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Old bread
>>68171747
News
Brock is Back!
Brock BTFO Ariel Smellwani on ESPN. Discusses return
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRWdmPFid9E
Ariel crying for two hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLNsbQ6gv7U
Useful links
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MMAJunkie.com
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Sherdog.com
BJPenn.com
i don't really give a shit about jewani
we should move on instead and get hyped for mcdonald's vs wonderpedo
>>68173979
was posted first
https://youtu.be/Ac7Xw8imN4E?t=2h6m8s
>jew laugh intensifies
>>68174018
More hyped for Fedor vs Fabio.
Is this the actual MMA thread and not the Ariel drama thread?
>>68174023
Was posted before 500 posts. Ignore that thread.
>tfw bork F5s rocks mma cousin
>>68174077
seconded. fuck that guy.
>>68174077
so was this one m8
we can migrate to this one after the first one expires
>>68173979
Just a reminder that Ariel Helwani actually raped Nick Diaz by asking him why he was late to a press conference
Unforgivable. That's TMZ tier guys!!!
>>68174071
ariel is a girls name
do you really want to do this m8
>>68173979
>>68173979
>>68174116
So nothing is beneath a "professional" journalist?
Somebody redraw this Cruz oc
>>68173963
Hunt will literally murder him.
Won't even have to hit him on the chin.
Just one gut punch and he's done.
Ariel basically made the UFC what it is today
He should listen to Dana and go to Bellator
>>68174194
I will do it later if you fix the spacing of the sentences and then make them actually funny
>there are people in /heem/ RIGHT NOW who are unironically rooting for Jones over based DC
>>68174204
I get Mark is your boy. But he has zero tdd. He looked bad against Stipe who wrestled him to death. No imagine what the Beast Incarnate Brock Lesnar NCAA champion is going to do to him at UFC 200
>>68174274
I'll edit your copy.
Dana White, what have you done?
>jon
>>68174194
>Signs that she's into you: she licks her lips.
>>68173963
Fucking kill yourself
>>68175893
Woops wrong thread
>>68174520
Lads. My WiFi cut out literally just before the MMA Hour went on.
What was the big takeaway? Is it worth going back and listening to? I read something about physical contact but that's about it
Plz
>>68175470
KEK
>>68177099
Where did SUCCposting come from and is it just one guy?
"In my mind and in my heart, I never lost to a foe, I never lost to my opponent."
Explain to me how Brock won't turtle up as soon as Hunt jabs him once
>>68178505
He had diverticulitis and Overeem was gassed to the gills.
Doesn't count.
We should make a separate /heem/ thread that's title is
>Ariel Helwani first amendment rights btfo
So those circle-jerking cunts can go there to argue about it and stop shitting up threads
>>68178485
DC asked Jon if he wanted him to suck his dick at a press conference. Not joking. It's probably mostly one guy.
>Jon
>>68174039
please please please let us get a fedor vs brock fight at some point
i dont care at all about recent W/L records i just want to see it
>>68179576
>Brock wasn't gassed to the gills
>>68179579
>Some redditter spastic Ariel Helwani nut-hugger is the one ruining the thread
And no one is surprised. Funny that by arguing, he's actually proving UFC's point about taking away attention from UFC 200.
>>68179679
UFC 300 is only 6 years away
>>68179526
that sequence doesnt really tell the whole story
brock shot in deep on a single and ran square into a knee, which led to the hilarious "fall across the cage breakdancing" scene
this is just later in that sequence when he's already fucked
Do you think New York Rick is getting paid overtime to shill here or he just loves Ariel that much to do it for free?
>522 days
Who should Bisping's first title defence be?
At the moment who is most worthy is not entirely obvious.
>>68179860
This fella
>>68179808
Fuck him.
>>68179777
>777
Nice
He does it for free. Have you seen his wife? He does it for free. Trust me.
>>68179860
>not entirely obvious
It's obviously Jacare.
>>68179899
why do such evil creatures exist
>>68179860
its time for my boy silva to reclaim his title
>>68179860
Imagine the memes if Bisping heemed Weidman and blew his dad out post fight
https://youtu.be/MwJIC2vgtJc
https://youtu.be/MwJIC2vgtJc
https://youtu.be/MwJIC2vgtJc
>>68179860
Weidman at 205
>>68179924
M-Miesha?
>>68179899
>>68179920
Really?
His top win is Vitor. I scored the Yoel fight for him, but he lost that one too.
How is it him over Weidman or Rockhold?
>>68179860
Weidman @ MSG
>>68179982
Link her to the past few threads
Ngannou vs Lesnar is the fight to make.
>>68179975
He's the only won coming off a win considering that Yoel popped.
>>68174194
>stop asking about my knees
>>68179944
what an absolute MUNSTER
>>68179924
/875C2F
>>68179982
is there a quick breakdown of what happened?
i didn't watch the whole mmahour episode on it but he said people literally threatened him
>>68180016
But wasn't Yoel popping basically ruled an honest mistake?
Isn't his ban up soon?
Also, considering his win over Jacare hasn't been overturned, he has to deserve the title shot more than Jacare.
Just a reminder that Bisping is actually champion and knocked out Luke Rockhold
>>68179944
>Implying Hunto can beat a healthy Brock Lesnar
>>68179944
if bork suplexes hunt i am going to FREAK OUT
>>68180073
>honest mistake
>>68180081
fucking kek
Could Schaub take Lesnar?
>>68180184
>some podcasting dumbo
may as well ask if Ariel could take Bork
>>68180184
>underrated ground game
>knockout power with some really underrated boxing
>good enough MMA wrestling
>football player athleticism
I think you'd be surprised
>>68179982
>>68180006
Can we stop this autism? As if the last couple of threads weren't bad enough.
>>68180122
I'm not saying that's what it was, just what it was ruled as by USADA (otherwise he wouldn't have gotten a reduced ban)
Now that we know Lesnar is returning, does that open the possibility for Floyd to fight Conor?
>>68180252
No I think you'd be surprised
I think Brock beats him everywhere
>>68180184
I'd say give Ariel the shot against Dana to defend his media privileges, with Rogan as referee.
Something tells me it would get "physical", and I'll end it at that.
>>68180294
Didn't you hear? Floyd vs McGregor is happening in September, they made a poster and everything
Weidman's gonna put the grind on Bisping
What would possess ostensibly heterosexual men to behave like this?
Mark hunt has a horse shoe up his ass
>>68180388
We all know Weidman is slow and weak as piss
>helwani fags
>>68180184
Schaub would unironically KO Brock, this is 100% indisputable fact
>>68180295
i think you'd be surprised
brock has nothing in his arsenal to take down the hybrid, not to mention with the keto diet he is on another level
>>68180406
>ostensibly
post vintage pics
>>68180406
cocaine
>>68180406
cocaaiiinne
and REDBULL
>>68180295
Whats Brock gonna do? Take him down? Welcome to Schaub's world, he has some of the slickest Jiu Jitsu in the HW division, second only to Werdum.
>>68180081
YOU'RE SUSPENDED SHUT THE FUCK UP MATE
if Bork beats Hunt should he get an immediate title shot?
>>68180406
pills
>>68180388
Weidman's best shot at beating him is taking him down and GnPing him but his cardio is weak as piss and it's a real possibility that Bisping out lands and evades him for 5 rounds
>>68180406
>ywn grind on Goldie
bork dumps
>>68180451
>>68180540
Luke Thomas said that Forrest is the biggest asshole he's met while working in MMA media
>>68180546
>>68179871
Is she still even fighting?
And I say that as a fan, she's literally no where to be seen.
Would literally anyone else beating Cockhold be as satisfying as Bisping
>>68180546
So he's going to have a month long training camp to face Hunt? Le fug?
>>68180604
She got memed on by Valentina in December
>>68180275
Just because the ban is reduced doesn't mean he wasn't on PEDs. I'm pretty sure to overturn the decision Jacare would have to have to press the issue. Regardless, you don't give dudes coming off suspensions title shots (unless they're Jon Jones lol) and Jacare is the only contender besides him coming off of a win. He's 13-2 in the UFC.
>>68180597
remember when filli got rekt?
>>68179871
for some reason this reads to me like a dig at helwani
>never listened b4 lol
>this one was great
>glad to watch you spill your purse, crybaby
>>68180624
weidman
>>68180637
Mate this isn't some last minute decision, he's been thinking about it for a while. I think he's been traneing.
Dana also told Hunt to stay ready for 200, so he must have been traneing too, probably not as intensely as a full camp, but moreso than usual
>the majority of people on leddit think Brock is going to win
>via baby hammerfists after he gets a take down
Motherfucker hasn't fought in over 4 years and only hurts memers like Mir yet these fucks think he's going to finish Mark Hunt
>>68180646
I forgot all aobut that.
>>68180665
>MMA """journalists""" taking a """journalist's""" side
>>68180656
>neck size: 24
i wonder what possessed him to get the most dorky glasses possible
>>68180695
Weidman wouldn't bants like Bisping to have Rockhold literally seething
>>68180698
Last I checked Hunts best win is Mir
>>68180698
if hes gassed up my money is on lesnar
>>68180675
he was too stiff
>>68180716
>>68180665
damn, brock was jumpy/nervous as hell
nice of herring to give him a free clean shot to build confidence
>>68180740
shut up
>>68180740
shut up!
i'll rip your heart out!
east coast, east coast!
>"people" in this thread who aren't carbed up
>Ariel bro It's Paulie G you know me bro. Forget the rules. Be a loner my man. You can get more views on your own bro: You have 3x more views then UFC on Fox. Take a different route homie! You don't need them to justify who you are, bro. Listen we love you I love you and that's what matters bro. Peace out Ur the Great one!
>>68180624
maybe Hendricks in a superfight
>tfw using dates in my green shakes now rather than honey
It's nice 2bh.
>>68180810
do both and add some sugar in it for extra carbs
>>68180525
that being said, weidman's gnp didn't look so dangerous post USADA when he fought vitor
>>68180727
>when your chemtrails are getting refuted
>>68180810
put some guava leaves nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKD3B7WKFYY
webm this
Costas phillipou
More like Costas filiwho buddeh
who /Cejudo/ here?
>>68180934
hey
>>68180848
>>68180904
Might do this. Cheers lads.
>people suggesting to put le meme stevia shit in my shakes
>>68180917
he's got some nice mewvs
>>68180947
>cut carbs before a fight
absolute shitkaant
>hendo gives you this look
wut do?
>>68180698
>caring who wins
it's a real life cartoon either way and will be the most ppv buys in UFC history
>>68180947
>gold medal man
>gets out wrestled by mighty mouse
who /ariel/ here
>>68180947
Here. He is an Olympic gold medalist.
>>68180954
Go on finish your sentence
I'm sorry dudes. Dana and his crew have built the sport from the ground up to be told by outsiders how this sport should be runned. This exceptional enterprise has reached success based on loyalty, hard work, determination, and control above all. So i understand Dana's position. It's not like he didn't gave helwani tons of oportunities. He saw it coming. besides, ever Ariel said it. What was the point of announce it first ? 10 min before they did ? wtf. I get Ariel is hunger for recognition and he thinks his fans made him, but in reality, Dana did. So he is bitting the hand that pushed him and helped him. They let the man in, and he is causing trouble. It's pretty understandable they kick him out. That's the truth. This isn't like any other sport. And shouldn't be like any other sport. At least, not while this guys finish what they started.
>>68180991
none of us schlomo, he literally cried over getting fired don't bring him up again
>>68180451
>>68180698
I like both fighters, I hope they both win, but someone is going to be viciously heemed, and I can see it being Hunt. I visualize deez tings.
>>68180980
call my bull
>>68180917
say please
>>68181047
DC is a great fighter. He doesn't deserve the hate he gets.
>>68181080
>>68181037
get the fuck out mandrama fags
>>68181080
preasuu
Are you satisfied?
>>68180800
>Hey fight fans Ted Czech here. Ariel fired from UFC. Banned for life
>>68180980
stop the occular tresspassing on his wife and run away at speed
>>68181121
Reasonably.
>>68181111
quads confirm casual
>>68180980
Gift him Bisping's daughter while I watch in the corner
>>68180451
I don't get why ppl are giving the UFC shit for this.
This is what it took to get Ariel to get spoiling shit.
Notice he didn't leak who Brock was fighting today.
>>68181111
All these flavors
And you choose salt
someone shoop Ariel's face on here pls
Be careful
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https://youtu.be/ibkUbQuRS1E?t=26s
>yfw Bispking makes Weidman pay for his weak as piss trash talk
reminder that too much T turns into E so stay off the gas
Do you care about MMA journalism?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10418058
http://www.strawpoll.me/10418058
http://www.strawpoll.me/10418058
>>68181409
>I could beat him sleep walking
Weidman
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as
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Piss
>>68181450
lol no
>>68181409
Kek Weidman just destroys him in this video
>>68181415
Waht would you do in this situation /heem/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZPs0gtcWk0
>>68181121
No it's trash
>all these shills siding with the billionaire business men
fucks wrong with you people
>>68181409
such a long island mentality
>>68180624
>lazy eye
10/10 2bh
>>68181121
sage and brock saved the day
it would be another typical PPV without them
who would win in Genki Sudo vs Mcgregor
>>68181613
>They are rich and therefore they are wrong
>>68181613
ok bernie, settle down
>>68181121
Wonder how many will fall through ;^)
STOP DOUBTING ME
STOP DOUBTING ME
HEY
YOU BETTER JOIN THE TEAM NOW
JOIN THE TEAM
I LOVE YOU
>>68181613
they provide the fights, ariel is a whiny jew faggot
>you now remember people saying that Rockhold would destroy McGregor
he wouldn't be able to to take that left hand
>>68179709
>Brock
>on the gear
niggas natty bro
>>68181613
I remember when I was 14 too like you and Green Day was my jam.
>>68181409
>i could beat jbj
dis cunt srs?
>>68181555
shit i posted a gay reaction video instead of the original one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Flj_FgV7duQ
>>68181613
fuck off poor cuck
>being this level of goof
>>68174077
>>68174077
you got BTFO btw
Just watched the Jewwani shoot. It's good to see the real nigga part of sports reporting and how impossible it is to succeed without being a sycophantic cock gobbler. I work in entertainment and Ariel's experience is the exact same experience every single person who makes waves goes through. You have to play the game fully and massage the rights balls.
>>68181781
>they call themselves fans
>>68181415
That dude is soft
Get on my level brah. Hard work pays off
>>68181781
typical reddit
>>68181781
These are the kinds of people who leave horrible Yelp reviews when a server puts too much ice in their water.
>>68181781
why do people do this?
>>68179944
>i lost to alistair overeem
>I lost to cain velasquez
>doesn't mention frank mir
why did they hate each other so much again?
>>68174520
>jon..i've been practicing..
>>68181876
they should try setting themselves on fire like those monks. at least that would get some attention
>>68181876
They feel they're "making a difference" as if one sub out of ten million makes a difference.
>>68181817
Holy dooly this man's a monster, UFC HW debut when?
>>68181781
One goof even created a petition on change. Fucking kek.
>>68175971
>where that dick at jon?
>all the mandramafags are in heem again
fuck, we need overoid back
>>68179982
i can't wait until she does porn
>>68181121
this card is so fuckin dope and anyone that says otherwise is a casual little biatch
>>68181906
Steve Mazaggatti, the horseshoe, both have absolutely massive egos, etc.
>>68181906
pretty sure frank said he wanted him to be the first death in the octagon
>>68180991
all real fite fans are
ariel haters are losers who will never have wife and family
>put that dick away jon im not in the mood
>>68181906
He was beating up Frank Mir in the first fight and got caught in a cheeky submission. Also he was talking about all the fights he lost after he got sick.
>haha those redditors care about stuff
>stupid cucks, i dont care bout anything
>n-n-nu m-males
JON JONES!
GET THAT DICK TOGETHER BOY I'M SUCKIN'!
>>68181993
hopefully hunt can BTFO of lesnar and we get rid of these inbred retards
>>68181993
>all the mandramafags are in heem again
Yeah you should probably head on back to /asp/ drama queen
>>68182149
>caring about the dumbest shit on earth
>>68182149
i care about fights, not some whiny faggot who sells gossip
>>68181993
>>68182165
When did you good gentlemen start seriously following MMA?
>>68181288
Can John Cena learn MMA or is he too old? Maybe if he went into it when he was younger he would have had a chance, but just interesting to think about when you see CM Punk and Lesnar competing in both sports.
My insider sources that said Chiesa-Ferguson would headline FN South Dakota just told me Silva-Hall is in the works to headline Fight Night 92 in August
>>68181993
BASED REEM
MANDRAMA BTFO
>people are genuinely angry that Lesnar is back
>>68182244
They're pretty dead set on that Silva-Hall matchup hey?
>>68182180
i dont care about you tho
>>68180917
>240p
I mean, I would but that quality is just too shit to even bother
>>68182282
Lesnar is fine, mandramafags are insufferable though. They don't understand the true nature of being a real fite fan
>>68182282
Yeah 189ers who are mad that Conor isn't the big center of attention anymore.
>>68182311
good one bud, i wish i could upvote you
>>68182230
shame no one will ever love you or wish to procreate with you
>>68182330
>mandrama is insufferable
>shows clip displaying literal mandrama
>>68182330
full
>>68182339
>gets got
>immediate defensive reddit metapost
lmao @ ur life
>>68182386
>thinks im the one who he was replying to
i just saw your post and thought you were a complete faggot
>>68182332
Brock is unironically worse than even Conor, the only reason he sells well is because they're importing professional wrestling viewers, go over to /asp/ and see if those are your kind of people
>>68182311
>>68182339
that was someone else thinking you're an idiot actually
>>68182350
>being so desperate to gain approval from anonymous neck beards on a Cambodian basket weaving board
Just go Ariel. You're a dead Disney meme and irrelevant to MMA.
>>68180440
schaub agrees 100% bro
tho in reality brock controls him on the ground and beats the fuck out of him like he did herring
>>68182453
>he says as he posts the children's cartoon character that he searched specifically for to use in this post
>>68182453
I thought this was a japanese frog posting board?
>>68182369
Diaz bros are the pure spirit of MMA, fuck off
>>68182453
approval from whom? i'm clearly in the minority of posters atm
The 5'10 manlet has nothing on brock
>>68182149
why does she like him so much?
>>68182481
Sure thing /asp/ie
Take it to >>>/asp/ you soap opera loving fiend
>>68182530
that nose aint just for smelling
>>68182467
literally eight years ago
