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cute scotts edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7ogryq6zKg
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I don't like this edition, yanks out
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMW27UfL5Ew
WORLDSTAR
ORLDSTAR
RLDSTAR
LDSTAR
DSTAR
STAR
TAR
AR
R
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Who / getting paid / tonight?
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Jesus yeah
he's the man
He'll save my soul
I know he can!
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>>51418618
I got paid on Friday if that counts

Definitely going to need to scheme my way into a little extra cash this week though.
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piper desu
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Who /touching their ballsack/ here?
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>>51418618
got paid on friday haha
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>Centrism

Nah not a fan 2bh
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yanks?

nah not a fan
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lets see where we stand then lads
http://strawpoll.me/6133426
http://strawpoll.me/6133426
http://strawpoll.me/6133426
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>>51418618
yeah 800 pound from government bonds coming in soon
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>>51419589
>I'm not a centrist
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chebs
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>>51419706
wew
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just picked up some hash lads
how do I go about blazing it with my oneitis? haven't talked to her in quite a while, also zero dating experience
or should I simply offer her to go to café or whatever?
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>>51419733
invite her for a squat
make sure you're wearing your finest adidas
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>>51419685
Centrism is for boring cunts that are happy with a slow downward spiral into shittyness.

I have more respect for extremist leftists than centrists, because at least they're standing up for that they believe in and have an idea to make Britain better. Centrists are fence sitting retards.
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>>51419733

spike her drink with it
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getting a raise this week lads
then im gonna go live by myself
and be even lonelier...
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alri lads i've had enough

i'm moving out
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>>51419798
>centrists don't stand up for what they believe in

says who
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>it's only 4:30
>i've only been awake 5 and a half hours
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>>51419829
later m8
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got kicked out the club last night lads
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Absolute Madman: The Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7eA_TyogeU
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>>51419909
what for?
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>>51418618
ur mum 5 bob to gobble me knob
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might just get a job at a hedge fund/investment bank and just spend all my time working tbqh
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>>51419923
fucking terrible

stopped listening after less than a minute
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>>51419924
went out for a cigarello and there was a female security guard at the door and apparently i pointed and laughed at her and told her 'women cant be guards'
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>>51420014
go to bed
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>>51419706
saved
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>>51419852

Lol can you even imagine a centrist protester?

Would they hold up signs saying "ALL IS WELL". "THINGS ARE GOING AS PLANNED". "CAREFUL NOW"
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who would u fug
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>>51420069
3rd
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doing a yawn
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>>51419811

I just moved out this month. On the one hand it is nice to be independent, on the other it makes my social isolation feel even worse. Good luck m8
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>>51420016
guess she proved you wrong la
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>>51420065
why would a centrist say that? I don't think you know what you're talking about 2bh
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dedfred
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>>51420069
first to be honest
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>Britain is so keked that we celebrate a terrorist that fought against us
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>>51418083
What a qt patootie.
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>>51420151
well i live with some guy not my family or anything
but we don't talk much or anything
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>>51420213
>fought against us

Pretty sure he fought against the South African government 2bh
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>>51420168
Because centrists are status quo loving, fence sitting boring cunts.

A centrist looks at Britain and goes "Yep, this is working great".
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>>51420259
according to who?
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>>51420069
rasheedina
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who is this yank nonce


off to /tv/ with you
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Watching 'The Meme in The High Castle'

seems okay so far.
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there's no such thing as "centrism", it's a label put on by blairites and softy tories to subtly make them feel better than everyone else
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>>51420213
>against us
>British education
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>>51420298
According to the fact we have a centrist government for years now and nothing is getting better.
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>>51420382
If Blairites aren't centrists then what are they?
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is eating a tin of sardines a day good for you?
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>>51420441
blair still wanted open borders while cameron still wants to dismantle the welfare state

centrism is just a disguise
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>>51420482
I'm tired
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>>51420398
They're centre-right
some things are going ok
some things aren't

>>51420489
so Blair is a left winger and Cameron is a right winger then?
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>>51420441
they're blairites

tories who pay lip service to social liberals
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Lads any ideas on where to meet working class girls?
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>>51420482
>sunday
>comfy
sundays are the most uncomfortable days by far
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>When your right wing party might as well be your left wing party
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>>51420509
duh
the -centre is only added to make us more receptive to their agendas
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day off tomorrow
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>>51420523
so where on the political spectrum do they sit?
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>>51420581
right wing
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>>51420572
you'll still waste it
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>>51420568
well they call themselves centrists because Cameron is centre-right and Blair is centre-left

>>51420601
they're quite clearly not
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>>51420617
yes
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i agree with much of what corbyn thinks but he presents himself so badly and surrounds himself with such morons (abbott, mcdonnell, milne, fisher) that he has to go.
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>>51420672
no one cares. fuck off.
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when talking in real life i have to manually select expressions otherwise i adopt either a). intense glare or b). vacant stare depending on the level of concentration the conversation requires
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Has anyone else lost all faith in politics since the general election?

All political parties are the fucking same.

Even UKIP started getting more and more centrist towards the election with their "Setting a cap on immigration is unrealistic" and "immigration is good for Britain".

Seems like there's no political parties for me to vote for.

This is basically a guide for UK voting:

>How you want Britain senpai?
>Just fuck my shit up: Labour
>Just fuck my shit up but slightly slower: Toties
>Wasted vote: Greens, UKIP or BNP
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>>51420672
he just doesn't have the experience or competence for the job
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>>51420672
mcdonnell is based
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AH NO FUCK

I'VE JUST GONE AND DONE A WANK
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>>51420723
he really isn't
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got an interview for a job at wagamamas

didn't even get a phone call just an email
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>>51420162
hahahaha
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>>51420701
Depends, when is your dolmio day?
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>>51420739
well ahead of you
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>>51420761

most interviews are arranged via email, luddite
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>>51420755
in what way
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>>51420761
haha I'll have some gyoza and a yakisoba

oh and a kirin to drink

cheers pham
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qt welsh

>>51420739
congrats m8
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>>51420706
>experience

Probably been in politics twice your lifetime senpai
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>>51420806
>thinks quoting Mao was a good idea
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>>51420806
he's incompetent, arrogant and delusional

>>51420847
I didn't realise I was a candidate for leader of the opposition
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>>51420839
>tfw no big titted marina to hold
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>Hello I would like some noodles please
>No problem after all I am an employee of wagamamas
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>>51420847
and all hes done in that time is literally nothing; just been an obscure backbencher that votes against the party leadership because of muh revolushun
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Hunger games was terrible t͏bh lads

>>51420794
Funny, all of my interviews were arranged by calls la
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Which would u fug first
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Do british people say bruv?
>>51420888
m8 do you really have 324 pictures of her?
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>>51420794
all my others have been phone calls

>>51420826
it's a line chef position despite never having been a chef before

>>51420892
is this /brit/'s worst meme?
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>>51420930
ahah u got dumpd u r a looser
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>>51420867
>>51420881
That's only moronic if you support them. otherwise it's hilarious. Without a doubt McDonnell has been more entertaining. Corbyn is just a boring let down
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>>51420935
centre
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>>51420957
Not now pasta nigger
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>>51420939
No unfortunately it's just a random number, sorry.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/-lCmUIoG4d/?taken-by=yumekana1993
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>>51420939
if you do, upload the folder NOW
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>>51420930
did you seriously apply there only because you are a weeb
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Does anyone here actually have a decent job? As in 28k plus?

Seems that all /brit/ does is complain about how poor they are. No one ever posts a picture of their expensive car, like say /o/ does. Or posts pictures of their big house.

Whenever I post that I earn £24k I get laughed at, so there must be people here earning top money or that would be hypocritical.

Thing is I've also been laughed at for considering £40k a good wage.
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>>51420992
dumpd as fuk
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>the city of Arsenal
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>>51420935
3rd
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>the city of woolwich
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>>51421014
I make £25k with a 7.5% bonus and i'm only 22 c:
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How do you lads feel about Netto?
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>>51421017
d'arsena
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>>51421014
pretty sure most of us are students or in entry level employment
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>>51421024
nonce
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>>51421083
yes
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Women are stupid, vain and shallow.

That's why I want a korean gf, because they're the best at being women.
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did the ball kick the ball
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>>51421016
I didn't want a qt coworker gf anyway
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>>51421122
m8...
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>>51421122
>because they're the best at being artificial parodies of the worst kind of american women

ftfy
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>>51421014
Brit is 80% unemployed 19% students who "will make it big one day just you watch" and 1% people with realistic jobs getting by.
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>>51421014
i make £65k and will probably be making £70k+ before the week is out.
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>>51421222
ok m8
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>>51421222
proofs?
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3337948/Rylance-Let-s-talk-ISIS-not-bomb-Wolf-Hall-star-called-open-peace-talks-terrorists.html

fucking lel
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>>51421199
why the fuck would you even come here if you had a successful life
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>>51421014
I make £20k from my job and £12k on the side from something else at 22

meh
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http://strawpoll.me/6133807
http://strawpoll.me/6133807
http://strawpoll.me/6133807
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tfw no passthepopcorn account
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>>51421222
Not that I don't believe you but how come you never post pictures of your possessions and brag?

It seems that /brit/ is in general a very poor community since no one here brags about their possessions. Meanwhile communities like /o/ and /biz/ constantly have richfags that brag.
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>>51421345
w-what is the side bit?
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>>51421159
shouldnt have tried to finger her in the cinema you plonker
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>>51421351
reckon I'm the opposite 2bh
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>nouveau riche plebs that brag about their material wealth

kek
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>>51421372
don't own anything worth bragging about to be honest mate

just saving most of my money and hoping i meet the right qt someday and get to spoil her
but i'm 27 so that won't happen
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>>51421399
rent
it will be £20k from that too soon
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>>51421470
ruddy landlords
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>>51421470
oh, you were gifted property then? A+ well done.
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>>51421466
I don't understand 2bh
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>mascots are dancing

fuck me lads
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>>51421466
where is it?
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>>51421507
pretty much
I was a lucky guy
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>Getting given property

Literally free money 2bh. Wish my parents were rich.
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>>51421533
wish i could be the guy in that suit
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>>51421512
he's a normie who has a gf and job and pretends to have depression
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>>51418618
Paid on Friday TEE BEE AICH
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LETS ALL MEET UP IN THE THE YEAR 2000
WON'T IT BE STRANGE WHEN WE'RE ALL FULLY GROWN
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JAMIE VARDYS HAVING A PARTY
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>>51418618
got paid friday (weekly) and I've spent it all on black friday garms already
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>>51421671
>>51421654
What's happening
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>>51421654
>>51421671
wew
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Joining the institute this time lads
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>I have a normal social life, and a gf, and a job
>I'm so depressed!

Is there anything more pathetic than a normie that thinks they have depression lads?
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Anyone else have doubts about the big bang theory?
How can everything come from a singular point of nothing, it's just not possible.
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>>51421648
Pulp were based 2bh
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>>51421728
ive only got the job 2bh
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>>51421731
A powerful being set off the big bang m8.

Not even meming.
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>>51421728

Depression is a fucker mate, having what you perceive as a normal life doesn't change that
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Thanks God the odeon haven't banned singles yet, bought to do a film lads
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Wind keeps setting my neighbours car alarm off

reee
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>>51421728
I don't think you understand how depression works m8
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My wife's son just got home and wants to play on the PS4 but I'm watching the Arsenal game

what do I do lads?
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>>51421728
t. someone who says they have depression but doesn't understand it
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https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/113064

>80,000 votes for NO military action in syria

literal syrian here and I am fucking screaming at these stupid fucking pakis signing this petition

utter stupid SJW cunts deserved to be gassed
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monty python is shit
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>>51421887

You're the adult, tell the cunt to wait
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>>51421887
>My wife's son
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>>51421887
tell him this is why his real dad left
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>>51421900
>80,000 Rasheeds
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>>51421900

fuck off not you again.
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>>51421900
>literal syrian here
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>>51421900
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/113972/sponsors/HbKAozlKSR03nHRIsO2q

Meanwhile my petition to support bombing ISIS only has 2 signatures.
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Building up to my fifth wank of the day

My dick hurts a bit
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lads, I can't lie

some of the synths or whatever they call them in justin biebers songs are so fucking catchy
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wish there were more qt aspergers girls in software dev
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>440k signatures for "close Britain's borders"
>Government response: "The UK government will not close Britain’s borders."

Do people honestly think that these petitions do anything?

The Government will continue to pursue the leftist agenda and it doesn't matter what you do. It's over, the left has won.
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>>51420213
you do realize the UK abandoned all of white Africa and actively promoted their destruction right?
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>>51422056
Bellend
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>>51422056
like what? link one

The last Bieber song I heard was Baby
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>>51422088
kek
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>>51422090

>realize

Is this Chinese for calling yourself a cunt?
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Bombing does literally nothing

if you want any real change you need troops on the ground

really the UN should have stepped in long ago if it was at all functional
this is Korea tier and worse.
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>>51422088
You're an unspeakable retard if you think closing borders will do anything other than cost us millions
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I need a cheese twist lads
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>>51422009
It would help if we could read what you've actually wrote instead of telling us to sign something random
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/brit/: war and politics experts
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>>51422182
ffs there are already Kurdish and Iraqi forces on the ground
why does no one get this
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>>51422093
the songs are shit but the weird electronic noises are nice

>>51422149
he made like a billion songs recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRh_vgS2dFE the thing at 0:29
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>>51422277
Ah the mighty Kurdish army, well known for their military might and professionalism
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>>51422208
*eats a cheese twist in front of you, the delicious crunch as I bite into that roasted cheese hits your ears*

Mmmmmmmmmmm....Mmm.
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think i'll give online dating a try cant take loneliness much longer 2bh
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>>51422204
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/11209234/Immigration-from-outside-Europe-cost-120-billion.html
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>>51422076
>Go to undergrad hack day event
>Only 3 girls
>One of them could be really qt if she tried
>Try talking to her but she either doesn't want to or can't hold a conversation
>Boyfriend/beta orbiter is there, making it weird
This is the problem with being half normie. I can't get a normie gf but all the autists don't want anything to do with you.
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>>51422307
well they did just take Sinjar from IS
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>>51422088
>440k signatures to close Britain's borders
>Borders not closed

>100k signatures to ban handguns
>Handguns banned

>The Government will continue to pursue the leftist agenda and it doesn't matter what you do.

Too fucking right
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>>51422182
>Bombing does literally nothing
kurds + US air support are very effective
iraqis + US air support are not very effective

the kurds haven't lost a single bit of land in months
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>>51422308

I'm gonna wank on your face when you're asleep
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>>51422056
What do you mean?
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GOOD LUCK ASSAD
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>>51422376
I will fucking heem you
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>>51422204
Rasheed
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>>51422319
I like a big strong masculine man who is brave enough to torture a tiny little mouse like that <3
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>>51422326
any girls who work at the tech department in my company arent actually software devs they do product or testing and theyre all taken

quite shit 2h
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>>51422326
>that
>half normie

why do normies have no self awareness lads?
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>>51422319
reported to GCHQ
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these fucking SJW pakis are the main reason ISIS exists and thrives

fuck off jew fucks

>LE WORLD PEACE XDDDDDD LE PEACE TOTALLY COOL BRO
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>I'm not a quadruple amputee that has lost his entire family, home a livelihood in the fire of war
>I'm so depressed!

Is there anything more pathetic than a well-off, educated Western male that thinks they have depression lads?
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>>51422319
not nice
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>>51422367
>the kurds haven't lost a single bit of land in months
because they live in the mountains and there have not been any dedicated attacks against them because they control nothing relevant other than land full of kurds.
as well the local population is sympathetic to them obviously, unlike elsewhere.

the Iraqis however have turned back ISIS and are making gains again, the US strategy is just to funnel ISIS towards Assad and his forces through their bombing.

they want ISIS to become the most important thread so he has to leave the rebels alone (and ultimately lose the war)
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>>51422421

You'll take it like your great granddad took it when he was in jail
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>>51422488
Someone moaning on an imageboard for autists about it.
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glued a spider down and burned it to death with a soldering iron the other day lads quite regret it now feel like a massive meanie
it used to be brown but then it turned red and black and it popped
then you could spread bits of it around like butter
you could hear it sizzling

poor little spidey, very poor little spidey
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>>51422588
not nice

not nice at all
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1. Population of constituency
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_Kingdom_Parliament_constituencies
2. Party of the MP for your constituency
3. Go to Link, scroll to the bottom of the page, put in your full postcode and take a screenshot to see how Rourke or Rasheed your constituency is
https://petition.parliament.uk/
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>>51422588
I bet you're a cat owner
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>>51422588

Popped a spiders arse with a magnifying glass when i was little
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>>51422545
and its the fucking turk again

fuck off
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>>51422588
truly pathetic.
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>>51422643
1. 65,679
2. Conservative
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>>51422545
I don't think any of this is true
its been Peshmerga ground troops who have been making the most progress with Iraqi and western air support
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>>51422588
me and my dad used to get 2 spiders and put them in jars and watch them fight. they would pull eachothers legs off and shit
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>>51422559
delet this
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soresay roadman
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>>51422643
1. 63k
2. tory
3. all the c*ck ones
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>>51422819
good picture

need her to be my gf
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@51422819
>spelling it weird to avoid my filter
added to filter
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>>51418235
Sorry friend I think he's a paedophile. Not sure if he's one of ours or yours though.
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>>51422643
1. 82k
2. Labour
3. Top 5 are:
>Ban schools from serving halal meat to children without parents' consent

>Stop all immigration and close the UK borders until ISIS is defeated.

>Accept more asylum seekers and increase support for refugee migrants in the UK.

>Benjamin Netanyahu to be arrested for war crimes when he arrives in London

>Make the production, sale and use of cannabis legal.

Special mention for "Don't kill our bees! Immediately halt the use of Neonicotinoids on crops" for being the most random
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frustrated lads
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>>51422888
>replying to people to say you've filtered them
>needing to publicly announce that you've filtered something
autistic
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>>51422756
and the Kurds will never move out of their territory either, people who go nuts over them are idiots because the Kurds just care about Kurdistan not "fighting ISIS"

the biggest fighting is going on in Iraq with US air support + Iraqi forces pushing them out of the country and into Syria so they are forced to combat Assad and Hezbollah
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>>51422651
nah hate the bastards

>>51422678
>>51422798
meanie

>>51422629
>>51422660
>>51422711
please forgive me i am sorry
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>>51422939
delete this
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>>51422965
>the biggest fighting is going on in Iraq with US air support + Iraqi forces pushing them out of the country and into Syria
proof?
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>>51422931
>most random
bee death is a major issue that no one seems to want to address.
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>>51422956
just wanted to let them know i think that thing's an eyesore h-hahaa
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>>51422643
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>>51422982
I don't care much for one spider, you've just got to do some thinking about why you would do that, and how to work on your personality.
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If the bees fucked off i'm sure we'd come up with a better solution for pollination

Mosquitoes are decent at it
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>>51422984
you love it la
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>>51423133
no

It's not even real and I prefer the real thing
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>>51423102
had 20 minutes left at work before i could go home
thought the spider was already dead until i glued it
don't know why i soldered it though
wish i hadn't even touched the poor little spidey now
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>>51423130
no other animal is as efficient or covers the same range of plants as bees do

it would likely mean humans would have to manually pollinate plants like what happens in some Chinese regions.

better idea would be to just stop killing the bees.
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>>51423198
yeah it hints at some pretty serious issues though, see a therapist or some shit.
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>>51422643
>70k
>Guess
>Pic related
Classic Scotland
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>>51423009
>>51423009
>>51423009
>>51423009
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>those vote of no confidence petitions

They're in every fucking constituency, do we even have such a mechanism in parliament?
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>I don't support the forceful deportation of all muslims

T. Muhammed bin Rasheed Jibari Al-Britaini
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>>51423326
yes
that's how Margaret Thatcher got elected
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>>51423327
I don't recognise the British government as legitimate, my name is Muhammed bin Rasheed Jibari Al-Skegnessi
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>>51422643
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>>51423375
very engaged I see
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>>51423290
Just think, 1752 people signed that top one from your area. Chances are when you go into the town centre, some of them are there, hiding in plain sight
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really do love the royal family
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>>51422643
97,184
None, the Speaker is.
REEE PAKIS GET OUT
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just messaged some 30yo cute probably filipino

hope she responds lads
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>>51423299
that's what I thought..
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is it possible to prepare a ~10 min presentation in a day lads?
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>>51422931
>>51423018
Fucking this, people are morons.
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>>51423422
I live what is considered to be the hip bit of Glasgow. Not surprised its filled with liberals. The actual Rasheeds I've met here are quite nice and all talk with Glasgae accents.
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>>51423495
yes...
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>>51423476
>30yo
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>>51423476
>she
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>>51423525
well i'm 27 so i dont mind
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>>51423476
How do you take a non ugly picture for dating sites lah
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How many guineas do qt poles cost in Bongland?
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>>51423578
dont know lad i just used some recent group photos and some selfies 2bh...
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>>51423578
have you tried not being ugly?
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i like going up to my mates with a piece of cloth or whatever and saying "does this smell like chloroform to you?"

pretty funny when they actually lean in for a sniff, the fucking helmets
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>>51423520
u sure lad? bricking it 2bh
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>>51423633
W E W
E
W
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>>51423624
He's British, anon.
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>>51423633
did you make these lad
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too scared to post any pics on facebook lads
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>>51423633
do you reckon she has a big hairy minge in real life?
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>>51423692
I'm too scared to even have a facebook 2bh
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>>51423701
>That pic
>Big hairy minge
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>>51418083
How do I get a qt brit gf, lads?
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sershlad is having the wank of his lifetime
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>>51423773

r u dumb bruv?
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>>51423633
stop this
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>>51423810
>qt
>brit
pick one
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my oneitis had a stubbly minge when i fucked her lads, but she does have a nice fanny, no meat curtains going on
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>>51423810
>qt
>Brit

Those fags are the reason America is so ugly.
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>>51423843
font
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>>51423810
>go to britain
>stand in front of a group of slags
>put on your poncho and sombrero
>get out your guitar
>shout "AY CARAMBA, AY-AY-AY" while playing guitar

pretty straightforward tbqh
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I'm not gay lads but id be up for some gay sex of I was a bit drunk 2bh
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>>51423842
>>51423850
So, how do I get a qt gf, lads?
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>>51423869
fuck off bender
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just want to let you know that I have these shitty threads filtered ;)
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http://strawpoll.me/6134327
http://strawpoll.me/6134327
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>>51423927
depends on what youre wearing twat
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>>51423939
I know, but I have to prioritise. These shits aren't cheap and I don't want to buy two.
>>
>>51423850
I find it interesting how Americans are just a mix of Europeans, how they look interesting and unique
sometimes you can guess their muh heritage

even American blacks look different to africans
>>
Having a shit day hahaha
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>>51423927
Its meant to match your shoes, retard.
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>>51423981
then brown unless you need a business/formal look
>>
Watching man in the meme castle lads
>>
Asians are the qtest desu

Other races need not apply
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>>51424028
it's called 'meme in the high castle' mate, me too. on ep.3 haha
>>
>>51424028
Stop telling us. Nobody cares.
>>
was going to ask what film i should watch but i bet some cheeky cunt would only spoil it
>>
>>51424060

you seen jacob's ladder?
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trying to learn lyrics to a couple songs lads

quite hard desu, nearly got it though
>>
red lipstick is my new fetish
>>
about to watch the first episode of lad in the top castle desu m8s
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>>51424075
No, where is it?
>>
Would honestly fuck a tranny for the experience lsds
>>
king of jordan is half brit
>>
Kagney Linn Karter is my most wanted to porn star tbqhwy. Wbu?
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>>51424126
would do it for the pleasure 2bh
>>
>>51424159
haha you did a typo
>>
>>51424159
Annette Schwarz
>>
>>51424159
Yume Kana probably tbqhwym
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Might get out of bed desu
>>
having a want
>>
Honestly need a trap gf lads
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>>51424159
bailey jay
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>why yes I am "British"
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>>51424322
liked her until she got an awful titjob
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>>51424365
I'm Scouse not British
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>>51424151
yea he looks like a Brit desu compared to his dad

pretty funny how Britons have gone from lowly island savages to spreading across the globe, mingling their blood into ancient royal dynasties, and generally enriching places all over
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is want a meme now
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doing an uncontrollable fit of rage
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>>51424370

>her
>she
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Education lads, why the fuck do we need it?

I'm convinced the only reason mandatory edu exists is to keep the fucking lower class off the streets
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doing a depressed
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>>51424431
met at the back with the lads having a some banter
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mnmmopjl
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did a cry
>>
did a doing
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post yfw no moldovan gf
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>>51424609
Thank fuck for that t͏bh
>>
I unironcially spent £65 on socks in M&S today
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>>51424609

molwhovan?
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Doing a butt plug
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>>51424609
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>>51424159
Krystal Boyd/Anjelica
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>>51424666
>M&S

Well check out this billionaire, la ti da muh £65 socks
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>>51424645
>>51424674
>>51424684
pic related, we have a city for people like you
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>>51424683
good lad

>>51424666
I only buy next socks, £10 for 5 pairs. How many socks is £65 in M&S?
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Even immigrants with jobs are bad because they take a job from a native brit 2bh
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>>51424727

i dislike how jfs know our more obscure slang now
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>>51424727
knew it was coming
the only defence normies have against people criticising their hogs
>u is gay lmao
sure thing mate
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>>51424741
9 pairs desu
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>>51424776
>Bender
>Obscure
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>>51424821
why do they cost so much
>>
>>51424822
>you
>bender

pick 2
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>>51424727
that's probably where u live lmao
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>>51424831
they are luxury socks
my life is pretty empty so I thought I would treat myself
>>
I shot the sheriff
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>>51424910
very good
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>Hello, is the manager there?
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bought 1 of these
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>>51424989
looks proper wavey m8
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>>51424727
t. Town Rapist
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>>51425080
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>>51424910
https://youtu.be/s0UnPOQlyDs
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>>51425111
>>
>Fucking students at work keep trying to change their hours to fit round uni.

Bloody students, why did I even hire them?
>>
why so fucking dead???????/
>>
>>51425241
>>51425241
haha you sound like my old boss

he was a cunt
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>>51422290
it's just a shitty beat that would be too bad for even EDM
try listening to good music
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>>51425241
>look at ME, I'm an EMPLOYER, I'm an upstanding MEMBER OF SOCIETY WITH HARD WORK ATTITUDE, these YOUNG PEOPLE don't have the same WORK ETHIC as my GENERATION

>>>/normiebook/
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>>51425254
Sunday
>>
lads i just made a collage of qts i've got on kikebook and had a wank. i feel depressed now, make me feel better please.
>>
finally finished my essay but now have to come up with a 10 min presentation by tuesday lads that possible?????
>>
>>51425339
yes
>>
my name jeff hahaha
>>
Professional machine manager here AMA
>>
>>51425029
This pic is too accurate.
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>>51425339
yeah just double space the words
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>>51425241
>employ people with an already semi-full time role in their lives
>get mad when they ask to change hours to fit their primary role

Try hiring people that just want to work then fa͏m
>>
new thread where
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>>51425459
>>51425459
>>51425459
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>>51422643
71,000ish
can't be arsed to screenshot so:
Popular petitions in the constituency of Erewash

Stop all immigration and close the UK borders until ISIS is defeated.
1,045 signatures from Erewash
(440,631 signatures total)
Stop allowing immigrants into the UK.
397 signatures from Erewash
(209,657 signatures total)
Make the production, sale and use of cannabis legal.
373 signatures from Erewash
(230,951 signatures total)
Accept more asylum seekers and increase support for refugee migrants in the UK.
368 signatures from Erewash
(444,419 signatures total)

top 3 basically typical ilson
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>>51425490
>>51425490
>>51425490
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