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cute scotts edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7ogryq6zKg
I don't like this edition, yanks out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMW27UfL5Ew
WORLDSTAR
ORLDSTAR
RLDSTAR
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Who / getting paid / tonight?
Jesus yeah
he's the man
He'll save my soul
I know he can!
>>51418618
I got paid on Friday if that counts
Definitely going to need to scheme my way into a little extra cash this week though.
piper desu
Who /touching their ballsack/ here?
>>51418618
got paid on friday haha
>Centrism
Nah not a fan 2bh
yanks?
nah not a fan
lets see where we stand then lads
http://strawpoll.me/6133426
http://strawpoll.me/6133426
http://strawpoll.me/6133426
>>51418618
yeah 800 pound from government bonds coming in soon
>>51419589
>I'm not a centrist
chebs
>>51419706
wew
just picked up some hash lads
how do I go about blazing it with my oneitis? haven't talked to her in quite a while, also zero dating experience
or should I simply offer her to go to café or whatever?
>>51419733
invite her for a squat
make sure you're wearing your finest adidas
>>51419685
Centrism is for boring cunts that are happy with a slow downward spiral into shittyness.
I have more respect for extremist leftists than centrists, because at least they're standing up for that they believe in and have an idea to make Britain better. Centrists are fence sitting retards.
>>51419733
spike her drink with it
getting a raise this week lads
then im gonna go live by myself
and be even lonelier...
alri lads i've had enough
i'm moving out
>>51419798
>centrists don't stand up for what they believe in
says who
>it's only 4:30
>i've only been awake 5 and a half hours
>>51419829
later m8
got kicked out the club last night lads
Absolute Madman: The Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7eA_TyogeU
>>51419909
what for?
>>51418618
ur mum 5 bob to gobble me knob
might just get a job at a hedge fund/investment bank and just spend all my time working tbqh
>>51419923
fucking terrible
stopped listening after less than a minute
>>51419924
went out for a cigarello and there was a female security guard at the door and apparently i pointed and laughed at her and told her 'women cant be guards'
>>51420014
go to bed
>>51419706
saved
>>51419852
Lol can you even imagine a centrist protester?
Would they hold up signs saying "ALL IS WELL". "THINGS ARE GOING AS PLANNED". "CAREFUL NOW"
who would u fug
>>51420069
3rd
doing a yawn
>>51419811
I just moved out this month. On the one hand it is nice to be independent, on the other it makes my social isolation feel even worse. Good luck m8
>>51420016
guess she proved you wrong la
>>51420065
why would a centrist say that? I don't think you know what you're talking about 2bh
dedfred
>>51420069
first to be honest
>Britain is so keked that we celebrate a terrorist that fought against us
>>51418083
What a qt patootie.
>>51420151
well i live with some guy not my family or anything
but we don't talk much or anything
>>51420213
>fought against us
Pretty sure he fought against the South African government 2bh
>>51420168
Because centrists are status quo loving, fence sitting boring cunts.
A centrist looks at Britain and goes "Yep, this is working great".
>>51420259
according to who?
>>51420069
rasheedina
who is this yank nonce
off to /tv/ with you
Watching 'The Meme in The High Castle'
seems okay so far.
there's no such thing as "centrism", it's a label put on by blairites and softy tories to subtly make them feel better than everyone else
>>51420213
>against us
>British education
>>51420298
According to the fact we have a centrist government for years now and nothing is getting better.
>>51420382
If Blairites aren't centrists then what are they?
is eating a tin of sardines a day good for you?
>>51420441
blair still wanted open borders while cameron still wants to dismantle the welfare state
centrism is just a disguise
>>51420482
I'm tired
>>51420398
They're centre-right
some things are going ok
some things aren't
>>51420489
so Blair is a left winger and Cameron is a right winger then?
>>51420441
they're blairites
tories who pay lip service to social liberals
Lads any ideas on where to meet working class girls?
>>51420482
>sunday
>comfy
sundays are the most uncomfortable days by far
>When your right wing party might as well be your left wing party
>>51420509
duh
the -centre is only added to make us more receptive to their agendas
day off tomorrow
>>51420523
so where on the political spectrum do they sit?
>>51420581
right wing
>>51420572
you'll still waste it
>>51420568
well they call themselves centrists because Cameron is centre-right and Blair is centre-left
>>51420601
they're quite clearly not
>>51420617
yes
i agree with much of what corbyn thinks but he presents himself so badly and surrounds himself with such morons (abbott, mcdonnell, milne, fisher) that he has to go.
>>51420672
no one cares. fuck off.
when talking in real life i have to manually select expressions otherwise i adopt either a). intense glare or b). vacant stare depending on the level of concentration the conversation requires
Has anyone else lost all faith in politics since the general election?
All political parties are the fucking same.
Even UKIP started getting more and more centrist towards the election with their "Setting a cap on immigration is unrealistic" and "immigration is good for Britain".
Seems like there's no political parties for me to vote for.
This is basically a guide for UK voting:
>How you want Britain senpai?
>Just fuck my shit up: Labour
>Just fuck my shit up but slightly slower: Toties
>Wasted vote: Greens, UKIP or BNP
>>51420672
he just doesn't have the experience or competence for the job
>>51420672
mcdonnell is based
AH NO FUCK
I'VE JUST GONE AND DONE A WANK
>>51420723
he really isn't
got an interview for a job at wagamamas
didn't even get a phone call just an email
>>51420162
hahahaha
>>51420701
Depends, when is your dolmio day?
>>51420739
well ahead of you
>>51420761
most interviews are arranged via email, luddite
>>51420755
in what way
>>51420761
haha I'll have some gyoza and a yakisoba
oh and a kirin to drink
cheers pham
qt welsh
>>51420739
congrats m8
>>51420706
>experience
Probably been in politics twice your lifetime senpai
>>51420806
>thinks quoting Mao was a good idea
>>51420806
he's incompetent, arrogant and delusional
>>51420847
I didn't realise I was a candidate for leader of the opposition
>>51420839
>tfw no big titted marina to hold
>Hello I would like some noodles please
>No problem after all I am an employee of wagamamas
>>51420847
and all hes done in that time is literally nothing; just been an obscure backbencher that votes against the party leadership because of muh revolushun
Hunger games was terrible tÍŹbh lads
>>51420794
Funny, all of my interviews were arranged by calls la
Which would u fug first
Do british people say bruv?
>>51420888
m8 do you really have 324 pictures of her?
>>51420794
all my others have been phone calls
>>51420826
it's a line chef position despite never having been a chef before
>>51420892
is this /brit/'s worst meme?
>>51420930
ahah u got dumpd u r a looser
>>51420867
>>51420881
That's only moronic if you support them. otherwise it's hilarious. Without a doubt McDonnell has been more entertaining. Corbyn is just a boring let down
>>51420935
centre
>>51420957
Not now pasta nigger
>>51420939
No unfortunately it's just a random number, sorry.
https://www.instagram.com/p/-lCmUIoG4d/?taken-by=yumekana1993
>>51420939
if you do, upload the folder NOW
>>51420930
did you seriously apply there only because you are a weeb
Does anyone here actually have a decent job? As in 28k plus?
Seems that all /brit/ does is complain about how poor they are. No one ever posts a picture of their expensive car, like say /o/ does. Or posts pictures of their big house.
Whenever I post that I earn ÂŁ24k I get laughed at, so there must be people here earning top money or that would be hypocritical.
Thing is I've also been laughed at for considering ÂŁ40k a good wage.
>>51420992
dumpd as fuk
>the city of Arsenal
>>51420935
3rd
>the city of woolwich
>>51421014
I make ÂŁ25k with a 7.5% bonus and i'm only 22 c:
How do you lads feel about Netto?
>>51421017
d'arsena
>>51421014
pretty sure most of us are students or in entry level employment
>>51421024
nonce
>>51421083
yes
Women are stupid, vain and shallow.
That's why I want a korean gf, because they're the best at being women.
did the ball kick the ball
>>51421016
I didn't want a qt coworker gf anyway
>>51421122
m8...
>>51421122
>because they're the best at being artificial parodies of the worst kind of american women
ftfy
>>51421014
Brit is 80% unemployed 19% students who "will make it big one day just you watch" and 1% people with realistic jobs getting by.
>>51421014
i make ÂŁ65k and will probably be making ÂŁ70k+ before the week is out.
>>51421222
ok m8
>>51421222
proofs?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3337948/Rylance-Let-s-talk-ISIS-not-bomb-Wolf-Hall-star-called-open-peace-talks-terrorists.html
fucking lel
>>51421199
why the fuck would you even come here if you had a successful life
>>51421014
I make ÂŁ20k from my job and ÂŁ12k on the side from something else at 22
meh
http://strawpoll.me/6133807
http://strawpoll.me/6133807
http://strawpoll.me/6133807
tfw no passthepopcorn account
>>51421222
Not that I don't believe you but how come you never post pictures of your possessions and brag?
It seems that /brit/ is in general a very poor community since no one here brags about their possessions. Meanwhile communities like /o/ and /biz/ constantly have richfags that brag.
>>51421345
w-what is the side bit?
>>51421159
shouldnt have tried to finger her in the cinema you plonker
>>51421351
reckon I'm the opposite 2bh
>nouveau riche plebs that brag about their material wealth
kek
>>51421372
don't own anything worth bragging about to be honest mate
just saving most of my money and hoping i meet the right qt someday and get to spoil her
but i'm 27 so that won't happen
>>51421399
rent
it will be ÂŁ20k from that too soon
>>51421470
ruddy landlords
>>51421470
oh, you were gifted property then? A+ well done.
>>51421466
I don't understand 2bh
>mascots are dancing
fuck me lads
>>51421466
where is it?
>>51421507
pretty much
I was a lucky guy
>Getting given property
Literally free money 2bh. Wish my parents were rich.
>>51421533
wish i could be the guy in that suit
>>51421512
he's a normie who has a gf and job and pretends to have depression
>>51418618
Paid on Friday TEE BEE AICH
LETS ALL MEET UP IN THE THE YEAR 2000
WON'T IT BE STRANGE WHEN WE'RE ALL FULLY GROWN
JAMIE VARDYS HAVING A PARTY
>>51418618
got paid friday (weekly) and I've spent it all on black friday garms already
>>51421671
>>51421654
What's happening
>>51421654
>>51421671
wew
Joining the institute this time lads
>I have a normal social life, and a gf, and a job
>I'm so depressed!
Is there anything more pathetic than a normie that thinks they have depression lads?
Anyone else have doubts about the big bang theory?
How can everything come from a singular point of nothing, it's just not possible.
>>51421648
Pulp were based 2bh
>>51421728
ive only got the job 2bh
>>51421731
A powerful being set off the big bang m8.
Not even meming.
>>51421728
Depression is a fucker mate, having what you perceive as a normal life doesn't change that
Thanks God the odeon haven't banned singles yet, bought to do a film lads
Wind keeps setting my neighbours car alarm off
reee
>>51421728
I don't think you understand how depression works m8
My wife's son just got home and wants to play on the PS4 but I'm watching the Arsenal game
what do I do lads?
>>51421728
t. someone who says they have depression but doesn't understand it
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/113064
>80,000 votes for NO military action in syria
literal syrian here and I am fucking screaming at these stupid fucking pakis signing this petition
utter stupid SJW cunts deserved to be gassed
monty python is shit
>>51421887
You're the adult, tell the cunt to wait
>>51421887
>My wife's son
>>51421887
tell him this is why his real dad left
>>51421900
>80,000 Rasheeds
>>51421900
fuck off not you again.
>>51421900
>literal syrian here
>>51421900
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/113972/sponsors/HbKAozlKSR03nHRIsO2q
Meanwhile my petition to support bombing ISIS only has 2 signatures.
Building up to my fifth wank of the day
My dick hurts a bit
lads, I can't lie
some of the synths or whatever they call them in justin biebers songs are so fucking catchy
wish there were more qt aspergers girls in software dev
>440k signatures for "close Britain's borders"
>Government response: "The UK government will not close Britain’s borders."
Do people honestly think that these petitions do anything?
The Government will continue to pursue the leftist agenda and it doesn't matter what you do. It's over, the left has won.
>>51420213
you do realize the UK abandoned all of white Africa and actively promoted their destruction right?
>>51422056
Bellend
>>51422056
like what? link one
The last Bieber song I heard was Baby
>>51422088
kek
>>51422090
>realize
Is this Chinese for calling yourself a cunt?
Bombing does literally nothing
if you want any real change you need troops on the ground
really the UN should have stepped in long ago if it was at all functional
this is Korea tier and worse.
>>51422088
You're an unspeakable retard if you think closing borders will do anything other than cost us millions
I need a cheese twist lads
>>51422009
It would help if we could read what you've actually wrote instead of telling us to sign something random
/brit/: war and politics experts
>>51422182
ffs there are already Kurdish and Iraqi forces on the ground
why does no one get this
>>51422093
the songs are shit but the weird electronic noises are nice
>>51422149
he made like a billion songs recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRh_vgS2dFE the thing at 0:29
>>51422277
Ah the mighty Kurdish army, well known for their military might and professionalism
>>51422208
*eats a cheese twist in front of you, the delicious crunch as I bite into that roasted cheese hits your ears*
Mmmmmmmmmmm....Mmm.
think i'll give online dating a try cant take loneliness much longer 2bh
>>51422204
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/11209234/Immigration-from-outside-Europe-cost-120-billion.html
>>51422076
>Go to undergrad hack day event
>Only 3 girls
>One of them could be really qt if she tried
>Try talking to her but she either doesn't want to or can't hold a conversation
>Boyfriend/beta orbiter is there, making it weird
This is the problem with being half normie. I can't get a normie gf but all the autists don't want anything to do with you.
>>51422307
well they did just take Sinjar from IS
>>51422088
>440k signatures to close Britain's borders
>Borders not closed
>100k signatures to ban handguns
>Handguns banned
>The Government will continue to pursue the leftist agenda and it doesn't matter what you do.
Too fucking right
>>51422182
>Bombing does literally nothing
kurds + US air support are very effective
iraqis + US air support are not very effective
the kurds haven't lost a single bit of land in months
>>51422308
I'm gonna wank on your face when you're asleep
>>51422056
What do you mean?
GOOD LUCK ASSAD
>>51422376
I will fucking heem you
>>51422204
Rasheed
>>51422319
I like a big strong masculine man who is brave enough to torture a tiny little mouse like that <3
>>51422326
any girls who work at the tech department in my company arent actually software devs they do product or testing and theyre all taken
quite shit 2h
>>51422326
>that
>half normie
why do normies have no self awareness lads?
>>51422319
reported to GCHQ
these fucking SJW pakis are the main reason ISIS exists and thrives
fuck off jew fucks
>LE WORLD PEACE XDDDDDD LE PEACE TOTALLY COOL BRO
>I'm not a quadruple amputee that has lost his entire family, home a livelihood in the fire of war
>I'm so depressed!
Is there anything more pathetic than a well-off, educated Western male that thinks they have depression lads?
>>51422319
not nice
>>51422367
>the kurds haven't lost a single bit of land in months
because they live in the mountains and there have not been any dedicated attacks against them because they control nothing relevant other than land full of kurds.
as well the local population is sympathetic to them obviously, unlike elsewhere.
the Iraqis however have turned back ISIS and are making gains again, the US strategy is just to funnel ISIS towards Assad and his forces through their bombing.
they want ISIS to become the most important thread so he has to leave the rebels alone (and ultimately lose the war)
>>51422421
You'll take it like your great granddad took it when he was in jail
>>51422488
Someone moaning on an imageboard for autists about it.
glued a spider down and burned it to death with a soldering iron the other day lads quite regret it now feel like a massive meanie
it used to be brown but then it turned red and black and it popped
then you could spread bits of it around like butter
you could hear it sizzling
poor little spidey, very poor little spidey
>>51422588
not nice
not nice at all
1. Population of constituency
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_Kingdom_Parliament_constituencies
2. Party of the MP for your constituency
3. Go to Link, scroll to the bottom of the page, put in your full postcode and take a screenshot to see how Rourke or Rasheed your constituency is
https://petition.parliament.uk/
>>51422588
I bet you're a cat owner
>>51422588
Popped a spiders arse with a magnifying glass when i was little
>>51422545
and its the fucking turk again
fuck off
>>51422588
truly pathetic.
>>51422643
1. 65,679
2. Conservative
>>51422545
I don't think any of this is true
its been Peshmerga ground troops who have been making the most progress with Iraqi and western air support
>>51422588
me and my dad used to get 2 spiders and put them in jars and watch them fight. they would pull eachothers legs off and shit
>>51422559
delet this
soresay roadman
>>51422643
1. 63k
2. tory
3. all the c*ck ones
>>51422819
good picture
need her to be my gf
@51422819
>spelling it weird to avoid my filter
added to filter
>>51418235
Sorry friend I think he's a paedophile. Not sure if he's one of ours or yours though.
>>51422643
1. 82k
2. Labour
3. Top 5 are:
>Ban schools from serving halal meat to children without parents' consent
>Stop all immigration and close the UK borders until ISIS is defeated.
>Accept more asylum seekers and increase support for refugee migrants in the UK.
>Benjamin Netanyahu to be arrested for war crimes when he arrives in London
>Make the production, sale and use of cannabis legal.
Special mention for "Don't kill our bees! Immediately halt the use of Neonicotinoids on crops" for being the most random
frustrated lads
>>51422888
>replying to people to say you've filtered them
>needing to publicly announce that you've filtered something
autistic
>>51422756
and the Kurds will never move out of their territory either, people who go nuts over them are idiots because the Kurds just care about Kurdistan not "fighting ISIS"
the biggest fighting is going on in Iraq with US air support + Iraqi forces pushing them out of the country and into Syria so they are forced to combat Assad and Hezbollah
>>51422651
nah hate the bastards
>>51422678
>>51422798
meanie
>>51422629
>>51422660
>>51422711
please forgive me i am sorry
>>51422939
delete this
>>51422965
>the biggest fighting is going on in Iraq with US air support + Iraqi forces pushing them out of the country and into Syria
proof?
>>51422931
>most random
bee death is a major issue that no one seems to want to address.
>>51422956
just wanted to let them know i think that thing's an eyesore h-hahaa
>>51422643
>>51422982
I don't care much for one spider, you've just got to do some thinking about why you would do that, and how to work on your personality.
If the bees fucked off i'm sure we'd come up with a better solution for pollination
Mosquitoes are decent at it
>>51422984
you love it la
>>51423133
no
It's not even real and I prefer the real thing
>>51423102
had 20 minutes left at work before i could go home
thought the spider was already dead until i glued it
don't know why i soldered it though
wish i hadn't even touched the poor little spidey now
>>51423130
no other animal is as efficient or covers the same range of plants as bees do
it would likely mean humans would have to manually pollinate plants like what happens in some Chinese regions.
better idea would be to just stop killing the bees.
>>51423198
yeah it hints at some pretty serious issues though, see a therapist or some shit.
>>51422643
>70k
>Guess
>Pic related
Classic Scotland
>those vote of no confidence petitions
They're in every fucking constituency, do we even have such a mechanism in parliament?
>I don't support the forceful deportation of all muslims
T. Muhammed bin Rasheed Jibari Al-Britaini
>>51423326
yes
that's how Margaret Thatcher got elected
>>51423327
I don't recognise the British government as legitimate, my name is Muhammed bin Rasheed Jibari Al-Skegnessi
>>51422643
