STAMFORD, Conn. — WWE has suspended Joe Anoa`i (Roman Reigns) for 30 days effective immediately for his first violation of the company’s talent wellness policy.
>BTFO
Got me to get a skeptical look on my face and google it, 2/10.
>>1405222
This has to be a work.
>>1405226
It's on WWE.com
>>1405226
WAIT THIS ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENED?
>>1405234
Yep.
So what the fuck did he do?
AHHAAHAHAHAH
THE BIG DOG
THE BIG DRUG ADDICT
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
REIGNS REIGN AS THE TOP GUY IS OVER
CHECK THEIR FUCKING TWITTER
https://twitter.com/WWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>1405226
And here I thought it was gonna be a slow news day.
THE MEMES GOT TO HIM
>implying this isn't done on purpose
>implying they won't save the triple threat for summerslam instead of wasting it on a shitty b ppv
>>1405222
This is just another way to take him off-screen, just like before WM and MITB. Maybe people will forget to boo him when he gets back.
>>1405255
>cant write him off or he'll look weak
>suspend him
>the state of WWE
Explains why Seth won at MITB
MEME MAGIC
>>1405255
DAMAGE CONTROL HAS STARTED
>>1405255
This. It keeps him out of the picture until the road to Summerslam.
Gets him back 3 days before Battleground.
I wonder if they just found out about this or if they knew and took the belt off him so they could suspend him after.
WHOA
OH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
What the fuck I didn't expect that
>>1405262
>MEME MAGIC
Cringing hard on your behalf
>>1405259
I thought WWE doesn't fuck around when it comes to the wellness policy. Plus they're using his real name in the statement as well.
30 days means he'll be back before Battleground. Does the triple threat stay or no? Can't imagine it will if Ramen is off TV for a month.
This is a work you dumb marks. Did you honestly think they would waste a shield triple threat on battleground?
>Reigns getting suspended for wellness violation
>Smarks celebrating like it's PWG everyday
Remind me again how many times Orton got suspended but is still a 12 time champion?
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL
>yfw Ramen ends up with a roidgut like Ryback
No wonder he wears that vest.
>>1405222
This HAS to be some level of work. That's all the goddamn "Wellness" program is anyway. A tool for Vince to screw over people he doesn't like, but he DOES like Roman, so they have to be going somewhere with this bullshit.
How else are they going to suspend Rey Mysterio for allergy medication and turn a blind eye to Seth returning from an injury after six months, two months ahead of schedule, bigger and more muscular than he had ever been?
>>1405272
They'll change it to Seth vs Dean and save the 3 way for SummerSlam.
>>1405274
HAHAHAHHAHA
J U S T
Roman confirmed taking back the title at battleground, he only lost it because he's suspended
F
U
C
K
>>1405222
IT'S REAL
REMINDER THAT IF REIGNS HAD NOT PISSED OFF VINCE SOMEHOW THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN HIDDEN JUST LIKE CENA HAS BEEN FOR YEARS.
IT'S OVER FOR REIGNS
>>1405271
Well, you have a point, but this is the reali... I mean new era. Who knows to what heights will WWE take kayfabe?
HOLY FUCK
Reminder that repeated drug abuser Orton is still one of the top 5 guys in WWE. This ain't gonna do shit to Roman's spot.
Holy shit Vince is a genius
Roman will turn mega heel.
Based RoRo will be bigger than The Rock
>>1405281
This famalam, we know Vince can do and will do anything especially with his favorites
>>1405275
this
he's going to return in time for the ppv and he'll win the belt right back and look really really strong in the process
>>1405274
He's doing the reverse Adam Rose.
>>1405291
be won't even be bigger than Hollywood Rock
>>1405287
I think this is the one thing that they can't afford to use with storylines. With how much they try to protect their brand these days, I doubt they'd risk making their wellness policy look like a joke.
>>1405286
Either overlooked for cena and ignored for Orton.
Lmao how amateur a drug user do you have to be to actually get caught?
>>1405271
>I thought WWE doesn't fuck around when it comes to the wellness policy.
What a mark.
You REALLY think John Cena, The Ryback, Seth Rollins, Big E, among others, could pass a LEGITIMATE drug test regimen? The Wellness policy is a fucking sham Vince uses against wrestlers he doesn't like because an irrational hatred of sterons is the one thing that can be counted on to work the marks, like you, in 2016.
how hard are we getting worked?
>>1405298
stay mad cuck manlet phil
BASED ROMAN WORKING THE SMARKS
CONFIRMED FOR WINNING SHIELD TRIPLE THREAT
RATINGS GOING TO HIT THE 1'S THIS MONTH
I'M NOT A BAD GUY
I'M NOT A GOOD GUY
I'M WEED GUY
>>1405291
>will be bigger than The Rock
>>1405298
Kind of hard to top that tbqh senpaitachi
Hollywood Rock was GOAT
I LOVE THIS DAMAGE CONTROL
>>1405253
He has truly blessed us what a year we are having.
>>1405305
nigga I barely watch anymore I don't care who they push anymore
>>1405299
>I doubt they'd risk making their wellness policy look like a joke.
If you had been paying ANY attention, it's been a fucking joke since day 1.
>>1405222
THEME SONG OF THE DAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2ywDiQ5Nv8
PLEASE DON'T BE A WORK
>Mfw smarks think that Roman's spot is in any way, shape or form in jeopardy
Just confirms the underage nature of smarks.
>>1405290
nigger Orton hasn't wrestled in 2 years no one remembers his twink ass
REIGNS INTERNET DEFENSE FORCE (RIDF) IN FULL SHILL MODE RIGHT NOW!
WHAT'S THE GREEK CHARIOT DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
Like it matters how many times did orton violate the welness policy
The amount of Reignsfags in here saying this is a work is incredible. Or maybe it's just the one.
>>1405319
Tell that to Jack Swagger. World champ to jobbing on Superstars in one joint.
POST ROMAN GETTING BTFO
Lmao this roider got caught
>>1405261
It doesn't. This actually ruins the Battleground plans
>>1405299
Most people already think their wellness is a joke. Maybe this is an attempt to legitimize it by saying, see, it does not matter who you are.
Roman will still be back before Battleground, so it works as a break for him anyway.
WHATS EL CHICO DOING IN THE TEMPLE
>>1405222
Reigns replied 10 minutes after the breaking news, as we look at the past violations wrestlers usually don't say anything a day before the violation has been announced. IT IS a work, too obvious. But I hope it is true, ofc.
>>1405322
At least when Orton walked into WM 30 as champion, ratings weren't in the toilet.
>>1405327
It's clearly not a work you idiot, but it also doesn't mean a damn thing. You'd know this if you watched this show more than 3 years. Violating wellness policy is a meme that never hurts the top guys. Never has and it never will. HHH himself is the biggest roider in that locker room.
>>1405303
>being this autistic
Drug tests are incredibly easy to pass in all sports and all feds (if steroids are what you're on). Roman is a literal retard for failing it.
RIDF LITERALLY ON RED ALERT RIGHT NOW
>>1405339
Plus he will get some sympy because of that tweet probably Vince's idea to gain some fans. Fuck this company
>>1405344
How would you know about drug tests when you don't even lift fatso?
>>1405281
With house show business / ratings dropping, maybe Roman isn't all that untouchable any more.
http://www.cagesideseats.com/2016/6/20/11977880/interesting-roman-reigns-rumor-on-him-dropping-the-title
>>1405349
hi carter
>>1405337
WHAT IS GREEK RULES DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
>>1405348
>The state of this post
>The state of smark's irrational hate for Roman
If he shrunk down to 5'10", and went to wrestle for ROH for 5 years would you like him better?
DEANBROS REPORT IN
MONTH-LONG TITLE RUN CONFIRMED
#HappyFourthofAmbrose
hmmm no wonder he looked so strong...
>>1405353
Who? Have sex and lose weight.
I'M NOT A GOOD GUY
>>1405355
>Still a Samoan
of course not famalam :^)
>>1405355
We would like him better if he was booked properly and was allowed to use more power moves to make him more legit as a powerhouse.
Also if he didn't stumble on his words all the time
Post yfw the RIDF just got blown the fuck out
>>1405339
It's not a work. In '98 Vince would have done something like this without blinking just to put some heat on. Things have changed.
Roman had the tweet ready to put up as soon as WWE made the announcement. They're cooperating for damage control.
Roman is finished xD
We did it bros, meme magic won xD
THE STOCKS ARE UP
THE STOCKS
ARE
UP
>>1405222
>mfw
>>1405370
>They're cooperating for damage control.
Good point too, they had done the same with Randy Orton
>>1405271
That's what's called a worked shoot
>>1405367
>Also if he didn't stumble on his words all the time
You mean like every other wrestler on the current roster?
BIG CASS NEW FACE OF THE COMPANY
I'M NOT A BAD GUY
LMAO
BMJ CONFIRMED NATTY, SUCK SHIT ROKEKS
Sure is a lot of dumb fucks in here. There is no way this is a work. Sometimes you guys think WWE is still as carny as it used to be. It's not. Not even close.
It's a publicly traded company with shareholders and advertisers to worry about. The Wellness Policy is all about legitimacy and covering their asses. They don't just do it out of some sort of moral superiority. It's a proverbial "Shield" for WWE to deflect criticism from having such a shady past and the fact that wrestlers drop dead like flies.
They would never use this as the basis of a work. EVER. Some of you lot really do need to get a grip on reality
So what did he do?
DUDE WEED LMAO?
>>1405378
If everyone does it then it doesn't make Roman stand out from the crowd. Besides he's unnatural on the mic, he needs an actual mouthpiece. And a heel turn.
HE BEGIN DOING COKE BECAUSE THE FANS HATED HIM
>>1405384
Most people here are still teenagers so it explains the general idiocy.
>>1405352
Fuck me on a rainbow.
>>1405385
horse steroids
>>1405384
I bet you thought Bryan retiring was a work ya manlet nerd
>>1405344
>Drug tests are incredibly easy to pass in all sports and all feds
That's because all sports and feds have an offseason where it's MUCH easier to be on steroids and avoid testing. WWE does not.
Really, all of these drug test policies are just an excuse for limp dick administrators to target athletes they don't like or athletes they've been paid to target. Look at the Olympic weightlifting drug "scandal." All they've done is target Eastern European lifters but ZERO (0) Chinese lifters, even though the Chinese are the most obviously roided team in the world.
The WWE is doing the same shit, only much, much more often. They'll let Cena skate because he's a company suck up, chase Mysterio out of the company over allergy medication because he's short, and use it to work Roman over.
And you're a goddamn mark if you think otherwise.
>>1405281
I dont think so. Roman is kind of a "family guy". As he said he works for families and kids, not fat neckbeards like this board.
Getting suspended for wellness policy is someting that people automatically relate with drugs and cheating. Thats why Adam Rose was so mad when he got suspended and he tried to "clean" his name. Its pretty serious.
Pretty skeptical tbhlads.
I still think that hernia shit was a work. I just can't see them having Roman take a dive for some 30 day shit; if they protected Orton, they'd protect him.
>>1405275
Orton has been over most of his career, his name has a legacy behind and he can wrestle and work a mic.
Reigns doesnt has the same privilege.
>>1405222
>Roman Roids
ANTI-SMARKS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>getting this worked
roman will just come back in a month, turn heel and spear both shieldettys to set up the triple threat
>>1405382
I'M NOT A GOOD GUY
>>1405384
It's obvious a work
Did you really think they would blow the Shield triple threat match at Battleground and not Wrestlemania?
>>1405222
I'm not a good guy
I'm not a bad guy
I'm the roid guy
>>1405273
This is correct
>>1405386
>Unironically pretending that Cesaro isn't worse
Okay kid. Okay.
Even if he has been suspended he'll just come back and will be inserted to the title picture as if nothing happens, typical WWE style. Don't really care about the incident desu
>>1405397
Way to miss the point bozo.
>>1405319
Reigns is their PR guy.
Reigns spot will change after this surely.
WHATS SICILIAN ROYALS DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
>>1405408
Where did I mention Cesaro in my post? He's shit on the mic. But he's also from yurop and not from the Isle of Britmoa and not everyone has a talent for learning languages. Rusev on the other hand is a lot more fluent from what I've seen, especially before ER where he and Lana were answering twitter questions - he used quite solid american accent for most of the time.
>>1405222
This is the best week of my life
>>1405384
>Sometimes you guys think WWE is still as carny as it used to be. It's not.
In the past 5 years:
Vince has appeared shirtless and roided off his balls on Muscle&Fitness, claiming to have been drug free since the 90s (blatant lie).
WWE advertised Cena vs Rock as "Once in a Lifetime" knowing full well they planned to do a rematch
Vince claimed in front of God and everyone that no "millennials" will "grab the brass ring" (which itself is the most carny phrase in existence), in spite of Rusev, Ryder, and Cesaro all doing so and being buried into oblivion for it.
And that's just off the top of my head. This company is JUST as carny as it always was, because it's run by some trailer trash carny control freak. They just have a better grasp of how to hide it through media manipulation.
You
Fucking
Mark
>>1405422
cesaro actually knows like 5 languages
doing a promo is a different skillset though
Based Roman working smarks yet again
>>1405400
I'M A HIGH GUY
>>1405222
>It's real
Haha!
Welp, back to the midcard when he returns.
>IT'S A WORK LOL
what the fuck does WWE stand to gain by making Roman look like a druggie cheater?
The golden age is finally happening. NEW ERA.
>>1405428
Just because you know a language doesn't mean your speaking ability is good. I could write an essay in english but I couldn't cut a promo for shit.
t. a slav
>>1405424
What life?
>>1405415
>Reigns spot will change
No it won't and it never will unless he pulls a Benoit. You smarks who hate him are free to enjoy your 30 days free of Roman, though it doesn't make a damn difference since he'll be back by the next PPV anyway.
>>1405222
About time he got a positive reaction!
>>1405422
You singled out Roman for stumbling on his words, when a good portion of the current roster, do the same thing constantly on a regular basis. It's just bias selection for the most part from you lot.
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!
I'm actually looking forward to every Raw now.
30 days free of Roman for just $9.99
Nice.
>>1405428
He's actually not that bad on the mic. Then again he barely speaks. Probably the most remembered line he fucked was standing in the four ropes or something like that.
He barely says shit, doesn't cut 20 minute promos. Standing on ladders and saying some shit was him doing solid mic work. Not great, just solid.
>>1405356
Did anyone think he would have it longer? I am actually surprised he didn't lose it last night.
>>1405394
This guy gets it.
WWE has every right to suspend (or sweep under the rug) any wrestler they so choose if there are illegal substances in their system.
Cena could be doing a rail of coke before every match and WWE could let it slide. And it applies vice versa.
>>1405440
It will.
Reigns is their new Cena but unlike him they never suspended him for drugs because it would hurt his position.
Labeling Reigns as a junkie means they dont hold him in the same light as before.
>Titus got suspended for 3 months for touching Vince and missed out on wrestlemania
>Roman gets 30 days for getting caught roiding (just like everyone else in the WWE)
Wow yeah man Roman is done for sure.
ROIDMAN REIGNS
I CAN I WILL PUT HARMFUL SUBSTANCES IN MY BODY
SUFFERIN SUCCOTASH YA BETTER BELIEVE DAT I WILL BENOIT MY FAMILY IN THE NEXT 19 YEARS
>>1405290
80% of wwe fans never booed the fuck out of Randy.
>>1405408
>R-Roman isn't bad because this guy is worse.
The state of Romarks. Hiding behind shit doesn't make your shit stink any less.
Holy fucking shit
>>1405443
The difference is a good portion of the roster isn't made face of the company.
Roman is just not natural on the mic. When he tries responding to the crowd he gets the opposite reaction from what he would want, with the exception of last night (then again him doing that as a face makes no sense), but you surely still remember T-THIS ISN'T BORING THIS IS REAL LIFE right?
>>1405303
WWE has spent 2 fucking years building up Roman. They would have looked the other way if this were true.
>>1405451
How UNDERAGE are you exactly to not know that everyone in WWE roids?
>>1405222
Roman confimed Roidy Magoo.
>>1405322
Orton literately wrestled last year in multiple World title matches.
>>1405450
>And it applies vice versa.
So coke could be doing Cena? How does that work?
https://twitter.com/BeltFanDan/status/745334489283452928
>>1405456
plus cesaro is naturally more athletic, strong and in my opinion, likeable, than roman
>>1405456
>Can't even read
Finish middle school first then come back.
>>1405470
have sex nerd
>>1405472
>and in my opinion, likeable
>>1405470
FedoRamen on suicide and heart disease watch
>>1405465
Everyone does but only the top guys gets covered from that being on the news, Reigns wasnt meaning he is not on the top anymore.
>>1405461
>Smarks cling onto Roman's mic botches but forget their indie darlings botching "4 ropes" "tuck your legs under your legs"
>>1405475
>nerd
pick one
I'm not a good addict
I'm not a bad addict
I'm THE addict
>>1405450
I think you misunderstand. I'm not praising WWE for their bullshit, I'm condemning their dishonesty and the stupidity of the marks who take these fucking scum at their word.
>>1405483
Can you find more than that?
I can easily find way more than one botch of Roman on the mic.
>>1405474
>Is wrong
>y-youre stupid
Says the fag that randomly brought up Cesaro as a means to deflect from the fact that Roman is shit on the mic.
Because a midcarder being shit on the mic is the same as the face of the company being unable to cut a decent promo.
>deanetty champion
>no Roman
Hahah ratings will actually hit 1.2. I love it!
>>1405472
Fuck him.
Definition of a meme wrestler.
>le uppercut spam man
What did Roman take to get suspended?
I'm sure the Top guys can get away with some shit from the tests
>>1405443
He singled Roman out because WWE singles Roman out.
These other guys stutter and stumble, but they don't do so as consistently, because they're not shunted into the spotlight.
It's not really bias selection, it's just him doing it is much more of an obvious affront.
>>1405462
Remember when Shawn Michaels was suspended for 30 days for steroids? And then pushed TO THE MOON upon return?
This is like that.
>>1405494
>tfw people boo you so much you start taking drugs to take your mind off it
>>1405384
>The Wellness Policy is all about legitimacy and covering their asses.
>he thinks WWE is a competitive sport
They are a publicly traded company, but unless they sanction VADA, USADA, or any other 3rd party member who are allowed to disclose any sort of discrepancy, WWE can suspend (or sweep under the rug) any violation of a wrestler regarding a substance violation.
As far as WWE is concerned, they can get away with whatever they want until a former employee cries "muh steroids ruin muh life!"
>>1405468
>So coke could be doing Cena? How does that work?
>not wanting coke to suck you off
I just meant that WWE can outright fire Cena if he were doing rails off Nikki's tits before a match.
>>1405472
Do you relate to Cesaro cause he's balding like you?
>>1405482
>only the top guys gets covered from that being on the news
Again, how underage are you? Jeff Hardy, Kurt Angle, Randy Orton, all these guys have been suspended for wellness violation and they still have been WWE champion. HHH himself is a clear roider, he just doesn't wrestle often enough to get caught but anyone who knows anything about fitness knows 99% of those guys are on high quality roids and pain killers. Even Heath Slater and Adam Rose have been suspended for wellness.
Damn teenagers, no wonder wrestling is so awful these days. WWE being full of roiders isn't a meme, it's actual reality.
>gets pinned clean for the first time
>so angry at the booing that he went off script and told people to shut up on RAW
>so depressed that everyone hates him that he's resorted to drugs
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>1405488
Nah I'm just glad somebody pointed it out and helped explain to everybody who didn't know.
However you feel about it means naught to me.
Today I learned that you can get suspended longer for touching the boss than doing possibly illegal steroids.
>>1405470
I..I...dont get it.
Plz explain
>>1405368
Who is this semen demon???
>>1405490
I see you still haven't finished middle school and you still can't read. I said almost everyone on this current roster is wank on the mic barring maybe 3-6 people in a roster of 100+. Singling out one person for being horrible on the mic is beyond stupid, cause guess what idiot? Everyone else is just as bad. Nowhere did I say Roman was good on the mic you gremlin.
>>1405508
inb4 WWE tries to paint this like "Cena's worst year ever"
>win most feuds
>title-holder
>all dat TV time
>some shit happens that most people dream of (i.e, losing a belt that never get to sniff in the first place)
>Cole rants for an hour about how you're a fallen hero and draws a Jesus Christ comparison
>>1405517
Roman is the worst though
>>1405479
fedora meme, how original.
i'm sorry about your autism, it must be hard being unable to socialise in any way besides memes and catch phrases
>>1405514
>Remove Reigns
Smark's wish
>>1405520
No he isn't, and this is exactly why no one takes smarks opinions seriously cause you lack the will power to be objective.
>>1405455
80% of WWE fans never booed anyone you retard. At most 5% of WWE's fanbase attend live events.
ROMAN REIGNS
WHAT
GET BOOED
WHAT
CAN'T GET OVER
WHAT
NEVER DREW A DIME
WHAT
ONE SPEAR
WHAT
SQUINTY FACE
WHAT
LOSE CLEAN TO SETH
WHAT
HASN'T GOT A CLUE
>mfw my boss didn't exempt me from the wellness policy like he does for Cena & HHH
>>1405512
Funny isn't it?
>>1405528
kys ya manlet nerd
>>1405512
Doesn't even surprise me given the nature of that occurrence and Vince as a person.
>>1405517
How many of the other shitters are faces of the WWE? Oh? Only Roman?
Then there's your answer on why he's singled out, it's not nearly as hard as you're pretending it is.
There's no comparison to a bunch of midcarders being shit and the guy you exalt as the creme of the crop also being shit on the mic to the point where you can barely let him talk.
>the buttdevastation of romarks ITT
>>1405512
Not saying that what Titus did was right, but Vince really was a dick for that.
>fedora meme, how original.
>i'm sorry about your autism, it must be hard being unable to socialise in any way besides memes and catch phrases
This was pretty shocking
>>1405533
>>1405516
Anita Sarkeesian, feminist/SJW/Kikestarter scammer
>>1405507
None of those examples had the push and the HEAVY protection that Roman has gotten.
Neither of them has ever being close to get that push besides the likes of Cena and Austin.
Its obvious WWE are dumbing down the Roman train.
>>1405528
Did you steal this post from plebbit?
>>1405222
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ROMAN WAS SO BTFO FROM THE BOOZE HE TURNED TO DRUGS TO COPE
HAHAHA GET FUCKED FEDORAMANS
ABSOLUTLY FUCKING AMAZING WEEK FOR THE WWE.
RATINGS FOR NEXT WEEK CONFIRMED TO HIT THE 10's !
>>1405527
80% of arenas you retard. Roman is getting booed everywhere now. Not just smark cities.
Wow. Rip Roman there's no coming back from that.
>>1405536
Oh so please go ahead and tell me who should be the face of the company then? This ought to be funny.
He's not a good guy. He's not a bad guy. He's a very naughty boy!
>>1405555
kek
kek
>>1405552
Cesaro, Zayn, Owens, AJ
>>1405551
t. 17 year old who started watching in 2007
Roman should go to the ufc during this time off and destroy cuck man and lesnar
>>1405255
His suspension end on the 20th. He'll probably have his Battlegrounds match
>>1405555
Lolololol
>>1405551
He can but he needs to go full heel, no more of this half measure bullshit.
>>1405558
Good keep those Shield faggots on RAW.
>>1405552
aj styles
>>1405560
>Cesaro, Zayn, Owens, AJ
L O L
I knew it was going to be funny and for sure it was.
>>1405352
so he did lose the title because he violated wellness policy
but then why did he appear on raw uninjured?
>>1405552
Anyone they properly build up.
Styles
Dean
Seth
Cesaro
Fucking Zack Ryder could be with the right push.
>>1405574
Nah he lost the title, went off script because of his anger at smarks then snorted cocaine due to his depression at people hating him
Roman is buddies with Swagger isn't he? You know what Roman got caught for.
>>1405222
ROMAKS BTFO
Roman reigns is on the front page of resdit (the front page if the internet). Dean becoming champion didn't even make it to the front page. Roman is a certified draw and over as fuck
>fedoromans trying to defend this saying it is a work.
TOP KEK.
Fans finally got to him last night and he had to use drugs to cope.
RIP ramen
>>1405552
Absolutely none of the shit they have in place is good enough. Not with their lack of talent to circumvent the shittiness of booking and Vince's micromanaging. I know since you have to desperately protect Roman it has to be an us vs them scenario, but not everybody who hates Roman thinks about muh indie darlings or whatever dumb bullshit is going through your head right now.
Unless somethings start changing the WWE has put itself in a lose-lose scenario. Either booking has to get better and more freedom for the wrestlers has to be given or they have to start focusing more on the acting aspect of the people they're bringing in so they don't shit themselves over every script they hand to them.
>>1405576
drug tests aren't that fast
Imagine the chants when he returns:
"YOU'RE A DRUGGIE *clap clap clap-clap-clap*"
"SMOKE SOME WEED. SMOKE SOME WEED"
>>1405575
>39 year old indie darling with lots of wear and tear
>Balding CZW reject
>Guy who gave the company record low ratings
>Guy who can barely cut a 30 second promo
>Zack Ryder
Do people seriously...? TOP KEK
>>1405588
They didn't need to test him he came into Gorilla coked out his mind
>Reigns suspended
>not Del Rio
I'm shocked.
This doesn't make much sense. I'm pretty certain the only people who get wellness endeavored are in Vince's bad books. I find it hard that "THE GUY" could do something right now like that. Perhaps it happened before MITB and that's why he lost and all this happened.
>>1405588
Drug tests are instant for piss tests.
>>1405594
Wwe doesn't bust for steroids, only drugs like weed
>Smarks faces when Roman comes back and goes over Baldetty and Jasethy despite serving a 30 day suspension
>>1405552
No one.
WWE shouldn't have ONE face of the company to put the belt on all the time. They should have several people who would be believable holding it.
>Roman set to "return" for Battleground
They wouldn't put a druggie into the main event right?
Or even let him win?
What would showcase to the fans and wrestlers?
Even if you are a junkie as long as you look nice you will be at the top, not even Vince is that retarded to do it
>this romark damage control
>b-based roman is going to come back better than ever
>h-he's gonna be bigger than the rock
>>1405605
He'd be coming back days before BG.
He wouldn't even be able to appear on Raw or SD that week.
The one time I actually want to see this cocksucker wrestle and he gets himself suspended
I was hoping Reigns and his family would die in a car crash but this will do.
http://impactwrestling.com/tna-sign-joseph-anoai/
HOLY SHIT
>>1405609
top kek
>>1405612
>smarks getting worked hard by Roman yet again
How does he do it? Based Roman
WTF ROMAN
>>1405584
>Absolutely none of the shit they have in place is good enough.
Yes that's exactly my point, everyone else is trash but they're going with Roman cause he has a marketable look, is still young, and is a good worker. If you can't get this simple concept as to why he's picked over Kevin Owens to be the poster boy then I'm afraid you're just way too dumb or you don't know how this company has always operated.
>>1405606
This. Putting all of your eggs in one basket is fucking dumb considering WWE's injury prone touring schedule.
Is he now the face of the WWE?
>>1405597
Yeah. Roman didnt looked as pumped as when he was fighting AJ or Sheamus, he probably got all depressed and resorted to drugs.
>AH well done on your win roman, HOWEVER
>>1405613
>characters on TV make me this edgy
