TB:Victor Hedman will sit out Tuesday's game
NYR:Ryan McDonagh (UBI) is out indefinitely
NYI:Isles' Gibson will get 1st NHL start Tuesday
WAS:Nicklas Backstrom (UBI) won't return Tuesday
OTT:Andrew Hammond starts Tuesday vs. Penguins
BUF:Ryan O'Reilly questionable for Tuesday night
VAN:G Ryan Miller sharp in 3-2 win vs Kings
LA:Tyler Toffoli scores 30th goal in loss
STL:Kyle Brodziak delivers two goals as Blues win
FLA:Rocco Grimaldi scores twice in Panthers' win
NYI:John Tavares grabs three points in Isles' win
NYR:Ryan McDonagh will be re-evaluated Tuesday
nhl.com
theahl.com
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https://youtu.be/Ug88HO2mg44
best general in a while
craps = literally a team of subhumans
Wings for second round this year
>The dream
4TH FOR PENG-WINS
shinkaruk has 2 goals now
WHY CANT THIS FAGGOT DO ONE FUCKING THING RIGHT?
real thread
>>66622744
>>66622772
so can someone explain how the ahl playoffs work?
isles or rags on thursday? neither will likely want to play the pens, can they both lose somehow?
>>66622794
>Literal Retard
yup
>Gravel, {GRA-VELLE}
why
11th for wings
>>66622803
its like regular playoffs except NHL teams can abduct AHLers at will and totally torpedo their chances
>kongs
how many of you actually played hockey growing up?
>>66622823
Isles are 3-0 in the season series.
>>66622823
Isles obviously. Rags are terrible at playing the Islanders.
>>66622847
no i mean the seeding, like the team in first in the west has fewer points that half the teams below them, what's up with that
>>66622867
>>66622863
both true. isles do tend to show up more to those games, rags tend to look soulless under AV
Which nhl superstar has the smelliest farts?
>>66622895
Yeah but as an Isles fan, id rather the Rags play the Pens. Isles and Pens makes some good games but the Pens are good against the Isles.
who /hypedforplayoffs/ here?
>>66622912
i'm also an isles fan and i agree. normally i wouldn't really mind playing the pens but they are white hot right now. thankfully we are getting hamonic back.
kongsflams going to o o o o vertime
>>66622873
dunno exactly, i think it's something retarded like points percentage.
1.Pittsburgh
2.Rangers
3.Washington
4.Tampa bay
5.Carolina
6.Boston
7. Toronto
8. Buffalo
1.Detroit
2.Nashville
3.Chicago
4.Vancouver
5.Calgary
6.Sanjose
7.Anahiem
8.Kings
Thoughts?
>>66623028
0/10
Who /nonplayofffan/ here?
Hoping the sharks make a run because if they win then there will be some great memes and if they lose then there will be some great memes
>>66623028
Shit or b8 can't tell
>>66623048
>0/10
>he responds
dummy
Wew kings won without trying
>flim flams
>>66623097
i enjoy cheering for the oilers to blow it. god i hope chiarelli fucks it up this summer somehow.
>>66623124
>The city of Calgary
At least the ducks can still beat the jets
>>66623097
Hoping for the lightning for pretty much the same reason.
Also >muh sunbelt broship
>>66623097
just cheering for kongs to lose in first round so canes get a better pick
>>66623165
>broship
go the fuck away apehoop
>>66623154
>pokememes
fuck yeah brah
also who /completelyfucked/ here
>>66623183
I'm with you bro, fuck the kongs
>>66623211
If you stick around I'll make your zap dos better...might take me about an hour or so.
>>66623211
>>66623244
Put the kitties logo on the other wing and give him a pub sub in each talon.
>>66623264
Like this.
I just had a wonderful dream
>>66623244
>about an hour or so
jesus m8. my #1 rule for making pokememes is to never waste more than 5 minutes on any single one.
>>66623287
sabres don't get scyther u can have torros
gotta give a big thanks to Carolina for beating the Broons tonight.
Much Love,
Wongs fan
Is it >rags time yet
>>66623287
>Not making quality goods
>>66623264
>>66623284
>its a horse fucker helping a sandwich fag
no wonder everyone hates these faggots
>>66623308
torros is a dallas stars fan
>>66623313
fuck you
>>66623284
Kill yourself
>>66623314
>mad
>at food and cartoons
How does Panarin even count as a rookie
![tumblr_static_7jv0vstyghcs40osk0cg44g8k_640_v2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/M7nACda.jpg "tumblr_static_7jv0vstyghcs40osk0cg44g8k_640_v2[1].jpg")
Was this beautiful man the best non obvious draft choice of the last draft?
>>66623353
>supporting a horsefucker
kill yourself autist
Dubs and Don Cherry has an aneurysm at the start of the playoffs and dies.
We were raised
With the stick
And a pair of blades
On the ice we cut our teeth
We took our knocks
In the penalty box
Our mother was the referee
This sport was here
Before we came
It will be here when we're gone
The game's in our blood
And our blood's in the game
Lay us down under
A frozen pond
We will fight to the end
We will stand and defend
Our flag flying high and free
We were born the child
Of the strong and Wild
In the State, the State of Hockey
A big blue line runs around our state
A line that can't be crossed
The day they try to take this game
Is the day the gloves come off
We will fight to the end
We will stand and defend
Our flag flying high and free
We were born the child
Of the strong and Wild
In the State, the State of Hockey.
can this be a pokememe?
>lightning taking a giant dump on the ice and people still get mad at them
This team is meme magic
>>66623462
are the lightning the best non-traditional market?
>>66623385
he only shows up during the playoffs
>da city of baawston
>Bombston Ruins
Feels good to be a canes fan
>>66623484
That would be sj. Hockey has grown faster there than any other non-traditional market
It's our turn this year hawks bros. No cup stealies.
>>66622873
Basically, since the Pacific division now exists, and they play fewer games due to travel costs, everyone is based of point%
From the website:
"The top four teams in each of the AHL’s four divisions as ranked by points percentage (points earned divided by points available) will qualify for the 2016 Calder Cup Playoffs, with one possibility for a “crossover” in each conference: if the fifth-place team in the Atlantic or Central Division finishes with a better points percentage than the fourth-place team in the North or Pacific Division, it would compete in the other division’s bracket (see diagram at right).
Home-ice advantage in all series will be grantede to the team with the higher points percentage.
The division semifinals will be best-of-five series. All other series are in a best-of-seven format. "
>>66622927
>ywn play for the Mongolian national team
Fuck this gay earth
>>66623484
Best at what? Actually being a good team? Memes? Bootyblasting traditional markets?
>>66623486
Ty based canes
>>66623576
A guy I play with at pick-up used to play for a pro team in china
>>66622823
rags fan here. i want to be wc1 going into playoffs. i think the atlantic division is way easier, espeically if blots dont have stamkos and stralman
so isles plox
>>66623544
"no"
>I wish Marc was back
>Evgeni yelled at me yesterday
>Why does Phil always want burger King?
>Tfw can't post on /sp/ because of the game tonight
>>66623566
Stealie wheelie incoming. Swiggity swooty kings coming fo dat booty
>>66623663
>8 rinks (that I know of) in the bay area
>largest ice hockey facility west of the Mississippi
>largest adult ice hockey league in the US, with divisions from rookie all the way up to former nhlers
>just hosted the usa hockey junior national championships
Pretty good for somewhere that has seen exactly 0 snow since the last ice age.
>>66623737
nobody gives a fuck about hockey in cali. thats just because cali has the most money of any state
>>66623756
If nobody cares then how is it the largest adult league in the country?
Who the fuck is Patrick Maroon and why is he first line in Edmonton
>>66623770
kek wheeler eats shit
>>66623803
It's a big state, don't act like people are driving 7 hours from LA to play.
The bay area is just 7 million, which would be the 15th largest state.
>>66623770
>he likes hipsters
GET OUT OF MY SPORT
>>66623800
He was a duck
Is it true Publix subs give you blood clots?
>Ducks
>>66623154
Fug fucking OTL
Erik Erlendsson Verified account
@erlendssonTBO
And now #TBLightning officially announce both Hedman and Callahan out tonight
>CLOTS
CUBANS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>66623800
He was a knight
>>66623866
yes, just ask Stamkos.
>analslime cucks
what do you guys think the new red wings stadium going to be called?
I want to buy the url and sell it to mike illitch for like $50,000
>>66623848
not bad. saved.
>>66623154
I don't think so tim
>>66623154
>>66623901
LEL
Kings can win out for the division now
>>66623916
the detroilet
>>66623916
> mfw its actually this
>>66623945
>>66623942
Still a point behind Anaheim and Anaheim has one more game then them.
>>66623970
Not him but I think they still play each other once so if kongs win that then they move ahead
>>66623970
No, they are tied in points now (99). Thursday night's game should be a good one.
>>66623917
Did it on my phone too
>>66623848
>fuk_ponek
>>66623917
Don't have to color him for the flyers noice.
>>66623994
Agreed ducks vs kings games are always GOAT
>>66623994
Anaheim just has the tiebreaker
>>66624033
Anaheim has the game in hand tiebreaker but the >kongs have a pretty big ROW advantage (45 to 41)
>>66624000
Whut?
Is there more likeable team than kitties?
>wake up
>Boston found a way to lose against Carolina
>>66624415
I don't like them at all
>>66624483
https://www.nhl.com/gamecenter/car-vs-det/2015/10/16/2015020060#game=2015020060,game_state=final
https://www.nhl.com/gamecenter/car-vs-det/2015/10/27/2015020127#game=2015020127,game_state=final
and this was before canes became elite in december
>Cucks
>>66624623
>canes
>elite
>>66624415
barkovs head shape wew
>>66624623
Meh, Detroit always shits the bed against shit teams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X23v5_K7cXk
when does it end f@m
>>66624947
When you go back to watching the bucs instead desu
>>66624985
>instead
>implying I dont suffer though the entirety of tampas shit show major league teams
how about them gays
>>66624778
literally every team says this and it especially isn't true for detroit
record vs playoff teams 16-16-5
record vs non-playoff teams 24-12-6
canes being the only non-playoff team detroit has a less than .500 record against
>>66625032
do you ever fucking go away?
>>66622668
I'll post whatever memes I want friend.
sup /hoc/ its been a while how are you pups doing
>>66625081
no
>>66625097
>clots are so underage he doesn't get the OP
>>66625097
suffering
>>66625104
fair enough.
>>66625081
He's here all day long
>>66625133
dont worry ill probably take a day or two off when the bolts get btfo in the first round. then ill bandwagon the ducks and be back
>>66625053
>you actually looked that up
>>66625156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsL4fTJ_9lE
>>66625156
>>66625259
delet this
>>66625327
no u
Will oil oil oil get to ruin another top prospect's career by winning the lottery again?
>Nylander had to shut his twitter account down because some people were offended by his name (@snizzbone)
>Canada
>not New Sweden
lel
Poopinjarvi
>>66625405
is he actually autistic? i always just thought this was a meme.
>>66625417
From all the material I have seen, I would describe more like simple minded. He is a genuinely nice guy but you can tell he hasn't been to school since elementary.
>>66625417
I thought all Fins were atustic?
Give it to me straight /hoc/, what are the realistic chances for the New York Rangers this year?
>>66625504
Im no expert but my calculations say 100% chance of no cup for lundpads
Red Wings pokememe pls?
Florida are a shitty meme team.
>mfw this webm might be relevant again this year
>>66625504
Losing to Pitt 4-1 with no survivors.
>>66625504
>rags
>>66625559
Not with MAF dead they won't.
>>66625526
tbf guys
>>66625575
backup is better than maf desu senpaitachi
>>66625630
Flower put up a .921 this season even with a mid-season coaching change, shifting from a shit coach, and going to a brand new season.
That's pretty good desu.
>his team isnt in the playoffs
>>66625661
Smuk put your fucking name on and meme with us.
Hope you like my meme :)
Tomorrow, we celebrate.
>>66625680
Saturday is the true holiday desu
>>66625689
>tfw I have a post in all three
>>66625705
>tfw working in the evenings this year during the playoffs
Gonna miss the shitpoosting desu
>>66625661
s-stop
>>66625680
Funny how the Pens literally came back from a 3-0 defecit tonight against the Snes
>>66625719
>Shane Doan will literally never win a cup
>>66625714
The nice thing for me is that I work at a hotel. So even when I work evenings I can put the lobby TVs on hockey. Really helps make the shifts pass.
>>66625719
here friend, feel better.
>>66625666
nice satan trips but smuk_anok is gone forever, he only lives on in our hearts and our memes
>>66625743
PUT YOUR FUCKING NAME ON REEEE
I HATE THIS PLACE NOW JUST COME BACK
>>66625689
who has the >rags image?
>>66625803
This one? I have tons of >rags images lel.
>>66625807
>44041
yeah I think that's it. good times those were.
>>66625817
It's always a good time when it's >rags time.
>>66625820
I don't always shitpost but when I do it's >rags
>>66625727
He'll lift the cup as a yotes manager / coach and it will be the most glorious day of my life
>>66625798
This. We can get by the whole horsefucker thing if you keep producing top notch memes. We need you for playoffs smuk
>rags
>rags
>>66625850
>>66625856
>rags get swept in 6 in the first round
>>66625858
BOUNCE THAT ASS UP AND DOWN THE ICE
Shit team
shit fans
>>66625864
I really could I'm not even memeing
go kings go
Holy shit. Forsberg's goal was fucking sick.
>>66625346
what does snizzbone even mean
jesus christ im fucking tired of people getting offended
>>66625526
>>66625417
No. He's just thick as shit.
He probably barely passed elementary school and hasn't been doing anything besides hockey ever since.
>>66626118
Kek. Is he really that dumb?
>tfw the New York Rangers will win the Stanley Cup
>>66626278
>Tales from an alternate universe
>>66626215
Kid has spent twice as much time on ice than in school
>>66626278
>rags
>>66626215
For a young guy in Finland the inability to speak enough English to get through a basic hockey related interview without an interpreter is all I need to know.
Even the least educated bydlos/hicks/rednecks know how to speak English here.
>>66626313
I can't wait for him to be drafted. Every interview he has is going to be meme-worthy.
Please don't let him go to Canada, Finland.
RTS Sport Verified account
@RTSsport
Hockey: le Suédois Marcus Paulsson (32 ans) et le Canadien Devin Setoguchi (29 ans) quittent Davos #RTSsport
LEL
>mfw I may or may not have just killed Steven Stamkos (or someone who looks similar to Steven Stamkos)
>>66626407
elaborate
pulju and aho in the NHL next season, cant wait
>>66626407
Instructions from the team doctor clearly state he is only to receive one pub sub per treatment session. Any more could be a clotastrophe.
>>66626444
Laine better
Aho Calder
Pulju Art Ross
Laine rocket richard
>yfw there's an NHL player posting in this thread right now
>>66626470
Don't use Greek content please
>>66626034
snizz is apparently a slang word for vagina. Wouldn't surprise me if he didn't even know that himself.
>>66626025
Marek Malik 2.0
>>66626370
>frogspeak
>you weren't born in the USA in the late 80's to a white upper middle class family to spend your childhood in the true golden age of the greatest country on earth before tumblr and sjws fucked up everything
>>66626662
Felt good
Now all I feel is hatred
the Kings are winning the cup and division desu senpai
Hyvää yötä Suomi
>>66626811
Kauniita unia :3
>>66626811
Voi vittu
my 30 days ban is over now lads
>>66626858
What did you do?
>>66626867
i critisised mods for giving too many unnecessary bans for people
>>66626811
good night american man
sleep tight big boy
because i am going to go
and bang
poem made by me
also barkov elite
i mean 10 seconds holy sshit
best duo in hockey
>>66626959
is it too early to meme post?
>>66626968
never too early never too late
Hat tricks:
Finland: 2
Sweden: 7
>>66626977
big deal
atleast the most elite center is finnish
you know who im talking about
>>66626916
>Zibanejad hat trick in 2:38 > Barkov's 10 second goal
>Forsbergs two hat tricks in three games > Barkov's 10 second goal
Barkov = bust
>>66625264
2bh the Oilers would be a good fit for Pullyouyarvi, he seems like an Oilers type of guy, ready to have his career ruined.
Laine would fit in Toronto, and Mathews in Columbus.
JUST
>>66626991
>Zibanejad
>Swedish
He's either Finnish or Iranian fuckwit.
>>66627009
Say that to his passport.
Also
>Zibanejad is more finnish than Barkov
Top flippin' lel!
>>66627021
Barkov is honorary finn
>>66627027
>having to adopt players from Russia so that you have something to meme on /hoc/ about
lel
>>66627021
>Passport determines true nationality
It determines where you can live and what government is responsible for you, that is all.
Is Zibanejad Swedish purely because he has lived in Sweden and has had the government provide for him?
He has those Finnish genes that let him excel, if he was Swedish he would be a nobody.
>>66627060
>Zibanejad would have been #4 in finnish points if his passport would have said Finland
>more points than Busty Granlund
Top lel
Passport/citizenship determines nationality. You might not like it, but it does.
Besides, he grew up here.
There are no objective factors that determine what it takes to be "swedish", "finnish", "australian". So there is no point in even having that discussion.
>He has those Finnish genes that let him excel, if he was Swedish he would be a nobody.
>would have been #4 in the finnish points table
>is #13 in the swedish points table
His finnish genes are holding him back m8
>>66626662
I miss the 90s so much.
Listened to the new Weezer album and it hit me pretty good.
>tfw no kings gf to playfully gloat in front of me when her team beats mine
>>66622860
Still do. Never played in a junior program but it's an awesome sport with mates nevertheless
>>66623803
>over 7 times the amount of people than there are people in Finland
Though they may have the same amount or less white people than we do. What a memestate for hockey
>>66627292
>california
>5 million white people
ayyy lmao
>>66627292
>finland
>white people
>>66627429
whitest in the world. Feels good lad.
>>66627429
racist
>Top scorers with 10 or less PIM
Since ROR is a drunkard who crashed into a Tim Hortons, Barkov should win the Lady Byng in my humble and objective opinion
Strombone
@strombone1
Anytime you add a 68 to a 1 the total will always amount to good times...... #JagrBomb
>>66627497
Barkov should ein hart to be honest
>tfw the team you follow won their last cup the year before you were born
>tfw they'll win their next cup the year after you die
>>66627546
Ironically the best thing for Edmonton would be to fall to 5th or 6th pick so they're forced to draft juolevi or chychrun. If they have the top 4 or even 5 pick they will waste it an another forward.
>flyers can clinch a playoff spot with 3 points from detoilet and the laffs
>>66627612
Detroit vs Philly tonight will literally be a playoff game.
canes gonna win the lottery
heard it here first
>>66627630
Some bretty gud games coming up on Wednesday and Thursday
Detroit/Philadelphia
Detroit/Boston
Ducks/>kongs
Islanders/>rags
Blues/Hawks in a first round preview
>>66627653
Would've been funny to see Detroit's streak ending right after Babcock left, but Boston finishing 17th twice in a row is probably even more hilarious
Fuck the broons, go flylels and wongs
>>66627675
>Boston finishing 17th 2 years in a row
You're also forgetting they opted not to trade loui and will more than likely have him walk for absolutely nothing.
Tip top mother fucking kek.
Wings or flyers tonight, /hoc/?
>>66622668
>your face when you witness da Stars win da cup
>>66627546
> the team you follow missed the playoffs the year before you were born and have not missed then since
> also 4 cups
>>66627675
lel boston is literally new calgary in iginla,kipper era. top fucking kek.
>>66627690
le absolute madman strikes again
