R.I.P. o.g. O.P. edition
Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General
• Chink Shit Gen PSA - Your order will (hopefully) arrive in your country in a minimum shipping time of two weeks but always expect at least four or more weeks due to customs etc, we (unfortunately) can't make your package get to you faster or process a shipment quicker.
Always contact the seller or create a ticket with support to find out what's up.
CHINK NEWS
ATTENTION TO THIS!!!
• Anon warns about hidden Taobao shipping costs >>54603754 with updates >>54612239 >>54612246
• Anon pays 8$ for 3-7 days shipping, gearbest ignores him >>54612663
• Anon finally gets his package in Russia >>54612898
• More news and guides about the zsun wifi thingy >>54613367 >>54615640 >>54616458
• Anon gets his fagbag, turns out it's fairly small >>54613747
• Anon reviews a VERY SHARP! CAUTION! zirconium knife from ali. It cuts zucchini very well >>54615283
>>54615419
• Anon is one step closer to being a little girl >>54615516 >>54614268
• Anon is pretty autistic with his chink package tracking spreadsheet >>54616172
Previous thread: >>54612064
What's the best chink smartwatch?
>>54616790
none.
>>54613367
>>54615640
>>54616458
when did you buy your zsun?
>>54616717
Ah well, I'll just install the google play store and use it as is until I get the bootloader unlocked. Doesn't seem like it's going to be much of problem, save for some stuff that's in chinese.
buttplug anon post more webms reeeeeeeeee
>>54616841
here
http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_246127.html
lowest price on the internet
>>54616880
I'll get it from there, thanks
was asking sice when you got your zsun
>>54616880
>>54616859
>deleted first post because of a typo
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>54616880
Didn't get any answer previously so I'll try again:
Just felt for the chink mic meme etc...
Can someone with the same setup tell me if I should expect delay/latency with it? I want to use it to record live in a DAW software (Ableton Live, Reaper, ...).
>>54616383
>>54616795
Spreadsheetanon here.
I wish I had the time to make illustrated reviews for each and every item I get. Thanks to my shitty wageslave life I barely still have anytime for myself to relax and shitpost on 4chins.
Nonetheless I try my best and share my personal experience with chinky gadget and other trinkets. I'll review the rt-n56u I bought from ali for less than half of the regular price once I'll get back home from work.
How long does it take to get your package after sky56 says it arrived in your country? Its almost 2 weeks since mine said it was transfered to US customs
>>54617018
Take your time senpai, we are always for reviews and interesting stuff
Would you mind uploading your sheets? Many anons here would appreciate it
>>54617018
>I'll review the rt-n56u
why
it's an anus router, there are a million reviews of that already
review some of your more wacky and esoteric chink shit please
>>54617041
I'll let you know
ITALY, Arrived --18-May-2016 12:39 PM
ITALY, the transfer of customs-- 18-May-2016 04:19 PM
>>54617109
Hey Italianon, how much will it take to arrive in italy? mine shows pic related since may 10th
>>54617041
mine has been in customs since 27th of april here according to sky56. Im probably gonna ask for a refund from gaybest, apperently you get a full GB wallet refund if it dosent arrive in 25 business days.
>>54617008
I don't have this setup but you shouldn't expect any latency
Please tell me I'm not the only one that is going to meme up their cyber-room with these types of bulbs
Just ordered 2 of them like.. yesterday.
http://www.gearbest.com/smart-light-bulb/pp_230349.html?vip=155045
>>54617391
enjoy your multicoloured housefire
I remember that an anon bought a bright flashlight and reviewed it here
Anyone got an extremely bright flashlight?
>>54617225
Shipped on 5
>>54617405
\/---Q&A from GB---\/
>Is there any risk of using this lightbulb for more than 12 hours straight?
>Hello Shahir, Thank you for your inquiry,please rest assured it is safe.Have a nice day.
Joke's on you. ^ proof that it is safe ^
>>54617418
Depends what you mean by extremely. There are crazy ones that use 4 18650 batteries and a cluster of LEDs.
Sorry if this is repetitive but are Gearbest's piston 3s legit ?
http://www.gearbest.com/earphones/pp_169225.html
>>54616762
not sure if this is quite the right thread but i thought id give chink a chance and got an hauwei honor 7 when i updated my contract. Ive had it 1 month and there are 2 small but growing blobs of discolouration on the screen right where the back button appears, eg an all black pic would have too light green blurs there. not fucking happy, should have gotten the LG i went in for but damn was the sales assistant pretty.
>>54617510
Yes. Read the sticky
>>54617510
yes but buy dual hybrids instead. they are better.
piston III is just a meme
>>54617510
Yes.
There's better iems tho
>>54617510
So far there have been no reports of things bought on gearbest being fake.
>>54617541
>wanting muddy mids
>>54617418
i have lots of flashlights.
Brightest unmodded and not custom one should be the thorfire S70 i got from banggood. it is awesome.
>>54617429
What do you mean?
>>54617418
How bright and what budget
The $5 or so ones tend to all be much of a muchness, which is to say they are extremely bright for any sort of normie purposes (even more so when paired up with an 18650 battery) and represent phenomenal value. Just pick the one that has the form-factor/looks which appeals to you most.
If you're after something bright enough for you to shine on the ISS as it passes overhead to dazzle its driver then you probably don't want to get a $5 torch from Ali
>>54617550
Can you recommend better one for similar price? These are 12 moosebucks right now
>>54617418
Buy one of the convoy lights. Check the flashlight wiki to see which LED bin is the brightest.
If you want a sore bright flash light that is super bright (like a spotlight), you could make a huge torch using a 100 watt LED you can buy on aliexpress or eBay.
>>54617510
I have piston 3s but the right bud stopped working after a fortnight and the cable/wire is fucked for no good reason, theres better shit out there anon.
Sound quality was nice though i will admit.
>>54617552
Beamshot S70
http://www.banggood.com/ThorFire-S70-CREE-XHP70-3000LM-26650-6Mode-Tactical-Search-LED-Flashlight-p-1036407.html great for ~55€ and definetly legit 3000Lm and with mod even more.
>>54617553
>What do you mean?
>>54617593
I had piston 3s before and the same thing happened but it was wax covering the air filter, I punched it and the sound was pristine again. Maybe there's your problem or maybe I have nasty ears.
>>54617391
>Lumen: 350
They'll be fine as long as you're a mole rat or something
>>54613367
Just when I bought Xiaomi amplifier shit I read this
guys, am i supposed to get like a picture of the package when ordering from gearbest?
i have not received one lol
>>54617510
Gearbest is a certified Xiaomi retailer so yeah
>>54617418
SkyRay King
http://www.gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_109911.html
Already plenty bright stock but there are youtube videos of people modding them to over 10,000 LM
waiting one week for gaybest to ship my items...
usually they would ship next day
>>54617632
>lol
There's nothing to laugh about here, Banonymous
>>54617418
https://youtu.be/jaJQ2fo4poU
Another day, another empty mailbox.
There's always tomorrow...
>>54617609
Did yours said what mine says too? When did it change to that?
>>54617632
Gearbest is shit. Don't be surprised if the tracking number takes a week to a month to activate. The only reason anyone uses them is because of the cakebux thing months ago.
Prior to that, everyone avoided them because they take forever to "process" your order. I've heard of over a month processing time. It's suspected that the item is out of stock but they dont want to lose a sale so they'll make you wait for shipping until they re-up, even though you've already paid.
They're getting better, but a week is typical, especially if you have multiple items.
>>54617722
they shipped the stuff, though (at least they said so, in 2 different packages)
>>54617714
Shit never changed, just added new lines.
It's probably a different Chinese courier
This is gaybeast free shipping with no tracking number paid for a pair of kz-ate-s by the way.
Damn, my current phone still uses a large simcard, but the redmi 3 takes a smaller one. Am I going to have to go to the store to get a new simcard?
Also, can I take out that sim card/microsd tray while the phone is on, or do I have to power off each time?
>>54617722
Gaybeast can be cheaper than Aliexpress and you don't have to skim through shady sellers
>>54617744
Uh OK... mine is Italy Express (I got it for free with a bulky order) and I know it's supposed to arrive with Bartolini, but they gave me this chink tracking saying it would only take 7 days from CN to europe
>>54617737
Yeah, they buy the tracking numbers ahead of time. It hasn't shipped until its scanned in by the shipping company. Gearbest will slap the label on an empty box and take a picture so that you won't complain about the long processing time.
>>54617774
If you use goodboy points, sometimes it is cheaper. I like the random vendors on aliexpress, it feels like I'm connecting with the real stinky chinky population instead of a large company.
>>54617755
You don't have to power off and going from bigger SIM card to smaller one is pretty simple, you just need to cut it smaller.
There's special cutters that you can buy or get help with at any store that sells phones.
Could probably also do it with scissors if you wanna risk it.
>>54617812
ok, but i have not received this alleged picture
Just ordered these. I should probably kill myself for ordering the Emoji pillow.
>>54617755
You can buy a sim card cutter, or get a new sim. You could cut it yourself with a pair of scissors if you gave steady hands.
Why can't I buy a fucking lighter no matter which one on Ali ? I live in Belgium and we don't have any "get happier, surrender your lighter" bins in the streets.
>>54617842
Then your stuff hasn't shipped. Sometimes they won't even bother with a pic. I got an out of focus picture of the corner of a box for my picture.
>>54617843
Unless the Chinese all wear gundam suits or something that does not look like a genuine third hand to me
>>54617854
Just because you can buy one locally it doesn't mean you can import one.
>>54617804
> 7 days
Well as you can see mine took 12 days after export so I wouldn't worry yet
>>54617843
>toe socks
Yeah, you probably should.
>>54617722
>It's suspected that the item is out of stock but they dont want to lose a sale so they'll make you wait for shipping until they re-up, even though you've already paid.
Can confirm it by me, bought a xiaomi powerbank that said it was "in stock, shipping 2 days later". It didnt ship with my other order, powerbank had a seperate shipment.
I asked why it didnt get shipped with the rest of my order and the anwer was. "we get it in soon, its a hot product, please understand".
PLEASE UNDERSTAND
(this has to be some asian mentality)
>>54617876
How bad can they fuck up a simple soldering holder thingy?
>>54617891
O-Okay
>>54617239
l was wonderung, Could they tell if you recieved it from your end? Maybe its possible to lie about future orders to get free monopoly money
>>54617830
>>54617849
Hmm, I'd kinda like to try my hand at doing it myself, since I don't have time to go to the store tomorrow, so I'd get it on friday at the earliest. How much chance do I have to completely fuck up my simcard?
>>54617910
The only way to screw it up is by damaging the chip.
>>54617887
I can't find shit on google about some kind of regulation about that
>buy chinamemes from massdrop
>purchase on apr 20
>ships from china to the US on may 1st
>ships from the US to fucking Germany on may 5th
>ships from Germany to my country on may 15th
>EDA may 25th
>>54617073
it's a bretty good dual band router with gigabit ports, but what makes it better than the others is the padavan cfm.
I was skeptical when buying a non-chinese branded router from an ali store (marked used on the top of that) at less than half of the price with no guarantee or whatsoever. I wanted to review it as deal on ali not yet another generic product review, because I think it's a steal for anyone in need of a decent router at that price range, and because the Xiaomi routers aren't that great.
>>54617060
Will do later this evening.
Does Aliexpress know that with the certificates and will fix it soon? Or should i text them? I will not buy there if the connection is not safe. But i want to.
>>54618276
Everything is OK. Where are you from?
/csg approved laptop cooling pads ?
>>54617507
I'll look into that
>>54617552
wow, nice
any pics of the thorfire S70?
>>54617571
Budget is about 50€
I guess I just want one to play around with it
>>54617589
but isn't it very probable to get a fake one?
>>54618468
laptop pads don't work. They are a fad, snake-oil, or in today's lexicon: a meme
>>54617909
Senpais pls notice me
>>54618468
Don't keep your laptop on a fucking cushion or on the fucking bed. Keep it on a table like it's supposed to be.
I just saved you a dollar over there, m80.
Total of 9 Kinds of Taste 45 PCS Different Chinese Puerh Tea Puer Ripe Tea Pu-erh Cake Healthy
http://s.aliexpress.com/vAfeYNzy
(from AliExpress Android)
should i buy this?
>>54616880
Are zsun ap's the new csg meme?
>>54618595
>>54618539
well, my memedock for my memepad is obstructing the airflow a little :(
oh, just rememberd, can't use a cooling pad with a dock :D
Just made this using my Somake 7.1, been restoring and recording some old 78s from a huge collection.
Today I flattened, cleaned and transcoded this A side of "Earth Angel" by The Crew Cuts on the Mercury label.
Recorded using the Somake, could someone please grab it and see what they think?
http://www9.zippyshare.com/v/hzRBZFVe/file.html
Before you shit yourself about low quality, keep in mind that this specific record is over sixty years old and was found in a mouldy box, horrifically warped. I've done my best but goddamn I'm not a miracle worker!
Quite frankly, for the cost, I think the somake 7.1 is a little workhorse.
>>54618638
don't believe the chinks when they say something's healthy. it most definitely isn't
>>54618511
>Budget is about 50€
>I guess I just want one to play around with it
Fair enough, I bought a cheap $5 one for when stumbling back from country pubs at night, and was sufficiently impressed that I've bought several more to give to family members for the same purpose and one which lives under my motorcycle seat for emergencies.
However, in terms of ability to play around with they are limited to making dark things temporarily bright which isn't especially entertaining; I imagine you'd be able to do some interesting shit with one of the $50 overcompensating ones
>>54618638
>>54618774
>he doesn't think stabbing himself with needles and then lighting incense on them will cure his bowel cancer
hey guys, i just thought of something, may be the wrong place to ask, but,
does anyone in here know where to get a cheap chinese airsoft pistol at the best price?
i will use it as a sidearm for games
can anyone recommend a cheap USB stick?
>>54618926
lol u fuckin' burger, the police in your police state are going to kill you if they see your sidearm at night
>>54618847
Many Indians often ask if drinking poo can lose weight
Does TaoBao deliver in EU ? Anyone has a succes story with that ?
>>54619005
burger? no, i am swedish man.
i mean games as in airsoft games, yes i do that kind of stuff. also, police officers in sweden rarely shoot at anything, approximately 20 times a year (source: polisen.se)
What's the deal with flashlight?
I understand that they're necessary, but what's the deal with people modding them and owning several of them? What are you guys doing so often, that it warrants more than just buying a decent flashlight and that's it?
>>54619128
>swedish
>man
Pick one Muhhamed.
>>54619128
>Sweden
Do you have time to be posting on 4chan? Surely you have a whole queue of bulls to prep?
>>54619063
Someone said they don't but I didn't give a fuck and ordered a mouse anyway.
Said next day that it's shipped so I guess time will tell if it'll actually work.
>>54617008
you'll probably need an external phantom power adapter if you haven't got one already or the sound will be really (really) quiet. I'm getting one off ebay, not found one with enough power on alibaba
>>54619170
i meant "i am swedish, man"
>>54619176
surprisingly enough, no
>>54619128
calm down abdo. study and become an engineer. giving your life away for religion is as stupid as the cuntry you came from. adjust to the swede culture, man. no need to join ISIS or blow up an airport
I installed the play store on my redmi 3, but it refuses to open. It just opens to a white screen which immediatly closes again. Can I fix this or am I out of luck until I unlock the bootloader and get a global rom?
>>54618511
S70 on the right compared to some smaller flashlights (Ultrafire C12, Thrunite Tn12, T20s and Ti3)
>>54619244
Who the fuck started this meme that you NEED phantom power for the BM-700/800/8000?
Almost any soundcard will be capable of driving these electret condensers and as already extensively covered, for months since these threads started, the Somake 7.1 does the job fine for anything other than studio work.
>Nu-uh i'm a smartman and I say it won't work
get fucked
>>54619293
And the Cree xhp 70 nicely centered
>>54618926
>>54619128
rsov, ehobbyasia eller gunfire.pl (tar beprövat paypal)
Ask /asp/ for more info.
Ali doesn't sell airshit. DX sells some bottom of the barrel shit at comparatively high prices.
>>54619158
There are enthusiasts of everything.
Some people like cars and have several sports cars. You only need a basic one.
Some people like watches and have several very expensive ones. You only need a cheap one.
Some people build color coded computers with as much money put into cosmetics as into parts. They use them to watch anime and post on 4chan.
There is more to life than just needs. Some people enjoy things.
>>54619201
Alright thanks. Wanna make a purchase but it's expensive and it's alcohol so I'm still debating. Besides I'm still struggling with setting up my account, can't translate the shipping address page through chrome
>>54619320
>i can hear myself slightly if i put gain to 50% so it's working just fine!
>>54619293
it's huge, damn
Nice collection you have there anon
>>54617843
>infrared thermometer
I'm tempted, and I can see some purpose.
Should I ?
>>54619293
>>54619324
^add to news, OP >>54616762
Anyone has any experience with chink amps?
These almost look too good for their price, I'm a bit skeptical
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-DP1-2-1-506-2-50W-100W-Subwoofer-Large-Power-Pure-HIFI-Aduio-Digital-Amplifier/32620782308.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.232.qdWVG4&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_3_10017_10021_507_10022_10020_10009_10008_10018_10019_101,searchweb201603_9&btsid=a79f29fd-68d9-4244-a53e-d06591b0ce14
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/F98-2016-newest-Free-Shipping-TPA3116-Finished-2-1-High-Power-2-50W-100W-Class-D/32605404297.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.352.qdWVG4&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_3_10017_10021_507_10022_10020_10009_10008_10018_10019_101,searchweb201603_9&btsid=a79f29fd-68d9-4244-a53e-d06591b0ce14
>>54619271
>engineer
i am working on it
>religion
non-practicing christian
>adjust
whole family tree is from sweden
>blowing shit up
listen, i will use it for games, not to shoot at people in the hood
>>54619336
tack, broder
>>54619390
Look for the TaoBao buying guide in the wiki. I went off that and managed pretty good.
>>54617585
https://audiobudget.com/product.php?brand=ROCK&id=Zircon
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/100-Original-Rock-Earphone-Nano-Zircon-Stereo-Earphone-Headset-3-5mm-In-Ear-Headset-Earbuds-For/32497600045.html
>$10.59 USD
>>54619487
that's what I'm following, but it's still a half mess imo. Getting there though
>>54619407
>>54619293
And for comparison next to the classic maglite 3D and a 100W diy Light made from a bunch of chinastuff.
And the 26650 mnke cells for the thorfire.
>>54617418
what cheap 5$ flashlight is the brightest?
>>54619627
5$ is a bit low. Maybe the Warsun XP-E and similiar stuff. But for 10-15$ you can already have an ***fire (different "brands") C8 which is really bright an pretty well built
>>54616070
you didn't provide link, anon
>>54619487
DId you have to do anythng with Alipay ? Cause I didn't and it's still letting me put my shipping address.
>>54619735
>***fire (different "brands") C8
why the censoring, mind sharing a link?
>>54619765
not censoring. There are well known brands like Ultrafire, Trustfire. The Ultrafire hwa-wys are legit.
But there are some cheaper ones like that if you want it cheap: http://www.banggood.com/MECO-C8-XM-L2-2000LM-5-Modes-LED-Flashlight-1x18650-p-982569.html
>>54619746
http://alixblog.com/en/ray-ban-aliexpress/
>>54619762
Nope, guide said you had to mess around with Alipay but I didn't use it either after finding out I can already insert my address and pay with any CC.
>>54619836
great, thanks!
>>54616070
Holy shit what?
>>54619824
>>54619627
Oh well. and i forgot you can also find the convoy s2 cheap, which is great.
And for 15$ the Warsun x65. I found banggood to be a pretty good source for stuff like that.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-2016-Hot-New-Fashionable-GOLD-and-black/32667249827.html?s=p&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_4_10038_10037_507_10032_10020_10017_10021_10022_10009_10008_10018_101_10019,searchweb201603_1&btsid=0ff6fc79-dfe4-40d9-bffe-b9b4453ef9ac
>>54619855
Alright thanks for your help dude
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>54619390
>alcohol
It will get stopped and seized by customs if you're importing to the EU. At best they will demand that you pay an eye-wateringly Jewish level of excise duty and "handling fee". At worst they will tell you to go fuck yourself and "destroy" it for not having a CE approved logo on the bottle or something.
>>54616852
>tfw i instantly recognised him
didn't know he browsed csg but i guess it makes sense
>>54619939
>no UV protection
enjoy your eye cancer.
>>54620104
>>no UV protection
>implying
google it you fucking nigger, even dollar store sunglasses have UV protection, it doesn't cost them shit to include it.
The only reason why sunglasses like raybans are overprices is because of luxottica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDdq2rIqAlM
>>54619939
>Sold by:
>35 ratings
>0 orders
looks 150% legit
Just ordered 5 CR2016 3V batteries, CREE Q5 powered BL8455 flashlight, 7 samshit 18650 cells, G1WH-T car dashcam and a 32GB adata mSD card.
Praise cheap chinese shit.
>>54620039
Yeah that's what I was scared for. That and shipping costs. Probably gonna drop that idea, thanks for input.
Do I really need a local agent to buy from taobao like the wiki says? Is there any way to tell if they ship outside of china from the listing?
>>54620041
w-who is it anon
>>54620420
you need an agent. dotdotbuy is the cheapest.
GOOGLE DID IT.
ABSOLUTE M A D M A N.
>>54617625
>>54617893
>this has to be some asian mentality
Haven't you ever heard "It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission."
>>54620007
ctfo
>>54620664
mental
>>54619884
Flashlight-anon, can I buy a good led chip and just solder it into my cheap 5 dollar 18650 light? I like the form factor of my current light and it has the zoomable lense, I just wish it was brighter.
>>54620646
boipucci on tumblr
CSG link me a drone that is/has:
>smal
>good
>atleast a 720p camera
>controller with an attachment to put smartphone on to display the cameras footage
>camera quality not garbage and 60FPS
Anyone know how to solve the black screen issue with the Xiaomi Redmi Note 2? Only happens when I leave my phone alone, then works again when I take the battery out.
>>54620960
http://en.miui.com/thread-151498-1-1.html
http://en.miui.com/thread-165026-1-1.html
http://en.miui.com/thread-165033-1-1.html
>>54619462
Chalmers? KTH?
>>54618455
Germany
>>54621013
as i said, i am working on it :^)
>>54621013
>tfw basårscuck på kth
snart över
Anything good to order for under $10? I got a giftcard that I may as well waste on chink shit.
>$29 total
2016-05-18 02:25:56Departed FedEx location----FEDEX SMARTPOST SACRAMENTO, CA
2016-05-17 22:11:34Arrived at FedEx location----FEDEX SMARTPOST SACRAMENTO, CA
2016-05-17 16:13:32In transit----TRUCKEE, CA
2016-05-17 04:59:47In transit----SALT LAKE CITY, UT
2016-05-16 00:39:50In transit----NORTH SALT LAKE, UT
2016-05-15 10:18:17In transit----LYMAN, WY
2016-05-14 22:07:00In transit----VONA, CO
2016-05-13 20:19:22Departed FedEx location----FEDEX SMARTPOST INDIANAPOLIS, IN
2016-05-13 15:54:38Arrived at FedEx location----FEDEX SMARTPOST INDIANAPOLIS, IN
2016-05-05 12:11:00transit to the consignee or agent----Cincinnati
2016-05-04 22:24:00Departed from Hongkong airport----Hongkong
2016-05-04 21:38:00Arrived at Hongkong airport----Hongkong
2016-05-04 15:32:00Arrived at Cincinnati airport----Cincinnati
2016-05-04 15:32:00arrived at destination and the consignee or agent has been informed----Cincinnati
2016-04-30 15:00:00Arrived at Sort Facility HONG KONG----HONGKONG - HONGKONG
2016-04-29 23:25:20Departed Facility in SHENZHEN----SHENZHEN - CHINA
2016-04-29 23:25:20Departed Facility in SHENZHEN----SHENZHEN - CHINA
2016-04-29 20:28:52Arrived at Sort Facility in SHENZHEN----SHENZHEN - CHINA
2016-04-29 20:28:52Arrived at Sort Facility in SHENZHEN----SHENZHEN - CHINA
>>54621008
>>54620960
None of those symptoms are similar to mine. Trust me, I've looked on Google, plenty of people have had similar issues but still haven't fixed:
https://xiaomi.eu/community/threads/redmi-note-2-black-screen.28354/
Some guy said he thinks he fixed it by going with the developer ROM but I'm not going to do that based off of what one person said.
Running shipped ROM, up to date. Started to happen a few weeks ago. Seems to be related to the cache. If I clean my app cache with Ccleaner, it stops it for a day or so (uuusually.)
>>54621121
8 or 16gb shark, xiaomi starter pistons, mikey, 7d mangoes
>>54621157
>Running shipped ROM, up to date.
Well there's you problem. why are you running the malware version?
COME OOOOOOOONNNN
>>54621157
>Not flashing eu or us rom
>>54621180
Again, as I said, this has happened the last few weeks. I've had this phone since February.
What's the best ROM then? Not looking forward to having to move all my shit back and forth.
Literally just bought this
>>54621206
dat fake pusheen thou...
>>54621213
Phone worked out of the box in English so I figured there wasn't really need -- don't fix what isn't broken. ofc it's semi broken now
>>54621222
I "made" one of those when I was 9. Same shape case and everything.
>>54621222
That's a lot of games in one
>>54621222
i hope you are not serious...
>>54621238
Are you Asian? Must be.
>>54621215
Global ROM if you like MiUi.
AOSP if don't.
Backup your data and do it, you are running a spyware'd version.
>>54621222
That's the exact same machine that's been on sale for $1 for the last fifteen years in any corner shop.
>>54621238
probably the same one I bought, xinlao
>>54621250
Mk. I'll look into it, thanks.
Any evidence to back that up or no? Got it from Gearbest
>>54621249
No, European. It was a school project.
>>54621163
>shark card
already have a 32gb dont need a new one
>xiaomi starter pistons
already have Xiaomi Piston 3s
>mikey
what now?
>mangoes
i dont want butt cancer
>>54620923
No such thing for what you're asking it to do.
>>54621272
Read old /csg/ if you like, literally all the shipped versions, including the ones from gearbest was running fake ROM's.
Get an unlock code and do this:
http://en.miui.com/download-274.html
Please do not use "wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General" In the OP. Could you consider using "https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General" instead?
>>54621309
what? i got a real ROM in a sealed package from ali, what cuckshop are you buying from?
>>54621222
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>>54621330
Show us you MiUi version, let's see what it is.
For the anons interested, I'm wrapping up the info about the zsun wifi card reader that runs OpenWrt, an essential gadget for every /csg/ connoisseur:
> Where to buy
http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_246127.html (Black color has the lowest price, and it goes frequently on flash sale for $7.99)
> How to flash OpenWrt (15.05) without hardware mods
https://www.nu42.com/2016/01/zsun-wifi-card-reader-openwrt.html (Almost foolproof, but you can still fuck up and brick the device if you are retarded)
> Cool OpenWrt recipes confirmed working for this device (wifi repeater, extroot on the sd card, gpio for the WAS7227Q usb switch)
https://forum.piratebox.cc/read.php?22,16780
> Possible use cases
- Shove it in your butt and brag on /csg/.
- Use it as a wifi repeater (not a really good idea since its range is quite poor due to the lack of an actual antenna).
- Add a shark card, install transmission and torrent animu.
- Use it as an BNC, piratebox, webserver, TOR gateway, whatver. 64MB of ram are actually enough for a lot of stuff.
> Cons
- Gets hot quickly.
- Complete lack of physical controls. If the network configuration fails, you need to reset it by inserting/removing the sd card while it boots (5-6 seconds after you power it on, while the led is flasing rapidly).
- I got bored playing with it after some hours.
Why do so many people buy flashlights?
inb4 /flg/
>>54621330
what seller mate??
>>54621411
I got one from Gearbests 10 cent flash sale.
Pretty good.
http://www.banggood.com/1Pair-Women-Socks-Warm-Cotton-Owl-Pattern-Cartoon-Cute-Hosiery-p-973257.html
I kinda want these but how trustworthy is
>Detail In Size:USA 6-9/UK 3.5-7/EUR 36-71
when buying socks I don't think I've ever seen a size interval of more than +/- 10%
Hello /csg/, Europoor reporting in
I'm looking for a new phone and I want to go the chink way. I have a Z2 at the moment but it is giving it's last breath.
I got a budget of 300-400 euro shekelz. I'm looking at the Redmi Note 3 and the Elephone P9000 Edge and the One plus 3. Wtf should I order?
>>54621355
Also here I am cross-compiling & running a fizzbuzz program on it.
>>54621454
>+/- 10%
you what?
In the UK socks are sizes 3-7, and 8-11.
![5816797794d9fb3341308f6ad7b1331a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Y5JRzut.jpg "5816797794d9fb3341308f6ad7b1331a[1].jpg")
>>54621454
>EU 71
>>54621467
Note 3 is amazing value for the price, but with a budget of 300-400e I would recommend looking for phones fitting your price bracket better.
>>54621467
RN3P by far.
>>54621467
xiaomi is the most legit and gets updates. but you have to flash the global rom.
>>54621481
>EUR 36-71
>>54621419
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>>54621347
i checked and it was genuine factory new chinese ROM. obviously i immediately flashed global.
>>54621430
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/a/32597684693.html
will gladly shill for them, i asked for factory condition.
delivered by DHL and they avoid VAT by going through london which saves like 20$
>>54621467
see link, tax free for EU, best option i could find when i bought mine
>>54621411
I actually needeed one. Buying from china meant I could get a good quality one for a price that wasn't prohibitive.
>>54621479
Possible to get a compiler on the system itself? Don't want to have to fuck about with making a script to upload it everytime (guess I could use priv8 auth to avoid having to type a pw in).
Still, compiler on a 64mb system is definitely possible.
>>54620923
Buy a cheap drone and put Yi Action Cam on it
>>54621142
Link
>>54621552
Yes, you will just need to configure extroot. It only has 16 mb of flash.
>>54621287
>>54621121
Rock Zircon earbuds, or another cheap pair of KZ earbuds to try
Bluetooth earbuds
Sunglasses
Vape starter kit
USB controllers for SNES, N64, etc emulation
USB 3.0 flash drive
Oolong Tea, other teas
Any kind of cable you need for anything
Wireless or Wired Mice
Calpers so you can see how much of a fatass you are
Yoga mats and resistance bands if you already know you're fat
Knives
>>54621633
how dank are meme vape sets from china? anyone tried and are they good?
>>54621633
>not pistons 3
>>54616762
What was the name of the meme ssd on geekbuying?
REEEEEEEE NOOOOO
rip Xiaomi, they just as Huawei are gonna probably increase their prices and become chink shit instead of cheap chink shit.
fuck man I only want Xiaomi to cater for the pajeets so I can get my cheap xiaomi shit in english.
>>54621598
the coupon is expired but apparently this is a rebrand of the same thing for $28:
coupon code: AHAJOITH
Product link: http://www.geekbuying.com/item/Virtoba-VR-Box-3D-VR-Google-Glasses-VR-Virtual-Reality-3D-Movie-Video-Game-Glass-for-4-6-Inch-Smartphone-362987.html
>>54617008
it's good mic, but don't expect too much.
>>54621752
on the other hand this means a nice rom without chink shit for the mi boxes are coming.
>>54621752
They already went full shill with price for new mi5 phone
>>54621694
he says he already has pistons
>>54621689
I have one on the way so I can't speak personally about it
the quick and dirty guy did a video for one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tcnHLnOgPg
Thoughts on the Teclast Tbook 10 2 in 1 Tablet PC or Teclast Tbook 11 2 in 1 Ultrabook Tablet PC?
I'd probably also get the keyboard.
>>54621895
i have two of the same ones he reviewed coming soon (hopefully)
i also ordered like 5 different flavors of e-juice from gearbest.
was that a bad decision?
>>54621493
>>54621495
>>54621499
>>54621518
Thanks for the input and the link. I think I will buy it.
>>54621752
just buy the Mi Box and Mi Controller now if you want them, they'll go up in price soon
I wouldn't be surprised if Xiaomi tries to just take out the listings for them on Aliexpress like they did for their phones recently.
>>54621948
talked my gf's dad into getting a cube i3 from aliexpress when it was on offer, hes happy with it as a casual user but I couldnt use it, it has weird resolution problems with windows 10 and tablet mode turning alert boxes low res and blurry
>>54622039
Can't seem to find this one... Am I retarded?
I hope I dont get cancer, this thing works well but was 50¢ on ali and smells awful
So my order "despatched(sic) to overseas" 3 weeks ago via SingPost.
How does slow freight shipping work?
How long does it take that thing to cross the ocean?
Does it go to Europe first, or is there a boat for America?
Does it stop at a port in the US and another in Canada?
>>54622030
Make sure you get the Pro version and not the MTK version.
>>54622089
>singpost
>>54622083
It is covered with some kind of filthy grease it seems. Did you put it in your ass already ?
>>54622144
Pls no
>>54622083
Enjoy your 50 cent cancer anon!
>>54621752
>Falling for Android TV botnet
Has anyone bought any android tv boxes for kodi?
>>54622079
no fuck its the cube i9 sorry
>>54621971
Dirty reviews guy here. No its not too bad of a choice but another anon suggested an AIO Joyetech one as an upgrade, cost me like 12 USD which is reasonable. Currently its in shipping and I will do a full review of it. As for the flavors, I'm not sure how harmful the Chinese ones are but I tend to mix my own liquids. I Purchased some Glycerine from the local chemist and I proceeded to mix it with premade liquids and flavors, it does the job and feels good. The Chinese ones tend to be 50/50 Propylene Glycol/Glycerine , Propylene Glycol tends to cause eye irritation and gives that "cigarette like" burning sensation in the throat which I dislike since I'm used to Narghila or Shisha's as others know them, they are much softer with close to no burning sensation. Therefore I suggest you buy some Glycerine (100% or Above 80% mixed with pure water) and dilute the E-liquids both to stay healthier and to have more liquid for the money. Anyway I hope I could be of help! I will upload a tonne of videos soon so stay tuned /csg/.
Source:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Propylene_glycol#Safety_in_humans
Informative Video by bigclive the hero of Chink products:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTI0CuPvOB0
Current State of the channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg
(Added links to the homepage to both the wiki and the pastebin along with Chinese sites.)
Have a good one!
>>54622195
Yes, a Mini M8S but the stinker chinkers just now shipped it off so I won't be able to report on it for probably another month via ePacket
>>54622089
My tablet took 10 days to show up in Europe with singpost
>>54622094
I did, the deed is done. Will be shilling in two weeks.
>>54622195
>Has anyone bought any android tv boxes for kodi?
Nvidia shield TV.
Android Tv is shut until you sideload apps, but kodi runs great, 4k, 3d, 24fps and all that jazz
anyone know any somewhat decent projectors for watching movies, or going camping?
not expecting anything amazing price I'm lookin for is around $300
>>54621355
you are doing gods work anon
do you know how much mA it uses?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/331858386004
>2016
>not owning a $18.99 netbook
enjoy your raspberry pi memes fuccbois
>>54622416
Looks 100% legit
>>54622416
Someone please buy one of these
>>54622416
> 16 sold
> 19 watching
BRB scamming fools
Lvpin LP-838 review
"200 W" 2.1 amplifier for $12.
https://youtu.be/Fqr7ayuPpTk
Here's my ghetto diy chink shit bluetooth speaker. Going to make an enclosure for it and shorten some wires.
what are all the options lads
>>54621355
Can I plug this shit directly to an outlet or do I have to use a battery bank?, also can I use this to stream my animu in my home network?
>>54622491
or, what is a good AA flashlight, because those are way more common
>>54618683
I think so. It's an interesting tech demo and a potentially fun toy for a while, but ultimately useless.
>>54622416
1gb RAM
16gb ROM split between Windows and Android
Probably selling them because they're unusable. It wouldn't be so bad if it was 16GB dedicated to Windows, would be perfect if it had 2GB RAM. That'd cost like $80 though.
If not a scam in that sense, then can be a scam in the other sense too.
>>54617843
Third hands are crap. Get a board vise instead, anon
>>54616880
what is this even
>>54622416
Dirty Reviews guy here, I am buying this shit right now ! It seems like a nice little device especially for some lightweight distro like Lubuntu.
Expect a legendary review lads.
>>54619597
>thorfire S70
so you paid ~$60?
How many W is it?
what a shame that it doesnt use multiple 18650 instead.
>>54622574
Latest dank meme
Get it while it's hot
I'm looking for a 30L - 40L backpack for pissing about in the summer.
Aiming for the military style because it has more pockets and stuff.
What are my options?
>>54620787
You would need a new driver to allow more current if you want it brighter. And take care of the cooling.
>>54622591
I paid 50€ but had a discount coupon and it is rarely more expensive than 60€.
I measured around 45W (a bit over 5A) with the stock driver and two 26650 cells on the highest setting so you will need high current cells. If you bridge some resistors in the driver you can get it up to 10A
>>54622587
just get a trip already
