Sometimes I want to _____ you in your perfect _____.
I can only think of gay stuff.
>>81260677
Sometimes I want to comb you in your perfect hair
Sometimes I want to kick you in your perfect nuts
In the new Justice League movie, how many scenes should include Darkseid sitting in a comfy chair?
All of them. He should be sitting down until the end of the movie and when he sits up it should kill Aquaman.
>>81259320
As long as he wears something underneath his tube skirt. I don't want to see his rocky dick.
Was this the worst formation of the League ever?
>>81259129
I don't dislike it, I just think it's overcrowded and there's too many heroes who serve the same function. Also, who the fuck are you trying to fool hanging with the League, Guardian? Fucking Congorilla makes more sense than you.
>>81259129
'>Green lantern
>Cyborg
>Batman
>Dethstroke the kid
>White Star Sapphire
>Superman clone #626
>Ms. Retcon
>Hawkeye
>Antman
>Slutfire
>Gorilla Grog
Yeah, that was a weird lineup.
>>81259550
Not even real batman its Dickbats
They did it, the absolute madmen!
>Air Date: 04/03/16 “Under Siege”
>Hawkeye must defend the Avengers Tower from Baron Zemo and the Masters of Evil.
>Air Date: 04/10/16 “The Thunderbolts”
>The Avengers fight to stop Justin Hammer’s new weapons factories, but are both helped and hindered by a mysterious new team of heroes known as the Thunderbolts.
>Air Date: 04/17/16 “Thunderbolts Revealed”
>When the Avengers discover that the Thunderbolts are actually the Masters of Evil, they must decide whether they can trust the villainous team to turn on their leader, Baron Zemo.
HYPED
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P
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>>81259056
Jesus, they are going from being the Masters of Evil, to the Thunderbolts to actually wanting to be super heroes in 3 episodes? That is compressed as fuck.
>>81259056
Here's hoping they don't fuck it up. Thunderbolts was the only arc EMH didn't tackle that I've been interested in.
Alright /co/,
Time has come. I've saved both versions from various storytimes on here over the years.
But which one should I read?
The original with its zany fluorescent eyepopping saturation, or the newer, sombre, whysoserious pages leeched of color?
I prefer physical comics so I'm considering ordering a copy, and if the consensus states that the old on is superior then I've got some searching to do.
Which do you recommend to a first time reader?
Personaly, I prefer the first one.
>>81258981
First one is more emotive, there are like 8 printings in original coloring, all are pretty expensive though compared to the new version
I kind of prefer the new coloring except for one scene which works better with the crazy colors.
Good evening owls of /co/,
Awwww, they think they have a chance
>>81348994
this formatting is shit, I hope it's not permanent, jesus
>>81348994
Ill be honest, I was expecting you to suddenly hit us with a Storytime of Pain.
>>81349086
you can get rid of it by adblocking the script
s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.*.css
Will there ever be a Movie Alfred who actually don the Stache?
I mean, what's the fuck is up with that. It's part of the iconic look of the character and that's the third strike, there.
Same thing happened with Zorro: 3 movies AND NOT A SINGLE WAS WEARING A MUSTACHE. It's Fucking ZORRO, for chist sake, how can they consider not having a mustache is okay.
Is there some sort of anti-stache Hollywood cabal?
>>81256288
>Is there some sort of anti-stache Hollywood cabal?
Kek
At least some people stay faithful to their characters
Stache or not, Michael Gough was the best Alfred we're ever gonna get. Caine was Caine and Irons was Irons but none of them were Alfred Pennyworth.
That's all I want to say.
Carry on.
>>81256331
Actually, before the movie, tony just had a Stache. I guess they couldn't get away with it so instead he grew a beard with it.
>It's a "save the environment" episode
more like cultural appropriation episode, the insensitive bitch
>>81256155
all episodes are about saving the enviromment XD
>>81256891
Huh, never noticed to busy jacking it to russian blond
you have 10 seconds to be as Xanatos as possible
>>81256098
I typed out this post yesterday.
I was merely pretending to be retarded.
>>81256098
the mysterious dark god we've been investigating for months?
Me all along, just later in my timeline
![South Park S19E06 Tweek x Craig.mkv_snapshot_20.49_[2015.11.07_19.44.41].png](https://i.imgur.com/b1T1qok.jpg "South Park S19E06 Tweek x Craig.mkv snapshot 20.49 [2015.11.07 19.44.41]")
They'll still be together for Season 20, right?
They fucking better be
They weren't even together outside of the episode about them
>>81256435
Yeah they were. Every episode afterward they could be seen in the background walking/talking/sitting together.
What happened to Penny Arcade's art?
It actually started to become not just worse, but a lot lazier.
you answered you're own question.
They got lazier
>>81255111
But it's not just lazier, the style's actually repulsive now.
>>81255100
Game is fucked up. Tycho looks totally fine actually.
>>81255149
Everything is wrong and that last panel looks like it was drawn by somebody mid mental breakdown trying to draw their own imagination.
The magical effects of family and antidepressants, everybody.
What does /co/ think of legitimate western attempts at adapting Sailor Moon.
http://deadline.com/2016/03/viz-media-anime-deal-uta-dragon-ball-z-sailor-moon-1201725047/
>>81254970
I'm not particularly against it, but these efforts invariably pull the property towards the mainstream and alienate the core fans who were attracted by the foreign perspective in the first place.
I'd rather they spend more effort at establishing the core product and the creators first, merchandising second, then worry about adaptations.
>>81254970
If they can get the original animation studios to do new shows based on those IPs then we will be fine.
Just no Korea and nothing like OP's picture.
>>81254970
In some shows the premise is far more interesting than the actual canonical story winds up being. That is all too common in longrunning anime to me with plots that go nowhere, character arcs get forgotten, But the concepts are or at least were enthralling enough to keep me with them. So I have no problem with the idea of licensing a new series from a new set of creators. I think that's kept Dragon Ball videogames interesting.
Still this is talk of a live adaptation, which makes me a bit more nervous. They can't have the same format of humor as actual cartoons and it opens up the possibility of it just being a stage play version of existing episodes. Which I probably couldn't get behind.
MEANWHILE, AT THE HALL OF JUST-ICE!
>>81254760
Our heroes are planning the salvation of the world.
>>81254760
Have Killer Frost, Captain Cold and Dr Freeze never teamed up to form the Just Ice League?
>>81255492
>Dr Freeze
>pre infinity war Thanos quest short
>infinity war pt. 2 climax ends with a group effort of all involved individuals ending with Drax ripping Thanos' heart out
>everyone thinks its all over, finally an ending to capeshit
>Thanos' heart starts beating again on Drax's palm implying that the infinity gems renders Thanos immortal (thanks soul gem)
'Interesting.. Fools taking up arms against omnipotence. rushing head-on into Armageddon. So I shall provide you with a most glorious doomsday! The heavens will run red with blood. But in the end, as always, Thanos will stand triumphant.. Prepare yourselves. For now, I summon...the end.' Thanos says as he dispatches everyone involved
"They have, finally and for all time, shown the galaxy that they are a swarm of irresponsible, unevolved organisms, that must be put down before they destroy us all... There are many actors in this grand drama, and I, Thanos, appear to be the only participant with a full grasp on the situation"
>Thanos laughs as he turns his back from the chaos and shifts his gaze into the cosmos
>The Mad Titans steadily becomes angry and starts cursing at the heavens
"I am finished with you, lady! I have given everything for you-- even been dead, under your sole command! I have been MAD!
>out of the rubble, a single Avenger struggles to stand up
"Beautiful isnt it... Rogers?" Thanos speaks to the Avenger while looking up the stars
>Rogers struggles to stand up using his shield and slowly makes his way to the Mad Titan and inevitable doom
"Your fate will lay heavily on my heart, Avenger, though by all rights it shouldn't. I did not force you to fight me. I gave you the chance to surrender the Gems. You forced me into doing what I did. I had to be faithful to my nature. For, after all, I am Thanos.
>Roger stands face-to-face against the Usurper
"As long as one man stands against you, Thanos, you will never be able to claim victory"
>Thanos becomes even more pissed
"Noble sentiments from one who is about to die"
>Thanos prepares his attack on Rogers
"Ive lived my life by those sentiments..."
>Rogers dodges Thanos' attack
"And theyre well worth dying for"
>Rogers manages to land a single punch on the Titan
>Thanos grows angrier
>Thanos throws an infinit gem powered punch at Rogers
>Rogers manages to block it with his shield which then shatters
"Then die you shall!"
>Thanos lands a devastating blow unto Roger's chest, killing him
>cut to Steve Rogers in his old soldier uniform entering a bar
>Steve is greeted by his old comrades and the howling commandos and Bucky
>Steve sees a young Howard Stark by the bar next to a woman in a red dress with her back facing Steve
Saturday, The Stork Club
"Peggy?" - Steve utters as the woman in red turns around
"Youre late" an amused Peggy pronounces thinking Steve would take another rain check
"I know" Steve says with a smile on his face and tears on his eyes
>Steve and Peggy starts to dance with 40s song playing in the background
"I thought you didnt know how to dance?" Peggy asks
"I had a lot of time"
>Peggy rests her head on Steve's chest
"I was worried... that you'd never make it"
"I have missed you Steve" - Peggy starts to tear up
>tears starts falling on Steve's face
>They dance as people around them start to disappear, from the howling commandos, to Howard Stark, to the bar tender and finally the bar patrons around them
>Just Steve and Peggy dancing in a dark bar with a single spot light
"I have to go, Peg" Steve worriedly says
"They need me"
"I know" Peggy nods
>Peggy then disappeared leaving Steve alone in the spotlight
>Steve is approached by a woman in black with a veil on her head who reaches her hand to Steve
>Steve sees that the woman has a skull for a head
>Steve reaches for the hand
>cut to Steve Roger's corpse springing back to life
>Thanos looks back and prepares to put down the first avenger once and for all
>Steve reaches for the Mjolnir and launches an attack on Thanos just as Thanos is about to launch his
>huge explosion
>Fog of war clears
>Steve Roger is unconscious and sees that Thanos body is being embraced by the woman in black
>Steve managed to shatter the infinity gauntlet, the same thing keeping Thanos alive
>post credit scene
>Guardians aboard the milano going back to their home planets
>Quill takes out a CD named "Best of the 90's"- a gift from Stark
>Haddaway's 'What is love' starts playing
>A Hulk bobble head head toy starts bobbing its head
>WHAT IS LOVE? BABY DONT HURT ME.. DONT HURT ME.. NO MORE"
>the Guardians start bobbing their heads uncontrollably
>cut to black[/spoiler]
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This cartoon constantly plays up how attractive Dulcinea is supposed to be but she's really pretty damn ugly.
She's really not anywhere close to being this.
>>81250940
Its a fucking cat.
![i-757Hwfn-2100x20000[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/54x1bt6.jpg "i-757Hwfn-2100x20000[1]")
