Waifus at Arms edition
cara
Rina
time to give up and top myself lads, dont see how i can get out of this one
reposting from last thread, was a tad late:
>>51422643
71,000ish
can't be arsed to screenshot so:
Popular petitions in the constituency of Erewash
Stop all immigration and close the UK borders until ISIS is defeated.
1,045 signatures from Erewash
(440,631 signatures total)
Stop allowing immigrants into the UK.
397 signatures from Erewash
(209,657 signatures total)
Make the production, sale and use of cannabis legal.
373 signatures from Erewash
(230,951 signatures total)
Accept more asylum seekers and increase support for refugee migrants in the UK.
368 signatures from Erewash
(444,419 signatures total)
top 3 basically typical ilson
anime
laura
Ky*ry
Would you go out with a girl that didn't shave?
>>51425511
do a barrel roll XD
lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC4UJFSEt1c
>>51425465
why is she trying to be like taylor swift
>Canadian thinks he's a britbong
gotta meet with my recruiter tomorrow to change some of my paperwork, but of a pain in the ass ngl busing out to their office from campus.
also need to ask a professor for a reference which is going to be really awkward since they are all pretty liberal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1BFHYtZlAU
>>51425552
no
>>51425611
>ass
foy
>>51425595
>ugly
>shit
>overrated
she already is tbf
https://(4*2 ch).net/cuteboys/res/194553.html
/brit/ is dying
>>51425644
do the gimmick right or fuck off
Doing am anal wank
>tfw no sunday blues
who tomorrow off here? (no not you neets)
>>51425686
fuck off i did do it right
>>51425709
explain, I might do my own in a bit
>>51425725
no you didn't m8.
>>51425602
>average /brit/ thread
>>51425674
Sissy yank bois
going to get drunk and watch a movie
suggestions pls
>>51425748
educate me then fuckboy
>>51425815
Zodiac
>>51425815
yo momma's in the hood 3
>>51425777
>actual average /brit/ thread
>>51425739
Shove a banana up your bum
>>51425834
you only say that to brits who use yankisms. no one else.
t. creator of gimmick
don't really give a shit about the foy bit though.
DON'T SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME
JUST TELL ME THAT YOU WANT ME
>>51425815
big momma's house
Maisie
>>51425849
pretty sure i know the lad in the bottom left
or maybe all white people rook same haha
>>51425718
yeah I'm off
in on Saturday though
>average brit "woman"
>>51425895
nice legs. what time do they open?
>>51425875
fuck off thats shit
>>51425895
Hot
And the snow begins
>>51425811
Leaving to make my tea but if I wasn't I would have left anyway after this.
Part of me doesn't want to give you the ammo but I just can't hide my hate for this picture.
>>51425595
wat
>>51425895
>brit
that's a paki
pakis will never be british
Why the fuck has nip moot put redirect adds on the front page if you browse on mobile?
>>51425945
fuck off you're shit
>>51422643
Central Ayrshire Electorate: 70,021
>Stop all immigration and close the UK borders until ISIS is defeated.
>938 signatures from Central Ayrshire
(440,633 signatures total)
based
>>51425981
she's not paki you dumbfuck, why does everyone say this??
>>51425984
fight me irl
>45mph winds outside
>Beef stew in the oven
>Four bottles of Aspall in the fridge
>Wrapped up in my blanket
Recommend me a comfy film to tie it all together lads.
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
GOOBLE GOBBLE
ONE OF US
>>51426004
mysterious skin
>>51425983
It happens to me on desktop version too
why do you all have waifus who you worship just on the basis that they're female and you like the way they look?
they're probably less intelligent and have shittier personalities than even you
>>51425889
he looks like plan b tbqh
Does Britain produce wine?
charli 2bh
>>51426004
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099871/
>>51425994
if you dont have pale skin and blue/green eyes youre a paki m8
>>51425994
because she is
>>51426033
Yes
>>51426027
>they're probably less intelligent
lmao no
>>51426038
in half her pictures she's cute and I want to cuddle her.
In the other half she looks like a trashy slav prostitute and I want to fuck her for $10 an hour
>>51426004
Babe
>>51426033
yeh. Sharpham wine is nice. I used to live near their vineyards.
>>51425511
Lad just keep crossing the bridges of life
>>51426004
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0335266/
Talk down socialism all you want but Cuba is one of the most successful countries in the world so chat shit get fucked
>>51426074
How does it rate
>>51425994
She's half Indian
>>51426004
Once Upon a Time in the West
>>51426071
>>51426064
m8...
>>51426149
i fail to see how this is relevant
>>51426130
I dunno desu, not much of a wine drinker myself
>>51425991
beat by based Erewash mate
>>51426085
don't sell yourself short m8, even if you're a gibbering spastic, i bet you're still smarter than maisie williams, cara delevingne, kristen stewart, taylor swift, and all those kpop girls combined
>>51426064
it's not even that
she clearly has legit paki features
someone in her family tree must be a legit paki and her veins flow with their blood
*falls into thread*
*cough cough*
*coughs blood*
avenge me, the killer is ___
*stops breathing*
*stops being*
imagine having brown eyes lad
>>51425971
theyre just having fun :))))))
>>51426189
I know for a fact that I'm smarter than all those shitheads tbf
lucky none of them are MY waifus
>>51426223
HE SAID IT WAS THE YANKS I HEARD HIM
Just got on a train, not sure if its actually going where I think it is desu
>>51426189
i'm not one of those waifu spazzers mate
nobody wasting their lives on this board saving thousands of images of celebrities on this board is "intelligent", intelligent people don't waste their time
Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night
wouldn't you love to love her?
>>51426229
>gif
fuck off
What do Brits learn about America in school?
Is it fair?
Good thead
>>>/r9k/24616867
>>51426088
i think she's just fuckable lad
>>51426330
*tilts head to one side*
*raises hand to chin*
*rubs beard thoughtfully*
Hmm.....
>>51426025
Where is yours going? Mine goes to some shitty emoticon download site
>>51426324
>burned down the white house
>yanks desecrated some tea by putting it in a river
>they're loud arrogant lardarses
This kind of thing
cara
>>51426324
We learnt about the genocide of the Native Americans mostly. Manifest Destiny and all that.
>>51426324
dont think you were mentioned
>>51426351
>handle with care
>>51426324
The only thing we really covered was multiculturalism in Los Angeles
really need a caring asian gf
just got back from doing a do
>>51426430
what about a caring mexican gf who loves and adores you
thats what i have
Who is your current asmrfu?
Humburga suppa ordert. Fling it right doon me now pmsl am fkn hank marvin xxx
Is there a name for this phenomenon?
Where you repeat a word, and suddenly its non-sense
When you stare at a face, and it suddenly looks different
Take the American flag for an example, stare at a few of them for about a minute and it looks really fucking strange and different
>>51426139
are u me?
best film ever made
>>51426444
Did you wash your bellend
>>51426452
would like that too lad
need weed
>>51426453
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCayHzAoRS-TU0mPFEqFB9-A/videos
>>51426427
As in, we watched a video (I believe it was presented by Whoopi Goldberg) showing the "average lives" of some white kids, mexican kids and black kids.
That was a long time ago though
>>51426324
looked at the great depression and the cold war
that is all
>>51426380
>>51426386
>>51426403
>>51426427
They don't teach you about the Federalist papers or anything?
>>51426351
DROP THAT KITTY DOWN LOW
actual fucking tune of the century
>>51426508
They didn't teach us anything at all about the British Empire either so don't feel bad
>>51426535
its shit
>>51426469
I prefer For a Few Dollars More but Once Upon a Time is comfier and has better music
>>51426471
no i was picking my niece up from sunday school
very interesting post
suggested read
>>51426465
>>51426550
>They didn't teach us anything at all about the British Empire either
What, even we learned about the British Empire.
Does Bongland focus more on the Sciences or something?
JURGEN KLOPPS BARMY ARMY
>>51426324
civil rights movement and the great depression
that's it
t. A in Higher History
>>51426550
maybe at pakischool but i was taught about the empire
>>51426480
don't really smoke much weed any more
never was a massive herbalist but I used to smoke several times a month, now it's once or twice a month if that
Dreams unwind, love's a state of mind
Dreams unwind and love is hard to find
Famous is the undisputed best Charli XCX song of all time.
>>51426659
What the fuck is higher history
>>51426465
13 stripes counts as them being keked by us right?
just got a chinkies
wish i had a chinese wife to run a takeaway with
Can't believe >we actually drew with Arsenal desu
>>51426652
more like Turgid Klopps boring army
>>51426723
Its a chinky
>>51426465
Whenever I see a flag on the internet or on some piece of merchandise I find it funny, but when I see a real one, I find it beautiful.
I get it now. Thank you, Freedom Fathers.
>>51426465
semantic satiation
>>51426711
highers are scottish equivalent of A-levels
>Daily reminder England winning in France 2016 is a real possibility.
>All the faggots that mocked will come out of the woodwork and claim they knew we would win all along
what did you have for "tea" lads
i had a cup of tea aha
>>51426744
good job
>>51426759
yea dont know why i wrote chinkies there tbhwu lad
chinkies sounds like a chinese velma
>Charli XCX
Just been to the chipper
Moving to Norwich on Friday
>>51426661
I went to school in Scotland, there were about 10 pakis in a school of 1100 students
>>51426650
well tbf I didn't choose history as a subject, but for the first two years of high school you have to take history and all I remember from it was WW2 and WW1
>>51426791
>>Daily reminder England winning in France 2016 is a real possibility.
>>51426711
scottish secondary schools qualification, similar to an a-level but less content due to it being only a year course and you end up doing 5 in one year instead of three a-levels
dont know what to do for dinner only got up a couple of hours ago or so
>>51426779
thank you lad
>>51426791
>delusional England fan
You'll get knocked out early on and dump all the blame on one player like you usually do
Tips for a good /brit/ thread:
>Post Marina
>Vocaroo lots
>Strawpoll frequently
>all watching some banterous thing on TV/synctube together
>Words that follow
Warning signs of a shit thread:
>Cara posted
>Charli XCX posted
>anime nonces are posting
>Thailad is active
>/r9k/ 'reeeee' autismos are posting
>>51426847
you know we won the tennis and the boxing in just 2 days right? we're on a roll
>>51426847
more of a possibility than netherlsnds winning it (because you didn't qualify)
>>51426845
i am scottish and done higher history and we covered the empire in it, particularly india
>>51426820
>he wouldn't
m8...
>>51425849
>Yank arrives
Isis is incredibly anti racist and makes a point that the Islamic state hates racism and nationalism
No wonder jihadi Jez loves them
MY WAIFU
drum and bass/jungle>all other electronic genres including pop
honestly that message i sent to the qt flip earlier almost completely drained it out of me
jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgCosj_Y9lw
Make sure to leave your borders open.
>>51426893
didn't a scot win?
>>51426895
j-just you wait for 2018 /wc/
>>51426845
>well tbf I didn't choose history as a subject
In America, you have to take History every year from Grade School until Junior year
Lads
How do I hand in my notice?
>>51426871
Nipe
>>51426871
strawpolls and words that follow are shit
>>51426845
>high school
fuck off yank
>>51426962
>grade school
>junior year
speak english please
>>51426937
Actually Techno is best
>>51426871
>Words that follow
>>>/spring/
>>51426871
you forgot haxball in the good things
>>51426946
>didn't a scot win?
England's Brave Andy Murray mate
>>51426916
he's a government man
>>51426946
scotland voted to remain our bitch
marina
>>51426989
like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRPDO63rI1E
>>51426962
>from Grade School until Junior year
what
>>51426946
>j-just you wait for 2018 /wc/
>le lose in semis team
ahahahhaahhahaha
>>51426946
it's britian when the jocks win for us and jockland when they lose lad
>>51427003
it was a scottish term originally and still is you retard
>>51426962
I see, in Scotland you have to do it up to the age of 14 or so (end of second year in high school)
>>51427035
I want to cuddle my head in her soft bosom
Who's watching Robert Peston on BBC2?
R.I.P. Woolies
real talk here for a second here family
rasheed is just a scape goat, a mere and petty deflection from having to deal with your own shortcomings. remember that
>>51427088
it's the same retard that thinks "pants" is american
>>51427006
>>51427063
From second Grade to the penultimate year of High school.
>Implying I don't speak English with the Michigan Standard Accent
>>51427074
>>51427010
>Techno
If I wanted a mint-condition British girl as part of my harem, which city should I move to and what sob story should I present to the immigration officials?
>>51427074
>zayn malik next to freddie mercury
like poetry
>>51427116
reminder that rotherham unironically happened
wish i'd never been born desu
>>51427131
honestly why are you using these terms in a british thread
fuck off nobody knows what second grade is
The other day I was doing a think and I thought 'Borders....what's up with that?'. So I got up and unhinged my front door, left it wide open haha. We're all human beings after all.
I did get robbed several times over the night and one of my housemates was molested, but you know, no borders haha.
>EU agrees to give Turkey 3bn euros to help address migrant crisis, and to revive Turkey's EU accession process http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-34957830
why
>>51426916
>Canadian calling Americans yanks
Try harder
>>51425459
Would rape 10/10. So plumpy, so soft.
Marina >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Charli XCX
Why is Northern Ireland part of the UK despite of the majority of its population being Catholic?
>>51427180
>nobody knows what second grade is
I assume it's the equivalent of Primary 2
tbf I don't even know how the English system works
>ladhouse
>>51427212
well duh
>>51427168
yeah because of police ineptitude.
>>51427215
Why not
>>51427180
It's two years after kindergarten
>>51427215
Because the majority want to stay
>>51427212
this
>>51427215
Because they want to be in the UK?
>>51427168
And is there anything wrong with that? You let it happen.
Things like Rotherham, or that beheading, or the Paris bombings, these are all things you need to get used to now. This is a part of Europe, a part of Britain.
These are the small prices you have to pay for saving an entire people from poverty and pain in Syria, is diversity truly not worth it?
>>51427218
same mate
i hear an english person say year 13 and i have no fucking idea
>>51427234
and what was the ethnicity of those police? and those labour politicians? thats right, they were rasheeds
>>51427088
fuck off yank
>>51427128
fuck off yank
>>51427259
don't know what that is either tbf
she texted me lads
>>51427280
>You
im not a northern >muh mines idiot that voted in the leftie government that allow such happenings "mate"
>>51427323
what'd she say
>>51427323
do a text back
audi beamer benz with the roof up
>>51427156
Based Antti.
>tfw that pic has been credited to reddit
#realesttalkmyfamily
>>51427195
questioning whether this actually happened
>>51427319
>don't know what that is either tbf
It's where you put 5 year olds to prepare them to enter elementary school.
Do we even speak the same language?
roast dinner was banging lads
>>51427215
The Protestant population of Northern Ireland lead by Lord Carson went against the will of Parliament by forming "the Ulster Covenant" and basically saying that they will start a Civil War in Ireland if they are handed over to them.
>>51427245
>>51427261
>>51427276
ok, but wouldn't they historically be irish? since they didn't convert to be protestants?
I mean in what way do they see themselves different from the Irish in Ireland?
>>51427225
Do people actually dress/act like this?
>>51427368
but it's a bunny
>>51427378
It's called nursery here
>>51427339
hey everybody get a load of casa nova over here
charger is bent and fucked up to shit but still works
will have to sleep with a fire extinguisher next to me for about the next week till my new charger comes
G O D T I E R
>Techno
>90s House & Deep House (read: actual deep house)
>Disco/Nu-Disco
>ambient techno
Good Tier
>early dubstep
>dub techno
>Garage
>Itallo-disco
Not-a-fan tier
>Breaks
>Jungle
>Hardcore
>Drum & Bass
>''''''''''''''''''IDM'''''''''''''''''''
>Lad House AKA faux-deep house
Shit-tier
>Gabba
>Industrial
>Happy Hardcore
>Chiptune
>Big Room House/'''''''''''''''''EDM''''''''''''''''''''
>Americanised Dubstep
>Eurobeat
>Psy-trance
>>51427319
fuck off english toff poof cunt
>>51427396
Nursery is like a day care.
>>51427429
good list
>>51427396
nah it's not, kids start primary school at 5, not nursery
>>51427429
good list 2bh
personally like some happy hardcore
post actual deep house pal
>>51427429
>>90s House & Deep House (read: actual deep house)
>>51427215
fuck off stupid german cunt
>>51427390
catholics identify as Irish while the protestants identify as British
>>51427478
I know that, you can start nursery at 3 and it ends at 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZTPtw0xCGU
jammin desu lads
bit disillusioned with modern life
might become a hare krishna or something
>>51427429
>no tech house
>Dead Al Qaeda piled on a car after being killed in Maryamin village by the YPG
based kurds
>mfw the FSA, a US-backed group is now fighting against the YPG, a US and Russia-backed group
>>51427536
the supreme personality of godhead was pretty based
>>51427507
Can't the Protestants move to Canada or something and let Ireland be alone?
>>51427378
oh we call that reception haha
haha
>>51427442
fuck off yank
>>51427396
fuck off literal baby
>>51427429
>fedora 1
>fedora 2
>fedora 3
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>fedora 5
>fedora 6
>fedora 7
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>>51427536
same
wish i was born in 18th century japan 2bh
>>51427507
Thanks. So the Catholics in Northern Ireland identify as Irish but still support being part of the UK?
Because if not, that would lead to my initial question.
>If I leave my job I cant go on the dole for nine weeks
JUST
How come you can have a poo or do a poo but you can only have a wank not do a wank?
>tech house
had a minced pie
>>51427507
not exactly true is it. there are plenty catholic unionists in northern ireland.
