Bearded laughing Chris Evans needs to be recast as a new character in the MCU.
Who would you cast him as?
U.S. Agent
Hercules
Can we just stop putting memes in games? Period?
What the fuck is this guy's problem?
I can't figure out his intent, is Clarissa supposed to be funny in a sick fuck way or are they just downers?
The fact that he's so jovial about all of it is frankly disturbing.
Black humor, pussy.
>>83020572
There are emotions that are not about feeling good. To avoid them, is to avoid a part of your own life experiences.
>>83020572
i've always just understood that she isnt really molested, but society teaches every minority, woman, and child that they're being oppressed in some way, so she reacts in turn
So who will he kill when the heroes of DC eventually team up to take him down? Who's more disposable?And how the fuck are they even going to take him down?
>>83019275New 52 Superman
>>83019275
Barry Allen or Blally
>>83019275
Woah, woah guys, like, what if Dr Manhattan created the real world that reads the comic books they're in? And Dr Manhattan knows he's a comic book character who's a rip-off of Captain Atom
Were they gay for each other?
>>83018759
Yo.
Probably, but it's up to interpretation.
>>83018759
Shouldn't this be in /a/?
Barry Allen is the Flash. He was struck by lightning and exposed to chemicals that gave him superspeed, he fights crime as the Flash, and he helped the Justice League save the world, but he doesn't want to be in the spotlight and prefers to operate faster than the human eye can perceive him.He intervenes on a high-speed chase between the Central City police and a group of mercenaries armed with military-grade weaponry, who have stolen an experimental electromagnetic battery from S.T.A.R. Labs. He rescues the policemen, takes the criminals into custody and moves the few injured civilians to the hospital.Barry then returns to the police station, where he is berated by Captain Darryl Frye for being late for his report. He meets his surrogate father, gruff veteran Detective Fred Chyre, who tells Barry they have a new case: A dead body has been found at Thawne Laboratories, Central City's biggest technology research institute.Arriving at Thawne Tower, Barry and Chyre are directed to the body of Dr. Edward Clariss, a renowed astrophysicist. Thawne Laboratories' head of security Len Snart rules Clariss' death a suicide, but Barry is suspicious of the circumstances in which Clariss has plummeted from a 10 stories window to his death. Barry is then welcomed by Dr. Eobard Thawne, the young CEO of Thawne Laboratories, who is dying of a rare degenerative disease and confined to a wheelchair. They discuss Dr. Clariss' research on tachyons and the potential achivements that it could yield before they are approached by Iris West, a newspaper reporter and Barry's childhood friend and ex-girlfriend, who wants to interview Thawne about Clariss' death. Snart cuts her off and ushers them both out. Before leaving, Chyre requests the log of all of Clariss' activities leading up to his death.
Barry and Iris catch up and discuss their friendship as children and their brief relationship as teenagers, which ended because Barry couldn't let go of his obsession with proving that his father Henry is innocent of murdering Barry's mother, Nora. Barry later returns home and has a nightmare of the night his mother died, so he instead focuses on work, going through case files and coming up with gadgets to help in his crimefighting. He speeds off to answer to a fire in an apartment complex. Iris is covering the Flash and wants to find out more him, as she believes can be a symbol of hope for the people of Central City and the world in the aftermath of the almost-destruction of the entire planet.Barry goes through the log provided by Snart, but realizes it has been tampered with. He returns to Thawne Laboratories, sneaks inside and attempts to access their files, but they are protected by military-grade encryption. Barry then visits Cyborg at the Red Room, a government-sponsored facility, and asks him to hack into the serves off-grid. They're closr friends by the likes of things.
Cyborg accesses Thawne Laboratories' serves, but all traces of Clariss' research have been wiped out aside from an intercepted e-mail to Jay Garrick, a reclusive scientist and former university professor. Barry learns the e-mail was intercepted by Snart as it contained corporate secrets.
Barry seeks Garrick and questions him about Clariss' research. Garrick reluctantly reveals that he, Clariss, Thawne and several of the other dead scientists were involved in a secret government program to harness the "Speed Force", regarded as the connective tissue of the Universe, but the machine they built, the Treadmill, failed, creating an explosion that leveled the facility. The whole incident was covered up by ARGUS.
Garrick is shot in the neck by a masked assailtant, and the Flash intervenes, but the assassin utilizes cold grenades to slow down Barry enough to escape,
>tfw the movie won't have [SCARY HELICOPTER NOISES]
awful
Hey /co/, I've been practing this trick where I drink 10 beers and let you do whatever you want to me. I'm getting real good at it.
>>83018227
BOY SHE BOUT TO DO IT
>>83018227
People with patrician taste know the best episode is that one about Wooldoor being the new sidekick of Captain Hero and where Toot adopt a baby from Nicaragua.
People with patrician taste know best episodes are always plots about Toot and Wooldoor.
>>83018647
Whatever you say, Patricia.
How will clifford procreate?
>>83018214
Rape. Giant red dog dicked rape.
He doesn't.
>>83018214
Find him a big red bitch.
Name a better adult swim show than harvey birdman
There isn't one.
Moral Orel
12 oz Mouse (I know it's shit, but it's so autistic that I love it)
>>83017943
You have a valid point, except The Venture Bros. exists.
I fucking love both shows but i think Space Ghost is just slightly better than Harvey Birdman.
Watched both shows to fucking death.
Doctor Manhattan vs. a Beyonder, who wins?
Doom
>>83017390
Thats not how beyonder looks like?
Thats...just stupid.
>>83017497
/thread
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/alan-young-dead-mister-ed-816846?utm_source=twitter
we should have a stream of EVERY episode of Ducktales
>>83017301
AT LAST, THE MCDUCK LUCKY DIME IS FINALLY MINE!
>>83017301
Man, I didn't know about this until now.
Let's not forget Hiram Flaversham as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIblvhzRyAo
Rebirth spoilers ahead
So if dc wants this shit with manehatten to represent the effect watchmen had on comics writing why have doctor manehatten do it that just feels like you are blaming Watchmen itself.
Wouldent it make more sense to represent the writers missing the point by having somebody from outside both universes being the one responsible trying to recreate the main universe to be more like the Watchmen universe
>>83017071
I think you're confused about the metaphor they're going for.
The metaphor is "please buy as many comics as possible while inserting your own metaphors, here's a plug for one of our most famous intellectual properties".
>>83017071
>not realizing that Johns hates Zach Snyder
Maybe you should wait until the story is done and also learn to spell
So, it's confirmed that there was a screening test of this yesterday in LA for those who received the invitation during a Civil War screening last week.
Some reactions:
https://twitter.com/DanielRPK/status/733834133974159361
https://twitter.com/DanielRPK/status/734041027124822016
https://twitter.com/DanielRPK/status/733847082134560768
https://twitter.com/DanielRPK/status/733834171441807360
https://twitter.com/GleekMoonwalker/status/733521412149805060
https://twitter.com/DougieLue/status/733561777603022848
https://twitter.com/AllRealLex/status/733673894893092864
Thoughts, /co/? Someone already post spoilers here?
>>83016975
https://twitter.com/nikongmer/status/733515349342048256
https://twitter.com/ArjunFromTO/status/733897580061577217
initial twitter reactions are always positive at first. Look at BvS.
Wow, that's a pretty early screening.
They must be confident.
I just got done watching Civil War a third time. I have a few questions I noticed weren't really answered in the movie (as far as I could tell).
1. How did Black Widow know where Roger's team was going to be? She tells T'Challa that finding Bucky a second time would take years, and that she knew where they were going. I think she mentioned "knowing a guy". So who told Widow that they were at the Halle airport?
2. T'Challa trailing Iron Man in stealth doesn't really make sense. Last we heard from him, he tattled on Widow to Ross. So was he at the raft prison and sent out to follow Tony under Ross' orders? Or was he stalking Tony from the beginning for seemingly no reason?
>>83016275
Don't remember 1, but as for 2: he wanted to find Bucky. To find Bucky, he could find Steve. To find Steve, follow Iron Man.
>>83016275
1. It is likely Zemo passed the information onto Black Widow so as to put the Avengers against each other
2. He wanted to find Bucky, and seeing that he knew Bucky had escaped with Steve, he had to locate Steve first
>>83016275
I assumed Hawkeye was her "guy"
Did anyone besides me genuinely enjoy these despite their problems? What did you like about them?
>>83015823
I enjoyed BvS more than Man of Steel. It moved at a much brisker pace.
>>83015823
The only parts I enjoyed were the Batman scenes. When he wasn't murdering people.
In a world of like eight billion people you were the only person to enjoy both.
God tier /co/ vamps
Count Motherfucking Dracula son.
>>83015216
Dracula bitch-slaps blade.
>>83015393
Forgot to enclose bitch-slapping image.
