Roast me, /co/
>>77900897
Spit-roast?
>>77900897
>>>/Reddit/
>>77900897
Sorry, I don't do those types of drugs.
post comics you miss, either cancelled or on hiatus
I don't miss anything Garth Ennis has worked on. I'm not an edgy 14 year old boy.
I miss my monthly dose of Jonah Hex.
>>77900789
but Jamie DeLano is good though
I have never read an Inhumans comic. Where should I start?
>>77900758
up your butt and around the corner
>>77900758
>pick up an Inhumans comic
>read it
It's not rocket surgery.
>ugly guy doesn't get the girl
What was Disney trying to say with this movie?
>>77900590
Don't be ugly.
That there's more than one way to find love, and that obsessing over a relationship that would never work leads to mass arson.
>implying Hunchback didn't get best girl
WHO'S SOUL DO I HAVE TO SACRIFICE TO GET THIS BASED MOTHER FUCKER BACK? Or at least someone competent in the Marvel offices?
>>77900037
Marvel is dominating the market. All is well. Just laugh and point at the DKeks about how puny their company's market share is to Marvel.
>>77900037
We must sacrifice the blood of virgings.
Marveldrones will suffice
I say, let's start with this one >>77900057
>>77900037
MCUcks desu
>Intros used to be 60 seconds long
>then they were shortened to 30 seconds
>then 20
>then 15
>then 10
>now some cartoons don't even have an intro
>actually liking 60-second intros
Some were good, but they were obviously used to make the actual show shorter.
They're kinda like those new overly-elaborate couch gags from The Simpsons. They just exist to waste time and save money.
>>77899814
You're complaining that shows have shortened the amount of reused content in each episode?
>>77899814
More cartoon, less bullshit. I don't see the problem.
>>77899116
I kinda like it.
Why is hellboy dressed as robin?
>>77899116
Looks fine to me
I swear he developed a spine at some point in the story.
>>77898970
>>77898983
in b4 the DOA dog whistle brings the SJWs crawling out of the woodwork trying to pretend like they don't exist.That black chick is top tier waifu material tho.
"Giant-Size" Invasion of The Shield-Thing!
>>77898053
Maestro is rekt before he can even stage a formal engagement!
>>77898057
I think Doom just watches his castle tremble instead of resetting because some of the lift raft survivors are at the scene.
>>77898057
Strongest there is, my ass.
Pic related was literally the only decent design in that music video. The others were a blue anime Velma knockoff, a yellow shaggy knockoff with a fucking robot arm, and the creator's self insert pony dog with nine tailed fox power. The music is nice but he didn't make it.
Why did people think this was good again?
Song was catchy, animation was above average, story was presented nicely.
It's a decent song and video, dude.
>>77897751
>Why did people think this was good again?
Because they wanted to fuck the skeleton
>>77897961
I thought it was because of the shoe horned horse-dog abomination
Why did Professor Utonium become a ninja?
>>77897544
because gooks are fags
He didn't. H became a samurai.
How does time travel work in the flash?
The CONCEPT of time is bound by the laws of conservation. You need to reach a certain energy output and the rest is history
this kid goes fast as and just ends back in time, don't ask questions just enjoy this 10/10 show
>>77897124
SPEEDFORCE.
Seriously, the speedforce is like the megagod of all gods. It is a living essence that exists outside of spacetime. It was, is, and always will be.
Barry is the physical incarnation of the speedforce, and all he has to do to travel through time is run fast enough so that the speedforce within his body merges back with the main essence, and since it exists at every moment in every possible universe, he's able to travel back and forth through time and through to other dimensions.
>tfw no comfy team-up book in Marvel
>comfy
Can you people please stop using this word?! At this point it doesn't mean anything!
>>77896971
>Some of these people can't stand being in the same room with one another
>Some of these people can't set foot on American soil because they work for a terrorist organization
>Some of these people can't breathe the air without contracting a supervirus
>They all show up to Spider-Woman's baby shower
God fucking dammit, why are these costumed parties are a norm now? Like, do it like Justice League does, in your Watchtower, or in Marvel's case Avengers Mansion, but not on the roof of some penthouse like teens, and if you do, bring your fucking civies.
Only fucking Roger god this fucking right, you don't see him in his porcupine costume, in fact, it's a good thing he brought his child to show what it means to be a parent. Even the duck has more class than Tony Stark, he is a fucking suit.
This makes my autismhood tremble.
Why is this allowed? Couldn't this be considered some sort of misleading advertising? I mean let's say I don't know the series at all, I am a comic virgin, I see the cover and I think "wow cool what a well-drawn character I really dig it" and I buy the issue. Then I start reading it and there is... this thing, with that face.
>>77896553
>abysmally ignorant casual/bait thread
Bravo, OP. Upvoted;^)
>>77896590
Sorry, I don't understand this reply.
>Why is this allowed?
The main reason is that Marvel is a business first. Every decision they make is done so with profit in mind. A large portion of the market who still buys monthly floppies is the collectors and speculators. They don't give a shit about the content of the books they buy. They pick up every #1, variant, and cover by a popular artist.
Wada's fashion illustration inspired covers are beautiful, but they don't translate well to interior work.I like Pulido's style.
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