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>Previous Threads
>#922 >>48005402
>#921 >>47998404
>#920 >>47988216
You know, when the previous thread was Counting With /tg Edition, I should have expected we'd go from 2 to 1.
>>48019792
So Jumper, do you own any resturants?
>>48019849
Does a small hole in the wall stand count?
Rolled 2 (1d8)
>>48015463 →
65 King Arthur
http://pastebin.com/0wcB0fCY
Highlights include, we went to Gargoyles world to their King Arthurs Court. I wandered, because a dragon wanted to husbando me. Kept getting challenged by a Knight who I beat at numerous contests including Rock Paper Scissors. Ate the Grimorum Arcanorum and put a copy in my library.
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1 Dragon Warrior Monsters
2 Gaki no Tsukai Gauntlet
3 Tales of Symphonia
4 Supreme Commander
5 Raildex Magic
6 Axe Cop
7 Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
8 Girl Genius
One of you has to delete your threads.
Silmarillion jump when?
I want to face Ungoliant.
>>48019902
Not going to be this one that goes away - this has the correct numbering and links the last three threads (with correct numbering). Delete the obvious troll thread.
>>48019919
You're lucky the other guy deleted his first.
>>48019916
That would be a cool jump
>>48019902
TELL THEM ONLY THAT THE FALSE THREAD IS DEAD
AND THAT ANON DIED WITH IT
>>48019916
>Facing Ungoliant
Anon. Let's not be silly
Though I would like to collect her Spawn to make Core Medals from
Can I punch Mr. "Muh Simarils" in the face?
>>48019902
I deleted mine because I'm the better man, but this was the second thread made, and it was one made out of spite. Let this be remembered.
>>48019881
Gaki no Tsukai. I need a new 2 for the queue.
>>48019919
Nah. The troll thread is this one senpai. You made this after seeing that a thread was already made, and intentionally shitposted to have the other one deleted.
>>48019978
>>48019990
That thread was numbered incorrectly and skipped the last thread. Do us all a favor and don't DO that, some of us go back through the archives to look at older threads after they've been pruned while they're still up on the chans.
>>48019978
>I'm the better man
You're a delusional.
>>48019849
Several hundred. During Portal one of the many business ventures I used to prop up Aperture was the restaurant buisness. Best technology the world had ever seen and it was used to open a chain of budget eateries focused on primarily serving the upper middle class.
The places were themed high tech and fine dining. Tables were made of portal surfaces and food was delivered by projecting a portal onto the table and moving food directly from the kitchen to the customers. Orders could be taken either by a console in the table itself or by a robotic P-Body or Atlas model waiter robot. The kitchen itself was a modified turret production factory that produced food in record time with only a 0.006% chance of accidently serving hostile death machine instead of your cheese souffle.
>>48019990
Yeah, nah. You gotta live with your choices. Live with the consequences that you fucked your chance to have SMT2 or Warframe.
>>48019998
He's baiting you, anon.
>>48019919
I'm pretty sure that you either have autism or OCD. And not the meme OCD that everyone says they have, real OCD that makes you count wood grains and scrub the skin off of your hands.
>>48019998
You're not going to get through to them, this is the new shitposting tactic.
Claiming that specific threads aren't real so that they don't have to learn from what happened in them.
>>48019971
Actually.
How many jumps do you think I need before I can fight Morgoth One on One?
>>48019457
>>48020007
FUCK CONSEQUENCES, I'MMA JUMPER, CONSEQUENCES ARE FOR LOOOOOOSERS.
Two of those threads linked are broken, you numbered the threads. Do it right next time, the next thread is 922 if this one is real.
>>48020024
Isn't Morgoth Tolkien Satan?
I heard his actual power changes a lot with the ages and how far gone he is, though, so that probably doesn't mean as much as I think it does.
So it's come to this.
Just two options left - to walk like an Egyptian, or fly on wings of fire?
>>48020037
Yes, he's Satan.
>>48020024
Less than you would think, Middle Earth is a pretty low powered setting all things considered. Sauron was his second in command and he wasn't anything a jumper would find threatening.
Hey, /jc/? How would I go about summoning up the embodiment of my own horrible sugar addiction in the form of a rampaging monster?
>>48020066
Why would you do that?
>>48020061
I thought he was further down the rung.
>>48020042
How about youDONT SAY NOJUST LIVE MORE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWxTBnxQi9s
>>48020007
>All Anon's besides you are hive mind
>>48020068
Because Poptartzilla would be hilarious?
>>48020042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMnGmoLS6zo
>>48020066
You can become a Greeed in Kamen Rider Neo-Heisei Part 1. I think there was one in canon which made Yummies (monsters whose sole purpose is fulfilling people's DESIRE) from his own wishes, so you can probably manifest your greed for sugar that way.
>>48020082
Quit trying to weasel your way out of your fuck-up.
>>48020072
Was he? It has been a while so I might be remembering wrong but I though he was either the second in command or at least some form of high ranking guy.
>>48020072
No, Sauron was his Right Hand.
Fun Fact:One of Sauron's many names translates to "King Excellent"
Just ignore him everybody.
>>48020042
I vote fire.We always need more fire.
>>48019919
You're not supposed to back link to multiple threads. You made your hugely autistic point last thread.
>>48020080
I love the Fruit Basket of Babylon. Anyone else ever notice that Kiwami's summons seem to be limited by how many copies of a weapon already exist? Like, he can only summon one Bananaspear or Melon Defender, but he can summon a pair of Durinoko or Sonic Arrows since there are more than one of those.
>>48020116
Ignore who?
I don't even know which side you're on because you didn't quote anyone.
>>48012090
>>48012650
>There were people buying it at 800, so technically I'm confirming that it is discounted in the first place. And as for what happens if you grab it as a human, think "Buddha".
You never actually said an origins section is discounted for that origin, so currently NOTHING is discounted.
But if it takes 1000s of years you are really overpricing the Perk by a lot. 300/600 is better. Don't try to be a special snowflake, OK?
Is a Hybrid BOTH a angel and demon and can take both for discounts (except for archetype which is forbidden)?
What kind of things are in the Heaven/Hell catalogs?
Havoc coins are gained by salary is nice if you already happen to be a Demon Lord/King of Hell I guess. Start at the top of the pay scale,,,
>>48020007
Your ban expired, huh?
>>48019849
I got a Cafe/Bakery in Breaking Bad. Still trying to think of a name for it.
>>48020024
Morgoth can only shape and shatter continents to his whim at the start. He slowly loses power as he puts more of himself into the world.
>>48020133
He's not the Super Special Shitposter.
In fact. None of you are.
Everyone is fucking average, run-of-the-mill, store-brand, generic shitposters.
>>48020132
Yeah I've gotta agree with this, the only way I'd see spending 1000 cp on Angel/Demon and then Archetype would be to drastically reduce the time it takes to peak or put in some other effect besides just faster development. I mean, a lot of chains don't even reach 1000 years.
>>48020165
Your tactic of whining and trying to paint everyone as the problem to try and absolve you of your own actions is really idiotic and obvious.
>>48020113
It might sound silly translated, but it's better than "Sauron". That's usually translated as "abhorrent" or "abomination", but it literally means "smelly". The big bad of Lord of the Rings is the Dark Lord Smelly. Needless to say, Tar-Mairon does not like the name the other Maiar gave him after he defected to Morgoth's side.
>>48020176
Nope. For you see. I am also the shitposters.
When I said everyone I meant everyone.
>>48020176
Ever look in the mirror? You accusing everyone of being some Viper-esque shitposter to shut down any criticism is just as bad as him, maybe even worse.
>>48020132
>>48020168
The size increase from archetype seems to be pretty fucking amazing, though. I honestly think it's fine at 800, though I don't mind the discount being to 400 instead of 600.
>>48020212
I wish your bans were longer than a day.
>>48020152
Breaking Bread? The Upper Crust? Brown Rye?
>>48020218
Don't you only get that after millennia of training, though?
>>48020192
Should, should we call him "Lord Smelly" in LoTR?
>>48020228
I think Breaking Bread is the obvious winner, there. Well done, anon.
>>48020232
Without the perk. With the perk makes it like a thousand or something from those posts I read.
It's not useful for everybody, but nothing is. For long term jumpers it seems pretty good, same as buying wyrmling in DnD to save on dragon price.
>>48020176
The way you keep trying to push this witchhunting attitude is pathetic, please stop.
>>48020007
That shitposting wasn't my fault, it was yours, and for the benefit of the rest of /jc/, I was allowing everyone to forget it ever happened.
But you know what? Fuck it.
This thread don't deserve the benefit of having your sins passed over.
You shitposted and shitposted all goddamn thread to because you couldn't have enough power. You couldn't stand the idea that a jump-maker would fucking nerf you to make his jump more balanced.
You got what you wanted, SMTanon never put it on the drive. You agreed with yourself all fucking thread to create the illusion of consensus, to create the appearance that there was some kind of validity to the outrage, that there even was an outrage to begin with, and not just you samefagging up a storm, but your opinions are all bollocks.
It's clear to me.
All you want is power.
And then you have the nerve to pretend it wasn't you all along. I was there. I was defending the decision to nerf tribrid from the beginning. And you threw a shitfit over it. And what, now you insist we all look at it? Your magnum opus sculpted in human feces? For what. I admit it. That thread happened. Your shitposting happened. You shitposted until we lost content.
Are you happy now?
>>48020234
You already are, technically. But translating it for the humans, dwarves, and hobbits in your audience would be pretty funny.
>>48020234
Not like he can stop you.
>>48020117
>>48020099
Wait a minute, you've helped me realize something completely obvious.I C A N D O B O T H
>>48020264
Well, Ankh is the bird Greeed and he loves sweets, so there's precedent.
>>48020248
I was against the change and I'm not the guy you're replying to, though I'm definitely sure the shitposter was there playing both sides.
>>48020248
This poster is not actually me. I'm the guy who started this argument, and I still insist that that thread didn't happen.
>>48020218
A massive size/power increase after thousands of years is really not worth 800 cp. Especially if you can technically already do it. The perk just makes it so you'll *probably* reach it during a regular chain, assuming you take the jump earlier. Which is certainly not worth 800 cp. It might be better if it was a capstone booster for Demon/Angels, along with an immediate large boost to your abilities in addition to its current effects.
>>48020281
I was mostly referring to the "Egyptian" and "wings of fire" thing, I think the sweets Greeed is a different anon?
Anons, on the topic of LoTR.
Is there anything you decided to toss into Mount Doom? Just to get rid of it?
I tossed in the Denarians from Dresden Files
>>48020308
All I know is, I'm very confused about the whole thing.
Can it be fucking August already.
So, major problems with Archetype have been brought up, primarily around how it's either a Points Tax or worthless, so I've decided to make it Variable instead of raw power!
This is going to be difficult, since at its base it's going to be "Buy this and get one of 14 Thematic Perks" but I'm going to be working hard on it anyways.
Sorry for any inconvenience, I'm also removing the restriction on Hybrid's grabbing it and refluffing Hybrid so there's more of a point to getting it.
Sorry for any inconveniences this may have caused.
>>48020326
You're honestly worse than spacebattles.
>>48020325
and posting the wrong image, fuck it.
![THE POWER OF MY STAND [DOPPELGANGER].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SzMyl8T.jpg "THE POWER OF MY STAND [DOPPELGANGER].jpg")
>>48020319
[!!!]
>>48020308
Oh. Yeah, sorry. Still, Ankh is a vaguely Egyptian-themed bird monster affiliated with fire, so it could still be relevant to your interests.
>>48020248
Why would you possibly defend a decision to nerf something, not because the jumpmaker thought it was OP, but because he wanted to 'punish' a single anon who annoyed him?
>>48020319
I threw Mount Doom into Mount Doom. It took some creative use of space-warping magic.
>>48020346
>Menacing
>>48020339
What, for wanting you assholes to get the almighty fuck over yourselves and realize your baby-back bullshit doesn't matter as much as you think it does?
>>48020350
Because it was a legitimately good decision. Everyone in the thread bought it, it was obviously overpowered and needed to be nerfed for the sake of balance.
>>48020350
It was actually both. He said that he had been thinking of changing it for a while, and spite only came into play in him doing it right then and there. Though that could have just been him covering for himself. I don't know, I'm not taking sides in this, I'm just being pedantic.
>>48020347
Yeah, that is pretty relevant.
So where should I start? Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, go Fletchling with a Torchic partner? Or somewhere else?
>>48020338
Don't apologize, you're still an Ally of Justice.
>>48020380
It doesn't matter if he did it out of spite. It was a good decision nonetheless.
>>48020299
You could just, you know
Jump any civ jump and be easily over 1000 years old by the end
>>48020389
I think that's probably the easiest way to start this off. Though once you're a bit stronger I think you should go to Bloody Roar and take the Mythical Beast Change option with the Bennu Bird as your beast. You wouldn't have to be massively stronger, Bloody Roar isn't that bad, so maybe two or three jumps after this?
>>48020319
I don't think that would work. It only worked on the One Ring because that's where it was forged.
Welp, see you guys in 924. The asshole circlejerk has arrived.
>>48020426
That sounds extremely boring.
>>48020434
Well, you do other stuff during that time. Personally, I use long jumps to breed and uplift space whales in. Just a little hobby I like, you can't go wrong with a good space whale.
>>48020432
I thought it was supposed to be only one guy?
>>48020432
The thread is still young, anon.
Even now, there is hope for man.
>>48020434
You have no creativity and just want power to be handed to you on a silver platter. You can't even handle minor caveats like this one without complaining to high heaven about them before even thinking of putting in your own leg work to compensate.
>>48020299
You're asking him to add a lot of content to the jump, instead of tweak the price of one perk. That's obviously and clearly an unreasonable demand at that point, and not really what we were discussing.
>>48020370
But 1000 cp Tribrids were already as strong as at least one option of equivalent cp. Even worse, when he nerfed Tribrid's, he also buffed Dormant Power, unbalancing the jump further. The majority of the people who 'bought it' were even nice enough to clarify that they were happy that the changes didn't hurt their builds or happy that people in the thread were getting pissed. Fuck the people who bought it. The change itself was retarded.
>>48020466
Should I start posting Boggle again?
>>48020466
There was never any hope.
>>48020338
I want how it is now, though.
>>48020393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqcTVVUFnKQ
>>48020475Owls arecute.
>>48020467
Yeah, I'm not going to dick around in a vanilla civilization setting for 1000 fucking years just to unlock a perk. If that makes me uncreative, then so be it.
>>48020484
I agree.
>>48020481Don't you want to play a game Anon? I swear it'll be fun
>>48020473
You clearly didn't actually read my post. Everyone bought 1000 cp tribrids. This means that tribrids are overpowered, and needed to be nerfed so that fewer people would buy them.
>>48020426
At that point you might as well not buy the perk, because the power you can achieve being post-spark without it is explicitly without factoring in time extending jumps.
>>48020432
Just hang around and wait for him to say something hostile/stupid enough that the mods will ban him for it. It's what I do.
>>48020480
It's going to be more interesting this way though.
Besides, it's all apart of the cleaning up process.
>>48020522
'Interest' is a subjective value. Your solution is to charge the same price for a single choice from bunch of much weaker OC powers. I don't want those. I'd rather just get the perk as it is now, with the massive size increase and everything else.
>>48020530
>>48020489
we /circlejerk/ now?
So. When was the last time you know you Fucked Up? Like, big time. Something really bad, that you regret incredibly.
>>48020530
>>48020489
I like Boggle. Please post more and ignore our troll trying to make you feel bad.
>>48020546
No, we're Bogglechain, now.
>>48020503
Really? Everyone bought the perk? I could have sworn at least Red and ASA didn't. Did we ever have a count as to how many people picked what option? And builds being biased for jumps is not exactly uncommon. See every fucking jump with an engineer/science/magic tree ever.
>>48019881
66 Gaki no Tsukai Gauntlet
Nozomu Itoshiki, Mai Minakami,
Classic Gaki Formula +0, No Laughing Nostalgic Jumper! +0, I Was Not Expecting that. +50, Together, We Will Form Better Relations +50, It's Me, Jumpchan! +50, Leave The Screen Door Open +50, A Test of Courage +50, GOD DAMN +50, 24 Hour Means 24 Hour +100, Happy boy! +100, Demon Tag +100, Blacklist Session +100, Absolutely No Getting Scared +100, That Isn't Fair! +100,
Gaki no Tsukai Complete Collection -100, New Material -100, Comedian Spirit -100, Ladies and Gentlemen -100, Gaki no Tsukai Playbook -500,
The points where I was aloud to laugh were very cathartic, but I managed to present a stoic face for the rest. Though, honestly at times I came exceedingly close to cracking.
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2 Star Trek
3 Tales of Symphonia
4 Supreme Commander
5 Raildex Magic
6 Axe Cop
7 Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
8 Girl Genius
>>48020554
Once upon a time, there was a relatively young Jumper who decided to activate kaiju mode while fighting Shikoutazer.
It went about as poorly as you'd expect.
>>48020338
Looking forward to it!
Rolled 3 (1d8)
>>48020571
forgot to roll
>>48020563
I did for this chain, because I was going full-vampire for everything, but previous chain I'd gone full blown witch. If I end up having to redo that jump, I'll give vampire a pass in order to witch it up, I suppose. I probably should.
>>48020562
>>48020530
You can tell the sheltered normalfag who made this shit has never felt any real suffering in their life. They probably think that they're actually making a difference producing generic cutesy crap like this.
>>48020542
Given that people have been complaining that the perk charges too much for too little, and he's explicitly responding to those comments, I seriously doubt he's going to take away much from it at all. It sounds more like he's going to buff it.
>>48020571
>>48020585
Tales of Symphonia
Need a new 3
>>48020554
I'm still trying to figure out how Ichigo turned out to be part Kryptonian.
>>48020591
>>48020596
because he is part whatever is relevant at the time?
>>48020592
It really doesn't sound that way. It seems to be making up OC powers.
>>48020542
Well, it's more interesting to me and it doesn't toss you into the stratosphere of power for zero effort. More Flavor, less "Your Power Level Increases to 9001".
Charity for example will let you give away items for a jump and get them back at the start of the next one.
>>48020588
Wait, there's a vampire option in SMT?
I keep missing it like a dunce, then.
>>48020619
Vampires are a type of demon you can choose to be, yeah.
>>48020593
Skies of Arcadia.
>>48020607
thatsthejoke.jpg
Is there any way to enhance your bodymod body outside of cp?
Is the cost of being mildly superhuman in strength and blatantly superhuman in sensory functions being so pathetic that you can't run a mile without breathing heavily, needing always to train back up to that point?
>>48020617
That doesn't sound interesting. It sounds like a power that does what you can innately already do.
Also weren't the complaints you were getting about how it was too much for too little? Giving people even less doesn't sound like a fix.
>>48020617
>Charity for example will let you give away items for a jump and get them back at the start of the next one.
But that's not even a power. That's called giving.
>>48020563
The number of builds for that jump that were tribrids were too many. You say builds biased in one direction or another happen all the time, but the circumstances are different. They're incomparable. Tribrid isn't a perk or perkline that people take because that's what they're chain is, it's an entire build basically in itself, and everyone went in that direction. There was basically no variation. It needed to be fixed. But you shit on us for that.
So how does the Power Copying ability in Heroes work? Say you grabbed someone who has super strength, super speed, and flight. Would you only be able to copy one of those?
>>48020646
>>48020660
Suppose that's fair. Currently I'm just working on it to get each of them as "Capstone Worthy, if narrowly useful".
>>48020660
>>48020646
Not everyone houserules that they have that ability by default, just like toggle or power combinations.
>>48020667
What is the point in arguing for something that's no longer happening?
>>48020617
>Charity for example will let you give away items for a jump and get them back at the start of the next one.
... I'm sorry. Wut. That's literally how it works normally.
>>48020688
You have to house rule the ability to hand a sword to someone?
>>48020688
I think they meant it as "They can ask for it back before the jump ends". Which is fair, it's rather easy to do that.
Is it possible to train your companions up to master Class from Histories Strongest Disciple?
>>48020690
Teeechnically there's no actual rule saying that's how it works. There's the CP Warranty in the old pastebin for if something is broken or stolen that you bought with CP, but I don't think that covers willing giveaways.
>>48020687
Capstones are 600 points, not 800.
You are also ignoring how the complaints you got were that it wasn't good enough, but you're going in the opposite direction to intentionally make them bad. I don't get your logic.
>>48020706
I don't see why it wouldn't be, if they put in the time and effort.
>>48020554
It was in Bloodbone fittingly enough. I took the drawback where the Old Ones pay special attention to you and one of them tried to adopt me. I didn't want to be a squid kid so I get this bright idea to brand myself with a Correspondence rune and magic myself into being a human.
Instant pain. My beast side starts to violently reject me. All of my alt forms where lock off. The Old One was got fucking pissed and had it out for me for the next 3 years. The moral is "Correspondence, not even once."
>>48020667
I wasn't aware that disagreeing with someone is the same as shitting on them. And regardless of how many people picked Tribrids, the jumpmaker explicitly stated that they were balanced with other options in the jump. Jumpmaker>Number of Builds.
That means the nerf/buff unbalanced the jump. The fact that the jumpmaker admitted to being motivated by spite instead of balance and never actually clarified what was wrong with the 1000 cp tribrids only made it worse.
>>48020714
It's 800 because of how variable it is. I mean, really, paying an extra 100 to 200 CP for a choice of upwards of 14 Capstone Perks is a Bargain.
>>48020737
That doesn't make sense. I can see paying more if they got you MULTIPLE powers, but paying more in this case is irrelevant because you're only getting one regardless. The number of choices shouldn't factor into price because you're not getting more than one, the price should reflect the value of the individual choices, not have a tax for being a choice.
>Still ignoring the innate problem with your idea vis a vis power/cost.
>>48020737
Kneesocks is Waifu Material
>>48020687
Captones are 600 cp. Capstones but x are probably worth less. Instead of outright rewriting the perk, just buff it. There'll be (slightly) less salt that way, both from the people advocating for it to be changed and the people who want it to stay.
>>48020724
There were too many of them, which meant it was clearly unbalanced in their favor. Even after clarifying that it was balanced, that didn't fix the problem of everyone going tribrid, so it had to be nerfed so that the jump could be made balanced. It's really not that hard to see.
>>48020630
queued
>>48020766
Justice you have great taste but she is already taken sadly.
>>48020799
Oh really? By who?
>>48020783
So balance isn't based off of powers/abilities being equally useful for the same cost, but by which options are more powerful?
>>48020783
>>48020816
*options are more popular.
Rolled 5 (1d8)
>>48020571
67 Tales of Symphonia
Sybak
Age 20
Dwarf -50
Craftsman
Sense Mana -100, Perfect is the enemy of Good Enough, That Undefinable Thing -150, Throne of the Soul -300, Lifeless Being -600,
Iconic Outfit, Questionably Practical Weapon,
House of Damnation +100, Wide Eyed Fool +100,
Set the age of my Tome Dragon Form to 1300 years old. Proceed to wander doing quests and having adventures.
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1 Dragon Warrior Monsters
2 Star Trek
3 Skies of Arcadia
4 Supreme Commander
5 Raildex Magic
6 Axe Cop
7 Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
8 Girl Genius
>>48020781
As it was before it was either A. Useless because you could get it without it. Or B. Too overpowered since it put you so far on the right of the bell curve that you're in the area where it's effectively a flat line with the occasional bumps known as "God Like Beings".
>>48020766
Kneesocks is Best Demon.
>>48020812
Alas, by her own Sister.
>>48020812
Her sister, they is into incest anon.
>>48020812
Who do you think?
>>48020837
Index here I come, I need a new 5.
>>48020680
The guy the power is based on is Peter Petrelli,who got this power from a serum of some kindafter his father stole his original more OP ability.
When given the chance to copy another power-copier, he displayed some of that original power-copier's stolen abilities.
And whenPeter's fatherstole -his- original power, he displayed the ability to manifest all ofhis son'sborrowed powers.
So… maybe? Most likely probably. It's only shown to work on powered humans, however, so YMMV.
That said, not sure if the jump is actually kosher. I think there was some hubbub over who the jumpmaker was?
>>48020816
>>48020828
What I'm hearing is "Wild Card was right in trying to nerf Chrono Trigger's Genius origin."
>>48020839
>>48020842
>>48020844
Then just take both, jeez. What a non-issue.
>>48020844
>>48020842
>>48020839
Wait seriously?
Nevermind then
>>48020828
No, the option being popular is merely a symptom of it being more powerful than it should be even if it's supposedly equally powerful.
>>48020845
Been to Magicka yet?
>>48020845
1984
>>48020856
They come as a pair when bought as companions.
>>48020845
Kamen Rider, Neo Heisei
>>48020856
Just take them both you fucking slut
>>48020867
queued
>>48020839
I don't remember anyone calling it overpowered, though.
>>48020856
There's literally nothing wrong with incest.
>>48020874
saved
>>48020882
saved
Does anyone have the pdf for Panty and Stocking? It's not in the new uploads folder and I forgot to save it last time.
>>48020890
>>48020884
>>48020881
Contrary to popular belief
Incest is not in-fact Wincest
>>48020856
They come as a package deal anyway, why does it matter if they're on each other? Sharing is Caring after all.
>>48020884
Being a slut is Digger's thing. Justiceanon is a gentleman who makes sure he's married before intercourse.
>>48020890
Anon, the noble families of pre-1914 Europe would like a word with you.
>>48020905
True love conquers ALL barriers, Justice.
>>48020905
Yes it is
>>48020929
>>48020921
Tell that to Cersei.
>>48020890
tell that to the increasingly stupid purebloods of harry potter.
>>48020905
bigot
love transcends all
>>48020905
Seconded as someone with siblings.
>>48020921
There are some barriers that should be left unconquered.
>>48020926
Thanks.
>>48020905
What is wrong with your taste.
How can any man have taste this bad.
>>48019849
I ran one in GI Joe! I opened a little cafe and bakery in Paris, because we were getting kinda nostalgic for speaking French regularly since Wakfu was kinda one of our favourite places.
It was very nice, we had a couple months just making good little cakes and teas and fancy coffee with a changing daily menu for small meals. We bought out the floors above the shop as well so it was a nice apartment/workplace for all of us and more space than the haven bag allows for us all piled in it.
Then someone had to have a car chase involving mech suits charge right in front of my store and by the various gods I was not going to stand for that kind of interruption to my business. So I ended up grabbing Chardent and hopped on my motorcycle and gave chase, getting close enough to slash the tires of the van out.
Turned out they were trying to reduce the Eiffel Tower to nanite paste so good deed done. It also then got the Joes to take an interest in us which was incredibly annoying - you have no idea how bad it is for business when they start drilling an outpost into the catacombs below your cafe and then Cobra assaulting it every once and awhile. Had to replace the glass on a regular basis. Good thing the Joes bought a lot of coffee and cakes at least.
>>48020905
>>48020921
>>48020937
There's "I seriously love my sibling and want to be with them and nobody else." and "I am going to cheat on my husband with my brother because I'm a huge hateful slut."
>>48020949
Because I have siblings.
>>48020783
So you're saying that if people like something it needs to be nerfed? I don't really understand what your argument is other than that you don't like people liking something? There are other options you can take in the jump that would make you at least as strong as a tribrid so I think most people went with it because the descriptions for the 1000cp races were awesome rather than an issue of power
>>48020900
We're bad about uploads lately
>>48020956
Is she cute?
>>48020844
I'm surprised she has toes.
>>48020964
It's in the uploads folder now.
>>48020956
Me too, and I wouldn't sleep with mine, but that doesn't mean I don't find the idea of two people loving each other no matter what to be romantic and cute.
>>48020974
It's the design. The shoes make it look like she has hooves.
>>48020905
Incest is Not Wincest between you and your own siblings, but who doesn't love twins?
>>48020839
No one in the thread said it was overpowered. And even if someone did, there were certainly more people complaining that it was too weak, especially considering how much time it takes to achieve the power with the perk. It would probably work as it is now if there was an immediate benefit to it besides a faster growth rate.
>>48020972
None of them are cute no.
My brother is harrier than an orangutan, a drug addict, and a thief.
My sister on his side is an actual crack whore
And my other sister is a massive bitch, who I honestly loath some days.
>>48020987
Fair enough
>>48020890
>responses
obvious bait was apparently not obvious...
>>48021018
>He's on 4chan
>He seriously thought people wouldn't have this fetish here
>>48021006
Her fucking blush is adorable.
>>48021018
Anon, it's 4chan.
There are people who have incest as a fetish all over this website.
>>48021018
It's not bait though if it's the truth.
>>48021018
I don't know what you were expecting.
>>48021007
If you've seen some of the shit that Angels in PSG can do physically, such as doing a superhero landing on an incoming train's face moving faster than sound, you'd understand how scaling that up is a scary thought.
>TFW, don't have enough PSG related pics to use.
>>48021018
Hello, welcome to 4chan since you are new you might want to take a look around before you jump into a community that gives absolutely no fucks about common decency.
Common decency is for communists after all.
>>48021018
Says you! The only thing really wrong with incest is that children from it tend to not work out too well. Outside of that? No downsides outside of silly social conventions nobody really cares about anyways.
When did the dixies invade the thread?
Are they're any good perks for smoothing over financial/economic problems? As in "I'm a jumper so throwing around several million dollars isn't a problem, but now the IRS wants to have a word." or "I bought a small country but now the neighboring economies are imploding from the injection of cash."
Rolled 3 (1d8)
>>48020837
68 Raildex Magic
Drop In
Liberal Arts City
Evocation -50, Index -300, Ritualist -100, Sorcerer -100, Channelling -100,
Media Collection, Rune Card Packs -50, Symbolic Weapon(Sword)-50, Symbolic Weapon(Double Bladed Staff)-50, Symbolic Weapon(Whip)-50, Symbolic Weapon(Bow)-50, Symbolic Weapon(Hammer)-50, Symbolic Weapon(Deck of Cards)-50,
Shadowclones reading every book ever. Read my library, read the vatican library, read libraries I can't physically access. Read all the books.
Continue
1 Dragon Warrior Monsters
2 Star Trek
3 Skies of Arcadia
4 Supreme Commander
5 Magicka
6 Axe Cop
7 Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
8 Girl Genius
>>48021173
The what now?
What are the best simple(ish) combo's that you have in your chain?
>>48021122
>The only thing really wrong with incest is that children from it tend to not work out too well
And that's only if you inbreed for consecutive generations, unless your parents and grandparents also married their siblings the risk of deformities or anything like that are practically nonexistent.
>>48021188
If you have enough gun, you stop needing cash.
>>48021173
Since 4chan was founded. It was only a matter of time.
Indeed, we should have acted sooner. But now? Now they are already here.If only the Elder Scrolls had told of their return.
>>48021194
He means people from the southeastern United States of America. It's a common stereotype, mostly because it happens enough in the rural areas that the rest of them get lumped in with it.
>>48021193
Skies of Arcadia, 1984 queued, Kamen Rider Neo Heisei Part 1 queue queued
>>48021028
Which is why I thought it was obvious bait: Divisive Topic + Somebody's Fetish...
>>48021195
LoSS Dragon Form + Narnian Time + Shapeshifter perk from Gunnerkrigg court
now I'm as tall as 10 mountain ranges
>>48021203
I grew up in the rural South and nobody here married a relative.
>>48021173
I'm offended that you think all Southerners have an incest fetish.
It's not all banjos and moonshine down here, anon.
Most of us have standards.
>>48021211
Doesn't seem that divisive to me.
imo it's pretty much common knowledge that incest is fine.
>>48021188
Ghost from Deus Ex Human Revolution prevents bureaucracies from flagging your actions.
Diplomatic Immunity from West Wing encourages scandals and mishaps to avoid you, so long as you're not looking for trouble.
>>48021239
Yeah, don't forget fiddles.
>>48021211
Not really decisive, some people just have shittaste.
>>48021188
Enlightened Self-Interest, from Worm. Makes it so that everything you do that isn't intentionally harmful to society instead benefits society. It's awesome.
>>48021237
Hence the "the rest of them get lumped in with it" part.
It's legitimately unfortunate that it'd be assumed of you by a number of people automatically, but that's how stereotypes form.
>>48021188
Kindred of Keynes from Spice and Wolf.
>>48019849
The Ahnenerbe Cafe, from Carnival Phantasm. I own the deed.
It's a nice place to hang out.
Very calming, actually.
>>48020766
Probably, by most jumper standards. Panty & Stocking are more my style, though. I'm almost proud to call them sisters.
They don't really need any upkeep, so I can do my own thing, and they usually don't wreck the setting, but they're still loud enough so it's not boring. Plus they make token gestures to keep the peace, if it's bothering them too much.
They don't even really care if they miss a few jumps from turnover, although they give me plenty of shit about it just the same.
Actually they tend to give me a lot of shit anyway.
And Stocking is always stealing my food stores.
And Panty's a freaking trainwreck who leaves wreckage trails behind her. What a slob.
Plus GB's always going on about something. And Chuck keeps attaching himself to my leg.
Plus I can't get any work done when they're in the house, and it's even hard to sleep!
OH MY GOD, these are the worst sisters.
Why the fuck did I bring them along, anyway?!
>>48021309
>I'm almost proud to call them sisters
>OH MY GOD, these are the worst sisters.
>Why the fuck did I bring them along, anyway?!
Yeah, that's siblings
I hesitate to ask this because I really don't want to start another round of screeching "How do I kill Fiamma of the Right" but. . .
How strong do I realistically need to be in order to survive taking Imagine Breaker in Railgun? Yes I know the Keystone drawback is scary but even with it there is no real reason to fight any of the uber BS level monsters there right?
>>48021188
Fate - Relationship Flag
Dodgeball - She's not a Lesbian
Fire Emblem Awakening - Support
Charisma jumpers get fucked.
>>48021359
You'd be better off just fighting them without Imagine Breaker. Seriously. It makes you worse off to have it than not to have it.
>>48021195
All those free Soundtrack perks that let you decide who and how gets to hear them? Turn them on. Turn them ALL on.
>>48021372
Did you mean to respond to that post? Because none of those perks have anything to do with economics.
There was some talk about how weird the Celestial Bodies are in Nasuverse last thread and how people don't know how planets really form or what they're really made of, beyond Grain, so they can't be sure if they'd be able to make more of them or take advantage of their abilities themselves; I have the answer for you.
Planets are made of Grain and Mystery. No, I'm not joking. So, that means that all of the planets Mysteries are, while still derived directly from the Root, technically a part of the planet's Mystery, which is why they're in decline alongside the Gaia and why magecraft is in decline from all sides.
So, you need to be able to 'force' a real, new Mystery to happen. A lot of Mystery. Then you need Grain. A lot of Grain. Do as much, and you can basically do all the bullshit you see TYPEs and their respective planets accomplish.
Jump 75: Harry Potter
>Ten of Cups (Fulfillment and joy in life and love. Feeling peace, tranquility, and contentment in friends and family. Taking delight in one's good fortune.)
>Age: 11
>Location: Hogwarts, Gryffindor house
"Better be--!" "No." "No?" "No. Gryffindor, please. Slytherin would go badly." "I was about to say 'Hufflepuff', actually." "Surprising. And you lie poorly. No, I'll not be in such a holier-than-thou house. Someone needs to have the cajones to stand up for what is right, no matter who disagrees." "...Very well. Good luck in Gryffindor! You'll need it."
>Identity: Half-Blood (-100), Middle-Class
>Drawbacks: Prophecy (+100), Oblivious (+200), Prisoner of Azkaban (+300)
Harry who? Oh, I think I read about him in the Prophet...
>Brave at Heart (Free, Gryffindor)
As I said, someone needs to have the stones to do what must be done.
>Occlumency (Free, Half-Blood)
Why yes, I DO think that protecting my mind is important. And if memory serves, there are apocryphal statements that it lets you sort your thoughts easier as well.
>Legilimency (1300)
"Whom did you expect to see looking back, Professor, when you decided to gaze into my mind? Shall we forget that this happened and go our separate ways?"
>Natural Potioneer (1000)
The thing about potions... it's not about ingredients from a scientific perspective. It's mystical. It depends on what the ingredients ARE, what their purpose is. It depends on numerology, on astrology, on mythology. It all makes sense in the appropriate context.
>Potion Reagents (850)
Fortunately, I don't have to go hunting for any but the rarest ingredients, as long as I don't go crazy on making them.
>Wand of Elder (600, Half-Blood)
And this gets incorporated into the gauntlet. Of course, for most of my stay, I expect it to
>Horcrux (0)
Into the Ring of Elru YOU go, little soul-shard. Don't worry, I still have my nose. The beauty of taking Soul Source ... I can regrow that bit of soul.
>>48021465
Forgot the complimentary mail owl. This is actually being assigned to my raven familiar, who will be the outcast of the mail room and annoy the owls in turn by screeching "NEVERMORE!" at them when they get mouthy.
I feel kind of bad writing a pair of adults into the story who aren't well off, but such are the realities of life. Fortunately we aren't as badly off as I initially expected, but my father is a squib, and my mother a witch. A potioneer and part-time mediwitch, in fact, and so it is little surprise I inherited talents from her. My father ... well. A squib, disowned by a darker family, who took my mother's name when they married. She was herself a half-blood - between the two of them, the family did well. She supported the family in the magical world, while he worked in the mundane... and did you know that there is a much greater variety of foods that one can obtain there? Purebloods wouldn't know what to do if they tasted the vaunted eleven herbs and spices of the Colonel.
And yes, I'm going to find the chance to deliver that line to Arthur Weasley with a straight face.
Regardless, the letter was no surprise. McGonagall turned her nose up a bit at my father, again no surprise given his family history, as old prejudices die hard. At least, I would like to think it was because of his family rather than his inability to wave a wand. After she left... that's when I woke up. Knew everything with the chain. My parents were amused, and then even my mother was frightened when I calmly stated that I had more magic in my finger than most wizards would attain in their lifetime. But still, it may have been hyperbole. I told them both who I was. That I was on a journey, but it would be a long time until I moved on - that I intended to leave the world a much better place than it was when I entered it. I warded our home to ensure it would remain safe, and then... Hogwarts.
>>48021475
Turns out that some kid in glasses with a huge trunk and a white owl ended up in the same compartment as me. I introduced himself, remarked that it was nice to hopefully get a friend so quick on the way to Hogwarts, compared birds (told him that mine was a familiar, it was complicated and I'd explain later) and hilariously the two birds started talking to each other and THEY bonded. So at least Hedwig made a friend too.
Of course, I had no idea what was going to happen or how much befriending that kid (and the redhead, and the bossy girl that came to the compartment and helping her find that toad) would change things. Poor Malfoy couldn't decide which of us he hated more, myself or Harry - the quarter-blood or the scarhead. Harry, Ron and I bonded over Malfoy's apparent idiocy. (And later, Harry and I over the fact that the hat was going to put us BOTH in Slytherin. We agreed that we'd both have been expelled in a week thanks to that idiot.)
So! First year. I tried to turn a blind eye to Voldemort, I really did, but... my nature is such that it's hard for me to do so. I chose to have mercy on him, though. He went after the unicorns. My method of moving doesn't involve apparition, so I could get out to the forest, wear a non-human face and a cloak to speak with him, save the unicorn and warn him that yes there is an afterlife, yes his mother loved him, and if he changed his ways he could meet her again one day. (This did not have the intended effect, but unicorn casualties: zero.)
I wanted to give him a chance to make amends, so I used magic to heal the two of them. I did not undo their binding, but I made sure they'd survive the year so that Riddle could find another host or choose to pass peacefully if he chose to fix his fractured soul. The problem with making Voldemort believe in the afterlife is that he already believed there was nothing worse than death. Implying that punishment awaits if he does not change... it was perhaps not the wise thing.
>>48021465
>Gryffindor
ew
>>48021465
>Not just taking The Elder Wand before you leave.
I tricked Dumbles into a Contest, where I beat him, so I could take it.
>>48021465
Soul Source?
>>48021492
Ominous description is ominous.
>>48021461
The fuck does grain have to do with Nasu?
>>48021492
And so at the end of the year there was a reckoning. I had no part in it, I barely even spoke with Dumbledore during the denouement before we went home. Though I did ensure that Harry was safe and sound and woke up the next morning rather than days later. Also from what I hear there was something about a dragon but I barely saw it as I was busy running interference so Malfoy would keep his nose out of that silliness. On a related note: rock cakes are meant to be dipped in the tea, you idiots, of COURSE biting into them as they are will be hard, they're ROCK CAKES.
Which reminds me. There was a thing about Halloween, where Ron opened his mouth and said something stupid. I glared at him, asked him how he'd have felt if Malfoy said that about his sister, and then tracked down Hermoine. And went in to talk to her in the girl's room.
>Yes, Hermoine, I know this is the girl's room (that no one ever goes into). Yes, Hermoine, I know I'm not a girl. I'm willing to risk being taken to the headmaster's office by a prefect if it means you're not in here alone, because Ron is a stupid kid, but we're eleven and we're all stupid kids. He'll learn to not be stupid, in time, like the rest of us. Or at least how I hope the rest of us will learn. If you want to stay in here all night... I'll just have to stay in here with you and keep you company. But you know what? It's a beautiful day, just a little chilly, but I know a warming charm. If we're going to skip classes, and yes I did say we because I'm not leaving you alone, why don't we head outside?
I think sitting her down and just talking to her, giving her a chance to vent, did WONDERS for that poor kid. Of course we got waylaid by the troll on the way back in and chased back into the stupid bathroom, Harry and Ron played hero, and everyone left a bit wiser for the experience.
I visited her over the summer a few times. It was nice. Her parents are really dentists, but they're divorced. We talked about that too.
