/wwe/ general #1736 - Come back faster Based A+ player
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Raw happened
LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA other than that
save us A+ player
>Liking Tyler "baby dick" Rollins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hcz7-rAT5s
reminder that the greatest wrestler in all creation is also an A+ madden superstar
reignsfags can enjoy your failed football player's success in his absence but he will never (EVVVVVVVVER) reach SethGOD levels of basedness
>>875517
> caring about the dick size of wrestlers
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>875517
how can apollo be blacked?
i'm confused by your filename famalam
>mfw bork wins da ruble
>>875509
>tfw seth cashed in his muslim mitb contract on the Eagles of Death metal
should've stuck to being a hardcore band desu
>>875519
>Liking small dicked "wrestlers"
>save us a+ player
From what? RAW was good
>>875521
Better?
>>875524
But EoDM were never hardcore, that's how they got their name
>>875533
yeah man
you're memeing better now
>>875509
>save us A+ player
From what? Good ratings?
Kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIiP1G6aGq0
>Brock and Roman smiling at another like they have a friendly rivalry
Anyone else triggered? Brock is supposed to be miles ahead of Roman
>>875540
;~;7
i'm just gonna post shoots that I'm watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-P4XBOvW7Y
>>875545
He took the beating and still laughed at brock.
>>875545
But they do have a rivalry
>>875545
>Brock is supposed to be miles ahead of Roman
Not really thats why he has paul e.
>>875549
>Mfw there are smark cucks who hated that match
It was literally MOTN at mania.
>>875555
only because of the cash-in
Seth and Orton's match was 100x better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSSnQW7CS2s
>>875558
>only because of the cash-in
>Seth and Orton was 100x better
And this is the kind of idiot I'm talking about
>>875562
i really hope you have sex some time soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MYtK6Kt2oI
>>875565
>aspie misusing memes he has no idea about
>The Blandy Boreton match being better than the main event
Ring up the agency, and ask them for their cheapest escort you sex depraved cretin.
>>875568
>seth's moon sault was awesome
>the rko curbstomp was awesome
>roman throws brock into the turnbuckle 5 times and he gets bloody
>2 f-5's
>brock no-sells superman punches
>muh slaps
>weak ass spears
i'll grant you it was the second best match of the night but seth is the reason why it was memorable
>marking for reigns
you and your ilk are killing wrestling
>>875560
>In the mean time fuck you
>Paul Heyman, a man who doesn't wrestle gets biggest pops than people who actually wrestle
This is how you know most the wrestlers suck.
>>875573
>you and your ilk are killing wrestling
How many fedoras do you have stashed away in your closet?
>marking for reigns
>Acknowledging that a Roman Reigns match was good is killing wrestling cause it's not being a mouth breathing redditer wootist who thinks only flippy shit is what should count
>You in charge of knowing what a moonsault actually is
>A match is "100 x better" because of one spot
So still new to wrestling stuff. Question.
Was Wrestling tv scripted from the start, it did it just evolve into that?
Like I just wonder who said "Hey, let's do a soap opera like thing but have Wrestling involve!"
Or were there like real life rival shit going on, and those always sold the best, so they decided they needed to make fake ones so they could keep selling tickets?
>>875578
He is right, Roman vs Brock is one if the worst Brock matches.
>>875578
> praising Reigns for doing literally 2 moves and some crappy strikes
Lesnar could've had the same match with a training dummy.
Actually, he'd probably have a better match, 'cause at least the training dummy would know how to sell and is probably more charismatic
>>875578
>i don;t know anything about professional wrestling
>I'll still keep relying anyway
put a fucking trip on so I don't have to waste my time
>analyzing matches down to spots
>implying reigns can even nail a spot
don't reply to me again assbag
>>875581
No he isn't. And no it's not. You're clearly underage if you think that's one of Brock's worst matches. Clearly underage. Not even past 17.
>>875583
>put a fucking trip on
You'd like that wouldn't you redditer? So used to downvoting people on reddit eh?
>Says a bunch of bullshit that isn't true
>Gets shot down
>His entire rebuttal boils down to hurr durr loman leigns sucks fugg samoans you're killing wrestling
Wtf would you know about wrestling when you were born in 2001?
>>875580
it grew out of bare knuckle boxing in the streets
you'll have to do a lot to research if you try to figure out who really started the idea of "worked" matches but it caught on during the great depression in America
>>875584
Well it's not as agonising as the HHH matches or as much of a dud as The Streak but it's in no way good
Lesnar's best match since his comeback was against Punk because it was an actual MATCH
>>875584
>Liking a Roman match
>Being so underage that he marks for whatever WWE tells him to.
18+
Once you reach that age please have sex.
>>875586
>tfw been arguing with bretkek and didn't realize it until now
didn't realize it was so late over here TbH
anyways, what did you think of raw
>>875587
>you'll have to do a lot to research if you try to figure out who really started the idea of "worked" matches but it caught on during the great depression in America
So it really is kinda "Or were there like real life rival shit going on, and those always sold the best, so they decided they needed to make fake ones so they could keep selling tickets?"
I wonder if they ever have(like past 20 years)/ever will do a feud with people legit fucking hating each other and saying how they feel about the person.
I know Brock and Undertaker didn't like each other, but still kept it professional.
>>875586
People don't dislike Reigns because he's Samoan
They dislike him because he's a shitter
>>875589
This is what it all boils down to. A petulant little redditer who lacks objectivity.
I hope you have sex.
>>875593
>Underage Romarks in charge of discussion
18+
>>875589
>Being so underage that he marks for whatever WWE tells him to.
>The company backed man? Well I would never be such a sheeple. Wake up sheeple! It is pretty obvious of the propaganda that the company is trying to force this top guy down your throat! Me personally I like to root for the underdog guys, I consider myself a Kevin Owens and Bray Wyatt fan. I even dabble in some Daniel Bryan fan boyism. When I'm alone in my room I find myself yess'ing and thinking about wrestlemania 30. My interests include browsing /wooo/, watching botchamania, obsessing over NJPW and catching up on the latest happenings on ROH.
>>875591
it happens in the outlaws but not in WWE
people hated JBL but I wasn't watching at that time I don't know if he feuded with anyone who hated him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEGWMFxhifs
>>875597
It's amazing how differently Wyatt & Reigns are treated yet they're both 100% WWE
Thanks for proving how forced Ramen is
>>875591
>I know Brock and Undertaker didn't like each other, but still kept it professional.
U wot? Taker used to go and watch Brock in the UFC. And he wouldn't have jobbed the streak to him if they didn't get on.
>>875597
It's funny how Bray's motto is "Anyone but you Roman" and he perfectly embodies the physical appearance of what the internet smarks think about Roman.
Vince is doing it on purpose to make fun of them.
>>875602
>how forced
Uh oh, how dare the company have a top guy.
Bruno Sammartino,Hogan, Shawn, Nash, Austin, Rock, Cena. How dare all these people be "forced" to win the big matches? Why wasn't Scotty 2 Hotty a world champ?
>>875603
>U wot? Taker used to go and watch Brock in the UFC. And he wouldn't have jobbed the streak to him if they didn't get on.
Taker and Brock have both said in interviews that they didn't get along in like 2011 or some shit when Brock was in UFC.
Shit Taker was rooting for the other guy.
Maybe they made up later, but they didn't like each other at a time.
>>875604
>Wake up sheeple!
>>875609
> Austin
> forced
Here's where you outed yourself as a moron
>>875611
>You wanna do it?
>Break the streak I mean
>I keep asking people to end it but they keep saying no
>watching starcade 95
>benoit vs luger
why is this never talked about?
>>875623
Probably 'cause it features post-80s Luger
>>875624
i mis-typed, he's going against jushin thunder liger
>>875555
>tfw I live about 5 miles out of Levi's Stadium and can hear the fireworks after the PPV
>>875517
>"baby dick" Rollins
source?
>>875555
> MOTN
Being the best match on that card is nothing to brag about
(And it wasn't)
Whats the best match with Sting?
>>875648
the one where rollins retires him
>>875545
roman almost beat brock at wrestlemania and vice versa
brock has squashed everyone since except for taker
>>875649
that one sucked, but I know this is bait
>tfw Wyatts are facing the extreme grandpas AGAIN on Smackdown
Jesus fucking Christ. I thought this feud was done already?
>>875652
Seriously?
>>875649
18+
>batista and randy wont return to main event wrestlemania
i think im done
>>875654
Yes. A tables match.
>>875656
i'd slaughter my family just to get a taste of her asshole tBh
>>875658
you're one sick cookie
So, the Social Outcasts are de facto face now, right? I mean, they didn't get taken out by Ryback...
>>875656
>you will never motorboat Nikki Bella's bolt-ons
They should.just have sting win the rumble by coming down from the rafters. It would be the best moment of 2016 for wwe.
>>875665
Sting is done. Wheelchair bound now.
>implying Roman will lose the title at the RR
>changing champions on the fly in 2016
He'll beat everyone in the Rumble and Brock thanks to KO hitting Brock while Hunter comes in at #30 and gets in the ring after a 10 minute Motorhead entrance.
post goat matches of all time
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2y74kh_shawn-michaels-vs-razor-ramon-ladder-match-for-intercontinental-championship-wrestlemania-10_sport
>>875675
What a meme match
Next you will be posting Savage Steamboat
18+
>>875677
kek
what's your favorite match pal?
if you link it I'll watch and comment
Post yfw Ramen breaks his own record by eliminating 29 other superstars and then goes on to lose and regain the title 14 times to tie ric flair. Loses at fastlane to Brock because Vince shenanigans then beats him in 13 seconds at Mania
>>875679
Nikki Bella vs Charlotte at Night of champions 2015
>>875679
Hmm i have a few. Here is a lesser known non-meme one
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x27sxy6_bret-hart-vs-123-kid-wwf-title_sport
Here is another non-meme alltime GOAT match , probably my favourite tag match of all time
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x30cjo8_the-steiner-brothers-vs-bret-hart-owen-hart-florence-south-carolina-jan-94_sport
Romans reign fucking sucks. They work so hard to get him over and then do nothing with his reign after that. Classic wwe.
>>875680
>>875680
He is already tieing Flair, they both have 2 relevant titles
>Not turning Roman heel and declaring his reign the "Reign of Terror"
Literally writes itself
If only they weren't using him to try and replace Cena as the top babyface that cancer patients can cheer for
>>875682
didn't know about the tag match
it's fucking great so far
If Brock wins, would Ramen have his rematch at mania?
Same mainevent, only without crossfit jesus?
>Ramen will somehow get over Bork, even after last year's Wrestlemania where Bork destroyed Ramen's shit and did no sells for the whole match.
>>875687
>"Reign of Terror"
That sounds awesome
>mfw Ric Flair is saving the divas division
>>875687
That would require Vince to be self-aware when it comes to pushing his bbygrrrl
>>875665
Yeah just like Owen Hart :)
Did the Wyatt Family seriously come out for the main event just to fucking stand around and do precisely fuck all? Why the fuck wouldn't Bray send in Strowman to prove a point to everyone? This is some bullshit.
>>875509
Ratings are actually on the up-and-up since he left.
Reigns isn't even tanking, sadly. I wish he was because quality of TV has dropped even further than Seth's reign.
I didn't think I'd actually miss Seth's dragging promos but they've almost got me to that point, having Vince drag Reigns through segments as he makes baleebing faces is just sad.
>>875711
It goes back to post-TLC.
Jimmies just wanted a Face Champ to rally behind.
>>875711
It looked more like the family seeing Brock Lesnar and thinking "nope fuck this" before doing a runner.
>>875713
Reigns sucks so bad tho that even the Littlest Jimmies don't stay behind him
>Fandango stands beside New Day
>Fandango doesn't join along when New Day dances to Vince's theme
You deserve to be where you are Fandungo
>>875725
I actually made note of that, too
I hope that was a test by the brass to grab the brass ring that he failed
>>875727
> shows initiative
> gets buried
Current Kayfabe Diva Power Rankings
1) Charlotte
2) Becky Lynch
3) Paige
4) Everyone Else
9001) BORING
>>875738
> kayfabe
Wouldn't Sasha be at the top since she's never gotten beat?
>>875745
But if you show initiative in WWE you get buried for it
>>875741
She doesn't appear on TV, she hasn't won anything meaningful, and she was part of the team that got utterly BTFO during the divas revolution. She's rock fucking bottom.
>>875749
Team Bella got utterly BTFO m8
Nikki got BTFO so hard she'll probably never "wrestle" again
>>875751
Maybe she'll go into porn. Holy shit, that'd be great right?
>>875753
You're looking at it purely with logic.
Sasha's less important/pushed so when it came down to it, forced to choose, they'd give the win to Charlotte/Becky because Sasha's on the back-burner.
Also, Becky's just being built as an underdog, she won't take Charlotte's title.
Becky Lynch and Nikki Bella are the only divas on the main roster above 8/10 in looks. Discuss.
Why does Cole look like shit? His face is always really, really red and veiny like he's been huffing on some fucking helium.
>>875757
>Becky
Yes when she's not smiling.
>Nikki Bella
pic related
Find a flaw.
>>875759
> can't sell
> bad promos
> awful character
> worst punches since Sycho Sid
>>875754
> that voice
> that face
Not really into beastiality m8
>>875691
Helluva match ay
Shame about the ending
>>875757
If we're not counting JoJo or Eden then maybe. Naomi is pretty hot though.
>>875757
If Gruntilda Bella is at least 8.5 what does that make Becky?
A 22?
did wwe drop another photoshoot yet?
>>875758
He's spent almost 2 decades being screamed at through a headset by Vince McMahon
I'm honestly amazed that he didn't blow his brains out years ago
r8 the booty
Why don't people post Bliss anymore, is it because she doesn't look like a 12 year old with that juicy ass she gained?
>>875769
7/10. Nice and fat but could be better if toned.
>>875771
>fat
flat more like
>>875770
She's a boring cunt.
>>875773
She kept the Blissfags happy with her 12yr old appearance desu
>>875769
Not even a booty
Nice for a deaf girl though
>>875770
She effectively got buried by Bay Leno, hasn't been the same since.
>>875772
It's hard to tell in those trunks. Sometimes it looks flat and sometimes it has a bit of shape. No denying she has quite a bit of meat on her lower half though.
>Vince...I think it's time
Post yfw Da Big Guy wins the rumble and successfully defends his tittle from Brock at wrestlemania
>>875769
Is okay, could be better
>>875778
>mfw he gets lower on the card than where he currently is
>>875776
> buried
This doesn't mean what you think it does
>>875778
>>875778
>shit-tier Ryback and a literal stable of literal jobbers driving off an actual faction of Heels the WWE tries to push as intimidating
What the fuck
>>875783
Bray Wyatt was actuely aware of the multi-faceted threat posed by the team standing tall. Bare in mind that the numbers game was against them (5 v 4), so they already only stood an 80% chance of coming out on top. Bray would also have been aware of the history between Ryback and Curtis Axel as Rybaxel, noting that their chemistry as a team could have posed a slightly greater threat, perhaps even diminishing their chances of the win to 75%. In addition, both Ryback and Axel are former intercontinental champions, thereby giving them a slight boost in effectiveness, dropping the chances of a Wyatt victory to 65%. This isn't to count out Heath Slater, who lest we forget, has significant wins over a number of former champions, including a victory last week against former multi-time champion, Dolph Ziggler. This takes the chance down to 60%. Finally, Social Outcasts are a new stable, and perhaps being mindful of the slight boost a new team gets from the initial hype of joining together, Bray felt they may not be worth the risk, as this would take his chances of the win down to 50%.
tl;dr - Bray Wyatt calculated that The Wyatt Family had only a 50% chance of victory, and ordered a tactical retreat.
>tfw the money will never come
>>875770
Bliss getting murdered by Asuka when?
>>875770
Fuck man, I totally forgot about blissfag, did he finally got a job?
>>875785
Jesus.
>>875778
It's over for Rybotch.
>>875794
What?
>>875790
Good, he doesn't know shit about the wrestling industry.
>>875793
Yeah selling his ass for Bliss merchandise
>>875709
>>875716
Wyatts and Lesnar in the same ring would be some kind of Freddy vs. Jason / Alien vs. Predator / monster vs. monster -thing.... as of itself, it would be hugely interesting, but in the larger frame of storytelling it would bury one or the other really badly.
...not that the Wyatts haven't been shit-booked to oblivion pretty much already.
>>875785
10/10 post m8
>>875759
Torn rotator cuff.
>>875700
Now imagine Michael Cole saying it ten times a week. Does it still sound awesome?
>>875804
>but in the larger frame of storytelling it would bury one or the other really badly.
Not necessarily.
Have Braun reasonably contend with Brock to a somewhat limited extent (he's already shown he can trade some blows with Taker who's close to Brock) and then have the rest of the Wyatts run in for the beat-down.
Make it a No DQ Match so it doesn't end in a shitty DQ Finish. They all gang up and just decimate Lesnar after he has a decently hard-fought match with Braun that he was about to win, keeps getting back up, they keep putting him back down, he has a little flurry, Bray hits SA outtanowhere, they do some over-the-top shit and Lesnar FINALLY dies.
You could even have Bray do something sadistic or go out of his way to force the WWE to make it a No DQ so that he seems like a mastermind who was planning it all along, brag about how he got one over on Heyman himself.
It could be neat and it's something remotely believable that could happen, too. They don't treat Bray with THAT much importance on the shows (see: getting driven off by fucking Ryback and jobbers), but they clearly have faith in him. He's the only guy aside from Lesnar, Roman, Punk and Haitch who's been allowed to work with Taker in recent years.
>>875785
Bray's been attending Scott Steiner's math class, apparently.
>>875785
Based Bray desu
Raw was so shit. Only good part was that fan blowing the fuck out of Sheamus. The whole show was so fucking stupid.
>crap intro, steph is phoning it in and vince just can't do it any more
>match we've already seen 10 times over the last few months
>lamest beatdown ever by owens afterwards
>we are actually supposed to believe ambrose needed medical attention from that
>ambrose says he's going to get revenge on owens and storms off, not to be seen for the rest of the episode
>they manage to bury both their own shit booking angle and the whc title in one swoop by having brock not want to take part in the match
>the epic continuation of the stardust v titus o'neil rivalry
>the y2j/usos/new day stuff was actually not bad
>wyatts v social outcasts & ryback are feuding now lol
>wyatts will probably lose
>new mysterio beats del rio to further denigrate the us title after all of cena's good work
>announcers play it off as if it's a massive upset even though del rio is a jobber who nobody cares about
>still no sasha in the divas title feud
>flair calling someone (the ref?) fat boy was hilarious though, i like to think he was saying it to brie bella
>the "one vs all" match turns out to just be reigns v owens in a glorified lumberjack match
>didnt even realise tyler breeze was there until reigns got thrown to the outside near the end, did the announcers even mention him before that?
>wyatts do nothing although that might have been good booking for them, since everyone else there looked like jobbers
>brock is only in the ring for like a minute
All in all I rate that Raw a 2.1/10.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdBi4NAVeQU
>tfw wrestling will never be good again
>>875709
didnt they just leave when Lesnar came out? I could have sworn they werent there anymore when Brock had taken everyone out
>>875785
>>875813
I agree with a lot of this, but
>still no sasha in the divas title feud
is not a bad thing.They clearly have plans for her in the future, judging by her being undefeated and she's been kept away from Charlotte all this time. It's better everyone gets a turn rather than them just pushing Sasha to the top immediately. It's better to avoid turning her into Nikki or Paige, hogging every single title shot.
>new mysterio beats del rio to further denigrate the us title after all of cena's good work
Are you implying noheato was doing anything with it? He defended it like twice between October and last night. It's clear that Cena will get the title back soon enough, though I don't see them putting him against a face, so Del Rio will likely win it back before then. I don't see Kalisto as a step down from Del Rio desu. Now that the title is away from the league of jobbers we may see it defended more often.
>>875813
>Not liking Based Kalisto winning the US Belt from Alberto No Heato
>>875813
The main event was fucking retarded, I don't understand what the point of any of that was.
Only good things were New Day promo, and the fact that the Social Outcasts are apparently face.
>>875709
Why did everyone just stand around until the end? Why were only heels there? It was supposed to be everyone?
>>875822
>Expecting face v face from the E
>>875823
i see 3 rocks
>>875819
>is not a bad thing.They clearly have plans for her in the future, judging by her being undefeated and she's been kept away from Charlotte all this time. It's better everyone gets a turn rather than them just pushing Sasha to the top immediately. It's better to avoid turning her into Nikki or Paige, hogging every single title shot.
I kind of agree. I'm not sure if I want Bex to win at the Rumble or not. On one hand she is 10 times better than Charlotte, but on the other hand if Charlotte retains it'll make Sasha's win at Mania better.
>Are you implying noheato was doing anything with it? He defended it like twice between October and last night.
Lol, no! God forbid. ADR is a pile of crap. I'm not a big fan of Kalisto either though. His moves are good when you see them the first time but he does the same ones every match, and he can't talk. He was dope as fuck in the ladder match though, he should stick to spotfest tag matches.
>>875824
before roids and after roids
>>875821
>the fact that the Social Outcasts are apparently face.
I'm worried about this. Who will be the heels on Main Event and Superstars now?
>>875827
Stardust and the ascension
>>875825
Becky is just a feud that will end either at the Rumble or whatever ppv is next. Sasha vs Charlotte for the title is most likely what is going to happen at WM
>>875829
They have 4-5 matches to cover each week. Better turn Fandango back heel.
Yes him but review of this week's trainwreck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gth6x5E8Eo
>>875830
Hold onto your dick for the inevitable Nikki Bella miraculous recovery after Fast Lane as she comes back hoping for a big pop so they push her instead.
>>875825
>I'm not sure if I want Bex to win at the Rumble or not. On one hand she is 10 times better than Charlotte, but on the other hand if Charlotte retains it'll make Sasha's win at Mania better.
I feel the same. It's a bit of a dilemma. On one hand, I don't want to see Sasha v Becky *again*, but I really want Becky to have the title at least once in her career. Considering she's nearly 30 and has a lot of mileage on her body from the independent circuit, she may not be around very long.
Agreed on Kalisto. Really that goes for most high flyers. Flippyshit gets old fast.
>>875827
The League of Nations.
>>875834
Bex is good as the underdog, so it might help her to have a failed title shot now and then maybe put her over down the line.
>>875825
Whatever you think of Kalisto he's a step-up from ADR.
He can talk enough to put him firmly above Del Rio in that regard. He's also more exciting in-ring and is an actual surprise win for the US Title.
All of this is much better than it stagnating on Del Rio.
>>875813
>>the y2j/usos/new day stuff was actually not bad
Y2J was to most cringeworthy part of the episode. Everything from his entrance, outfit, out-of-touch jokes (lol im hip kids i know social media) and his attempts to get rooty tooty booty over just proves he is a mindless corporate shill.
>that moment when Deanetty bounced Sheamus' head off the post for real
Christ, the sound of it made me cringe. Must have hurt like hell.
why does jericho dress like a male stripper
>>875851
I love the look the usos gave him when he called them his back of the bus brothers. I know what he meant but it was still pretty funny.
Pls Vince, just one encounter before they both Retire.
> the new botchamania intro
First time ever hearing bryan alvarez but man he has the most annoying and obnoxious voice i have ever heard. I take it the woo fedora faggots pretend to like him ironically
>mfw bryan returns at the rumble
>mfw he loses the rumble match yet again
>mfw he gets injured and is shelved shortly after mania again
>>875813
>Only good part was that fan blowing the fuck out of Sheamus
What happened?
>>875860
Sting is basically dead though
>>875867
I could honestly just see this now
>Taker walking down the hall
>Audience vaguely sees Stang in a wheelchair in the shadows on the right
>"Hey."
>Taker turns around
>"I'm watching you Deadman."
>Stang reverses back into the shadows slowly
>You see Taker mouthing "The fuck was that...?"
>>875869
>Sting slowly rides into the shadows on his wheelchair just like Zeb did on his scooter
>>875865
Sheamus was doing his "Are you not entertained?" thing and some fan yelled back "OH SHUT UP! HOW MANY MIRRORS DO YOU BREAK WHEN YOU LOOK IN THEM? YOURE HIDEOUS"
>>875873
>tfw I'm probably one of the only few people who actually like how Sheamus looks now
>I don't want this to go into overkill. That one was for lemmy ;)
Jesus Christ, Jericho.
>>875874
I think he looks badass as fuck.
>>875875
Jericho is a cringy dad that just won't go away
About Sheamus, this look fully fits the whole celtic warrior theme, more than just his hair spiked out
I miss edge :/
So Kalisto is, in fact, the next Rey.
So wich wrestlers do you personally like that will always be jobbers? For me it would be Stardust, Ziggler and Tyler
>>875884
Bo, Stardust, Rusev
>>875885
I forgot about Rusev, god danm I miss when he was a legitimate threat
>>875884
>Ziggler will never hold the WHC
Fuck this company, man
>>875887
Thank god, he's a shitty version of HBK
>>875887
He held it like twice
>>875887
He held the world heavyweight title twice.
>>875884
Harper, Ryder, Stardust
>>875884
The day Cody comes back out he'll be over as fuck and should get a push. It just doesn't look like it's gonna happen anytime soon.
>>875860
No please no, they both should have retired a long time ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlWvU0g1UQU
big kev is the best shoooter in the biz famalam
>you now realize that Kalisto has pinned the man who pinned Cena clean for the US title TWICE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brWKmlmvlic QUE ES TU MALDITO PROBLEMO?
>Lesnar in the ring not even 5 minutes
>Gets a cut on his face
Seriously, is his skin made of wet tissue paper? I've never seen someone get cut open so frequently.
>>875905
Probably from those stiff as fuck strikes from Sheamus. Those two seriously went at it. You could hear the forearms clubbing Lesnar's back.
>>875905
And you just know it gives Kevin Dunn and Vince a collective aneurysm every time.
>>875906
Both of them are stiff workers so it's all good.
>that good pop for Lesnar
>dem suplexes
>shit is over within seconds
I believe that's the first RAW of Romans reign as the WWE champ where he didn't look strong at the end of it
>>875905
what I thought was funny was how marks say that Owens will be a good match for him but he got suplexed right away. Apparently Sheamus is the only one who can hold his own for a bit, which means Reigns can as well :/
>>875909
Well considering Brock did in 30 seconds what Roman couldn't do in 15 minutes. Yeah he kind of looked like a bitch.
Did the aspies leave?
>>875911
Yeah, Owens looked pathetic next to Lesnar. Like a chubby 12 year old. I like him but it's hard to take him seriously as a threat to a guy like Brock.
>>875911
Owens and Sheamus are booked at about the same kayfabe levels
Owens is a bit more protected, actually.
For reference, they both had matches with Sheamus that ended in double countout recently.
Owens/Ambrose took eachother out.
Ambrose took Sheamus out and Owens then blindsided him.
>>875917
It's hard to take anyone seriously as a threat for Brock considering how strong he's built.
>>875769
Irish/10
There's nothing there
>>875813
>HERE COMES THE
>beast
fuck you maggle
>>875920
Cena
Orton
Sheamus
Taker
Kane
Cesaro
>>875924
Cena got destroyed by Brock
Orton is a joke at this point
Sheamus is a 50/50
Taker lost clean not even that long ago
Kane is not relevant since a few years
>Cesaro
>>875924
>Yes
>Lol
>kek
>Not really anymore, embarrassed himself
>jej
>memes
>>875924
>Cesaro
kek
>>875926
>lol for orton
I don't get it
>>875928
Orton's well below Lesnar's level.
He's not a remote threat to him in kayfabe.
>>875924
>rekt
>lol
>if he hadn't been Reign's bitch for months now, then maybe
>got beat clean multiple times
>lol
>>875930
Besides he's a boring fuck who doesn't give a shit at this point
though reversing F5 into RKO could look nice if he managed to do it
>>875936
>I was listing people who look like they could wrestle Brock in the ring and make it look competitive
So you were speaking in more of a shoot sense?
Then literally nobody.
He's a shaven fucking ape, how can you even list Taker's decrepit shit.
>>875924
kayfabe wise, the only ones who might be able to beat him are
>Undertaker (tho he lost 3 times)
>Super Cena
>Super Reigns
>Braun Strowman
thats it
>>875937
>shoot sense
No I'm not talking about a real fight, I'm talking about a pro-wrestling match.
>>875682
two excellent matches. thanks anon.
What if Undertaker wins the rumble for one more title run?
>>875954
Only if it was until Mania, and he shows up on Raws leading up to it.
The next question would be, who goes over him at Mania? As it'll most likely be his last.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTitorSiTBc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pTLQAOVwBk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUAmfJlgh9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-phPaAF5h4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE-at65LjDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6OF_R2r2iA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN91-m1gjdk
Does anyone ever listen to the themes and imagine each of your favorite wrestlers marching out to battle?
>>875956
I can't BELIEVE THAT you're even asking this
>>875954
Please no.
>>875957
>Wanting to be Jack Swagger
Lol
>>875957
You're gay af lad
>>875869
that souds retarded as fuck dude
>>875963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX2VUWKvBCo
There's nothing wrong with doing the Hollywood Blondes' hand cranking motion thinking about taking on Ravishing Rick Rude (who was sexy as fuck btw)
>>875884
Heath Slater, Curtis Axel and Damien Sandow.
At least Slater and Axel will probably get a decent push thanks to their new stable.
Best Wrestling Bodies Ever:
1. Ravishing Rick Rude
2. Randy Orton
3. Scott Steiner
4. Bill Goldberg
5. Christ Masters (too bad he was a shit worker and on the mic)
6. Shelton Benjamin
7. Titus O'Neil
8. Triple H
9. Brock Lesnar
10. Batista
>>875968
>7. Titus O'Neil
>Reigns wins Rumble and Brock isn't in it
>Queue Angry Steph agreeing to Brock ME Wrestlemania as last defence
>Reigns wins WM too
>>875911
Owens was wrestling during the whole thing, of course a fresh Brock would mop the floor with him.
>>875970
>thinking they'll miss the obvious storyline opportunity of The Big Dog™'s redemption
>thinking they'll kill their own road to WM in the crib
>thinking they won't take the opportunity to stat-pad Reigns to 3 World Titles
>>875970
How exactly does Haitch get over in this scenario?
