Dad! Your hand is jammed in the toaster!Favourite SImpsons joke thread?
>"Hey, this emergency exit is only painted on!"
every fox joke
https://twitter.com/jobjstauffer/status/739552648915886080
>TellTale
Pass.
>QTE cutscenes where your choices effect literally nothing
Whoopie doo. I'd rather another middling Arkham game than this. Or better yet, have Rocksteady go balls-to-the-wall with a Supes or JL game.
>>83527037
Best case scenario, they use the telltale mechanics to explore the detective side of Batman and basically give us a "choose your own" comic
Can someone please explain to me the whole Thor-Donald Blake thing?
I'm not sure what's outdated information, what's incomplete and what isn't.
>>83526670
Nanomachines, er... Magic, son
From what I understand Donald Blake was a fake persona Odin concocted to teach Thor humility.
>>83526785
that's been retconned back and forth multiple times over.
ITT: worst characters on their shows
of the show that is filed with flanderized and inconsistent characters, she is possibly the worst, and her fanbase certainly is disgusting.
Fire Princess
Lumpy Space Princess
Peggy Hill
Most of the human characters on Regular Show
Bloo
![1213-002-family-guy-roasted-guy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R2TIcaE.jpg "1213-002-family-guy-roasted-guy[1]")
Hey everyone, I'm Professor Comedy!
No.
Yes.
>>83526430
Would vinny have been better
"which of you emails Jeff Jacks and tells him his male characters are hot?" edition
>>83526322
I can't find anything attractive in that art style since I was 14.
LEAVE HANNERS ALONE REEEEEEEEEE
I guess Clinton actually is gonna be the main character for a while, since it allows him to bring Claire in for brownie points without needing to use >Marten.
Has it been explained why Brun loses ten IQ points per strip?
>Fox: Hey there little anon! Do you want to see a """"""""X-Men"""""""" movie
>Me: oh golly gee whiz! You mean with my favorites like Cyclops, Jubilee, Storm, and Nightcrawler!
>Fox: Yes, just like that. Except with those characters taking a backseat to Magneto, Prof X, Magneto, Mystique, Jean Grey, Magneto, Apocalypse, and the surprise break-out character Magneto's dead wife and daughter wooo!
>Me: That's not what I want at all.
>Fox: Just for that we deleted 99% of Jubilee's scenes. Including the Fun Mall scene. Fun is not allowed in X-Men.
>Me:Noo...
>Fox: But hey! We got Psylocke and Angel!
>Me: Cool!
>Fox: But they hardly have any lines and no development
>Me:BOOO!
>Fox:But we have a Wolverine cameo by Hugh Jackman.
>Me: I'm tired of Wolverine. And Hugh Jackman isn't even that good as him.
>Fox: Well too fucking bad, he's retiring and we'll gonna milk that cow for all he's worth!
>Me: Will there be some cool action scenes?
>Fox: No, but we do have a bunch of shitty CGI garbage and mindless destruction porn! Nothing gets us harder than watching billions of people die.
>Me: This doesn't sound fun. Have you read the comics?
>Fox: Comic Books are icky and gross and for nerds. I only care about money and twinks.
>Me: I didn't ask for this
>Fox: Don't Worry, the next movie will be the REAL X-Men movie!
>Me: You promised that last time!
>Fox: HAIL HITLER!
>>83525993
XD
Magneto and Xavier are the best parts and Mystique was mostly out of focus
>Fox: HAIL HITLER!
lol! your so random op! xD
>>83526063
Magneto was terrible. Fassbender was overacting worse than a Lucas script.
He even shouted "IS THIS WHAT YIU WANT" at the sky when his family died.
I'm surprised he didn't shout "I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIGHT!"
What are John Byrne's best works? What are his worst?
>>83525914
She-hulk and Alpha Flight are great.
Blood of the Demon is so bad it's awful.
>>83525914
Was he trying to make them say child molestation should be fine?
>>83525914
...I could have sworn he was an artist whose later work on ASM was really shitty looking compared to his earlier days.
people always talking about gender diversity in comics and cartoons, how come no sjw's mention this gender-fluid pan-sexual.
Because he's comic relief alien like the alien from Lilo and Stitch.
>>83525898
Cause he's a horrible person and doesn't try to hide it
They need him to try to hide it
>>83525898
He's a negative portrayal and he's not so much genderfluid as a fucking loon and selfish. The closest he ever gets is when he's just engrossed in character.
Are there any others besides ed
Does /co/ not know what autsim is? Autsim causes someone to be sociallly inept. Ed has no problem interacting with others and is easily the most outgoing of all the eds.
>>83525934
This is right though.
>>83525934
>>83526020
Is it autism for Tina or just being a weird awkward teenager?
Also Ed has to be somewhere on the Autism spectrum. He is socially inept, he brings up his obsession with horror, scifi and buttered-toast when its not-relevent, and he is doesn't deal well with change.
Why was there never a female green Lantern before?
>>83525742
There are tons, fuck off
>>83525742
There have been plenty
Or do you specifically mean "human female"?
>>83525742
no one wants to work with human females
>one betrays Stark, helps Cap and Bucky escape from the airport and is in hiding by the end of the film
>one attempts to stop Cap and Bucky from escaping, ends up paralyzed from the waist down and is recuperating with Stark by the end of the film
What would have changed if their roles had been reversed?
Tony would have been more hurt by Rhodey betraying him than Natasha, he doesn't give a shit about Natasha.
Unfortunately Rhodey can't think for himself, so anything the government says is automatically his opinion.
>>83525554
>>red-headed nonpowered superheroine with notable computer skills ends up in a wheelchair
Yeah, no, DC would probably sue.
>>83525767
It's not like they ever used Oracle for anything anyway.
Do you like Stand
Still, Stay Silent?
>>83525516
yeah, like one of my fav web comics.
>>83525516
Old angry ghosts are worse than trolls.
All style, no substance, the characters are lifeless cardboard props meant to serve as a (literal) vehicle through the pretty landscapes. I got more invested in the few characters we saw at the beginning before the timeskip than any of the characters we have now. The concepts, worldbuilding, and scenery are phenomenal though. They just never fucking do anything with any of it.
Last anime you watched is now in the style of the first cartoon that comes to your mind.
Outlaw Star now looks like Gravity Falls... shit.
>>83525315
not really a cartoon series but im thinking of that pixar shot called jerry's game.
and the anime i last watched was hyperdimension neptunia the animation
so im guessing noire is probably playing a game of chess against herself from another dimension
Slam Dunk looks like Spongebob
>Ra's al Ghul episode
>written by the guy who created the character
>Wolverine episode
>written by the guy who created the character
Why doesn't this happen anymore?
>>83525192
Because they're ALL DEAD
>>83525219
>DEAD
Bunch of lazy sods. Haven't they heard of ghost writing?
>>83525292
While technically feasible, the last time they tried to seance-write a comic all the dialogue was replaced with screams.
