Good Night, Starman.
>/mu/ killing people again
Fucking meme niggers did it again
>>872296
Meme Magic strikes again. Fuck. Let's not kill old wrestlers here senpai.
>>872296
I was there when they killed Lou Reed ;_;
>>872296
>/mu/ killed a bunch of people during Boston parade
Wtf is wrong with those god damn niggers???
I'm putting my bets on Sergeant Slaughter or Ric Flair biting the bullet this year since the running theme of wrestler deaths is "everyone that made wrestling great are dying while the one single handedly ruining it is seemingly immortal"
>all these thirsty fucks feigning interest in a celebrities death because they want to fug Asuka
>>872301
I'm from /mu/. Been listening to Bowie for a long time. Fuck off.
>>872300
My money's on Flair and Hogan
>>872299
Not as bad as /tv/ crashing the plane with no survivors
>>872302
Go and stay go.
>>872302
I think he meant the people on that twatter feed.
>>872303
>Hogan
Hogan still needs to murder Gawker.
plus that would just give hoganposter more fuel to shit up raw threads
Fuck you, have fun in /ashitp/, /heem/ here saying thank you for leaving space for us to be the general. Fuck off and good luck in your "board"
kek
KEK
posting a crying emoticon in response to someone's death is one of the most disingenuous things you can do
>>872308
>/heem/
literally who?
>>872298
It was chaotic. That doesn't change the fact that Lulu sucked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PMJzpLWlDU
>>872302
>I'm from /mu/
As if that's something to be proud about. That board died in 2011 a painful death.
>>872308
>/heem/
Please get laid, have fun with CuckMan Punk.
>>872313
Why are they all sitting in boxes?
I miss edge :/
>>872201
> Union flag
> Scottish flag
How to spot an American - 101.
>>872321
It's what Lemmy would have wanted.
>>872324
>Implying it's not a booty blasted Scot who lost the referendum
Sooner the whiners leave, the better.
>>872322
Don't you kill Edge faggot.
>>872329
ON THIS DAY
>>872296
>57 years old
>still shows up in ring
He'll be fine
>>872302
18+
PARTYS OVER, GRAND-BAH
ryback 50 time wwe champ 2016 royal rumble winner
david bowie dead after anal pentration from kevin obese owens
>>872328
Also, Grado is fucking Scottish.
>>872337
>>872337
>>872341
>He is still posting here
PLEASE get laid
>>872346
>he polices threads to tell people to get laid
>he watches mandrama
Top fucking kek m8
>>872331
He'll be fine.
post a promo better than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzE9UgLGjWs
good luck faggots
>>872349
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47xgu_jake-the-snake-interview-after-he-s_news
>>872348
I SEE CLEARLY
>>872354
So is no one going to talk about this?
>>872372
good for paige.
Any of you lads want to start a WWE SuperCard team? We could make a hilarious run at that Survivor-tier King Barrett.
>>872373
Santana Garrett, dumbass
>>872374
>people still play that pile of shit supercard
>>872349
https://youtu.be/kfMI9j8WwFE
>>872389
*mystique
>>872298
They killed Lou Reed?
Post your honest opinion of Kevin Owens.
>>872400
Great at working babby /wwe/ marks into pants-shitting rage
>>872400
GOAT
>>872400
A good heel, knows his way around backstage politics, booking has been faltering since Cena buried him, could be fine to lose a little weight, but damn if he isn't more athletic than he should be. I enjoy watching his matches and I think the pop-up powerbomb is a fun to watch finisher. I wish they would let him do flippy shit but it's whatever. He's probably the best NXT pullup of the last couple years
>>872400
top heel on the current active roster, dont mind his fatness and the boy can go.
>>872400
fat neckbearded faggot who people only like because they can relate to them ala daniel average weak little vegan manlet bryan
Naomi looks waifu as fuck on the Madden finale.
>>872443
post chimp tits
>>872400
My #2 favorite active wrestler. Fantastic, classic heel. Hoping he'll get a few WHC title runs and a Wrestlemania main event. Not sure how that'll turn out realistically with Vinny and Dunn, but this feud with Ambrose has really built him back up.
Tell me about mysterio why does he wear the mask
>>872454
because he's an ugly beaner, like every beaner
>>872400
Good worker. Fun to watch. Could stand tone up a bit though.
Bareback 17 time something or other
Calvin Obese fat guy who is a fat fuck
>>872455
>mysterio
>ugly
>>872461
Pick both
>>872400
>Vince...it's time
Post yfw Da Big Guy saves the WWE
>>872400
Beat nxt guy since big e/shebd but he's still a fat Manlet so bury him
>>872478
More like Based Owens
>>872479
> I need my wrestlers to look like comic book superheroes
18+ nerd
Kane?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h33fDQnBYM
>you now remember what a big deal it was when The Shield finally lost
Why can't they build stars like this now?
>>872487
Tell me about Kane, why does he wear the mask?
>>872489
Cant believe they did it on a Smackdown though
>>872489
Big deal? You mean like how it was randomly on a shitty smackdown no one watched against a ragtag group of people they had already beaten over and over and over again?
Yeah bro that was epic!
>>872492
desu, it was probably on there because it generated a genuine reaction, and the abundance of spoilers resulted in a spike in Smackdown viewership.
>>872482
>I need my wrestlers to be obese manlets and beat up big strong good looking guys because I can't get over Chad cucking me
Lose weight and have sex
>>872372
Wait what?
>>872503
have weight and lose sex you fucking mutt
/CorbinClub/ W W @ ?
>>872400
One of the most entertaining guys in recent memory. Amazing worker with likewise excellent mic-skills.
He's also a fantastic Heel but he does admittedly pander quite a bit, but that's just adapting him to the crowd in-front of him which demonstrates a lot of savvy and awareness that makes him very, very valuable.
>>872503
Even the BatSignal would be jealous of this projection
kek
>>872516
>>872516
whats funny about that?
>>872400
Pretty good. Don't mind him being fat. Will likely get a WHC run at some point.
>>872516
It's always funny seeing people tricked into retweeting British murderers, paedophiles etc.
>>872529
whats funny about that?
>>872530
It shows how ignorant of other countries Americans are and/or how irrelevant the British are. Everyone knows about the American killers but they don't seem to have a clue about ours.
>>872504
Santana Garrett came back to NXT and posted that photo on Twitter after the match with some quip about how she's found herself.
>>872534
Literally nothing in either post implied that, you retard.
>>872531
but thats a fairly innocent looking photo posted at a busy celebrity.
what did you think was going to happen?
>>872531
>they don't know our murderers, but we know theirs
>clearly they are the ignorant ones for not knowing trivia facts
>>872536
That's wrong.
>>872535
>Putting a fucking hashtag in your spoopy photo
I don't like her.
>>872201
Why is Grado not under the scottish flag? He's way more scottish than Galloway
YOU HAVE A VAGINA
>>872531
>Jericho
>American
>yfw Ric Flair is the next one to die
Lads, last I watched WWE was when Roman won the title. I turned off and cancelled my WWE Network the next day.
Can someone give me a few bullet points of where we are now, whats the setup going into Royal Rumble and further afield to WM
>>872550
Roman will win RR again to look even stronger
>>872550
Faggot.
I bet you in your neckbeard rage said
>IM DONE WITH WWE FUCK ROWMEN WAHHH
And yet here you are, begging to get caught up like the cocksucker you are.
This is why I never take marks seriously and neither does wwe.
They always come crawling back, because they know that wwe is the only wrestling product that matters.
>>872550
The Rumble is now for the title rather than the #1 contender at Mania spot, so the Rumble match itself is now All About Roman.
>>872553
>being this mad about what someone else does
Come on man, people will always come back for this season, RR and WM are those PPV that "you have to watch"
>>872531
>Jericho
>American
Are u trying to trick me again
>>872372
Yeah, cause bottom-rung wrestlers NEVER try to force themselves into angles on Twitter.
>>872567
Forgot my link:
https://twitter.com/darrenyoungwwe/status/531868159159328768
>>872550
>Not cancelling the network two years ago
how does darren yong walk around knowing everybody knows his dick smells like shit and his shit smells like smegma
>>872400
IWC neckbeard thats supposed to be a prize fighter but looks like just came straight from audience posting on some wrestling site. Good midcarder, decent uppercard filler.
>>872580
probably the same way you do
>>872580
Smugly. Can't be opposed to gay people in 2016, it's homophobic and somehow racist.
>>872293
I can't believe he is died my fellow negroes. I hope WWE give Bowie a tribute tonight
>>872613
Being a black gay in current year is like hitting the jackpot
>can't be fired because you can just sue the company for racism/homophobia
>everyone is nice to you because scared of being labelled as a racist/homophobe
>>872616
He co-wrote Tyler Breeze's theme. They're good friends that go way back.
>>872621
That still wouldn't make much sense as he was not really connected with WWE, nor did he appear on some ppv/raw/wrestlemania to perform.
>>872400
He'll be fine.
>>872621
>he helped write some NXT jobber's theme
>he is friends with that queer-as-fuck NXT jobber
So Cole's gonna name-drop "David Bonie" as a popular homosexual who revolutionized the dicksucking industry.
Anyone else scared that they're gonna put based Jericho in a tag team with Kalisto and have them feud with the New Day
>>872631
>What is playing along
Newfags back to wew when
>>872640
>le i was pretending to be retarded mean
Just take your L chump
>>872641
Back to wew when?
>>872400
HE'S FAT
>>872614
Stardust will have a match and win. And Cole will briefly mention his passing.
>>872642
when you have sex
>>872640
"I-I-I d-didn't fall for it!"
>>872646
See you next week ;)
>>872650
>falling for me not falling for it so bad you get mad
>>872646
I fucked last night though
>>872531
>clearly they are ignorant of other countries for not knowing about killers from othe countries
Sorry that foreign serial killers isn't in my grab bag of facts. I would think that you wouldn't want us to know more about the people who tarnish the name of your country.
That and jericho is from canada
You now remember Drew McIntyre was Vince's chosen one.
>the state of fucking British wrestling
>>872672
I only see one big wrestler there and thats the champ john cena
>>872672
tbqh British wrassling is great right now. There are a ton of excellent talents with promising futures
No idea why this comedy cunt whos gimmick is old as fuck is at the top of a heap that collectively shit on him
>>872672
>not Funaki, Mysterio and Regal/Neville
>>872616
He wrote and composed Beeg's theme
>>872672
>Neville
Kek, fucking Paige is a bigger British star than he is.
>>872672
>>872672
zack sabre jr is legitimately one of the best wrestlers and nobody seems to be going after him
>>872689
epically maymayed
>>872689
Through the maymays in this post nobody will acknowledge that he gave the objective GOAT answer for Nippon
>>872690
>>872690
Bit over-rated desu
His uppercut spam isn't warranted like Cesaro's because his are shit.
>>872534
Bray is shit and has done nothing except have the same feud over and over again. He deserves nothing.
>>872690
As a brit that loves technical wrestling i say nay
He is overrated as shit and his matches look like choreographed dance class with extra yoga
>>872721
>2016
>posting fedoras
>>872400
Based.
Sting The Vigilante™ is the 1st inductee into this year's WWE HOF class.
>If you're in a stadium, with over 80,000 people in it and you're coming up on a riser onto a stage, with smoke all around you and the World Title on your waist and you look to your side as you come up with lasers, pyro and Motorheead playing... and Lemmy is standing next to you, singing about you -- it is the most kickass thing of all-time.
Based Hunter finds a way to put himself over at a funeral
>We noted over the weekend that Randy Orton took to Instagram and denied Dave Meltzer's report that he may need neck surgery once he recovers from the recent shoulder surgery, but it wasn't confirmed.
>It turns out that Orton got word from doctors, just over a week ago, that he would not need the neck surgery. Meltzer originally reported the possibility of having neck surgery back in November and Ric Flair, who would be in the know, even reported something similar on his official podcast.
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RKO OUT OF NOWHERE SAVING THIS YEARS WRESTLEMANIA
GEE I WONDER IF THEY'LL FORGET ANYONE
>>872745
One day you will pay for this Sullivan.
>>872689
>Mysterio
>Not Mil Mascaras
Ayyy
>>872744
>being a Randy mark in the year of our lord Jesus Christ 2016
[resthold intensifies]
>>872747
>Mascaras
>not El Santo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwUPKv6TBNw
Daily reminder that smarks ruined ratings.
>>872749
>El Santo
>Not Blue Demon
>>872751
Please stop talking as if smarks are a separate entity from yourself.
>>872751
No shit. Cuck man and dbry ruined wwe.
>meme man main events wrestlemania and goes over Batista and randy Orton
What a joke
>>872753
>Blue Demon
>No El Negro Casas
>>872759
>El Negro Casas
>Not Tinieblas
>>872761
>Tinieblas
>Not Super Porky.
>>872762
>Super Porky.
>Not Octagoncito
>If I lived next door to her my motto would be love thy neighbour - Jerry 'the rooty tooty roofy' Lawler
>I check WWE.com all the time to check up on the Divas!
He has so many creepy lines in WWE 2K16. I'm amazed it gets through nowadays.
>>872764
>Octagoncito
>not Juan Cena
>>872762
>Super Porky.
True Mexican hero and GOAT
>>872764
>Octagoncito
>Not Juan Cenã
>>872766
>Juan Cena
>Not Alushe
>>872766
>>872768
Juanmind
>>872765
A cringy nod to attitude era "show me them puppies" Lawler.
>>872765
>>872347
PLEASE have sex
>Tfw England will never know what it's like to have a WWE champion
>>872516
Now I understand why celebs typically don't respond to "fans"
>>872531
First of all, Chris Jericho is Canadian
Secondly, he's supposed to run an image search for every image any dumbass Brit decides to tweet at him to make sure it isn't some prank?
>Everyone knows about the American killers but they don't seem to have a clue about ours.
Cause you're an irrelevant nation full of idiots who find dumb things like this "banter" Why would I need to know about serial killers from other countries anyway?
>>872813
>Who is Stone Cold
>>872817
>im only pretending to be retarded
>>872813
> who is Bret Hart
> who is Stone Cold
> who is The Undertaker
> who is JBL
>>872817
>asking what people think about a wrestler
>bait
holy shit the autism is strong with this one.
>>872507
What does the "W W" stand for?
>>872824
World wrestling.
was smackdown relevant or was it still the sameold shit?
>>872824
Where we
@ = at
>>872817
>y-yeah epic troll guys
>>872400
He is the future, his feud against Ambrose and Rollins will be remember as Shawn vs HHH
>>872836
>>872831
it was more relevant so they are trying to make it something now.
>>872838
I have a shemale friend that looks like the Bellas.
>>872813
>who is Sheamus
>>872842
have you sucked xer off
>>872845
I wish. I want to see her dick.
Who was the most over heel of the old generals?
I'm going to say Devitt, although the animals in hats guy had a short but sweet run.
>>872846
You should ask her out anon
Does anyone else dont watch anything besides RAW and the WWE PPVs?
I honestly got back to wrestling because i love the /wwe/ gamethreads and the generals.
>>872855
I like PWG and NJPW and NXT but everything except NXT is a pain in the ass to get.
>>872325
I don't know why Triple H would tell this story
>I'd walk into his dressing room with my wife
>and there' would be topless girls and a pile of blow
>lemmy would be sitting there with no pants on just a towel on his head
>then he'd say close the door
>I'd open the door again he's got pants on the girls are covered up the blow is gone
why would you say this at his funeral? that's just so inappropriate. What if members of his family were there? would they really want to hear how their relative had hookers and blow?
>>872859
It's what Lemmy would have wanted.
>>872851
devitt only got x-pac heat.
i was the most over heel of the old generals.
>>872855
NXT, Lucha Underground and some RoH/AAA/NJPW iPPVs
>>872855
I watch Raw, Smackdown, NXT, PPVs and sometimes Main Event if I've nothing else go do. Pretty much everything I watch on TV or the internet is wrestling related now. Nothing else worth watching.
>I honestly got back to wrestling because i love the /wwe/ gamethreads and the generals.
They often are the best part about watching.
>>872758
>anti-smarks still being BTFO by the GOAT
>>872859
>hookers
they were groupies most likely.
>>872855
>watch Raw live
>stream PPVs online
>watch ROH on their website on the weekends
>used to watch TNA soon as the show was archived online, but the tournament thing they've been doing the past few months has killed my interest in their promotion
>sometimes watch NXT if I'm bored, but I have no attachments to it
>I'll watch the occasional NJPW PPV only in they have English commentary or theur doing a joint PPV with ROH
>>872372
>Santana Garrett instead of Mika Rotunda
>>872859
I'm pretty fucking sure everyone vaguely related to Lemmy knew hookers and blow were involved in some way.
>>872859
He thought Lemmy was a magician
>>872875
Well he did make a pile of coke vanish
>>872870
>Girl is literally just a thinner Bo
Disturbing
>>872730
are indie fans the cultural marxists of wrestling?
Will Roman vs. Triple H sell 100,000 tickets?
>>872851
Swede
>>872851
>devitt
You must have been either new as fuck or you are Devitt. Pls leave
>>872866
Why would they be BTFO by someone who is injury prone and has a chant that's more over than them?
>>872820
Not English. What a pathetic nation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnt55PFhM8M
>three man band
>theres four of them
>>872851
>devshitt
Bretcuck is the only correct answer.
>>872900
If HHH is main eventing maybe. Although due to the many injuries, they're probably gonna have to pull out all the part-timers to make the card look good.
>>872535
>Santana Garrett
Isn't she like 6'0 tall? She'd fit right in with the Wyatts.
>>872909
>and has a chant that's more over than them?
If that was true then WWE would had given it to someone else.
>There are anti-smarks right now that deny The GOAT was over as fuck
>2016 and still getting worked by The GOAT.
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>>872914
>If HHH is main eventing maybe
Top kek.
>>872916
He's probably done bro
Unless you want him to go up against outraw wrestringru star Shinsuke Nakamura
>>872859
You have no idea who Lemmy is, do you?
>>872916
That's the thing. WWE didn't plan on the chant getting THAT over. If anything, they gave him the "Yes!/No!" thing to make him look more nerdy, when in reality, almost ALL smarks are nerdy manga/MLP-loving losers.
>>872859
>why would you say this at his funeral?
Cause that's who Lemmy was.
>>872855
I got back into wrestling in 2014 after seven years. I watch most Raws ans episodes of LU. I watch a couple episodes of NXT a month. I catch TNA and RoH about once a month. My local indie has about three shows a month for a while at a time and then takes a step back for one a month for a bit and I go to most of those.
I haven't been keeping up witb RoH as month lately but I got a free front row seat to a show the day before the Rumble, should be fun.
>>872915
She's like 5'5'' m8
John Cena is fucking ridiculous
He should just retire before he gets injured even more. He's already cemented himself as the GOAT. Maybe give him his 16th at wm vs Christian in the match we never got and then retire him and induct him in the HOF along with Christian
>>872937
you didn't even try to be subtle
>>872923
>almost ALL smarks are nerdy manga/MLP-loving losers.
do you think vince doesnt know this?
Wait so if stang is headlining the hof class, are we waiting another year for taker? This was the year to do it, biggest wm, takers hometown rtc
>>872939
You're right, Christian should win at wm and then John win on the raw after wm then they both retire
>>872940
Manga and MLP (especially that) nerds didn't exist back then.
>>872941
Probably. They'll keep Taker around until he's 70 if that's how long it takes to get him vs Cena at wm.
>>872946
Would mark para ser honesto familia
>>872934
I was thinking of someone else. I know there was a chick who was on NXT who was 6'0" tall.
Sting going into the HoF pretty much confirms some sort of appearance at Mania beyond "HoF class of..." bits. I am guessing he holds off whoever tries to run in and help Triple H during his match with Roman.
Could they induct Undertaker this year as well? Sometimes they induct 2 main eventers into 1 class for example Mick Foley and Bruno Sammartino or Macho Man and Diesel
Any chance they do an Elimination Chamber special before Mania to get a nnumber one contender this year? It would work well since it is Haitch's match.
>>872961
Aloisia? She was like 6'8'' I'm sure I don't need to point out which woman she is in pic related.
>social outcast entrance theme
>3mb theme starts playing even though there's four members
Was this intentional or is wwe that lazy
>>872976
The latter, unfortunately.
>>872967
> putting Diesel in the same bracket as Macho Man
Toplel
18+
>>872980
Please have sex
>>872985
Post birth certificate
>Steve Austin
>from England
someone explain this meme
