>>873090
Slags. All of them.
Becky Lynch is the worst wrestler on the roster.
>>873092
Yup, he was fucking pissed brock stayed with the wwe he needed those buys.
Big E, Stardust, Kofi/Xavier dressed as spiders v who tonight?
>>873104
>>873104
I see they're continuing their theme of adding non-MMA fighters in their games
>>873104
why does punk have an empty vag tat on his shoulder/
>>873109
The glitches for this game were insane.
Can't wait to see how much EA screwed up the new one.
>>873090
Shouldn't someone be riding that horseface?
>>873110
They prob don't have the Pepsi license.
>>873090
>Filename
phs
>>873110
>why does punk have an empty vag tat on his shoulder
Because he hasn't gotten that tat filled in yet. I hear it's supposed to be a tattoo of AJ's vagina.
>>873117
post chimp tits/benis
>>873107
Hopefully not Truth. He hates spiders.
I want Asuka to beat me up
>I'm not a wrestling fan, I'm a WWE fan.
Complimentary memes
>>873122
cuck
>>873124
>Why yes, I do stay up till 4 am watching Japanese wrestling, why do you ask?
>>873126
That's not cuckolding. Obviously it'd be a loving monogamous relationship
>>873126
>people think this is attractive
I don't get yellow fever, family.
She looks like Antonio Inoki.
>>873132
<mfw when someone says they don't get yellow fever around me
>>873132
Yellow fever is caused by the mistaken belief that Asian (Japanese in particular) women are somehow more loyal or loving than white women. Of course, only deluded faggots believe this. Asian women are meme women at this point.
>>873133
I should clarify desu, I do love Asian bitches
But I don't get how any predisposed liking of them can lead to someone thinking Asuka is anything but a shaky 6 at best
>>873136
>imblying
>>873130
>Why yes, I do enjoy watching a product that is clearly aimed towards children.
>Vince....I think it's time
Are you ready for Da Big guy to win the Rumble, Main Event Wrestlemania and save the Raitings
>>873148
You must really want WWE to die.
>>873148
The master of the feed me more should be champ desu desu senpai
>>873151
no that would be if he wanted bray to win.
>>873148
I wonder what his idea for WM 32 is senpai
Ryback standing ovation at Wrestlemania 50 hall of fame ceremony
Kevin Ovens standing ovation at TNA Tapings capacity crowd of 50 (packed)
>>873156
Ramen vs Brock 2
>>873148
That should have happened 3 years ago at wm 29
HHH
I'm tired as fuck but want to see Bork
wat do?
>>873193
Go to sleep, torrent later
>Jordan/Gable backstage at RAW
Thought it would be Enzo/Cass
>>873193
Wait about 50 minutes, after that time bork will be done opening the show
go to sleep
>>873196
they need the bigger draw to stay so people will tune into and buy NXT tickets so enzo cas are staying until at least mania. Raw after mania I can see them debuting.
>heavy smark crowd
>love NXT
would be the perfect time to debut them.
>>873199
Enzo is so fresh they're consulting him for the development of Spla2n
>>873193
Bork is opening the show to have Heyman announce he's joining the rumble so dont sweat it
>>873199
I guess, but it feels like they've been down there for ages now.
>>873193
Just go to sleep, you already know what you're going to get.
>Brocks music hits
>Here he comes maggle!
>Heyman comes out with his shit eating grin
>Is he here????????
>Brock stumbles out
>HE IS!
>decent pop
>little dance and pyro botch
>They get to the ring
>Heyman soaks in the smarks wetting themselves
>Heyman starts his promo with referencing something topic/ the city he's in
>Responds to some chant or boos from the crowd
>Starts jerking Brock off
>"Shoots from the hip"
>Says Brocks going to win and that its a spoiler
>If you're lucky maybe a mild confrontation, most likely with a low tier jobber
>Brock and jew go home
There, now you can go sleep.
>>873137
I need this full video.
I still don't know if I want to fuck Summer Rae or not
>>873205
>Brock gets paid millions to stand in the ring and have Heyman fellate him every time he shows up.
>>873207
I'd paper bag the fuck outta her
>>873207
nigga you gay
>>873208
>go undefeated in amuetuer wrestling
>get signed with the biggest Pro Wrestling company ever at the end of the attitude era
>win the title in months
>fuck and marry Sable
>leave and become just as successful in MMA
>return to WWE and get paid millions to show up 15 times a year with 2/3 of those appearances just having some Jew tell everyone how great you are while you just stand there
Bork is living the dream
>>873214
All that came with a tremendous amount of hard work though. I was watching some of the work outs he did for UFC and I'd give up 5 minutes in. How he landed Sable is still a mystery to me though.
>>873214
other than almost dying because of canadas doctors, yea and he has 2 sons and has a jimmy johns sponsorship.
>>873218
Lol their talking about bmj always coming back early like it's gonna make people think he will be back in time for wrestlemania.
>the city of raw pre show
>>873205
>>"Shoots from the hip"
Heyman is great on the mic but it's seriously cringeworthy when he says something very blatantly smark-baiting like this.
Would you rather take a spear from Goldberg or a bulldog from Scotty 2 Hotty?
>>873210
Why do you lie.
Any faggot on this board would cream his pants as soon as she touched the dick.
Please have sex
>>873240
This is the second time I've seen a video with this dwarf. What the fuck is this?
>>873240
>the filename
>>873236
it's hard to imagine them compared to average girls since 90% of the girls you see them next to are above average. also she's pretty plain looking.
>>873240
Took me almost until the end of the video to realize it was a kid
>>874774
fuck wasnt lel.
Thoughts on the current Champs /wwe/?
>>874924
only blemish is Reigns desu
>>874924
Complete shit except reigns desu
>>873101
Thats a funny way to spell Eva Marie
>>874943
> taste this terrible
18+
>>874943
I was alright with Ambrose as IC champ until Reigns took his spotlight with a better title.
If they weren't butt buddies i'd be fine desu
>>873154
No that would be Skip Sheffield's job
>Brock and Roman smiling at another like buddies
Anyone else triggered?
good ending desu
>Owens essentially main evented a 1v1 on RAW and looked great during the entire match
>doesnt get pinned
>Based Bork comes out to boost the ratings and kills everyone
>Social Outcasts members showing unfazed at the Wyatts and gave some problems to Strowman.
>KO basically ME tonight agaisnt Reigns.
Only good things about this RAW.
>yfw BASED Reigns made BASED Fatass look strong tonight
Why do you guys hate Roman again?
>>874992
Lose weight
"GET HIM KEVIN! Sic him, boy!"
Highlight for me tonight.
>ywn ride side by side with SCSA on two Kawasaki Mules on your way to a deer stand to drink IPAs and shoot prize bucks for a weekend while he tells you everything he knows about the business
>Brock and Shawn will never randomly show up and be happy to tell you about their lives as well
>ywn take down the biggest son bitch of a deer out there and impress all of them
>the mounted head you would have taxidermied will never grace your living room as the greatest conversation starter of all time
>>875094
immensely
still not as bad as the kiddie title grab last year but it's up there
>>875111
> giving Reigns the credit for being carried
18+
>people actually want Brock vs. Reigns to main event Wrestlemania again
Some WWE fans are getting really desperate.
>>875111
>Making him look strong
>Cant even do a simple neckbreaker.
Why do you like Roman again?
>>875132
>muh carry argument/excuse
Please exercise
>>875139
WHAT
>>875134
Some people think Nicki Minaj is the greatest singer of all time, doesn't mean their opinion should be taken seriously
>>875139
literally, are you stupid?
Roman was gassed as fuck in that match
>>875144
WOOO
>>875139
> being Jewbecca
Tell your handler it's time for your brain meds
>>874924
BASED KALISTO
>>875139
Go away Romark
>>875102
>and looked great during the entire match
Smarks are the biggest brown nosers on earth. There was nothing "great" about that entire segment other than Brock coming out and suplexing that fat moron
Vince trolling the fuck out of IWC by making them think Roman will go over the whole roster when he couldn't even get past Owens in the first match.
>>875151
you're probably gassed from all that taco bell, fat boy
what's she thinking about /wwe/
>>875102
>and looked great during the entire match
That was the worst match of the night
>>875154
I don't have a sister?
>>875161
>brown nosers
You don't appear to understand this expression
>>875168
u mad? lol
>>875170
Eating out Balors asshole
>>875173
>Saying someone had a great match when it was 95% rest holds
>>875172
Guess your parents learned after realising it was too late to abort you
>>875161
>blahblahblah im an antismark
>>875161
In comparison to which matches? All other matches were garbage compared to that one. Tongue my anus
>>875170
my god she has great thighs
>>875176
It's not his fault that Reigns has zero cardio
>>875163
not to mention Owens dominated a good portion of the match. Vince confirmed for shitting on IWC
>>875178
>projection
>>874924
Ayyy good on ya Kalisto.
>>875186
But I have a younger sibling
> p-projection
get rekt bbygrrrl cuck
>>875184
This, Also. Did you see Roman could barely keep Owens up with that Samoan Drop? That was a total botch. You know you arent strong when Ryback acne Mcfake muscles is stronger than you
>>874924
big e is the only one who looks like a fucking professional wrestler
jesus christ
Requesting webm of Brock suplexing Big E. That's the craziest thing I've seen in a long time. He threw him like 5 feet away.
Kevin owens ME RAW and fighting the top dog while looking great.
Ryback has to latch to jobbers popularity to get a pop while looking like a jobber.
>>875184
How do you know his cardio? Are you his fitness coach?
Smarks are coming out of the woodwork and shit
>>875196
> he thinks that "a professional wrestler" is supposed to look like Vince's bodybuilder jerkoff fantasies
18+
>>875201
Big E was a small swollen child next to Brock. And Owens was like Super Porky.
>>875203
Because I see him get so gassed that he can't go in an embarrassingly short time
> implying Reigns has a fitness coach
top lel
>>875204
>he thinks a wrestler is supposed to look like the pillsbury doughboy
Lose weight
>>875204
18+
>>874924
>Romanetty
>Deaneety
>flippy spic
>muh dad
>ponyfuckers
>Good
>Based
>shit
>>875206
But Big E is like 250 lbs of muscle though.
>>875205
>tfw will never be as based as jarvis
>>875207
Whatever, beard.
>>875205
Literally nobody in that picture looks like what you're describing
I don't think a wrestler "has to" look like anything, 'cause I'm not a dumb sports-entertainment mark
>>875207
>Fat smark who never works out ragging on Roman Reigns' cardio
>Le gassed maymay
>>875208
> he thinks that a wrestler needs to wear 35lbs of body armour to cover his no-cuts and Poly bitchtits
>>875215
>I don't think a wrestler "has to" look like anything, 'cause I'm not a dumb sports-entertainment mark
>>875202
>KO in the main event vs the WWE champion
>Ryback in another throw away segment
Tippy top kek.
>>875215
>I don't think a wrestler "has to" look like anything
That's cause you're an underage smark who listened to CM Punk's "pipebomb" promo. There's a reason guys like Ultimate Warrior and Hulk Hogan were the big money stars. Cause they were ripped and over 6 feet tall and were oozing charisma.
There's nothing interesting about "Finn Balor"
>>875216
he's right though. It's honest criticism. Roman has a great look but he gets gassed almost as fast as Ryback. Roman has a great look but he needs to work on the cardio abit. No need for ad hominem insults pal
>>875218
>implying
>>875226
>Jarvis is posting again
missed you bud
>>875227
>le gas maymay
>>875215
18+
So is Brock basically on lock for winning the rumble?
>>875226
Never listened to the Punkcast, older than you and Warrior couldn't draw
>>875232
>every word i dont like is a meme
Youre losing your composure. Apply yourself tripshit
>>875231
>get blown out
>h-he got gassed! he's so flabby unlike me and my waifu rei!
>>875227
Mate, he wasn't gassed though. That's just a meme. The match was horrible, let's just call a spade a spade here.
>>875238
But the "gassed" shit is a fucking meme
You guys don't even know when someone is gassed
You're not insiders
>>875229
> posting old Ramen photos
OK
>>875226
Warrior and Hogan looked like that because roids.
>>875243
>posting older Ramen photos
>>875235
>Warrior couldn't draw
Please grow up
>>875243
is he the one in pink?
>kirkland brand jean and logo t-shirts
what a rich history of tradition for the a'noi family
>>875248
>shoot
>>875250
> that's the joke
Dumb-as-fuck
>>875248
you don't know when someone is gassed or has bad cardio
You're not this pro wrestling historian or expert
You're just some guy eating hot pockets in the attic
>>875243
Roman isn't in that picture
>>875251
But he didn't. Houses fucking atrophied while he was champ
>>875258
>JUST A PRANK BRO
>>875234
We have 1 more RAW before the rumble
>>875259
> you need to be some pro wrestling historian or expert to see when somebody is out-of-breath
Autism
>>875234
All I know is that it'll be Brock vs. Roman at mania.
>>875266
>implying you know when someone is gassed
>Be Stardust
>David Bowie face paint
>Lose to Titus O'neil in a meaningless RAW match
>>875243
Is he the fat one or the really fat one?
>>875265
what are the matches @ the rumble?
rumble (as long as 3 matches)
>divas
New day vs Roman's cousins
Owens vs Roman's friend
US Title match? man I hope Sting wins it
they didn't build this shit at all? When is Cesaro back?
http://strawpoll.me/6515610
>The dudleys wrestled on Superstars
JUST
>>875269
Your entire argument is that you personally can't see it, which only makes you look like even more of a dumbass than usual
So what, were gonna see Roman vs Brock at WM, but who's coming in as the champ?
>tfw friend we got me back into wrestling around Rumble 2013 doesn't even watch anymore
>tfw text him when there's a good match like ADR vs Kalisto
>:oh cool man, I might check that out later
fucking bastard
>>875279
their novelty has worn off, bubba needs to go solo.
>>875263
> being you
I pity your carers
>>875281
I'm not an insider or someone who gives enough shits about a scripted fighting show to tell when someone is pooped
>>875227
He has bigger issues at the moment, especially with BMJ down for the count.
As far as the active roster is concerned, he's essentially THE main event scene. Going into Wrestlemania there will be quite a bit of pressure put on him to actually be FOTC material.
Considering his moveset is painfully limited, and his promos are both poorly written and delivered. Objectively speaking, he's lacking some key qualities to be "the face that runs the place."
>>875284
No way. The Dudleys know how to work a crowd better than pretty much everyone. They could use another finisher though
>>875272
>When is Cesaro back?
he will be back in the midcard fold some time after summerslam
>>875283
I know that feel pham. Also got back into it in 2013.
>>875287
And yet you give enough of a shit to shill harder for Reigns than Vince is
Eat shit fuccboiii
>>875288
He's developing
I think he needs to work on consistently impressing everyone
Also writing team needs to improve
>>875288
He only has two moves that aren't a punch, spear or clothesline
>>875284
That would be a fucking disaster
Roster is stacked as it is, they'd go from the most popular tag team to aimless midcarders
>>875292
>EAT SHITT REEEE
Two can play this game of memes
>>875293
> developing
He's been wrestling since late 2010 and is a 2-time world champ
Should've finished "developing" literally years ago, he's a fucking joke
Based RuRu is already way better than he'll ever be
Due to injuries, both Stardust and Cody Rhodes will be Rumble entrants. You heard it here first.
>>875297
> meme
You being shoot fucking retarded isn't a meme, it's the state of >> (You)
> he literally can't see Reigns gasping for air
>>875298
Compared to Cena and Bryan who have been wrestling since 2000
>>875298
i'm not him or a reigns fag but ruru is a legit top 5 guy and a generational talent
not really fair to compare him to a failed football player who's aunt got fugged by The Rock
>>875301
>shoot retarded
>>875298
>Should've finished "developing" literally years ago
Lol you smarks don't give him enough credit. He's not a veteran like most of the people you like. Most of the indie darlings have been wrestling for damn near 15 years and you like to hold them up against Reigns as if they started off at the same time, and that Roman is just a slow learner.
>>875301
>Responding to this attention tripcuck
Just move on, this effeminate fag is never going to stop going back and forth with you.
Then again you're probably just as effeminate as him if you really feel the need to get the last word in with this literal underage.
SMARKBUSTAHS UP WHEN
>>875302
You can compare him to guys who started wrestling after him and he's still a shitter
3/4ths of this pic related
>>875306
Lose weight loser
>>875307
who?
>these pops for bama
damn, they look pretty strong senpai
>>875304
> fedoraposting
18+
>>875308
>2 boring "technical" mat-wrestlers and jacob from twilight
Nah Reigns is better
>>875308
>3/4ths of this pic related
But that's wrong you retard.
Chad Gable competed in the olympics wrestling team, of course he's going to be better than most people, even people on the main roster. He's literally as elite as Kurt Angle.
Reigns is also way better than Baron Corbin.
>>875298
6 years isn't very long, like that is the time it takes a lot of guys to get INTO Developmental. Considering how long he has been wrestling he is alright, personally its just a lot of the minor things he does that bug me.
>Wrestling against Kevin Owens
>Turns his back on him to go play to the crowd and talk trash too McMahon
I don't think a babyface should ever turn his back on a guy he has got down. You can turn your head to talk trash or look to the crowd but keep your hips and body pointed at the threat especially when its someone who just had you down for as long as Owens had Reigns down.
>>875305
There's no shortage of guys with equivalent or less experience who smoke him
Corbin has already surpassed Reigns
> you smarks don't give him enough credit
Cry more #faget
>>875313
JJ has more power moves in his hot tag than Reigns has in his entire career
>>875314
>reigns better than corbin
my fucking sides
>>875316
>Corbin has already surpassed Reigns
No he hasn't. You're reaching pretty hard with this reddit tier bait. Has Baron Corbin ever even had an acceptable match with anyone? His match with Apollo Crews was a disaster, and I don't even mind him that much.
>faget
You strike me as a person who browses /woo/
>>875315
>Considering how long he has been wrestling he is alright,
Not compared to the majority of his peers
Reigns is literally a shitter Bad Luck Fale
>>875318
>anime
Opinion discarded. Move out of your parent's basement and get a job you manchild.
>>875318
>nxt takeover london
corbin is garbage
>>875319
>Has Baron Corbin ever even had an acceptable match with anyone?
Samoa Joe. Brooklyn.
You strike me as an /sp/ reject
>>875323
>as an /sp/ reject
Oh so you are a wootist.
>One match against Somoa Joe is all he has
Wow you're right Baron Corbin sure is elite and better than Roman. You can't even argue correctly. Literal dumbass.
>>875284
>implying WWE will give him the creative freedom TNA did
If they let Bubba be singles, he would be a comedy jobber like Santino.
He's better off going back to TNA and getting a deal like Storm did where he gets paid regardless of their financial situation.
>>875324
lol I was posting on /asp/ before you got cucked from /sp/ you /wwe/ shitter
> Somoa
What does Reigns have in his catalog? The worst PPV main event of Bryan's career where he gassed out before the halfway mark?
>Kevin Ovens tries to brawl with Brock
>Looks like a literal child standing next to him
>Gets suplexed out of the ring
>Sheamus gets some good shots in cause he's the only one who looks somewhat like a threat to him out of all the jobbers they had out there (Except Big E and Del Rio).
Why are wrestlers so small and unimpressive these days?
>>875331
Brock is a literal freak of nature
>>875331
millenials
>>875320
I don't believe you need a lot of moves to be very good, Kevin Owens had a match against Marty Scrull in a British Indy where his entire Shine consisted of him chopping the shit out of Scrull. Moves are great but they aren't what gets you over (Unless you're Orton) I think Reigns has a good finish and passable selling its really just being able to shine and do promos that he really needs.
>>875331
owens looked pretty strong tonight
he might be able to save us from Roman v Brock II
at least Vince got to witness his boy be booed tonight even with every heel on the roster trying to garner sympathy for him
>I like Ryback
>>875328
>Muh Bryan
What a cuck. Roman has had great matches with Brock, Rollins, Bray, Cesaro, Deanetty, and even Big Show.
The fact that you're trying to tear him down and compare him to a rookie in NXT who's had one mediocre match with Samoa Joe goes to show how petty most smarks are.
>turn on college football right after raw
>onside kick outtanowhere
>crazy three touchdowns after crazy broken plays
>watching on the based spidercam with no commentary
what a time to be alive
>>875293
>he's developing
He had time in NXT. He's been on the main roster for ~4 years, in which time he has
>been part of one of the most highly acclaimed factions of all time
>main evented Wrestlemania
>won the royal rumble
>held the WWE title twice
How is that not enough time to at least make noticeable improvement? Creative has literally been giving him everything and he's still only luke warm.
>>875336
You don't need a lot of moves to be very good, but if you're hyped up as THE POWERHOUSE MUSCLE BIG DOG you'd better be able to throw around 300 pounders like they're nothing, instead of struggling to lift BREEZE
>>875338
>being a crying manchild Phil defender
>roman gets booed at rumble
>roman booed at mania
>b-b-but bryan
TOP FUCKING KEK ROMAN BABBYS ABOUT TO GET BTFO
>>875339
lol could you be any more of a pouty bitch?
> great matches with ... Deanetty
NINE MINUTES AND TWO SECONDS
opinion discarded
>>875349
>pouty bitch
Smarks always wonder why no one respects their opinions, but I'll let you in on a little secret, it's cause you lack objectivity.
You're a literal child. Keep crying about your Daniel Cryans and Cuckman Punks who couldn't hack it in the big leagues cause of their frail bodies.
>>873090
topkek
>>875352
> get BTFO
> s-smarks
Your post is total cringe you melodramatic fuccboiii
>>875355
You didn't "BTFO" me anywhere. Now you're just shitposting.
Please have sex. FFS!
>>875358
> Cryan
> Cuckman
> "I'll let you in on a little secret" (everybody already knows, you're a homo)
You do seem to be an authority on shitposting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hcz7-rAT5s
did you guys already watch and talk about this
>>875359
So do you, given how hard you just gave up on coming up with a retort.
>>875344
You're right but I think its his moveset needing to be changed rather than expanded. Some of the shit in it I don't think really works like the "Roll up, jk I'm slamming him with no leverage" thing is stupid from a psychology point of view as well as the "arm hits in the corner while the fans count along" because it doesn't look like something that hurts.
Give him a go-to move when he has back control and give him a go-to corner move if he can build a solid believable moveset he get away with adding a move or two every couple years and be fine.
>>875364
Retort to what? You praising a PPV main event that went for NINE MINUTES AND TWO SECONDS?
>>875348
>>875366
The problem with your idea is that Reigns can't lift
>>875367
Here's a pity (you).
>This coming from a guy who thinks the only good match Reigns has had is with Daniel Bryan
>Same guy who misuses the gassed maymay
>Forcing memes this hard
>>875368
Fake and gay
>>875362
>Sizzle in the half time show
>gotta watch me here I'm too hot for TV
kek
>le bryan can't be in me because he was there last year REEEEEEE
>it's okay for ramen he is big and sexy
KEK
>>875375
lol don't feel sorry for me, feel sorry for anybody who has to be burdened with your retardation IRL
> he thinks Reigns is a good wrestler
>>875369
>>875316
>Corbin has already surpassed Reigns
oh wow this delusion hahaha
go back to wooo, no one wants you here
>>875380
> Samoan Drop
> lifting
>>875368
>ryback eliminating big show alone
don't think I have a smug enough anime girl for this
>US title change on Raw with 0 build
You can just feel the desperation for ratings.
Where was the League of Nations during this match to keep Del Rio from losing the title? They seemed to interfere in every match except this one.
>>875379
>lol your retarded xD
>DANIEL BRYAN YES YES YES
Have sex fampai
>>875387
> [shitposting]
NINE MINUTES AND TWO SECONDS
>>875388
how exactly is it their fault that their match got booked to be that short?
>>875388
phs
>>875388
Yes, that is what you are doing - shitposting
>>875389
It's Roman's fault he was so gassed that he botched the Spear and ruined the nearfall
Kalisto own theme when?
>>875391
> fuck Murphy
oi mate I'll bash ya cunt
(Murphy is awesome)
>>875394
What's wrong with his theme right now?
>>875393
>It's Roman's fault for getting booked into a match with an allotted time limit
Are you retarded friend?
>>875393
And whats the excuse for Dean botching something as simple as a sunset flip powerbomb AGAIN?
