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new anco single soon :~)
Firmino
>>51453717
you mean baking?
Sitting here eating Coles chicken tendies and having a case of VBs lads, AMA
proud to be english
My neighbours making bread and it smells delicious
I've got heaps of bread mix leftover from when my bread maker died years ago
Debating whether to go give it all to them in the hope they may give me some bread in return, waddya reckon?
>>51453717
>>51453746
yfs mate go for gold
>>51453734
those the frozen tendies that you hit up? i legit cant eat that shit (actually thats a lie i had some the other day) after watching this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKwL5G5HbGA
just found a full box of toffifee lads
waheeeyy
>Record high net immigration has come under Tory government
Well done, David.
>>51453717
do it la, save some for me haha!
comin over with some beer, let's rip the scab off some XXXXs and watch All Aussie Adventures, hey
>>51453734
GIVE ME SOME RIGHT NOW
>>51453753
Nah la, the tendies in the deli section
not frozen, just microwave them and they're fucking N O I C E
>>51453758
>"Now that the Conservatives are promising to lower immigration and an EU referendum, why does UKIP even exist"
Literally braindead tories on /brit/ before the election.
filled out captcha so i might as well do a post haha
>>51453775
> when the beer hits you
>>51453784
>just microwave them
hold on. so do they come warm or do they come cold? either way i honestly do believe you should have put them in the oven tbhwym
>>51453758
Yeah but at least he's given us an in out referendum next year. 2/3rds of migrants DC can't do anything about currently.
So the thread made by a brit gets deleted but the one made by an Aussie doesn't earning your wage there Janny.
>>51453821
>i dont drink v-bitties
>>51453805
mental lad
>>51453809
They're cold la, cooked but just needed to microwave
Well the lady said i should put them in an oven but i decided not to and just microwave them
I am a free man
I decide my own path
I forge my own destiny
>>51453821
Queeslandah la so i usually drink XXXX when i feel like being a based bogan, just thought I'd try the nonce's beer this time...It's okay
>>51453808
FUCKEN GIMME SOME YA GREEDY CUNT!
@51453863
>instructed to bake
>microwaves instead
i will not yield you the satisfaction
>>51453862
Shut the fuck up
watching this right now to be honest
>>51453848
Jannies have never been able to handle aussie banter
>what to get drunk but only 5 bottles of 5 seeds left
Someone come to Adelaide and kill me
>>51453884
Make me 2bh
brother went to get me some mi goreng 2bh
>>51453885
haha watch zulu on hulu lmao
>£17
I'm sure it's shit but jesus..
>>51453863
>>51453857
>Drinking beer
>>51453876
literally just pouring the beer down my chest and rubbing my nipples as we speak la
>>51453885
I watched that recently, it was alright but the stabbing was so fake it took me out of it
>>51453897
smash them in 1 hour lad
Ha ha at least labour aren't in charge we'd be drowning in immigrants!
...wait
>>51453910
I'm an anime girl la so no need to worry about getting fat :3
>>51453922
That's the plan, going to smash them and then watch Snatch.
>>51453827
He's lost control of our borders. They are quite literally queuing up in Calais.
Yet all Tories can say is, "b-but it would probably be worse under Labour, so be thankful". As if that is anything to be proud of.
>>51453900
*grabs you by the shirt*
"SHUT THE FUCK UP OK?!"
*Slaps your arse(give it a light[but firm] squeeze)*
"YA FUCKIN POOFTA, I BET YOU CREAMED YOURSELF OVER THAT"
*pushes you over*
*Walks away*
>>51453882
they probably mean this kind mate
the ones they heat at the deli section to sell but also have cold ones for sale
I'd microwave them, nothing wrong with that. Although they would be nicer in the oven
wouldn't really give a shit if I was drunk t b h
>>51453955
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>51453912
I NEED BEER AND CHICKEN TENDIES RIGHT NOW
STOP BEING GREEDY
SHARE SOME WITH ME!
I DEMAND IT!
>>51453912
ahahaha
>>51454009
Only if you kiss me
All my mates hate my girlfriend and somewhat me
Having gf is suffering lads, don't do it.
>>51454028
*smooch*
*lifts your shirt*
*licks your nipple*
>>51453720
Need this right now Tbh lads
>>51454047
DELET THIS
THIS IS NOT ME AND I DID NOT APPROVE THIS TEXT FOR POSTING
>>51454028
gay
>>51454044
>Having gf
fuck off
>>51454071
Shutup
Try to woo me lads
>>51454044
i knew someone in that situation when i was in highschool
he alienated all of us to be with his gf all the time because she hated us for some reason. this carried on for literally three years.
we all met up a year after we graduated and he said his biggest regret was spending so much time with that girl because she ended up cheating on him after they got engaged
some women are really terrible man. don't let them control you
>>51454047
> HE ACTUALLY DID IT
NOT EVEN GOING TO GIVE YOU MY TENDIES AND BEER HAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>51454111
*wews*
>>51454155
wew c:
Class was cancelled this morning lads. So Im gonna stay here and shitpost til I have to go back in at 4.
Wasted the fuckin bus fare getting up to uni though.
>>51453945
Top choice lad
>>51454117
Savage, lad
I wonder how the refugee families Yvette Cooper, Nicola Sturgeon and Bob Geldof offered to house are doing :)
Hope they enjoy their first British Christmas :)
>>51454176
jk la, come here and kiss me :3
>>51454113
Yeah that's what they are getting mad about so I'm hanging out with whom I want when I want from now on.
>>51454203
>tfw you get kucked by Syrian bull
>>51454155
Oh my ;)
>>51454219
I'm not in the mood
>>51454113
>highschool relationship
into le trash the opinion goes
>>51454283
> Being mean
>>51454294
>being you
>>51454318
> wake up
> life is nothing but an unending cycle of regret
>>51454343
you're not really going to..
>>51454295
>0.webm
no text
>>51454343
>1.webm
"2"
lmao
get your fucking shit together yank
>>51454368
really?
apology for poor english
when were you when labour party dies?
i was sat at home eating smegma butter when jez ring
‘shadow cabinet is resign’
‘no’
>>51454240
>All me
fucking bullshit you lying dog
>>51454203
> There are refugees in my city
This years festival square Christmas tree is tiny and shit. I've not gone to check out the German market but I bet its fucking awful.
Good shit I heard though: A couple of lads of Pakistani descent in my class were talking about refugees, saying how whilst they want to help them, they don't fit in here and thus, shouldn't come.
>>51454417
1h 42m / 2m = 51 parts
1 min pp (per post)
This is going to take you almost an hour, I do hope you're not doing it manually.
my dads 72 today
that's proper mental
>>51453930
At least the tories made the police start arresting paki rapists
*waits patiently for the nude scenes to report them to the janitor*
>>51454295
Shit film and an even worse book
More Aussie poofta's in here than in Soho
getting sick of all the rain desu
No sleeping in the streets
Shaky warrior
Drake the typa nigga to tell a JF what JF mean
>One weekend
>Davis Cup won
>Tyson Fury crowned champion
JF's on suicide watch
just ate 1.5lbs of chicken and ranch haha...
dunno how im so skinny
>>51454555
Checked
>>51453909
where?
>>51454616
>claiming tyson fury
Just don't, he's about as British as amir khan
just ate a big bowl of beef vindaloo
mmmmm mmmmmm
*rubs my tummy*
>>51454741
This is just leading to dubs isn't it
>>51454743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va6nPu-1auE
decided not to go into uni haha
Yank and aussia power hour
Yanks out, Aussies contain yourselves
>>51454891
just casually listening to some tech death haha
>>51454792
Never noticed these lads before
>>51454919
Get
Out
NOW
WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOOOOVE
YOU KNOW THE RULES
AND SO DO I (DO I)
This thread needs to be nuked
Its beyond saving
>>51454926
these are shitty quality
can you not
>>51454953
autism
sent this to my trap gf who likes anime
Fuck's sake lads
Gas this yank
Colonials bringing the banter
>>51455026
What did he say?
dont feel like shaving today haha
>>51455026
Can you send pics m8
>>51455050
aint responded yet
>>51455067
I can, but I shan't
gonna head out for a jog and do some pull ups at the primary school near me
>>51455084
ur gay
Who is this yank? Is he a regular poster? Does he think this is funny? Does he think anyone is watching these? Why is he doing this?
>>51455092
wanna play some soggy biscuit while we're there lad?
>>51455092
>gonna head out ... and .. pull .. at the primary school near me
>>51455084
No wucking forries mate. I don't think id dog my girl to some random guy on the internet.
>>51455106
it's a bot
going to thai lad's chat site.
see you there
>>51455102
yeah dont really give a shit desu.
>>51455129
i haven't got any particualrly lewd ones. just slightly risque ones where she's in her panties
doing a fortune summoners
>>51455198
>she
>>51455198
You clearly do as you can't own up to it
>still calling him your gf
>acting hard
yeah you need to calm down
Is bridgelad here?
> tfw the only qt traps Ive seen are all LGBTQWTFBBQ cunts.
Like
Why is it so hard to find a trap that doesn't conform to that shit. I know I live Scotland but surely theres at least one.
>>51455272
Think about what the fuck you just said.
>>51455206
>>51455234
i mean he/she whatever not really fussed about all that.
it would be weird to call this person with long hair, and boobs and a feminine physique who talks and acts like a girl, him, so i just go with her/she etc
>>51455272
I know a scottish trap from r9k
my trap gf is also not really LGBTTBHSMHFAM.
Just had to apply for an extension for uni deadline, been unhealthily ill the last few weeks, got a doctors note and everything. wish me luck lads
>>51455300
There's a difference between being gay and being involved in this kinda shit.
I just wanna find a partner and chill yknow? But nah, everyone I find tries to drag me into that crowd.
>>51455344
Lucky 2bh
banter
Lmao
>>51455405
tfw feel like im gonna flop my masters degree despite doing sikk at bachelors
smdh famalam why? :(
>>51455344
I prefer xi/xhe personally
>>51455434
asthma problems meaning I wasn't sleeping anyways, and the drugs they put me on to treat it reacted badly fucking me up further. i'm a massive mess right now not slept in 30 hours with a fever and really bad breathing
>>51455474
don't care about your problems just was using them as a segue to talk about my own tbf (to be frank)
might wank to some gay porn lads, i'm not gay but it's just something to add to my madman cv
>>51455485
pretty rude way to get a (You) famalam
>>51455486
i understand senpai. gotta stay cultured
Done lads :)
Also stay mad britcunt aspie who autismed over me dumping that, probably got cucked tbh lads
I'm not even white lmao
>>51455520
good movie ty
>There are """"people"""" who think tbf means to be frank
wew
>>51455548
wew c:
>>51455534
np fam
>>51455548
To be frank its not really that different to be fair
>>51455548
to be frank or to be fair
depends on the intensity you want to convey.
its like how desu can also stand for to be heartfully (honest)
>>51455344
Seems like you just can't face it m8
>>51455520
Thanks for that :)
>>51455585
nah im really not fussed if im gay or straight or bi. makes no difference to anything.
>>51455116
alright you bring the biscuit, I'll bring the soggy
>>51455124
might do a bit of that too (see above)
might start calling myself an Irish-Briton
>tfw was a really cute child
>tfw now like a 6.3/10 man
>>51455681
>6.3/10
pic for proof
>>51455649
if you like people who were born with willies, then you're gay m8
Say 'i'm gay'. Get it off your chest.
>>51455698
anyone on /brit/ who has seen my pic is essentially a newfag desu.
>>51455712
You're not a 6.3, Lisicki
>>51455701
im gay
wew my life is radically different all of a sudden.
>>51455681
nearly everyone was a really cute child
that's nothing to be proud of
and from what I can tell of child stars, that's the normal path as well
ugly child > sexy adult (Neville Longbottom)
cute child > ugly adult (Anakin Skywalker)
>>51455724
>lisicki
>oldfag
hmm
>>51455731
Waheyyyy bender
>>51455731
say it without meming
>>51455741
nah i was aesthetically perfect as a child
puberty c*cked my shit up pretty bad.
>>51455761
>>51455771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA
>>51455780
Are you Jake Lloyd?
>>51455802
You still can't admit it
CamillaYahaya
I am an avid Independent fan, as a liberal I greatly value your newspapers opinion. I am always reading and retweeting your articles but today as a minority I feel greatly ashamed to be one of your readers.
The article by Helen Nianias on Akon bringing electricity to Africa is disgusting. She is sickly attempting to undermine his achievement, and frankly it's quite racist. The picture and the mention of his saucy dancers? What does that have to do with anything? It's not journalism but absolute crap.
I really thought the Independent was different but nope. Just like the rest it seems you will let your journalist write any crap to appease white middle and upper class narrow minded England. Some readers white, black and asian really don't care about his dancers. Some of us just want real and un-bias news.
You have lost a great supporter and I hope you loose many others as a result of this.
I can't believe these people exist lads
>>51455836
im gay
>>51455876
Nice. Who's your bf?
Hi
>>51455904
yalri then
>>51455898
some trap
>>51453827
Referendum to leave the EU is meaningless. It cannot pass.
>>51454455
>>51454972
>>51454978
fuck u cunts they literally deleted every webm
baka lads
>>51455876
He loves the cock, this one
really fucking tired lads haha
really need to do a sleep lads
Literally doing a poo right now
>Driving a classic car in winter
Hey family how you want your interior.
-Warm
Enjoy your windows being so steamed up you can't see
-With windows you can actually see out of
Enjoy rolling your windows down so it's wet and cold
>>51456026
What car you drive senpai?
loserfruit
wew
my aus waifu desu
>>51456064
A bucket of bolts by the sounds of it haha
>>51455936
>>51455876
ANON ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>51456064
MGB
>already eaten all the chocolates in my advent calendar
>>51456100
Noice m8.
>>51456130
such a working class degenerate slob
Respect the CHRIST in CHRISTmas
>>51453709
Since we're talking cocks
http://thevisualiser.net/
how do you compare /brit/?
>>51456153
The problem with this propoganda is that the 'x' in 'xmas' is actually the greek letter Chi, the first letter in the greek word for christ
>It's still November
>People are celebrating Christmas
#BritsOut
>>51456200
how is this relevant. nobody said 'xmas'
you've gone off your rocker m8
>>51456204
I work in a supermarket so we've had about 2 months of it already.
Out of control desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWn_1QBFmuI
>>51456263
You could almost say it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
>tfw alone on the holidays
>tfw friends dont bother and family is dead
haha this is the life right guys
>>51456235
Saying 'keep the christ in christmas' is usually what fundies say after they've been triggered by hearing someone utter 'xmas'
>>51456287
>>51456263
>>51456204
>>51456130
>>51456200
2000 miles > fairy tale of new york
Lads you aren't allowed to say Christmas
Happy holidays or get out
>>51456317
t. triggered paki
>>51456265
England is mean to everyone — especially white English people.
>>51456317
rasheed
>>51456317
Ramadan Mubarak
t. David Cameron
>>51456293
but I'm saying it when I hear about people getting chocolates in their calendar instead of pictures of stars and donkeys and babies
>>51456359
But the chocolates are shaped like stars and donkeys and babies
>>51456265
Can't understand a word desu.
>>51456310
Carol of the Bells > O Holy Night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnEUC4eZjjA
>>51456372
how are you supposed to prepare through advent if you bring the party on day 1
>>51456398
I'm going to need some explanation here, I've never had an advent calendar that wasn't chocolate or lego
What's the traditional purpose of those intricate wooden advent calendars with pictures behind the doorflaps?
>>51456100
good lad
Bought another plant la
got a really attractive will lads ngl tbH
>>51456504
DUDE
>>51456460
The pictures serve the same purpose as the chocolate and gifts that degenerate atheists and secularists get behind their doors.
It's a little bit of excitement and gratification albeit more restrained for the moral christians
>>51456537
free will is dead lad doesnt matter how pretty it is
>>51456504
how do you water them? i can't help but under or over do it ;_;
also, your fish is ded
>>51456575
Should have advent calenders with a cute anime girl behind each door.
>>51456537
who's getting it?
might buy a 80's Yamaha XT250 to brap around in lads
vvvvvvRROOOOMMM vvvvvvvvvRRRRRROOOOm
mmmmmmROOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kik ROOOOOOOOOmmMmmmMMMmm kik RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *zips past* *waves* helllo! vrooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmm hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah
t. steve mcqueen
>>51456619
yes please
>>51456630
Mate how you gonna get around on a keyboard
>>51456575
I literally just use the chocolate as a piece of chocolate to eat and maybe think 'I have no idea what this shape is meant to be', I don't go thinking about the journey to Bethlehem or anything
>>51456630
how do you get that noise out of a piano?
>"based"
>>51456674
hella
>>51456648
let me dream en
>>51456658
alri
*lights cig*
>>51456599
First off I only spray with old fish tank water from my main fish tank, as it's soft and is filled with Nitrate from fish shit which plants love.
Then I use a spray bottle. Once a week.
There's no fish in that tank also.
>>51456681
I legitimately do not know, what was the original purpose of an advent calendar?
> That moment when you run out of cherry brandy to feed your christmas cake
Just fuck me up
>>51456714
the settlers didn't have electricity so they couldn't charge their phones to keep track of the days until chrissie, and couldn't google it because they had no electricity and their sisters had used all their family data for the month
Indian called me from "microsoft" today to warn me about a virus on my computer
Abused the stupid cunt and told him to get fucked etc.
He got upset and said I shouldn't abuse, I should just hang up. He almost sounded in tears and then he hung up himself
heh
I heard some sob story about people being forced into it or something iirc
idc though, still told that cunt to get fucked
>>51456702
then why do you have it xD
also does your room smell of fish poos lololololo
>>51456762
hey mum can you make me a sandwich
ta
>>51456768
lol
>>51456768
good lad
>>51456790
Rude m8
Im just trying to do my senpai a favour as they're either away or busy af with work.
Christmas is about sharing, friend B^)
*zooms past thread*
fucking NERDS! *flips you off*
*zips around corner*
>>51456768
>He got upset and said I shouldn't abuse, I should just hang up
literally what, he's trying to hijack your computer. fuck the cunt. you did good lad
>>51456820
yeah mayo and extra pickles thanks mum
neet or student?
So,question for any Brits to answer. Why do all British people have methmouth? Are there no dentists in England?
>no iranian slag gf
>>51456847
neet
>>51456863
degen
>>51456856
*yawn*
>>51456820
oops sorrry thought you were me mam
make us a sandwich anyway yeah?
ta
>>51455092
haha
I could only do 5 pullups before it was physically impossible to continue
bit pathetic i am
>not converting to based islam
>>51456769
Shrimp
>>51456880
I cant actually make sandwiches m9
We only eat sheep stomach here in the north
>>51456856
>briteeth
just a pooey meme supported by comformation bias and we don't use whiteners
most peoples teeth are perfectly healthy, mine included
>>51456822
WATCH IT YOU BLOODY HOON!, THERE'S CHILDREN IN THIS THREAD!
*shakes fist while angrily moving my head side to side*
>>51456265
>tfw no queen pupinia gf
writing my christmas list. what should i ask mummy to get me
>>51456918
a big 9" black dildo that vibrates
keep getting stuff through my letter box from chinese takeaways lads
it looks delicious but i'd feel like a pawn if i actually bought something now h-haha
bit wet out
>>51456899
why do you have this? is it some kind of therapy for your depression
>>51456822
> zips around corner
> Understeer because FWD Autotragic shitbox
> Get fucked Paul Walker style
>>51456910
Holy shit, an actual answer. Is that really it? No whiteners?
>>51456967
yeah
should be asking why asians teeth are so fucked up t-b-h
>>51456897
>based islam
yeah, based in HELL
>>51453754
take care of card
Need a haircuts but I hate going to the hairdressers
@51456967
holy shit your bait worked
>americans will defend this
>>51456963
>>51456822
lot of good lads tallking bout motors recently
>>51456986
Asians trying to copy our style
>>51456998
britains will defend this
>>51457001
take it to /o/ cunts or i'll report you
>>51456958
Why do people have dogs?
>>51457030
take anime to /a/
>>51456998
isn't that a northern thing
>>51457042
lol enjoy walking your shrimp
Reminder that Jeremy Corbyn denies the Kosovo genocide
>>51457057
good car
>>51457001
I know a guy that used to drive an MR2.
The snap oversteer was real. Got fucked up by a tree
>>51457057
That yours, lad?
>>51457068
what happened then
>>51456768
My friend actually fell for one of those lol
>>51457068
>Kosovo genocide
against serbs? what a prick
>>51456847
Machine operator
just snapchatted pupinia stewart ahaha hope she responds
>>51457093
People shit on the mr2 a lot for snap oversteer, but really you just need to be aware youre driving MR
stop lifting the throttle in turns
and nah its not my mk2 escort but i'll be getting a cossie repped sierra next year
Just saw Maisie in greggs
>>51457021
Literally nothing wrong with it.
Literally having a toast sandwich lads
>>51457156
Nice senpai.
Hoping to get my first car in the new year. Gonna go for a Mitsubishi Lancer GS4. Insurance is only £1500 for a 2L Diesel
>>51457068
Didnt the UN say it never really happened?
>>51457183
i bet you'd defend this too
>>51457021
he's australian lad
lesbians
Having a toast sandwich while taking a British cock up the arse and singing God Save the Queen with two other British cocks in my mouth while listening to Land of Hope and Glory and saluting the Union Jack lads
>>51457206
What age are you? if youre 25 you can get classic insurance on a 25+ year old car for like £100 fully comp, no matter what it is
>>51457226
years later 2bh would still do the one on the left
>>51457228
>Union Jack
>Jack
>>51457238
18.
I wanted an E30 but the insurance would probably murder me
>>51457261
Union Jake right
The below catalogue of Australian involvement in Genocide as defined by the UN Genocide Convention – and notably in British and American-imposed genocides – is given in roughly chronological order from 1788, the year of European Invasion and First Settlement, to 2008.
1. 18th -19th century Aboriginal Genocide (the Indigenous Aboriginal population dropped from about 1 million to 0.1 million in the first century after invasion in 1788).
2. Tasmanian Aboriginal Genocide (the “full-blood” Indigenous population dropped from 6,000 to zero from 1776 to 1803.
3. British Indian Genocide (post-invasion excess deaths 0.6 billion, 1757-1837; 0.5 billion, 1837-1901 under Queen Victoria; 0.4 Billion, 1901-1947.
4. European Chinese Genocide (10-100 million deaths in the European imperialism-driven Tai Ping rebellion period; Australia was involved in suppressing the Boxer rebellion).
5. Maori Genocide (Maori population dropped from 0.1-0.2 million in 1800 to 42,000 in 1893; Australia was involved in the 19th century Maori wars).
6. African Genocide (scores of million perished over 5 centuries of European slavery and colonialism; Australians participated in the Sudan War, 1881-1898).
7. Pacific Genocide (there was a catastrophic population decline due to introduced disease and slavery; thus 40,000 Fijians died from measles out of a population of 150,000 in 1876; “blackbirding” slavery was conducted by Australians in the late 19th century).
>>51457271
Maybe not lad, theyre not classed as sports cars 2bh unless its a 3 door or summat
>>51457238
T. Live in the middle of fucking nowhere
8. Boer (Afrikaaner) Genocide (1899-1902; 28,000 Afrikaaner women and children died in British concentration camps; Australians participated in the Boer War as immortalized in the movie “Breaker Morant”).
9. Armenian Genocide (1.5 million killed; the Australian invasion of Gallipoli as part of an Anglo-French force in 1915 helped to precipitate this atrocity; indeed April 24 is Armenian Genocide Day and April 25 is the day of the Australia invasion in 1915 and also a sacred war dead remembrance day for Australians and New Zealanders – it is called Anzac Day after the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps (ANZAC) which stormed ashore on that first Anzac Day at Gallipoli in 1915).
10. Bengali Genocide (6-7 million perished in the “forgotten” man-made Bengal Famine atrocity in Bengal and adjoining provinces in British India, 1943-1945; Australians were there and indeed the Governor of Bengal in 1944 was an Australian, R.G. Casey).
11. British post-1950 Third World Genocide (1950-2005 excess deaths in countries subject to British occupation as a major occupier in the post-war era totalled 727 million; Australia has the same Head of State as the UK and continues to be a loyal military ally of the UK in Occupied Iraq and Occupied Afghanistan).
12. US post-1950 Third World Genocide (1950-2005 excess deaths in countries subject to US occupation as a major occupier in the post-war era totalled 82 million; Australia participated in all post-1950 US Asian Wars in Korea, Indo-China, Iraq and Afghanistan with Indigenous Asian excess deaths now totalling 25 million).
13. Australian Colonial Genocide (1950-2005 excess deaths in countries subject to Australian occupation as a major occupier in the post-war era, namely Papua New Guinea and the Solomon Islands totalled 2.1 million).
>white "genocide"
>>51457303
Maybe, but its a 1.8L and RWD. Imma go check confused.com
>>51457196
why not toast the outside
14. 20th century Aboriginal Genocide (total excess deaths clearly of the order of 1million; 0.1 million Stolen Generations Aboriginal children forcibly removed from their Mothers in the 19th and 20th centuries; excess deaths in the 11 years of the Bush-ite Coalition Government totalled 90,000 for 1996-2007).
The following Australian genocide involvements in this catalogue of horrors are ongoing.
15. Palestinian Genocide (post-1967 excess deaths 0.3 million, post-1967 under-5 infant deaths 0.2 million and 7 million refugees; with bi-partisan agreement Australia provides diplomatic, financial and haven support for Israeli state terrorism – even when directed against tens of thousands of Australian citizens as in Lebanon in mid-2006 – and up to life imprisonment for anyone giving support to the Hamas Party that overwhelmingly won the 2006 Occupied Palestinian elections).
16. Iraqi Genocide (4 million excess deaths 1990-2008; 2 million post-invasion excess deaths, 0.6 million post-invasion under-5 infant deaths and 4.5 million refugees; Australia militarily involved since 1990 ).
17. Afghan Genocide (3-7 million post-invasion excess deaths, 2.3 million post-invasion under-5 infant and 4 million refugees; Australia involved militarily since 2001).
18. Ongoing Aboriginal Genocide (9,000 excess deaths annually; 90,000 excess deaths in the last 11 years of Bush-ite Coalition rule; see MWC News).
>>51457311
I live in belfast where 70 cars are stolen a week, joyridden then burnt out
watch this
https://youtu.be/W39ExZ8Vu4A?t=535
>muh past genocides the don't matter now
>literal white genocide happening
>un silent
19. Biofuel Genocide (16 million die avoidably each year but this is increasingly biofuel-impacted as the legislatively-mandated US, UK and EU biofuel perversion forces up global food prices; Australia is a major sugar cane grower and sugar exporter with 60% of sugar going to bioethanol production worldwide; Australia has biofuel-promoting legislation and is a major canola grower, this being a major source for biodiesel; see MWC News).
20. Climate Genocide (16 million die avoidably each year already from deprivation and deprivation-exacerbated disease; Professor James Lovelock FRS says that over 6 million will perish this century die to unaddressed climate change; on a per capita basis Australia is among the very worst greenhouse gas (GHG) polluters – in terms of 2004 figures for “fossil fuel-derived annual per capita CO2 pollution” Australia is about 40 times worse than India and 160 times worse than Bangladesh if you include Australia’s world number 1 coal exports; see MWC News).
Yet politically correct racist Australia steadfastly “looks the other way” and its past and present involvements in the above atrocities are overwhelmingly not reported by racist, lying, holocaust-ignoring Mainstream media nor taught in Australia’s schools and universities. PC racist White Australia just cannot see the “Elephant in the room” – its continuing involvement in over 2 centuries of horrendous genocide.
Australians are trapped in an Orwellian dream – Australia will only stop doing it when it is informed that it is doing it. Please inform everyone you can.
>>51457375
>white people not having babies is a genocide
>>51457301
>Tasmanian Aboriginal Genocide (the “full-blood” Indigenous population dropped from 6,000 to zero from 1776 to 1803.
can't speak badly of their job, they did well
made this lads
>>51457301
>5. Maori Genocide (Maori population dropped from 0.1-0.2 million in 1800 to 42,000 in 1893; Australia was involved in the 19th century Maori wars).
They were wars. Not whitey's fault the Maori lost.
Though tbf the wars could have been prevented in the first place if the Treaty of Waitangi was handled better but I still wouldn't call it a genocide.
JUST
>>51457401
Let me tell you about r/K selection.
>>51457401
Society is being controlled to bring about that effect which is genocide.
>tfw heartbroken to be honest
>>51457401
Remember to poo in the loo, Prajeet.
>>51457420
>swan song
did that quest desu
>>51457420
>great Gatsby God tier
>Ulysses only mid tier
>>51457420
i loved notes from the underground tbqh
>>51457420
>dune
>>51457440
Please do
>>51457442
So white people are being forced not to have babies? Please explain
>want a asian gf
>I'd be contributing to white genocide
>>51457496
Society is being manipulated to effectively force white people not to have kids. Every "progressive" policy is aimed at this in one way or another.
>cook roast chicken and vegetables for dinner
>it's so fucking orgasm inducingly delicious that I have to go back for a second plate full
curse my good cooking
>>51457580
So in what way are white people being forced not to have kids?
>>51457536
Adopt a white child
>>51457628
Just explained it rasheed
i blame this feminist movement for making white women intolerable
>>51457649
No you didn't
>>51457420
>how to read film
that looks interesting. wh at is it?
>>51457677
>white women intolerable
t. atheist virgin gamer
>white genocide
Nah not a fan
>when you realise yik yak is no more normie than here
>>51457715
it's a serious issue senpai
men have no rights when it comes to marriage and children
most dudes be like, why bother
>>51457759
>be like
fuck off basketball yank
>>51457496
r/K selection theory:
https://youtu.be/oCRXJcE7dcw
Celebration of white genocide from leaders:
https://youtu.be/_4F-bv9zTpo
https://youtu.be/riQh4Qpvxm4
Constant interracial couples on TV, especially adverts. Over representation of non-whites in most TV shows - preparing whites for when they're minorities in their own countries.
Flooding all white countries with immigrants who outbreed the native population because they're r selected.
Training the past few generations to be anti-white/anti-family/anti-society due to retarded boomer post-modernism.
Complete media control to push the above agenda. The only opposition is intentionally hysterical and laughable. Might as well be controlled opposition if it isn't.
Societal control to effectively force self-censorship and inability to process factual information that doesn't fit the narrative. Ignoring Rotherham and radical Muslim faith schools, unconditionally allying with black criminals, ignoring that 70% of ``refugees'' are adult males and the majority are not even from war torn countries and are merely economic migrants, etc.
KGB defector explains how the USSR subverted the west, so far the exact pattern he predicted has come to pass:
https://youtu.be/5gnpCqsXE8g
Doing an existential crisis.
Lads why is there no government organised place where people can anonymously discuss controversial things without fear of lash back
Obviously it would need to be moderated to avoid it being a racist cesspit but I think this type of discussion needs to be had
Any posts that are deleted should be saved somewhere for transparency but removed from the discussion
>can buy a working revolver for £50
>A deactivated display piece costs £250
Why, if it's deactivated it should be worth less money
Might do a suicide lads haha
I've got a joke for you lads :
Jeremy Corbyn.
>>51457845
Where?
>>51457856
>doing just one
Fucking casual
>>51457877
waheyyy
>>51457844
Is this bait?
>>51457877
He's would be the only PM to bomb Israeli so I'm not certain how to feel about them
@51457844
>Obviously it would need to be moderated
nah
if someone's being a spacker they can be called out
>muh feelings
>>>/reddit/
>>51457894
No
I don't mean the mostly immature conversation you can get here, I mean a place where all people can go and maturely discuss things such as immigration, lay out their concerns and debate things
>>51457881
Any gun trading website for a working one. Can get a working beat up 1970s replica of an old west percussion revolver for about £50. But you need a firearms licence.
A deactivated show piece that anyone can own costs £250.
Is should be less money as it's non functioning.
che
>>51457932
>Let's have a space where we can discuss things without backlash
>Obviously it would need to be moderated
Fuck off if this isn't bait
>>51457931
I mean remove comments like
"I hate pakis"
Comments like
"I do not agree with the integration of Pakistanis into our society because x" would be fine
>>51457960
Hence why I said transparency so people can see what's being deleted
By moderation I just mean removing unintelligible garbage that's only purpose is hate
>>51458000
>garbage
fuck off yank
>hello everyone I believe in white "genocide"
Is living in Lincoln so terrible lads?
>>51458000
>unintelligible garbage that's only purpose is hate
And who decides what is and isn't unintelligible garbage?
>>51457917
You understand what pacifism is right?
>>51457935
Maybe there more demand for show pieces if not many people have a licence?
>>51458016
>I believe the natural state of the world is peace and abundance
>>51457935
legal to own = higher demand
higher demand = more money
economics bra
>>51458030
Sure isn't the worst place in the midlands.
>>51457935
>Was at an antique fair and auction yesterday
>Antique guns that were fully functional were being sold to people without a firearms licence
>>51458046
Anything that does not include reasons
I mean little moderation, moderators shouldn't be anonymous and what they delete would be visible so they are accountable
>>51458016
Rasheed
>>51458048
I'm not entirely convinced he is one. A man that sticks up for the underdog isn't necessarily a pacifist. In my book a party leader who is a pacifist should for all practical purposes be rebranded an idiot.
>>51458135
He literally is a pacifist m8
*unloads steamy log on amazon's cyber monday deals*
thats what i think
>>51458080
Not saying much. Thanks all the same to Coventry/Wolverhampton, however
>>51458081
that's not illegal as they're probably obsolete calibre 2bh
is it illegal to fire muskets? since theyre obsolete calibre
>>51458149
So he is an idiot. Even worse than a warhawk.
>>51458184
Shotgun licence covers muskets and medieval guns.
>>51458184
The second you fire something it's a firearm and not an antique.
Also they should call it GovChan
>tfw your child is a girl
>tfw you have to have another one so as not to commit male genocide
This idea is really forming in my head desu
Might just make it a reality
>>51458269
Females can produce either.
Non-whites cannot produce whites.
>>51458331
>Non-whites cannot produce whites.
>biology is genocide
Is gravity genocide too?
>>51458364
Post-modernism is not "biology".
>Post-modernism is not "biology".
>>51458269
>>51458364
be my gf
>>51458412
>mix racing is Post-modernism
>mix racing
wonder which mix is going to win
>>51458457
Yes.
White countries would not put up with this shit if it wasn't for post-modernism training them from birth to believe white = bad.
made £200 this morning lads
What are some popular statements that instantly out the poster as an Islamo-Rasheed lads?
"Britain's gun polices are sensible"
"Immigration is a non issue"
"White genocide isn't real"
>I make money
>>51458500
How so lad?
>I refer to the """so-called""" Islamic State as Daesh
does /fa/ give us a timescale on when it will be possible to wear a fedora without being a meme
has a meme ever survived this long
What are some popular statements that instantly out the poster as someone who couldn't get into uni lads?
"Britain's gun polices aren't sensible"
"Immigration is an issue"
"White genocide is real"
>I went to uni
>>51458578
Nice
>>51458503
"David Cameron promises to crack down on immigration so no need to vote UKIP"
>>51458578
what are you trading?
what you have to remember is that most asian girls are simply not interested in white men
>>51458578
is that your plan? to invest scandie benes and leech off the system
>>51458618
t. Chang
>>51458604
well they are just about to introduce an immigration bill to crack down on immigration
>>51458617
windmills
>>51458629
no
>it's nearly christmas
>>51458683
at my school people were told not to put Duke of Edinburgh on your UCAS
>The Tories will "crack down" on immigration
Just like they said they would in 2010 la?
>>51458557
I graduated with a Master's degree in Chemistry.
University is a fucking waste of time and money.
>>51458683
child
>>51458668
>it's nearly New Years Eve
Can't wait to be with you lot desu
>>51458704
>at my school people were told not to put Duke of Edinburgh on your UCAS
then why would anyone do it?
>>51458659
Record high net immigration has come under Tory Government
Blame Labour for "opening the doors" but Cameron has only widened them.
>The Tories will "crack down" on immigration
>>51458667
how did you afford to move to denmark if you're on benefits
>>51458744
Got no problem with nets, they at least are useful.
>>51458744
No major party wants to reduce immigration and if you think otherwise then you are an idiot
>>51458741
for fun?
for applying for jobs?
people start in like what ? S3? not like they knew it wouldn't be any use on their UCAS yet?
that advice also seemed to change from year to year so idk
>>51458773
"Got no problem with nets, they at least are useful." is code for White Genocide.
>The Tories will surely deliver this time
>I did Duke of Edinburgh
receiving some JOIs lads
>>51458818
vote labour
>Got no problem with nets, they at least are useful
background check for an improved job last week lads
they better contact me soon or ill go there and shoot them all
>>51458818
Mass immigration is a central pillar of tory policy, its just unpopular so they dont talk about it
>>51458840
>not voting TUSC
>>51458840
paki
>vote labour
I've been away from /brit/ for a couple of months. Have I missed any new gimmicks? Last time I was here the gimmicks were
>mark and his degree in tuba
>calling other anons insignificant lifeforms
>variations of the 'walks towards camera' gimmick
people had also stopped talking about ribena
>I apply for jobs
>>51458869
Top wew
>>51458860
might send this to the fbi
socks are off lads
Reminded that disagreeing with white patriots is a form of micro genocide
>>51458896
kill yourself
>I've been away from /brit/ for a couple of months
>>51458896
stopp bullying me
>>51458908
Reminder that this will never be your country.
deciding to go no contact on her lads
at least her acting like a bitch, and coldness has made me lose some feelings for her
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-34948410
nooooo lads
bunghole is quite sore tbqh l@ddios
This man walks towards you and asks to borrow your phone. What do you do?
>>51458959
fatties btfo
So lads what was the first thing you did when you arrived in the uk?
>>51458885
pretty jealous of that facial hair density/lack of baldness ratio desu
>an event, action, opinion, person or object
>>51458959
GOVERNMENT GET OUT
REEEEE
socks going back on lads
>barely above freezing out
>pouring rain
>I'm sick
>running on 3 hours of sleep
>have three hours of /mandatory/ lectures to drive to
Please shoot me
>>51458959
that's a laugh
everything is HFCS now
>pepsi max all day erry day
>I go to my lectures
>>51459017
wanna switch places? i have nothing to do today ahaha
>>51458974
"or8 jez, ere u go m8, hope u iznt ringing the queen senpai haha"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3317569/Does-gut-contain-entirely-new-form-life-Scientists-say-mystery-fourth-domain-lurking-gut.html
potential undiscovered lifeform living inside of us
w-what could it be? aliens? semen?
>>51459040
>tfw only one to have gone to every lecture
>all day erry day
>I'm an only child
>>51459051
okay haha
>>51458946
Rasheed
>>51459074
>everyone in China is fedora
>>51458959
it's like they don't share the same fucking planet as us
taxing fags didn't work
taxing booze didn't work
taxing sugar HAS TO WORK
>haha
>I don't have an identical twin
>>51459040
>slides were online
>all the lecturer did was read out their slides
>normies literally feel the need to be read to
>i do or do not do something
>I've been outside today
>>51459110
>>51459114
>>51458077
>>51457196
>>51457209
>>51455968
i want my family back
>>51458959
>alcohol contributing 0 sugar for 11-19
Don't believe it.
>>51459114
make a joyful noise unto the Lord haha
>fedora posting is a productive use of my time
>i want my family back
some woman drove into my parked car. PARKED car.
>i've been inside today
alright boyos
>>51459110
something worked for cigarettes
>something does or does not apply to me
>>51459207
banned advertising
>fedora posting isn't a productive use of my time
>.png
>>51459244
>>51459244
>>51459244
new thread
>>51459180
If you cover the head, that's a nice suit.
>>51459150
you'd better.
kids don't drink or do drugs anymore. they're too fiercely coddled and infantilised.
>.jpg
>.gif
>>51459108
yeah, pretty much. that explains a lot
chinese people are weird as fuck
>>51459316
> Poorly fitted suit
> Four in hand knot
> Fedora not the same colour as tie
The /fa/ggot in me wants to die now
>>51458896
Bridges
![20151130_120103[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/km3XCwC.jpg "20151130 120103[1]")
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