Questionable /Co/ntent General #835
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"which of you emails Jeff Jacks and tells him his male characters are hot?" edition
>>83526322
I can't find anything attractive in that art style since I was 14.
LEAVE HANNERS ALONE REEEEEEEEEE
I guess Clinton actually is gonna be the main character for a while, since it allows him to bring Claire in for brownie points without needing to use >Marten.
Has it been explained why Brun loses ten IQ points per strip?
>>83526322
When are they gona fuck the cyborg
>an entire strip dedicated to pointing out that you started to draw your character more attractive
>>83527087
I think that's tongue-in-cheek but more so they find him hot because he was a total gentleman.
>>83527131
>but more so they find him hot because he was a total gentleman.
they are clearly only commenting on his looks. before this he'd wear "nerd" clothes and didn't have hipster hair. pretty much ginger sven
>>83526614
He wants her to be an autist or a sperg to round out his collection of characters with meme disorders but he doesn't actually understand either of those conditions. Just like how he doesn't understand OCD or being transgender.
I hope Claire won't show up for at least 20 strips and then come back as a monster with body mods all over her.
>>83526322
Is that the tranny now? I don't read this piece of shit so this is an actual question
>>83527319
He's tranny adjacent, ie related to the tranny. He's her manlet brother.
>>83527319
He's its brother
Something something if Clinton was a female or minority something something lead to Jeff Jacks stabbing his hand something something.
Just fuck the trans--I mean autistic girl already!Is she both?
>>83527087
He lurks these threads. I'd bet my life on it.
>>83527271
After seeing the last Brun strip I'm starting to believe Jeph accidentally made her legit retarded. The weird emotional affect, difficulty communicating, and need for familiarity and routines for maximum functioning seem more like a normal person who suffered brain damage rather than autism.
>>83527728
I've seen how involved some of the posters in these threads are, and I'm thinking they're the ones sending ideas to Jeph. I don't think he comes here but he grabs ideas from people who post here.
>>83527755
This the same guy that despite not wanting people discuss Claire being pre-op or post cause it's not supposed to "define her", inadvertently revealed that she still has her dick
>>83526322
Wasn't the black haired one supposed to be kind of cute or something? What the fuck happened?
>>83526559
>I guess Clinton actually is gonna be the main character for a while
Well, it could be worse
>>83526614
Untreated injuries to her skull, she'll be dead next time Clinton checks on her.
>>83527728
I bet you most creators lurk here.
>>83528105
I dont even recognize dora anymore
Where the fuck is brown I mean Brun
>>83526559
Honestly, before his relationship with Claire started, I was hoping that Jeph would just write Marten out of the strip for a while. Say he was going back to California for a few months to "find himself" or some bullshit, because he clearly has no direction or motivations anymore, and the strip has to actively try to force him in.
>>83528105
Dora has always been trash. Hanners is the only one you can count on to be cute, even when Jeph actively tries to fuck her up.
>I am currently a couple comics ahead, which means $1+ Patreon backers get to see tomorrow's comic...TODAY
Any of you fuckers pony up or what?
>>83528375
That's Dora? Holy fuck, I thought that was the other black haired girl who kept coming in and out of the story and now I forgot if she ever left or not.
>>83528369
I totally do. But I make sure never to commen... damn.
>>83528375
She always looked like Marten before so I count that as a good thing
>>83528660
You don't create anything, Zach; you just comment on it.
>>83528369
> /co/ has any significance what so ever in any fandom, or content creator's opinion.
honestly surprised at the few confirmed content creator's that have lurked here. your way off if you think MOST content creator's have even heard of /co/, or would see us as anything but 4chan shitstains.
>>83528698
Aww, ain't that a cute guess... BUT IT'S WRONG!!
>>83526614
Hannelore Syndrome
>>83528393
She lost Clinton's number and now has to go on a whacky shenanigan filled quest to find him again.
>>83526322
If the genders were reversed this would be sexist
>>83528959
Not that wacky she just needs to head over to the coffee shop where literally everything yet literally nothing happens.
>>83529309
...what if it was Claire?
>>83526322
>read about 300 pages or so
>still nothing funny
>still nothing exciting
>still nothing even moderately entertaining
Are the only reasons for this strip's popularity the "diversity" and being a step above the typical webcomic's deviantart tier art?
>>83528025
>her
>has he gotten weirdly hot?
Looks like a hipster faggot to me. . .
>>83530180
>comic full of hipstergirl trash
>they find hipster faggot trash hot
>being even remotely surprised
it's not even worth thinking about, much less commenting. I have wasted a minute of my life replying to you. On my deathbed I will lament that minute that I could have spent doing something else. And I will blame you for that regret.
>>83530267
> I could have spent doing something else
Oh please. You're already on 4chan. You're wasting your time just like the rest of us.
>>83529720
It's grandfathered in from the olden days of webcomics, when people didn't know any better. Here, you get a mix of people who come to shit on it, and people who are in too deep to stop.
If you can stop at 300, do it. I guarantee that it will never be entertaining.
>>83528025
When'd he do that?
>>83529720
>>83531348
While QC changes somewhat over the years, 300 strips is more than enough to grasp the basic "style and character" of it.
>>83531708
When Claire berates Pintsize after he mentions technology has advanced so much in the QC universe that anyone can pretty much get anything they want without impunity. Her going off the rails comment where she has to live being oppressed and not having support of people accepting for what she is pretty much confrmed that Claire hasn't had GRS. Otherwise, what reason does she have going nutso on Pintsize like that when all he gloated about was how Clinton got his robotic hand was the result of technological advances?
>>83526614
Literally yes.
>>83526322
Since when is Hannelore capable of sexual thoughts?
>>83528550
this
Once about ten years ago a friend of mine mentioned in passing that he read QC, and I thought about looking up.
Thankfully I never bothered.
Hey! Wait a minute...
Martin is fucking a boy!!!
>>83528729
4chan used to be a creative place in the long, long ago. It still can be, if you look beneath all the pepes and /pol/ memes.
>>83533144
Since she was first introduced. She enjoys watching sexy men but her mental problems just stop her from ever being that intimate with another human being.
>http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1219
>http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1420
>http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=723
>>83528929
This. Remember what Hannerlore was like in her first few strips?
>>83529322
The coffee shop is Seinfeld?
Why the fuck do you people still read this comic? It isn't even so bad it's good, it's just boringly, offensively bland. There's absolutely nothing interesting to it.
I guess that you just fixate on anything involving trannies and autists and SJWs because you're triggered by them or something?
I want /qcg/ to leave.
>>83534926
>Trannies
>Autists
>SJWs
>Triggered
Buzzword buzzword? Buzzword buzzword buzzword!
>>83534926
>Why the fuck do you people still read this comic?
Something something trainwreck something something rubbernecking
>>83535062
Those buzzwords are a pretty good summary of the only things notable about this comic, yes.
>SPecials
>>83532118
He can go off the rail about that even without a penis though. It's not like chopping it off would make him any more (or less) apparently passable, or his mutilated genitalia any more feminine.
>>83526322
Do you feel uncomfortably attracted to them?
>>83534537
In a later strip Marten directly addressed this problem. She just said that she was full of medication.
I don't know if people with OCD rally behave like Hanners does every day. I don't know if medication can turn those people all sexy mysterious and outgoing, I thought they jsut made them mellow and drowsy.
>>83534926
Every once in a while I like to shitpost in threads about it, like I am doing right now. When that happens I usually read a couple of weeks back to catch up on at least the current topic.
>>83534926
Waifus
>>6862626
A lot of people in the IRC speculate that she was experiencing atypical reactions to experimental meds which could be safely used in conjunction with anti-anxiety drugs, but...
"I still get people asking why Hannelore was so different in these early comics. She was on some really hardcore medication at the time. I TOTALLY WAS NOT JUST FIGURING HER OUT AS I WENT ALONG" —Jeph Jacques
>>83534537
I miss best Hanners
>>83526614
I still question how someone that socially inept holds a bartending job.
>>83536101
Bartenders can be antisocial nutcases in QC's world. It's the standard even
>>83536151
I mean, the place looked pretty bare, so I assume it's not turning a profit. I'm sure there's a lot of
>Hey, can I get a Miller?
Sure.
>Actually, wait no, make it a Blue Moon instead
YOU'RE DISRUPTING MY ROUTINE YOU NEED TO LEAVE
>What? I just wanted a-
I HAVE A HARPOON AND A SHOTGUN.
Then again, I assume businesses don't have to pay rent for their space because there's no way the coffeshop could be a viable business.
oh my god respecting women is SO hot
>>83536101
robots do everything important while jobs are just hobbies to keep humans occupied
>>83528550
>giving Jeph money for this absolute dogshit to see it a day early
I'm starting to wonder if you fuckers are actually enjoying this
>>83536212
>because there's no way the coffeshop could be a viable business
If you've been reading long enough, you know people in this world go to the coffeeshop specifically to be mistreated
>>83535440
>Uncomfortably
Nope. Clinton has changed into a sexy twink and I would fuck the shit out of him.
>>83534926
>Why the fuck do you people still read this comic?
Why should it matter to you? Hide the thread and move on
>>83536212
>Blue Moon
faggot
>>83537432
Well if we're talking about my tastes, it'd be more Fat Tire and Grimbergen.
>>83537745
more like a dick
>>83536752
no one here has posted it so I guess not
>>83537432
The love of Miller didn't tip you off?
Is there any particular reason the original joke with the shotgun got changed?
>>83537104
I'm not him, but every time you remake this general- for a comic that nobody actually likes, no less- potentially, a thread for a comic that someone DOES like dies.
>>83526322
It's funny how easy it is to get girls into you. All you have to do is look 6/10, not dress like a manchild and show no interest in fucking the ladies who share the same interest as you.
I know this because I'm gay, love books, and have girls flirt with me after talking about literature with them after a while. Shit is weird.
>>83538694
>joke
>>83538727
>le finite threads meme
I'm finally catching up with my webcomic backlog and I'm at three-hundred in QC so far.
Is it just me or is every third comic a fart, poop, or butt joke?
>>83539185
Sometimes it's a "Faye is unnecessarily violent" joke.
>>83538694
He felt it was "too extreme"
>>83539241
Luckily he stopped with the violent Faye joke, but it took a long while.
>>83532118
Did Marten neuter Pintsize?
He had behaved really well since the tranny showed up.
>>83528349
I like this theory
>>83528729
Remember Faust came to /mlp/ first
>>83538727
There's space for almost 100 threads
>>83534926
>It isn't even so bad it's good, it's just boringly, offensively bland. There's absolutely nothing interesting to it.
This is why I still read it. It's like webcomic Garfield, it's just something that's a part of my morning routine.
It's such a nothing comic that I can't even get turned off by it. The most offensive thing it does is drop characters nobody cares about anyway.
These generals are unnecessary though.
Christ, I never thought to check if /co/ talked about this. Why does 4chan follow a Tumblr SJW comic?
>>83527755
No those can be autism things as well. Especially routines communication issues, those are really common in autists
>>83526322
> Burns down black girl's business
> Suddenly all white gurls in heat
How much more racist can this comic get?
>>83542414
Is she black? I thought she was Indian or something.
>>83541926
masochism
>>83542435
Brun is . . . ethnic
>>83538694
It wasn't zany and autistic enough. A harpoon is more unconventional so it hits higher scores in both categories.
>>83542435
No she's Autistic
>>83542435
I'm hoping she's just Hispanic at most
>>83542490
Its the near future, her name is german and her skin is brown. Shes Syrian. C'mon shits not difficult.
I actually dated a mildly autistic girl. I'm curious to see how this turns out but I'm guessing it'll be shit.
>>83542627
>her name is german and her skin is brown.
Oh god I just got the reference. The author is a faggot.
>>83542778
Oh shit lol
>>83542778
shes a syrian refugee
>>83538694
Tell me this is an edit.
>>83541926
It's fun to talk mad shit about it.
>>83544642
It is not an edit. It was his first version but he thought it was a bit too much so he changed the shotgun into a harpoon.
>>83544594
Why would a Syrian refguee have a German name?
>>83545106
you should watch the news some time, anon. there are thing happening in the real world.
>>83545213
A Syrian refugee would have a Syrian name. The child of a Syrian refugee would also have a Syrian name because it's a fairly recent development, they don't assimilate, and QC takes place in the present day only with AI.
>>83534926
Same reason I read PvP and Kevin and Kell. They're bland, but there's something comforting in their blandness. It's like coming home after a day of work, plopping down on the couch, and watching TV, even though nothing you like is on. It's not about what's on, it's just about watching the TV.
>>83538727
Said thread would be the last one on the last page. And either no longer of interest to anyone or past the bump limit.
And once THAT thread gets bumped off, a new thread regarding that topic can easily be started.
So there is no harm in threads like this. Especially since no one is being forced to actually enter and participate in them at all.
>>83540254
>Did Marten neuter Pintsize?
No, Jeph did.
>>83545641
Maybe her Mom is Syrian and her dad is German? Or vice versa?
Did something weird happen in the author's life a while back? I seem to remember QC used to be a romantic comedy about nerds, and then all of the sudden it's forcing in every stereotype that Tumblr complains is the victim of microaggression.
>>83546620
Yes, something weird happened. He got drunk and stabbed his own hand because someone on tumblr yelled at him for not drawing a character fat enough. I'm sure there's other stuff going on in his life like that divorce I think I heard about, but that stabbing is the thing we've all latched onto as the mark of his turning point (though it likely started before that and the stabbing just cemented it). It was right after that Claire came out as transgender if I recall, and the rest is pure tumblr pandering history.
>>83546762
>It was right after that Claire came out as transgender if I recall, and the rest is pure tumblr pandering history.
He outed Claire a strip or two after the stabbing.
>>83546828
Right, so right after.
>>83540254
Pretty much one strip was Pintsize going to introduce himself to Claire, till Marten looms over him menacingly, and Pintsize shits nuts and bolts into being "nice" to Claire.
>>83546762
>He got drunk and stabbed his own hand because someone on tumblr yelled at him for not drawing a character fat enough
What the fuck. Maybe /pol/ is right.
>>83528550
>Any of you fuckers pony up or what?
Yep. Here ya go. Worth every 100 shitty corroded pennies I gave to Pateron.
>>83546620
This is just what liberalism is like in the 10s. Old QC is now a time capsule of what it was like in the 00s.
>>83526322
Can we just appreciate for a moment that he's calling attention to how women find men more attractive when other girls are even potentially interested in them as well? The fact that it's entirely justified by the responses he's gotten lately make it even better. Psychological fact, backed up with empirical evidence.Of course, there's going to be SOME SJW-type who takes issue with this. Also we're not privy to the exact data, sample size, demographics, etc...
Still.
>>83538694
Because he is an anti gun yankee devil.
>>83546914
>What the fuck.
>>83528375
I assumed that was Cosette.
>>83547820
Things like this make me want to vote for Trump even though he'd send the country down the toilet,
>>83547827
Cosette is a blonde that dyes her hair brown because some thing involving all the other blondes at Coffee of Doom.
Dora is a blonde that dyes her hair black because goth/alt/hipster.
raven has black hair and dyes it pink/purple because goth
penelope is a blonde
hanners is a blonde
>>83541073
That's kinda hot
>>83547936
Oh, I'm well aware whom they all are. I'm just saying I assumed Cosette because for being Dora, she looks rather off-model in terms of build and relative height. But I suppose that's just a matter of the perspective, and glancing at Dora's haircut.
>>83546620
yeah he wants to be a little girl
>>83539386
But it makes far more sense for the bar to have a shotgun then a harpoon
>>83546762
Nah it was fine for a while after the stabening claire auctualy looked like a decent transexual character for a while.
I especially liked the bit about going to buy a pretty dress
>>83550250
Then he turned Claire into his personal SJW mouthpiece.
Are all the men minus Marten just vehicles to introduce and explore female characters? Every guy introduced hooks up with a female from the main cast and then disappears or becomes nothing but a set piece.
>>83546505
More like her mom is German and was raped but decided to keep the baby. But that would be TOO REAL
>>83526322
Has Dora not showered for a month or something? Wtf is up with her hair?
>>83527728
No I don't.
![tumblr_o86a3vKJgi1tm163xo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aZDkMnY.jpg "tumblr o86a3vKJgi1tm163xo1 1280[1]")
>>83549063
![tumblr_o7jvwhYE9l1tm163xo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0iFdwpS.jpg "tumblr o7jvwhYE9l1tm163xo1 1280[1]")
>>83551805
>>83551805
>Make all culture about me
>Always only talk about me
>If you aren't constantly thinking about me, ask yourself why you aren't so you can always think about me
>Now give your money to me.
>>83551805
>>83551870
Anon, I wish cancer upon you for posting this filth.
I could care less about trans people, but goddamn is that comic trash.
>>83551870
>Because THAT happens.
I still can't tell if Assigned Male is satire or not.
I know someone who is trans (FTM) and he hates this sort of shit. It makes all trans people look bigoted, racist, sexist, and etc.
Jess simply wants to be treated like anyone else.
Quote Jess; "There is no reason for media to include trans, gay, or straight people. Creating a character whose only trait is their sexual ID means that the character will be poorly written as it is nothing more than shit pandering. Create good characters that people can connect to by their actions. Not what gender or whatever shit that Hollywood wants to use for the easy dollar."
>>83538694
Because it was psycho? And even HE realised that it wasn't acceptable to treat someone that way just because they're a white male.
>>83552243
Your friend sounds cool.
>>83552465
I don't think she grabbed it because he was white male. Jeph just went a bit overboard on extenuating her awkwardnes.
>>83552766
Please. If it had been Claire or one of the other women on that page, Jeph would never have even THOUGHT of having them threatened with a goddamn shotgun.
>>83552864
He might have if it was implied woman on woman violence. Probably not if Brun was a guy and Clinton were a chick though.
>>83528615
Nah, the girl in this strip is Cosette. Not sure why her hair is black now.
You're thinking of Raven, the ditz genius who occasionally shows up.
>>83552766
>I don't think she grabbed it because he was white male.
From the page http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3212
>>83538694
This is still my fetish.
>>83553520
Her and Steve fell through a portal to the apocalypse that takes place between this sonic and Alice Grove and will never be heard from again.
>>83526322
Dora, why aren't you a Lesbo? Does Tai know about your philandering?
>>83553520
>Nah, the girl in this strip is Cosette
It's Dora.
>>83553610
Oh the flavour text. I thought he was being sarcastic, honestly. I think that he probably tosses stuff in just to get a rise out of the anti white knight and gamergate people because so many of them get just as butthurt over stupid piddly shit as the nutfuck level SJWs.
>>83553621
I don't know what autocorrect was doing when it corrected literally nothing to the word sonic.
>>83553633
Read the comic from the fucking beginning you moron, Dora is marten's ex.
>>83553664
Fuck so many people in this thread haven't read the damn strip in four years.
No one cares about your shitty webcomic, Jeph.
>>83553806
>Read the comic from the fucking beginning you moron, Dora is marten's ex.
The fact Dora was made into a Lipstick Lesbian by Jeph yet she desires Males is a retcon by Jeph.
>>83553924
She's literally always been portrayed as bi.
>>83542591
There's nothing Hispanic about her. Not that it matters but I think she could be some kind of gypsy.
>>83553882
They don't. The people on the forums and people who buy enough merch for him to live off of are part of an elaborate trolling plot. This thread is part of it for just in case Jeph sees them and to fool npn-"fans" into thinking he's popular.
>>83553924
You are clearly not bisexual if you seriously believe that. You can be in a relationship and oggle other people no matter what your preferences are, you don't just pick a fucking team. If your fist deep in pussy every now and again your going to want to suck a cock.
>>83526322
He does look a little hotter than normal though. The hair plus the just slightly messed up shirt and the no glasses makes him look less like a nerd and much cuter
>>83542435
African = Black
Indian = Tan
Latin American = Brown
Malaysian = Peanut Butter
>>83554207
She's Irish with an overactive melanin gland. I know this for sure because I know Jeph personally. Being from the internet you can trust me.
(He fucked up his hand jacking off too hard btw)
>>83534537
Is Hanners fucking SMOKING? How in the hell does a germaphobe on her level even approach cigarettes?
>>83541926
There was all kinds of buildup to him fucking the tranny and then when it happened it was so fucking clumsy and shitty that it turned into sort of a minor "Loss." Now we're all fixated on how poorly done it is and furious about how the guy manages to make a living, a really GOOD living, producing it.
>>83554000
As a Romani Gypsy descendant,.........Brun ain't no fucking Gypsy.
>>83554000
Thats a woman from India. Wrong frickin' continent brah.
These are European Gypsies:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8J3GAg5zaI
>>83553610
This kills me because it's shit, but I love the (almost imperceptible) way Clinton's hair stands up when she thunks the harpoon on the bar. It's the funniest understated way for a cartoon character to be scared, although it's stretch to call anyone in QC cartoony since there's usually no dynamic posing or movement of any kind.
>>83554007I bought a TEH shirt back in the day when I liked this comic. I still have it in relatively good condition.
>>83555763
Nice. I'd rock that.
>>83527755
You never go full retard.
>>83555898
I still do occasionally on weekends.
>>83528369
I still don't know whether VanHeist visits here, lets Levi be his standing emissary, or both
>>83547900
I got news for you.
Obama sent it down he toilet already.
>>83556833
If you switched the men and women in this strip, Jeph wouldn't even have the chance to stab himself in the hand again, he'd just be outright murdered by the "fanbase"
>>83556833
Is the one in the pink shirt dora or another character he's introduced in the last couple of years that I've not seen?
>>83557195
According to the text on the very bottom right of the comic I'd wager she is Emily
>>83557195
>>83553664
>It's Dora.
>>83534537
This is horrid writing.
HEY RANDOM STRANGER I'VE SEEN PLENTY OF GUYS LIKE YOU LET ME GIVE YOU LIFE ADVICE
>>83547075
>This is just what liberalism is like in the 10s. Old QC is now a time capsule of what it was like in the 00s.
In other words Jeph successfully bridged the gap between Gen X and Millennial. He sucks in all the ways that should matter yet somehow stumbles into the money.
>>83557195
>>83557255
>>83557324
Its literally dora, shes had a complete character redesign
>>83551212
>Men are disposable utilities for the females
You're not supposed to notice this. Surrender yourself for reeducation immediately.
>>83555322
There's nothin' really germy about cigs, is there?
>>83557009
Someone should poorly shop a girls head onto Clinton, the he's into she's and send it to Haque's twitter.
>>83552009
>>If you aren't constantly thinking about me, ask yourself why you aren't so you can always think about me
>>Now give your money to me.
Okwabe y'all
>>83556833
There he goes with the quantum thing again. Quantum mechanics is the study of the smallest measurable things, their properties, and the way they interact with other physical objects, but in pop-culture it seems to mean "Magitech"
I hate it when people do this, because it's such an incredibly half-assed attempt at sounding scientific. It's like back in the mid 20th century, when everything was "ATOMIC!"
Oh, well. I guess quantum is just too new. It's yet to earn its schlocky B-movie charm. It wouldn't be quite so bad if he hadn't pulled the same shit a couple months(?) ago, when Claire threatened Pintsize.
>>83556833
This is kind of like old QC. When it was merely mediocre and not the awful of post tranny dating.
>>83558647
I think he's referring to that whole thing about particles behaving differently when they're being observed, but he kinda fucked it up in that Clinton was always being observed, he just wasn't aware of it.
>>83558647
There's an entire scam industry based around quantum woo. Basically the peddlers spin Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle into a New Age spiritual tabula rasa, "You can shape your own destiny with quantum mind power! You can do it! Have an open mind and believe in yourself!"
>>83558840
Funny how you mentioned that, because my mother is into that exact stuff. I'm an independent adult, so, thankfully I don't have to deal with that sort of thing too often. Family gatherings are a riot, though, because she cannot stop herself from proselytizing.
Our brain is a quantum computer with infinite potential! Thoughts are generated by energy, and matter is nothing but energy in a solid state, therefore if'd like to have lots of money, all you need to do is focus your mind-energy on it, and it'll fall into your lap! For realzies.
No, Mom. That's called unemployment benefits...
>>83557554
She was actually stalking marten for over a week prior that strip, Everything you see there is reharshed on her part. She just wanted to make a friend after moving in the city, so she chose a guy in her building.
Still working my way through this comic.
It's obvious to everyone else that the author's projecting himself onto Marten and his femdom fantasies onto almost every female character, right? Does this ever stop?
>>83560121
It stops when he projects himself onto Clinton instead.
>>83560121
>Does this ever stop?
Yeah, when he projects his fantasies of fucking a ladyboy.
>>83554442
Why was he jacking off with a knife in the first place?
>>83560431
You don't jack off with a knife? Pleb.
>>83560121
>Marten and his femdom fantasies
Man I wish. This isn't femdom, this is Jeph actually feeling worthless and seeing his value only in acceptance by women.
>>83560723
So, like a less competent, watered-down version of Tatsuya Ishida.
>>83555517
>Eurovision
God fucking dammit.......
>>83556833
Where's the joke Jeph? This isn't funny!
>>83558647
If you would actually go to the website to read thefucking comic as opposed to getting it off a sweat soaked image board you would see the text where he explains he got a professional friend to help him with the "bullshit". His words, he's not mincing it, stop crying.
>>83561777
Often he places the entire punchline throughout the whole strip. The joke is in the situation/conversation itself. It's kind of a staple in slice of life comics I think. Helps the authors toss a bit of sugar into the big ol' grapefruit that is the big dramatic reveal of the month.
Jeph has the best twitter.
>>83558069
>germy about cigs
Yes,they are a known disease vector.
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/cigarettes-smoking-bacteria-infection-pathogen/
Also, your fingers are generally quite contaminated with bacteria from touching surfaces, and you transfer them to the outside of the cig whihc you then put in your mouth. Ewww.
>>83562289
Either way, already covered in this very thread. She explained later she was super hopped up on meds that week.
>>83561777
>>83562109
Jeph and punchlines
>>83562330
Or Jeph decided to replace the character using the same skin and retconned said change.
>>83562010
There's nothing that'd require help from a friend in that comic though, everything in the last panel could have just as well been drawn from ten minutes of skimming Wikipedia pages. It has nothing to do with how "correct the science" is because any author with an iota of self-respect or respect for his fans would be topical and discreet with his high-brow jokes. When Jeph wants a to write an intelligent joke, he throws subtlety out the window so that the female character he's using as a mouthpiece can say completely something unrelated about computer science, poetry, indie rock bands, or in this case - quantum bullshitery. Everything reads like an anti-joke.
>"He's so hot now"
>"We'll need to model how that compliment will affect him using a full quantum computational treatment"
>"BAZINGA"
something bait cough cough hack somebody just kill me already
>>83562407
>"BAZINGA"
tfw Big Bang Theory has more respect for accuracy than Jeph
>>83556833
I didn't realize he was such a manlet.
>>83562470
Yeah, his sister is more of a man than he is.
>>83562359
>>83562407
Do you people realise how much effort you put into hating a webcomic? A web. Comic. Like here's two or three(assuming) people who have gone out of their way to dislike a comic on the internet so much that they have enough knowledge to dissect this crap and make these points in a thread dedicated to said comic they hate so much. Just kill you already? Why bother you'll do it yourself in a year unless you get a new hobby pertaining to things you actually like
>>83562378
Happens way more often then you would like to think. Stop cherry picking and actually point that lense at something you like and you'll see it.
>>83562522
You forgot to post a waifu.
>>83562522
I typed that up in like five minutes, Jeph, take a chill pill.
>>83562559
Sorry forgot. I dunno if she would count but my tablet has limited pictures. Star is more my brofu.
>>83562625
I guess that'll have to do.
>>83562522
I learned a lot from Buckley hate on /v/ about how not to make webcomics, so I'm confident I can learn a couple things from QC hate as well.
>>83562863
That I got,b it some of the hate I see is just illogical. Like seriously if something pisses you off so much why would you learn so much about it? Just fucking ignore it, emersing yourself in negativity is a terrible hobby, coming from somebody whos been there.
>>83563347
>emersing yourself in negativity is a terrible hobby
>>83563503
Were you trying to point something out by green texting that?
>>83563582
Yeah, you spelled "immersing" incorrectly.
>>83556833
why are super scientists working at a coffee shop? is it because they are women and no one takes them seriously?
>>83563969
Well fucking say so not just quote and leave it at that. Context matters.
>>83564071
Hanners was just raised by super scientists. This whole general is just people who hate the comic and people who never read it, isn't it? I'm the token guy who both reads and likes it, aren't I?
>>83562214
Had to go back a ways, but found one.
>>83564071
Maybe Raven put in a good word?
>>83564655
Nose rings and facial modification is literally for mentally ill people.
>>83564798
Nose rings are fucking cute.
Gauges are not
>>83564655
Ah Marten "Who the Fuck Am I Again?" Reed and his ladyfriend Claire "I'm Getting a Face Tattoo Next" Augustus.
>>83529720
I just wanna see Marigold nekkid.
>>83564798
Earrings too. It's a fact. They proved it with science but THOSE PEOPLE suppressed it. You know the ones.
>>83532118
>Her going off the rails comment where she has to live being oppressed and not having support of people accepting for what she is pretty much confrmed that Claire hasn't had GRS.
Not really? The "even if the technology exists to change your body to what you want, other people still won't accept you" rant would make perfect sense coming from someone that had sex change surgery, but still isn't accepted for being trans.
Which doesn't make sense because Claire looks 100% female, and nobody has ever been remotely mean to her. But if you think that doesn't make sense then you must be a shitlord that enjoys seeing people suffer
>>83564655
>atta' girl
>>83562470
he's progressively melting in that comic
If Claire and Clinton are identical twins, why would only one of them be tranny? Is Jeph trying to tell his audience that it's a mental illness?
>>83564261
Nah, most of us are just getting paid to post about bullshit. These threads are a time pits meant to entrap a select group of people. The same's true for all generals on this site, haven't you realized that yet?
>>83564841
Septum rings are disgusting.
>>83565086
>These threads are a time pits meant to entrap a select group of people.
And the best thing about it is they won't even believe you if you tell them to their face.
>>83564951
That happens IRL. There have actually been twins wth one trans and one not.
They've found a little part of transexual brains (aren't autopsies interesting?) that are different from regular peeps but it must be developmental/hormonal and not genetic because of that twin factoid being so.
>>83564951
they aren't identical, Clinton is 3 years younger.
>>83562289
That's why you have all these wonderful defense mechanisms in your body to deal with the fact that your hands can get grubby from touching surfaces. In fact, your stomach is pretty good at simply burning up diseases before they even enter your intestines. It's just certain pathogens are good at surviving in the human body and cause us problems. ;)
But trust me, you regularly consume germs. In fact, your body right now is covered in bacteria.
>>83564951
They are not twins. They said so explicitly. Claire is the older brother.
>>83565191
Covered, and for the most part infiltrated.
The germs in your digestive tract are necessary for you to digest certain foods, your immune system being imperfect allows small amounts oof deseases to survive within you for the rest of your days, Even the microscopic animals living on your skin are covered in germ, and all of this would certainly drive cray-cray blondie insane.
>>83565160
So they're not just born that way. Gotcha.
>>83562522
Do you realize how much effort you're putting into telling us what was can and cannot do? Why, exactly are WE the ones who should have to change for YOU?
>> point that lense at something you like
You should consider taking your own advice. We're not going to stop because you tell us to. And we arent going to stop no matter how many threads you butt into and regurgitate the same old tired diatribe.
Either convince the admin to ban discussion of this comic or shut the fuck up
>>83565311
Actually, because most brain development occurs in the third trimester of pregnancy it's overwhelmingly likely that they ARE born that way.
But hey, black folks are born THAT way and I'm fairly certain that doesn't stop your lynching rope...
>>83564886
But there hasn't been any actual indica that she has had the surgery. That would require loads of doctors visits, arraigning for time off from Tai, traveling to Switzerland, the actual operation, the lengthy recovery, all the friends visiting and congratulating her during said recovery
It's a long and involved process. There's no way it would have happened between panels. We spent a couple weeks on Hanner's mole alone. And that isn't NEAR as life altering an event as GRS
I wonder how many people in these threads actually hate trans people.
I mean I'm rather indifferent on the issue, I don't actually care what sex the character is/was as long as they don't bend reality to fit them just because they're trans. I expected /co/mblr to be a lot more progressive, however.
>>83562470
Whats with this manlet thing. You make it sound as if being shorter than average somehow makes them inferior.
>>83528729
Post the right .gif if you're going to use that file name.
>>83552036
I think the person who makes it is some tranny from Quebec so I'm thinking it's not satire.
>>83565453
They're like naught point naught percent of the population so my guess is none.
>>83565303
I want to see the blondie go cray-cray.
>>83551870
Holy shit did assigned male auctualy manage to bring up something approaching a real issue.
>>83553771
More interesting then the flavor text is the blog posts
You get the impression he really doesent like the direction he is taking his comic with the what about Barry posts
He wants to write about Barry but he also wants his tumblr bucks
>>83565801
that is not a real issue, that's a strawman.
>>83565840
What people getting buthurt about harmless swearing is in every way a real issue
And yes it's a strawman that's why I said almost
>>83565718
are you an idiot? you can actually hate someone without there being a lot of them to hate, it is possible
>>83564798
Being judgemental is for people with low self esteem. Low self esteem is a form of mental illness. Also note how I did not fuck up the word literally by using it in a figurative sense?
>>83565340
1 you're replying to a post I made at like 10 last night with not much effort, so stop using the present tense
2 I'm not telling you what to think, rather that your a depressing idiot for thinking in such a way but carry on down your little spiral and let's see how you feel five years from now doing nothing but dwelling on stuff that pisses you off.
>>83565869
I think he meant the population of QC readers.
>>83552036
It didn't happen, that comic was a reaction to the author getting banned on Facebook.
>>83565340
>You should consider taking your own advice.
That was a different reply as well, not only do you waste your life practically stalking an artist you hate but you can't see themmost obvious context differences.
>>83565453
Personally, I have no strong opinion one way or the other one the process of wearing women's clothing, asking to be identified as a woman, or even expecting to be treated as a woman to a certain point, but the transgender and general queer community is just awful.
I'd react to hearing somebody say
>Oh, you should meet my friend. She's trans.
like I would hearing them say
>Oh, you should meet my friend. She's an anarchist.
Anybody half-intelligent would realize that most of the stuff in these threads is just banter though. QC's much more disrespectful to transsexuals than these threads have ever been.
>>83565946
>your a depressing idiot for thinking in such a way but carry on down your little spiral
And yet you keep on subjecting yourself to us. Over and over and over. If we give you so much consternation, then you deserve any and all unhappiness you derive from it. Because you
can easily choose not to sublet yourself to it.
>> five years from now doing nothing but dwelling on stuff that pisses you off.
Looking forward to it
>>83566332
I'm trans, you are very very wrong.
Did you just never see the shooped pics that were posted in these threads? "Jokes" about how funny it is if a transsexual is beaten?
Remember any of that?
Then there were the comments about how to deal with this particular population, you read those? The "banter"?
And now, somebody will eventually post about how I myself am delusional and have an undeserved persecution complex just for mentioning these things that have happened on /co/... the board for comics, not hatespeech.
There's other stuff, but it doesn't matter because the lie people tell themself is always going to be louder than the reality confronting them: they do nothing wrong in their own eyes.
They will always feel justified when they act to hurt a complete stranger because of that. Don't choose to be like them, because that's how those things end up happening here.
>>83566493
Someone's fanny flustered.
>>83566493
You're delusional and trans people should be ostracized from society
>>83566553
You mean penally perturbed.
>>83566493
It sounds like society at large is out to get you. Have you considered suicide?
>>83566493
No offence but it's 4chan, you gotta come in expecting hate speech everywhere. I feel for your struggle, people are cockknobblers but this is an anti safe space where we can feel secure in lipping off and saying the most offensive crap we can without worrying about it. I come here purely to vent shit that would otherwise come out of Facebook during hour 35 of insomnia. A lot of these hateful memes get made by legitimately hateful idiots but they're mostly spread by bored, sweaty sleepless assholes. And remember everyone has a double standard that they break the rules by. Doesn't matter who oppresses you for what everyone gets triggered.
>>83566453
Why in the names of the gods would you look forward to being a miserable fuck? Like I actually feel sorry for you. That's what's driving me to respond, im worried about you. I truly hope you find a hobby that brings you joy, not telling you to, but im hoping you do.
Have some Star in Marco's sweater fanart. I'm taking a shower and catching a very quick just-took-my-meds-nap.
>>83566568
It could be either one, really.
I'm gonna do it, /co/. I'm going to read through all of QC. I did it with Homestuck, I did it with Go Get a Roomie. I have nothing better to do today, so I might as well waste it reading trash. If I don't make it back, tell /tv/ I said "Suck it."
Gentlemen, it's been an honor.
>>83566723
If you can't get through the early art it's okay just to marathon girl genius instead. Well understand.
>>83530021
that's the joker nigger
>>83566723
here are the highlights
>>83566723
I thought GGaR was alright. It went a little far with the whole lesbian/fetish narrative a few times, but it was otherwise pretty enjoyable. I particularly liked how it portrayed single twenty-something life as something romantic, also a big fan of the dream sequences.
Does /co/ dislike it?
>>83566770
I have no idea. I personally loved it, because I could genuinely see an improvement and loved the art style. And the retelling of the Knight in Rusty Armor was awesome.
>>83566630
Well, isn't that just peachy advice; "Go away."
Good plan, almost as good as >>83566604, same principle. Only MAYBE you're more sereous.
I don't start fights here, I don't out myself online unless someone's posting some stupid that I would need the credentials to speak about, I don't DARE even lurk /lgbt/ or god forbid /pol/, I keep my head down and try JUST TRY to enjoy some comics conversation on /co/, that IS what it's for.
And /pol/ finds me, it goes out of it's way. These threads, I avoided. But there's just so many times you can load page 1 and see crap posted about how you personally should be hurt somehow before you stop to complain.
Now you tell me, what about me quitely posting about /co/ topics was threatening?
Why did there NEED to be a thread devoted to ridiculing my existence on /co/?
Why was THAT on the board's general topic?
>>83566825
Your choices are either deal with it or go somewhere else, really. People here like to laugh at trannys, you knew this and you knew bringing it up would incite people. So what is it, masochistic persecution complex or just liking the attention?
>>83566825
I didn't say that. You misinterpreted me. What I meant was more along the lines of "WELCOME TO 4CHAN! NOW PREPARE YOUR ANUS"
By all means stay, please I feel this place could benefit from diversity but the offensiveness is a huge part of the site and it will always be that way until the Chinamen take over and shut down everything cool.
>>83566825
Because you're on the internet and choose to go to an anonymous forumboard where we don't have rules strictly against relevant "hatespeech". This isn't a 4chan thing, it isn't a /co/ thing, it's an anonymity and pseudonymity thing. Some people like to speak their minds, some people joke around when they otherwise couldn't, the one thing you can guarantee yourself is that you shouldn't take anything anyone else says at face value.
Asking for a special little box of protection from the big mean internet bullies anywhere you want it to be is vain and rude, if you can't handle other people having strong opinions then you should get out of the kitchen.
>I would need the credentials to speak about
Can I see your state-issued tranny card? Bitching and moaning at strangers online are both pretty good signifiers, but I need some form of physical identification if I'm going to believe you have the proper credentials to speak on these matters.
>Why did there NEED to be a thread devoted to ridiculing my existence on /co/?
There isn't, it's about the comic. You just chose to take it personally. That being said, now sounds like a good time for you to practice tying noose knots.
>>83565311
I love the incredible mental gymnastics people go through to justify themselves even when nobody asks them to.
>>83566630
>Why in the names of the gods would you look forward to being a miserable fuck?
Personally, I find it rather pleasurable. Hating something irrationally feels good.
>>83566763
You know the art was actually pretty good in 2010, then it just turned to trash again. What happened? Was it the hand-stabbing?
>>83566921
Well now aren't you stupid.
Did you happen to read this thread, or the conversation you've just involved yourself in, or even the post you responded to, before you "hurrrr"-ed all over yourself?
Because you just proved someone's point and that someone (who's smarter than you) is pointing at your post right now and saying to themself; "Called it."
>>83566953
Yeah it won't last dude. If you don't notice it it gets worse and you'll really feel the negativity crushing you and the worst part is when that happens you don't even know why. It's not just the internet, and maybe you're different, but it usually catches up. I know it sounds like hippie shit but energy really does bounce back in a sort of metaphorical way. Watch out.
>>83566998
>Because you just proved someone's point and that someone (who's smarter than you) is pointing at your post right now and saying to themself; "Called it."
And they're welcome to do so.
>>83566942
Do you need someone to hold your hand and point out the unwarranted personal attacks posted after a big bad scary transsexual actually admitted to existing?
I assure you, they do exist. Scroll up and see for yourself. Imagine if that was how you were welcomed here. or anywhere.
>>83566825
I'm curious, I've never seen this get answered by a trans person before, what is your opinion on how Clair as a character is handled? Is she just a 2D token tranny or has Jeph actually handled her with decent respect?
>>83547820
Thanks, Kearsley.
>>83567004
I'm at about a decade of it. The trick is to diversify your hatemongering targets and to continue developing new techniques so it never gets stale. Karma and its analogs are imaginary, it's a nonsense system made up to rationalize that actions of a seemingly cruel god and assure believers that being pious would protect them from the degenerating actions of everything around them. I'm nearing the top of the imaginary leaderboard for inciting online cryfests and I can assure you that this is how life is supposed to be lived.
>>83567051
>Imagine if that was how you were welcomed here. or anywhere.
I have diagnosed autism, I do, and even I can tell that you're pulling my leg.
>>83567051
>Imagine if that was how you were welcomed here. or anywhere.
A lot of people get the same treatment for saying all kinds of stupid shit, I've seen worse for someone having an opinion about a character some other's didn't like.
>>83567051
I'm a 'cis' male(also I regard that term as a slur because I'm a straight acting bisexual but nobody cares because I'm too straight to actually be queer) but just watch me get the same shit by mentioning how I'm mixed race/native. Holy fuck you think /pol/ is TRANSphobic just try mentioning the fact you racially identify as mixed. So yeah I do know what it's like on here.
>>83567051
I know you're just gonna whinge at me but it really does seem like you have a massive victim complex.
>>83567134
Hi /pol/ here just letting you know we prefer Native Burgers to mentally ill faggots like the special trans-snowflake ITT.
Seriously hope it kills itself.
Stay safe, mein neegus.
>>83567098
Not for SAYING, for BEING. There's no turning existing on and off.
>>83567096
Yeah autism makes it easy to fake psychopathy. You can even trick yourself.
And yes karma is a mental construct but not even your autistic mega mind can block off the whims of your subconscious. I'd been at it since Final Fantasy 7 was new, created the original red chocobo myth that was used as a template for evey other fake chocobo. So yeah ive been there and trolled that, it will get old.
However for he record I'm only almost sorry for making anyone out there get two S class black and one S class gold chocobo and a whole fucking bunch of tetra bangles from mugging manip'd cactaurs.
>>83567051
>Imagine if that was how you were welcomed here. or anywhere
Try mentioning you're black and you'll get much the same. The trick is this: their opinions don't matter. Nobody's matters. We're all nameless, faceless voices barking into the darkness at no one. Whatever noises bark back are from similarly meaningless entities with no impact on any facet of actual reality. There is no point in taking offense to words from nobodies. Unless of course that's what gets you off, which I suspect it does.
>>83567134
>just try mentioning the fact you racially identify as mixed
/pol/ here
What happens? I'm curious.
Oh right, nothing.
I don't know how thin your skin is, but we spend more time picking on each other's flags than anything else.
>>83567217
Have you ever stopped to think that you just got bored because you ran out of material?
>>83567184
Guessing your not Canadian then, Canada is super crazy racist towards natives. Being Metis gets you hated on by whitey and the lower income bracket of natives in this fucking fake acceptance country. Fuck we had to start our country's only civil war to get recognised as any sort of status.
>>83567096
>I have diagnosed autism
Don't worry about your inability to fully empathize, instead simply imagine the scenario described and how inconvenient it would be for you if that happened, that experience would be as inconvenient for anyone else, the attempt to communicate and share a personal feeling is typically indicative of sincerity.
>>83567260
No, I got bored because I could make almost every other troll rage quit. Thats why i got bored. I started to try to stop because the negativity kept building and building. I come to 4Chan on insomnia nights to keep me off Facebook where I could actually piss off somebody I gove two damns about.
>>83567213
So don't say and nobody know you be, ignore and hide threads you don't like.
>>83567213
There is, it's called anonymity.
>>83567058
(Sorry it took so long)
He seems to get basics right, but frankly all I've seen of this stuff are the posts in some of these threads and half the time someone's shooped the image to make a joke.
I think the guy does respect the subject matter but there's manga out there that do a much better job of it. And that's crazy because they always sexualize the hell out of it in manga.
>>83567322
Did you even read >>83566825 ?
>>83567268
>Canada is super crazy racist towards natives
No, Natives are super racist towards whites.
I lived next to the Lac Simon reservation for a decade and I'm married to an Abenaki metis. You know that Val d'Or town they keep talking about? I'm from there. I know people in those cop abuse stories, and I know well enough that 99% of it is bullshit. EVERY day at elementary school a native would steal my lunch because his mother was a drunk that sent him to school with nothing. I actually pitied him and never reported it, and somehow WE'RE the racists?
No native kid was ever teased in school, yet when they drop out in secondary two and three from drug abuse or pregnancy it's somehow the fault of imagined systemic racism?
We're such big fucking jerks yet somehow our taxes are paying for new snowmobiles and pickups that they drive to shit so they buy new ones every other year while their kids come to school dirty and hungry.
We're so damned racist that native women leave reservations and renounce their status to be with white men because their own men are killing them and burying them out in the woods and covering it all up acting like outsiders are the one doing it.
This isn't a fucking joke. This is literally why my mother-in-law renounced her native status. You know, that, and how her own father would get drunk and point guns at his kids after making them line up against a wall. You seriously can't make this shit up.
Fuuuuuck yoooooooooou.
>>83567292
>the attempt to communicate and share a personal feeling is typically indicative of sincerity.
That'd be true if those feelings exposed any deep vulnerability, which you can't verify that they do, especially in this situation.
>>83567311
I'll call you up and let you know when the game gets old for me, but I can say with about eleven years of experience and good living under my belt that messing around on the internet has no significant bearing on my life outside of it, my subconscious, or my sense of general directed "negativity".
>>83567386
You'd admit to liking a character who was created for the sole purpose of allowing the author to use a facet of your personal identity as a gimmick for easier fan leverage? That's pretty weak.
>>83566825
>Why did there NEED to be a thread devoted to ridiculing my existence on /co/?
There isn't, there's a thread devoted to ridiculing QC's existence, which just so happens to involve a trans character. Your existence is merely a sidenote in all this.
You really do sound like you have a victimization complex.Typical of your deranged ilk
>>83566493
>Did you just never see the shooped pics that were posted in these threads? "Jokes" about how funny it is if a transsexual is beaten? Remember any of that? Then there were the comments about how to deal with this particular population, you read those? The "banter"?
I didn't do it, but sorry about that. It's not funny. I don't like this comic and I enjoy being able to dig in freely but that stuff isn't cool. This post probably isn't worth much, but just thought I'd make it anyway.
So when are we getting porn of her?
>>83567217
If anything all the internet hatespeech is a product of your subconscious to begin with. If you didn't get it out there, it'd find other ways to be expressed. Ways that would actually ruin your life.
>>83567511
you can sublimate negative urges into positive activities
>>83567412
So grow a thicker skin and ignore the words on your screen. No one is making you read them.
>>83567442
You missed that part about how being metis I get the same shit from the other end too, eh? No whites aren't the racists and I didn't mean to imply that. If I could blame anyone it would be that drunk, non-canadian cunt on our ten dollar bill MacDonald. He and imperial assholes like him paved way for the policies at the time which were racist and then we kept using the base skeletons of those policies. Since they were extremely racist to start off with the buaurocrats over the years failed to notice this because they were so used to the policies and that made for a government that ghettoised natives. Not to mention that education in rural areas and especially reserves in 'tiered' which means only a smaller percentage of schools in this country get the most funding, most get the mid tier funding and then the ones where you find the most rural native kids get the least, this is so our country has a garunteed source of lawyers and astronauts and kick ass jobs coming from select schools and garunteed grunts and trades workers from another school. Some reserves get the odd good funded school just so the government can hire token natives and show them off and say there is no problem to the media. Meanwhile in the far north we have ghettos that you literally can't escape from unless you fancy being eaten by wolves because the kids that grow up there all end up digging ditches or providing cases for EIA and CFS. Only native kids from the city and Peguis are allowed to go to collage.
And that's just the tip of the tip.
Tldr I never said it was your fault or your families. It's much worse then that.
>>83567445
People can like good characters that are in good stories even if there's a personally felt exploitation.
Shaft and Blackula were okay movies made to be exploitative but they are both enjoyable despite their cynical origins.
>>83567565
nobody is forcing anyone here to attack people who as far as they know aren't there to defend themselves
>>83566825
>Well, isn't that just peachy advice; "Go away."
It is the best advice 4chan will ever give you. Leave, while you can still let go. Leave, before you grow addicted to the anger. There is nothing positive here.
>>83567698
That's true, and so what? What I said about not having to read it still stands.
>>83567648
Rocky horror is exploitative as fuck. Granted by as bad as canned queer TV personalities. Watch the nightly news at 7 because our anchor Robert has a lisp just like you! And then a whole string of shit prime time shows with one or two stereotype faggots so fucking flaming they come sparkles when the sneeze so you know which ones are diverse!
Fuck off.
>>83567698
But they want to. Why are you oppressing them?
>>83567476
Don't do that to yourself. Don't timidly apologize for someone else's crap.
If you don't have the strength or the means to fight a wrong, and most people don't, there's no need for you to internalize guilt about it.
That's not the point of caring. You making a change somehow is the point of that, even if it's just going back to posting positive /co/ related stuff or skipping this thread for a more upbeat one.
>>83567723
This post makes my literacy sad.
>>83567445
Also, even though I never said whites were the problem, you proved the point you thought I was trying to make by taking it personally and immediately listing off a string of reasons why natives are shitty people. I hear the exact same sort of resentment from natives but it's just same shit different pile.
>>83567723
Your mother is a dogcocksucking whore.
Fortunately you didn't have to read this post so you have no reason to take offense at the totally true fact about your mother I just shared with you. She likes it.
>>83567882
I know you meant to respond to >>83567442, but I really appreciate you clicking on my post number to open up the quick reply box. I know it probably doesn't mean a lot to you, but it's a lot of attention for me and it has vastly improved my self-image.
>>83567799
"If you can't fight with me, don't bother feeling sorry! DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING, SINGING THE SONG OF ANGRY MEN!"
>>83566493
Reading that, I can suddenly understand WHY people would want to beat a transsexual.
If you do shit that isn't normal, don't be surprised when people don't embrace and celebrate your little delusions. You're weird and abnormal.
>>83567476
>It's not funny.
It's a bit funny.
>>83567835
Boo hoo.
>>83567901
Exactly.
>>83567902
Lmao fuck I'm tired. Glad I could help. Goonight.
>>83568006
kek
>>83568006
I find that one funny purely because it's in response to a pun. Like the explosisms where the guy makes a pun and then the other guy kills him in some way or another. Like I dunno I don't see the things other people see in prejudices. It's like the South Park episode with the town flag, it's a black guy getting lynched but the kids are for keeping it because they just see people killing each other, no colours. Maybe being prejudices against by both whites and natives, getting called dirty indian and whiteboy, having straight people be homophobic while obviously gay people call me a breeder has given me a unique perspective. Everyone is a fuckin retard and we need a baseball bat fueled culling on the monosexual scum and the pure bloods.
>>83568006
That is kinda funny, although I think the delivery could be better.
>>83566493
>because the lie people tell themself is always going to be louder than the reality confronting them
Oh you would know all about that, wouldn't you.
I'm bathing in the irony.
>>83568006
that is funny
>>83567477
Just porn of Brun. Things have been disappointingly lacking in that regard. I'm actually a bit disappointed in you people.
>>83568711
It's always funny when somebody gets punched in the face for a pun no matter what genitals they have between their legs or otherwise.
>>83568955
pun puncher
>>83526322
>>83556833
HOW FUCKING TALL IS ANYONE?
IN>>83526322 HE IS LEANING ON THE BAR, HIPS CLEARLY ABOVE IT. DORA AND HANNELORE ABOUT ON LEVEL, MAY LOWER THAN BAR? PERSPECTIVE, HOT SHIT.
BUT WAIT, >>83556833 HE LITERALLY SHRINKS MORE AND MORE WITH EACH PANEL!
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!?
>>83569082
ADDENDUM:
>>83556833
look at the first and fourth panel. His shirt, especially the sleeve gained thinner and more lines.
>>83569064
You could say it's a pun-ch. *Makes Claire's stupid post pun face*
>>83567051
>Imagine if that was how you were welcomed here. or anywhere.
I'm black and have been posting on 4chan for 8 years now. Fuck you, stop acting like a victim or leave.
>>83569549
You think you got it rough? I was a summerfag.
>>83569549
Unfortunately, that's the kind of person /co/mblr attracts.It's been like this since like late 2013.
>>83554207
I don't know, man. I went to Costa Rica and most people there are either caramel colored or slightly white.
Well, Limon is full of black people.
>>83569752
Coloured folk?
>>83565869
Apparently so. I read the question as how many posters here are trannies themselves.
>>83566493
Oh fuck off queer.
Most of the beating jokes here have Martin as the victim. Including trannies in them IS treating the same as everybody else.
Not having any balls is no good excuse to start acting like a bitch.
>>83557554
It's realistic though, you totally do run into random pretentious assholes like that from time to time.
>>83567051
This is some next level bait.
>>83569549
>>83569700
That's nothing. I watched Tales of Iroh and only cried for twenty minutes.
>>83570285
I've never seen any of these strips just ones where chicks have a black eye
>>83566493
>>83566942
>>83567511
>>83566630
>hatespeech
Because these threads don't have enough make believe BS already.
>>83570428
Right. Ones with Martin.
>>83570461
Well on the plus side I finally got to read an actual trans persons take on Claire. It was a hardy 'meh she could be worse'
>>83570565
I don't consider that dumb shitposter's whinefest to be valid "trans opinions" any more than I consider any other irrelevant "my life sucks boo hoo it's not my fault" posts to be the valid "hetero opinion". Some people are just too emotionally stunted children to be posting on the internet and genitals don't really matter that much as a part of it.
>>83570332
Where do you think we are
>>83532118
plz no ban
>>83538694
Because then there's no more conversation to be had.
He'd have waited for the bus in the cold, and fuck the storyline.
And the shotgun would have gone off in the fire - no more storyline, no more Brun, it was a terrible idea.
>>83566558
>trans people should be ostracized from society
Nah, turned into sex slaves. Kink.com isn't making strides in the right direction with that. TSSeduction needs more TS Slaves.
>>83567476
>It's not funny
It's funny because it's being done to an unrealistic expy of Transgenders. Claire is probably the WORST example of Transgenders out there, yet people put her on a pedestal as if she's ridiculously important.
>>83574506
i wish he never made her trans
>>83566493
hey I found you
>>83568006
Anybody that thinks this is about transphoia needs to stop seeing things through a heteronormative lens.
>>83562509
The only enjoyment I find from this comic anymore is the fan art and discussion. Post more Claire art.
>>83568006
classic punchline, it never gets old.
>>83577458
I'm pretty sure this single page makes all the time I've spent lurking the QC threads worthwhile.
>>83574403
Easier than that. We just need to find a cure for Gender dysphoria.
We solve that problem, we solve the whole "Trans Rights issues."
And since it needs to be said. IF YOU DON'T HAVE DYSPHORIA, YOU AREN'T TRANS. YOU'RE JUST A FAGGOT.
>>83577693
I don't fucking care if jeph approves or not this goes into my head canon just around after her and pint-size actually finally did have a fucking discussion about the gender thingamajigs.
>>83577918
Anybody who sincerely believes they have gender dysphoria has gender dysphoria.
>>83578051
Gender Dysphoria is an actual medical condition.
It is not a "Like OMG, I wear boy's clothes so much, I'm so gender fluid."
Why does the fat nigress talk like a robot? Is she autistic?
>>83577918
We already have a cure, death. People need to be more open to the idea of legalized euthanasia. Life just isn't the best option for everyone.
>>83578223
Yes. But in case you're wondering, the comic does have robots also. But the brown autistic one (probably) isn't a robot and most of the real robots are actually less robotic.
>>83578122
The evidence of gender dysphoria being a clinical condition is shoddy at best. Some studies have drawn correlative links between prenatal androgen exposure and increased likelihood of close family/twins to be similar and but the same could be said for just about everything else we consider a choice from committing homicide to how you dress yourself.
>>83578122
It's not something we can diagnose easily though. It's not like the parts of the brain relating to it show up with a scan.
>>83578603
Speaking of comics by jeph featuring robots why does /co/ not seem to know Alice Grove exists? Fuuuck it's good. Jeph denied that it's the far distant future of QC but I honestly think he's full of shit and didn't expect gans to figure out the obvious connections so easily. I hope it ties in one day. Just like a pint-size chassis in the background or something even.
>>83577458
I like the edits. It's not quite up there with Loss, but there's plenty of edits for this strip.
>>83578815
>Alice Grove
>Good
>pick one
>>83577458
This general needs more lewd May fan art.
>I need more lewd May fan art
>Anyone else only realise they have a robot fetish because of May's sexy bot bootay?
>>83579214
Why u no liek, anon?
>>83579337
It's a directionless, plotless, sterile, emotionless mess where strips are made up on the spot just like QC. The world has no cohesion and the characters are empty vessels, and this is even compared to QC. Alice Grove is absolute garbage, one of the worst webcomics I've ever seen, worse than 2002 Keenspot stuff done by 7th graders. It's better than Moon over June, but what isn't?
>>83578815
It all started because Marten wouldn't get Pintsize a human chaise. So Pintsize used his connection with Hanners dad. Like the Station AI, Marten or Hanners gave his number too, and got a hold of one of the more super scientific ones thats virtually human... blah blah blah Battlestar Galactica blah blah blah... Boom Alice Grove.
Its all right there.
>>83579471
I gotta argue with the part about it being direction less. The story is always progressing, chapter 1 was a bit like QC in a post post apocalypse setting but now they're on the road things are happening more. It seems like this project is fully planned out as opposed to him just winging character interactions for story in QC.
>>83579804
My theory is that Pint-size x May finally happens and the apocalypse is the result.
Also best ship ever. Jeph if you are lurking in this thread take note!
>>83579804
Awesome reaction image much man.
I'm glad she's getting her shit health with but she's less relatable going cold turkey. Like it's just not realistic that she found a perfect distraction to keep her on the wagon right off the damn hop so fucking easily and only relapsed once
>>83576706
we see his penis
>>83580442
Bro, thats very clearly a woman, and women don't have penises.
>>83580523
Except feminine penises
>>83581000
That would be funny with another character but I honestly think out of anyone Emily is the least likely to give any sort of shit. If you asked her to refer to you as a canary and use the plural "sirs" for a preferred pronouns she would be all over that.
Tldr emersion breaking, almost funny.
>>83580733
I don't know anon, thats kind of gay
>>83579804
"Dook?"
>>83583377
Drinky Crow, bro
https://youtu.be/qDyWAeosnEo
>>83583465
never heard of it
>410 Posts
>>83533019
i-iim in love with the thick eyebrows autist and i dont even read this shit comic
>>83584286
Don't worry, you're still a step above us trannylovers.
>>83584286
>>83584827
Man at least you guys know if your waifus have genitals or not
>>83584982
May's government issued chassis probably doesn't come with a vagina, but you can just duct tape a fleshlight over her crotch area. Or a strapon, if that's your thing.
>Specials
>Habanero Mocha
>Dill Latte
>Pickle
I want hipsters to go.
>>83584060
Maakies is the name of the comic,
Drink Crow Show is the animated series
Enjoy
>>83568006
This is funny, and also not transphobic because it'd be the exact same gag if it was a cisgender man instead of Claire.
>>83585236
Or an actual woman.
>>83578815
Alice Grove's only good page was the most recent one.
>>83585222
Is it bad that I smiled at this.
>>83585175
>Has never read the comic before
Dude the board specials are a changing joke, like Simpsons couch gag or Bob's Burgers' blackboard special, only coffee of DooM was doing the gag specials first.
That autocorrect is to awesome to fix
>>83585326
Really? I think it's actually slowed down a bit because its the start of a new chapter, I really liked the gun fight at the end of the last chapter.
>>83578815
I would actually murder you; I swear to Jesus
>>83585373
Nah, it's cute.
>>83578815
>describing something created by Jeff Jocks as "good"
Read a fucking book, kid.
>>83586135
We have reached the point in human history where the chance of all our accumulated knowledge disappearing is a nonissue.
But what does that mean when we don't read?
We're living in a self imposed dark age
>>83582913
Jokes on you, you can't downvote on 4chan faggot
>>83586019
You just can't appreciate the genius of Jeph's worldbuilding.
>>83585591
Then your taste in webcomics is stunted and depressing
>>83586166
Well, robo-human lesbianism confirmed.
>>83586411
Don't even pretend to be that guy. You might catch his retardation
>>83585508
>The Joke
>Your Head
>Your Moms Head if it was my head above here instead
>>83586441
I like many more then just QC but I dunno why, May is just kick ass. Id take her out on a nice date of throwing shit off overhangs and causing a general ruckus and after get May to gargle astro glide if she weren't "compatible". I'm sure she'd get a kick out of going to town with a strap on, so reciprocation is a possibility.
>>83586692
Shit I thought this was the waifu thread. Ignore my robo-lusting faggotry.
>>83586692
I warned them.
I warned them about you.
>>83586797
At least I'm not an avatarfag which is a lesser version of a tripfag.
>>83586797
It's too late for him, concentrate on the others!
>>83586907
There is nothing worse than liking QC legitimately for any reason.
Even people who like it unironically are shit
>>83585181
Why is he repeatedly saying "Dook"? What is it supposed to mean?
>>83587003
It's onomatopoeia for drinking
>>83587003
It's an onomatopoeia, you donut
>>83587003
Lurk moar faggot. Its in the fucking thread.
>>83587030
That's not what drinking sounds like.
If anything it's actually closer to "Glook" or "Blook:
>>83587086
Hate to disappoint you, but I am strictly heterosexual.
>>83587097
Nigga, in Nihon the cat says Nyaa~
>>83586986
I want to fuck you so lovingly
>>83586986
I sit here smug at you because I at least ease y time on things I enjoy. Seriously, do you have things you enjoy? Try doing that instead of obsessing over something that makes you mad. You are giving Jeph Jacques free publicity, you know that right? Every time you post bumps this thread which increases the potential of introducing a new reader to QC and they might just like it.
Jeph probably loves people like you for giving him a career.
>>83587181
Hate to disappoint you but this is 4chomg and not only does nobody care but everyone is automatically a faggot forever for being here, faggot.
>>83586166
I just want the robot to fuck Faye until she sweats out all the fat Jacques stacked on out of guilt.
>>83587279
>>83587307
I realize this is your first day and all, but I've been arguing against this General for the past two years on those very grounds.
Also, what is sage?
>>83587307
Just... give it a rest already. We aren't changing for you. Ever.
>>83587393
Ah so its like a too late to go back sort of attitude or something? It's okay we all waste a year or two of our lives, usually more. It's never too late to find a webcomic you actually like.
>>83587396
You confuse my attempts to tell somebody they're being fucking retarded as an attempt to change things for the better. No, nobody can de-shite either 4chan or the QC fan bas, but if i can get through to just one person, the whole world might be less fucking full of retards. That's a wide fucking might.
>>83567477
> Brun is Kuvira
I fucking knew it
>>83570186
>colored
Fuck you!
that extra u has no reason to be there and you know it you fucking fucker!!!
>>83587535
Webcomics are pretty much not for me, even the good ones.
That really goes for all comics and cartoons. I like the draughtsmanship of some, but eh; I don't really care about stories or whatever.
Jeph Jacques is the antithesis of all things that make an Artist, and for that he is disgusting.
That an eternal altar should be raised to someone so far removed from the Artistic Spirit is too disgusting to ignore.
In a world that once held men of the caliber of Cambiasi and Dore, I cannot believe that an oaf such as this, one who draws like a kindergartner and writes like a 3rd grader, may be held in any kind of regard, even if it be in a negative aspect.
QC does not need to be mocked 24/7; it needs to have withered on the vine.
Its only due punishment is oblivion
>>83587804
>That really goes for all comics and cartoons. I like the draughtsmanship of some, but eh; I don't really care about stories or whatever
> LOCAL MAN ABOVE IT ALL, PITIES YOU
and yet here you are faggot
>>83587939
I like Takato Yamamoto
>>83587804
>Webcomics are pretty much not for me, even the good ones.
>That really goes for all comics and cartoons. I like the draughtsmanship of some, but eh; I don't really care about stories or whatever.
>>83588066
I'm sorry, your stupidity distracted me from posting the accompanying picture
>>83588066
Yeah, like Little Nemo or Prince Valiant.
They're obviously excellently wrought works of craftsmanship, but their stories aren't very compelling.
I mean, it's not like there are any Virgils among the the Webcomickers
>>83587742
Canadian dude, we don't dumb down the English language.
>>83587804
There are so many worse comics or even general artists to hate on. Why dont you be constructive and troll Family Circus? That shit is like a thousand years old and shoves religion down peoples throats with zero punchline and the same recycled art crap, only he traces instead of copypastas his characters. Or how about home stuck?
Do you even draw anything? Try doing that if you want to battle this perceived degradation of art. It has to be more constructive then yelling at anons.
Sure there are better quality webcomics then QC but it's slice of life comics are like soap operas.did young and the restless sucking massive ass stop it from having a billion year long run? No. People still buy harlequin books, they themselves know they are reading garbage but they like it and won't stop no matter how gay somebody tells them it is.
>>83587374
I ended up reading from Hannelore's introduction up to about weeb-girl's introduction last night and holy shit the writing was so much better back then. I mean, that still only places it and modestly above-average, but there was a funny joke like once every ten strips and there was actually some fucking PACING. Now if I weren't comparing it to what's currently happening then it would probably still feel pretty slow but with how glacial things are right now the plot moved faster than Wally Fucking West at the time.
Oh and I just remembered why your post prompted me to say something. Faye used to be referred to as hot. In fact, every woman character was supposed to be hot back the pink-haired bitch was still around. And now this? Pic fucking related my friend.
>>83588336
>There are so many worse comics or even general artists to hate on
You don't understand the nature of Art or why someone like Jeph Jacques is an insult to anyone deserving of the term Artist.
Hell, he's an insult to Craftsmanship in general.
There may be worse artists, but Jeph Jacques is as far removed from Art as a man can be.
An Artist is not content to wallow in his incompetency, as he always strives for perfection as he sees it.
Michelangelo worked every single day of his 89 years throughout tortuous conditions, because he loved the Craft, the Art.
An Artist can't stop striving.
And yes, I draw, and I draw better than Hacques; but I'm not content with my meager skill.
I will never stop struggling with my ineptitude until I'm the best or until I die
>>83588613
Start up an art blog dude. Seems like there's a lot more in there then just trolling skills. You seem like a pretty determined guy and if you just channel the energy you use to hate on jeph into surpassing him, you will.
>>83588613
Oh boo hoo
>>83533019
That doesn't really answer why she starts off as a bartender and ends up as a bar table.
>>83588997
Not until I stop being terrible.
Being slightly better than Jacques is not enough
>>83589221
Highly functioning Autist turns into Barely Functioning Autist due to retarded author.
>>83589165
A response worthy of the Oaf himself.
A true disciple, I see
>>83589334
How will you know when you're good enough without embracing constructive criticism? It sounds like this two year long crusade against Jeph might be driven out of jealousy of his success. You'll never kick his ass on 4chan by pissing into the proverbial ocean of piss. You only get piss back.
>>83589557
I compare myself against the Masters every night, and know that I am yet nothing compared to them.
Money and fame mean little to me.
I'd rather have my hands broken and eyes gauged out than live the life of Jeph.
I never want to not want to learn how to draw
>>83589529
That's not me, dude. I'm the one having a civil discussion with the other avatarfag about how he should take slightly different measures in his war against degrading art.
>>83589643
Never said you have to become a big webcomic mogul, just think you should give public display a shot.
>>83589669
Pfft, I actually made that (small) edit
>>83589731
Oh, many pardons lord of original content! Here's your fucking trophy. Your animu reaction face is well deserved for you are certainly not a cuckold lifeless little beta bitch. Forgive me!
>>83589729
Ok, for my firstQC fan art, I drew QC's favortitest waifu
Pls r8
>>83566942
> Can I see your state-issued tranny card?
This is hurtful speech, for it privileges consistency above the current fluid state of mind.
Having a "card" would imply that trans _must_ last long enough to be inspected and have a card issued; we know that one may be trans on Monday and cis on Tuesday.
Expecting that an external accident such as a card, or a penis, says anything real about a person's self-image (and therefore that person's reality) expresses an unhealthy preference for group-normative implementations of reality over, above, and _against_ the true reality in the mind of the honest trans.
In the year 2016 one would expect humans to be operating on a higher evolutionary level than they did twenty or thirty years ago.
Please catch up.
>>83589855
looks like the chief of some island tribe
>>83589894
>trans _must_ last long enough to be inspected
I just wanna see your femdick and boipussi, is that so wrong, bro? C'mon, let me have a quick sip of that sicky dicky. SLURP SLURP
Gonna fucking dual combo that feminine rod with my tongue and lips, give it the wet pocket treatment. Make your balls sweat in anticipation of the pleasure being brought down to them as well. Never will your lady seed have more reason to be released then in my suck hole.
>>83589911
ITS LIKE THE ANCIENT HAWAIIANS SAY
>>83589855
Lmao. I like your lines and the face is great. I'm assuming that's Jeph. His face has kind of a dull, thug like gaze going on there. Saving that for a future /QC/ general thread.
>>83590045
I'm kind of okay at drawing low rent cartoon faces like that, as well as certain full bodies.
I can't quite draw a man as fat as Hacques with anything resembling the quality I'd like to see in a full work, so I'm working on that.
>>83590274
If I were a glorious fat fuck I'd send nudes but I have a freakish metabolism.
>>83586166
I didn't used to read Bubbles in Garnet's voice, but now suddenly I do.
>>83528108
We'd have to pretend to care about Fay again if we focus on anyone else...
>>83590453
Fuck you
>>83586166
>Robot blushes in the 3rd panel
So did Liquid fall off the face of the earth? One minute he's all set to bring back handy jays, then I don't think I've seen him in months.I hope nothing bad happened to the guy or I'm gonna feel like a dick for complaining.
>>83593655
He's still updating his Hentai Foundry, DeviantArt, and and Fur Affinity pages. He has a hilarious Brun porn up on HF.
>>83593778
Oh shit he does. Thought I checked that like two days ago, but I guess I'm just retarded. Suppose he's just gone dark here then. Shame, the dream was nice while it lasted.
>>83586166
I don't get it. If the android was some military prototype why did they let her keep the armor? Wouldn't that be extremely dangerous? Do they just let former soldiers keep whatever equipment they want?
>>83594950
>Do they just let former soldiers keep whatever equipment they want?
You'd be surprised. Military resource registration and document is consistent in all the wrong places. I've heard rumors that some techs have been able to smuggle full jet engines back to the states by parting them out and lowly shipping them back home, sort of like what Johnny Cash did with that Cadillac.
>>83593655
I'm still alive man. I've just been going through waves of stuff.
>>83551805
>allies
>>83538694
>>83526322
I know it's Jeff's "art" but the inconsistency in Clinton's head shape really bugs me.
And then there's Dora who at first glance was mistaken for someone else by a lot of anons (me included).
>>83586758
>Ignore my robo-lusting faggotry.
That's like asking to ignore my own.
>>83566723
Oh come on, Go Get A Roomie is NOWHERE near as awful as those two
>>83596998
Mildly infuriating doesn't begin.
>>83551805
>>83551870
I swear to God, If Poe's Law was an actual law, this man's work would be the court case it'd cite in every proceeding incident.
In a sane world, I'd be convinced he's just fucking with us, but we're not so lucky.
>>83599373
I'm still not convinced otherwise. But maybe that's just hope talking.
>create a new brown girl of vague ethnicity
>what to call her?
>I KNOW! BROW... I mean, Brun.
Bravo, stab hand now please.
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