Choon edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58
>yfw you see man driving a german whip
cara.
I'm going to watch seven episodes of the Fresh Prince in a row and there is NOTHING any of you can do about it.
thinking about ordering a pizza
>>51425585
>tfw presentation due for tuesday and you still have only bookmarked some sources and instead are spending your evening watching top gear
>>51425693
Even the rasheeds work harder than that senpai
>>51425762
I'm in training to become a draftsman and for some reason we have ethics in our school schedule, and I can not even BEGIN to care about this shit.
>>51425848
Everyone should be taught some ethics
It's not very hard either 2bh
>/brit/
>germany netherlands and denmark
fucking foreigners everywhere
>>51425687
Don't think.
Just do.
might play with the old twig and berries
>tfw will only have maybe 6 hours of sleep today
i mean i guess i'll be fine i just don't like the fact to be honest
Can we save him bros?
alri lads
fucking circle line shut and the cunt in the ticket booth didn't think that would be useful information
Yo faam im new!!!!!!! holds up mixtape my name is Daquan but u can call me t3h N1GgA oF d00m!!!!!!!! bruh…as u can see im a real savage. thats why i came here, 2 meet 100% no chill ppl like me… im 16 years old (i got first hand street experience tho!!) i like 2 Netflix n chill w/ my sidepiece (cuz you know this ain't my main one, smdh) bcuz da pussy is straight fire!!!! shes savage 2 of course but i want 2 meet more savage ppl =) like they say the more lit the squad the more lit the pussy!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make a big squad here so give me lots of retweets!!!! WHYTHISNIGGADRAKELOOKLIKEASAUDIWARLORD?????!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein savage again _^ hehe…stay real faam!!!!!
>>51428643
is that really him?
>>51428775
Yes
woke up at 7pm
3 days on the trot
I need to be up early tomorrow so fuck.
>>51428775
yeah
this should be the pic for OP for the next /brit/ thread
>>51428926
>>51428891
proofs?>
maisie
>not linking the new thread meme
bit shite
>>51428997
What is that glowing UV meme light?
I see them in peoples bedrooms sometimes.
nerds
Insane choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI7GGen-zVo
>>51429095
>ass
fuck off yank
buy fruits and vegetables and spend 30 minutes in the evening cooking
drink lots of water too
you will feel less tired in the evenings
whether you want to make the effort to socialise is up to you but its easy as paki pie to spend your meagre earnings wisely and maximise your gain
hi lads
doing a watch
ricky
>he doesn't hate his life and see it as a dead-ended void
laffin at you desu
>>51429167
good morning x
>>51429216
of what?
>>51425545
hnnnnnnnng
big fan of anime desu
>tfw after 18 months of neet very content with my job even 8 months later
>>51429231
this is how you should see your life
>>51429239
pulp fiction
>>51429238
But it's 8 pm :c
>JUST CHEER UP and bee urself!!
lol you're not fooling anyone
>>51429289
i know ;_;
>>51429251
>replying to a 1 hour old post
kill yourself
>>51429192
Create a nice ambient light when shagging a bird.
*posts from bed*
wishing YOU were here
>>51429225
relax lads
want to bury my nose in this girls - farting - bum
When will they stop doing the xfactor lads
Had about enough tb h
>>51429284
what a comfy pic
Have to leave for work in a couple of hours and stay there until 4 am. Should be nothing to do though, just laze about reading, britposting, eating pizza etc. Should come out with about £120.
>>51429192
its for t*rk cockroaches
http://strawpoll.me/6135759
http://strawpoll.me/6135759
http://strawpoll.me/6135759
http://strawpoll.me/6135759
>>51429312
me? do you mean me??
>>51429309
Doesn't it make cum glow?
>>51429348
they'r stopping next year since ITV bought The Voice
>>51429355
sounds pretty comfy
what do you do? wish i had had a few comfy dead end jobs rather than going straight into a career
>>51429359
non virgins need to get out 2bh, they don't belong here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MYxZjKIxn0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MYxZjKIxn0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MYxZjKIxn0
Photek tbqh
>>51429355
where do you work?
>come to /brit/
>depressed NEETs talking about asian girls farting in their face
just remembered the time my friend told me to touch his gfs tits while he watched hahahaha
what a cuq
>>51429362
maybe?!
I don't know
post antics interpol? nah not a fan
Lads did you know you can get degrees in languages
why?
>>51429433
FONT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUfRokM267k
memes desu
>>51429444
well leave your light on so i know it's you
>mfw 25 and have a babyface and a fucking lisp
Life is suffering
>>51429359
Yes
I'm a grill btw
Senpai
>>51429456
so you can become a translator ?
>>51429489
I bet your arsehole is suffering
>>51425490
use your own gimmick u rat fuck
>>51429441
got a semi while i did it too ahaha
>>51429485
I don't have any lights
>>51429355
living the dream
>>51429416
Can only play with the cards you've been dealt matey
Genetic inferiority is genetic inferiority
I don't like Dom.
Who's idea was this? It's a crappy idea.
was watching a documentary about hp lovecraft and he was basically me if i'd been born 100 years earlier
>>51429507
why do you need a degree though. just speak in the language
>>51429566
they just update like every 15 mins or so doesn't actually track anything
>>51429524
wewlad
>>51429592
Have you ever applied for a job in your life?
>>51429538
that's why i didn't find you the first time
>>51429456
I hear you can get a degree in the tuba also
>Cars made after 2001
Nah not a fan
>>51429592
well I think you learn multiple languages on the degree
>>51429592
>what are qualifications
>>51429575
He's a famous author and you're nothing
Lol
>>51429514
Probably. I'm shitting so fucking much I feel like a biological log flume,
>>51429641
>hipsters
Nah not a fan
>russian air force jet over canada
nukes are being dropped as we speak
flipqt replied
Now I need an hour to write a reply heh
>>51429633
what do you mean
>>51428846
I thought the same thing until it actually happened
>>51429631
>>51429651
I think if you need it for the job its pretty easy to prove fluency in a language without a degree though
>>51429634
wait was it a actual degree?
I always thought it was a gimmick
>>51429575
link it m8 (or give us the name)
>>51429682
>>51429641
The millennium was the death for most good things. Luckily they kept building the second gen MX-5 for a few more years.
>>51429679
What do hipsters have to do with my post 2bh?
>>51429401
>>51429427
Work IT for a bank's HQ. We're releasing a new financial product so we do it at this time so we've got time to fix stuff if it's fucked up. it's usually ok, they just have to have someone from every department on site as cover. My boss is too expensive to be paid double-time for sitting around for hours so I'm in charge. Should be pretty comfy IF nothing goes wrong. I would literally take a sleeping bag and sleep but that would not look good if the project manager makes the rounds. I can roll in at lunchtime on Monday too. Feel weird getting ready for work when I'm usually winding down and drinking.
>>51429201
'no'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_Ql1EmrzZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWAsfkotsU4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bi73bxTZgQ
>>51429682
How's he gonna get past all those yellow planes?
>>51429685
you're not the german i thought you were
or are you??
>>51429696
he actually had a music degree in the Tuba and worked at Barclays
>mass protests against climate change today
do people still actually care about that?
going to the shops lads x
>>51429720
Not a fan of Zomby but the first track is good
>>51429732
god bless mark, what is he like haha
>>51429696
>I think if you need it for the job its pretty easy to prove fluency in a language without a degree though
Again, have you ever applied for a job in your life? You don't just turn up at the place and start doing shit to prove you can do the job, you applied, they see your qualifications and you get an interview where you can prove yourself.
>>51429743
yes theirs a big climate conference in paris this week m8
>>51429743
Were they hoping the earth would give in and cool down?
>>51429724
I don't know, I have Parkinson's
>>51429743
You're an idiot.
>>51429732
that's just absurd
AH I JUST STEPPED ON MY OWN COCK!!!!
>>51429713
>The millennium was the death for most good things
>>51429743
Yeah there are still people who haven't accepted that we're all doomed and the best thing to do about it is enjoy your life as it is now and don't doom another soul by having kids.
AH FUCK
JUST DID A WANK
AGAIN
>>51429778
Saw this, the BBC were interviewing climate experts Charlotte Church and Emma Thompson
>>51429779
Good post
>>51429651
>>51429631
You're an idiot.
Why do you even think we get qualifications?
It's evidence to show competence in a particular area
You can't very easily show you're an expert in most subjects so you rely on university accreditation to portray that for you.
But it's much easier to show fluency in a language.
Go back to fucking school.
>>51429778
oh yeah
>>51429779
haha
>>51429800
it's just that there are much bigger issues at the moment and recent research has shown that the public in almost every country cares less about it than they did a few years ago
personally I never gave a shit about it though
>>51429776
>Write on CV "Fluent in french, degree in economics (or something)"
>apply for a job as a french translator
how is this any different writing down that you have a degree in french
also yes i have, i have a full time job
>>51429682
putin just wants some weed haha
>TV program / Film set in a future Britain
>Everyone isn't Muslim
>There's technology despite technology being haram
Wtf Total Recall / Star Trek
>>51429713
Looks ugly as shit senpai
What burger should I get from GBK lads? About to order
>>51429743
>mfw a qt I follow was at that
https://www.instagram.com/mary_ballantyne/
>tfw I wasn't invited to the Mercedes new A-class launch event
https://youtu.be/ltc32dYRAVw
>>51429660
that doesn't hurt my feelings because i have no ego
>>51429839
>muh droughts
>believing in man made climate change
lmfao
>>51429856
How do you prove you're fluent in french without having the interview?
>>51429847
>much bigger issues
kek, namely? It's probably the biggest issue to ever face the human race.
>>51429841
>>51429856
stop being soft
if a degree is compulsory to become a professional translator, you have to have a degree
>>51429944
>>>/dailymailcommentsection/
>>51429888
chicken burger with Camembert and cranberry
>>51429912
What's with Mercedes and anime?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2Rf5QX7bNc
just cut my anus while i was doing a shit lads
i propose that from now on we should only impregnate women who are willing to do anal so that humans will evolve tougher bumholes and future generations won't have to put up with this shit
just stuck a pizza in the oven haha
>>51429952
Nobody is going to fake it and turn up to an interview if they can't fucking speak french Lol
take your moron award away with you
>>51429974
>>51429952
you can get qualifications to prove fluency without it being a degree
need a man to take advantage of my boyish innocence
>>51429839
>>51429932
fucking s m h.
>how to undermine the credibility of an issue
>>51429971
refugees, ISIS, the economy
all far more immediate concerns desu
>>51429971
White popular decline?
Global warming wont matter if the only people around to die are Mulsim
>>51430006
Absolute madman.
Best thing to come out of Britbongistan. shame the powerplant is from Germany
Still the fastest naturally aspirated car
Failed my driving theory test for the 14th time today lads.
>>51430046
Rasheed
>>51430064
#sundayshenanigans
>>51429974
>My degree is in a foreign language
>>51429971
NANOTECHNOLOGY / ai
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_catastrophic_risk#Fermi_paradox
>>51430044
far more tangible yes, but not nearly as important.
>economy
wut?
>>51430046
epic.
I don't know, I have Parkinson's
>>51429699
you may have already found this since it's literally the first result when you search his name on youtube but in case you haven't and you're that interested then here ya go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17tj18qpJf0
>>51429566
>Will be delivered by "Inayulatallah"
of course...
>>51430107
>>51430078
but you said before you passed but were too scared to drive
>>51430044
>isis
holy fuck kek
>refugees
>economy
Both of which will get worse with climate change.
>>51430020
i just searched it and it says you normally have to be educated to degree level with post grad in translation
this is just your bias against universities which is primarily in relation to the jap gf thing
might get drunk tonite
>>51430105
>economy
I meant the EZ, not UK
>>51430044
>only caring about short-term problems
youre exactly whats wrong with this world 2bh
>>51430046
If we stop being so dependent on oil, we can fuck out of the Middle East. Get two birds stoned at once.
>>51430090
wish i had the ability to do it tbf seems like a straightforward career path
>>51430190
>>51430145
Charlotte pls go
>>51430145
Yeah, in the incredibly long term
>>51430184
I don't give a fuck what happens after I'm dead
>>51430223
Underageb& or literal manchild.
>I don't give a fuck what happens after I'm dead
>We should reduce the quality of our lives so that we can save the world for the future Islamic inhabitants of the British Caliphate.
Nah not a fan
>>51429988
Went for blue cheese tb
>>51430223
>I don't give a fuck what happens after I'm dead
In fact I'd go a step further, I'd be a lot happier on my death bed if I knew the world was about to end for everyone else too
Who /comfygameofcivwiththelads/ here?
>>51430279
good lad
>>51430190
Is that you on the right?
>>51430223
>Yeah, in the incredibly long term
A century or two really isn't that long. It's long in comparison to a single life but in comparison to human history? It's a heartbeat.
>>51430155
alright after further thought i can see it being useful for jobs which are purely in dealing with the language (translation, books, teaching) but say you move to France to operate a machine, its not going to help more then having a degree in machine operating
>this is just your bias against universities which is primarily in relation to the jap gf thing
what. I don't have a bias against Universities I just think that way too many people go to university to do things they don't need/ aren't prepared to do
>>51430279
>do you want some mold with your mold
I've had quite enough of the bullying directed towards me. Can you please give it a rest?
dont have any friends lads
>>51430365
I'll always be your friend
>>51430298
>tfw all my civ multi games descend into petty arguments
>>51430281
So you're just a kid?
>>51430111
thanks m8
i hadnt found it as i make posts and forget about them within about 5 seconds but ill watch it in a bit haha x
>>51430365
I'll be your friend
are you a top lad?
>>51430364
fuck off
>>51430365
yes you do you have us x
>>51429312
>Not posting from your bed
It's like you don't like being comfy or something >~>
>>51430364
ok, sorry lad
>>51430410
You don't even know what I'm referring to. Fuck off newcunt
>>51430364
fuck off
>>51430365
There are friends waiting for you on the other side of the bridge, you just need to cross it
>>51430391
>>51430409
>>51430412
Haha I was only bantering fuck off you absolute cretins just do one haha
>>51430332
you do though sweeting
the jap thing; you were once saying you were snidey that you didnt get jap at university or summat
as a side note, ive found that theyre no easier to get with than western girls, if anything id say harder
>>51430409
bottom, actually :3
>>51430402
nope, just a logical individual
What's stopping me just claiming to have a degree in something I don't lads?
>>51430432
fuck off
>>51430432
fuck off
>>51430332
>>51430332
>i can see it being useful for jobs which are purely in dealing with the language
yes thats the fucking point einstein
do you reckon if i run flat out into a tight piece of fishing wire i'd slice my neck enough to bleed out?
On my way home to the Islamic caliphate of Limehouse lads, just saw bridge of spies, top watch.
do sutherner really find pic related funny?
the plane is still over canada
>>51430451
that was regret not spitefulness at Unis
I have nothing against Universities, just entitled students who think its their god given right to go.
>>51430471
the lack of a piece of paper proving it
>>51430496
that was a progression from where I had started when I made my first post, I no longer think just being fluent is suitable for a translation job etc.
>>51430521
he's quite funny 2bh
>>51430425
Do not reply to me
>>51430464
No you're just a kid.
>>51430539
>>51430440
2 most autistic people on /brit/ currently
wouldn't be surprised if it was the same person
>>51430521
MOOOOOOOOODDDSSSSS
>>51430486
>>51430472
>>51430435
Again again tell me again
>>51430471
they mostly check everything these days lad but this is actually what my dad did and now hes rich but that was back in the day x
>>51430471
the lack of a degree
>>51430578
I would wager a considerable sum that I'm not
>>51430562
JANNY GET HIM
>>51430564
>the lack of a piece of paper proving it
Not one has ever asked to see my qualifications
@51430579
no
what are female neets like?
>>51430579
i am 1/3 normie
>>51430562
Me on the right
>>51430562
didnt know you were a pedo lad surprised to say the least
>>51430639
this is more satisfying than a (You)
>Tomorrow
autism confirmed
Jersey lad has moved to Ireland
what /brit/ gimmicks do you use irl?
i currently use the ridiculously long abbreviation following by the full phrase in brackets meme when i message people tbpfwyll (to be perfectly frank with you lovely lot)
>>51430562
Kill yourself fitizen
what are female feets like?
>http://militaria-net.co.uk/3rd-reich-daggers-hitler-youth-dagger-p-31.html
>£20 Hitler Youth knife
It's fake right? That wouldn't even get you a good knife, let alone one from 1935
There is literally nothing wrong with posting pictures of bridges and motivational text
>>51430607
ye me dad tells me about all the qualifications he made up back in the 80's
for my first job i had hr emailing me for months about different proofs of having done stuff "we couldnt contact them so we need this very specific proof" such a pain
Smug_Frog.png.tiff.exe
>>51430697
I like the "who /something/ here?" gimmy.
>>51430705
Incredible and I'm not even a footfag
>>51430564
even, and im being generous here, a 4/10 wouldnt give me the time of day
how do you explain That
>>51430684
good post
jk its really awful
Start work at Wetherspoon tomorrow.
>>51430756
heh, chat any more shit and i'll bang you
wish I lived in a small town in canada
>>51430729
>mfw I am subconsciously reverse translating "senpai" to "senpai"
>Rika trusts you, senpai...
>>51430755
because you don't know how to ask them because you do not know italian
next
>>51430729
kysb
reckon everyone in here has had a proper giggle at one of my posts at one point or another x
was anyone else totally unaware of their genitals going through puberty?
like i honestly never noticed them getting larger or anything i kind of just realised one day
>>51430776
heinekin pls m8
hey guys
>>51430570
You mean like this?
>>51430779
Come and cross this bridge to get me then
>>51430791
garages are a bad meme
>needing a house for your car
who sold us this shit
>>51430819
look who's just arrived in the thread
everybody say hello to my mate, alex
hello alex
>>51430776
Tragic
