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Word of the day: Verbosity: needlessly difficult word or fact
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>>69320266
Nothing if you aren't an addict. Handis and Overs in the Ceres game if you are, but lines are probably correct.
Righto betbros, I need advice on pic related.
>>69320266
if your feeling risky go for the euro game. no value tonight tho
>>69320302
If Germany wins I'd cash out
>>69320302
>>69320327
This.
>tfw Unders was the bet
>>69320327
Could the cashout figure grow? Ronaldo's on 3, top scorer is on 4. It's a tricky call desu. I can see the payout decreasing after the Frog/Kraut game.
>>69320362
difficult to tell, I'd say france are the favorites so if germany wins the odds will probably increase
>>69320253
voracious readers: the thread imo
>>69320295
Cannot find this on any of my bookies
>>69320447
on bet365
>>69320447
They don't cover anyway, so if anything you dodged a bullet
Actually, yeah, found it. Got onto -5.5
>>69320472
>>69320465
hahahaha
>>69320465
Damn
>>69320302
sorry to push, a taste more advice/ perspectives please.
any thoughts on schalke lines?
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>>69320600
Guangzhou are decent, wouldn't underestimate them
Anyone else just staying away from the Germany-France game this evening. I just don't know what to expect, difficult game to read.
>>69320668
Dafc on this euro, staying away
>>69320668
France will have a harder time breaking down Germany's defence than Germany breaking down France's desu. No German strikers though >goatee
>>69320668
Might put a greasy fiver on Germoney.
Other than that, not worth it.
France will go through because politics.
>>69320880
France will go through, because we have a weakened lineup.
333333
This. WILL. Happen.
>>69320880
Politics didn't prevent a 7-1 to happen though in Brazil.
>>69320928
What was the score when you got on -5.5?
Have a smed on 5:0 correct score as well so as long as it doesn't end 6:0 I'll be OK
>>69320955
Could see 3 more, not so sure about 4. pen helps ;)
>>69320668
We have already seen what happens to teams missing key players. If you must place a bet, put it on France DNB or SW
>>69321005
This. This young fellow knows what he's on about. I'm keeping my money until my system is finished.
>>69321020
Give me the £5 you promised for the Portugal win you lyuing Jew
>>69321029
Juve, please go.. I know it's you.
Ceres so dire and line still so high
>>69321043
Oh, didn't realise my trip was off. Of course it's me. Stick to your fucking word.
>>69321067
55555
>>69321072
I said you'd get a fiver if I were to win. Do you have a screenshot? Prove it.
>>69321113
>going back on your word on a post made literally yesterday
jesus
Rebacks in, at least I can't lose any money anymore
Going to the shop, you lad want anything?
>>69321113
>>69321136
>Trying to convince a jew to part with his shekels
>>69321136
>>69321154
Haha, nice 'Inspect element'. I've seen you do this to other people.
>>69321182
>>69300785
>>69300785
>unarchived post
fuck off jewfag
>>69321195
Oy vey. The goyim knows, SHUT IT DOWN.
>>69321150
Get me a head
I've researched all the Europe League qualifying games for today and I found some value. Worth a cheeky tenner imo. Some of these odds are way off. This is the 2nd leg and I have chosen teams that outperformed the other team by a mile.
>>69321072
>juveguy
>Stick to your fucking word
>juveguy
>Stick to your fucking word
>juveguy
>Stick to your fucking word
>juveguy
>Stick to your fucking word
>juveguy
>Stick to your fucking word
>>69321182
Look here then, you cancerous kike faggot.
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/69292091/#69300785
>>69321195
You're reading it in a different context. I didn't mean it like that. You'll do anything for a fiver.
>>69321211
>Draw no bet
>On an accumulator
>With massive stakes
>>69321225
Don't post in /bet/ anymore thank you
>>69321150
Kinder please lid
777777777
>>69321243
Who are you to tell other people that they can't post here anymore?
>>69321237
If the DNB is @4.5, I'm fine with that.
>>69321245
v v good tip
w2b??????????????????
>>69321211
Agree with all but College Europa
888888 pmsl maybe they even cover the original line
>>69321266
They won the first leg 2-0 and the DNB is worth 4.5
Cheeky enough for the acca
>>69321285
It may be value, but I'm not sure it's a good idea to have it in an acca.
Need 9 to be UAC
>>69321299
pmsl if this shit comes through tho
I'm contemplating selling my stocks and pursuing a hobbyist career in /bet/ting.
>>69321329
Do both
999999999999 up insane
Based Ceres
>>69321339
Not sure, not seeing great returns from Juve's mum's streetwalking business.
really REALLY i woke up in time for Ceres
>>69321363
Pmsl
Never laughed at a Lieberman post. Not even a smirk. Not a fan of this guy
>>69321378
really REALLY to learn English
Think anyone itt excluding the jew could walk into Laos FC starting XI.
Should have rebacked so much more...
>>69321386
Do you laugh at mine
10
Tears, didn't get on. :(
Waiting for the next Ceres goal please
>>69321406
Just the tips
Seems to be some value in HJK HC-1 against Atlantas Kaipleida in the EL.
>>69321386
>>69321406
>>69321430
Great banter lids. I'm proud we can collectively enjoy our time together.
>>69321413
There will be another hopefully friendo :(
>ceres game not offered
Tears
>>69321452
Sure. It's the 2nd today though, Meralco Sparks was earlier, covered all lines
>>69321430
Kek nice one. Got me there.
>>69321447
Are you Jewish?
1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111(eleven) Came for the last six minutes and wasn't dissapointed
111111111 PMSL even the cheeky fiver on Ceres 11th goal comes in
Ceres out of this world
What will you sacrifice to the goddess of agriculture ?
hmm only got 2 units that isn't tied up in my bets.... hmmmm
>>69321476
I don't think my ethnicity matters.
>the state of filipino fourth division footie
>>69321495
u NEED to give juve a fiver, you actually said it mate
>>69321529
A post on a Chinese imageboard is not a binding contract.
>>69321554
On the board of 4chans, your word is your bond
>>69321495
Don't call me the jew exterminator for nothing m8
>>69321577
Why do they call you it then
>>69321567
"If you want to know what G-d thinks of money, look at the people he gives it to", it wouldn't be right to give him money; it would hurt his self-worth.
>>69321554
then just dont say what you dont mean, juveguy survives on the free fivers
>>69321588
Dropped a stink bomb in a synagogue when I was 12
>>69321595
Loving this juve gimmick
>>69321595
Juveguy needs to apply himself and get his life together.
"A fool who can keep silent is counted among the wise."
>>69321609
WEW
>>69321611
Im the real Juveguy desu, just let the brit have the trip
Guffawed at every poster in this thread apart from Liberman. Not marking him down for lack of effort though.
>>69321620
>>69321592
these shitty quotes give no gravitas to your defense
you backed out of your word mate, it ok but this poor fella loves his fivers and you shouldn't trick him into believing a fiver is on his way
Serena vs Vesnina
Tie break in match @ 4.05???
>>69321620
Slimy jew. So so reluctant to part with a few coins.
>Lieberman
Remove the BE
LIERman
>>69321684
>>69321659
Perhaps Juve should try to bet more than 2 cents at a time and he wouldn't have to beg.
>>69321684
TT??? Opinion??
>>69321674
>>69321696
pmsl
>>69321703
no need to attack juve to defend yourself, its irrelevant and doesn't justify you not giving him a fiver after you said you would.
I dont care but just dont say things you dont mean, it ruins the comfy thread
Has Jewman ever tipped a bet?
>>69321674
Would avoid. Think Serena will pummel this twink. 6-2 or 3 first set.
>>69321754
Yes. He was utterly convinced Wales was going to draw despite multiple people telling him otherwise.
>>69321768
DELETE THIS
Is backing Venus immediately after she's inevitable broken still THE bet?
>>69321768
i remember dis
>>69321794
No. Kerber is much better than what she's faced so far. And hasn't dropped a set so far.
Someone check the odds on Ti Chen winning tonight. ITF korea f4.
And Ji Sung Nam. TT acting up.
Mates booked tennis courts in an hour. Haven't played in years. NEED to win or I'll have to buy everyone a round. One-handed backhand is the way to go, r-right?
>>69318160
I love south america and the people pal. xx
>>69321960
Slice lid. Amateur players simply can not deal with slices. Plus it's easy to hit.
>>69321982
>>69321960
im pretty tall so i usually hit a big fore hand then go to the net. I just smash anything they send at me
>>69321960
Would love to see you play
>>69321982
Yeah, I'll try. Can get quite a bit of spin on it but it just loops up most of the time.
>>69321960
You're going to strain a hamstring.
>>69321982
Why didn't you respond to this?
>>69319253
I'm probably not even gonna get a serve in pmsl
>>69322037
Didn't see it pal. Will keep it in mind. Didn't think it'd be such a good tip.
>>69322039
Are you better or worse than Harry Findlay?
https://youtu.be/t3I-F5ctHfA?t=353
>>69322084
He looks like a class act
>>69322084
to all the quote unquote professional gamblers in here is the lifestyle depicted here accurate? would love to spend my days playing tennis and going to the dogs
>>69322141
LOVE the man
>>69322161
hell of a guy
inspiring me to take out a HUGE wonga loan
Guys, get on Guangzhou Evergrande +1.25 AH
Schalke is tired from yesterday's game, will be playing B team and Guanghzou is undefeated in 17 games. Odds are ~2.3
>>69322228
Big fan of the pensions quote, obviously odds have changed these days but agree with the principle
>>69322315
they played on tuesday
>>69322315
Also on Guangzhou DC @3.6
Is this what happens when someone's mum takes away his betting money?
https://twitter.com/sazzajk128/status/750744949516275716
>>69322376
Guangzhou has had 2 days more rest as well.
>>69322315
source on em going w/ b team?
>>69322402
Start-11 im Test gg. Evergrande: Fährmann, Caicara, Kolasinac, Meyer, Goretzka, Choupo-Moting, Sam, Kehrer, Huntelaar, Naldo, Nastasic #S04
>>69322415
tempted to go on schalke -1.5 tbqh
>>69322497
wew
Lucky numbers are a HUGE thing in China. The fact that this match is being played on the 7th day of the 7th month is not something to be underestimated.
>>69322415
>>69322497
You've not seen Guangzhou's side have you pmsl
>>69321211
loving this 'worst accy possible' meme
>>69322391
feel v v v ill looking through his twitter
>>69322524
You're confusing this team with the other team that Schalke played two days ago.
>>69322554
No i'm not, I know Schalke are weak but so are Evergrande
>>69322570
Also, Guangzhou has played 6 matches throughout June, whereas Schalke has played zero in that timespan. Guangzhou is fit and will show their best today. Get #ON while you can.
>>69322391
>https://twitter.com/sazzajk128/status/750744949516275716
kek can not stop laughing. What a man
>>69322391
Jesus where the fuck did you find this?
TennisTipster is actually very shrewd. Looking through his TT, some very good tips. Romania model is good but will lead to losses unless you follow every tip.
>>69322570
Evergrande played 0-0 vs Bayern Munich last year. Not that it means much, but they have some quality.
What's a good roll size to have?
>>69322623
...and won
>>69322636
8x6
what is THE bet for Euros today?
>>69322648
just put in a small bet for fun
>>69322615
Need Polmans and Dinu to get their shit together desu
>>69322615
This makes no sense. You don't even understand what you're saying.
>>69322648
pmsl Müller missed his pen back then and he still hasn't learned..
>>69322694
This makes no sense. You don't even understand what you're saying.
>>69322703
The laughter of 38k chinese folks still hasn't left his ears.
zzzzzzzzz overs is the bet for the schalke game
Has anyone been tracking Hass bets only in asia? Won't be able to get on his bubblegum ones, wondering how profitable he is in asia when it comes to his American/Nordic bets?
>>69322736
kek
http://singi.club/wlive27.html
SCHALKE STREAM
Need silver to go back up, why do I go for volatile stocks
>>69322751
>>69322736
Do you keep a record of asian bets to bubblegum bets in your personal spreadsheet? Or have a ballpark figure for asian roi?
>>69322663
Germany dnb
>>69322692
DINU breaks. Good whore.
>>69322773
>he doesn't own actual silver
KEK
Schalke minus is a bet. Shit Guangzhou side
>>69322751
Most my Norwegian tips aren't carried in Asia desu, but American lower leagues are always available in Asia. In fact there's usually more carried than bubblegums.
>>69322785
My spreadsheet is useless atm, but I will check for you. I did have a filter for bets available in Asia so I can check but I haven't updated it with data since June.
>>69322802
Yep, none of the Brazilians starting, it's basically their B-team
>>69322491
Where is this offered fellow countrymen?
Turns out the tennis is tomorrow. SO so disorganised. WTB?
>>69322788
Pmsl.
France dnb is THE BET. Gomez and hummels are OUT an fat manlet is probably playing.
>>69322835
Ok thanks, may follow with small stakes for a while. Thought more of the Norway tips would have been in asia, see 2nd and 3rd div traded there. Update your spreadsheet! Does a world of good.
>>69322846
>>69322491
TWO Singapore anons. Life in ruins.
>>69322851
You to get double bagled tomorrow pmsl
>>69322789
You reckon Serena -5.5 is the bet for her match?
Or taking Under 18.5 games in the match is essentially the same bet with better odds
>>69322757
Stream ded
>>69322892
Still works for me.
>>69322861
>gomez is out
Thats a good thing for germany. Also germany can actually defend, france cant. Maybe watch more games lid
>>69322892
Works for me.
>>69322884
Yes. Vesnina first semi final. First time on centre Court. She's probably a nervous wreck.
>>69322907
>>69322916
Just came back for me as well
>>69322862
>see 2nd and 3rd div traded there
Yeah that's true but whenever I do fancy something, it'll be one of the few games only on bubblegums pmsl.
>>69322892
Bet365 are streaming, if not I'm sure you can find it on reddit/soccerstreams
Might fancy handicaps desu after all, Evergrande have a game in a couple of days and are playing reserves.
Wife downloaded @Tinder "just for laughs". Tonight she's meeting some guy to #troll him LOL Can't wait to hear how big of a loser he is
>The other Singapore anon post 3 times and disappears
Why are chinks so skinny
>>69322914
Germany without real striker is poland tier bro...
Medum on over 4 @ evens and small at chinks +1.5 @ 2.3
>>69322952
because being fat is frowned upon and bullying fat people is encouraged in asia
Guangzhou busparking episode
>>69322932
you need to assert dominance and stop this at once
>>69323003
Edit with /bet/ and the bookies.
Left handed players so so good.
>>69323003
Do local bookies offer odds on NPL soccer games?
>>69322981
Sounds decent, would save the nhs billions.
But I mean why don't they seem to have any muscle mass either.
Schalke -2 AH
>everyone on TT is betting large on Schalke
v v nervous
>>69322974
>Medum on over 4 @ evens
Juve: I really, really, really like this tip.
Mind if I post this?
>>69323047
All we need now is a Big_Al shout and then you know that you can mark this game as a loss.
No. And it's @3 now on Mara. V concerned about being majorly DAC
>>69323045
they don't drink milk.
:^)
NEED goals
>>69323019
hm whats the font that /bet/ photos use? dont really like this one
Going to spend a day or 2 signing up to a lot of bookies that I don't have accounts with for the sign up offers.
Are there any particular sites I should steer clear of?
And I'm assuming they will all have verification protocol where you need to send them passport pictures and all that. Are there any sites that are a big pain to verify?
>>69323149
>>69323044
Please respond.
>>69323170
Check the t+c's some sites have stupid offers which are near enough impossible to complete
>>69323149
Pmsl. Not sure. Someone else will probably know.
>>69323173
ah sorry
i dont use a local bookie but they do offer npl games.
>>69323191
Thanks, do you know where I could check odds? Seems like most sites require you to sign up
just turned £10 into £500 on roulette v V happy
I hope all you german anons dont have any money in the deutsche bank
>>69323241
fuming
Will give my first born son if this Guangzhou keeper keeps doing what he's doing
>>69323258
dont get mad get even ;^)
Double up Kent & Sussex @ 4 in the cricket today. Should be good wins.
Oh ffs, was so busy watching slags volleyball I forgot about the Cukaricki game ; ;
>>69323323
jajajajajajajajajajaja
Noticing increased Schalke frustration
SERENA. Get a handi NOW.
>>69323381
WHICH
Cukaricki odds were 3.50 (three fiddy)
>>69323381
#ON -7.5
>>69323396
-5.5
>>69323381
Chasing hard on -7.5
>>69323232
im pretty sure bet 365 gives odds without the need for sign up
Haven't had a bet for a month lads.
>they weren't on the williams sisters double
>>69323461
>he isn't on Kerber
>>69323452
>he's had a bet in 2016
>>69321211
Starting to think this may just come through.
>>69323398
3-0 now...... Should have set an alarm for this game or something. So pissed.
>>69323461
I'm #ON S Williams -1.5 sets + Kerber double
following my top pal TT
>>69323398
i cant tell if u were bullshitting with those odds
cukaricki won 3-0 in the 1st leg, what makes u think they would play serious in the 2nd leg?
>>69323517
>>69323497
Venus has kept me UAC almost single-handedly, don't have it in me to ditch her
>>69323505
>tfw accidentaly got on Dila Gori instead of Cukaraki somehow
Serena SO good
>>69323540
Because they're motivated. These are the Europe League qualifiers.
SERENA SERENA SERENA
Can't stop pressing alternative handicaps.
>>69323505
Was #ON apart from the Europa game
Euan around? Thoughts on Víkingur Gota dc and NSÍ +2.75?
>tfw missed out on the schalke bet because of diarrhea from leftover pork curry
phew i guess?
>>69323586
Starting to like you, Juve.
>>69323607
Everyone on /bet/ backed the chinks m8
>>69323574
Is Herbert/Mahut an approved bet?
Need Serena to 6-0 6-0 this game because of that annoying Vesnina grunt
>>69323607
Haram.
>>69323622
Backing them for the title. Great team.
