Winner gets to cuck Boston.
Loser also probably gets to cuck Boston.
>>66639530
Lets go!
Flyersssss
H Y P E
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Ready for delicious Cryers tears
LGRW!!!
>>66639580
NBCSN can blow me.
nth for simmonds is gonna get knocked the fuck out tonight
Going to stay positive
PANCAKES
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>tfw have to go to bed after the first period
>>66639621
Stay negative so you don't jinx it.
>mfw both the teams agree to let it go to OT just to cuck the broons
To summarize, Boston is cheering for Philadelphia, Detroit in OT would be the fucking worst.
Flyers are relatively good if they get at least a point, Wongs should probably want to win.
Anyone else have barely any rink sound and the terrible nbc announcers are loud as fuck?
>>66639635
Going to stay negative
>>66639663
Yup that's just how it is. Typical NBC garbage
>>66639663
yeah
>>66639663
I was hoping that I was just imagining it. I'd be less mad if I was actually going deaf compared to NBC screwing with things again.
larkin and greek sonic are gonna create some chances against this slow as shit defense
>pierre with the cold shoulder
lmao at pierre in his cuckshed
>Detoilet
>Philthy
You have to pick one and live there the rest of your life. What's the next step in your master plan?
>>66639781
>>66639791
I'm here in Detroit already, if I have to stay here until I die I will. It's alright just wouldn't want to start a family here and shit.
>>66639813
>2016+
>starting a family
Are you ready?
>>66639845
Who else is going to raise my wife's son?
>>66639845
Yeah, being a genetic dead end is the best possible thing, thanks /r9k/, /r/theredpill, or whatever the fuck kinda mopey shithole you came from.
>tfw cant go to the game tomorrow because grad class
fuck you broons go wangs
kings bro checking in bc this is the only good game on tonight
anyone else got a prediction?
I got 4-2 wongs
>>66639791
I've lived in both and you couldn't pay me to go back to either. Philly is my hometown tho.
>>66639877
lmao TRIGGERED
LOLHELM
REV UP THOSE MEME GOALS
CAN'T QUELM THE HELM!!!!!!
>>66639877
/r9k/ aside, don't you think 7 billion people is e-fucking-nough already?
>>66639791
Crashing Boston's playoff hopes, with no survivors.
SCAAAAAAAAR
Also, anyone else annoyed by NBC calling it a 24 year streak? Its 24 seasons and 25 years.
MEME GOAL
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>Ghostmeme
>>66639894
Yeah, who wouldn't want to make way for Mohammad? Death of the white race when?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
SHANE KEKISBEER ROOKIE MISTAKE
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>cuckadelphia niggys
GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL
>>66639877
i am none of those
>muh genes must be carried on
>I can sense the biological imperative
Good start boys
>pls God Jesus don't let Howard diarrhea all over the bed and walls and carpet tonight
>>66639978
More importantly the rest of the team needs to not give up in the last 5 minutes of the game.
Alright here's the thing Detroit.
If you get these two points tonight, you also take them away from bawwston tomorrow.
Seem fair? Alright it's a deal then.
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""icing"""""""""""""""""""""""
>>66640046
Good deal.
Anyone else tired of the announcers flapping their dick suckers?
>zoom in on mrazek
>"worst record in NHL"
Sigh. I was really rooting for him
Kek, Pierre finally figured out who Blashill is.
>>66640094
Yes, I never thought I'd actually want to here doc meme all over the place
>>66640094
yes
>>66640046
No, fuck philthy suck my smelly penor
stop icing it detwah
>>66640123
>hear
pretty drunk already lads
Post >yfw boston is eliminated
>tripping
refpuck is alive and well i see
Get fucked /tv/ anon. Glenn is ours.
Take a shot every time the announcers give the Flyers a direct compliment.
Bettman apparently wants to keep the streak alive
Does the winner of this game clinch?
REKT
>>66640236
not officially
>>66640256
>>66640256
/scared/ here
>lose this
>blow it against the laffs cause lose to shitty teams is what Flyers do
>trade season sweeps with shittsburgh
>crack under pressure and fuck up agains the islels
ogod ogod
>>66640256
>>66640272
who and what is this?
>>66640256
>>66640272
literally who
>>66640287
We're going to win 3 of the last four games. Just watch.
>>66640304
>>66640322
The Korean guy off The Walking Dead, one of the best recurring guests on Conan (which is why I know him even though I don't watch the show)
>>66640304
Glenn from the walking dead. He grew up in Michigan. They've been going back and forth. I hope we win because he destroyed the flyers on Twitter
Who the hell just screamed like a middle schooler
The one good thing about the quiet audience audio tonight is that you can hear the players swearing at each other on the ice.
Lol Jurco
>>66640389
Probably a flyers fan
Why is it that refs aren't only shit, but they're shit at both calling penalties and not calling penalties?
REFPUCK
They both dove embellished but Jurco really deserved that
>>66639630
Swede, don't do it. We need you.
>Refs
>refpuck so bad even NBC is calling them out on it
>gostshit
REFPUCK
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>>66640481
This. Ghost bear is a faggot.
Holy fuck Glenny and Abby just obliterated them.
Based Glendening
idk who's dropping more spaghetti, the refs or the flyers
>>66640287
Eh... I'm just glad for the gradual improvements under Hakstol. Once the prospects start coming online they're a lock for contenders in the foreseeable future.
>>66640516
This saying almost never happens, please don't go bby. We need you
>>66640459
Sorry, but life doesn't stop for anything. Not even hockey. Will be watching the whole game tomorrow though.
Good night my friend(s)
Pens master race reporting. See you soon Philly
>>66639791
Philly has more major cities nearby and the beach is a couple hours.
>>66640516
he was going innnn
>NBC announcer
>"OOOH PURE MICHIGAN RIGHT THERE"
Wow usually NBC is a dick to the wings
>>66640570
"Stay on your feet"
>o-okay
wtf were abdelkader and giroux doing?
Gg wongs, flyers can't into playing from behind
This is the worst reffing I have ever seen btw.
>>66640559
Noooo, if we lose this I'm no longer stalking you and saving every image you post.
>>66640584
Pierre literally drips at the mouth with jizz at anything Michigan/Crosby related
>>66640626
We all know Pierre doesn't count.
Wongs fans are almost more obnoxious than Crankiees fans
What got thrown onto the ice?
They had a 2-3 second clip earlier of an ice girl running out to grab what looked like an ash yam
There seems to be a lack of people hurting the crowd. That will result in a fine. Remember to speak only in memes or else you will be missing the fuck out.
>>66640626
>>66640636
>>66640584
I know flyers and wings hate each other this season, but can we all agree that NBC casters are the worst?
>>66640620
Follow him to the grave anon he hates memes and the only way we can be free again is memeing like meme masters. Put on your wizard hat and become the meme king.
>>66640618
I've seen worse, but this is definitely in the top five worst ref'd games this year for the wongs. I'm pleasantly surprised that >we are actually benefiting from it more than not.
>>66640670
what.
>>66640659
A placenta
>>66640574
>Philly has more major cities nearby and the beach is a couple hours.
The beach is zero hours from Detroit. But it's not really the beach you'd want.
>>66640659
It's an octopus you retard
>>66640687
Agreed.
>>66640694
Im serious ive been monitoring numerous gamethreads with these losers
>>66640659
its detroit, think about it
>>66640705
Yeah I mean the ocean
>>66640687
Doc is the best. It's just not the same without him.
>>66640670
I know that your entire country missing the playoffs and simultaneously suffering under le weed man is making you suicidal, but please stop projecting.
>>66640687
It is known.
>>66640581
Indeederoo
>>66640620
This post makes me almost hope that Detroit loses tbf...
>>66640719
Because as a Canadian you dont have any worthwhile gamethreads to be at.
>>66640702
top kek, sounds like something vancouver fans would do desu
>>66640735
Oh you're one of those people. "Lakes don't have beaches hurr durr".
So... wongs got the first goal by cheating.
That figures.
>>66640670
Jesus anon. I realize you're upset after last game, and the way you were destroyed. But let it go, you're being a worst shitposter than straya. Enjoy your iced cappuccino or whatever tho :]
>>66640783
Excuses after 20 minutes of gameplay. This guy.
>>66640723
>>66640707
>google "detroit octopus hockey"
>shit's real
what the actual fuck detroit
>>66640802
That ] triggers me. It looks like an autism emoticon because it looks like the face that Poopoojarvi makes.
>>66640775
Ocean > Lake
Because it's exactly the same
>>66640815
Good thing you aren't a relevant team with traditions
>>66640815
how fucking new are you to hockey
>>66640843
Where bodies of water meet sand..... Still a beach!
>>66640815
u srs? is this your first season watching hockey?
>>66640775
You have to be retarded to think the beach at the ocean is the same as the beach at a lake.
Flyover logic
>>66640885
Blackhawks fan?
>>66640811
I used to like you guys before the last game.
>at least we'll make the playoffs and you won't
How's that working out for you?
>>66640815
Please leave
>>66640891
I'm from Michigan. GO TO A LAKESHORE IN MICHIGAN. Ships get wrecked by the weather in the Superior. It's basically an ocean.
>>66640871
>>66640885
I got into watching the playoffs three years ago while stuck in Germany because the only thing in english were the cup finals.
This is the first time I've watched regular season games.
Sorry that I don't know traditions about teams I rarely see.
>>66640933
But it's not an ocean
>>66640937
>beachfags arguing
They're different kinds of beaches. I prefer the ones in Michigan because I don't like the heat, but for people that like warm beaches the coasts are better.
>>66640933
i think it literally was an inland sea a million years ago
>>66640937
Don't worry about it. Detrash fans are a bunch of faggots.
>>66640670
Why did this post get deleted?
Janny confirmed for wongs fan who cant handle banter
>>66640977
what was it
>>66640945
But it's still a beach... The beach is a beach, regardless of where.
>>66640988
a shitpost
>>66640988
A fresh and delicious shitpost
>>66640959
Flyover fags thinking a lake is a small ocean
>>66640977
>>66640988
This isn't /pol/.
>>66640999
Fresh water beaches scare the shit out me. I have no idea why.
>>66640977
because it's fucking /pol/ and /reddit/ related
i guess canadians wouldn't know shit about trying to make the playoffs
>>66640977
One of your countrymen was trying to instigate something.
>>66641040
But the ocean is scarier than a lake anon
>>66641040
Its because when the winter winds blow they'll get your booty.
>>66640999
>a beach is a beach
Obviously you've never seen the ocean
>>66641055
have you ever swam in a real weedy lake with lots of fish? shit is creepy
>the city of detroit's ice
>>66641051
Nothing /pol/ or /reddit/ about that post m8
>>66641065
I was raised in Indiana and was stationed in Florida for 3 years.
The only difference was Indiana beach didn't have the drunk teenagers or felonies for fucking with turtles.
>>66641065
>mfw i was looking at the ocean this afternoon
>>66641082
/pol/ > reddit
>>66641082
Read the rules again. And stop being so new.
>>66641065
This chevy is not a car.
You and your Toyota have obviously never seen a car before.
>>66641092
>Indiana beach
>>66641092
>he fucks turtles
Where in Indiana? I'm currently here and I must say it is one of the most boring states that isn't a literal wasteland like out west.
>>66641040
I'm much more scared of the ocean, I haven't ever seen a fucking jellyfish in Lake Michigan. I'll swim in either though.
>>66641075
I see where your coming from, but I always feel like lakes are a known quantity, as opposed to the terrifying vastness of the ocean
>>66641130
>Indiana beach
>National Lakeshore Park
>>66641125
>read the rules
>for a tibetan bike monument forum
kek. do you have friends irl?
>>66641137
Central.
I won't defend the state, the only thing we have going for us is the Indy 500 mullets and corn on the cob.
>>66641137
He's talking about sea turtles and the laws in Florida against fucking with them.
>>66641156
>lakeshore
Not an ocean
>>66641166
Just stop. You stink of /b/ and underage.
>>66641167
Well it isn't the worst state I've ever lived in, it just, as you say, hasn't got much going for it.
>>66641169
How new are you?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>66641183
>Final deposition point for fine ground silicate particles bordering a large body of water.
Is the argument that it's freshwater instead of salt?
AA
A
>>66641169
>Florida turtles
Treated better than Haitians
DOUBLE MOTHER FUCKING A
>getting styled on by curryniggers
DENBTS
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PAID
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>Anthony see you
GOD DAAAMN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>flycucks
RIP Boston
Jakub is having a bad game.
>>66641146
The Edmund Fitzgerald, a large tanker, was famously sunk in Lake Superior. It still sits way down there today in the murky depths.
>>66641248
he's half black half greek
>two unassisted goals against
gg wongs, flyers decided they'd rather tank than make the playoffs
>>66641203
You stink of having no friends
DOUBLE A. SHORT HAND GOAL. FUCK OFF FLYERS
Voracuck is fucking useless, I'm never even going to try to justify that contract anymore
>>66641283
Oh god that's even worse
>>66641266
try season
>>66641353
Try career
>gf dumped me today and I'm watching the flyers lose at 3am on weekday
>>66641313
Lol
>>66641283
Thought he was just swarthy as fuck for a denbt
>>66641303
You're my friend, anon.
I defended you when mom said you were a fat, worthless piece of shit.
>why can't I hold all these no-calls
>>66641313
>Asian
>Hockey
Pick one
>>66641375
gook got rekt desu, just like glenn
>>66641283
makes sense, that scoring opportunity was basically a handout
>>66641321
I think he struggles to stay in shape. It's always hit or miss.
>>66641321
He's been quiet af since he came back
>>66641374
What are you drinking?
>>66641445
He's German. Probably isis cum.
Gudas has down syndrome right?
>this officiating
>>66641491
nope, just a slav
>>66641491
It ain't easy being cheesy
>>66641485
Dude got broken up with mang, give him a break
wow this bust can't even hit the net
Larkin just shat the bed three times in a row, missed twice and then didn't make an open net. At least his sophomore slump is already starting, maybe it will be over by October.
>>66641491
>down syndrome
>slav
Same thing
>lelkin
how the fuck do you miss that
You're killing me Dill.
>Larkin
>>66641528
And his third shot wouldn't even have gone in if Mason hadn't been there, kek.
>>66641491
Stat wise, he's their best D man. Has been for a while now.
Fear the beard.
what a save
M A S E
>le can only skate fast man
>flyers wasting another gem from Mased God
Meh. Don't care Hes a goon clown with a tard face.
>Try to give your goalie your stick
>Try to pick up the goalie's stick and have your back turned as a shot is coming towards net
>Gudas
At least Larkin has dat two way game
Mason probably deserves the first star right now.
>>66641551
>anonymous site
>create name
Retards everywhere
Cousins is ELITE at drawing penalties tbqh
do a great job on the pp
Glendening is such a based 4th liner
>>66641705
Well cuckshed man
We need to play better
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
flyers that was sad
>literally 5 on 2
>can't score
>cuckadelphia negroes
>detroit can't afford sticks to play with
>the city of gorilladelphia
FUCKING VORACEK STOP SHOOTING IT HIGH YOU FUCKING RETARDED RUSSIAN RAPE BABY
>>66641774
That's a pretty desperate attempt at banter at a time like this desu
Is it Orson Welles time yet
>>66641770
You know what's sad
Canadian teams have no playoff spot
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>66641799
Someone inflated the pucks. Larkin was shooting high earlier, too.
#INFLATEGATE
>>66641770
You must not have seen the first two PPs
Voracek is really off. They actually played better when he was out.
>>66641803
not a flyers fan, just thought it was funny that almost half the guys on the ice didn't have sticks
Mason is the only one who showed up today it seems.
>>66641826
>>66641822
true that would suck if I were a fan of a canadian team
>>66641770
at least there wasn't another shorty
>>66641872
Canadian Cuck
>>66641914
At least he's not a masochist, which all Leafs fans are.
>>66641914
If he lives in Windsor, he literally lives in South Detroit.
>>66641872
Kys bandwagon cuck
BASED HOWARD
>>66641914
no need to get upset my moody american friend
HOWARD
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