Meanwhile, in Japan
Damn it Japan, you just have to make everything weird don't you?
>>82605525
What's weird about it?
>>82605621
Read it.
Noob here.
Is Cap able to lift the hammer? Seemed like he was holding himself back for Thor's sake after he realized he might actually do it.
>>82605460
In movies or comics?
>>82605460
Captain America is often shown as worthy of wielding Thor's hammer.
The movie reference seems like he was perhaps worthy but the circumstances weren't right so it did not allow itself to be lifted.
>>82605464
Movie. AoU, that scene.
What was the moral of this movie?
>>82605397
No mather who you are you are awesome.
I actualy liked and enjoyed more the tv series.
>>82605397
Don't be what society and gender roles tell you to be, be what a clandestine government project tells you to be!
>>82605397
>implying everything has a moral
The moral was "You know what? I'm a giant badass who made new friends and saved the world from a psychopath. Life is pretty good.".
>>82605364
>poppy orders heart medicine
>whatsherface fumbles trying to make change
>???
>they fug on the counter
>>82605364
Nothing. They'd have nothing to say to each other nor anything to talk about.
I suppose you could force a story where Poppy tries hiring Clem as a Babysitter and things go awry, but I can't imagine much else without it being too ridiculous, even in the world of Poppy O'Possum.
>>82605463
Clem's a loser, but she's both aware of it and not really glad about it. I could see her at least appreciating having someone like Poppy around in her own universe, and possibly trying to join the party in Poppy's.
So these were supposed to represent pubes, right? Can we get a Wonder Woman: Earth One/general Wondy thread going, guys?
>>82605333
I don't think they were but it's not that far fetched
>>82605333
>So these were supposed to represent pubes, right?
What?
>wanting to talk about Wonder Woman
>on /co/
You're an idiot. Cliches be damned, you seriously need to lurk more. Get out.
>>82605380
We just had two good WW threads these past few days. Good WW threads on here aren't unheard of.
what went wrong /co/
>>82605301
The Butt Witch got stuck in a window, and for reasons unknown, could not free herself.
>>82605301
Greenlight fucking never.
>>82605301
the creator decided to take a job on the new PPG staff
I stopped reading DC at the start of the new 52 and missed most of it
What was it like?
>>82605152
You know that feeling while cleaning your ear with cotton swab when you dig a little to far and hit your eardrum? Yeah, it's something like this.
Simply epic and for the most part, better incarnations of the heroes
>>82605197
Sounds like shit that's enjoyable in a bad way
Which superhero do you think has the best moves?
>>82604887
Captain America. Even if TFA falls apart a little bit near the end, it's the only cape trilogy that's been consistently good
https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk
Right now, you can probably say thatAnt-mandoes.
Do South Park really hate gingers
(a depressed one here)
>>82604657
Are you retarded?
Matt Stone's a daywalker.
>>82604657
not just south park everyone hates you
I'll take broken english for 800
What wentright?
>>82604203
Waifufaggotry.
Not being afraid to cut loose and go crazy in a good way.
The first well made squirrel girl in, I don't fucking remember how long.
Oh, and waifu power.
Squirrel Girl that isn't obnoxious, Hawkeye actually getting shit done,
Teddy getting some focus on his own
Sunspot and Cannonball reuniting and it feeling so good
Songbird betraying everybody
Giant robot fighting Giant Patriotic Lizard
and a bit more.
Not to imply that it does everything right, I have my grievances with it, but it certainly does a good bit well.
Why doesn't Joker just sue The Batman for sexual harassment?
>even if he clarified consent to him, The Joker's criminal insanity absolves him from any accountability to his actions since he's never in a sound state of mind to be making them anyways
>even if he gets cucked by Batman's moralfaggotry again, he could still pretend he was raped and still have a strong case even without evidence
>at worst: he'd irreversibly ruin Batman's reputation as a straight-edged vigilante, and the public would pressure the GCPD into cracking down on him harder (may lead to Gordon losing his job)
>at best: he's wins the case, Batman is somehow arrested and sent to Arkham Asylum for sexual insanity
He couldn't lose.
>>82604081
You can't sue an alter ego
Genius! Joker's best gag yet.
>>82604081
Why is he naked?
>Yfw Iron Fist dethrones Daredevil to become the greatest capeshit show of all time.
.Please, be good.
>Yfw it never happens.
You mean "The Flash"
>No Redhead
Aww, he has such a baby face.
Is Geromy the most tragic character in history of comics?
No, that would be the car
>>82603388
>mfw geromy died of aids
>>82603421
Dave realized there was nothing more toxic in terms of masculinity than Geromy
Will they have Spider-Man teaming up with Ant-Man and Wasp in the MCU at any point?
I certainly hope so.
I work at Marvel and yes they will
>>82603379
>Spiders
>getting along with wasps
http://www.thegekdom.com/home/2016/4/30/a-thesis-on-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice
>Zack Snyder and WB fully knew they are going to alienate some moviegoers and critics by having a subtle narrative disguised as a superhero action movie because there will be some plot elements which might fly over the heads of some people and as a result they might not understand the story in it's entirety (The Martha moment being the best example)
>Secondly, this movie has a post modern (deconstructive) narrative and this kind of narrative is meant to challenge our preconceived notions, beliefs, ideas and way of thinking. So, automatically a post modern movie tends to be controversial by it's nature but they took the risks and this shows their commitment towards the DC property.
In addition to being wrong, it's also badly written.
>>82603378
Subtle as a jar of Lex Luthor's piss.
>>82603378
> everything you didn't like about it was totally intentional and the only problem is you're too dumb to get it
Literally the only line of countercriticism this movie is getting, and an awkwardly circumlocutious instance of it to boot
>>82603378
Who writes post modern as two words in a supposed thesis? What the fuck.
