Remember kids, God made you special and he loves you very much!
If God really loved me he'd give me a 5
[fedora baiting intensifies]
I dunno, it's just a baseless hunch, but I feel like it's coming. I mean,
>Joker cuts off face for like no reason
>I seriously don't believe he's going to walk around faceless for the rest of his published existence because duh comics
>Probably won't use sci-fi/fantasy reason to fix face because Batman's 2realistic4me (except he's not at all but we pretend he is)
>Snyder tried to make last Joker story a "classic" in vein of Killing Joke, and his sequel is supposed to be about hate, whereas the last was about love
>To "top" himself, he's going to try to do the ultimate Joker story where he finally dies
That way, Snyder could continue his tradition of writing fairly mediocre stories that are hailed as masterpieces that "totally redefine Batman" or some such, Joker dies, putting the no face thing to rest, and by the time another writer inevitably resurrects him, they don't have to deal with the no-face, because why can't a guy who comes back to life also get his face back somehow? I mean comics?
I know this is just a wild guess, but who else can feel Snyder doing the "last Joker story" coming? I bet you my Action Comics #1* that it's happening.
Also, I'm calling that next Joker storyline, rather than wearing his skinned-off face, he just walks around with his exposed no-face flesh to double the edgy.
*Volume 2
>>64254688
That stupid 'no face' idea will be funny in a couple of years. Though, it's funny for my right now.
>>64254688
>Probably won't use sci-fi/fantasy reason to fix face because Batman's 2realistic4me (except he's not at all but we pretend he is)
Somebody doesn't remember the time that Batman broke his back and then had it healed by a physical therapist with magic powers.
It's still a stupid statement, though. If Joker can walk around without a face for months at a time, then he can get a prosthetic face. It's not that hard.
>>64255166
Yeah, it'll be funny in the Tommy Wiseau way. We'll all be laughing about how Snyder thought this was serious literature and how ridiculously grim dark it is.
Since they lost their self awareness in the Silver Age, Capes will always be the butt of the joke. Always.
Hahaha! Isn't degeneracy cute?! Let's encourage it!
>>the year of our earthmother 2014
>>being cis scum
You are literally hitler.
Preachy Comic
Preachy Thread
Both Bad
Degeneracy is so subjective you could have made the same statement about a kid listening to rock and roll.
I've always sort of wondered how the concept of "death" is organized in the DC Universe, as there seem to be a multitude of entities that deal with it. I mean, we have Gaiman's Death of the Endless from The Sandman, who seems to be the "big-D" death. But matters are complicated by Nekron, the Black Flash (no, not DCnU Wally), and a number of death-avatars from all of the pantheons that are considered "real" in the DCU.
I'm not terribly sure how it works, but this is my version of it:
>Death (The Endless)
The embodiment of death. Death itself.
>Nekron
This is where I make shit up to force things to fit. Nekron is an entity created by Death, much like Morpheus created The Corinthian and Brute & Glob. He has some of Death's power, but went rogue after he started to believe that life is an abomination and that the universe's natural state is death. Cast out of Death's abode, he now rules the Dead Zone, which we've seen in various Green Lantern comics.
>Hades
Is not death, simply a ruler of an underworld. Perhaps every underworld and afterlife is connected to Death's larger underworld, with some gods simply having domain over some sections of it, perhaps even unaware of this fact.
>Thanatos
In Greek myth, Hades was the ruler of the dead realm, but Thanatos was the personification of death. All personifications of Death are simply manifestations of Death of the Endless based on different perceptions of her, so Thanatos is Death, as well as Yama, the Grim Reaper, whoever is "death" itself.
>The Black Flash
Either Death's form when she comes after those connected to the Speed Force, or, like Nekron, a minor Death minion with autonomy.
>The Black Racer
A human given the power and responsibility to access Hadis, the element Death's world that deals with New Gods, and bring New Gods to it when their time has come.
Maybe Morrison's Multiversity Map will clear this up, I dunno.
>>64221448
Oh yeah, H'ronmeer would be another personification of Death, the one familiar to Martians.
>>64221448
Hmm.. I've not read many volumes of the Sandman, or any of the Death spin-off minis, but...
Perhaps Death doesn't have anything to do with the afterlife at all, and only has anything to do with the moment and process of death itself? After that, her job is done, and these souls could end up in a variety of places, such as Hell, Silver City, Hades, the Dead Zone, Elysium, Nirvana, staying on Earth as ghosts, etc etc, but Death herself has nothing to do with those things at that point?
She's kinda hot.
Draw this again thread.
at the end of this thread are you going to post a screencrap of this and the last thread you made with the same starter image? because a week isn't really enough time to make significant progress.
>>64116727
>THE EYES
observe them
Well this is going to be a constructive and intelligent thread
like any one cares
>>642000000
Goddamn it, [s4s].
Why is DC so lewd now days?
>>64146940
Sex sells.
>>64146940
Because they can't use Batman anymore after he got pregnant with Superman's baby.
>>64146940
wtf is going on in this pic?
http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/digital-short-legend-of-korra-dse-book-three-trailer.html
So what do you think Zaheer says that causes her to make this face?
>>64069234
I fugged ur mum
>>64069234
Gosh Korra's hot
>>64069234
http://youtu.be/HtHIb9M-3FU?t=53s
One of my friends said that Goku can not only beat Superman, but he's faster then the Flash.
I don't even..
>>64073588
Goku can teleport... So yes, he is faster.
Both of you are fucking retarded
you more so for believing a image and not actually reading comics, also for making such fucking stupid threads
>>64073771
Flash can move fast enough to go back in time.
Why did Dexter's Laboratory have so many shapely women in it?
>>63928513
Animators are just as perverted as us.
>>63928643
>Liking a shapely woman is perverted
I'm more concerned with how much foot fetishism it had, like that episode with the gnomes in love with Dee Dee's feet.
ANON! A sentinel has just landed in front of you, and identified you as a mutant!
You only have 10 seconds to act before it blows you away, your only hope for survival is the power thats suddenly awoken inside of you.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Subatomic_Manipulation
Everybody can go home.
I just won harder than anybody can ever win at this game.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Isolation
>The ability to enter into a state of non-existence.
Well...this is a depressing power. But I guess I could just disappear or something until it fucks off?
>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bodily_Fluid_Manipulation
Great, my mutant power is what would happen if a giant sentinel landed in front of me wanting me dead.
Besides Cape Comics what would you recommend me to read? Both completed or in a weekly/monthly issue
Sandman
Nazi Cats (Forgot the name)
Y: The Last Man
Saga
Ex Machina
Hellboy
Looking for more "down to earth" kind of comics with no superheroes.
Love Cyberpunk and Medieval ambient and would love something with a vast universe and lore.
>>64035853
Hmm, maybe DMZ.
Scalped
Fables is good for the first like 70 issues, but I guess it's not really what you're looking for
Please post comics that don't get posted often, something you think people should read
Why aren't you watching the best Scooby Doo special of 2014 right now on CN ?
I watched the OSW review of it and laughed
I would love to exist a city dedicated solely to wrestling
the WWE equivalent of Disneyland
>>63995072
I am. Why are you bothering me during commercial break?
was this the one with the young justice cameo
![the.legend.of.korra.s03e08.hdtv.x264-w4f.mp4_snapshot_02.39_[2014.07.26_23.43.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5hn1smC.jpg "the.legend.of.korra.s03e08.hdtv.x264-w4f.mp4 snapshot 02.39 [2014.07.26 23.43.32]")
Make a caption
>>63996343
>Is OP a faggot?
>Yes he is
I was briefly worried Opal would be the traitor.
Although I guess that could still happen.
>>63996343
>Oh, Bolin. Don't you like it when I feed you lies?
