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>forgetting the subject
wew
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
FUCK SAKE DAC DAC DAC
DAC on meme teams sub edition
very incompetent new threads today friends
Up on Unibet £90, down on Ladbrokes £80. All that stake for £10 profit...
I hope that ref gets diarrhea everyday until he dies. Wales were about to score a goal that would get me even.
Massive cunt.
>>69304631
>no /bet/ or edition
Nice job
Bet that bloke who is big red Portugal outright ain't too happy
So so down today.
>Murray
>Wales DNB
>Jamie Murray
>>69304117
>>69304117
>>69304117
Brazil 2: France is full of niggerboos
Down $60 from that travesty.
>>69304631
Literally just in time
>No /bet/ in the title
Almost perfect but not quite, 9/10
Lads, I think even Juve made more money than me this evening. I feel like shit, however, I turned 5 euros into 150 and then lost it all again. So I see potential.. all based on gut; will work on a model soon.
>>69304868
>>69304758
>>69304671
Sorry lads. It seems 4chanx fucked my post up. Wrote it down and it didn't carry over from my other post.
Was supposed to be Tsu times with /bet/ edition.
>>69304768
Could be worse, could be down €110 on Skybent and up 1 greasy fiver on Netbet
>>69304893
Fuck Jamie Murray.
Ruined my acca.
Down 650 for the day. Wtf is the bet
Been a bad day for the model.
NEED Sampaio to come through
Just so obvious in uk adverts ffs
>>69305011
Hate all Murray's. Judie Jamie Andy.
>>69304983
it's fiiiiiineee
>>69305053
NEED this too.
What are your tips on MLS. Desperately need some money.
>>69304631
I apologize
>>69305053
WTB? +handi?
>only averaging £776 profit per day this week
zzz such a struggle
>>69305186
NYC DNB
>>69304671
RE-OPEN CARONI!
>>69305053
Before I take a nap and wake up 2 hours later for work. Will you be posting any tips during the time?
>>69304971
Please send me the £5 you promised and stick to your word
>>69305186
New England O2.75 was the bet but odds got pounded
>>69305220
No point now, odds got pounded from 1.88 to 1.61
>>69305287
I'd only give it to you if I won.
>>69305284
probably not
Tears if you werent on corner handis
>>69305302
is Sampaio Correa +0.75 too risky? cant find +1.25
>>69305386
Thanks vampire. You are a cool guy.
>>69305186
New England - NYC is tough to call, not really gonna bother with any considerable stakes. Definitely want to watch the game though, so to make things interesting I'm gonna put some on BTTS, o2.5 (if odds go up) and NYC&BTTS
>>69305434
I already told you m8, odds got too short, no value anymore.
>These KH odds fluctuating like crazy
Think some shrewdies are on opposing sides here
>>69305069
SO true
>>69305256
What were you on today? You have only tipped 3 bets since going paid and 1 lost so not sure why you're boasting about your profit.
For that one UK anon asking for the Macau 2nd division table, I found it finally
http://macaufa.com/MatchInfo/2016/Macau_League/Second/Marks.htm
Yesterday was VERY good, but today was VERY poor and over the course of those two days I am only up 1 (one) unit
>>69305615
Because I follow other people's bets, as well as my own I dont tip. If you want more bets, I suggest you get your greasy tenners out and pay to follow tipsters
>>69305615
>falling for old nibs
>>69305652
Try being up one unit after 5 days, with most of your losses coming from 2 games.
>>69305762
Just bad form boasting about profit when you tipped a loser today imo.
>>69305802
its a long time ting yo stay in it bruv
>>69305268
>tfw my bookie doesn't have DNB
Fucking hell, can't wait for bet365 to be legalized here.
>>69305847
asian handicap 0???
>>69305847
DNB is AH 0 as well
Check if your bookie has that line
>>69305811
>tipsters are only allowed to tip winners
zzz
Still in profit for the week as well.
>>69305847
>my bookie doesn't have DNB
...you do know you can manually do it right?
>>69305936
Which tipsters do you follow from here
>>69305998
Derfell and Flatanon
>>69305998
Rumour has it he's a big fan of Derfell
>>69305998
>from here
pmsl
Euan such a dullard. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
1 more pls Athletico Venezuela
>>69306072
>Implying you're even in the top 3 here
pmsl
>>69306113
Whats the beef?
NEED a big day tomorrow
>>69306072
are you for real?
I am with you, whatever.
Blair SUCH a wuss
Mum's gonna kill me when she sees the bank statement for this month
>>69306152
Who's above him in current trips?
>>69306154
he's butthurt because derfell kept landing the overs
>>69305762
>paying for tips
>>69305909
>>69305918
Lol, good jokes, mates. Bookie barely has any bets. Basically just over/under, result at HT and FT, BTTS, first team to score and not much else.
No corners, no fouls, no cards, no "who goes trough", not "who's going to win the EURO", no asian handicap, next goal, next goal scorer, ...
>>69305960
How?
>>69306208
Ameribets
Tennis
Hass
from now on I shall remain COMPOSED and will NOT be RECKLESS with my bankroll
>>69306162
Do you think it is worth my time following anyone who posts here? If so, please tell me who.
>>69306220
>being a child
>>69306242
what bookie? Isnt Dohze (or something) a Portugese betsson group skin?
>>69306269
PMSL can't wait for >/eurobet/ to end
>>69306184
Big fan of you mate.
>>69306300
Betclic.
Bet.com, whomever they are, got legalized yesterday. Everyone else is still waiting for a licence.
>>69306317
Not sure what's funny. They're good free tipsters.
>>69306300
Derfell and Tennis Tipster
>>69306433
These 2 at the very least.
pmsl, just because Euan charges he thinks he's the best tipster on /bet/
>>69306373
Just use a grey-marker bookie like fonbet or 1xbet or get a AO account if ypu are close to being a big boy.
>>69306433
I know this is bait but
>derfell
literally beyond clueless/probably a gimmick
>TT
good guy but dont think he can out-perform traders and asia long term on mainstream tennis.
333333333333333
whats THE nyc bet
>>69306414
>>69306433
>>69306504
CAN'T TELL WHATS SATIRE ANYMORE
>>69306300
Who do you follow? Paid?
>>69306546
*grey-market
>>69306546
>grey-marker bookie
You're so weird and such a pseudo
>No one carried The Villages in play
>>69306593
Do you actually read TT's posts.
About 75% of what he tips comes in.
>>69306593
No idea what you have against TT? He's a gimmick but has pretty good tips. Small sample but good so far.
>Lateysha pulling on heart strings this hard
How can anyone NOT vote for her?
>>69306593
Very unhappy with this. Yes I meme but I actually post lots of tips. Don't reply to this or I'll end you and your son.
>>69306580
Nothing anymore, odds went down too much
Reminder you cant buy a train ticket to glasgow with yield.
Euan I have a p. poignant question please can you not ignore it
4444444444444444
>>69306706
>>69306723
Yes at least he tips but he's only on 15% yield after a reasonable sample which yes is decent but nothing amazing. Euan has been here for years making us money so either you guys are very new or you have some sort of memory problems to think TT is better than him, don't really get the constant tedious hate. And anyone who says Derfell is just looking for nibs or is actually him
What are some good groups to join when I get my student loan? Looking to make some decent bank :) is PGA THE group still?
on a 15 bet losing streak
>>69307205
UAC tipping group is very profitable
>>69307253
>implying a student loan can cover the membership fees
>>69307222
Around that myself. All of yesterdays profits gone
>>69307222
Post your next tip
The Villages 2-0 up now. Just fucking kill me
ON MY KNEES for a Union Comercial goal
>>69307253
Great meme pal, I was one of the ones begging for BT to actually get a group after the months of shitposting. /bet/ was insufferable until Euan saved it
Juve Tryhards Day 8 Summary
Start: £20
Current: £55.50
Day: -£12.50
Portugal saved me there. Went into a massive frenzy with rebacks on shitty tips and ANOTHER betmamba let down. NEED Hass to perform tomorrow if I'm to get to three digits by Friday. Marked him already as my trump tipster
555555555555555
>>69307468
*Day 9
>>69307446
love BT, godspeed bud
How come White Sox odds are on the rise?
>>69307509
They got put in the wash with dark clothing
>>69307432
3-0 now, someone please kill me
>>69307370
desperate need of some xanax
>>69307646
>fractional odds
You deserve to lose desu
Cruizero - Asian Handicap
What's the actual bet Romania?
Are the any odds for betting on Blair's prosecution? Has literally no chance of happening and from my pals on normiebook it looks like the media is shilling it hard
>>69307693
badminton is the only profitable sport
>>69307770
V fun sport to play must say, especially in the winter
>>69307770
>implying pro wrestling isn't the most profitable sport
>>69307817
iv thought about becoming a coach but it just wouldnt be profitable
>>69307713
That means Cruzeiro 0 or DNB
>>69308096
>Cruizero 0
So we want Cruzerio to either win or draw?
>>69306208
Everyone, hes fucking shit, get out of his arse you bent cunt.
>>69308183
yes
>>69308216
Derfel what are your tips for tonight?
This should be added to the OP
http://www.betshoot.com/asian-handicap-betting/
will fed and kerber win comfortably tomorrow ?
White sox ML?
>>69308250
Not me, but don't have any tonight apart from a 5/10 on New York DNB. Tomorrow looks kinda shite but posted a few bets on the previous thread
>>69308252
>literally a screenshot off wikipedia
>>69307713
I'm fairly large on Vitoria and Vitoria/Draw, DO NOT recommend this tip.
>>69308334
Ah right, thanks. Look forward to it.
>>69308216
Post last 5 bets
Remember that anon talking about this. He's gone BIG and fucked off to Reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/SoccerBetting/comments/4rf5yf/betting_strategy_i_would_like_some_advice_on/
>>69308459
Looks like a winning strategy
fst landing 2 @100 accas in 2 weeks makes me feel so sick.
Small on Struvay @1.5 wait till he loses a point on serve. Odds will jump up.
>>69308459
Reading that thread gave me cancer
Everyone is so joyful and overly nice and optimistic on Reddit it makes me mad
>>69308250
Not him but NYC +0.5 @ 1.75
>>69308459
That thread is hilarious.
Muller to score and Germany to win at 5.5
>>69308577
Just came back to post this very comment kek
>>69308606
#ON
Cannot win a bet atm. So so down today
Tt going to tip owt tonight or can I go bed ?
>>69308666
Should try out the 14 selection 0.25p stake strategy
>>69308685
No idea what this means. Hope someone got on Struvay. He just broke and was @1.67 at one point
Reminder shrewdies are on New England and only soccerway warriors are on NY
>>69308714
Hopped on at 1.53. Nice tip, recovering from my DAC day
>>69308719
NYC have the best away record
>>69308732
soccerway warrior
>>69308732
Thanks soccerway warrior
Sending David Villa my energy. I expect BIG things from him tonight.
>>69308719
Shrewdies got on overs when the price was good
>>69308752
>>69308751
>implying it's -ve
see: Derfel
>>69308402
Not counting scorecasts and correct scores those are stupid bets.
inb4 penny punter
>>69308714
Tipping anything for tomoz ?
>>69308814
Em at least you were honest I suppose...
>>69308814
>Cashing out that Portugal on pens bet for 13p
Come on man.
>>69308814
THIS is euan's competition
If New England win I'll end myself.
>>69308814
>calling me shit
At least I know this is satire
>>69308814
>0.13
Did you buy a lollipop with that?
>>69308879
13p is better than nothing
>>69308879
kek
Daily reminder that cashing out is the trait of homosexuals and other such undesirables
>>69308814
Kerber to win 2nd point. Kek.
>>69308849
Will have a look. Serena handicap probably worth it. Kerber to win defo. Promising stuff on braunschweig challenger and Cali.
>>69308901
I want NYC to win but I think New England will take it
>>69308919
It is barely better than nothing meanwhile if Wales came back and it went to pens and Portugal won there he would feel like a massive idiot for cahing out for 13p because what the fuck does 13p do for him?
It is absolutely pointless to cash out for pennies, just leave it be.
Betting on basketball feels so safe, you have so many ways around it, that I'm very scared of betting on football again
>>69308965
can get a tenth of a freddo
>>69308946
I've put a small on NYC DNB, but a tad worried now as their H2H statistics are 7-0-1 to NER
>>69308965
can get a strawberry lolly down the corner shop
>>69308991
Any games soon that you'll tip?
Sampaio rball looking good.
>>69308946
With my luck, I fully believe NE will win.
tfw £30 on portugal to win the Euros @19.00, book so SO green right now
>>69309022
Tomorrow and friday
Yesterday I went to a match to try betting live, bet on handis and totals, won both. It was very hard to get both lines though, like a 15 second window each
>>69309115
She sounds self centred. Get rid.
>both germany and france @2.87 to win Euro outright
>portugal won't win against these two teams in final
Should I put half bankroll on one and the other half on the other?
FREE MONEY
>>69309115
Forgot my trip
>>69309115
>plastered all over snapchat and the book of faces that my ex I finished with a week ago is already getting with someone else to try rub it in my face
Would LOVE to send this very message to her rn
>>69309183
it would be better to bet on whoever wins between them
>>69309183
>Leicester won't win the league, it will be Arsenal or Man City or Spurs, I will just put a third of my bankroll on them and get rich!
And just think that was an actual league rather than a single game.
>>69309214
Odds will have dropped massively by then. The smart bet is no bet.
>>69309183
desu, with how defensively frail France have looked, I think Portugal could beat them. Would only need a moment of magic from Penaldo
>>69309115
Who is she?
Pokemon Go so SO +Ev
>>69309191
Very very confused. Reword.
>>69309190
Cheeky.
>>69309160
But I want to bang her first.
>>69309233
I get your point, but I think you're a bigger retard for thinking Arsenal or Spurs would win the league
I've lost 8 bets in a row
what do?
>>69309300
I'm talking about when it was a 4 horse race around Jan
>>69309322
>he didn't believe
>>69309183
Portugal have a rock solid defense and they will love to play on counters against both teams.
For sure mug money will push France or Germany odds too short and there will probably be some value in Portugal +0.5.
>>69309306
Understand why you lost and adapt a new strategy accordingly.
>>69309268
Started out as friends. Progressed to a bit of flirting. Slept round at hers once but didn't go further. Mutual attraction.
>>69309291
I caught Charmander earlier but cant get the game to load up anymore.
>>69309306
Have a break, reflect, do something productive and then bet again
>>69309405
Obviously the right strategy is to bet sure 1.05 odds horses for a while to get the winning streak back going.
>>69309293
Reminder New England is THE bet tonight
I finished properly with my bird a week ago. She's been getting with some other guy already since we broke up. Her friends have proceeded to post snapchats of them together. Discussions have been taking place on her Facebook wall about her having sex with him. I'm perfectly aware they are doing this to rub it in my face. But I know she's still completely in love with me. So sending that very message would give me great satisfaction
>>69309414
Yeah servers are down for me too
If New England wins I won't bet on anything until Saturday.
>>69309306
Pay a few respected tipsters to spoonfeed you winners
>>69309478
What age are you? Surely too young to legally gamble
>>69309478
Yes thay sounds more complicated. This is a bit more tongue in cheek. Told her I'd be on the lookout for some girls.
Best thing to do in that situation is total blackout. Do not respond. Go out with your friends and have fun.
>>69309478
Don't you feel sad that she's banging someone else? I literally CANNOT handle the thought of any of my exes getting with anyone else
>>69309478
but I'm on Derfell's New York DNB
>>69309478
delete her off everything you will be much happier
>>69309381
>rock solid defence
>concede 3 goals to hungary
>concede 1 goal to iceland
>>69309562
>trusting a derfail bet
Has he actually won anything that isn't with odds of <1.2
>>69309606
>cherry picking a couple of games while disregarding the intrinsic power level of the team
I love this meme. I bet you had money on Wales too.
Goodnight everyone. Hope you lids get a nice rest too. Sleep SO +ve.
>>69309525
>>69309590
Agree this is the only solution
>>69309606
Iceland has literally scored for something like 30 straight games.
>>69307770
This tbqh
1-0 after 15 minutes on Melgar game, has Romania actually won any over/under bets? Glad I bet the opposite on this one
>>69309743
EDIT: Grammar
>>69309709
I wish TT had an option to filter ROI/Yield by bet type.
>>69309759
>he's still getting sudacas on tinder and not the patrician app
pmsl
>>69309768
Why post them then if they always lose?
>>69309624
Most of his overs came in today, also that bet which had ridiculous odds that time
>>69309781
Feel free to go through all of them and see if they lose.
>>69309743
I still hope that anon went out for a drink with the other :(
>>69304983
>using 4chanX
lel
Never once trusted that shit. Back when 4chan had way less features I just sucked it up.
>>69309709
Are you RETARDED?
Down £1200 today.
Don't know how it even happened. Was just in a bad place and kept going.
I have 200 left in the account. Do I carry on going or just take it out and try and move on with my life?
another Romania bet loses...
>>69309381
>>69309626
We haven't faced a team that knows how to attack, though. Iceland, Austria, Hungary, Poland and Wales all wanted to counter attack, which is hard to do when we park the bus. Not even Croatia had the skill to do much in continuous attack, considering they have like 1 or 2 creative players.
That said, I think France poses a bigger threat to our defense since they want to have possession and have plenty of creativity, on the other hand, their defense is atrocious sometimes which could give us some chances.
Germany is pretty weird, I feel like they know how to attack but at the same time are shit at it, probably because they're Germans therefore have no creativity. I don't see them conceding against us because they're organized.
For me, the final is unpredictable.
>>69310002
What did you initially start with?
>>69310002
I can never tell if people are trolling or serious in these threads. I thought a cardinal rule of betting is never waging more than ~5-10% of your bankroll? and even then, that's a high %?
>>69306269
But Ameribets said last night that he won't be around for awhile
>>69310090
>no responses
pmsl didn't even realise
Why did Rangers odds go up so much?
>>69304631
he used to be actually good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p9XSvx3PXY
ripnaldo
>Floridians
ffs..
>>69309802
The 3 that you posted for tonight are all one goal away from losing, with each game still having 45+ minutes left to play.
Oi where can I bet on Wimbledon juniors? Got a potential worldie. Need to find the odds.
>>69310174
NEED to watch this man play live before he retires. Same goes for Messi too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ87KHhwZ3w
>>69310480
this man died after about 2 seasons in spain though. current ronaldo is good but barely a schadow of his former self
>>69310558
>watching it with US commentators
>wanting to know who advertises every corner, throw-in and goal kick
NYC DNB is a bust, NYC are dire
>>69310480
Tfw saw Messi play when they got beat by Valencia at home, it was magical.
>>69310667
>matches are 5mins long
>>69309851
How much did you win off Singapore pools last night with their muggy handicaps?
Getting on NE handis desu
>>69310693
Guessing you're not actually watching the match then
>>69310737
Of course i am, both teams have had chances, as always MLS games are very open. Overs are the safest in MLS.
What the fuck am I watching? Jeez, had no idea they were so terrible.
Hopefully this comes in, down £200 on the Wales match.
>>69310820
TAKE UP MY FUCKING OFFER OF LETTING ME BE YOUR PRIVATE BOOKIE, YOU LITTLE SHIT
>>69310810
looks about 13 mate
youre going on a list
>>69310820
>700
You haven't answered me yet. What do you work as
>>69310820
lol
>>69310882
Worth getting up for the UFL games tomorrow liddo?
>>69310820
Lol
>>69310899
I don't work
>>69310882
I thought you were making an average of £700 a day? Why do you need me?
>or even £10 a month
>>69310882
Personally expanding this offer to anyone who wants to follow his tips and will offer better odds than Euan too
