Kidd is never coming back lads
Pour out a lil mountain dew
First for me.
I see 3 people with no place in WWE
>>871630
its gonna be a great match tho.
>>871632
nah theres a place in the performance cneter for nattie. Cesaro can possibly be a strength coach or something.
>>871632
>tfw vince is calling up phil brooks every day to try and get him back for wrestlemania
What do you all think of this video I found?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49QQ6xqlIH4&index=25&list=RDFSIe27GfnvA
I think it's very related to the best general on 4chan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hcz7-rAT5s
>>871043
What's up /sug/
>>871631
18+ le rosemary
Gtfo
>Royal Rumble in less than 3 weeks
>>871631
You need to get laid pham
>>871629
>So I go out there, win my match, win my contract on Raw back, and I figure I'm going to go back to my shorts the next week. But walking back from the ring, Vince McMahon stops me and says, 'You look great in trunks, kid. You've got great legs. You should be wearing trunks.' I'm like, but I don't like the trunks. I want to look different. I want to stand out. And he said to me, 'You already stand out enough. Now we're going to make you serious.' I really didn't want to do it, but when Vince McMahon comes up to you and tells you that you have great legs and that you need to be wearing trunks, well, you're wearing trunks
This explains a lot about Vince.
>>871632
Go to bed, Vince. You have a show to book tomorrow.
>>871632
Yeah, it's called "The Shield"
>>871642
And literally no one cares because everyone knows Reigns is winning.
>>871648
I really want to be interested in the match because of how they changed the gimmick 2bh familia
>>871648
>reigns is winning
>>871645
Who is this quote from?
>>871648
>Reigns is winning.
doubt
alright wrestling fags listen up real close cause this is the last and final chance i'm giving your fat asses to get off my board.
/asp/ was originally created for people who who actually participate in their sports. which is why you see threads like MMA where people discuss styles and give others tips. NOT because they think it's cool after seeing it on a fucking tv show like you nerds but because it helps us become better fighters in real life. you see our practice of these sports has given us the right to post here. how many of you actually train to become "wrestlers" (i keep the word quoted because it's not really wrestling it's fucking soap opera)? i bet there's not a single one who actually is training. NO you just watching your shitty tv show all fucking day. THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS BOARD WAS FUCKING MADE FOR
IT WAS MADE FOR PEOPLE WHO PARTICIPATE IN THEIR SPORTS
IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEADS??????????????????????????????????????????????????? YOU FUCKING RETARDED AUTISTIC SHITS
maybe we could come to some sort of agreement since it seems that the guys over on /sp/ really hate you (with good reason) and don't want you back i guess you have no choise but to stay here. BUT can you atleast limit the amount of threads you make? im not saying you can't make threads but add a few rules to it
>only make a new general when the old one drops to page 3
>don't make shitloads of threads about the same subject (really there's no need to)
>smal items don't need their own threads you can just put them in the general
>stop the fucking retared "is he autisic" threads and other shitposting
>STOP FUCKING USING TERMS LIKE "PLAYING WITH TOY GUNS" OR "MMAUTISTS" AND STOP FUCKING CALLING REAL WRESTLING GAY
>that means no trolling of ANY kind
if you can comperehend this set of rules i believe we would be happy to accept you here and allow you to post your threads
alright wrestling fags listen up real close cause this is the last and final chance i'm giving your fat asses to get off my board.
/asp/ was originally created for people who who actually participate in their sports. which is why you see threads like MMA where people discuss styles and give others tips. NOT because they think it's cool after seeing it on a fucking tv show like you nerds but because it helps us become better fighters in real life. you see our practice of these sports has given us the right to post here. how many of you actually train to become "wrestlers" (i keep the word quoted because it's not really wrestling it's fucking soap opera)? i bet there's not a single one who actually is training. NO you just watching your shitty tv show all fucking day. THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS BOARD WAS FUCKING MADE FOR
IT WAS MADE FOR PEOPLE WHO PARTICIPATE IN THEIR SPORTS
IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEADS??????????????????????????????????????????????????? YOU FUCKING RETARDED AUTISTIC SHITS
maybe we could come to some sort of agreement since it seems that the guys over on /sp/ really hate you (with good reason) and don't want you back i guess you have no choise but to stay here. BUT can you atleast limit the amount of threads you make? im not saying you can't make threads but add a few rules to it
>only make a new general when the old one drops to page 3
>don't make shitloads of threads about the same subject (really there's no need to)
>smal items don't need their own threads you can just put them in the general
>stop the fucking retared "is he autisic" threads and other shitposting
>STOP FUCKING USING TERMS LIKE "PLAYING WITH TOY GUNS" OR "MMAUTISTS" AND STOP FUCKING CALLING REAL WRESTLING GAY
>that means no trolling of ANY kind
if you can comperehend this set of rules i believe we would be happy to accept you here and allow you to post your threads
thank you
>>871652
The Miz.
>>871639
Legit marked out
>>871639
>all minorities chimping out
>swagger has a literal chimp on his shirt
>>871655
>>871656
> dat pasta mind
> dose times
B-but how is your one above mine?
>>871660
Because you tried to steal my gimmick
>>871655
>>871656
>those times
>>871655
if you're gonna spam something at least have it be funny dummy
>>871648
>because everyone knows Reigns is winning.
He's not.
Past your thick-headedness, do you really think they'll throw away Roman's defining, looking-strong moment as he reclaims the WWEWHC from the villain on the grandest stage, adding yet another title to the tally of his young career?
Is Grado destined to be the next Sting? A legend who will never join WWE?
Or will Vince get his man?
>>871664
Considering it's WWE, yes.
>>871665
> A legend
> A literally "who?"
>>871664
>Roman becomes a 3-time WWE champion in a span of three months
Did we return to the RA era?
>>871664
>Reigns will be a 3 time world champion in 6 months
Watch out, Ric Flair.
>>871660
Of course it's Bretcuck behind it all.
Idiot
>>871665
At least choose an outlaw wrestler who would actually have a chance of being signed or turned WWE down before
>>871665
Americans can't into British humour
>>871669
>Watch out, Ric Flair.
As opposed to Triple H becoming a 14 time champion?
>>871673
>le british humour meme
>>871672
Grado's turned down WWE twice already.
>>871674
Yeah but he's no longer a full time performer. It's entirely possible his next title could be his last. Roman has perhaps a decade left.
>>871648
Nah it's gonna be HHH or Lesnar
Will HHH induct Lemmy into the WWE Hall of Fame whilst being WWE champ?
>>871677
>It's entirely possible his next title could be his last
Triple H will make himself 20 time champ if he wants to even if he's 60.
>Triple H wins at the Rumble due to the shenanigans
>comes out to a 15 minute Motorhead entrance in "honor" of Lemmy
>faints in the ring when he hears Vince that Roman is supposed to go over
>>871631
Brother!
>>871682
Haitch seems to be one of those guys that Cena consistently loses clean too.
>>871629
Cesaro looks like he has aspergers.
>Vince...I think it's time
Are you ready for him to save the WWE
>>871684
> its the rosetty
Fuck off fraud, you are no brother of mine. Go suck off B The Skidd some more
>>871693
He's R-Truth class.
>>871675
> americantintobanters
>>871629
I'm here lads
>post yfw
>>871697
Is there anything Americans won't sue over?
>>871645
and he got a title reign because of it. Always listen to vince mcmahon damn it!
>>871632
>brayyy lmao
>deanetty
and who else?
>>871705
Kevin Owens.
>>871700
Forced circumcision and cuckoldry
>>871693
been ready.
FEED
ME
ROMAN
>>871665
Who?
>>871699
>>871711
probably some /wwe/ poster who wrestles.
>>871639
>that horrible balls deep joke that got zero pop
it gets harder to like seth every day
CALL TO ME CALL TO MEEE
>>871651
What does he mean by もう一丁?
>>871723
he's autistic, leave him alone
>>871694
>Lowercase R
I think we all know who's the fraud here, friendo.
>goggle this "Grado" guy
>looks like a legit fat foreign comedy jobber
>apparently revived wrestling in Europe
Jesus fucking christ.
>>871751
mastodon's btfo
>>871751
LIFE IS A MYYYYYYYSTERRRRRYYYYYYY
>>871756
ICW's big show drew 8'000 with him in the main event
Whoops
>>871759
>not nude
Goddamn it
>>871757
>8,000
>sold out
>>871759
>implying that was by mistake
Isn't she hosting some Golden Globes thing tonight for E?
>>871760
only BMJ gets to see that.
>>871761
>comparing a tiny regional promotion to WWE
nice meme
>>871764
>8,000
>>871757
>8,000
>>871759
What is her Snapchat?
>HIGHEST DRAWING EUROPEAN WRESTLER
>8,000 (packed)
>watching Superstars because I love my jobbers and it takes like 10 minutes to watch both matches
>Miz on commentary
Fucking hell he's amazing at this.
He should be a full-time Heel commentator. He crushes JBL.
>>871773
Biggest UK wrestling show since 1981
It's all relative
>>871777
NXT London was 10,000 sold out, or are we not counting that.
>>871779
>these two main evented the biggest European wrestling show ever put on
>not some fat comedy jobber who's also in TNA
>>871779
he said WRESTLING show, not sports entertainment show
>>871779
NXT is sports entertainment.
>>871781
>>not some fat comedy jobber
What about the guy on the left?
>>871772
Thenikkibella2
>>871791
It's comedic seeing him jiggle.
>>871694
>pretending to be me
Fuck off, diesel-mary. Who wants to talk about wrestling?
>>871793
Jiggle? The guy is just thick, he's all mass. Now Owens on the other hand, if he didn't have that shirt, there would be some real jiggling.
>>871783
>>871784
>ICW
>not yuropoor CZW
>>871796
>Jiggle? The guy is just thick, he's all mass.
He's a self-sustaining perpetual motion machine.
He was a D-Cup before his mother.
>>871779
I meant by a UK promotion - the comment that sparked this was about how grading revived UK wrestling and he did so by helping draw the biggest crowds UK promotions have seen since 1981
Alright gentlemen, Vince McMahon here. How do we salvage WrestleMania?
>>871808
Cena wins
>>871812
Cena's injured dammit
>>871808
Face Lesnar goes over Heel Reigns.
Gonna horribly fuck up following it whoever walks out as Champ and the only two real options are Reigns and Lesnar with Cena injured.
Might as well send them home happy to cushion the ensuing disappointment.
>>871808
Make Roman look strong
Based Ziggler, Cole, Barret and Ryder want to Make American Great Again. Weird seeing Cole there since he married a Mexican.
>>871808
Put me in the main event Vince! Surely Triple H vs Roman Reigns will draw!
>>871818
>Weird seeing Cole there since he married a Mexican.
HE WAS A NEWS REPORTER DAMN IT!
>>871818
Everytime I look up a pornstar on twitter, Ziggler is following her.
>>871818
>barrett caring about america
he wants to see it burn since he is a britbottle, he knows trump would do it faster.
>>871828
paiges roommate is a pornstar
name is veronica rose iirc
>>871818
If I was a wrestler I would just follow shit like WaifuDepot and other lewd anime girl profiles desu.
>>871830
Trump will save america senpai. If you want to kill it just vote Sanders in.
>>871781
18+
> biggest european show ever put on
Threadly reminder that Bret Hart drew the long term 2nd and now 3rd biggest paying wrestling attendance of all time
At a summerslam
>>871818
following trump doesn't necessarily mean they support him
>faction is named after the least interesting member in the group
>not even trying to hide that they're ripping off the Bullet Club, which is still active in New Japan
god dammit wwe. you can still put these guys together and still have it be somewhat original.
>tfw tama tonga goes to nxt
>>871853
>>not even trying to hide that they're ripping off the NWO
god dammit New Japan . you can still put these guys together and still have it be somewhat original
>>871857
feels good man, hopefully before the mania NXT takeover.
>>871859
Bischoff said that the nwo was inspired by an angle from New Japan.
>(you)
>>871859
>mfw a nwo knock off "revolutionized" outlaw wrestling
The state of outlels
>>871864
>and wwe is ripping it off
>>871863
>inspired
>rip off
theres a difference. That or you can say that the bullet club ripped off 2 things are even more less original.
>>871818
What Trump needs is a Real American on his side.
>>871868
So how original is the WWE for ripping off a rip off of a rip off?
>>871818
If only /pol/ realized that if Trump wins their NEETbux go bye-bye.
>>871818
Following Trump on twitter doesn't mean you support him ya moron
>>871867
They are doing an invasion, an angle they have done before.
>>871874
If they were smarter, they would realize Trump being the republican candidate means Hillary wins in a landslide.
>>871853
Balor Club won't be a thing.
Do you think they'd let Balor do his little cringeworthy fan-pandering circlejerk over Twitter if it was going to be?
They'd keep it under wraps and let it be a surprise. They're plugging it now to make as much bank on merchandising as possible because it won't actually be a thing in any storylines.
>>871870
swaggie is busy.
>>871876
Is Shane coming back?
He will say he bought NJPW
>>871880
Yeah, busy jobbing to Rollins at a video game.
>>871881
>shane went to asia to make his own money
>traveled to japan to pick up more customers for his cable company
>saw new japan
>brings over some guys to get his pops attention
it writes itself.
>>871877
Hillary isn't that bad. If she's on her period (assuming she still gets those) she wouldn't hesitate to nuke some 3rd world shithole.
>>871885
He's a terrible option. Just because he's anti-PC doesn't mean he should win. Everything else about him is flawed.
>>871891
Why in the hell are you watching an American wrestling company? You got a British option in ICW, m8.
>rumors of WWE paying for the licensing to use Nakamura's Subconscious theme
THEY CALL HIM THE KING OF SWAG. I LOVE IT MAGGLE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZnXGvrDHV0
>>871898
phs
Why is CM Punk a writer for Marvel?
Because he can't draw
>>871904
Who is Luke Harper's favorite band?
Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
>I fucked last night
>>871904
Ja!
>>871898
This guy's gonna flop so hard, I can already taste Vince's seething rage at Haitch for blowing so much money on him.
>>871926
at the very least they will use him for asian PR, so that will pay itself.
>>871926
He's gonna be twerking with New Day and the marks will eat it up
>>871930
"nuwe desu! i are big makel jackson fan! We could be like the jacksons! I obisuly mackel! so me join nuwe dawy rocks?!
>>871768
Wow Edge was so lean back in 2003
>>871935
18+
>Rocky literally saying "m'lady" at the golden globes
can't wait to see this fuckboy get buried at WM tbqh
EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERYYYY
What betrayals do you think will happen at the rumble /wwe/?
>>871940
Kevin Owens betrays his fans by eliminating himself to get first dibs on catering
>>871697
>live with his online dating sweet heart.
>>871941
>his fans
You mean his dietician.
>>871639
this years madden series was written better than the current WWE
>sasha tight as fuck
>>871890
Sup, reddit. This site is 18+ so get out.
Let's face it, the company's fucked and will continue to be fucked until the so-called creative department is sent to a firing line along with the Outlel fuckwits.
Vid very much related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnTfA8fPGi4
Ryback 1000 matches on tinder and wrestlemania main events
Kevin Ovens 1000 matches on TNA tapings and PWG
>>871896
>fat white Rock
>>871979
>Kevin Ovens 1000 matches on TNA tapings and PWG
Y-Yes please.
>>871896
>ICW
Yeah, if I wanna watch a bunch of fat english comedy jobbers do "hardcore wrestling"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK-ezjh_tNA
>>871991
>tag champs dont even come out together
jesus christ WWE was so fucking shit in the double zeros
everyone see The Rock's sweet suit at the Golden Globes?
>>871986
> AMERICANS: the post
>>871996
Why are you still awake Nigel? You do know RAW isn't tonight right?
>>871986
>Based in Glasgow, Scotland
>English
>>871976
> firing everybody who wrestled before coming to WWE
I refuse to accept that people dumb enough to believe this actually exist
>>871998
You don't have to be a Brit to think that post was idiotic for so, so many reasons
>>871853
>putting AJ there and not as a singles
Fuck Boringlor, FUCK THIS SHIT
>>871870
Cesaro always dresses so good. Most /fa/ superstar
I am not going to be the funniest and most popular character on the show and was generally well liked on the set by his cast mates which made his death all the more heart breaking news and information on the toilet at lunch time and money to pay for the ic title unfication and also if you are looking for the first time and smoked and the bellas vs Xavier Woods and Waters The only thing that I have been in his 40s the show and was generally well liked on the set by his cast mates.
I can't be the only one who saw how well Seth was walking in the new Madden video. WM return confirmed?
>>872018
You are retarded. Everything in wwe pretaped dipshit.
>>872018
im holding out hope for him but its a vastly different thing working a match and doing moves than walking but yes a good sign.
>>872019
1. He was limping
2. Woods literally said it was the night of the Slammys
Did you even watch it?
Scott Hall has more charisma throwing his toothpick at the camera than Finn Balor does doing anything in the ring.
>Women's Wrestling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wEH33026Zs
>>872051
> le shit tony montana gimmick
> ayyy chico i'm da bad guy
> charisma
>>872055
18+
>>872057
Phs
>>872058
plw
>>872063
pjwt
>>871669
Roman will be a 15 time champ by Wrestlemania, then they'll wheel out BMJ for a match for the vacated title to determine who beats Flair's record
>>872066
>post jaw with timestamp
I know that one, tell me the others.
>>871629
FUCK roppongi vice is staying in NJPW, fucking romero.
WWE World Heavyweight Champion Roman Reigns spoke with The Associated Press to promote SmackDown on the USA Network and said the big move doesn’t bring much change for the Superstars and Divas:
“I wish I could say (USA) makes a huge difference and it’s a super positive move and everyone’s so pumped about it. But as a competitor, all I need is the ropes and hopefully people show up in the arena. From a wrestling standpoint, not too much has changed for us.”
Way to promote the product Roman..
>>872080
Seth would have put it over great.
>tfw you rewatch the first three seasons of tough enough and now you wish al snow was your dad
>>872086
>wanting AL snow to roid rage and beat you half to death.
why isn't the fanny pack cool anymore lads?
Rumor is D-Bry asked for his release.
>>872096
RIP dbry, hopefully brie talks some sense into him before he risks further injury at some bingo hall.
>>872097
>some bingo hall
He'll be going to CMLL or NJPW bud
>>872096
would Vince actually do it?
>>872096
Lies. All lies.
>>872100
>implying he isn't going to TNA
>>872101
well maybe to clear out his money maybe, not really sure how the bryan GOAT FACE merch is moving.
>CM Punk will never be a power ranger
Feels pretty awful
>>872109
>Tommy will never get his MMA match against Punk
>>872104
He was cleared of any brain damage pal, he's not going to go to lolTNA
>>872096
>Nakamura comes to WWE as DBry is planning an exit
Dumb as fuck if it were true, didn't Bryan want to have a match with him?
>>872096
>People are responding to this seriously
My dad works for nintendo too
>>872071
>please have sex
>please lose weight
>>872096
I'd like to hope not, if anything I can hope Bryans fanbase has the awareness to follow him to Lucha Underground or ROH or where ever.
>>872126
thanks a bunch fella.
>>872133
One thing is for certain: If any other wrestling company wants to grow in the US, they need a big star like Bryan to go there.
>>872122
To be fair, he has been pissing and moaning a lot. If he's not cleared by the Rum Bowl or Faslane, I could see him walking out.
>>872136
Given that he was in that India tour I don't think he's complaining all that much. If he does leave I'll be shocked and he'd be a moron.
>>872141
Yeah, what kind of a moron wants to actually get to wrestle?
>>872141
Well he did say if WWE won't clear him he'll find another place to wrestle. Which honestly he should until the concussion suit blows over.
Post GOAT tag team champs
>>872135
So Lucha Underground gets a Netflix deal and a D-bry Contract, how likely would that be to blip wwe's radar?
>>872150
>that time Cody Rhodes lost the tag titles to himself
>>872150
Bring back those fucking titles pls WWE
>>872152
>Netflix deal
That would be great.
>>872146
Yeah what kind of a moron wants to wrestle in front of 50 people when he could be wrestling in front of thousands?
>Bella downgrading from primetime TV to some underground wrestling scene
Ayy
Divorce incoming
>>872168
>sitting in a tour bus being relegated to only doing autograph signings, but you work for a company that sells out stadiums with little effort.
>actually getting to compete, but your audience is downside to a smaller local audience and a potential tv audience.
I don't know, I feel like I would take getting the actually getting to wrestle option
>>872168
> CMLL or NJPW
> 50 people
It's so cute when /wwe/ marks try to talk about wrestling
>>872179
>Muh NJPW
>25000(packed)
>>872181
Better than the attendance of the average WWE PPV
>>872178
Keep in mind Daniel Bryan (probably) isn't hurting for cash. Even if the guy cared more about money than actual wrestling, he still would have enough that it'd be a non-issue.
>>872166
how long did this team last?
>>872188
Not even a year
>>872183
> the wrestlemania of gookland 10
> cant even sell 36,000 tickets
> (not packed)
>>872150
>>871993
18+
>>872190
> casual racial slurs
And here's where anybody stopped taking you seriously
18+ Cena kid
>>872183
>NJPW wrestlemania went down by 10k in a year
>Losing 4 of their top talent to WWE
wew lad
>>872190
new japan cant even sell out big venues for their regular shows. they alway perform in tiny shit places that ECW would have been in
>>872193
> has zero comeback
> b-but you sad a bad word, you lose!
Fuck off back to reddit where your feely weelys wont get hurt you acorn dicked slopehead
>>872194
WK9 announced total attendance, WK10 announced paid
Basic maths class, lad
>>872195
Myself and Canakid were the pioneers and it has been bastardized
>>872197
You're a literal child.
These are the biggest wrestlers today from their respective countries.
>tfw you lived long enough to see NXT become the superior wrestling brand.
Based Balor will debut at RR, eliminating Reigns.
Cap this
>>872201
> Canada
> Jericho
N - O - P - E
>>872201
nah
>>872201
>>872201
>mistico 2
no
also
barrett BTFO
>>872202
It's been consistently better than WWE since what, mid-2013?
>>872186
yeah. I don't disagree with you there, if he really wanted to he could just go to any other wrestling promotion
>>872202
>Based Balor
>>872201
>Caristico
TOP KEK
Current GOAT its Hijo del Fantasma or Fenix
>>872199
have sex
