Deathblow: ...And Then You Live
I wanted to storytime this comic for a long while now, because I love Azzarello and I love this book. Today I should have the time to do it all.
Here's the best way to put it:
>Less in the mold of any super-hero story on the stands, something more akin to David Rees "Get Your War On" and Kyle Baker's "Special Forces", Azzarello's Deathblow was hilarious, irreverent to an almost perverse degree, and packed full of the sort of hyper black criticism mostly relegated to a Youtube video's comment page. There's no punches pulled.
>Every criticism of post 9/11 America gets a chance to play itself out, and while political theorizing rarely--if ever--makes for a comic book that's even remotely tolerable to read, Deathblow succeeds, in part because it never slows down or tries to educate. It's just nasty hyperbole, crazed metaphor mixed with raw, disgusting violence that never tries to be "realistic."
From thefactualopinion.com.
Bump if you're reading, and enjoy the ride.
>>77748199
First time I storytime something with the picture-based captcha. Let's hope for the best.
Jokes on you, babe. Im HIV positive.
>>77748000
check emBIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT
>>77748000
What?
>>77748000
"Breeding? I'd be good at that."
There is a new Gunnerkrigg Court, so I guess you guys know the drill.
Bleep Bloop, Master race robot edition coming to a store near you.
Ooh, can't wait til monday!
>>77747832
Your thread is pure shit.
>>77748194
Even the shitposter is not here, it really is a failure.
OK I'm sorry but Blythe Baxter is fucking HOT
The fuck?
You're not sorry at all.
Sue please, Whittany called dibs on that ass.
>b-but steve, you were my friend
>>77747656
>friend
buttbuddy*
ftfy
>>77747938
They love to hate each other
>>77748588
>Not posting superior crying
I've just watched Judge Dredd and it was pretty great. Is the comic worth to read? Do I have to start from the beggining or can I just read the better ones?
>>77747269
>I've just watched Judge Dredd
Then why did you post an image from a different movie?
You posted a pic of the shitty Dredd 3D abortion.
If you liked Dredd 3D stay away from the comics, you'll hate them.
They aren't boring piece of shit action movies.
>>77747281
Ignore this nigger
Comics are very good, but can be a bit dated and cheesy at first. But once you know the premise you can read just about any arc, they're pretty self contained
>need villain
>literally just anti-Batman
What's the deal?
Wow i never noticed how fucked up those proportions are until now.
Jesus, Chuck, what the fuck.
>>77747105
He's willing to have every kind of gay sex regularly, for half a year, just to troll one single guy.
>>77747105
>not lockup
It's shit.
It's times like these I wish I used trips, because I called this months ago.
Called what?
Because we knew about this months ago.
And literally no one but you would be impressed.
>>77747077
>being this much of an attention seeking faggot
Thunderclap rapidly pounding into a women sensless with his long pteradactyl cock, laughing maniacly and muttering to himself "The storm shall provide!"
>Good Dinosaur Thread
does this song play when he strikes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iinog53XidM
I've seen pterodactyl porn. It was pretty entertaining.
I'm amazed there's barely any threads for this movie
I swear I'll start #Cutting4JJJ with genuine cuts if JK Simmons does not reprise the role in an MCU Spider-Man film.
>>77746208
I mean, an MCU Spider-Man film that features the character, obviously.
>>77746208
Do it faggot
>>77746208
He's a lot older now. It might be like watching Harrison Ford try to act.
Year is almost up, so what say you /co/?
>>77745754
Sticks two-parter in Astro City.
Darkseid War Green Lantern for me
Cause of nostalgia, desu senpai.
>Goes to school library
>to get a book
>sees they have Batman: Year One
>Reads it and love it
>TFW I finish it and I didn't know what the story was
So what was the plot?
I don't think you actually read the book.
Are we talking high school? Because that's about the reading level you need to comprehend this.
>>77745451
It was pretty bland and not worth the money that I paid to put it on my shelf. The best part was when Bruce goes after the asshole who tries to shoot the cat.
>Let Duane take the wheel for a while, you've had a rough night, kid. Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow Yanks!
What's with all the niggers?
>>77745386
This update is just all up in my feels, man.
>>77745386
I enjoy how having to comfort a crying child he cares about immediately brings Duane out of unmasked Zombie mode and makes him look human. Would have been perfect if in the sixth and seventh panels he was back to fully colored living Duane mask.
>Actually it's purple coral number 367
>>77742987
The first 3 seasons are going to age like the finest wine from France.
When in a general.
>>77742987
>Who's the barnacle head who invented that game anyway?
>You are, Squidward!
>...I'm going back.
>Creates two of the most popular series in recent years on cable (Phineas and Ferb, Gravity Falls)
>Response is to shove all their cartoons onto a channel nobody owns and turn Disney Channel into the tween central hot spot.
What the FUCK happened.
>>77742836
>gravity falls
>good ratings
kek
>>77742870
That's what happens when you fuck around with a show's schedule from day 1
>>77742870
Averaged from 2.5 - 3 mil when on Disney Channel.
I mean, I know you want to bait and all, but you could've just called the show shit or Meme Falls rather than something where one click on Wikipedia would shut you down.
