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Welcome to the flake thread!

Previously:
The flake ball, and everyone is pretty. An interesting theory on why the Eldrazi are needed. A new flake or two. Color pie arguments. Again, I want my fucking flake ball party. Multiverse discussion. A new snowplane. Gideon was conquered by a puddle.

Previous thread: >>47581543

Writefagging last time:

Beep is introduced: >>47613792


REMINDER:

If you want ANYTHING to go in the repo, just summon me. Otherwise I will only put writefagging and sheets in the repo.

Also, I added the blank template to the ALL FLAKESHEETS folder.

To summon me simply say
>OP OP, I SUMMON THEE. PLACE THIS FILE IN THE REPOSITORY.
And I will come.
>Current Repository

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0Bwl7IuoVRkFxUDZRVGVfQ1BDbm8
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Belloski organizes the ball so the flakes will drink and party and miss the Belloski luxury hotel check out time of 6am.
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This is your threadly reminder not to reply to trolls.

That includes this post.
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TO ALL

THE REPO HAS BEEN UPDATED

MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS IN ITS PROPER PLACE
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>>47616893
my flake isn't in the right place, op
you have it with the other flakes when it should be in the trash
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>>47616921
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Hey. Since I keep putting this off, you guys wanna make my life a million times easier and reply with a pic and 30-40 word description of your blank flakes on this sheet? Thanks a ton.

The sheet is divided into parts because the files are too large, btw.
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>>47617189
Part 2
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>>47617251
Last part
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>>47617189
Goodness gracious, we're on multi-sheets now?

Winifred, from Unknown
Human Wizard

Shunned by her peers, she learned witchcraft in order to get back at them, only to have her spark ignite when later burned at the stake. Now she wanders, living on her whims and occasionally stealing the youth of others.
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>>47617189
>>47617251
>>47617270
Just give up, you've got the repository, don't waste your time on that shit. It's redundant.
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>>47617815
The problem is that the flakes that aren't on the sheet posted at the top of the thread tend to be forgotten or ignored. It'd be easy to say "just look at the repository," but this creates a quick reference that also fights against the fact that a lot of people are lazy.
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>>47617837
Then stop using the sheet entirely. Come up with an alternative thing instead, even if it's literally just a picture of a snowflake. The snowstorm's redundant.
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>>47617251

>Mirabelle, from parts unknown
>A mysterious lady of manners, she claims she learned rule magic at finishing school and now travels teaching etiquette and selling dresses in her war against rudeness and ugly clothes. Collects cute things for her bottled demiplane on the side.

She should probably have the unglued symbol, if that's not gonna fuck formatting up. I made her as a joke flake when things were getting a little rude around here.
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Daily reminder to pour one out for the first snow anon who we drove away. May their free time be filled with hard drinks and softcore porn
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>>47617887
>The snowstorm itself is redundant

Uhhh..?
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>>47617887
What would you suggest?
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>>47617815
>>47617887
>Redundant
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>>47617189
>>47617251
>>47617270
Time to make a new joke flake sheet.
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>>47619644
please and thank you
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>>47617189
I'll get on it when I get up, for now I need more sleep. Many apologies but Overwatch has been destroying my free time lately, I got it on Thursday and I believe I'm up to 20 hours on Mercy. Healslutting ain't easy but I'll try and stop being so lazy soon, maybe, healing is pretty fun though....

>>47619644
The first one was pretty great.
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Fuck, I hardly recognize most of the new flakes.
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>>47620901
Exactly. Because they appeared in threads, then mostly vanished into the repository never to be heard from again. This is that point I was making earlier about how people don't check.
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>>47620965
and I may have willed myself to forget them.
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>>47621189
I mean... As far as flakes go, not all of them were too bad.
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>>47617189
The Cathar, From Innistrad
Human Soldier

Spending the year since his ignition going through one hell after another, The Cathar has returned home only to find a continuation of his nightmare existence.
>>47617251
Starke, from Mercadia
Human Knight
A former criminal, she ignited when she found her friend assassinated as a result of her actions. She has taken a vow to hunt corruption and injustice across the multiverse.
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>>47621281
Going through them, I have updated the classes of at least two of them since they used a title instead of a job.
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>>47616815
I'm not des-chan. Both of those posts were my own. --_--;
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>>47621553
>using emoticons
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>>47617270
Thank goodness Beep isnt there. Messenger is already dirtying up the sheet. Fuck that anon.
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>>47617189
Once human but elevated to angelhood for an act she no longer remembers, Serena's latent spark finally ignited due to the pain of Avacyn's death. She wants nothing more than to see her goddess restored or at least have her memory respected..
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>>47622622
what is this, an angel for ants?
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>>47622799
idk man, I was on my phone.
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>A new snowplane

I'll just repost that for further criticism, see if anyone can point out any flaws that others didn't mention.
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Is an elf an elf no matter what plane they visit?
Right like how Nissa ended up on Llorwyn/Shadowmoor and was recognized as an elf, even though the native elves look more like fawns or satyrs.
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>>47623392
Isn't blue the color of change?
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>>47623392
>TARGET AQUIRED
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>>47617189
> Sephren
This Druid lives a carefree life with no responsibilities or worries. And being able to summon a single avatar of the amalgamation of all mana of a plane that he calls Cromat, only to go on adventurous journeys with and experience everything that each new planes has to offer him.
> Lord Æon
A living, breathing time paradox himself, this temporal mage has dedicated himself to the eradication of all other temporal mages to stop alterations to the timeline any further.
> Íreth
Once a self-centered and spoiled princess, this Elf's life was forever changed when her personality was manipulated by a mind mage. Now travels the multiverse for new experiences and to explore the different planes out there.
> Miyja
After her spark ignited from a dire encounter with a giant wurm, this barbarian berserker lives only to take on new challenges and stare danger in the eye unyieldingly. She now travels from plane to plane looking for any enemy that could pose a threat to her and claim victory over it.
> Zulkaz
Being the experiment of the Simic Combine, Zulkaz was genetically altered to be capable of producing any type of mana from his body. And once his spark ignited from his final experiment test upon him, he was now able to live in freedom and start a new life to make a name for himself across the multiverse.
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>>47624543
All colors are the colors of change, even green which promotes 'change as it is meant to occur,' such as evolution.

Black is specifically the color of ambition, self-determinism and self-interest and this is a world without black. In a world where people have no desire for personal gain and where everyone is willing to settle for just surviving rather than thriving, advancement is unlikely to take place.

That was my logic at least.
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>>47621786
Yeah, maybe I should stop using them since she does use them a lot as well. Oh well.
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>>47624106
Yes. Lorwyn elves are really just elves with horns and hooves. So, they would still see her as an elf, just more likely a deformed one.
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>>47624747
Nissa was actually viewed as beautiful, if odd. At the very least, Dwynen had a great interest in mashing their girly bits together.
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>>47617251
Who is the horned chick on the bottom row and the sentient cage?
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>>47623392
>nuke it from orbit.
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>>47624776
Deformities doesn't have to be ugly. Think of a human was born with elf ears. A lot of people would find that very attractive.
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>>47624831
Here's the other.
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>>47624902
He seems rude, angels are for hugs not kindling.
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>>47624902
Oh wow I wasn't far off when I called them a sentient cage; I just thought it'd be war-magic or something.
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>>47624845
I'm happy that it got such a strong reaction. I knew the whole 'beastmen eating each other and wallowing in their own shit' shtick would turn some people off.
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>>47624975
Boros are self centered tyrants, the worst of the worst, angels included.
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>>47624975
Didn't you want to hug a girly flake that kills Angels and takes their wings?
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>>47625175
I know, but Innistrad angels are nice, it's not their fault some bitch had a argument with a dumb vampire a thousand years ago. I mean if he's just protecting people from them and killing them in the process that's sad but fine but if he's seeking out angels to kill in addition to that he's just killing benevolent beings for no reason.

>>47625243
I don't recall her ever killing any angels but she seemed sad and angry so I thought maybe hugs would cheer her up and help her not be a psychopath. In any case I wasn't being serious.

For what it's worth Serena would try to hug Sudev if she thought it might change his mind, might get a bit burned in the process though.
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>>47625298
>for no reason
Actually, he's killing them specifically to further his own lifespan.
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>>47625367
Does that really make it better? From what I read he can do that to anything so he could kill demons, devils, cultists, Arlinn Kord or anything else for the same result.
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>>47625470
Yes, but angels made him with a short life span and with the expectation that he would be okay with it.
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>>47625470
Considering he was specifically created by angels according to the lore he's going with, it could be that burning angels sort of 'reverse ages' him, so he doesn't need to resort to consuming other creatures instead.

Would you rather prolong your life but become more and more decrepit and foul with every day, or would you rather roll your age back by a few years instead?
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>>47625516
That doesn't make it right though, I'm not say I don't understand his motivations, just that they make him a dick.
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>>47625609
He might be acting out of self-interest but at least it isn't mindless 4noraisin madness.
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>>47625630
He also couldn't have a spark since I don't think fire elementalsare born on Ravnica
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>>47625863
That's right. I'm not the guy's creator though so I can't argue about that.
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>>47625863
Well, he didn't have to be born with one. He could have had it given to him. But, who knows, I'm not the flake's creator.
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>>47625863
Well, even though I'm not sure about any flame-kin on Ravnica, but flame-kin are stated to be amongst the few elementals that meet the criteria for a spark. Though, since this guy was created and not born, the point may be moot anyway.
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>>47624684
> everyone is willing to settle for just surviving rather than thriving

Bant had neither black nor red mana, yet it wasn't anything like that. Just because a person is less selfish doesn't mean they're going to just forget about improving anything. They're just going to focus more on the wider society (white) or advancement for the sake of intellectual curiosity (blue) than themselves.

Or if you look at Ravnica, both the Simic and the Izzet are all about improving things, but neither of them have black as one of their colors.
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>>47626736
Ambition and ego still exist in all of those worlds and organizations. Bant still had bandits and self-interested merchants and other sorts of things and the guildleaders of Ravnica during the original block, in both of those guilds, were thoroughly egotistical and overly ambitious.

This is a world that specifically has creatures dedicated to hunting down creatures possessing black's personality traits. It's designed from the ground up to not only lack black mana but to keep any black traits from flourishing at all.

Cities have been developed, there is technology and there has been some advancement but it is all very slow and stagnant, refusing to push past a certain point. The plane's emphasis is on green and white, while blue and red are weakened due to the lack of black. Without ambition, the desire to excel for perfection's sake isn't as strong. Without self-determinism, the importance of freedom and independence is lesser.

Bant might have lacked black mana but there's more than one way of representing a world without black mana.
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>>47627134
>Blue and red are weakened due to the lack of black
That's not how allied colors work. Each color can still behave independently regardless of whether other colors that happen to have overlap are present. The fact that the more dominant colors of the location are Green and White has a stronger amount of influence over whether or not Blue is working its inherent desire for progress (for the sake of knowledge and progress, rather than anything selfish) than the fact that Black is being suppressed. Additionally, since you have a plane with White as the other dominant color, Blue still has an ally color in White, which it shares with the Green power lead and giving it its own place. So we have Blue acting as knowledge for the sake of knowledge and Blue that is likely to act with White to have steady progress and a concern for order; it's all still there, it's just not selfish, amoral, nor secretive in nature.
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>>47627520
But there won't be much emphasis on the traits that blue and red share with black, if there's any emphasis on them at all. Blue and red will be focusing on the traits that they share with white and green respectively.
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Hm is it true that Blue/Green would be terrible colors for an artificer?
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>>47627753
Not TERRIBLE but green doesn't like artifacts at all so it would be a little strange.
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>>47627753
Any combination with green would be a bad color for an artificer.

The artifact colors are something like U > W = R > B > G.
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>>47627779
Well I am thinking of having them dip into Red or White, but primarily they are a Blue/Green earth scientist... A lot of the artifacts they would collect and use would be more "natural".
Like Mana Prism or Black Lotus.
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>>47627727
When you slash Black from the color pie, you lose the following things:
>Parasitism
Selfishness at the expense of others.
>Amorality
Selfishness above all else.

With the sub-themes being
>Selfishness
>Omnipotence
>Paranoia

Without Black, plenty is still going on. You can still be yourself like Red wants you to; there can still be Impulse and Chaos. You can still make progress and seek knowledge like Blue wants you to; there can still be Logic and Technology. Those things aren't staggered at all. They just can no longer be afforded towards taking and destroying for selfish reasons.

Green/White as a dominant color focus of the location means that a lot of people care about some form of community. However, there is still plenty of space for the other colors to behave in their natural, mono-colored fashions, as they do on pretty much any other plane. You haven't weakened them, you've only changed the viable team-ups and the resulting implications by eliminating how they interact with Black.
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>>47626033
It could, but people would expect that to be covered in the bio
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>>47628252
As Des-anon has proven, the bio is for more interesting information, not for boring stuff like how a character got its spark.
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>>47627779 >>47627826
Well then I am curious; what colors do you think would make for a good artificer, going around studying rocks, testing out the weird magics they do and so on?
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>>47628332
>rock
Red is the color of earth, stone, rock and general geomancy.
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>>47628321
I wish this meme would die
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>>47628332
>What is a Lithomancer
Have you seen Nahiri? Before she went crazy, that is.
In her case, the colors aren't relevant, because she's related to stone as a result of her peoples' tradition of stoneforging.

Red is the color best associated with physical rock and earth, being the color that has earth-based elementals and hurls rocks and cracks the ground as spells. Red is a color that strongly likes to destroy artifacts because they are a form of order and logic against its own impulses and chaos; however Red has an interesting take on artifacts by taking artifacts and building new things as a form of self-expression from scrapped artifacts.
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>>47628321
Not funny.
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>>47628387
>>47628441
But why write about boring things when you can write about fun things?
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>>47628430
Hm... Guess I am being horribly unoriginal.
Back to the drawing board.
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Which colors would your snowflake be on this color pie?
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>>47628705

>Sonia: Mono-Pink
>Zenri: Purple/Orange
>Dyna: Yellow/Orange
>Astera: Purple/Pink
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>>47628705
Pink, obviously.
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>>47628705
Is that supposed to be a flip of the actual color pie? I feel like whatever's happening here, it wasn't thought all the way through.
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>>47628367
Would White also be an Earth-magic type color?
Aside from the kor on Zendikar, white has sand magic as well. At least it does on Tarkir.
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>>47629022
White's connection with sand is weird and appears sparingly. It honestly doesn't make a lot of sense.
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>>47629022
White's earth magic seems to depend on the plane rather than being a strict thing. Red's got earthquakes, tremors, rumbling elementals and other such things on almost every plane.
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>>47629106
Well the most important thing is that it adds a little bit of diversity. Without it White mages are stuck to what.... blinding light type attacks?

That and a big part of White philosophy is strength through unity. Sand is small but can be pretty strong when added together.
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>>47629348
Yeah, White has the thing on divine power/smiting/light for offensive stuff. But then again, White isn't particularly an offensive color, and is good at healing and protection instead.
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This actually raises an interesting question; which color has the most diversity when it comes to things like wizards, clerics and other spellslingers?
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>>47629768

I think White and Black can do the most things, with the weakness that White can't dig for answers very well and likes rule magic that lets its answers have answers, while black needs to kill itself to do a number of things and gets stumped by artifacts and enchantments.
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>>47628466
Is that why no one writes about Salem?
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>>47617189
>Part 2
Torbern, from Dominaria
Werebear Druid

A wanderer who's spark ignited during a confrontation with an ice kraken over hunting territory. Now he seeks to unravel the mysteries of Aether and how it connects to nature.
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Thanks for all of the updates, guys. I'll get to them after the gym.
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>>47617251
Second Row, Fourth in, who is this R/G Elf?
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>>47631563
One of Des/Vronak's conveyor-belt snowflakes.
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>>47631834
HM....
It is hard to say if I like or dislike this flake.
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>>47631973
I know I most certainly dislike it, but that's just me.
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Going to do the flake ball and was thinking of dedicating one or two paragraphs to each snowflake as they interact with others.
What pairings would yall like to see?
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>>47632035
That's 200-300~ paragraphs, you realize. This is novella territory.
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>>47632035
Symon and Anna
The spiders
Zix and himself
Diomedes and his spear
Inzhu and someone who makes her feel ridiculously awkward
Serena and someone, don't know who
Gaia and the Messenger but it's totally platonic
That's all I can think of without looking at the flake aheet or repo.

And maybe Iosha and Nishal have a dance as just friends?
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>>47632109
Then maybe have the ones I don't cover get pissy at the end for being left out
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>>47632018
I feel like there are some interesting concepts there that could be developed more.... But her background doesn't really sell her as R/G.
We don't even get the reason why Lorwyn is her favorite plane, just her meeting up with the Gruul...
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>>47632310
Keep in mind that the creator of that particular snowflake isn't very receptive to criticism at all.

The best thing to do is just keep your mouth shut and ignore it.
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>>47632340
Ah I see that's why the background is still so... Off.
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>>47632122
>Gaia and the Messenger

This.
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>>47617298
You know I don't mind this at all, I quite like it actually.
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>>47632571
Here's where it was first posted, if you want to see how they respond to criticism.

>http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/47194083/#47201156
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>>47632855
Yeah, I was like "We have a witch in Grandma Swamp, but we don't have a witch that's like a stereotypical witch. So here's a character like that, and I'm going to use casting enchantments the specialization, because no one in Black seems to be doing that right now."
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>>47628321
I think Des's point was that she was going to be writefagging for that story covering this event, but I don't think she's even finished her prophecy bunny story yet or I haven't seen the rest of it posted.
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>>47632961
You mean the 'epic' that will never be finished.

Writefaggotry is not an excuse for missing content if its creator cannot be relied upon to write it.
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>>47631834
That's not Des's flake.
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>>47632122
I'm still so torn on how I want to do Nishal and Iosha's relationship. On one hand, having them be sibling-level friendship is awesome. But on the other hand, I'm a huge fan of platonic-turned-romantic action duos.

what do you anons think?
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>>47633016
And I bet you never read the books.
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>>47632340
I don't have a problem with criticism at all. Unlike Des, I actually change my flake sheets when something is pointed out. And if you'd like me to flesh out the character with a more descript profile, I'd be happy to.
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>>47632122
Maybe Serena could dance with that Flame-kin and show him that angels can be nice?
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>>47632122
>Inzhu and someone who makes her feel ridiculously awkward
So, anyone?
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>>47633013
Last I heard, she finished chapter 3. Who knows how much further she's managed to finish?
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>>47633103
I don't. Sorry. Can I get a cookie anyways?
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>>47633177
Serena seems to like to get herself into trouble. Don't be surprised if she gets her wings burned to a crisp.
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>>47632035
>be Murdock
>spend all the time hidden behind the curtains of a window
>nearly have an heart attack when Diomedes crashes in the party through the same fuckin window
Life is suffering.
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>>47633177
>>47633244
I kind of want to make an semi-evil flake that could end up becoming friends with Serena, but I just made one yesterday and I don't feel like I should work on another one just yet.
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>>47633244
I've always said she's not very smart and is kind to a fault, it's not like she can't grow them back eventually, she is pretty good at healing magic. Then again he did kill a whole bunch of her sisters and ones from her flight no less so maybe she'd be passed trying to be nice with that guy.

>>47633430
Aww, that'd be great, Serena needs more friends, Nahiri killed most of hers by proxy.
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>>47633491
I was writing a thing with her but I may be just too busy to keep it up. Forgive me Serena-senpai.
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>>47633602
That's quite all right.
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>>47633100
Honestly, I'm about as torn as you are. I think the relationship could work great either way you take it. A hurdle that will have to be dealt with if it becomes amorous is the differences in their species, tho.
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>>47633491
You know what, I think I will create a baddie that can be Serena's evil guy friend. I'll just take my time with creating him.
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>>47633334
I fucking want this.
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>>47633334
>>47633200
So, Inzhu and Murdock can be anxiety-buddies?
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>>47632035
Messenger with fucking anyone.
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>>47633811
I guess? Are you voluteering to write something up? I don't think people like Murdock much really.
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>>47633723
the thing I like about MTG lore in this situation is that leonin in most art are just people with lion heads. So best-case scenario she has to deal with scraggly kisses like, all the time.
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>>47634027
I don't write shit here.
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>>47634107
Could be cute. It's up to you.

>>47634027
Nonsense. I've always thought Murdock was endearing. There's a simplicity about her character and motives that I find appealing and sincere.
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>>47634107
Barbed dick isn't best case I take it.
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>>47635406
The barbs are metal btw
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Ok, I've updated the descriptions I've been given. Keep them coming. I'll take descriptions for the next week. After that, I'll start doing the descriptions myself.
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>>47635406
>>47635816
Holy fuck, that's kinky.

Welp. She is an artificer, sooo...
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>>47635861
And I thought the sword was weird.
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>>47632035

Myrina and Astera might be nice. The story seeker and the community-minded diplomat seem like they'd get along, and given that from what we've seen Satyrs are pretty rare outside of Theros, Astera at the very least would be keen to talk to the first Satyr she's encountered while away from home.

>>47632122

>The Spiders

Now I'm imagining Mira/Spider Mom and Vanya being weaving buddies. Vanya drops in on the ravnican sewers when she's in the neighborhood to check on her and the kids, catch up on the goings-on in the undercity, and generally lament what enormous dicks genies are.
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Goodnight flake thread, please don't be dead when I wake up tomorrow.
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What is your flake's ideal Friday evening?
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>>47637823
I should at least have some of the flakeball finished by now.
No one knew the exact name of the plane they were on, just that it wasn't terribly canon and the address they were given lead to a large hall next to a larger hotel “The Grand Belloski Hotel,” Razorcock narrowed his eyes as planeswalkers walked past him and Rock, “that kike dragon's gonna screw us, isn't he?”
“......”
“Yeah, you're right, we might as well have some fun while we're in there.” With that, Razorcock shuffled through the crowd into the hall, followed by Rock rolling after him.
Inside was a grand ball room with planeswalkers from all walks of life and planes of existence mingling about when a manlet dragon came up on stage and tapped a strange artifact in his hand, sending a shrill noise through the room. “Friends, enemies, allies, everyone but Dyna,” he started.
“Fuck you, Belloski!” A yell came from outside, the giantess pushing her face against the window.
“I have invited you all here tonight for a reprieve from your tasks, your trials, and so you can bond with all of your fellow planeswalkers, except for Dyna of course.” He said as he looked across the the room at whomever was listening as some had already made moves for the food off to one side. “And to show my generosity: I have provided everyone, except Dyna, with a free night's stay in the Grand Belloski Hotel!” A giant fist punched through the window to try and grab the dragon, but he was able to move away quickly enough.
“Well this bites,” Razorcock said, taking a moment to listen to Rock. “You're right, Rock, and
you've always been there for me.” He nodded in agreement with Rock. “Tell you what, I'll get some weenies and some punch and we can kick it.” His attention was caught “Oh hey, there's bones over there!” With that, Razorcock shuffled off to the food tables while Rock rolled over to talk to their mutual friend.
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>>47637984

Quality work so far, anon!

>Everyone but dyna

The dragon has made a powerful enemy this day.
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>>47638089
>That little guy
Serena was dressed in a nicer version of her usual outfit, mulling around the weenies and punch, watching a rooster jump up onto the table before a man dressed in a ceremonial outfit for cathars. “Are you from Innistrad?” She asked him, taking some punch from the bowl after the rooster dropped off.
“Yeah, yeah,” The Cathar said as if he was practicing his talking, “you are.... Serena from the Goldnight flight, right?”
“Oh!” She was rather excited. “You know me?”
“Yeah-yeah, did you get....” he put his finger to his chin trying to be diplomatic, “get smaller?”
Serena looked down at her chest and was somewhat disappointed. “I was having back problems.”
“Understandable,” The Cathar shrugged and put a weenie, the food kind, in his mouth.

Desdemona was sitting on top of the table reading from a book, or trying to read from the book, with a little worm on her shoulder. “Go on, Des, read the book.”
“An- and Gi-gi-gi”
“It's Gideon.” the worm corrected her.
“ And Gideon, whipped?” The harpy vampire looked towards the worm for confirmation, smiling as he nodded. “And Gideon whipped his sir-”
“Not Sir, read the book Des. That's a U.”
“He whipped Sir All.”
“Not quite it, read the book, Des, read the book.”
“And Gideon whipped his sural back and forth!” Desdemona cheered as she finished reading the sentence.
“Very good, De-” The worm was quickly knocked off as the vampire harpy jumped off of the table to go find Diomedes.
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>>47638321
DIOMEDES was talking to Gaia “So, you are a plane?”
“Was, was a plane,” she nodded, “I stopped being a plane a few weeks ago.”
“What have you been doing since then?”
“This and that, this and that. What about you?”
“Well, I'm DIOMEDES, champion of IROAS, and HERO OF THEROS, THE LAND OF HEROES!” He exclaimed and was about to continue before Desdemona tackled him from behind.
“Diomedes Diomedes, I learned how to read a book!” She pulled out the book she had been reading with Bookworm. “And Gideon whipped his sural back and forth!” She pointed to the words “See? See? I can read it, Diomedes!”
“THAT'S GREAT NEW, SMOL BIRD, IF I COULD READ I WOULD BE VERY PROUD OF YOU!” He rubbed her head as congratulations. “IN FACT, I WOULD SAY THAT I'M ALREADY VERY PROUD OF YOU! I DON'T HAVE ANY GOLD, BUT REST ASSURED I WOULD GIVE YOU SOME TO BUY SOMETHING NICE IF I DID!” Desdemona chirped and ran off into the festivities, even taking flight once or twice.
“That's sweet,” Gaia said, deftly moving her hand away from DIOMEDES' unguarded drink.
“ISN'T IT?” He asked and took a sip of this drink “I, DIOMEDES, DID NOT REMEMBER MY DRINK BEING SO FIZZY BEFORE.
“Don't worry about it, baby,” Gaia took him by the arm and started leading him away, “come on, lets sit down.”
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>>47638971

Oh, dear, it keeps happening. Will Diomedes never be spared?
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>>47638971
Gaia lead him past three planeswalkers with various things on their faces and dubiously earned doctorates. “So,” the man with the mask put the straw through his mask, “I am excited to meet two fellow researchers who have their bases on Innistrad. Have either of you made any advances in our great science?”
“I HaVe TakeN the CORPse of Aaaavassisisisiiiin,” the researcher with wild white hair and an eye piece said, “sooo I cAN ressssurect her, AnD have sEX with hEr CORpse!” Both of the other researchers sniffed their drinks before continuing to talk amongst themselves.
“As the scion and the last of Whitebogs,” the third of the researchers pushed the glasses he was wearing up on his face, “I have been seeking to perfect the art of making Skaabs. I was looking at making Skaabs out of the Eldrazi, but that didn't exactly work out.....” he took some sips of his drink silently.
“I CONvincED SoooRIN TO GIVE HER TO ME!” The second man cackled in a manic fashion, rubbing his hands together as the other two began to back away from him.
“So,” the masked man tried to break the silence, “last of your line?”
“Very much so, wolves killed my parents,” Roman saw some feminine figures walking near them. “Hear that? Last of my tribe? Want to do some repopulating, ladies?”
Ginger and Katin just kept on walking, maybe traveling a little bit faster. “He does know we're both guys, right?” Ginger asked Katin, shoving 'his' hands into 'his' pockets.
“Speak for yourself, honey,” Katin's voice cycled through tenors throughout the few words they spoke.
“So what?” Ginger laughed. “Are you some kind of changeling?”
“As far as you know,” Katin became an amorphous blob of leeches and slithered away in multiple directions.
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>>47639912
Astera was going along, taking stories of the snowflakes and avoided stepping on some leeches crawling across the floor. “Hey,” She approached and elf gently petting a cat on the table. “I'm here to talk with you, mind if I ask you some questions?”
“Of course not.” The cat thought into her mind, Astera looked between the cat and elf “Oh, she's my mind slave, don't worry about it though, she doesn't mind.”
“I don't think that's how it works.” Astera paused. “Anyway, can you tell me how your spark ignited?”
“No.”
“Excuse me?” The Satyr tilted her head. “Is it embarrassing?”
“No,” The cat shook his head, “but I'm writing a story, and you can read it if you want to see how I ignited.”
“Can you just tell me?” Astera wasn't sure if he understood how it worked.
“No, I'm writing a story, and you can read it when it comes out. This interview is over.” The cats' eyes began to glow. “Elf slut, take me away!”
“But-” Astera began.
“THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!” He mind yelled once more and the elf picked the cat up in her arms before leaving Astera alone at the table.
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>>47640289
Two people who weren't alone or talking to cats and their slut elves were Anna and Symon doing a small dance on the floor, apparently his past helped him lead their dance together. “You look good tonight,” he complimented her, “I like how you did your hair.”
Anna had combed her hair out of her normal style tonight. “Thanks,” she smiled, “you look good too, very formal.” They were both were nicer outfits than normal. “Symon,” she asked resting her head on his shoulder, “what do you think of my usual get up?”
He stiffened, not like that, a little trying to determine if it was a trap. “It's decent.” he commented in an off hand manner. “maybe if you did something with the hair...”
“It's that bad?” She asked him, closing her eyes as they slowed to just swaying back and forth.
“Just keep both sides covered,” He put his hand on her head as they danced together. “But you're still beautiful, even if you weren't, that wouldn't change anything.”
Anna's face got hot and smiled as she felt his heart beating. “You're pretty handsome yourself, Symon. And a winning personality.”
“Really?” He asked with a half laugh.
“Even if you do have a strange fixation on Baloths in ruins.” She pulled him closer and the two of them kept dancing.
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>>47640310
Of course Inzhu had been to plenty of dances and balls in her time, she wasn't some kind of freak, though most of them were attended and hosted exclusively by the illusions she created, so she had decided to take Belloski's invitation. She watched the dancers as she reflected on the dying words of the people who turned out to be her parents, it was mostly curses and spits, but she felt that deep down: they would have wanted her to be more social, which is why she was here. Inzhu had to admit, she was feeling proud of herself, she had not mind controlled or created any illusions yet, but did jump when a disheveled looking female hopped out of a trash can. “w-what?” Inzhu backed up against a table, urging herself not to panic and planeswalk.
“Sorry,” Murdock mumbled with a banana in her hair, “I thought something dangerous was going to happen, so I sort of hid.”
“D-danger?” Nervousness crept into her voice, she wouldn't be in danger around her own illusions:they were safe,predictable.
“Yeah, I have this sense of when danger is close,” Murdock said, “it always feels like a suffocating cloud of doom hanging over all of us, that something outside of our control will come in, pick us all up by the scruff of our necks, and just shake us uncontrollably.” Murdock looked Inzhu straight in the eyes. “But it won't be uncontrollable, not to the force, just to us.” She looked back to the dance and tossed the banana back into the trashcan. Panicking, Inzhu planeswalked out of the ballroom immediately so as to not be consumed by the danger. Belloski approached the rogue shortly afterwords. “So where's my payment?” She asked the dragon, backing away from him.
“You did good, Murdock, better than most of the work you do.” He sneered and gave her some coin.
“Did she do something to you?”
“No,” Belloski rubbed his hands together, “but if she's not on this plane, she can't check out before check out time tomorrow.”
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What's the name of Astarte's male companion?
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>>47637984
Holy fucking kek.

Beautiful. Just beautiful.
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>>47638971
>Gaia the date rapist
Oh my...
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>meme interractions instead of legit interesting conversations

Didn't know what I should have expected from the ball. Atleast I got to be dissapointed this time.
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>>47642046
Perhaps, but parts of it are still hilarious. Cock and Rock made me kek at 5:30 am. Always a plus. And the fact that anyone even remembers the Bookworm is an impressive feat.
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Flake ball? More like clique circlejerk ball.
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>>47642046
>>47642287
Do you just live to be unsatisfied?
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>>47638321
>Serena looked down at her chest and was somewhat disappointed. “I was having back problems.”

Top Kek, well played anon.
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>>47642417
Yeah, lets support cliques more. If you call it out you are just "unsatisfied".
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>>47642812
I actually don't mind having specific groups for flakes. It makes it more believable than "these 200-odd flakes all know each other and interact with each other all the time"
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>no gaia and the messenger
You disappoint me, anon
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>>47642812
>I'm just upset my flake wasn't included
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>>47642967
It would be nice if it was like that, but its a single group of flakes and nothing outside of it. Its more like a clique of flake makers instead of a group of characters.
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>>47643100
Fuck you man. Gaia as a slut and Diomedes being an idiot memes are much funnier than that.
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>>47643120
Those flakes get brought up cause their makers are actually active. If you want more flakes or other flaked, push them forward and get them involved.
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>>47643126
Your mom is a slut, you slut.
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>>47643126
But Gaia teaching a myr how to dance is way cuter.
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>>47643120
Then get involved, niggah. What flakes would you like to see more of?
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>>47643112
Sometimes it's hard to tell why we talk about the flakes that we talk about. Is it because we genuinely think that these are the most interesting and appealing flakes? Is it simply because these are the ones that we're the most aware of, because their creators talk about them more?

I think it'd be a nice challenge for people to look at the less-spoken-about snowflakes and see which ones among them interest them, rather than focusing on the ones that get the most attention from their creators. Change the focus from a roundabout sort of nepotism to genuine interest.
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>>47643120
Listen, I was just doing what came to mind, I'll get back to it and do more tonight.
As for the meme interactions, not saying you are the same person, I'm just not finding that post, a few paragraphs isn't that much and this is an extension of the joke sheet really.
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>>47644423
ngl, when I go through the flakelist to make walker cards most of the less-talked about flakes are ignored for a reason. a lot of them either aren't that good or are entirely self-contained, and have very little development/interaction space
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>>47644745
I'd personally argue that ones like Gaia are very self-contained, to the point where the plane she made would most likely die if she even woke up. That didn't stop people from making all sorts of stories about her, even though she was probably the most static snowflake ever made.
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>>47644887
True
Which snowflakes would you like to see?
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>>47644944
Any of the 120~ snowflakes that aren't currently being fixated on and aren't mine.
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>>47644887
True. But I think she might be an exception because of Will anon. For some reason, Will anon decided that it would be an interesting motivation and storyline to have a flake whose goal was to break into her plane. If you look at Will's flake sheet, it's literally written in there. Then anon made a big push to have other flakes join him in his quest, which generated a lot of interest. This was before any writefaggings or stories had happened yet, so people jumped onto the idea real quick.

In fact, iirc the first two writefaggings were actually from Zix anon and then Gaia anon. So with Gaia I think it was just a matter of her flake struck the right cords at the right time to generate lots of interest.
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>>47644997
Well I included the doctors if that helps.
And who are yours?
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Reminder that your snowflake sucks
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>>47645032
Thank you, god. I am your humble servant.
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>>47645207
>gaia was a phyrexian agent all along.
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>>47645286
>Implying everyone isn't a Sleeper
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>>47645032
Thank you Mr. Plaguelord, sir. Thank you for keeping us on the right path.
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>>47645286
The more you know...
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>>47645307
I still have my very, very stupid theory that the Dimir Guild was originally created by Sleeper Agents. Hence the flavor text for Glimpse the Unthinkable
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>>47645286
>The real reason why she's slutting it up is to spread phyrexian STDs
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>>47645519
Phyrexian Oil Herpes is a serious problem anon.
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>>47645559
>just an oil sore, I swear.
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Name a relatively unknown flake you would like to see at the flake ball.
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>>47645453
>the truth is that they are actually really useless
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>>47646296
Answering my own question.

I want to see Albin. I always thought he was hilarious.
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>>47646296
Rakkan
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>>47646460
Does he have islandhome?
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>>47646546
if he needs I imagine he can sit in the punch bowl.
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>>47646386
Amund and Confidant.
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>>47646733
Oops, meant for>>47646296
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>>47646296
Granny Swamp and Wrotok.
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>>47640995
Abraxas.
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>>47646602
Big bowl or smol kraken?
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>>47649176
big kraken smol bowl
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writing a thing about the ball, with Gaia as the host.
It's focusing on Nishal and Iosha (go figure), but I do plan on having cameos in the background. Anyone want dibs on cameos, or have flakes they'd like to see?
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>>47649457
As always I'd love to see Serena doing something happy.
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>>47649457
The myr since everyone avoids that thing
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Dib on Ka'koram being frustruated with nobody caring about the dress he worked on
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>>47650336
I just wanna say, 'cause you don't get a lot of feedback on this guy, that I've always found Ka'koram endearing, and his little dress is growing on me. I hope it has torn frills.
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>>47650974
th-thank
and almost certainly
probably also a skidmark down the bottom of the front from just being dragged around as he slithers
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>>47649436
Blurb. Blurb.
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quick taste of how my own ball-writing is going:

Nihsal was not comfortable in formal clothing. It made him feel stuffy and contained, and Iosha had made sure that he left all of his weapons aboard the ship. Looking at her, he could see that the two of them couldn’t feel more differently towards the situation. She was positively glowing in her golden gown, smiling to everyone they passed as they made their way further into the ballroom. Everywhere there were people, and while Nishal knew that many of them had feuds they had put them aside for this. They all knew what would happen if they betrayed their host’s hospitality, and none of them wished it upon their worst enemy.
They continued through the crowd as a pair, searching for Gaia. She had performed some very powerful magics to create this place for planeswalkers to gather, and they felt it important to show their gratitude for the opportunity to surround themselves in their kind. As they were walking through the crowd Nishal began searching out faces he knew; there was Del, making wild hand motions as he conversed with a confused-looking spiderling. And over there was DIOMEDES, laughing loudly with a harpy. He smiled as he looked out at everyone. There were so many strangers around him, but there were so many friends as well.
As Nishal and Iosha drew closer to the end of the ballroom an elf approached them, smiling warmly. “Welcome, guests!” he exclaimed. “You must be Iosha and Nishal; my mother has spoken many praises of you two. Come,” he said, turning and beginning to walk away. “My mother is this way, she will like to see you made it to her gathering.” They followed behind him through the crowd, coming to stop in front of a regal woman surrounded by other planeswalkers. As soon as she seen the trio her smile grew wider – if such a thing were even possible – and opened her arms wide. “Nishal, Iosha, my friends! Welcome!” She walked quickly to them and pulled them into an embrace, laughing happily.

thoughts?
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>>47652188
Spectacular thus far. Can't wait until you're finished.
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So... I'm having a bit of trouble finding a good pic for an evil character that I'm working on. I'm looking for a pic that feels like a more medieval version of Reaper from Overwatch. Someone with a hooded cloak or hooded coat. Madk or no mask as long as the rest of the character feels fitting. Anyone mind helping?
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>>47652188
Aside from a few grammar mistakes, it is fine so far. I am curious to see where you take it.

Though I am curious, how does Gaia know them? Or is this story loosely canon?

Sorry if that's a dumb question. I'm kind of drunk.
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>>47652460
honestly I'm going on the "if they're all at a ball, they probably all know each other" train of thought
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>>47652514
It's all fine like wine

red wine, to be specific
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>>47652450
Google 'plague doctor'
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>>47652450
Also, look at an artist named Brom. He's got some epic and haunting stuff.
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>>47652567
Not bad. I'm aware of doctors wearing these masks and similar outfits, but never knew they were called plague doctors. Thanks for the tip. I'll see what I can find.
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Here's a handful
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>>47652889
Skeletor!
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>>47652917
I saw this one after you mentioned Gerald Brom's art, and I really do want to make a character with this artwork.
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>>47653145
The man is one of my favorite artists of all time. He is a literal god to me.

I actually met him once. He's a quite, thoughtful, and polite man. He reminds me of a language arts teacher I once had.
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>>47653120
Is this what it feels like to be old?
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>>47653190
Yes. Very much so. But, I'm spunky and bright eyed. So, it's okay.
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>>47653190
Nope. Just what it feels like to have good taste.
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By the way, I finished this shitty document.

Thank you, plaguelord, for ever reminding me that I am shit and all of my flakes are shit.
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>>47649457
If you could have Starke, I don't know if people don't find her interesting or not but I would like to get some attention since I am not writing her story yet.
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>>47653795
She's not bad. She reminds me of Alana the Lioness from Tamora Pierce's novels.
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>>47654006
Funny, because I got most of her concept from a rap album
>Old one, just swap out the pronouns.
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Hey, what's the name of Astarte's' companion flake? I need to reference it for the flake ball.
Otherwise I'll just refer to him as "Astarte's fuckboy."
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>>47654311
see>>47648084
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>>47654325
Oh shit, saw that earlier but I thought it was referring to someone who wanted to be at the ball.
fuck.
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>>47652450
Btw, not sure if you made the flake yet, but there's a really good pic for what you might be looking for in the character art thread.

>>47633407
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I'm too afraid that this thread will die.
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>>47656043
The Snowflake ball is back in swing
Astarte sat in her hotel room, darkened for the most part, looking out the window at the hall. “Astarte,” Abraxas brought a candle into her room, “we need to go to the ball, you know, find some people for the army.”
“What's the point?” She let her face slump against the window. “No one remembers me, I'm just a big fat failure of a goddess.”
“Astarte, you aren't a failure.”
“So I'm fat?” She asked, not tearing her eyes away from the hall and the planeswalkers who were talking outside along with the rather irate giantess.
“N- I mean, that's not what I- in in a good way?” He placed the candle down on the table and went over to comfort her. “Astarte, I fought through the underworld to get you back, we even added quite a few of our own people to the underworld. Would they want you to give up like this?”
“They probably don't even remember.” She whined “probably returned or something, that's what I should have done.” She finally looked towards Abraxas “Am I even a goddess?”
“What..”
“I don't even sparkle Abraxas, and if I was a god, how come I went to the underworld when I died?” She shook him “How much of my life was a lie?”
“I honestly don't know,” He held her to calm the goddess down, “none of this makes sense, hell, it's been sixty years since the mending. I don't know how I'm still alive. But I am, Astarte.” He was stroking her hair as he looked out the window. “I'm here, and you're here with me no matter what happened in our shared backstory.” He pulled away from the goddess (?). “Now lets go down to the ball, and maybe even dance.”
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Just looked at Mirabelle
>Conjures lace
>Doesn't have Silk Wrap as one of her spells.
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>>47656674

God damn it, that would have been perfect, too. I probably should've put that in her nine over Mob Rule.
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>>47656270
“Now dear,” Lady Mirabelle called into bathroom as two planeswalkers passed by, “you've taken long enough, we must make haste to the ball.”
“I'm not coming out like this.” A woman's voice that sounded like it was trying to be more masculine came from inside, “this outfit is”
Lady Mirabelle's umbrella cracked against the wall “Now, you know proper ladies don't swear, and what did I say about deepening your voice?”
“I'm not coming out,” the voice was higher in pitch this time, “I want my armor back.”
“Now now,” she said in an admonishing tone, “that armor wasn't suitable for attending a ball, the dress I made for you is much cuter.”
“Maybe I won't go to a ball!” The woman the voice belonged to slumped against a wall. “I should be out there fighting corruption, No Rest is right at the beginning of my oath; do you know what an oath is?”
“I know I bring cuteness and politeness to this dirty multiverse,” Mirabelle responded, “and I know you were invited, and it's RUDE to turn down an invitation.” Her voice was taking an edge to it. “Now, are you going to come to the ball with me, or will we need to take a remedial course in etiquette?”
A groan that was heavy with the sound of defeat emanated from the bathroom. Starke emerged in an dress that fit her body instead of her usual concealing tunics and gender neutral armor and her hair styled in a feminine manner, again contradicting her personality. “This feels so weird, what if someone shot an arrow at my chest? It's wide in the open.” she motioned to her body.
“At least you'd die beautiful, now come, we have your manners to test.” Lady Mirabelle took Starke by the arm and led her out of the hotel. As they were approaching the steps, Mirabelle saw a friend of hers and turned to Starke. “Now dear, go into the ball and mingle with some other people. And don't planeswalk, or I will find you. Now if you excuse me, I will be in in a moment.”
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>>47657028
“I'm so sorry, Migs,” Starke mumbled to herself as Mirabelle left her side to catch up with her friend.
“Ah, Chillbrass, it's so good to see you here.” The young lady said to the goblin who was currently leaning against the wall smoking.
“Hey Miri,” The goblin responded looking over at her briefly, “what's up?”
“I've got a new protege, she may not want it, but I'm going to make her popular.” Her eyes gleamed at the thought.
“Doesn't that make her a project if she doesn't want it?”
“Whatever the case may be, I feel we've come a long way since I took her from her wayward path.” She looked to the goblin with her bright smile. “So why aren't you joining the rest of the planeswalkers inside?”
“Fuckers don't seem to get I'm off the clock,” Chillbrass nearly spit, but remembered who he was in the company of, “they never heard of playing a role. So,” He blew out some smoke before snuffing his cigarette out on the ground, “I'm not going in until I'm ready to play the part, just going to get flack for it if I don't.”
“Well,” Lady Mirabelle paused in consideration for a moment, “would you like me to get you some punch?”
“That'd be great, thanks Miri.” He waved her off as she entered the hall.
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>>47657276
Meanwhile on the dance floor, the two spiders were sharing a very complex tango and Ivander was regaling a group of more violent planeswalkers with his own tales. “So I said to that angelic bitch. 'Hey! I never asked to be a wolfir, get down here so I can tear you limb from limb!'”\
“SO WHAT DID AVACYN DO THEN?” Kinraker asked him, sipping on some juice directly from the punch bowl.
“Oh, no, it wasn't Avacyn, just a random angel that was flying around,” Ivander swirled his own drink around and paused while considering his statement, “for what it's worth, I did rip her wings off when she did come down.”
“DID YOU BATHE IN THE GORE?”
Eris was barely paying attention as she addressed Jakrol “So, you like to hurt people?”
“Immensely,” He said in a hushed whisper, “by night's end, you will all be begging for death.”
“And I will deliver it to all mortals I meet,” responded a planeswalker in black armor,went by the name Irriad.
“So I like chaos, you like hurting people, and creepy pants likes killing people,” Eris was gesticulating to get them all on the same page, “so how about we all team up and cause some fun throughout the planes.”
“You do realize they'll just torture and murder you before torturing and murdering each other, right?” A death white woman asked while holding her juice cup like a wine glass.
“Whatever you say, Thyranno,” Eris dismissed her, “you're just mad you'll never be as popular as Gary.” She elected to take a sip from her cup instead of dropping the mic, since she didn't have a mic.
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>>47657707
Thyranno seemed offended at that part but Andromeda approached the group before she could say anything. The new arrival was shouting loudly, though it wasn't clear if it was because she was drunk or just kind shouty like that. “COULD YOU PLEASE NOT SHOUT WHILE KINRAKER LISTENS TO IVANDER'S STORY?” Kinraker shouted, though that was as close to an inside voice as he could get, at Andromeda.
“WHY, BECAUSE I'M WOMAN?” She knocked the juice bowl out of the ground, causing it to shatter and juice to go everywhere.
“KINRAKER WAS ENJOYING THAT!” The Minotaur roared before Andromeda socked him in the jaw.
“COME ON FUCCBOI, I'M RIGHT HERE!” She shouted and Kinraker charged her, throwing her against the wall.
Deka was coming over to see what was going on, but Ivander intercepted her before she got to close. “Is everything alright?”
“Yeah, Honey, everything's great.” He said in a much gentler tone than his earlier story. “You want to get some wieners, lets get some wieners.” He put his hand on her back to usher her away from the escalating fight.
“I mean, I would, but there is a kraken and merfolk taking up the other punchbowl and table.” She said, and it turns out that there were two water based walkers hydrating themselves in the punch bowls.
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>>47657707
Rude.
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>>47657851
slut angel pls
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>>47657868
Also rude, but I suppose there is evidence to support your claim.
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>>47657886
so what was rude in that post? The fact that Ivander killed an angel?
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>>47658033
Yes, that was what I was referring to, what if that angel was Serena's friend? I mean, it probably wasn't but still, killing angels is rude especially over something so silly.
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>>47658092
Cut from the story, but it was in fact the only other angel from the goldnight flight that didn't go crazy.
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>>47657736
Rakkan was laying in the punch bowl and on the entire table as the punch bowl was smol while he was swol. He was staring down Ka'koarm who was admittedly in a very nice dress. “You are hogging the fountain,” he said angrily.
“And you're hogging the punch,” the merfolk responded, “tell me Rakkan, what do you think of...chains?”
“I will use them to choke you to death.”
He raised his trident and flopped out of the fountain. “SO THIS WILL BE OUR FINAL BATTLE!” and Rakkan flopped off of the punch bowl and table.
“How about we go outside,” Ivander suggested.
“That would be nice.” Deka agreed and they both backed away from the islandhome showdown.
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>>47658119
What really? That's even worse!
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>>47658181
I mean sure
why not
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>>47658211
Anon please.
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>>47658162
LOOKS LIKE A FISH-FIGHT
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>>47658259
Ygraine had been enjoying herself at the ball, dancing with The Messenger some, but she was far too small for anyone else to pay attention to her. “Should have done this on Segovia,” she told the Myr. Her thoughts were interrupted by screaming and the fountain in the room starting to overflow as the battle between Ka'koarm and Rakkan intensified. Some Planeswalkers started trying to break it up before others attacked them because they wanted the fight to continue, and Ygraine decided it would be a good time to make herself scarce. “Come on Messenger,” she shouted, running towards the door as monsters came into being and she had to jump out of the way of falling feet. A spell rocked the entire building and Ygraine fell to the floor, only for The Messenger to pick her up and put her on its back so they could both continue their mad dash for the door.
Not many people have seen Inkwell leviathans materialize a few feet above their heads, and even fewer lived to tell about it. While Zix was involuntarily made a member of the first group, time slowed to a halt so he could fall into the second category as well. He was pretty tipsy by that point in the night so he could only hold time at that point long enough for him to stumble out of the Leviathan's way before the chaos resumed its normal course. “William, OLD MAN WHERE ARE YOU?” He yelled, he brought the demented old chronomancer to the ball only to lose him somewhere. He spotted the old man reading to a spider baby abomination “William, we gotta get out of here!”
“Nonsense, we just started reading the book.” William patted the baby on the head. “In a hole in the ground, there lived a Kithkin-”
“We don't have time for this!” Zix shouted and yanked William away, sending the spider baby sprawling to the floor as the goblin tried to evacuate his aging mentor.
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>>47658646
Cala was delighting in all the new sights and sounds, mostly explosions and screams, as water lapped at her ankles. She began summoning devils to add to all of the fun when Serena landed in front of her. “Stop it, we need to stop fighting before the ball is ruined!”
“How about no?” Cala responded before siccing her devils on Serena, two were hit in the neck with bolts and exploded, she looked to The Cathar was was loading his hand held crossbow for a third shot and sent some devils to attack him. He managed to kill one of them when several decided to dogpile him and the series of explosions they cause cracked the floor beneath him, sending The Cathar plummeting into the darkness.
Something had broken his fall and he was well aware of the waterfall all around him, then came the skittering and his eyes adjusted to the poor lighting. Apparently he'd nearly broken his back on a table and was surrounded by spider baby abominations skittering towards him. “Not again,” he groaned and found a broken table leg within arm's reach.
Outside Dyna watched as winged creatures were fleeing the hall from the windows, standing at the ready, she let down a mighty bitch slap when she saw a certain Manlet dragon leaving the hall “Get back in there!” and smacked him straight back through the window he came out of.
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