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Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General
>News
• Chink Shit Gen PSA - Your order will (hopefully) arrive in your country in a minimum shipping time of two weeks but always expect at least four or more weeks due to customs etc, we (unfortunately) can't make your package get to you faster or process a shipment quicker.
• Always contact the seller or create a ticket with support to find out what's up.
• Anon warns about hidden Taobao shipping fees >>54603754 with updates >>54612239 >>54612246
• More news and guides about the zsun wifi thingy using a Xiaomi Powerbank >>54613367 >>54615640 >>54616458
•Gearbest has a shirt on sale that's just a photoshop template printed as is >>54623337
• Spreadsheet anon >>54616172 returns >>54617018 promises review of ASUS router.
• Anon recommends a bright flashlight the Thorfire S70 >>54619293 >>54619324 >>54619597
• Anon bought a ridiculously cheap Netbook off eBay >>54622744
• Dutch Anon gets hit with EU "Clearance costs" >>54613633 >>54613687
• Anon received a neat bag to store his Electronic Accessories in >>54615133
• Anon received his Mitu phone stand >>54615545
• SpreadsheetAnon posts pics of his chink watch the Orient Grey >>54616795
• Anon got two chink routers from gl-inet >>54623810 please post review.
• Anon's Chuwie HiBook tablet keyboard finally came, posts thoughts >>54605559 >>54605654 >>54605696 >>54605721
• Meizu's first venture into the US is a wireless speaker >>54604732 and it looks pretty nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6-JvY-39i4
• Audiotist anon updates his earbud ranking >>54610621 includes the Rock Zircons
Previous thread >>54616762
I wonder what will arrive today ohoho
>>54624067
First for proper OP is back.
I'll make an offer.
first for MAKI
man i should commission a drawfag to draw maki holding a mitu plush
>>54624067
Op forgot about adding this thing to the zsun thingy:
>>54621355
>>54624130
tell us if it worked
>>54605574
These chink tabs may not be reliable and there's no warranty, that's the main problem.
>>54624130
I might buy this just because it's so damn cheap and has a return policy by ebay
http://www.ebay.com/itm/CHUWI-Hi8-Pro-Windows-10-Android-Tablet-PC-8-Inch-1920x1200-Display/152083231017
>>54624067
OP, you missed some of the fresh zsun info of the previous thread:
>>54621355
>>54621479
>>54622715
>>54624137
Ask OozutsuCannon, he's probably lurking the threads still so who knows he might see it.
Wondering how his experience with that Huion tablet is so far.
>>54624175
as long as you keep a backup and a replacement it should be okay, though
>>54624067
OP, this >>54624184 is very interesting stuff right there. Please add it to news next time.
Rate my new case
shit OP image, try again.
>>54624214
makes the phone look much thicker. Also don't like the pseud-wood look. It's just cheap plastic
>>54624159
>>54624184
Oh crap my bad, must have missed it.
>>54624067
>using this shitty image
Why? Keep /g/ free from maki.
>>54624222
>>54624249
Because its /csg/ related OC? Helps keep things varied.
>>54621355
Can this be used as a seedbox?
On a side note, what is a seedbox and what is the benefit of using one?
damage report coming through
looking for a nice cheap tablet so i can browse /g/ and look at youtube among other sites. I brought a 7in samsung tab but it was a bit laggy and small. any good recommendations?
>>54624309
>chink clothes
>chink drinking straw
>4chan mask
'no'
>>54624309
Do a review on those Pokeball replicas.
A few of them would be really cool to have, and they'd be really useful for cosplay (if you're into that).
>>54624309
>anon spends over $100 on ugly t-shirts and useless bullshit
>more at 11
>>54624229
I already have a transparent one, gonna see which I like better and sell the other one
Alright /csg/,
I have 3 times 1 burgercoin. You guys tell me what to order. I'll order the first 3 suggestions (if i don't have it already).
>>54624290
>Can this be used as a seedbox?
yes, as a terrible one.
>what is a seedbox
a server that seeds torrents.
>and what is the benefit of using one?
You can seed torrents so you get ratio/bonus points.
Recommendations for MP3 player similar to pic.
Doesn't need a screen but it does need to have shuffle functionality and also be cheap.
>>54624376
>ratio/bonus points.
Is that basically Good Boy Points but for torrents?
>>54624363
post yours and lets see what you blow money on.
unless youre poor and you actually use csg to get your necessities
>>54624309
>buying fitting clothes from chink sites
l m a o, enjoy looking like a total queer, just ask /fa/ on their chink shit experiences
I'm thinking about getting this:
HYON VR Gaming 3D Glasses Rom 2GB Ram 16GB Movie All in One Virtual Reality Headset Support Bluetooth Wifi HDMI 32GB TF Card 1080P for PC PS4 360 Xbox Youtube Google Play https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01FRS86XM/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_RzopxbP34ARH9
Or spending a bit more for an oled. Thoughts?
>>54624432
It's most about dick measuring. Here's mine, I didnt even try.
>>54624544
It's an android one??
just use your phone and save your money.
>>54624311
I got an rca tablet pc for $113 off amazon. It runs windows 10 desktop version.
>>54624544
Just get one for your phone and it will be the exact same experience, way cheaper too.
>>54624376
>as a terrible one
terrible as in bad or very good? why?
>>54624568
I want the hdmi access. I'm a trucker who refuses to slow down for bad roads ( time is money) so mounting a tv is risky even though the leds are getting light. Plus I'd have to give up a cabinet and storage space is precious.
>>54624309
what's the total?
Seeing my mailman so often started to feel a bit awkward.
Just got a bigger PC desk, any decent action figures or buyfag shit on aliexpress/gearbest? Don't need amazing quality or anything, just not total garbage
Also found these goofy looking fuckers but don't expect much since you can't possibly adjust them to much.
NUVU In-Sight HD Stereo Over-Ear Headphones with Built-In HD Video Glasses for Apple & HDMI - White https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01DYGC0K4/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_Y3opxb91GBECY
>>54624549
>tfw my transmission is permanently set to 0k/s upload speed
>>54624373
the cheap $18 laptop mentioned in the previous thread
>>54624649
>Actually having contact with your mailman
>>54624373
get a zsun
>>54624705
I need to sign sometimes.
>>54624590
The specs, it will be slow, slow and painful to administrate, and SD card only storage will not only be slow but also small and expensive, compared to other still crappy seedboxes like raspberry/orange pi etc. where you can connect an old unused 500GB hdd or something.
>>54624214
>plasticy trash sides
>fake wood
0/10 grandpa tier
>>54624723
a horrible tragedy indeed
>>54624611
>I want the hdmi access
and connect it to what?
And are you gonna use it at stops or what?
>>54624740
isn't there a cheaper version of the rPi for torrenting?
>>54624764
He's going to connect it to his truck computer and play Eurotruck Simulator while driving his non-simulated truck
>>54624654
There's some good quality Nendoroid bootlegs out there, oh and get Revoltech Woody off AliExpress
>>54624685
>>54624706
I meant, 3 items that are below or exactly 1 dollar.
>>54624757
>reaches through window
>"you need to sign here"
>>54624798
get an otg cable. They are < $1 on Ali
I asked in last thread but didn't get response so here I am trying again.
If I get an oukitel k4000 pro or leagoo elite 5, how much will I suffer from the mtk6735p?
Here's my home screen with my most frequent apps. Don't play any games, but am coming from a nexus 5.
>>54624654
>>54624796
Gearbest has some SHF/Figma/Revo bootlegs too like Bruce Lee, Iron Man and Captain America, Stormtroopers
>>54624408
enjoy your 2 sec of music
>>54624757
Fucking kek
>>54624764
Ps4
Really want to get at fallout 4 but don't want to throw down on a laptop for that. I don't have much time but to kill an hour or two once in awhile.
>>54624363
I've spent $236.88 since February and I'm not terribly proud of that. At least my shit so far has been pretty solid and useful.
if y'all have questions on any of the shit i ordered ask away
>>54624833
Go back to /b/
>>54624792
there's the rpi1 for ~$15-20, and rpi0 for $5+shipping. Rpi0 doesn't have a built in NIC but you probablt have one if not theyre cheap on chink sites.
>tfw motospeed and quadcopter arrives
>>54624833
>snapchat
it'll lag for sure
messenger is going to take up some ressources, too
Just remove both
>>54624831
I have one, and tbqh I do not want things that are actually useful, I wan't some creative ideas.
>>54624858
The USB hub is good enough to power an external hdd?
>>54624764
I've been considering one of them gaems cases but a 19 inch screen will suck compared to at home.
>>54624858
please review:
glasses
micro sd card
socks
>>54624863
What?
>>54624871
Really? Messenger should work fine if I disable chat bubbles, right?
>>54624986
>snapchat
>kik
>3dpd
>>54624649
>C
>O
>P
Oh god fuck you for reminding me that was so fucking good
GodZ you madman
>>54625029
Fucking odpixel though.
>>54624986
can't be sure 100%
but yeah, it'll be manageable
>>54624891
Haven't tried yet will later tonight
>>54624904
Don't have the glasses yet
Haven't tested the read/write speeds, but it's at the advertised capacity and it works
Socks are 10/10 comfy, thin but comfy, look good
>>54625119
have you tested the cards with a tool like h2testw?
You shouldn't just look at the displayed filesize
>>54624649
Tell that to my dad who picks the packages on the post office for me while I'm at college. He literally goes there 4 times a week for 3 weeks now.
>>54625012
What's some anon?
>>54625080
Awesome. Thanks a ton anon. After my Nexus 5 I'm looking to prioritize battery life, but my budget is around a hundred dollars because I lost my job recently. Any other suggestions? I've heard doogee has a high failure rate. Are oukitel and leagoo better?
>cant find any AAs to test my quad
>:^(
I've got £200 to spend. What kind of useful stuff can I get on aliexpress? Already have earphones...
>>54625144
why don't you just... wait?
>>54624856
>Ps4
well... Do you know how well it transforms the 2d image into the split view for the glasses? could be terrible.
Also, think about the resolutions. It's 960x1080 per eye, then some pixels lost to the round lens, then some lost to the area that will be around the "virtual screen" and the differing aspect ratios. The actual res you'll ger out of it might be something like 760x360. I think you can see how terrible that'd be.
>I don't have much time but to kill an hour or two once in awhile.
Then I strongly suggest just looking at stuff on your phone or a tablet or laptop instead.
>>54625147
Here's why I'm upgrading btw, battery life is atrocious on my Nexus now.
>>54625211
>nexus 5
>now
haha
>>54625147
don't expect much. It's chink shit after all
Can't take that decision from you though.
Good luck getting a new job, you'll do good
>>54625196
I dunno why he does it. I told him he can pick it up all at once, once at week, but he always takes it on the way to work. I can't pick it on my own, as they send the stuff back if you don't pick it in 2 weeks.
>>54625242
Why don't you just ship it to your college accommodation?
>>54625242
looks like it's not a hassle for him. It's just a thing he can do on his way home.
Thank him and maybe gift him something he might like and use
>>54624309
>That shirt on bottom left
Kek nice aesthetics
>>54625228
It's not a bad phone, battery is just worn out after 2.5 years of heavy use. Still performs really well.
>>54625233
If I'm careful not to drop it, I just want it to last at least a year. Not too fussed at that price point if it doesn't last much longer than that.
And thanks, I appreciate that
>>54625271
I don't have my name on the postbox and neither I or roomies know which one is ours and we also don't have keys for the box.
>>54625285
He was annoyed when I saw him the last time. But yeah, I bought him few things already.
>>54625200
I'll probably end up mounting a tv or get a gaems case. I've been doing the laptop / phone for awhile, it gets old. My computer is pretty weak since i wanted one without cooling fans to set it in bed. Gaming sucks on it. Dot requires ten hours of off time and it's hard to sleep that long.
Can someone put together a collection of images with that xaomi mascot. he's wicked cute.
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/outdoor-Windproof-Thicken-Fashion-Print-Arab-square-riding-scarf-mask-tactical-Desert-Scarves-stoles-Hijabs-Free/616172_32367539090.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2014-new-SOKI-fashion-men-s-watches-New-and-unique-watch-Stainless-steel-discount-strap-Wrist/2052425723.html
Did i get memed?
Best $5.50 I ever spent
http://s.aliexpress.com/jYRBNz63
>>54625461
Yes
I got a keffyieh for less than half that at primark and >$5 for a quartz soki
You can get them for like $2 if you shop around
Am I meant to confirm GB orders like on Ali?
>>54625520
I don't think so, but not 100% sure
>>54625195
A phone or a tablet maybe ?
>>54625363
>ten hours of off time and it's hard to sleep that long
Not that hard really.
>>54624685
>>54624685
What 18 dollar laptop
>>54625312
why not just replace the battery
>>54625312
why won't you just replace the battery ?
the nexus 5 with a little modding and a new battery would beat any less-than-100dollar phones imo
>>54625495
I'm sure he'll love it
>>54625211
>voice calls
>56%
how many hours a day do you spend on calls?
>>54625760
you should read the news fa.m >>54622744
>>54625766
Battery life still won't be as good. On original battery I could average 4-4.5 hours SoT.
With these chinkphone it'll be 10hours + thanks to weak SoC and big battery.
>>54625792
>>54626026
god damn, thats a lot of calls
>>54626040
Yep. For me it's not just a facebook machine. Usually it's not higher than 5 hours a day though, but my battery rarely gives me more than 8 hours call time or 2.5 hours SoT anymore
>>54626063
What are you doing that requires you to spend a third of your waking time on the phone?
>>54626090
Talking
>>54626090
Since I lost my job I've been helping out a lot with the family business. Might as well help out since I don't have anything better to do.
Also semi long distance relationship takes up some of that.
>>54626090
thinking about replacing the battery in my Teclast X98 Pro with something better, is it possible? is it easy to do?
The battery life is so shit :( Only bad thing about this tablet, and a prox sensor/LED would be nice also.
>>54626130
Look for custom roms
>>54624858
How's the thinkpad battery?
>>54626183
already have Mireks, improved with one hour but I want atleast 8-9 screen on time, right now its like 5-6
>>54623810
W2C qt blue router?
>>54626130
>buys ipad-sized device that's a third the price of an ipad
>expects the same SoT as the ipad
>>54626316
>buy ipad
>waste 700$
>chink children made that tablet for 200$ production cost
>get a shitty OS
>support the jews
>look like a retard
>durrpadurrdurr
>"STEVE JOBS WAS A GENIOUS RIP"
>end up like guy in pic
>>54626383
I never noticed the fawkes mask before. How great is that
>>54626383
I'm not saying ipads are good. I'm saying buying what is not far off a chink knockoff ipad and then complaining when it doesn't equal or better the ipad in everything is retarded
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/NEW-Shooting-Water-Crystal-Gun-Nerf-Air-Soft-Gun-Airgun-Paintball-Gun-Pistol-Soft-Bullet-Gun/32665433324.html
Has anyone used one of these water crystal guns?
looks fun
>>54626459
no anon, the ipad is the burger knockoff.
>>54626194
Authentic, works, not a bomb and not filled with sand. Great deal.
>>54626503
Thanks brev!
>>54626495
Apple invented the tablet, dumbass.
>>54626524
why is this photo so disgusting
>>54626557
Here's the sanitized version
>>54626581
>not thinkpads
is this a good deal?
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_244794.html
its a Chuwi Hi10 for 153 dollars
>>54626221
http://www.amazon.com/GL-MT300A-Ext-portable-pre-installed-Repeater-Tethering/dp/B01EWCO7CS/
>>54624858
but why?
>>54626524
>>54626557
I stared at it for far, far too long. It's like a car wreck, you can't look away.
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/New-Arrival-Hijab-Pins-Brooches-For-Scarf-Harajuku-Badges-Hardcore-Homo-Gay-Brooch-Pin-up-Broche/430917_32496516169.html
>>54626630
Fair warning, check dispatch.
EU warehouse is 160€ and you have it in a couple days.
Not sure if those 20€ are a good deal at all considering you might have to break the bank a bit more.
>>54626718
hitler had a nice ass
>>54626660
xiaomi router is cheaper than that
>>54626755
this is a hobbyist router.
and where?
>>54626718
>that fucking url
>>54624180
What the fuuuuck. I might get that too. No way that can be real. Are chinks knocking off their own shit now?
nice
>>54627047
>by luxxotica
absolute chinaman
>>54627047
clean your carpet
>>54624180
>>54627042
Tried to buy it, seller can't accept payments right now. RIP. Probably a scam.
>>54627047
My button was actually stamped
Just ordered this POS kek
will update on arrival
>>54627158
Nice, what sunglasses?
>>54627166
It will probably have android with a W10 image before it boots.
>>54627166
Did you offer $10 for it,or did you pay full price?
>>54624757
This really needs to be incorporated into Thread pic.
>>54627176
Caravans model 3136
From seller RAY BAM (heh) on ali
>>54624214
Better than having a gf tbqh
>>54626668
idk I guess I could have bought a ton of other things I need, like a new desk, instead of little things
I'm in school with a part-time so I'm not incredibly well off, but my parents do cover a few of my expenses.
>>54627223
pls link me to the seller
>>54627223
>Still waiting on mine
And now the listing doesn't exist anymore. Am I going to get chink'd?
>>54626026
What chinkphone is that m8?
>chinks shipped your jinhao hand fedora already
>>54627258
Seems to be gone already. Sorry breh
>>54627261
Idk mine got here pretty quick.
>>54627296
>chen after eating 7D Mango
>>54627296
I ended up buying my Jinhao, Hero and Baoer pens from Ebay mostly. My favourite were the Baoer pens actually. Really well made and a better nib.
Since people keep bringing up fake sun glasses in these threads, has anyone bought fake frames with prescription lenses in them? I bought some fake oliver peoples with sun lenses in them, and since the quality is good I'm thinking of possibly buying the frames with my prescription in them.
>>54627290
Current phone is a nexus 5, ones I'm talking about with the good battery life is shit like leagoo elite 5, oukitel k4000 pro, oukitel k6000, etc.
Also, got a 3m cable off eBay a while ago, it's pretty good. Can charge at 1A. My gf wants one too, any better ones from aliexpress?
Pic related, that's the current it's charging with now. Brand is tikbro.
>>54627297
Where do you live? How long did it take to get? I think something has been up with chink shipping to Canada recently as I have had 3 different orders, different vendors from March that have gone +45days now. Other Moosebros have complained too about slow shipping recently. argg.
>>54627223
>>54627261
>>54627258
I gotta tell you guys though, the lenses do have a very slight magnification to them and it did make me nauseous for the first day or two (a couple hours wearing), but they're fine now.
I do have another pair coming from a different seller. Same style, just gold frames, so we'll see if they're like that too
How long does ePacket shipping typically take for you guys?
How does it compare to standard ground for say something ordered from Amazon?
>>54627359
And for those who think 1A is nothing, the cable is 3m long and charges my phone at decent speed.
>>54627376
link us sellers pls
all I can seem to find is the R.B.Space knockoffs
>>54627368
Colorado, USA
>>54627389
Already posted that the store is gone. Go find the model number of the glasses you want, remove the RB prefix and wa la
Does anyone know of any Chinese fountain pens similar to the Jinhao 126? I like how slim it is compared to other designs.
>>54627359
Oh I see. I thought that earlier pic was 6 hours sot and not phone time. Thought it must have been a chinkphone for sure.
Why not a Redmi 3 Pro? Really good battery life and better processor, more support and more RAM too.
>>54627223
do they have red lenses?
>>54627454
Are you an anime character
>>54627223
Nice, mine are the wayfarer
>>54627467
what?
Should I do it friends?
>>54627415
Well base on your shipping/arrival/clearance mine is in the same time window. I used epacket.
>>54627389
The listings come and go quickly cause Aliexpress cracks down on knockoffs. Use the model number or prefix. Listing usually says something a long the lines of "designer brand".
>>54627489
I'd like to wear glasses like that, but my nose has been broken so many times that I need nose pads that I can bend
>>54627506
Yes, only so that someone here can review them.
>>54627515
Any comparable phones for that price or something substantially better for an extra $10? The processor clock speed worries me. >>54627420
I like the Baoer 3035: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/C18-Free-Shipping-2colors-BAOER-3035-Stainless-Steel-Metal-Silver-Medium-Nib-Fountain-Pen-free-shipping/32373177013.html
>>54626026
Why not just get some shitty $10 phone for calls and replace the battery in the Nexus and change it into a Facebook phone by having the other one for the 6hours of calls?
>>54627436
It's double my budget. It's not that I can't spend more, it's just that I can't justify it. All the videos I've seen of the mtk6735p devices run very well for the price, even handling some games like gta and asphalt 8 rather smooth.
Since I don't play any games, I don't need the performance, I just want the battery life. Reviews of the k4000 pro and elite 5 show roughly 10 hours SoT, which I'd be very happy with, especially at that price
>>54627572
Because I don't want to carry around extra devices? I already got my psp, wallet, keys, power bank, and phone. How many pockets do I have? I don't usually carry a bag.
I want a skull mask.
They all look like shit.
The one good looking stop being produced.
Not Technology but still.
I'm sad now.
>>54627603
buy a fagbag.
>>54627326
Just do it already. You've been posting about it for weeks now.
so if i buy a redmi note 3 pro, do i need to flash it or whatever when i get it? or will it be fine
>>54627603
>psp
lol
>power bank
well you wouldn't need that if you replaced the batt
just replace power bank with shit phone
>>54627708
Depends on where you get it from. Some places flash their own dirty vendor roms so you need to flash the official global rom.
>>54627735
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Pro-Snapdragon-650-Hexa-Core-5-5-3GB-RAM-32GB-ROM/32597684693.html
I'm planning on getting it from here. Will it be okay ?
>>54627583
That sounds reasonable. But I have a feeling the R3Pro will drop in price soon enough. Also, the Leagoo model has infrared but I don't know whether it's worth sacrificing the extra 600mAh found in the K4000pro.
>>54627754
I don't know since where I ordered it from (http://www.eglobaldigitalcameras.com.au/) came with the official global rom whereas a friend that ordered from banggood came with a vendor rom. I have a feeling the Ali sellers would install their own rom so you'd have to reflash it. It only takes about 20mins.
>>54627719
Or I could get a chink phone with triple the battery life and half the performance?
I've pretty much made up my mind. You're welcome to try to convince me otherwise, but don't speculate on what iffs and potential accidents.
>>54627783
how do you reflash it? Do you use odin or something
>>54627847
http://en.miui.com/thread-235865-1-1.html
>>54627783
So no need to flash with officials ?
Come home
Mum says theres a package for me
Its a fucking chinese bra that my Sister ordered
>>54627900
wear and share pics pls
>>54627900
post pics
>>54627900
bruh, do i even need to say it?
>>54627875
thanks
>>54627900
>"Hey son, your package arrived, it's a bra"
>"I... uh... m-my sister must have ordered that"
Well it looks like Gearbest has removed all my reviews for some reason, and also removed the cons listed.
>>54627929
At least with the tenda egg you can say it's simply a egg boiler or something
Quad arrived today, fun as fuck but I'm absolutely shit at it, recommend you get extra blades because I had one come off within the first few minutes, also recommend more batteries so you're not waiting around for charging all the time
>>54627900
Tell her that is a cock suspender, and proceed to put your balls in one of the cups.
>>54624309
I just cant stop laughing.
>>54627959
So the control stick broke after one try?
>>54628125
I'm pretty sure that's the throttle. Usually on rc helicopters of that type it's spring loaded to return to that position.
>>54628125
No the one on the left is the throttle, the down position there is for the motors off
>>54628125
The left is the throttle and yaw. It only centers the yaw (left-right). You don't want the throttle to spring up or down for obvious reasons
>>54624858
Is xiaomi gamepad compatible with wangblows? Can you remap the keys?
>>54627959
bigclivedotcom did a reviews of one with the same remote, look like a bitch you fly
Alright anons, I want to order some RC helicopters. Give me your recommendations!
>>54628231
I don't want to
>>54628264
O-ok
>>54627929
>But you dont have a sister honey...
>SHUT UP DONT TALK TO ME REEEEEE
>>54628575
No tendies for you this evening.
How'd I do?
>>54627933
>tfw we got the same name
>>54627933
>>54628680
>tfw me too
Guys get your watermelon seeds asap
>>54628722
I want some of them watermelon stars.
Post your names.
Mine is David.
>>54628799
Same.
>>54628799
Ahmed
>>54628799
holy shit that's my second name
>>54628799
pradesh
>>54628837
How many name do you have?
>>54628875
Technically 11 but I'm named after every Jesus' disciples :^)
>>54628799
Chang
>>54626557
>long lost family from Australia come over
>Uncle or whatever is full of cringy banter. An Aussie shitposter irl.
>Literally all four of them have an iPad each
wtf
>>54628722
>non gmo
kek
>>54629032
their regular melons infused with ancient Chinese sorcery obviously
>>54629032
I love how "Non-gmo" somehow means, not laboratory modified to normal people.
We genetically modified every food we eat long before we had laboratories though, you literally can't get seeds we haven't genetically modified.
>>54629049
this must definitely be some sorcery if they got 200lb watermelons lel
>>54629055
>We genetically modified every food we eat long before we had laboratories though, you literally can't get seeds we haven't genetically modified.
This.
Also, cows wouldn't exist. we pretty much invented those outright via the "genetic engineering" of controlled breeding
>>54624067
God damn it, this pic always make me so horny. Why do the /csg/ gotta use it?
Has anyone bought a Chuwi HI8 recently? I heard there were some issues at least with the early batches in terms of battery calibration and some kind of screen glitch. Have these been resolved?
>>54629064
now Ive seen some shoops in my time. you can tell by the pixels
So if I buy a chink laptop, I'm gonna get cancer right? like what's the catch here
>>54629142
the catch is if you brick it or if breaks your fucked. Messing with the OS installs is very risky.
Posted from my Chuwi Hibook
>>54624408
Ruizu x02 + 64GB Shark
>>54628917
>using the smiley with a carat nose
>>54629170
Okay well im new to this whole "technology" thing and i just wanna give it ubuntu, I guess we'll see what happens
>>54624309
I got the 10mm luminous tape. It has a exponential decay so in pitch black works all night but not very bright, only bright for seconds after charging (by illuminating)
That lazer tho fuck
>>54629170
>if you brick it
He's not flashing the motherboard.
How do you expect to brick a laptop by installing an os?
>>54628799
Mehmet
Anyone have a Huawei honor 5x? There's a deal on ebay right now and I was thinking of picking one up. Is it sturdy? Thanks.
>>54629055
This. Corn is an example of a plant that was produced through thousands of years of selective breeding. It requires humans to plant it, since it can't spread its seeds by itself.
So how long before I start to panic whether an item will arrive or not?
I'm on the second going for third week now and the package has not arrived yet.Starting to get worried about this one, meanwhile I got one a week and half after purchase. ...
>>54629521
Wait one more week
>>54629521
You can definitely wait more than a month before going into panic mode.
I generally receive all my packages within two weeks but just recently I got one that took a full month to arrive.
Is $100US the cheapest there is for the Oukitel K4000 pro? Anything better?
>>54629521
A month is normal for epacket to the East Coast of US, not sure where you're from. The reason this shit is so cheap is because there's no middle man, so we have to wait longer. If you are in a rush then you should just buy it from scamazon. While you're waiting on this package, place more orders so you'll have a constant stream of chink goods.
Is it safe to give a home address to these people?
>>54629775
All of us are still alive.
>>54629775
How else do you think anything will get delivered without it?
>>54629712
Maybe a Vernee Thor
>>54629791
not me, i was raided by a team of kung fu chinks that killed me.
All just for ordering explosive batteries.
>>54629775
They're on the other side of the world, and they don't know you. It's not like they'll get pleasure from sending you anthrax in the mail or something, and selling your info is not really an option for them, since most of it is useless in China.
OP here, have to leave for work in 5 minutes so I won't be able to make the next thread. Sorry about that.
>>54629862
were are you getting these miui images?
I want a folder of them.
>>54629775
>not using a PO box
>>54629897
>using a po box
>>54629993
>buying chink shit
>>54630004
>existing
>>54630004
>lurking /csg/ without buying chink shit
>>54630017
>not knowing I am Jack Ma, CEO of Alibaba
>>54629192
Overpriced And shitty controls ( no volume controls). Should not be shilled.
>>54630070
overpriced at $14?
It's cheaper than a Sansa clip
>>54630082
>she
wtf
>>54630069
What the fuck is wrong with her eyes? She is the CPO at Alibaba.
>>54630098
Years of exposure to cute anime girls destroys your ability to understand 3d faces.
>>54630110
ohhh i see, thought you meant jack
>>54624408
+Decent quality sound
+ Good build, metal body, sturdy clip
+sd card
+ costs $1-2
- short battery life
-mini usb
+if you mod the battery or charge it somehow it will last forever
>>54630154
KEK are those those headphones on fire?
>>54630154
what is - with mini usb?
A Shark 64gb is $16 CAD, I see other cards for 10-14 is it worth the extra?
Using for an ASUS VivoTab 8 2gb ver.
>>54630166
They're lit.
>>54630168
It's not the standard, it's much more practical if it uses microusb like your phone.
>>54630154
You could probably strap a 18650 battery to it via usb.
>>54630196
If you're price sensitive, you should just get a name brand off Amazon. Sharks are a meme that shouldn't be used for critical data.
>>54630203
but you get the cable in the package though, right? i just see it as a slight inconvenience, although my mp3-player uses it as well. seems to be quite common to be honest
>>54630225
They used to be standard before microUSB. Manufacturers switched to microUSB between 2011-2013. The mini USB ports are used in cheap tech because they cost less.
>>54629534
>>54629602
>>54629721
Thanks
Just been worried about packages since an item was "lost" due to FedEx "mishandling" of packages. I'll give it two weeks and I'm in the west coast which I'm sure gets things quicker than the east(?)
>>54630274
well, that reverse image search backfired (fired, lol).
what is the exact model called or have i missed it?
>>54630290
What shipping company is this package with?
There's no way to reasonably estimate a delivery time unless you use DHL. The other shipping companies will send them through whichever route is cheapest for them, regardless of the length of time.
>>54630306
I dont think there's a model number and I cant guarantee this is the same as mine http://www.ebay.com/itm/Black-Metal-Mini-USB-Clip-MP3-Player-Support-32GB-Micro-SD-TF-Card-Music-Media-/391429391640?hash=item5b23028518:g:AdYAAOSwsN9XB5bh
>>54630306
Search for 'fire headphone satisfaction'
>>54630322
thanks! will definetely buy as soon as i have $$$ on paypal
so goys kz ate or kz ate "s"? the simple ate has very good reviews on aliexpress.
>>54630351
You'd probably be alot happier with a ruizu x02 for 15 dollars. I get 20 hours of playback consistently it's got a radio antenna and a few other features.
>>54630380
why not get dual driver ate verisions
>>54624067
what flashlight /torch you guys recommend?800 lumens min please
>>54630380
S has "memory wire" and "sounds better"
>>54630070
>overpriced
are you fucking serious
>no volume controls
yes there are, retard
flash agptek firmware (five minute job) and it stops being a farce to use
do you even own a x02, cause i do and its brilliant
I wonder if the chinks make a knockoff of the Nokia E70 (pic related)
post #1 featurephones
it's been a month (16 april) since my sharks "despatched to overseas"
4/6 of my othe items have arrived last 2 weeks what do
Unisex urinal collector thick plastic chamber pot 1000ml elderly piss pot
http://s.aliexpress.com/NjuMreAv
For those long dota sessions
>>54630683
Its only 1L though
Hey guys what colour of loch ness monster should I get? I'm leaning toward blue
http://www.gearbest.com/kitchen-dining/pp_247300.html
>>54630712
blue seems good. the lime and pink will make you look like a 3 year old faggot.
Where do you buy cellphone batteries?
The prices raised 60 percent locally in comparison to a year ago, it's literally breaking my balls.
Would any of you recommend anything, besides AliExpress?
>>54630754
Taobao
Hey, just a question:
How long does it usually take gearbest to ship to Australia? Standard shipping BTW.
>>54630316
You know I'm not sure it was purchased through eBay so I'm assuming it's that epacket thing through usps( I'm not sure if that is correct but that's what I think I saw)
>>54630794
Epacket means its going the cheapest route possible. Its probably on the SS Chinkshit in the middle of the Pacific right now.
>>54630683
Fucking Russians unpausing my 2 hour game while I'm pissing.
>>54630786
Thanks lad.
>>54630812
Hopefully so
Thanks for the info
time for new thread
someone make one
>>54630880
No fuck you I made two and nobody cared, then original op came back and made a Maki thread and everyone praised him
I'm done here
You got YOUR snake oil yet? I'm waiting on mine, I hope it's as good as they say.
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Unisex-Snake-Oil-Moisturizer-Snake-Cream-For-Wrinkles-Chinese-Face-Cream-Skin-Care-Free-Shipping/1395389_32502311789.html?sdom=101.342.433.0_32502311789
>>54630907
come on senpai, i'd do it but i'm knackered and cba doing the news
Still no package on my door
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>54630986
calm down and eat some pasta, mario.
>>54630916
Kek
I am really interested....should i also buy this
?
>>54625495
looks like a burn victim
>>54626524
Beta fat macfags
>>54624067
Anon bought 2 Redmi 3 pro from Aliexpress (TopOne), checked their order messages too late and they already flashed both phones with multi language rom, how fucked am I? How to scan for malware when they arrive? Any other advice? DHL-UK is taking care of the delivery, paid 13 pounds for that, 4 days to process and ship. I'll update when they arrive (3-5 days according to them).
>>54624332
>4chan mask
kek'd
Does anyone know if 1 USB-Port ist enough to run a 2,5" HDD?
>>54632034
5200 rpm drives and slower should be okay. 7200 rpm need more juice to drive tgem.
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