*heavy chineese accent* Honorable /co/ ! I challenge you to a Shaolin SHOWDOWN ! My two tons tunic against your own Shen Gong Wu. Do you accept ?
>>77668194
2000-2005 awesome
2006-2009 sucked
>>77668194
I accept with my Mantis Flip Coin
What's the showdown OP
>>77668231
Good. We took turns hitting eachother in the balls repeatetly until someone drop. Do you accept ?
>>77668199
Wait to state the obvious. Also post your Shen Gong Wu.
Who is the better superhero? Flash or Jessica Jones? Not talking about the shows, just the characters.
Flash obviously. Jessica Jones's whole schtick was that she was very unremarkable for a superhero in the Marvel universe.
I don't recall the Flash threatening innocent people on the subway or sleeping with widows he created.
Flash actually is a superhero who feels a compulsion to save everybody he possibly can within his own city.
Jessica Jones' attitude is "The Avengers will take care of it." as far as actual hero work goes. The only reason she even bothers with Kilgrave is "unfinished business".
>ITT: Non-real shits people believe which gets you mad at (basically things that triggers your autism.)
''ooga booga guys Spider-Man literally has no good stories XDDDD''
>>77667798
Name five, fagget!
Also, "non-real"? You need to read some real books asap to work on that vocabulary.
Basically anything John Greene says that doesn't relate to teenage girl angst should be discarded.
>a-bloo-bloo Batman is the cishet white patriarchy oppressing the marginalized rapists and murderers
>>77667901
JMS run.
Has she been forgotton?
>>77667556
Maybe, but her ass won't be.
>>77667570
DC is trying to push a bunch of female villains now. Why not Edgy McBlueass?
>>77667556
not related, but why do these red lanterns keep on vomiting blood?
Hello Anons, even though I am a bitch ass nigga who died it still does not prevent my duties in watching the cosmos in all it's dimensions and glory, my visage extending even beyond death.
Tell me of an alternate reality of /co/ to view upon and I shall do so, so without further ado:
WHAT IF /CO/...
was good?
Wasn't shit
actually liked comics?
Think back, what was the last /co/ related thing you watched/read/played/listened to?
Got it? Good.you've stolen all of Immortan Joe's wives, he's fucking pissed and he mobilised the entire war party. The main character of that thing you selected is now defending you.How fucked are you?
...Jessica Jones?
Welp,
>>77667491
one punch man
i'm good.
Shit
Flash crossover MUSICAL episode with Supergirl when? Grant Gustin, Jesse Martin, Melissa Benoist, Andy Mientus (pied piper), Jeremy Jordan, whoever plays supergirl's actual mom/aunt. These shows are begging for it.
Oh man, the Brave and the Bold guys did wanna do Crisis as a musical didn't they.....
seriously we better get a Flash musical ep by season 3. Cisco was on Broadway too, and Stein .
The day Music Meister is featured in the Flash show is the day /co/ breaks.
>>77666980
>Flash/Supergirl cross over
Please leave the only half good capeshow alone, its bad enough we have to put up with Arrow cross overs.
>Zack Snyder's JUSTICE LEAGUE reportedly includes the Black Canary, and Abbey Lee and Alona Tal are the frontrunners for the role. A spin-off BIRDS OF PREY movie is also in development.
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/JoshWildingNewsAndReviews/news/?a=127255
>>77666730
>An actual canary cry
>>77666730
>A spin-off BIRDS OF PREY movie is also in development.
Sweet Jesus thank you!
>IMplying Hunger Games girl is Barbara and not Carrie Kelly
well shit
>It's a body swap episode
>>77666578
>OP takes a fat dick up the butt
>I can look at myself naked
>>77666578
I always hated it when they swap the voices. Like that makes any sense at all.
>decide to give this a go
>10 hours in realise MMORPGs are shit
Thanks for the update.
>Using Catwoman as a stand in for being Wonder Woman's arch-nemesis.
Being Cheetah is suffering.
>>77666723
Circe is the Wonder Woman counterpart in-game
This should've never happened.
I think it should have :)
It didn't
Just friends
>>77666406
and then their kid was this guy
Dick Rider
Ryder
>>77666311
Nope
>>77666277
What about him? He's still dead, however Sean Ryan said him and Worldmind were going to be important to a future Sam Nova story arc but made no promise about bringing Dick Rider back.
My guess Worldmind is coming back and he'll use Richard's image to guide Sam and his shit dad.
Holy shit, what the hell did I just finish? This is the weirdest comic I've ever read. Shit was all over the place. Art was so weird. Most of the pages were dominated by small portraits of aborted fetuses spouting opinions like they were being interviewed or some shit. How the hell did the art drop so badly from Dark Knight Returns? Why the fuck does Lex Luthor look like The Thing? If it didn't have Carrie in it, I wouldn't have thought it was a sequel to Returns.The whole thing just felt like a chore to read. I had seen the not so glamorous reviews on Amazon, but I didn't expect this. Only reason I read it was cause of that deluxe edition I got. Did Frank Miller really write this? Reading it was a headache. Just have to get this off my chest, I can't even comprehend this shit.
I always pretend it doesn't exist.
>>77666183
Blame 9/11, it made Frank go insane whilst he was writing it
>>77666183
Welcome to Modern Frank Miller.
After the rousing success with >>77618768
we will now commence making a COHERENT storytime out of this author's massive comic about adult Lilo and humanized Stitch.
As written by a Finnish girl who loves One Piece.
oh me oh my
As you can clearly see, English is not this author's first language. This only adds to the absurd charm of this story.
If anyone wants to make a reaction image folder out of Jumba, please, feel free. This is a LOOOOONG comic.
Okay, seriously, fuck Blossom. She hears Shauna tell Daz "Hey stop leading my friend on, she's inexperienced with boys," and hears Daz reply "I don't want her anyway she's ugly and miserable" and that makes her mad at Shauna? Mad enough to fucking destroy Shauna's life with the secret she told her in confidence, a confidence she has by virtue of being pretty much the only fucking person in the world who's willing to put up with Blossom's bullshit?
>>77665227
>She hears Shauna tell Daz
Pic of event in question.
>>77665227
Maybe she sees it as Shauna trying to intentionally sabotage the only mildly-successful relationship with a boy she has ever had, just so Shauna can keep her as a poor soul who needs fixing, forever. Like an injured pet that the owner nurses to health and then breaks its legs again so that they have something to fix again. Also, maybe telling Daiz that she has never even held hands with a boy was one of her secrets as well?She's still a massive shit though, luckily knowing John Allison she'll get sucked up by aliens from Hell and never be seen again.
>>77665227
Well in the onion alien case, Blossom do a shity move like this with Corky... so no surprise for me.
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