Based Ryback Edition
2016 WILL BE THE YEAR OF THE BIG GUY
>>873219
/asp/ stop making threads
If you hate Ryback after watching this video then you need to get laid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mq_k2UILA0
>>873219
>>873225
DA BASED GUY
>>873226
no
Current Favorite 5?
Becky Lynch
Reigns
Cena
Ryback
Baron Corbin
Face ryback sucks balls lmao
>>873235
Asuka
Asuka
Asuka
Asuka
Asuka
Asuka
FEED
>>873239
ME
>>873235
Ambrose
Harper
Wyatt
Cena
Ryback
WAKE UP, IT'S SLEEPING TIME!
>>873241
MORE!
>>873243
Doesn't even make sense dipshit.
Who is Ryback going to interrupt tonight and bants with?
Inb4 Raw is /booty/
>>873235
AJ Styles
Shinsuke Nakamura
Doc Gallows
Karl Anderson
Finn Balor
>>873235
>Rusev
>Rose
>Owens
>Bray
>Kalisto
Does the Road to WrestlingMania still begin at the Rumble even if the challenger isn't determined by the bout?
Is roman going to be number one in the rumble it feels like it defeats the purpose of having him put the title on the line in the rumble if he wont be in it until later
Derp
>>873253
yes
>>873235
Don't have five favourites. All I need are my two eternal husbandos, Dolph Ziggler and Tyler Breeze.
>>873235
If Cena and injured don't count
Ryback
Roman
Jack Swagger
Kalisto
Darren Young
>last time on RAW
ODDS
D
D
S
>>873246
I think he was going for a Ryback is boring joke. At least he tried
Why so much green?
thank god for /wwe/ threads. I do not want to mingle with filthy /asp/ies
>>873235
Sheamus
Owens
Bray
Neville
Braun
>>873235
HHH
The Game
The Connecticut Blue Blood
The COO of the company
Haitch
Is it just me or have they been kicking off the show with 5 minute recaps of last week? If I'm tuning into RAW I don't need to be reminded how bad it was last week.
fuck these recaps holy shit
>>873271
>no the cerebral assassin
Shit list
>yfw The New Day have become so overexposed you wish they'd just go away
>>873268
I know that feeling, bro. That's why I'm glad you faggots got banished from /sp/.
>>873272
Welcome to the Reigns era
SUPERMAN PUNCH
SUPERMAN PUNCH
SUPERMAN PUNCH
>>873271
>no Terra Ryzing
>>873278
OH MY!
>2gay o thread made 45 minutes before ours
>STILL has less replies and ips than ours
Wew lad
Last week's main event was so fucking retarded. Vince and Scott Armstrong are so bent that they will slow count, refuse to count, look the other way when Shamoo hits Reigns with a chair etc...but they won't count a three if Roman lifts his shoulder?
yfw you will never put your dick meat between Steph's tits.
ZACK RYDER SIGHTING
>>873235
Seth Rollins
A+ Player
The architect
The Future
The REAL WWE champion.
Wow Reigns sure overcame so many things, two crooked refs and kicking out of 2 finishers. Who can beat this man?
>it's a "jobbers stand on the ramp" episode
>stardust
Didn't watch Raw last week. Only watching for Bork. Here's to a good Raw /asp/
Kalisto is so tiny and cute
NO PANTS IN HELL
>New Day dancing to Vince's music
top kek
Dammit, Big E! Stop gyrating! It's distracting!
roman vs the roster incoming
>>873235
Charlito
Stone Cold Steve Haastin
The Great Charlie
CHL
Haas Hogan
I really hate Stephanie McMahon
>Jobbers all lined up on the ramp
Kek
Post top 5 stables of all-time:
1. Social Outcasts
2. New Day
3. DX
4. Four Horsemen
5. nWo
>DAMIEN SANDOW SIGHTING
>>873289
>>873294
STUPID SEXY BIG E
Byron on Smackdown and Byron on Raw, oh joy
>>873299
>New Gay
>Social Outcasts already have merch
>>873301
wasn't talking about his burial
in b4 they mention Ryder and tell him he has no chance
>dolph ziggalur
Oh hey there's Fandango
Kek not even ziggles believes it
>Tfw will never throw Steph over the top rope
Brocks in this RAW right?
>>873308
Doesn't make him any more above ground.
>A New Day
Is there a torrent or anything to all Asuka/Kana related erotic stuff?
>>873299
W Y A T T
>Ziggler getting no reaction
Wow, fans really gave up on him
>>873314
I'm talking about his facepaint
>Damien Sandow is alive
Everyone not Roman, Kevin, New Day, Ziggler, Wyatt BTFO
>>873311
Kek
>Stardust with Ziggy Stardust facepaint
I felt a feel.
>The Jobber family
Did anyone else laugh when Vince said it could be Dolph Ziggler?
>mang
Is Bray Mexican?
>Bray DEAH'ing on Vince
>The Wyatt Family
fuck off
this is retarded
Based NEW DAY has Vince approval.
new day confirmed for winning
>bray
WYATT SAVE THIS FUCKING SEGMENT PLEASE
BALEE
I love kevin owens
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Marsychan/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Marsychan/
how is wyatt not breaking table
>>873320
Is it dirt colored?
Because he's buried.
H O T H E A D
O
T
H
E
A
D
>such odds
>hothead
how do I know this will be shit
ODDS CONFIRMED
>>873319
Because they kept refusing to push him.
DAT ROMAN POP
So, why aren't all those guys jumping Roman right now?
>>873307
Could this be their time?
>Cumbum Reigns
Is hothead JBL's new favorite word now? He says it like twice a week now.
Bo Dallas Royal Rumble winner 29 eliminations
#Bolieve
>>873338
>this uggo still posts in these threads
Be lonely elsewhere and please end yourself familia
LOOK AT THOSE ODDS
can he overcome THE ODDS
>>873338
D....do you ERP?
>>873350
No, they're only saying it to push Ramen to make it seem like he's badass
>>873347
If he's hurt he can't defend, and then the Rumble isn't for the belt.
>>873308
Rip Bowie. Good on Cody to do that
SHIT CROWD GETTING BURIED
Roman Club W W @
Why is Stephanie so perfect bros?
>>873351
I'm a Boliever.
The crowd just got so owned
>>873355
Look at this autistic child.
He's really gonna win isn't he?
>>873362
she's got Haitch's seed
>>873362
Please have sex.
Yeah, he's totally winning the Rumble.
>THE ODDS
>Stephanie literally tries to get the crowd to chant Roman
>fails
>>873359
I wouldn't mind if they just buried crowds until they started giving a shit again desu. It's good tv
>>873362
MILF
I
L
F
>>873355
No...I like cuddles though..
>>873362
Because her father is rich and had her manufactured by Nazi scientists to be a semen demon.
>LOL ROMAN YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY WIN LE RUMBEL!
>literally won it last year
>broke all time elimination record and runner up the year before
>Roman literally going over the entire roster
>Roman going over the entire roster
literally BMJ2
JESUS!
They can't even wait until Roman to put him over everyone.
>Ambrose pulling the Limmy Nightclub Face
>one vs all
>roman still wins
>tfw Roman beats the entire roster
WHERES CENA FFS
oh my god this is Cena and Orton vs everyone again
>Stardust has David Bowie face paint
Love it!
>it's a "Roman buries the whole roster" episode
Local fella ruins everything
>Sheamus
Deanetty BTFO
It's poor defenseless little buddy vs big bad Sheamus
ROMAN IN A ONE VS. ALL MATCH. HOW WILL HE OVERCOME THESE ODDS!
>>873384
Injured
I think this just may be Romans year
>>873385
>Cena and Orton vs everyone
Except they don't even have the decency to give Roman an Orton and a neat "bitter enemies producing surprisingly great team-work" story.
It's just Roman.
>>873351
Easily. He has it. All you have to do is
BOLIEVE!
Is this the worst crowd of all time?
I prefer cena/orton vs everyone. Fuck this.
>>873388
this^
Absolutely fucking disgusting
>shame us ambrose yet again
why do i keep subjecting myself to this
>"If Roman wins the Rumble...the Authority will disband!"
>every person in the Rumble walks in, shakes Roman's hand, and launches themselves over the ropes
>Roman wins
>Roman looks strong
>Roman is well respected
Where is RAW tonight? The crowd is dreadful so far.
>Vince no-selling the Wyatts
So how will Romi defeat the entire roster? Will the Bullet club and Nakamura be able to stop him?
>>873401
The roster was much better back then.
Now we dont even has a Monster Heel like Umaga.
>>873406
>implying they wouldn't just come back the following month like they did that one time after Survivor Series
They really have gotten to the point where no one else matters but Roman. This is pretty boring.
If he goes over Brock and friends at the Rumble at might have an aneurysm
^
This guy is a faggot
>WWE now paying for years of burying the midcard
>to make up for it they will bury the entire roster for 1 man to look strong>>873405
GEE
I WONDER HOW ROMAN IS OVERCOMING THESE ODDS
I share the same birthday as Vince McMahon. Ask me anything.
>>873408
Wait so the Wyatts are still up there standing on the announce table?
>>873409
I just turned it off senpai.
I'll listen to Meltzer and Alvarez shit on the show tomorrow. It's more entertaining.
>Watch Raw for the first time in months
>Roman Roman Roman Roman Roman Roman
Any chance of balor club/nakamura coming in tonight?
could Sheamus actually win here? He's lost way too many matches lately
>>873412
We have someone much, much better who they refuse to use aptly.
>>873422
unlikely
>tfw you will never be able to experience the excitement of wrestliog outside of major PPVs again because the product just isn't the same
>Vince says that Dolph might win
>Mentions the brass ring
>Even Dolph himself doesn't think he's winning
That's the funniest thing I've heard in a WWE promo in a long time. I actually laughed hard.
>they're honestly going to cut through the bullshit and put Reigns over the entire goddamned roster in one night.
Can't they at least pretend they're not trying to force a new face of the company down our throats?
I'm trying so fucking hard to not hate roman but this company is actually making it impossible.
Seriously, how can anyone actually like this? I would really like to know what people see in Roman.
At least fucking cena can work a match and doesn't have the charisma of sand paper. I fucking miss him.
>>873422
Yep, both should debut after the main event. Except them to be fed to Roman.
LE WACKY DEAN "THE SCENE" AMBERS
vs
"YOU LOOK STUPID" SHAME-US xDDDDD
Raw 2016
>>873423
Nah, they're actually doing a decent job making the IC Title somewhat relevant again because it's becoming Smackdown's Number One brand title.
Ambrose has actually been giving a shit in-ring, too.
>>873422
Nakamura no. He's still in NJPW until Jan 31st. He actually still has to drop the IC title, probably to Kenny Omega.
>'you look stoooopid'
>the american accent
>>873411
I WANT TO [spoiler]meet[/spoiler] ASUKA!
>>873425
>Sevcuck
>Monster heel
Top kek.
Roman would be a sick monster heel
>>873422
They did have a "Top 10 Biggest signings in WWE history" headlined on their app today but I'd still just expect them to debut at the Rumble, alone with like, 4 NXT people.
>>873428
Dolph looked like 'yeah, sure...whatever'
>CENA IS INJURED
holy shit i just found out
i think im done with wrestling lads, this is just boring
see ya around
>>873421
He's the face of the business now. All thanks to Seth getting hurt.
So with Cena out do they turn Deanetty heel by having him take Reigns out at the Rumble?
Or a muh double elimination remastered with Reigns and Lesnar?
>>873408
>anyone but you roman
>...yeah it could even be BROCK LESNAR
Top kek
I just turned on Raw, what's this I'm hearing about Roman's match later?
>>873238
Was Asuka always this fat?
I've been having dreams where I force-feed her until she becomes a willing cholesterol toilet and begs me to funnel warm butter into her mouth
Why are there yuropoops awake watching this childrens show?
>this is wwe plan to combat the college football championship
>All these people thinking Roman is winning tonight
It'll either be a one fall match if he wins or the match will end in dq because they all gang up on him
>>873420
Ditto. I usually watch through the New Day Segment but not worth it tonight.
>>873452
britbongs are the smarkiest pieces of shit on the planet.
>>873450
I'm so relieved I'm not the only one that has that dream.
>>873453
>this shit
this is the exact plan for when no one is watching
>>873248
Kofi's pecs always look like they're afraid of the middle of his chest and seeking refuge in his armpits
>>873351
Am I going to be the first one to admit that Ambrose is boring in the ring?
No Cena = no ratings
I'm out lmao
>>873456
Meme day isn't even good anymore, they are overused and getting stale real fast.
>how many mirrors do you break a month
>you're hideous
>>873453
If Roman berries the whole roster and no one is watching, did Roman really berry the whole roster?
>how many mirrors do you break by looking at them? You're hideous!
Kek based fan
Ambrose is such a shit wrestler but you'll never see smarks get on his case.
Dean is an absolute madman
>HOW MANY BEERS CAN YOU DRINK SHEAMUS
>that mirror guy in the crowd
>>873462
>first one
>To get fullscreen and brighter screen DISABLE ADS BLOCKER and REFRESH Page
Help
>>873460
I had never noticed this before. Now I can't unsee it. Thanks, senpai. Fuck my shit all up.
>>873454
Then he Superman Punch everyone.
He will look strong in the end.
>>873462
Yes, you're literally the first person ever to make that observation.
Dipshit.
Haitch WWEWHC when?
are any pokepals here?
>>873469
Except for you?
And everyone else who thinks he's been lackluster and barely giving a shit as of late? It's pretty common opinion in /wwe/.
>>873450
>Not wanting to pinch her tummy
>>873462
Well, he's a garbage wrestler trying to wrestle legit matches.
What is this one vs all match thing?
Why is Sheamus wrestling Dean instead of Roman?
>>873474
Disable your adblocker and refresh the page.
>>873481
When he eliminates roman at RR
>>873430
I know man, I really didn't want to hate Reigns but they've made it impossible to like him. I just want him to go away.
>>873454
Vince said the Rumble will be Roman vs everybody. There's no way he'll drop the title tonight. He'll probably drop it to Brock at the Rumble, fight Triple H at Fastlane, then Brock at Mania.
AS RAW ROLLS ON
I like how they're trying to keep it a secret that HHH isn't going to be in the rumble when he's literally coming out at #30
>>873409
I live on the west coast and I'm streaming this shit live, later I'll be sure to only turn my tv to USA during the segments that don't involve Roman jobbing out the entire roster like he's going to do at Royal Rumble ;-;
Ryback will win the royal rumble
FEED
why doesn't anyone just duck under le rope dive
Anybody else from /a/ here?
>>873440
>Roman would be a sick monster heel
Or even better as a cocky corporate heel
Was there not a commercial literally a couple of minutes ago?
Predict who wins the Rumble and 'Mania Main Event.
>>873490
>Hunter appearing at some B PPV after not wrestling pretty much all year
Yeah no
>>873500
roman
roman
>>873500
Kurt Angle
Jeff Hardy
>>873496
Cause the suicide dive lost its meaning
>>873500
HHH, Roman
>>873500
HHH- Rumble
Roman- Wrestlemania
>>873464
At least they are where they are supposed to be on the card. And they wouldn't be running into the ground if they had anything worth a damn to fill the 2 hours between Roman's opening segment and Roman's win.
>>873487
Fuck you all that does is put 12 walls of bullshit between me and the screen
>>873497
Right here senpai.
>>873497
/a/ represent.
>>873500
Face it Haitch is going to win the Rumble then beat a hologram Eddie Guerrero at WrestleMania before a hologram Lemmy appears in the ring to suck his dick as the confetti rains down.
>>873474
>He doesn't have an anti-adblock disabler
>>873498
the ultimate smug
>>873500
Triple H
Roman
>>873500
Roman
Rock
>>873500
AJ styles
AJ styles
I can dream right?
>>873446
The Shield was a mistake
>>873497
>Anybody else from /a/ here?
What did he mean by this?
>>873500
Rumble - Triple H / Brock.
Wrestlemania - Woman Weigns
Why don't more people slip out of the ring through the bottom rope and hide during the Rumble?
>>873484
some would rather kick her in the head instead
