>>1405749
DELETE THIS!!!
This should get a sticky desu
What do you think he did to make Big Papa Vince angry?
>>1405746
>it's all fake okay?
Real Roman is a bigger cunt than kayfabe Roman.
He better die soon.
>>1405757
He stopped sucking his dick
I don't really like Roman but why should we care if wrestlers do steroids? I mean it just means we're getting a better product, right
>Ramen suspended
>Dean actually a draw
it really is the New Era
>>1405758
>He better die soon.
Don't forget to vote in the official WWE poll
https://poal.me/soerm8
https://poal.me/soerm8
https://poal.me/soerm8
>Predict what Uncle deans ratings will be next week
4.2
My Dean is now the face of WWE
/asp/ B T F O
>>1405758
>He better die soon
Man, how sad is your life that you wish fake actors die on your children's tv show? You should re-evaluate your sad life.
>LMAO WEED IS A DRUG FUCK OFF ROMAN SEE YA IN 30 DAYS
Fucking vince and whoever made the rules..
Reigns didn't deserve it desu
>>1405763
Didn't he smoked weed or something?
They dont check their top stars for roids.
Will marks ever recover?
>Weed is now a hardcore drug
Kids in high school smoke weed. Piss off.
#FreeTheBigDog
So now that the dust has settled, was he the guy?
>>1405777
DUDE WEED LMAO
>weed
What a joke wwe is
Roman confirmed RVD tier goat
>>1405774
B A S E D E A N
>Roman wellness'd
>Dean confirmed draw
HAHAHAHA. Romarks on suicide watch
Subtle reminder that Roman drew 100,000 at mania.
>>1405793
>Not shaved armpits
bleh
Isn't weed just a fine?
I need to see some indian marks butthurt responses.
Just weed? Wow its nothing.
>>1405797
Nah Haitch and Brock drew 105000
Roman drew -5000
>>1405797
But that was Taker and Shane :^)
>>1405801
It's a fine if the media doesn't find about it.
If the media finds about it, suspended.
>Getting suspended for weed
>State of this company
>>1405797
Nah
>>1405797
>booed through the entire main event
>draw
>le 100,000 meme
>>1405816
A random slut from BLACKED
>>1405817
>The guy in the main event isn't responsible for drawing in viewership
When do you turn 18?
>>1405817
You forgot, SHEAMUS vs ORTON drew more house shows than the Reign's house shows
>>1405816
I think it's Elsa Jean but could be wrong tbqhwufam
>>1405799
What is it good for?
Youre boyfriend doesnt like his bitch(you) hairy?
>>1405823
Triple H is based I agree
>>1405822
I don't which is why I was asking if weed was just a fine
>>1405749
Incoming ratings spike
When is Hunter getting suspended for roiding since 1998?
>>1405814
So Vince dropped him?
Cena wouldn't be kicked for weed.
Weed is only a fine, it's not Weed
>>1405838
>I'll take a drug test if Triple H does too
>Never asked again
legend
>According to Bryan Alvarez "WWE knew about this before MITB"
I hope you Smarks are happy. The man had to resort to drugs to numb the emotional pain of being booed and hated by Smarks worldwide because he's human. Now you're celebrating like its some amazing moment. Just disgusting.
>>1405851
Explains Roman's loss then.
Better than stripping him off title on RAW for drug abuse
>>1405854
>>1405854
Cry more faggot
>>1405749
Should've just stuck to drinking bear like the dudes in the crowd.
>>1405854
lulz
>>1405854
Thanks for stickin' up for me bro
should roman's wins against aj be asterisked?
>>1405854
>"The only man who can stop Roman Reigns is himself" - JBL
>Roman comes back
>Isn't in the main event scene
>Smarks celebrating
>Beats Miz for the IC title
>Drops it
>Smarks back to celebrating
>Beats Rusev for the US title
>Smarks back to crying
>Drops it
>Smarks back to celebrating
>Goes over Deanetty clean with 1(one) spear
>Triple crown champion by the end of the year and 4 time WWE champ.
I can't wait. Cap this.
>>1405858
oh god dammit. That just means they're gonna give it right back to him when he comes back
>>1405865
>naming your daughter Sapphire
Well that was just bound to happen
YOU CANT WRESTLE! (for 30 days)
I'm laffin that you smarks think this is consequential when he only got 30 days for it. Adam Rose got 60 days, that other memer from the ascension got 90 days I believe. Titus got 3 months for touching Vince.
He's clearly still important to the company and it's going to take more than 1 strike to make him go away. 10 years of Roman Reigns. Get used to it fatties.
>>1405888
>anti-smark tears
>Reigns won't be at Battleground
>even if it slows down his push, it won't completely stop it
>Shield triple threat is held off until Summerslam
>All three will probably look strong
>the wellness policy just fixed the flaws in WWE's main event booking
>get popped for drugs
>looming suspension
>still takes an injury spot and two pedigrees to beat him
he's getting his spot and the belt back the second he steps back in the ring
Is Fatty Owens the only natty athlete in the WWE? Everyone else is clearly roiding.
>>1405882
Exactly what I said.
She has a sister named Ruby.
>>1405884
Nigga you don't have to believe me but I speak the truth. She worked at a grocery store with me.
>>1405778
>Didn't he smoked weed or something?
No, you get $2500 fine for weed
>>1405891
This.
The shield triple threat was way too dumb to do at a Z PPV like battleground. Summerslam is where it's at, and I'll be hot damned if Reigns isn't winning in my home town with a glorious heel turn to boot.
I was gunna stay the champ but then I got high
I was gunna spear Seff, and have a laugh but then I got high
Now im out for 30 days and I know why, because i got high, because i got high, because i got high. Lada da da da da
>>1405893
Yes. Based Kevin.
>Mandrama """""'wrestler"""""""'' caught roiding
And the world is just shocked.
this is a 30 day suspension
battleground is in 34 days
they knew about this before MITB
time to use your brain on what that means /asp/
Wrestling is funny as fuck
>>1405899
No, when I worked with her she was still a minor (the store hires at 16) and not a month after coming of age she left to go suck dick.
Besides she's got a nasty vagina.
>>1405797
wrestlemania sells itself and that stadium sells itself
>Hello my name is roman reigns i am going to eat TWO whole marijuans
Is WWE now the TGWTG of wrestling?
>>1405797
you wouldn't think the way 100,000 fans were muted the second his music hit at mania
>>1405910
implying he isn't gonna inject them instead
>ramen will no longer get superman booking
Only good thing to come out of this. Also it delayed the shield triple threat I hope. Want it to be in Summerslam or WM.
So do you think he'll still be on Battleground?
It's over 30 days from now.
Answer me this smarks, why did Adam Rose get 60 days, but Roman only got 30? Titus got suspended for 3 months just for touching Vince and missed out on mania.
It's pretty clear that Roman is an asset to the company and that they need him for Battleground and Summerslam so the suspension doesn't even take him out of any PPVs.
Keep in mind that he has also main evented every single PPV this year.
It was just a wellness test
It was THE wellness test
>mfw the smarks start booing Dean now
Stop being jealous about this guy's superior life, you basement-dwelling marks.
BROTHER NEROOOOO
YOU THOUGHT I WAS SCARY...
WELL SAY HELLO, TO THE GLADIATOR JOE ANOA'I, FROM THE GATES OF ROME.
>>1405777
Stay assblasted
>>1405922
Keep in mind it's only because Vince has a crush on him.
>>1405928
What's Lee Guy doing in the Impact Zone!
>>1405917
He'd be dead if he injected two marijuanas.
Roman testing positive for drugs is the first positive reaction hes had in a while
>>1405931
Keep in mind that when he comes back he's winning the title and smarks will be back to crying some more.
>>1405922
adam rose's suspension was the second time
first suspension is 30 days, second is 60 days.
>>1405932
>Le quirky numbers man
Kys autist
>>1405934
Link us to your reddit account so I can upvote you
>>1405895
this is true. i know this porn star. forgot name.
>>1405940
Roman wasn't suspended for weed because the wellness policy does not cover marijuana
>>1405749
Weed or Roids?
>>1405946
Swagger says hi.
>>1405922
He had one Wellness Policy issue before in FCW.
Maybe if you did research you would know that.
>>1405949
Weed apparently
I guess we found out theyres one thing Roman cant go over clean
>>1405953
I actually have 2, and I like dean, but I wouldn't call myself a mark for him.
>>1405946
This, the wellness policy doesn't cover alcohol and weed.
>What is Greek Geigns doing in the IMPACT zone
>>1405919
>ramen will no longer get superman booking
sweet summer child
it took a faux concussion spot and two pedigrees for him to lose as "punishment"
>all the mad romarks in this thread
What if Roman got suspended for anti-depressants from all the smarks booing him
The 420 Club- RR, Konnor, Jack Swagger, RVD, Meth Hardy, Adam Blows, Randy Boreton
ROMAN... REIGNS... THE GUY WHO SMOKES LOTS OF POT
ROMAN... REIGNS... THE FANS HATE HIM A LOT
ROMAN... REIGNS... THE MAN WHO DOES ALL THE ROIDS
ROMAN... REIGNS... HE WILL SOON BE UNEMPLOYED
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
I still hope this is a work even though it's not
>>1405963
kill yourself faggot
>Roman suspended
>Kurt Angle coming back
>weed
>wellness policy
It's PEDs, HGHs and roids stupid idiots.
>>1405976
I have no idea how this is going to effect the draft, because Roman would clearly be the first choice for Raw or Smackdown.
>>1405879
Not necessarily
Vince likes punishing people so he might get stuck at midcard hell for a few months.
Plus now Vince knows he will never be over now
>>1405988
Are you actually retarded?
Because if you are pretending that's still retarded.
>>1405990
probably helps the draft desu because now neither brand will get the bad publicity from Reigns to start the shows
>>1405993
>Roman burying indy darlings in the IC scene
Based
>>1405969
http://corporate.wwe.com/what-we-do/talent/abuse-and-drug-testing-policy#C4
Marijuana doesn't lead to suspension.
Marijuana only leads to fines unless it's synthetic shit, but why the fuck would people with this kinda money smoke that awful junk?
>Samoa Joe is going to be top Samoan in the company now
If they knew about this beforehand and still booked him for Battleground that means Roman just got a slap on the wrist.
WHAT IS THE GREEK EMPIRE DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
>>1406004
Nope
he's probably going to be stuck at US title maybe even ending up facing John Cena as a way to come back as a "legitimate" top
>>1405990
>le quirky numbers tripfag
kys autist
>>1406000
I guess that's a thing, but it'll definitely need to be addressed at the draft. There's no way they can just ignore it and have Roman show up on Raw. Checked by the way.
>>1406008
>Ramen is also called Joe
>He's not even the best Samoan Joe in the company he's supposed to be the top dog
>>1405749
Wait...
That means...
That means that...
Wait...
This means that they already booked the MITB main event in advance to punish Roman for it and have a smooth way to get him off TV.
This means that Ambrose is only a placeholder champ, Rollins probably won't even get a shot at getting his title back, while Reigns will probably get the title back on a random Raw.
Did they really book all this around Roman? Did they really get out of their way to book his off-TV time?
What the fuck?
>I'm Not a Good Guy
>I'm Not a Bad Guy
>I just Know a Guy
>Self Destruction of Roman Reigns on Blu-Ray and dvd when
>>1405977
30
days
suspension
>>1406025
Yes. Roman is being rewarded with another tick towards being Cena and Flair's record for breaking the wellness policy.
>>1406025
>a smooth way to get him off TV
A wellness violation announcement after booking him in a main event next month, real fuckin smooth
If you need to smoke weed to be happy on a WWE salary it just proves you don't have the self discipline to be the guy.
So. Still Triple threat at battleground?
Or will they just save for Summerslam?
I think that would be better.
Wonder if he told the Doctors to shut their mouth when they told him he couldn't wrestle
>post yfw the state of the Roman Empire
>>1406035
Worse off he has a Champion Salary.
Meaning he make like 5 mil a year, something most people dream of, and he's going to get a slap on the wrist from Vince before telling him to land 1 (One) Spear and Win
>>1406042
>>1406037
Probably saved for Summerslam. Sheild Triple Threat is far too good for Battleground.
>>1406042
Why does everyone think it was weed?
I thought it was roids.
>>1406042
>>1406042
>>1406013
>know before the ppv that he's going to be suspended
>still takes a fake injury and 10 finishers to beat him
>book him in the main event title match for the next ppv which conveniently takes place right after his suspension is over
yeah...no, thats not going to happen
I'd be happy as fuck if RR came back, and someone kicked out of his spear.
Especially if it was someone like Ryder.
>>1406042
>Seth throws out his babydick pictures and his stormfag girlfriend
>Won the WWE Champion at Wrestlemania
>Roman gets caught and failed WWE's piss test
>???
>>1406055
Nah man that aint true
So who will Vince get to be the next main guy if they can't keep on letting things with Reigns slide?
>>1406042
>>1406004
I CANNOT WAIT
Someone spiked Romans tater tots
>>1406065
Big Cass obviously
>>1406065
Yeah man, Vince for WWE champ!
>>1406074
Are you OK?
>>1406076
Yeah man. He was clearly the greatest ECW champion.
>>1405851
Well it's not like they could change the event right beforehand.
>>1406033
But in-story it works.
He lost the PPV. He is weakened. He fought hard against Rollins and was made to look really, really strong, and he got betrayed by his own bro afterwards with a devastating finisher when he didn't expect it.
He got destroyed, he needs to go back, he needs to become the Samoan Superman once again, he needs to go back to the sanctuary of his genesis, he needs to rebuild himself.
He needs time.
And I would bet my left testicle that it's how they're gonna book him - he's going to return and look strong as fucking fuck.
>>1405986
>Kurt Angle
>yfw Kurt Ange faces Seth Rollins or Ambrose for the title in Night of Champions
>yfw Kurt Angle wins the title
>>1406094
>Kurt Angle vs AJ Styles for the championship in WWE
like pottery
fuk dixie
>>1406094
>>1406094
>Angle dies the next day, his body finally giving up after all the punishment
>>1406059
Vince has an HBK boner for Seth, no surprise naked pics of Seth would result in him being champion for a whole year and have the best cash in of all time, and plus Triple H loves Sef too.
>>1406094
>yfw Kurt Angle faces Seth Rollin
Please no, I don't want Kurt to get even more hurt than he normally is.
>>1406102
The way he would have wanted it.
The divas are getting fat
Please fire them
>>1406089
>He got destroyed
>took two Pedigrees and a ref bump to get pinned
>his last match before being suspended ends in a double countout
>even knowing beforehand he's still scheduled for Battleground
>>1406102
no way he's dying in the ring, he's doing DDP Yoga
>>1406113
And especially they need to fire Natalya for not kicking out of a snapmare at a PPV
>>1406114
Exactly.
Motherfucker has that "go away, come back stronger" plot armor like BMJ.
>mfw Roman wins the title at Battleground anyway
I guess it runs in the family. I really hope he doesn't end up going the way of cousin Rosie because that was sad enough the first time.
>>1406042
>>1406130
The only natty in the WWE are Bray Wyatt and Kevin Owens
Everyone else does weed, PEDs, HGHs, roids and juice
So no Shield triple threat? I didn't think they'd set it up so early, seems like the type of thing they need to hold off on until a bigger event.
>>1405761
If you consider roid monkeys who move like giant, drunk toddlers.
>>1406140
Battleground is like 5 weeks away
Roman's suspension is just 4 weeks and a couple of days
They will either write him off or they will own up and say he's suspended and will return at Battleground
>>1406140
This is the same company that unified the two world titles at TLC.
>>1406126
Only Bex and Oscar can stay
Anti-smarks BTFO
>>1406042
Numbers fascinate me xD
>>1406145
Promoting him in a PPV with this being known won't look good, doesn't seem like something Vince would allow. If they truly did know beforehand, it seems weird they'd set it up. I want the triple threat teased for sure, but this is just weird.
>Roman comes out
>"STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOIDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSS"
>"T-t-the guy is b-back"
>SSTTTTEEERRROOIIIIIDDDSSSSS"
His career is over
>>1406157
>Roman is Ichigo, seemed cool at first but in reality was terrible and boring. also objectively worst of the 3
>Dean is Luffy, based, funny, and the most loved of the 3
>Seth is Naruto, was cool at first but quickly became annoying
Based shop desu
>>1406169
It's on their main site
Why would they post Roman Reigns being suspended on their main site instead of just hearing it about from le Meltz or just their Twitter account
As I've said they will either axe him next Raw or they'll just say he'll be back at Battleground
>>1406177
>he thinks WWE wrestlers don't do steroids
Randy Orton called
>>1406177
>Not RO-MAN ROIDS
I can see this happening
>>1406181
>orton
>ever the guy
>>1406135
>weed is a PED
Vince comes out on Raw and cuts a promo about how Roman screwed Roman. McMahon family proceeds to mock and bury reigns for 30 days.
OOO-AAAH Roman returns to RAW in pseudo Austin role making Vince and Stephanie's lives miserable. Becomes the most over guy in the company. YFW
I just can't see how they're going to build the triple threat match without him.
Rollins/Ambrose promos will basically be copy/paste ones from the last two years.
Cool to see kayfabe is still alive and well in 2016.
>HHH doesn't get suspended for juicing
>His boy does
>>1406193
Romarks actually believe this
>>1406196
>Wrestlemania 32
What's Sparta Snows doing in the Impact Zone?!
>>1406193
they already tried Roman as the anti-authority guy
He was over for precisely one night.
>>1406213
That build was pretty bad (especially since they had Reigns sell a NOSE injury), but with this feud it's different.
This is a match people have wanted to see on the main roster for years. The Shield storyline is basically the only thing WWE has been built around for the past four years.
I'm betting Roman smoked weed with a fuck it mentality. I'm sure that crowd shit HAS to fuck with you after a while.
>Feels man.
In one day Roman Reigns has granted more wishes than John Cena
>mfw the next five weeks of house shows features dean pinning seth in title defenses all across the country
>>1405878
IC and US would make him a Grand Slam.
>>1406231
>a smark being this triggered by THE GUY
>>1406230
negro please
>>1406234
B A S E D E A N
>>1406230
>he actually believes that wrestlers don't smoke weed just because they can
>>1406234
Roman Reigns pinned AJ Styles for the past two months, think about it
He also pinned Seth twice in a couple of house shows
>The state of Romarks
>ratings are up
>Ramen is off tv
is WWE becoming great again?
>>1405893
>that file name
>>1406256
>"Wrestling is hot again." - ESPN, August 2015
Jesus this guy.
You just know that when he gets back from his suspension, it will be right back to getting booed right out of the building.
At least Cena knew how to handle it. Roman's crumbling under the mental pressure as evidenced on twitter, his reaction to the crowd, etc.
Why did they make this a big thing when everyone else does roids or smokes pot in the locker room?
They also knew this beforehand because they removed the title off Roman but they've kept him strong and still booked him for Battleground. If this were a true punishment Seth would have steamrolled over him on MITB and at Raw.
Sounds like a work to keep him off TV.
>>1405822
Pretty sure it's not, there's the alleged rumor that if you come up dirty for the Mary Jane you get the option of paying a fine or taking a suspension
>>1406238
>THE GUY
Roman said people would call him that because he beat Seth. He didnt.
>The state of Romarks.
Roman is fucked without roids, his appearance is literally his only saving grace
I thought smoking weed wasn't a strike on the wellness policy? A bunch of people would get a "lifetime" ban because of it
Roman has had a problem with boos.
>>1406265
>as evidenced on twitter
???
>his reaction to the crowd
He told smarks to shut up and they did
>>1406265
Cena used to have everyone on his side until he completely droped his "Thuganomics" gimmick and became Super Cena. His new gimmick is troll Cena
Guys Dean Mark and Barneyfag are in the same thread on /v/
>>1406266
Because Roman is a big dog
Just like the buzz around Orton and Mysterio when they violated the policy
I agree with the second sentence it made no sense for shitheel Rollins to win clean against Roman considering Roman never lost a singles match clean in the E. it would have made much more sense to save it for SS/WM
>>1405802
Thank you based Nagito bringing the despair on fuccboi Roman Reigns!
>>1405749
>Reigns suspended
>ratings up by 500 thousand
It's over, deanetty has won.
>>1406288
There was no buzz when Orton hits strikes, people would just read about it from Dave Meltzer and no official statement from the WWE.
With this incident not only it is plastered on WWE's site, Facebook and Twitter accounts but also a premade babyface statement from the weed man himself.
>>1406294
>deanetty
Might well be Romy Reinetty now.
>>1406288
Hes probably getting a little heat for the violation having Seth of all people go over him clean. When he gets back they'll probably take him out the title picture after the Shield triple threat but keep him main event status for couple months, maybe let people like AJ go over him in a match
>>1406287
Who gives a fuck
> he goes to /v/
i haven't watched raw in ages. watching mitb, reigns' arms definitely look bigger than they did a few months ago.
>>1406302
>implying its a bad thing Seth goes over you instead of some stupid idiot or jobber
>implying they will take him out of the title picture since they're already teasing a Shield Triple Threat despite knowing Roman's suspension
>>1406300
Roman is the big dog and so many people want him to fail.
That's literally it
Romanetty Roids
>>1406300
Thats because Orton always get into some shit and it suprises no one. Orton is complacent with his spot, he doesn't really go the extra mile to get over or too concerned with title chasing all he wants is the steady pay
>>1405901
thats happy guy
based fatass is based
>>1406042
>>1406302
it's only his first violation, he's FAR too protected to be ditched over one "mistake"
Roman will be back at the top in 30 days
>>1406309
Wasn't implying anything, Seth's gimmick is the cowardly heel, he hasn't gone over anyone clean in a long time, if management lets him go over the next Cena clean they must be pissed.
Also read the post again, it says Roman will be out of the title picture AFTER the Shield triple threat.
>>1406042
>>1406265
But can you fucking blame the guy? It's not his choice that Vince wants to fuck him, at least with Cena, he has enough stroke to laugh at the crowd and have the whole dichotomy thing and chuckle-face bullshit...He's also a veteran and pro. With Roman he's even more homogenized and packaged, they won't pull the trigger on his heel turn, they tell him exactly what to do and he has pressure to make it work, forgetting the fact that there's nothing HE CAN DO to make it work, when he's booked the way he's booked, he's also still new, NOT CENA, and not prepared. The pressure has got to be intense.
It's easy for one of you to think that's easy to brush off, but when millions of people hate you and tell you suck and you should quit...and mean it legitimately, I'm sure it's way harder to deal with than we understand.
>>1406335
>Seth's gimmick is the cowardly heel, he hasn't gone over anyone clean in a long time, if management lets him go over the next Cena clean they must be pissed.
Randy Orton and Edge pinned John Cena clean, even Phil did.
Seth is one of the handful of guys who are allowed to go over Roman clean. I'd believe that he's got heat backstage if he starts losing to Zack Ryder or Titus O'Neil.
>>1406342
i'm sure swimming in millions relieves the stress
>>1406342
>he actually believes Cena just laughs off a hostile crowd
>forgets the fact that he goes srs mode and tells the crowd to keep booing until they shut up
>>1406347
Money isn't everything, you can be content and rich, but unless you're a total sociopath, the pressure and criticism is gonna get to you, especially with the petty, retarded smark fanbase.
>>1406347
Money doesn't always equal happiness
>>1406354
>implying Roman gets shaken when he hears smarks booing him
Smarks love to make themselves important but let's not get delusional here
>>1406346
>Randy Orton and Edge pinned John Cena clean, even Phil did.
Cena had multiple clean losses in the WWE before any of those guys pinned him clean
This was Roman's legit first clean WWE loss that was in a singles match, and he's been here for years
>>1406342
There is nothing stopping him from telling Vince to turn him heel - Rock did it.
