Hey, look, silhouettes.
28 Slots. Any guesses who theWHY IS THERE A BEAR OVER THERE. THAT IS A BEAR.
THAT DEFINITELY LOOKS LIKE A BEAR.
>>84099162
Dogweilder or no buy.
>Pedobear
>Prince
>Walter White
>David Bowie
>Clinton and Trump (with Bernie as DLC kek)
>The Man with No Name
I don't know how to feel about this roster.
The silhouettes mean jackshit. They're all taken from elsewhere like the MKX one that was shown at E3 2014.
Hello everyone. I was wondering, where do you guys go when you want to read comic book reviews? The likes of CBR and IGN or is there a particular site or blog with interesting, less biased opinions?
http://comicbookroundup.com/
Metacritic for comics.
>>84099523
Very nice man, didn't know this existed. Thanks a lot.
I usually follow anything I can find, bit of a comic book whore in that respect. My favorite though has to be The Outhouse, imagine The Onion talking about comic books 24/7 and that's roughly the gist of things with some actual, irl news sprinkled in occassionally to confuse you
Do we do this here, /co/?
>Rescues the unicorn from a life of imprisonment
>Risks his life in two fights for the fucking unicorn
>Does what he's told to do when the Red Bull shows up and does what he can to save her yet again
>Gets bitched at for it multiple fucking times as if he did something wrong
>Multiple hints in the movie of him loving the unicorn
>Seriously the first half of the fucking film is basically him doing anything he can for her as resistant as she is
>Gets fucking cockblocked by some random guy introduced literally halfway through the movie
>Gets bitched at and talked down to by not only Lir and the Unicorn, but also his end-of-the-movie love interest (seriously why?)
>Gets no thanks until the last minute of the film and it's a passive aggressive half assed, oblivious one from the Unicorn who winds up being a self-obsessed ungrateful bitch
Can we talk about this? Why the FUCK did the best character in this movie get the absolute worst outcome? Why was the whole movie just him getting bitched at for helping? Why was literally every other character such an ass?
He does real magic and gets the girl.
Yeah Shemdrick has a rough time of it but he ends up in a decent place, I think.
>>84099097
His name is "shmendrick", that's why. Shmendrick is treated like a shmendrick.
If his name had been "Asshole" would you be so confused?
>>84099117
So I reatched it, and all I got out of this movie was that he was literally in love doing all he could for the ungrateful unicorn and then some writer got replaced or something and changed everythig halfway through. I get it's based on a book but I'm taking this how it was presented in the film.
There is literally no development for Schmendrick and the wench to get together. All Molly does is bitch at him and tell him to help the unicorn, which he's already fucking doing.
The Unicorn turns human and FOR SOME FUCKING REASON, after a long period of rejecting Lir, just after one shitty song segment, is like, fuck it, I love this guy for no reason.
Then they both rub that shit in Shmendrick's face, while he, as Molly fucking says 'works night and day' to keep the King busy so they can stay focused on their mission, which, again, the unicorn FUCKING FORGETS because of Lir for SOME reason, and even after Molly shows a slight amount of respect for him in that scene, just goes on to bitch and moan about how he isn't good enough and so on.
I get it's an 80's film and it suffers from a lot of bad transtions and stuff, but some scenes like the skeleton one were really great and cohesive, so I don't get why the characters don't interact properly outside of a handful of scenes.
What would the show be like if the show runner wasJoss Whedon
Dem Legs, I forgot how sexy that outfit actually is.
>>84098924
It'd be terrible. He hasn't had a good show since Firefly
>>84098924
Pretty much the same but Kara would be absolutely terrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqVmd266VA8
Is he right? Will they fuck up Phoenix again?
>Fox not fucking up X-Men
>ever
Until Marvel gets rights back, we won't see ANYTHING decent related to X-Movies.
>>84098820
>posting the blob
>>84098820
Blob is like the exact autismal mid-point between Chris-chan and NC.
Able to appear superficially semi-normal like NC, but unable to actually develop beyond childhood like Chris.
>In the dark of the night i was tossing and turning
>>84098804
AND THE NIGHTMARE I HAD WAS AS MAD AS CAN BE
>He tosses and turns to the sound of thunder
>but i' got wattamelone to keep me aslumber
>tfw you will never fuck a wormette
What does it mean though? Is the lore deepening?
So he's talking about one of the Ronnie Clones?
Also, nice reference
sincerely you master spy, Roger Y muerebe
>>84099041
he's talking about himself, because he is his own worst enemy ;_;
why didn't they hangout more?
Season 2B.
just what in the absolute fuck happened to the show
>>84098703
Alex got dumped by the girl Pacifica was based on , so he didn't make more about the characters relationship.
>>84098775
Alex Hirsch went fucking nanners.
This is why we have
animal films. No one bitched about clawhauser.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/27/disney-depiction-of-obese-polynesian-god-in-film-moana-sparks-anger
>>84098585
He's not obese though. He looks pretty bearmode.
>>84098585
I thought it was obligatory for all males remotely related to Hawaii to look like Israel Kamakawiwo.
>>84098707
This. Dude is strongfat.
>one of the show's main characters gets killed/written off in the third season
>their replacement character makes the show go downhill
Why does this always happen? Has one show ever succeeded at replacing a main character.
Does this ever really happen in cartoons tho?
Pretty sure this happened in Dexter. But thats no cartoon.
>>84098318
Parks and Recreation got rid of the boring guy who Leslie wanted to fuck and successfully replaced him with two accountants who were not a shit.
But that's not a cartoon, and I can't think of any cartoons where this happens.
Now that it's been a few weeks, how hard did this movie suck?
On a scale from a cyclone to a Thai prostitute.
>>84097623
But
Cyclones blow
>>84097623
You're an idiot, OP. That makes you the target audience.
>>84097642
Toranados?
>normal size, normal strength
>super small, super relative strength
>super large, super strength
What the fuck?
Literally everyone's wearing costume these days.
here is the bullshit explanation OP
>>84097564
That graph is almost as retarded as the art itself.
Vision doesn't have "durability", he has *density* control. Low density lets him phase and float, high density makes him tough and heavy. Wonder Man and Power Man are never showing as being particularly dense/heavy, they're just durable.
Why is Vision even on the Strength axis? He doesn't get stronger from density. Flying above an opponent then shifting into a 100-ton form to come crashing down isn't strength.
GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!
>>84097367
Wow it's uh.
It sure is an image board alright.
CORN
>>84097382
YES
NOW, WE MUST SHITPOST ON IT
why is wakfu so lewd?
>>84097352
Because lewd things are good.
Because France.
>>84097352
Because it's French.
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