MON:Habs' Lindgren to debut Thursday vs. Carolina
STL:Brian Elliott (hand) says he's OK for Thurs.
DET:Detroit turns to Howard for Wed. vs. Flyers
TB:Victor Hedman uncertain for next 2 games
MON:P.K. Subban won't play Thursday and Saturday
MON:Carey Price won't play in last two games
WPG:Blake Wheeler scores OT winner vs ANA
COL:Avalanche eliminated from playoff contention
LA:Milan Lucic scores twice in Kings OT win
FLA:Florida Panthers win the Atlantic Divsion
NYI:Thomas Hickey sends Islanders to playoffs
TB:Victor Hedman will sit out Tuesday's game
1st for rags swept
first for pitkänen's amazing career
This is a good thread
>>66637546
>clots "fans"
>watching hockey
pick one
ELITE
Post your playoff brackets/rate each other's brackets.
I'll start you meme loving fucks
Have the memes gone too far?
>>66637628
thats one meme bracket you got there, would put dallas ahead of the ducks tho. otherwise same for moi
>>66637547
He never really recovered from his stint in Edmonton.
Lightning fags watched Stamkos play his last game as a Bolt and they didn't even realize it at the time!
Lmao!
>>66637684
I wouldn't the stars suck and they got a beating the other day by the cucks
>>66637628
Look at how fucking easy Florida's path to the conference finals is. High-meme potential
Can someone please explain the retarded animal clip-art meme? Yes I'm new
>>66637772
You remember 2012? When the 8th seed Kings won the Cup? You remember how good that felt? How legendary of an experience that was? How you knew that it was going to be good for the sport of hockey?
Why don't you feel that feel again? You can. By bandwagoning the Minnesota Wild this playoffs.
>>66637790
fucking spoonfeeders
Who do I cheer for?
Wings or flyers?
>>66637598
you in charge of reading
>>66637653
I can't imagine what it must be like in the Bruins locker room right now. It's probably a real pressure cooker situation.
>>66637827
so you false flagged after everyone already called you out for being retarded? you should learn how to read a clock sunbelt fag
>>66637857
that was me not him anon
>>66637652
>memes
>too far
there is no such thing
>>66637843
I'm not sure this team has a leg to stand on in terms of a playoff spot
>>66637865
Nobodys going to believe you though since theyd rather have more excuses to be mad at tampa. 2bh i dont really understand why we upset so many people on here
>>66637865
he's still a retarded sunbelt fag that can't read a clock
>>66637888
this is true.
>>66637892
I made the comments about stamkos lad. are you dense?
>>66637888
>act like a retard
>mad when people call you retarded
>CLOTS
>>66637908
>acting retarded
>this makes you upset
lad do you know what website youre on? i think you might want to check out have fun boards if youre not looking retarded posting.
>>66637908
>mad
>at a blood clot
>>66637903
and he can't tell that my post was made before yours. are you retarded? he can't read a clock and he's a retarded sunbelt fag.
>>66637908
>mad
>at playoff hockey
wew I know the blue jackets aren't very good but there is at least our fans aren't this perennially butthurt.
>Snowing in April
>>66637926
>>66637927
>>66637941
>clots faggots
>why does everyone make fun of us?!?!?
This is why the CLOTS meme is the dankest, this shit couldnt happen to a worse "fan"base
Better air out the ploff memes.
They might have gotten dusty since last year.
>>66637941
>mfw Tortorella leads the Jackets to the cup
I never really followed the blue jackets but i hope Tortorella can meme them to a cup win in the future
>>66637961
>>66637954
they just need to switch all the months up one and call this march and there will be no more global warming. it starts to snow later in winter and goes on longer in the end now, its just shifted
>>66637975
thanks lightning-kun!
>tfw no good games today
>tfw dota is shit and I've no friends to play with
>tfw no more rum and I'm not even properly drunk and can't be arsed to get out and buy more
what am I gonna do?
>>66637979
I like to imagine that's a pool of tears beneath him.
World is looking up for the Sabres finally. Pretty neat feeling to think that they might finally go back to contending again.
>>66637956
>im the only one out of those that is actually a bolts fan
did you check out have fun boards yet? youd probably fit in pretty well
>>66637961
This got made by Detroit fans after Glendenning single handedly shit all over Tampa's triplet line to the point they broke his hand so he couldn't cuck them anymore.
>>66638020
I'm not the one mad at memes, clots"fan"
>>66637979
>rags
>>66638039
>me
>mad at memes
im pretty sure thats impossible
>>66637812
I'm hype tbqhfam
>>66638070
>Clots
>Meme team
>Meme defense
>Meme goalie
>Worst memes in /hoc/
Fuck off Raul
Meme
Name a better 3C in hockey than Charlie Coyle
>>66637812
why would I bandwagon a bunch of child molesters who are a first round bounce?
>>66637628
No template? Fucking casual.
>>66637954
>be conscription
>sleep outside
>snow in the middle of may
>mfw waking up to it
>>66638129
teräväinen,jenner
>>66638129
Barkov
>>66637812
Rather bandwagon the broad street bullies tbqh.
>>66638143
>tfw
Red Wings are going to break the streak and get meme'd on by /sp/.
I'm not ready desu.
>>66637823
Why not both? Bruins can go to hell.
>tfw last game at the coliseum tonight
>>66637979
>not naming that literallyinconsolable.jpg
>>66638170
JUST
>>66638070
>>66638070
>BLOTS
>CLOTS
>>66638129
Can he even play down the middle? Thought he was a winger...I think you need to play center and win faceoffs to be called a good 3C.
>>66638141
I don't really want the Caps to win, but they most likely will. My way out there bet would be the Preds or Islanders though.
>>66638129
Valtteri Filppula
Wow that was really easy. Next question.
Wednesday Rivalry!
>>66638207
what is that?
>>66638264
>snipping tool
oh
>>66638242
Isn't he a 2nd line center now?
>blots
>>66638232
You have the finals correct but holy fuck there is so much wrong with that
>Preds > Ducks
Rinne is so trash and they have 0 (zero) scoring
>Mild > Stars
Jesus meme magic has its limits man
>Isles > Panthers
Florida has beat the Isles 2-1 in the season series, scoring 10 goals and allowing 6
>>66638141
i got a cheeky 5er on that hawks 1st round exit to the poos
>>66638141
>Dallas Stars vs. Minessota
painting
has this ever happened before?
>>66638292
Right, forgot about the
>CLOT
Then Derek Stepan, behind Brassard and Staal
>>66638292
not normally, but temporarily
>>66638129
How about Bonino, Craig Smith, Eakins, Johansson, and Soderberg to name a few.
Also,
>Coyle
>center
pick one.
>>66638141
mine is the most accurate
>>66638264
Skärmklipp = Screen shot
The picture is something all soldiers have to do once.
>take step into hole in the ice
>swim around until you can ask for permission to get up without any hessitation
>get up
>change cloths outside
>run around until you're warm again
>>66638211
Dunno what chubs is on aboot, coyle is much better on wing
>>66638352
the west is decent but your east is meme as fuck
BICKELL GOT RECALLED FUCK!
>>66638296
>NHL never has upsets in the ploffs
Is this your first time watching hockey?
>Ducks
Ducks are dealing with injuries and the Preds are healthy. Preds also have depth where it counts, down the middle. Ducks don't really have the most stable netminding either. The series is going to be close.
>Stars
What makes you think the Stars are anything but pretenders. The Wild will make an example out of them, and this is the Wild were talking about.
>Panthers
>Kittie cats
Season series doesn't mean a whole lot, especially when it's only 2-1. Isles have a lot of youth in their prime right now and they also have size in their forwards. The Panthers are going to be in tough against them, and even if they get through, they will be done the next round.
>>66638352
>Panthers winning shit
>Dallas winning shit
0/10 because you have the conference names on the wrong sides dumbass
>>66638315
I really can't see the
>rags
getting by both the Pongs and the Craps. It isn't very likely.
>>66638447
I think the pongs are going to burn out pretty hard at the beginning of the playoffs. Theyll be able to force a game 7, but they wont sustain the level of play theyve had this late in the season. I know its a meme but I dont see the craps getting out of the second round it just seems like a scientific law at this point
>that's Rexall folks
>>66638353
fugg
>>66638424
Cool it with the memes dude
>>66638337
Are they signing another center this offseason?
>>66638488
I could see them getting past the second, but losing in the conference finals to a meme Atlantic team.
>>66638488
>good teams cant stay good
this is the dumbest argument
>>66638395
the east is always meme
>>66638443
I assumed west was left because that would have made sense.
>>66638534
>hedman and callahan, and kucherov get injured during the 2nd round and miss the conference finals
>bishop gets explosive diarrhea again
>stralman and stammer still out
>bolts upset the completely healthy caps with an AHL team in 4 games
>Ovie goes on a murderous rampage in the stadium
>>66638296
>>66638424
Lu played out of his mind in one of those games. It was frustrating to watch. I doubt he does as well in a series.
tank nation game thread -- >>66638596
>>66638129
Leon Draisaitl next year
>>66638492
It's the type of thing you're glad to have done when it's over. So it's alright
>>66638734
conscription in sweden?
>>66638758
Yeah, I did it just before it was laid to rest in 2010
Who's the Lela Star of hockey?
My vote is the Canucks
>total smokeshow
>takes a small teensy break
>comes back full JUST
Player choices are probably superior than team choices desu
>>66638938
Nobody cares about your porn addiction chubs
>>66638938
>spic genetics
>>66638938
What the fuck happened to her
>>66639099
That happens to any spic after they get married
Andrew Berkshire
@AndrewBerkshire
Since Dec. 2nd, the Canadiens are 29th in goals for, 30th in goals against.
>>66639099
She turned 30
>>66638322
No it has not.
>>66638938
I'm confused. Did she ever look good? Looks like a poor mans Mandy Muse.
>>66639308
>flyers beat caps in a series
>>66639308
I really don't understand how people think the Stars are going to get past the second, if even the first, round. They depend too heavily on two lines and lack scoring depth. Their defense is also sub par compared to other teams. Plus, Finnish goaltending.
They will be lucky to get past the Wild tbqh.
what did he mean by this?
how hard is simmonds gonna nog tonight?
>>66639308
>stars making it that far
>florida making it that far
>shorks getting past kongs
>preds beating ducks
>flyers making it past round one
this bracket is utter shit
wongs/floyers
>>66639530
>>66639530
>>66639504
>There are people who don't even post on /hoc/ that are out memeing /hoc/ RIGHT NOW
>>66639597
>97
WEW nice mcdavids lad
>>66637520
you are a disgrace of a person you fucking retard.
the most accurate bracket available
How come every bracket I see has Dallas beating Minnesota?
/hoc/ should avoid /bet/ you guys would be profitless
>>66639761
>clots
>getting out of the first round
wewlmao
>>66639761
switch bolts and ducks 2bh
>>66639827
even the AHL bolt squad are better than current detoilet
>blunden will kill kronwall as payback for last years goonery
>>66639830
i actually see that coming down to game 7 which could go either way
>>66639308
N I C E M E M E
Get ready for some more memes, friendo. I'm bringing them.
>>66639859
>"people" actually think he deserved a suspension
>>66639870
nice, I'll try to step up my game senpai.
>>66639870
DANG IT
>>66639825
>being a degenerate gambler that posts sluts from xeattle
>>66638938
oh my god, this is horrible
she used to be great
guys the conferences are backwards on these brackets
>>66639825
Wise men never put their money where their memes are.
>in school
>have history test
>question about Stanley cup winners during this century
>write some canadian teams and a few american ones
>get the corrected test back
>no canadian teams have won this century
Fucking what!? I thought this was your sport, Canada!? How the fuck have you not won anything!!!???
>>66639979
KEK
>this bracket
>this delusion
>>66639967
>detoilet
>>66640036
>tested on NHL knowledge
sweedish education
>>66639969
>>66640036
all canadian players come to play for america
>>66640070
>swedish "education"
>>66640081
What a bunch of hanrejar
>>66640174
the fuck is hanrejar
>tfw Ovie will never be the same he was 07-10 ( 90pts in 54 before olympics)
Ovie made me fall in love with hockey and he is still one of my favourites but he isn't the same. No one ever was quite like him in those years. He is extremely good still and actually responsible defensively but I miss old Ovie nonetheless
Who has the best full beard in the NHL currently?
My list:
Professional: Zetterberg
Pathetic: Voracek
Hobo: Burns
Lumberjack: Garrison
>>66640295
Neckbearded manchild: Ekblad
>>66640281
cücks
>>66640295
Teenage beaner tier:
Sidney Crosby
>>66640357
ah ye america pays more and gets more coverage then canada. plus better locations to play.
>>66640384
Must suck to be a canadian hockey fan
>>66640282
remember when Ovie v Crosby was actually a debate?
>>66640413
Better than sucking Somali cocks all day
>>66640428
If you say so, I'm sure you're quite the expert
>>66640413
thank god I'm an American hockey fan.
I remember once Ruslan Fedetenko said he can't grow a playoff beard because of Cherynobl
>>66639761
>rags
>blots
But then again, the Eastern conference is basically one big meme, so anything is possible.
>>66640467
lel nice comeback mohammed
>>66639979
This is probably the best bracket I've seen on here.
>>66640038
You're probably the anon who thinks the rags are getting past the first round.
>delusion
pretty ironic anon
>>66640422
From 05-10 it was Ovie for me but it was close. I'd still put him in my top5 though simply because absolutely no one scores goals like he does. He will probably go down in the history as the most significant player of his generation though, Crosby is just "the next one", he isn't the GOAT center.
>>66640295
I'd also throw Thronton in there for Lumberjack, or maybe a new category: Hobo sidekick.
>>66640554
And where would you put the best defensive forward from 2005-2010?
>>66640554
Crosby is as GOAT as they come, but he got fucked over by injuries and we will never get to see his full potential because of it. Kind of sad.
>>66640652
back to russia :^))
>>66640690
russian machine never breaks :^))
>>66640718
Nah, it breaks, they are just to proud to admit it and will continue to push themselves in spite of everyone who doubted them. Crosby is still going hard, but he doesn't see the game as well as he did before the concussions.
>>66640836
Yeah I guess ovie sorta takes pride in his durability and keeps playing even when hurt to appear more machine-like. Sorta love that too but it might harm him in the long run
>>66640550
>shittsburgh
>best bracket
lmao
>>66640899
He's Russian, he will be fine
>>66640982
Fuck pedestrians
![tumblr_ma1td0K9gw1r91oiao1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Idq1e1w.jpg "tumblr_ma1td0K9gw1r91oiao1_1280[1].jpg")
Most handsome man in the league desu
>>66641109
>most handsome
>not Ekblad
It's like you're straight dude
>>66641195
>Being attracted to cavemen
Birds of a feather, I guess.
>___t team
>___t fans
>___t franchise
>___s
Fill in the blanks, /hoc/
>>66641254
>shit team
>shit fans
>shit franchise
>rags
>cantpucks
holy shit
https://streamable.com/kqd1
REV UP THAT ORSON WELLES
Craig Custance Verified account
@CraigCustance
"One more year" chants break out for Pavel Datsyuk here at Joe Louis Arena.
Pavel pls
>>66640957
>doubting the kid
>thinks the East isn't meme worthy and the Penguins are just as likely as any team
Why are so many Americans so easily swindled into believing in memes?
>cryers
>It's a "canada gets humiliated across the board" episode
>>66641517
They are literally clueless about the sport.
Draft lottery order:
1. Edmonton Oilers
2. Arizona Coyotes
3. Boston Bruins
4. Toronto Maple Leafs
CONFIRMED
O
N
F
I
R
M
E
D
>Flyers have PP
>Detroit breaks two sticks
>Still can't score
Comedy gold
>vanpooper
Do you think uncle gary paid them off to throw the game?
reminder
>>66641781
A for Arabic?
>>66641781
we both have our credit ratings in our country name
cool
>>66641802
A for Eh
>>66641802
Asian
>>66641773
i doubt it, the league hates edmonton
>>66641802
Arithmetic
OFFICIAL UPSET "MOST LIKELY TO HAPPEN" POWERRANKINGS
>"COUNT ON IT" TIER
1. Wild over Stars
2. Sharks over Kings
3. Blues over Blackhawks
>"MEME MAGIC" TIER
4. Islanders over Panthers
5. Rangers over Penguins
>"CRAZY? CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK" TIER
6. Red Wings over Lightning
7. Predators over Ducks
>"No." TIER
8. Flyers over Capitals
Pretty dank send off, desu baka senpai.
>>66641894
I would put money on the poos upsetting the hawks. sharks wont beat the kongs and mild wont beat the stars
>>66641894
>4,5,6,7
>not guaranteed to happen
Chubs displaying his idiocy again
>>66641922
make sure to report all chubs posts
he is ban evading right now
>>66641894
The inclusion of wild beating stars in the "count on it" tier makes me certain you have at one point in your life engaged in sexual deviancy with underage persons
RIP oildome
>>66641894
Get those pants off of your head you fucking retard
>>66641811
Criminally underrated
>the only reason oilers get a happy send off is they played another canadian team
>>66638133
>child molesters
>uses anime picture
>>66641915
tears in my eyes tbqh
>>66641811
Didn't see this post.
Fucking rekt.
Dumb Ameriscum not realizing they are getting hustled. We are just pretending to be bad.
>muh old barn
People would rather watch in a dump than a palace baka
>>66642091
Jokes on you everyone in the top ten of this draft will bust
>rags
>raggots
>lundshit
>padqvist
>>66642091
how many years will you voluntarily give us the cup before the ruse is over?
>>66642135
>us
my sides he actually bandwagons 23 teams
>>66642107
>that flag
>that post
TOP FIF, LAD
>>66642135
I heard the Toronto rebuild is almost complete. Cup next year
>lmao
>>66642127
>implying a literal beanman will bust
Who's winning the Cup and why is it the Pens?
>>66642134
>>66642195
more spongebob meme plz
also
>pings
>Cup
>>66642281
>American hockey knowledge
>>66641772
Detroit pulling it off. The absolute mad men
>>66641922
>>66641947
>>66641967
>>66641977
>>67948655
Keeping it G ain't nuttin, you ain't gotta like it cause the hood gone love it
You ain't gotta like it cause the hood gone love it
Watch a young nigga show his ass out in public
I got the whole block bumpin
You ain't gotta like it cause the hood gone love it
You ain't gotta like it cause the hood gone love it
Watch a young nigga show his ass out in public
>Flyers
Saturday is the last posting day for Canadians yes?
>>66642402
> wild literally intercoursing children
>>66642422
> he stops posting after the Stanley cup
What are you
>>66642422
suck my cock fagboy
>Flyers choke away wildcard spot to ruins
>>66642469
It's too far down the standings to reach
>>66642422
did you stop posting when your team was eliminated last year?
>>66642472
No
The bruins WILL miss the playoffs and fire that bald buffoon by next week.
>>66642498
My team won their last game :^)
>>66642469
plz let us win saturday
Anyone watching the rexall closing ceremonies?
>>66642531
>pretending to be a hawks fan
sad
>>66642486
I see you also visit reddit.org
>>66642553
>a leaf
>can't watch his team play from April til June
Sad
>>66642496
good thing I have a BBC
>>66642535
I'm hoping for a loss fám
>>66642561
prove you're a hawks fan then I will be upset.
Protip: you aren't.
Kek
>>66642576
I am a hawks fan
Btfo
>>66642625
s m h
>>66641769
>Oilers trade #1 to Yotes for #2 and Connor Murphy
>>66642625
Just a shitposter then lel gg
>>66642625
pics now
Make this picture hockey related
>>66642682
2spooky4hockey
http://www.tsn.ca/mckenzie-s-expert-panel-tackles-awards-questions-1.466001
>“Like a lot of people, I believe [Doughty] is due to win his first Norris Trophy, and I do believe that," he said. "But I am wondering about the timing now. Look at Karlsson's season; look at the numbers he's putting up. It's incredible, really. I do sense there's this sentiment to make sure [Doughty] finally gets recognition, but I am kind of wondering if, given what Karlsson has done, this may be exactly the wrong time to give it."
lel theyère actually gonna give doughty the norris because lelhedue
this ceremony is already shit
why can't edmonton do anything well?
>>66641915
What's this dykes name?
>>66642701
TBF Doughty is really, really fucking good, but Erik is having an amazing year.
>>66642760
>TBF Doughty is really, really fucking good
They gave Ference crutches for the ceremony to try and fool fans to think he's actually injured and not being held on LTIR cause he's terrible
>>66642766
http://war-on-ice.com/playerseason.html?woiid=doughdr89
Go check his stats yourself fagstick
>>66642091
It's for the greater good. The NHL would have collapsed if we didn't let the meme teams win. We have to suffer through this for a few more years to lock their youth down as hockey fans. Maybe even get a couple of African Americans in the mix. Then we can't strike back with a bitterly cold vengeance.
>>66642784
>he believes the advanced stats meme
oh dear
>>66642760
>karlsson having a historic year
>doughty is going to win because voters think he was really good in the olympics and he's due
kek
>>66642801
>Being a Senecuck
Kill yourself my man
