What would be the best DIVERSITY mainline Avengers roster? You can pull versions of characters from any timeline/dimension but you may NOT include a white male unless he's gay or disabled or something.
>>84416000
>Black Panther
>Blue Marvel
>Asian Hulk
those 3 are all you need.
>>84416000
Captain Marvel (Monica)
Black Panther
Giant-Man (Raz Malhotra)
Hulk (Amadeus)
Valkyrie
Captain Falcon America
Rhodey Iron Man
Jane Foster Thor
Kate Bishop Hawkeye
Black Goliath
Wasp
Amadeus Cho Hulk
Let me start with a classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfpnIyqieyk
>>84415571
I still think this is better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSMmfx8oihU
>>84415571
>>84415684
Fucking plebs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCol1dhLmco
>>84415571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRz4FY0ZcwI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPU8OAjjS4k
How come theres no batman themed songs thats not part a movie
I just started reading Punisher Max and found the first couple of storylines pretty good. Born was a generally good story and provided a good sense of what happened to make Castle capable of doing what he does.
Volume 1 seemed a pretty good way to reintroduce Castle after he became the punisher. We see a bit of what he does, we see that because he's good at what he does people want him to work for them and then we see how he reacts and strategises while the chips are down.
What I really want to talk about though is Kitchen Irish. It's not that I don't think it was a good story necessarily, but it wasn't a Punisher story. The plot seems much more driven by the Brits who are working alongside Castle to take down the Irish, that is when we are focussing on the protagonists. Most of the volume was about the Irish themselves and the dynamics between the rival gangs. While obviously it's important for us to know a bit about the dynamics between the gangs in Hell's Kitchen, it felt like The Punisher himself was an afterthought in this story. He barely shows up and when he does it seems like his British mate is doing as much if not more of the work.
I feel like Kitchen Irish was a way for Ennis to say what he wanted to say about "the troubles" rather than him trying to tell a punisher story. You can even see it fairly blatantly towards the end in the MI6 agent's speech to the captured IRA member that he's using the Englishman as a soapbox podium to say what he thinks about both sides of the war.
Like I say, it's not a bad story, but I buy Punisher for Punisher. I buy comics to see the titular character(s), not for the writer to go off on one about their homeland. It just Narks me off a bit.
Tell me, is there more of this crap in later volumes or should I keep reading?
>>84415553
>Most of the volume was about the Irish themselves and the dynamics between the rival gangs
>it felt like The Punisher himself was an afterthought in this story
First time reading Punisher?
>>84415776
Well yeah actually, but Born and Volume 1 didn't suffer from the same problem so it struck me as odd in volume 2 where we shifted completely away from Punisher for most of the book.
>>84415801
Punisher is kind of a force of nature that kills the criminals whose actions provide the premise for the story.
It makes sense to focus heavily on the villains since you KNOW they're going to die so you might as well tell their story while you still can.
And even Born was told from a second party's perspective, so you kinda disproved your own point there.
That said, Kitchen Irish probably is the weakest MAX arc.
Time for Smug Chinese Bully Superbro
What show would be changed the least were they gender flipped?
>>84414364
They would be canonically drunk boning each other time to time, girls have a more fluid sexuality. Also PB would probably be long and happily married and BJ would have had a string of divorces from rich and/or famous husbands.
Would female bojack be the hottest?
>>84415433
PB would be the pretty, sexy, fun girl and Bojack would be the beautiful, elegant, classy girl.
Could the plot be any more slow?
You know what's coming right?
Jesse fighting off Quincannon's personal army with his power
The Saint of Killers genociding a whole town
I'm personally hyped.
>>84413591
Dear God, I pray unto you, Lord Jesus, to MAKE SOMETHING FUCKING HAPPEN ON THIS SHOW!
If a certain vampire doesn't completely fuck up a certain group of people heading to church in an orgy of supernatural violence and destruction, thus proving his worth to Jesse and cementing their friendship, I'm gonna give it away. I really will. Either that or stick around for some more of Tulip's fucking cooking tips.
Jesus fucking Christ this show is slow! Give me a fucking tidbit of a possibility that something will fucking happen!
It's like believing in God, it really is! Hoping and praying that something good will happen only to be given fucking nothing!
Jesus, Seth, if you wanna take fucking years to get to a point, do a fucking remake of Babylon 5, otherwise MAKE SOMETHING FUCKING HAPPEN!
>>84415058
>Jesse fighting off Quincannon's personal army with his power
Boy, THAT'LL be exciting!
"You assholes go home."
Everyone fucks off.
Now we can spend 40 minutes watching Jesse brood.
Fucksake.
Can we talk about the new iron woman?
NIGGER. There, that's how all these threads go. I just saved you 400+ posts.
>>84413609
You forgot MARVELKEKS, SJWS, BASED BENDIS, BENDIS IS HACK, ROYALTIES, MUH SALES
>>84413589
#FuckBendis
Was this the last good Simpsons episode?
>>84412586
Bump for interest.
>>84412586
Halloween of Horror?
I'd say Lisa's Sax, personally.
Space Ghost Coast to Coast: CTG Edition
Drawfags and Writefags are more than welcome to contribute
>What is a Channel-tan?
An anthropomorphic personification of a television channel.
>Why are you making these?
For the simple reason that we can.
>Why are they all girls?
Japanese -tan tradition. But we do have some boy -tans too.
>Where is the gallery for all the images?
http://channel-tan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list
>Where is the Pastebin for all the ideas?
http://pastebin.com/aFgUXApa
>Previous Threads?
http://pastebin.com/rCJCzJMi
>How can I help?
If a Channel doesn't have a personality yet, then you can suggest ideas for one.
If a Channel doesn't have a design yet, then you can suggest ideas for one.
If a Channel has a personality and a design, then you can draw them.
If multiple Channels have all of the above, then you can draw comics of them interacting.
>How many Channels do we need?
All of them. but mostly those who are /co/ related.
And last but not least, remember to have
>Fun
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Welcome to CTG
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>>84386795
So it is confirmed that the cartoon characters live on the world with the tans, and work for them like actors right?
Anyone want to explore further it?
>>84386858
MTV is too modern MTV I'm assuming it was added for the Liquid Television era and it should reflect that a little more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAD6Obi7Cag
Blue Beetle/Booster Gold appreciation thread?
I for one love the duo and their original and stylish feel on the old Justice League and with their movie "announced" I could not be happier. What are your guys thoughts? Personally I think the entire extended Justice League should be included in the DCU, and this is the perfect way to do it. Zatana, Mr. Miracle, Red Tornado, Firestorm, Dr. Fate anybody? That's where DC could have the real huge jump on Marvel, WB has access to ALL of the DC characters (to my knowledge) so they could technically have a Justice League movie with dozens of members. Just like the JLU cartoon, the pinnacle of superhero production. It's not like Captain Boomerang and Slipknot weren't enough of a stretch already. I say bring on the 2nd (or 3rd) tiers DC! Even if it may take more than 10 years of (successful) movie making to get there.
Hell, even Plastic Man.
Dems muh bois, op!
Let me be blunt; is there a labor crisis in America today?
Wuhh dat dupundz on vatchu mean by cwysis
>>84412186
one man's crisis is another man's market reaction.
>>84412205
Would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
Who would win? Spiderman or Daredevil?
>>84412039
Spider-Man is actually superhuman with enhanced strength, speed, reflexes, agility, endurance, etc. And he's got his Spider-Sense
Daredevil just has enhanced senses and his radar sense. Everything else is just training
Depends on which Spider-Man. Does he have Spiderlings? Is he wearing the Iron Spider outfit? Does he have a symbiote? What kind of webbing is he using? Where are they fighting? Does he have the Spider-Buggy? Is it 616 Spider-Man? What point in continuity is Spider-Man from? Does he know he's going to fight Daredevil?
Spidey would absolutely flatten Daredevil.
So.... These guys are 100% going to turn out to be eldrich monsters, right.
>>84412014
Yes Batman is a monster but the other two are just cute
Issue 6 is Batman appealing to Gotham Girl to not go down a dark path, so no.
>>84412023
If they aren't the "Monster Men" that keep getting talked about I'll eat my hat.
How exactly do gods work in DC/Marvel?
Are they just beings with super powers from another planet or dimension that settled on earth?
How exactly does the afterlife work? Do you only end up in the afterlife that you believe in? Greek gods seem to be a thing in both Marvel and DC, with Tartarus/Hades being a thing for dead people. I remember reading a story where Hercules and Frank Cho end up in the greek afterlife after dying, but then fought their way out? Or something?
And seems like in DC they have both Odin AND Zeus hanging around doing stuff. Do they fight over whos the better god?
Hell with Aquaman/Namor around in DC/Marvel, what does Poseidondo all day? Does he interact with the ocean races?
What about gods of other religions? Does christian God fuck around with Zeus sometimes?
>>84411924
Gods who people don't worship anymore are super-beings with radical magitek. Gods people still worship are off-limits and must never, ever be depicted in leotards so as to not offend anyone.
>>84411924
Doing DC, cause their gods and similar are more interesting to me.
>Are they just beings with super powers from another planet or dimension that settled on earth?
Some are, sure, while others come about from human dreams and ideas (read Sandman), like Odin, Loki, the Greek pantheon etc, they lose power when people stop worshipping them, but still have varying degrees of personal power.
Others are just very powerful beings that take the name of gods, technically Superman could be this, if he wanted, I mean, who would call him out on it? Exactly the same circumstances of others who do it.
Others are empowered by the literal energy of God with a capital G himself, and have essentially spent their entire evolution under the influence of god energy. I am talking about, of course, Darkseid and the other New Gods.
There are also multiversal gods, which I see in three categories. The New Gods are one, Brainiac is another, and the hyperstory Monitors are the third.
All three groups have a 'true' being or form, which dictates the 'versions' or 'pieces' of each that enter individual universes. With the Monitors being slightly different in that their 'OG form' is kinda separate from the smaller parts now.
>How exactly does the afterlife work?
Depends on both a) what deity(s) you worship, and what kind of hold they have over your soul, and b) what you believe, deep, deep down in your soul that you deserve as a reward or punishment.
Those that go to Lucifers Hell are free to leave at any time, with a couple exceptions, it's just that they believe that they belong there and give power over themselves to Lucifer/Demons. The Lucifer series touched on this a bit. Heaven also exists for the opposite, even if you don't worship Him or even know about it. Martian Manhunter went there when he died, because he deserved a good rest.
Those that die serving the Asgard gods in battle would end up in Vallhalla, the Amazons usually go to places like Hades,
Cont
>>84412449
Hades, the Elysian Fields or sometimes even Heaven.
All the afterlife areas function differently, some being permanent rest, while others are more akin to just a different dimension.
One thing though, unless a being has ownership to the extreme over someone who dies soul, then no matter where they go when they die, they will all be escorted there by Death. Pic related.
>And seems like in DC they have both Odin AND Zeus hanging around doing stuff. Do they fight over whos the better god?
Same character different story. Or different character same story. They're both just ideas dreamed up by people, brought to life in the Dreaming via humans unconscious thought, given power by worship. I believe they fused together at some part. Though I may be miss-remembering that.
>Hell with Aquaman/Namor around in DC/Marvel, what does Poseidondo all day? Does he interact with the ocean races?
In DC he generally hangs around Olympus, watching over the Amazons and Paradise Island. Very rarely will he interact with someone like Aquaman and the like, but yeah he does keep a watchful eye over the oceans and its people, especially Atlantis.
>What about gods of other religions? Does christian God fuck around with Zeus sometimes?
The Christian God, known as Yahweh by name in DC very, very rarely interferes at all, even with other gods.
He created everything, including the other gods. I would honestly be surprised if Zeus et al actually even know He exists.
What the Gods like Zeus, Darkseid etc are to an amoeba, Yahweh is to those Gods. Even Lucifer and Michael are above them by leagues and leagues.
One thing to remember though, in a Gods 'home'/dimension/place of power, they almost always have dominance over those who visit. Take Lucifer visiting the Japanese gods, in his own series. While he could easily smite them to dust and back, while inside their realm, he would have been powerless, and instead had to resort to trickery and mind prowess to best them. cont
what went wrong?
They stopped doing animations and became click-bait
>>84411436
youtube changed the ad revenue algorithm, resulting in >>84412125
i don't recall them having anything decent on their channel, but yeah. Looks like they dropped the ball on making shorts.
when even was the last bee & puppycat episode?