/BIG AUSTRALIAN COCK/
/LITTLE ENGLISH DICK/
/BIGGER SCOTTISH COCK/
edition
new anco single soon :~)
Firmino
>>51453717
you mean baking?
Sitting here eating Coles chicken tendies and having a case of VBs lads, AMA
proud to be english
My neighbours making bread and it smells delicious
I've got heaps of bread mix leftover from when my bread maker died years ago
Debating whether to go give it all to them in the hope they may give me some bread in return, waddya reckon?
>>51453717
>>51453746
yfs mate go for gold
>>51453734
those the frozen tendies that you hit up? i legit cant eat that shit (actually thats a lie i had some the other day) after watching this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKwL5G5HbGA
just found a full box of toffifee lads
waheeeyy
>Record high net immigration has come under Tory government
Well done, David.
>>51453717
do it la, save some for me haha!
comin over with some beer, let's rip the scab off some XXXXs and watch All Aussie Adventures, hey
>>51453734
GIVE ME SOME RIGHT NOW
>>51453753
Nah la, the tendies in the deli section
not frozen, just microwave them and they're fucking N O I C E
>>51453758
>"Now that the Conservatives are promising to lower immigration and an EU referendum, why does UKIP even exist"
Literally braindead tories on /brit/ before the election.
filled out captcha so i might as well do a post haha
>>51453775
> when the beer hits you
>>51453784
>just microwave them
hold on. so do they come warm or do they come cold? either way i honestly do believe you should have put them in the oven tbhwym
>>51453734
>VB
>>51453758
Yeah but at least he's given us an in out referendum next year. 2/3rds of migrants DC can't do anything about currently.
So the thread made by a brit gets deleted but the one made by an Aussie doesn't earning your wage there Janny.
>>51453821
>i dont drink v-bitties
>>51453805
mental lad
>>51453809
They're cold la, cooked but just needed to microwave
Well the lady said i should put them in an oven but i decided not to and just microwave them
I am a free man
I decide my own path
I forge my own destiny
>>51453821
Queeslandah la so i usually drink XXXX when i feel like being a based bogan, just thought I'd try the nonce's beer this time...It's okay
>>51453808
FUCKEN GIMME SOME YA GREEDY CUNT!
@51453863
>instructed to bake
>microwaves instead
i will not yield you the satisfaction
>>51453862
Shut the fuck up
watching this right now to be honest
>>51453848
Jannies have never been able to handle aussie banter
>what to get drunk but only 5 bottles of 5 seeds left
Someone come to Adelaide and kill me
>>51453884
Make me 2bh
brother went to get me some mi goreng 2bh
>>51453885
haha watch zulu on hulu lmao
>£17
I'm sure it's shit but jesus..
>>51453863
>>51453857
>Drinking beer
>>51453876
literally just pouring the beer down my chest and rubbing my nipples as we speak la
>>51453885
I watched that recently, it was alright but the stabbing was so fake it took me out of it
>>51453897
smash them in 1 hour lad
Ha ha at least labour aren't in charge we'd be drowning in immigrants!
...wait
>>51453910
I'm an anime girl la so no need to worry about getting fat :3
>>51453922
That's the plan, going to smash them and then watch Snatch.
>>51453827
He's lost control of our borders. They are quite literally queuing up in Calais.
Yet all Tories can say is, "b-but it would probably be worse under Labour, so be thankful". As if that is anything to be proud of.
>>51453900
*grabs you by the shirt*
"SHUT THE FUCK UP OK?!"
*Slaps your arse(give it a light[but firm] squeeze)*
"YA FUCKIN POOFTA, I BET YOU CREAMED YOURSELF OVER THAT"
*pushes you over*
*Walks away*
>>51453882
they probably mean this kind mate
the ones they heat at the deli section to sell but also have cold ones for sale
I'd microwave them, nothing wrong with that. Although they would be nicer in the oven
wouldn't really give a shit if I was drunk t b h
>>51453955
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>51453912
I NEED BEER AND CHICKEN TENDIES RIGHT NOW
STOP BEING GREEDY
SHARE SOME WITH ME!
I DEMAND IT!
>>51453912
ahahaha
>>51454009
Only if you kiss me
All my mates hate my girlfriend and somewhat me
Having gf is suffering lads, don't do it.
>>51454028
*smooch*
*lifts your shirt*
*licks your nipple*
>>51453720
Need this right now Tbh lads
>>51454047
DELET THIS
THIS IS NOT ME AND I DID NOT APPROVE THIS TEXT FOR POSTING
>>51454028
gay
>>51454044
>Having gf
fuck off
>>51454071
Shutup
Try to woo me lads
>>51454044
i knew someone in that situation when i was in highschool
he alienated all of us to be with his gf all the time because she hated us for some reason. this carried on for literally three years.
we all met up a year after we graduated and he said his biggest regret was spending so much time with that girl because she ended up cheating on him after they got engaged
some women are really terrible man. don't let them control you
>>51454047
> HE ACTUALLY DID IT
NOT EVEN GOING TO GIVE YOU MY TENDIES AND BEER HAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>51454111
*wews*
>>51454117
>>51454155
wew c:
Class was cancelled this morning lads. So Im gonna stay here and shitpost til I have to go back in at 4.
Wasted the fuckin bus fare getting up to uni though.
>>51453945
Top choice lad
>>51454117
Savage, lad
I wonder how the refugee families Yvette Cooper, Nicola Sturgeon and Bob Geldof offered to house are doing :)
Hope they enjoy their first British Christmas :)
>>51454176
jk la, come here and kiss me :3
>>51454113
Yeah that's what they are getting mad about so I'm hanging out with whom I want when I want from now on.
>>51454203
>tfw you get kucked by Syrian bull
>>51454155
Oh my ;)
>>51454219
I'm not in the mood
>>51454113
>highschool relationship
into le trash the opinion goes
>>51454283
> Being mean
>>51454294
>being you
>>51454318
> wake up
> life is nothing but an unending cycle of regret
>>51454343
you're not really going to..
>>51454295
>0.webm
no text
>>51454343
>1.webm
"2"
lmao
get your fucking shit together yank
>>51454368
really?
apology for poor english
when were you when labour party dies?
i was sat at home eating smegma butter when jez ring
‘shadow cabinet is resign’
‘no’
>>51454240
>All me
fucking bullshit you lying dog
>>51454203
> There are refugees in my city
This years festival square Christmas tree is tiny and shit. I've not gone to check out the German market but I bet its fucking awful.
Good shit I heard though: A couple of lads of Pakistani descent in my class were talking about refugees, saying how whilst they want to help them, they don't fit in here and thus, shouldn't come.
>>51454417
1h 42m / 2m = 51 parts
1 min pp (per post)
This is going to take you almost an hour, I do hope you're not doing it manually.
my dads 72 today
that's proper mental
>>51453930
At least the tories made the police start arresting paki rapists
*waits patiently for the nude scenes to report them to the janitor*
>>51454295
Shit film and an even worse book
More Aussie poofta's in here than in Soho
getting sick of all the rain desu
No sleeping in the streets
Shaky warrior
Drake the typa nigga to tell a JF what JF mean
>One weekend
>Davis Cup won
>Tyson Fury crowned champion
JF's on suicide watch
just ate 1.5lbs of chicken and ranch haha...
dunno how im so skinny
>>51454555
Checked
>>51453909
where?
>>51454616
>claiming tyson fury
Just don't, he's about as British as amir khan
just ate a big bowl of beef vindaloo
mmmmm mmmmmm
*rubs my tummy*
>>51454741
This is just leading to dubs isn't it
>>51454743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va6nPu-1auE
decided not to go into uni haha
Yank and aussia power hour
Yanks out, Aussies contain yourselves
>>51454891
just casually listening to some tech death haha
>>51454792
Never noticed these lads before
>>51454919
Get
Out
NOW
WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOOOOVE
YOU KNOW THE RULES
AND SO DO I (DO I)
This thread needs to be nuked
Its beyond saving
>>51454926
these are shitty quality
can you not
>>51454953
autism
sent this to my trap gf who likes anime
Fuck's sake lads
Gas this yank
Colonials bringing the banter
>>51455026
What did he say?
dont feel like shaving today haha
>>51455026
Can you send pics m8
>>51455050
aint responded yet
>>51455067
I can, but I shan't
gonna head out for a jog and do some pull ups at the primary school near me
>>51455084
ur gay
Who is this yank? Is he a regular poster? Does he think this is funny? Does he think anyone is watching these? Why is he doing this?
>>51455092
wanna play some soggy biscuit while we're there lad?
>>51455092
>gonna head out ... and .. pull .. at the primary school near me
>>51455084
No wucking forries mate. I don't think id dog my girl to some random guy on the internet.
>>51455106
it's a bot
going to thai lad's chat site.
see you there
>>51455102
yeah dont really give a shit desu.
>>51455129
i haven't got any particualrly lewd ones. just slightly risque ones where she's in her panties
doing a fortune summoners
>>51455198
>she
>>51455198
You clearly do as you can't own up to it
>still calling him your gf
>acting hard
yeah you need to calm down
Is bridgelad here?
> tfw the only qt traps Ive seen are all LGBTQWTFBBQ cunts.
Like
Why is it so hard to find a trap that doesn't conform to that shit. I know I live Scotland but surely theres at least one.
>>51455272
Think about what the fuck you just said.
>>51455206
>>51455234
i mean he/she whatever not really fussed about all that.
it would be weird to call this person with long hair, and boobs and a feminine physique who talks and acts like a girl, him, so i just go with her/she etc
>>51455272
I know a scottish trap from r9k
my trap gf is also not really LGBTTBHSMHFAM.
Just had to apply for an extension for uni deadline, been unhealthily ill the last few weeks, got a doctors note and everything. wish me luck lads
>>51455300
There's a difference between being gay and being involved in this kinda shit.
I just wanna find a partner and chill yknow? But nah, everyone I find tries to drag me into that crowd.
>>51455344
Lucky 2bh
banter
Lmao
>>51455405
tfw feel like im gonna flop my masters degree despite doing sikk at bachelors
smdh famalam why? :(
>>51455344
I prefer xi/xhe personally
>>51455434
asthma problems meaning I wasn't sleeping anyways, and the drugs they put me on to treat it reacted badly fucking me up further. i'm a massive mess right now not slept in 30 hours with a fever and really bad breathing
>>51455474
don't care about your problems just was using them as a segue to talk about my own tbf (to be frank)
might wank to some gay porn lads, i'm not gay but it's just something to add to my madman cv
>>51455485
pretty rude way to get a (You) famalam
>>51455486
i understand senpai. gotta stay cultured
Done lads :)
Also stay mad britcunt aspie who autismed over me dumping that, probably got cuá Žcked tá Žbh lads
I'm not even white lmao
>>51455520
good movie ty
>There are """"people"""" who think tbf means to be frank
wew
>>51455548
wew c:
>>51455534
np fá Žam
>>51455548
To be frank its not really that different to be fair
>>51455548
to be frank or to be fair
depends on the intensity you want to convey.
its like how desu can also stand for to be heartfully (honest)
>>51455344
Seems like you just can't face it m8
>>51455520
Thanks for that :)
>>51455585
nah im really not fussed if im gay or straight or bi. makes no difference to anything.
>>51455116
alright you bring the biscuit, I'll bring the soggy
>>51455124
might do a bit of that too (see above)
might start calling myself an Irish-Briton
>tfw was a really cute child
>tfw now like a 6.3/10 man
>>51455681
>6.3/10
pic for proof
>>51455649
if you like people who were born with willies, then you're gay m8
Say 'i'm gay'. Get it off your chest.
>>51455698
anyone on /brit/ who has seen my pic is essentially a newfag desu.
>>51455712
You're not a 6.3, Lisicki
>>51455701
im gay
wew my life is radically different all of a sudden.
>>51455681
nearly everyone was a really cute child
that's nothing to be proud of
and from what I can tell of child stars, that's the normal path as well
ugly child > sexy adult (Neville Longbottom)
cute child > ugly adult (Anakin Skywalker)
>>51455724
>lisicki
>oldfag
hmm
>>51455731
Waheyyyy bender
>>51455731
say it without meming
>>51455741
nah i was aesthetically perfect as a child
puberty c*cked my shit up pretty bad.
>>51455761
>>51455771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA
>>51455780
Are you Jake Lloyd?
>>51455802
You still can't admit it
CamillaYahaya
I am an avid Independent fan, as a liberal I greatly value your newspapers opinion. I am always reading and retweeting your articles but today as a minority I feel greatly ashamed to be one of your readers.
The article by Helen Nianias on Akon bringing electricity to Africa is disgusting. She is sickly attempting to undermine his achievement, and frankly it's quite racist. The picture and the mention of his saucy dancers? What does that have to do with anything? It's not journalism but absolute crap.
I really thought the Independent was different but nope. Just like the rest it seems you will let your journalist write any crap to appease white middle and upper class narrow minded England. Some readers white, black and asian really don't care about his dancers. Some of us just want real and un-bias news.
You have lost a great supporter and I hope you loose many others as a result of this.
I can't believe these people exist lads
>>51455836
im gay
>>51455876
Nice. Who's your bf?
Hi
>>51455904
yalri then
>>51455898
some trap
>>51453827
Referendum to leave the EU is meaningless. It cannot pass.
>>51454455
>>51454972
>>51454978
fuck u cunts they literally deleted every webm
baka lads
>>51455876
He loves the cock, this one
really fucking tired lads haha
really need to do a sleep lads
Literally doing a poo right now
>Driving a classic car in winter
Hey family how you want your interior.
-Warm
Enjoy your windows being so steamed up you can't see
-With windows you can actually see out of
Enjoy rolling your windows down so it's wet and cold
>>51456026
What car you drive senpai?
loserfruit
wew
my aus waifu desu
>>51456064
A bucket of bolts by the sounds of it haha
>>51455936
>>51455876
ANON ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>51456064
MGB
>already eaten all the chocolates in my advent calendar
>>51456100
Noice m8.
>>51456130
such a working class degenerate slob
Respect the CHRIST in CHRISTmas
>>51453709
Since we're talking cocks
http://thevisualiser.net/
how do you compare /brit/?
>>51456153
The problem with this propoganda is that the 'x' in 'xmas' is actually the greek letter Chi, the first letter in the greek word for christ
>It's still November
>People are celebrating Christmas
#BritsOut
>>51456200
how is this relevant. nobody said 'xmas'
you've gone off your rocker m8
>>51456204
I work in a supermarket so we've had about 2 months of it already.
Out of control desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWn_1QBFmuI
>>51456263
You could almost say it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
>tfw alone on the holidays
>tfw friends dont bother and family is dead
haha this is the life right guys
>>51456235
Saying 'keep the christ in christmas' is usually what fundies say after they've been triggered by hearing someone utter 'xmas'
>>51456287
>>51456263
>>51456204
>>51456130
>>51456200
2000 miles > fairy tale of new york
Lads you aren't allowed to say Christmas
Happy holidays or get out
>>51456317
t. triggered paki
>>51456265
England is mean to everyone — especially white English people.
>>51456317
rasheed
>>51456317
Ramadan Mubarak
t. David Cameron
>>51456293
but I'm saying it when I hear about people getting chocolates in their calendar instead of pictures of stars and donkeys and babies
>>51456359
But the chocolates are shaped like stars and donkeys and babies
>>51456265
Can't understand a word desu.
>>51456310
Carol of the Bells > O Holy Night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnEUC4eZjjA
>>51456372
how are you supposed to prepare through advent if you bring the party on day 1
>>51456398
I'm going to need some explanation here, I've never had an advent calendar that wasn't chocolate or lego
What's the traditional purpose of those intricate wooden advent calendars with pictures behind the doorflaps?
>>51456100
good lad
![20151130_120103[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/km3XCwC.jpg "20151130_120103[1].jpg")
Bought another plant la
got a really attractive will lads ngl tbH
>>51456504
DUDE
>>51456460
The pictures serve the same purpose as the chocolate and gifts that degenerate atheists and secularists get behind their doors.
It's a little bit of excitement and gratification albeit more restrained for the moral christians
>>51456537
free will is dead lad doesnt matter how pretty it is
>>51456504
how do you water them? i can't help but under or over do it ;_;
also, your fish is ded
>>51456575
Should have advent calenders with a cute anime girl behind each door.
>>51456537
who's getting it?
might buy a 80's Yamaha XT250 to brap around in lads
vvvvvvRROOOOMMM vvvvvvvvvRRRRRROOOOm
mmmmmmROOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kik ROOOOOOOOOmmMmmmMMMmm kik RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *zips past* *waves* helllo! vrooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmm hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah
t. steve mcqueen
>>51456619
yes please
>>51456630
Mate how you gonna get around on a keyboard
>>51456575
I literally just use the chocolate as a piece of chocolate to eat and maybe think 'I have no idea what this shape is meant to be', I don't go thinking about the journey to Bethlehem or anything
>>51456630
how do you get that noise out of a piano?
>"based"
>>51456656
>>51456674
hella
>>51456648
let me dream en
>>51456658
alri
*lights cig*
>>51456599
First off I only spray with old fish tank water from my main fish tank, as it's soft and is filled with Nitrate from fish shit which plants love.
Then I use a spray bottle. Once a week.
There's no fish in that tank also.
>>51456681
I legitimately do not know, what was the original purpose of an advent calendar?
> That moment when you run out of cherry brandy to feed your christmas cake
Just fuck me up
>>51456714
the settlers didn't have electricity so they couldn't charge their phones to keep track of the days until chrissie, and couldn't google it because they had no electricity and their sisters had used all their family data for the month
Indian called me from "microsoft" today to warn me about a virus on my computer
Abused the stupid cunt and told him to get fucked etc.
He got upset and said I shouldn't abuse, I should just hang up. He almost sounded in tears and then he hung up himself
heh
I heard some sob story about people being forced into it or something iirc
idc though, still told that cunt to get fucked
>>51456702
then why do you have it xD
also does your room smell of fish poos lololololo
>>51456762
hey mum can you make me a sandwich
ta
>>51456768
lol
>>51456768
good lad
>>51456790
Rude m8
Im just trying to do my senpai a favour as they're either away or busy af with work.
Christmas is about sharing, friend B^)
*zooms past thread*
fucking NERDS! *flips you off*
*zips around corner*
>>51456768
>He got upset and said I shouldn't abuse, I should just hang up
literally what, he's trying to hijack your computer. fuck the cunt. you did good lad
>>51456820
yeah mayo and extra pickles thanks mum
neet or student?
So,question for any Brits to answer. Why do all British people have methmouth? Are there no dentists in England?
>no iranian slag gf
>>51456847
neet
>>51456863
degen
>>51456856
*yawn*
>>51456820
oops sorrry thought you were me mam
make us a sandwich anyway yeah?
ta
>>51455092
haha
I could only do 5 pullups before it was physically impossible to continue
bit pathetic i am
>not converting to based islam
>>51456769
Shrimp
>>51456880
I cant actually make sandwiches m9
We only eat sheep stomach here in the north
>>51456856
>briteeth
just a pooey meme supported by comformation bias and we don't use whiteners
most peoples teeth are perfectly healthy, mine included
>>51456822
WATCH IT YOU BLOODY HOON!, THERE'S CHILDREN IN THIS THREAD!
*shakes fist while angrily moving my head side to side*
>>51456265
>tfw no queen pupinia gf
writing my christmas list. what should i ask mummy to get me
>>51456918
a big 9" black dildo that vibrates
keep getting stuff through my letter box from chinese takeaways lads
it looks delicious but i'd feel like a pawn if i actually bought something now h-haha
bit wet out
>>51456899
why do you have this? is it some kind of therapy for your depression
>>51456822
> zips around corner
> Understeer because FWD Autotragic shitbox
> Get fucked Paul Walker style
