Did they ever say in the Disney film why they didn't invite Maleficent in the first place?
She even gave the queen and king the perfect opportunity to apologize for the oversight, and they ignored it.
Because she looks, sounds, and acts evil.
>>82529270
In one version of the old fairy tale, it was because they had already invited twelve other fairies to the celebration of Aurora's birth and thirteen would have been unlucky. Well, we all saw how well that worked out.
What I'm saying is Aurora's parents were kinda fucking retarded but hey, if you wanted a king to be smart you wouldn't have one.
>gave the queen and king the perfect opportunity to apologize for the oversight
a ruse, as anyone who knows folklore would see. Fae folk hold grudges like you won't believe over the pettiest shit.
>>82529270
She did nothing wrong
>Listen here you little shit
>>82528967
>Bitch I know you been fuckin with that Batnigga, don't play
>>82528967
>Unhand her, Dan Backslide
>>82528967
holy shit Peter Travers is still alive? How old is he? I thought he was old when he was reviewing for RS in the early 90s
Tell me I'm pretty!
bitch you ugly
Remind me why a show about a 10 year old needed shipping again?
>>82529201
Because, the internet
Did someone say 'New episode of Bunnicula that aired in the UK today' thread?
No?...well tough luck, you're getting one anyway.
Vampire Rabbit Season:
https://mega.nz/#!itYAzKrQ!cDPDvu5Joi-7ml9rvtr7D8qjcBBV6n4r1GXxdu5RY50
Has there been weight gain or hypnosis yet?
I GOTTA GO GOTTA GO
I have spent my entire adult life trying to forget.
you're wrecking it. like mario's wrecking crew!
>>82528878
BEFORE I DO SOMETHING STUPID
I GOTTA GO
I GOTTA GO GOTTA GO
BEFORE I DO SOMETHING LAME
Thanks for introducing me to Ska, Matt.
He's basically the only reason Strickland Propane could operate given how much of a drunk Strickland was. plus consider all the horrible things Buck did to him:
-fired him when Megalomart started selling propane
-put the guy with the MBA in charge during the snow storm instead of Hank
-framed him for murder (!)
-corrupted Bobby and left him on the streets of some shitty town in Arkansas until Hank rescued them
-treated him like a newhire after Hank quit to save the company from the ADA
-tried to hook up with his niece
-demoted him back to Assistant Manager after Hank said he loved him
-sent him to Thatherton Fuels rather than pay a 20 dollar gambling debt
-made Hank work for Khan when he bought into the car wash
-other stuff I know I'm forgetting
Peggy changed careers a few times (sub teacher to reporter to real estate) so I don't know why they didn't let Hank try his own thing. I know he was supposed to be loyal to Buck but it was obvious as the show went on he took off the rose colored glasses he wore concerning his boss. no way a guy like Hank would put up with all of that shit, no matter how loyal
>>82528726
he should have left and never come back after the framed for murder thing. everything after that shows how big of a cuck Hank is
>>82528726
Because he lives in an idealistic delusion. To him propane is life, but Strickland Propane IS propane. Buck Strickland is only a step below god in his eyes. Any terrible thing Buck does is just a Jobian test of faith.
tl;dr: Hank's an idiot.
>>82528726
he almost did become the manager, until he let his emotions slip and said he loved buck
now as stupid as buck canceling his promotion was, he has a point. hank is unstable.
Poor whit guilt Hal
>>82528385
Social Justice Greenmen was the best era of both Green Arrow and Green Lantern. It's just so hilariously hamhanded while simultaneously being 100% in character for both Hal and Ollie you can't help but love it.
>>82528385
Shut up you hobo
>"I'm sorry, I don't speak your ooga-booga language"
Was it so hard, Hal?
I want to read Carnage
Where i should start?
>>82528297
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>>82528297
Start by ignoring 90s shit.
>>82528361
Carnage is the epitome of awesome 90s shit. You can't skip the 90s if you're talking about Carnage any more than you can skip the 60s when talking about the Fantastic Four. The character is rooted in that era.
Let's remember all the rumors about the movie that ended up being false.
>Captain America dies, shot by Crossbones on his way out of the courthouse after surrendering to the government.
>Captain America surrenders and is imprisoned in the Raft, although his followers escape and go their separated ways.
>Bucky becomes the new Captain America after Rogers' death/imprisonment.
>Falcon becomes the new Captain America after Rogers' death/imprisonment.
>Sharon becomes the new Captain America after Rogers' death/imprisonment.
>Bucky is triggered and kills Cap.
>Bucky is triggered and Cap is forced to kill him.
>Vision leaves Earth.
>War Machine dies.
>Scarlet Witch dies.
>Falcon dies.
>Zemo is creating an army of clones of the Winter Soldier.
>Quicksilver is revived as a Ragnarok-esque weapon.
>Thaddeus Ross becomes the Red Hulk.
>Crossbones kills Hawkeye's family.
>The Netflix Heroes appear.
>>82528254
Those are all terrible, it is good none of them happened
I want Bucky and Sam to both become Captain America and call the 4th movie 'Captains America'.
>>82528254
>the new Spider-Man is good
>Professor X shows up
>Deadpool is hired to bring in Cap
>it was a Hydra plot all along
>Tony knows who Hank Pym is
ACHEWOOD
/co/ is full of philistines who don't care for Achewood because it doesn't feature any colorful superheros or waifus for them to fawn over.
The most likely argument we could have is who would win in a fight between Nice Pete and Ramses Smuckles and nobody here knows who either of those characters are.
>>82529484
I fucking love Achewood. Sometimes I feel personally attacked by a couple of comics, but I've got it coming. They sure put my favorite show through the ringer.
>>82529484
pete preys on people weaker than him
my money's on the dude who beat up a thousand men
Itt: Faps from our youth
>>82527822
awww yes
Which of these mundane powers would you rather have?
To never have to eat again? (You never have to eat again)
To never have to sleep again? (You never get sleepy)
To summon a full course meal three times a day? (Menu in you mind consist of any food that you have ever eaten. Eat something new and the menu will update)
Hygiene aura (an invisible aura around your body will auto clean your body, hair, teeth, etc. So you ALWAYS stay fresh)
Anything you look at for 30 seconds, you will know it's exact dimensions. Focus on it for 3 minutes and you will learn where it was made/come from. (Try this on humans and your will learn where they come from and who their parents are)
So which will it be?
>never have to eat again
I feel like there are WAY too many caveats to this. Like, what if I'm a bodybuilder or simply trying to build muscle? If I exercise, I'd instantly get the perfect amount of protein and other vitamins to get the best gains?
And what about the phrase "have to"? Does that mean I *can* eat if I choose to?
Assuming yes to both things, then this is probably the best option. Lowest cost (money and time-wise) + highest eventual return on investment.
>>82527755
Sleep.
>>82527755
Never Sleep.
also you should read Beggars in Spain.
>8 more hours a day for vidya
Remember the time the Illuminati killed the Justice League before blowing up their world? Good times. Also why was only Namor punished for the act? Doctor Strange was the one that killed the Justice League which enabled them to blow up the Justice League's world.
Namor was seen.
>>82527226
>Also why was only Namor punished for the act?
I blame movie rights.
>>82527226
Crossovers and Multiverses were a mistake
Infinity War starts filming in November, and Captain Marvel will be in it.
http://www.superherohype.com/news/373437-russos-talk-avengers-infinity-war-start-reveal-captain-marvel-will-appear
Thoughts?
Ok, but why have Carol Danvers as your op?
>>82527258
8/8 post
With that being said,has there been any casting news for Carol?
>>82527307
Wasn't she supposed to be played by Yvonne Strahovski back in Avengers 1?
What are your examples of good, healthy long term relationships depicted in fiction?
>>82527167
Arthur and Mera. Oliver and Dinah, maybe? Didn't read much of GA stuff.
What counts as "healthy"?
Gomez and Morticia, pretty much the ideal healthy romantic relationship. Loving each other's strangeness and faults as much as each other's fine qualities.
