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Come on Murray/Soares!!!!!!!!!
HANNOVER GOALS
pmsl at judy watching jamie over andy
>>69292140
Does anyone have a stream for this? Expecting Derfel to deliver again
>>69292155
jamie such a qt desu
111111
>Pound plummeting to new low
Can't stop topping up and buying GBP
>>69292183
Such a lad. Frenchies such retards leaving that ball.
Has Andy got something in his eye?
>>69292210
Good boy points?
NEED Hearts and Minsk to score one more each
>>69292210
but how do you buy GBP with GBP????
>>69292279
Go to the bank, ask them that you want GBP and then they gve them to you. How do you not know this? I thought you were shrewd.
>>69292279
I just go into my local pound shop
Every time Jamie Murray serves my heart is in pieces
>>69292328
Good post
>>69292279
obtain fivers
>>69292210
Same lad, thinking what commodity to buy next. Made a shit ton on platinum and palladium.
>>69292279
>euan doesn't have an accountant
Hope you're paying tax on your new earnings, would be a shame if HMRC popped round asking about how much tax you're paying wouldn't it :^)
tempted by a brock lesnar win on saturday by ko, tko, dq or submission (likely) @ 2.87. i don't think hunt will knock him out t b h.
>>69292375
SO slimy
>>69292279
Do laundry and wash the dishes. Then ask mommy to use GBP to buy GBP.
Lads. What's a good delivery service? If I want something like nandos delivered?
Hannover so dire.
>>69292391
sunday even.
This is the game Ronaldo comes alive ends 3-0 with a Ronaldo Brace
Thoughts on adding professional gambler to my tinder bio?
>>69292401
deliveroo, uber if you're central
>>69292402
Got a stream lad?
HELLO TATRAN WHERE ARE THE GOALS
>>69292426
THIS is the game I go large on Portugal SW
>>69292402
Sweating for overs
>>69292279
Go to the bank you fucking moron.
Don't let me down Hannover
>>69292447
>infinity goes large on the "taster" tip Hass gives him
>never returns
>>69292375
Would love them to pop round just to clear things up since my taxes of £0 is all in order :)
>>69292460
but then I would end up with the same amount I gave them, just in different notes/coins ?????
Glad I only went small on tatran
>he wasnt on hearts overs
Just bet 5€ on Portugal and both to Score plus Germany and 3+ goals, how fucked am I?
>>69292437
Nah. They've played Wunstorf before though. Think last time they barely beat them.
Cash out my derfell acca for a small profit?
Germany cunt told us to get on over 3.5 fh after I missed first two goals.
No goals yet.
>>69292488
>go to the bank
>tell them you would like to buy GBP
>they will ask how much you want
>tell them
>pay for it
>you now have GBP
>someone in pga tipped infonet +0.5 med/large
kek
K E K
pmsl Tatran
>>69292504
>5 Euros
>how fucked am I
Even shitskin refugee scum get more money per minute in your country than that.
>>69292514
Yep, 2:1 last year
>>69292523
matthew daniel is the biggest fraud going. absolute ponce too.
>>69292535
Yeah I'm not asking about the amount asking about the outcome, also i am earning 18/hour while writing this on my holiday Job
>>69292553
Tell him then, stop bitching about people in PGA on here you little virgin.
>>69292547
Hannover also went through 4 different coaches last year and have already beaten 2 other Amateur league team 10-1 and 10-0
>>69292519
I tipped o1.5, the o3.5 I just said it's worth a shot
>>69292567
>18/hour
pmsl.
My company chargers clients £450 an hour for my work and I've only been here 3 years and just qualified. Not saying I see all of that, but still, get a better career.
>>69292572
I have told him, more than once.
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HANNOVER
>>69292518
If there aren't 3 goals by HT, cash out if you NEEd the small profit. Also do you have the Huddersfield game in that acca? Bit worried about 2.5 now
>>69292603
Didnt know you could be qualified and work as a professional dickhead pmsl
>>69292652
Just because you do it for free lad.
>>69292603
all that money and you stil cant get laid??
>>69292652
>Euan calling other people dickheads
>>69292603
What work lad?
>>69292603
My company made 500m last year. Not saying I see all of that, but still..
Euan, do you have to pay Big_Al a percentage of your earnings from paid subs?
Went to the bank to buy GBP earlier lads
>walk into natwest and wait in the queue for half an hour, while an old lady counts money in her purse
>finally get to the till after what seems like forever, phone buzzes to tell me that my over 9.5 on Women's Singaporean football hasn't won despite them putting away 10 last week while playing away
>cute cashier, asks how can she help me
>mumble but she can't hear me through the glass screen, smiles politely while I dig into my pockets and pull out a crumpled fiver
>"I-I'd like to buy GBP p-please."
>hand it over to her underneath the glass, she picks it up with two fingers and keeps it far away from her
>looks confused, pretends to count money out for me and hands back the same fiver
>I know it's the same fiver because of the blood stains from when I had a nosebleed I had while losing large on a Mathworks tip
>"Here you go Sir, five GBP."
>mumble again and walk away, stuffing the fiver back into my pocket
>pick up the wife's son from the waiting area, he demands I take him to KFC
>spend my newly acquired GBP on chicken strips that are cold when they arrive
Thanks, lids
Don't know what happened here desu, 2-0 up and then they just blew it away. I'm sorry :(
>>69292640
Yeah I had them all as singles and then a little meme acca, Hudders should do it usually a high scoring team in the champ
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>>69292603
>£450 an hour
:/
>>69292711
I'm only iffy as I tipped it due to Huddersfield being a championship against a conference team. 1.5 should come in, but haven't done any research on them. Got a small acca of £50 on all 5 of my tips so hopefully it comes in
>>69292701
you got ripped off mate, you should have asked for some actual GBP
PLEEEEEEEase score one more this half Hannover, you're going to park the bus next half; I know it.
>It's another episode of "Schalke score 5 goals and then go to sleep the next half" this time with German subtitles.
My company pays me 10k per hour...
too bad I work 0 hours LOL!
SOARES YOU CUNT
>>69292700
No. Big_al built the site >for free
>>69292701
>he got back a £5 note instead of 5 £1 coins
ROOKIE error. The coins individually will gain more when the price rises that just one fiver
>>69292774
he's so tez
>>69292789
How does he make money off it, or at least cover the costs? There are no ads and he's giving away 1000 Euros
>he works for someone
>he hasnt bought or founded a company with his winnings yet
pathetic tbqh.
>>69292817
He gets all the high quality, paid tipsters for free. That's his gambit
>>69292817
He's a profitable tipster, fraud
>Murray getting blown up
Down so so insane
>>69292817
The same way all free tipsters make their money
on my knees for Romanian tips
>>69292817
Please dont do that. There are affiliate links on the site. Not sure how much he gets from them tho
>>69292817
TT doesn't have ads because ads aren't cool. You know what's cool? A billion dollars. And that's where his company is headed, a billion dollar valuation. Why would he put ads on now? It's like throwing the coolest party on campus and shutting it down early.
Raining goals now
>>69292929
How would you monetise TT?
>>69292914
Also he gets to see all the paid tipsters tips for free.
>>69292743
I cant see o2.5 not coming in like
Need 2 more goals, I hope Hannover don't park the bus or at least let one slip through so that they have to retaliate.
Don't know what I'd do if this loses, the wife's son is home from school as he got caught shagging one of his fellow class mates. Not going to lie that I'm a tad jealous, I haven't been intimate with the wife for about 8 months now. She's been telling me that she's saving herself for when she's completed her weight loss. I find her beautiful regardless, but it's great that Jamal is really working her hard as she's dropping the pounds quickly. She must be very dedicated as she spent the night over at Jamal's last night due to wanting to wake up early for that session.
Joke's on him though, I didn't have to pay him for that and he let her sleep over for free. Wife's son just barged in and asked for a fiver for fags, he's only 13 but I'm glad that he's taken up smoking now instead of later on in life; hopefully he'll quit after a bit.
What's the bet for the Lincoln game?
>>69293035
Avoid it, Estonians only won 2-1 whilst playing at home; probably do the same of 1-1 when playing away
>>69293035
tiny on Lincoln TQ because if they do it will pay for my ticket to the game for the /bet/ meet up
>>69293035
Flora -0.75
>Germany shorter to win the tournament than France
>France shorter to make the final than Germany
?
>>69292504
>5€
du bist ein waschlappen uezs
Murray knows I've got my life on 3-0. So intense.
>>69293068
You getting on the bus down?
>murray celebrating as if he's won Wimbledon
pmsl, scots SUCH characters
M U R R A Y
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOW
MURRAY WHAT A POINT
Ivan Lendl just not impressed. What a man.
>>69293138
I'm not going to Gib to watch them play Celtic when I stay in Glasgow
actually up today, cannae believe it laddies
>>69293193
>>69293194
Breathing very very heavily
Such a tez day. Need some Weiner goals
>>69293034
never tire of this meme, also need 2
>>69293197
i was talking about Luxembourg so we can see Uni in full kit.
All the lids are getting on the banter bus, Juve, hass, TT
NEEd one more infonet goal
>>69293034
Love this.
https://streamable.com/gn4x
Federer magic^
>>69293283
a-and m-me
OK Juve's £5 to £500 bet 2
Infonet game, over 6.5
£7.50 ==> £11.25
Get #ON
Eid Mubarak to all the muzzies on /bet/
>>69293310
shh lid, the shrewdies are talking
>>69293337
#ON
I've put $30 on Wales lads, don't let me down
Fuck. Wanted to tell you all Murray is going to break but he did it too quickly.
>>69293423
Glad you're around.
missing: tsonga's head
>>69293405
o-ok
>>69293475
Need it to appear sometime after the match.
Should've believed in TT.
Federer & Murray 3-0 double's gonna come flying in
NEED anderlecht goal
>Hannover parking the bus
how many goals in the portugal-wales game lads?
Come on Muzza. Should have got on a handi. Tsonga looking so so dire.
Minoxidil so +ev
>ctrl+f
>dainava
>no results
RIP /bet/
Getting worried about my £7.50 LARGE on infonet :/
>>69293508
Don't blame ya lid. Had some catastrophes.
If anywhere is taking bets on Berbatov to derby, do it, being announced tomorrow from a reliable source i know in the club
>>69293703
im still waiting for notts county to go into administration mate
>>69293654
pmsl i also done this lid, sad sad times.
>241 dangerous attacks
Can you fucks just score please!
on portsmouth HUGE
>Hannover not scoring
>Infonet game no one's scoring
zzzzz
THANK YOU! Now Hannover, show them what happens when you concede.
>>69293778
>>Hannover not scoring
wew
lads..
>>69293758
Against Bohemians? Portsmouth are dire mate.
>>69293803
Cash out l
NEED HEARTS GOAL
What groups should I join when the student loan comes in lads?
Couldn't get on Hass' tip, was suspended AGAIN. Might have gotten the notification a bit late though.
>>69293833
bomber's corner tips
>>69293803
DON'T cash out Hannover got another in the bag
>>69293758
was too slow fuck
>>69293818
>(You)
Murray into the final is basically a lock now. Should batter Berdych. Need Serena to stop being a bitch and win this.
>>69293833
Fiver a month for TennisTipsters group of betting associates
How do bookies know what is going on in matches? I can't find a stream for the Hannover game but Unibet seem to know what exactly is happening.
>arp posting tips again
wew
Literally blowing my load all over these Romanian tips.
>>69293900
refball
>>69293833
UAV tipping group
>>69293852
Got on at half time @1.75
>>69293929
???
>7 minutes added time in the infonets game
pmsl rebacking hard
>>69293900
they have sex, like you need to
15 minutes left in Hannover game, sweating a bit now.
NEED anderlecht FH goal
>>69294008
>wasn't on Derfel's recommended over 3.5
my wife got me 5000 GBP for my birthday, holy shit.
gonna be UAC in 6 months time
>>69294024
>was on juves o6.5
>>69292091
Nadal always did have that manchild vibe about him...
>>69294024
I am him, I bet over 4.5 as that's all Unibet was offering.
>>69292463
Still gonna be up, but sweating regardless.
Cucked by infonet
ARP surreal
>>69294054
He grew up too early. Seemed like he was a man at 18.
wish i put more on this lads
>>69294064
Wait is that your slip?
>>69294107
Yup, still up from today's and last nights bets but need that last goal.
>>69294101
dat
>Anderlecht
FFS
>>69294026
Did she buy it in a bank?
PMSL losing 2 bets within 5 seconds, nice, nice.
HUP so much from FEDEGOAT.
UNREAL
Wait. Did Van der Linden win? Is the acca still alive?
>>69294154
literally who are oud
>>69294157
i assume so, not asked her though
>mathworks
>not getting your GBP for 5% cheaper from a street dealer
pmsl
Accidentally did a large on O2.5 Sligo and it's actually coming in
>>69294133
Thought you had a roll of £200 then blew most of it on 1 bet after we slagged you for penny punting?
>>69294209
I think SC were missing players or at least got the GK sent off with no one to replace at 64. Anyone got teamsheets?
>>69294209
Ignored memeworks and went on overs that game. HUP
>>69294266
I did have a roll of £200, made a shit ton over the past few days.
fuck off murray
Reback Murray 3-0?
>anderlecht
Ah fuck, still 3/4 bets is alright
>>69293803
glad i cashed out when i did tbqhf
SO many muzzies in Manch city centre right now tbqh
>>69294322
Ahh good to see you've worked out how to >inspect element then lid
>>69294386
LOVE this meme lid
Daily reminder profit > yield.
MURRAY REBACK NOW
>>69294386
Whatever you say kiddo
>>69294403
Literally cannot buy a car with yield
>>69294376
just paid £5.45 for a pint in vic station
Small on Murray 3-0
Been betting like crazy today. Think I've lost over half my roll. Do not have it in me to check. PMSL
>>69294412
Post off your phone then
>>69294376
>Manch
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>>69294376
Manchesters full of them lad, remember being one of the only whites in an asda there
Is o1.5 THE wales bet @2.60
>yfw the Wales game is on ITV
>Reback culture
pmsl
>>69294489
gonna guess Hulme
also come on murray lad 3-0 pls
So a 1% yield with 1000 units profit is better than a 50% yield with 200 units profit?
>>69294497
Where are those odds? Do you mean Wales u1.5?
>>69294498
SO bad. Gonna have to use an acestream
>>69294386
If that's what you want to believe mate so be it, no way I can prove otherwise as you'll just claim "hurr inspect element". Point still stands that so far, my tips have been winning.
All my MLs tips have won, my tip for Dundalk shamed it in yesterday, my Labern tip smashed it in and 3/4 tips today have won.
>>69294498
>no robbie savage
:(
>>69294546
got any more la
>>69294479
>>69293946
C-can I unvoid the tip pls
>>69294209
What did he tip? His model wont work with teams that have huge rotations due to being B/feeder/farm teams
>>69294433
Just went to Lidl and tried to buy some chicken kievs but apparently they dont accept my 32% yeild
Not sure how long it has been since BV switched to their current in-play thing but I just tried to use it for the first time and it is fucking AIDS.
TT, should I go for a 3-1 ?
>>69294525
I don't know, you tell me carol vorderman
>>69294530
what is there not to understand?
>>69294567
I took the -2 weiner instead of o4.5 after the long suspend.
both won regardless, mark as a win.
>>69294572
>yeild
>>69294564
>GUISELEY V HUDDERSFIELD
> Over 2.5 goals @ 1.57
Not amazing odds and not really 100% on it, more like 50% sure. Will try to find some more for tomorrow's matches.
Sorry for anyone that only bet on the Hannover game.
>>69294546
>All my MLs tips have won
No they haven't. Remember you tipping the other day and promised to never post again if it lost, which it did.
For you newfags his tipstertube profile is Derfell. His stats say it all.
>>69294546
You cant inspect element off a phone. There has been more losing slips posted than winning ones
MURRAY SO SO GOOD
SMASHING 3-0 SO SO MUCH
MURRRAYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>69294600
Seeing ~1.5 tbqh
>no pepe
wales win
>>69294614
Wasn't it Derfell who tipped the Irish overs last night?
UAFC on that game lid.
>>69294572
SC +1.25
>rebacked at 3-0
ffs desu senpai
What are /bet/'s bets on Wales - Poortugal. Tempted by an under.
I put the change from my B36 winnings on both semis to go to a penalty shootout. This is a winning bet.
>>69294694
have sex lad
>>69294672
He had it doubled up with overs in the Galaxy game which finished 2-0
>>69294672
>One tip wins
>The tipper has a clue about gambling
pick one, and put your trip back on.
>>69294694
Wales FH +0.25
BTTS
o1.5
SMALL on Wales to qualify
>>69294567
I got on 4.5 just before the goal
wales - portugal
btts @11/10 - bit obvious at this stage, wales have scored in every game this tourny, portugal have 4/5 games
highly unlikely portugal will win in 90mins but wales have a chance if they play well
no game has been won during extra time so 5/10 stakes on portugal to win on penalties at 8/1 and wales too at 9/1
wales o3.5 corners should be a sure bet, especially with portugals defence
Euan what is up with this tip lid, they are getting dicked tbqh
>>69294614
>Remember you tipping the other day and promised to never post again if it lost
Thank god for archives right?
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/69036723/#69037842
I tipped over 2.5 and would you look at that, game ended 2-1.
In total I've tipped about 15 games so far in here and including the Hannover game just now 3 of them have lost.
My TT isn't great as I got a bit silly and started tippnig all sorts of games, but for MLS games I'm at 133% Yield and 333.5 profit.
My TT is shite due to the Euros and Aregentina not winning, hence why I stopped tipping there and started tipping here.
Don't like it? Don't follow my tips.
>>69294750
>>69294601
Cheers lads, sorry about Tatran, seemed like a good bet on paper, but it went tits up
>>69294779
this v concerned
>>69294780
ignore the haters man, post more
>>69294733
He's won me the last 4 or 5 tips he's predicted. Stop trying to shoot down the k i n g
>>69294779
whats he on?
>>69294780
Been defending you HARD throughout. Was your only backer at one point. Think this effort's worth a fiver desu
Andy break his serve PLEASE
>>69294820
Pay him a tenner and you'll find out.
Although the state of this bet, probably better if you don't.
>>69294820
Lincoln Red Imps
>>69294780
IMPLORING you to use your trip every time you post so my filter works and I dont need to read your utter shite
