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>"Wer will 95 Prozent sehen? Das ist nicht genug!" Jürgen Klopp ist nach Liverpools 0:2-Niederlage bei West Ham United hart mit seiner Mannschaft und sich selbst ins Gericht gegangen - und belehrte auf der Pressekonferenz einen Journalisten.
guess the team hasn't adapted yet to "vollgasfußball mit 110 %igem aufopferungswillen"
literally cringe when burgers deepthroat german cock
>>64634958
>posting this early
>>64640732
He is doomed according to Memeverlagerung!
i almost called spielverlagerung "memeverlagerug" in real irl life like a week ago
>>64634958
hello!
>>64641070
not aloud here
Grosicki (Rennes) is linked to Hertha or Frankfurt for a move this summer
>>64641044
Happened to me too one time.
>>64636229
Guy from yesterday here. I'm to lazy too make a new thread. Just go with the flow Finland. Mods delete double threads anyway.
CHI CHA RITO
>>64641970
post pictures of your cat.
>>64641970
post clips of women getting fucked by machines.
>>64636229
Ok binland whatever you say
>>64641995
>>64642489
both of these tbqh
>goatkreutz to shitgart
lamo desu
pretty shit desu
>>64642586
he dutt it again :- D
>>64642601
>they'd still be shit
wew lad
>Sami Khedira sorgt sich um die Konkurrenzfähigkeit der deutschen Weltmeister bei der Europameisterschaft in Frankreich (10. Juni bis 10. Juli). In ihrer jetzigen Verfassung sei die Mannschaft "ohne Chance", sagt der 28-jährige Mittelfeldantreiber von Juventus Turin. Khediras Meinung nach waren die Leistungen der deutschen Nationalelf in den vergangenen Monaten schlichtweg "nicht gut genug".
>Dass Khedira mit Blick auf die EM dennoch positiv gestimmt bleibt, hat eine Menge mit dem Bundestrainer zu tun. Löw spiele "eine ganz, ganz wichtige Rolle" und sei ein "Glücksfall" für den deutschen Fußball. "Wir alle akzeptieren und respektieren ihn", sagte der Führungsspieler, der es wertschätzt, auch Einfluss auf Löw nehmen zu dürfen: "Was ich gut finde und mir imponiert, ist, dass er als Trainer offen für die Meinung von uns Spielern ist. Er hört uns zu und ist bereit, mit uns auch mal zu diskutieren."
>So ist sich Khedira trotz aller Mahnungen dennoch sicher, dass die DFB-Elf gute Chancen hat, wieder in die Spur zu finden. Er sei "total überzeugt", dass das Team die notwendige Stabilität wieder erlangen kann. Und dann sei man "nur schwer zu schlagen. Dann sind wir im Rennen um den Titel definitiv dabei."
ugh.
>>64642601
>>64642611
This Tobi Hannes.
>>64642709
l-lewd...
guud morneng /bundes/
>>64643081
morneng
>>64643081
guttäää mornääängääääää
denmark?
I'm watching 4 schanzen tournament now
>>64642709
No way this is real
>>64643283
do you have a pic with all the bundes winter training camps?
>>64643270
It's Lotzen.
>>64643270
It's Lena Lotzen.
>>64643318
thank you
>>64643283
rare
bored
>>64643566
damn
>>64643566
What's Thiago doing in the England squad and why is he sitting at the negro table?
>>64643566
Merkel was right. Multikulti a shit.
Palace v Chelshit right now. Diego Costa looking cinematic in the rain.
>>64643318
>kebabliga
>>64643566
back of the picture
back of the bus
>>64643638
I want to say he is keeping Coman company, but I don't want to sound racist.
>>64643081
guttääÄäÄä mornäÄäängääähäähäääääääää
>>64643719
I popped in five minutes into
>people wanted Pedro at Bayern
ward got slept lmao
Execute all Germans.
>>64644250
/cric/ pls
>>64644264
>LE YOU ARE LE GRIG XDDDDDDD :D :D XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>64644326
see here
>>64644243
>>64644430
cancer
>>64644452
this
>>64644452
denmark is not cancer
>>64644559
liver cancer
>>64644559
smileys are
I do not get how they are ubiquitous now
>>64644603
this
^^ and xD are the only ones Germans need
>>64644588
good one
>>64644614
:D is still the superior smiley
>not using 8)
D:
ಠ_ಠ
:3 is still the best one
>>64645206
slut
What is ^^
A girl once did it to me
>>64645233
She wants your Schniedelwutz
^^ this
>>64645233
shes making fun of you :+)
makes sense
Stop it with the smileys!!! >:-(
:)
can we ban rb forever
Here we all are, spending our Sunday just waiting for official confirmation of GroBkreutz to Stuttgart.
:o)
>>64645558
mfw ლ(ಠ益ಠლ
More like Grosskreutz
Why are there no female darters?
>>64645558
More like waiting for work to finally start again
>>64645802
this tßh. I'm getting all nervous sitting around doing nothing ( #`⌂´)/┌┛
It's Schumi's birtday today.
Do you think he knows that?
>>64645802
ugh
Is Kraftwerk autism set to music?
>And if I burn down the city, would you pull down my pants
???
>>64645941
for example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3f-JwOGO1A
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mkd7LbQnfIQ
>>64645941
It's in the air for you and me
>just marathoned those Kraftwerk videos
Missed the goal
>>64646232
>>64646343
19:30 Valencia ? - ? Real Madrid
>>64646413
Yes
19:30 Valencia 1 - 4 Real Madrid
what can you even do on an absurdly cold sunday evening
>>64646498
Burn stuff
bum stuff
>>64646498
get comfy and watch nfl redzone
>>64646888
>watch nfl
nty
>>64647013
hehehehehe
>>64647013
What's the next part of their plan? JK they don't need one now and are pretty much certain to stay up.
>>64646498
Doing absurdly cold sunday evening stuff
>>64647013
>Jürgen Klopp they don't need one now and are pretty much certain to stay up
>>64646498
Watch Glögg
>>64646946
>watching cartoons
What reality is he trying to flee from
>>64647208
We have 30 points already. Stuttgart's need for Kevin is greater.
>>64647307
Aaahhh
>>64647856
Oh God
>>64647856
>>64647939
I've wondered if the key to success in the big clubs is taking those psychological things inti consideration. We know that players are being "observed" when "going out"/"partying" and of course their social media accounts, but I've always wondered if they have to unfold their entire life infront of a psychologist in order to eradicate every tiny deficiency in the players head.
If you have ever enjoyed a sitting with a psychologist you will know how uneasy he will make you. Questions like "Do you masturbate a lot" are the lesser evil
>>64648029
well, do you masturbate a lot?
>>64649361
Yes
>>64649416
good for you
>G Nev playing a full back as a winger
tfw terrible migrane that wont stop
>>64650606
Oh right this is also the fight of Gary Neville against Real Madrid
>>64650739
Have you tried watching ASMR videos or drinking tea and water while having the windows opened
>>64650606
Is it Skhodran Mustafi?
>>64651327
i am drinking tea with a cold towel on my forehead but it doesnt seem to help much, opening the windows would be a suicide though
>>64651741
Maybe you need someone to give you a scalp massage
>>64651394
It's the wonderfully named (for a defender)
Joao Cancelo
>>64652620
Because he cancels (out) every attack the opponent initiates, or at least tries to, right?
>>64652716
Yes
>>64652716
He cancels the show
>>64652808
Is that a saying?
Nice goal
>>64652943
>>64652843
>>64652970
It sounds like it could be a Italian or Spanish phrase
>>64653130
Holy shit, my sides
Just visited /deutsch/
"lair" means a comfortable dungeon you live in
am i the only one in here who has never played or watched darts
>>64654436
Real Shitdrid
Finally Pepe gets a penalty called against him
>>64654502
Never watched it either. But I played darts a few times in some shabby old German bars.
>>64655038
You lucky BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64653380
???
>>64655356
I didn't want to quote her
>>64655311
What's so lucky about that? Have you never played darts in a Altherrenkneipe?
>>64655497
read >>64645156
>>64655551
I would love to play darts in a Altherrenkneipe with you
>>64655605
me too bb....
Not even watching the spanish league
Assikneipen are highly entertaining. Crazy barkeepers, drunk regulars, weirdos, students, Hells Angels, old ass Schlagermusik. Go visit one, you won't regret it. Get a Deckel and get fucked up.
And you can smoke inside, that's also nice.
>freie Bahn mit Marzipan
hehe
Can confirm what anon no.4656231 just posted. Altherrenkneipen are love, Altherrenkneipen are life.
>>64655442
Whom?
>>64656614
I will visit one when I visit Germany this year
>>64656715
see here
>>64656765
Gary Anderson is world champion of darts zurück zu zurück
>>64656614
Go ask some locals before you visit one. The can be pretty hit and miss.
>>64657170
meant to reply to>>64656765
Gary Nevnille
>>64657328
You look pretty stupid now haha lol no offense I know that feeling
Arsenal about to take lewandowski , thank god
Going to miss the comfy evening darts in the days to come
>>64657522
>watching anything but the world cup
>>64657458
Any reliable source?
>>64657588
>>64657522
There is some on the BBC? Is that non league darts?
>>64657647
yes :D
>>64657721
Yeah, but it's just not the same. The Sky commentators sure are shit, but they are also more comfy to me than the BBC and BT ones
>>64657740
:-D
>Köln-Trainer Peter Stöger verspürt keine Eile hinsichtlich seiner Zukunft. „Es braucht sich niemand Sorgen zu machen. Ich bin auch mit einem Vertrag bis 2017 in Köln glücklich“, so der Coach. Der FC möchte mit Stöger zeitnah verlängern.
Just do it Peter!
pls......
>>64657771
Try the german ones lol
>two denmarks in the 180 thread
Night
Did anyone see the Real Madrid and Valencia goals? I didn't see the last two goals
>>64658058
We should ask Hiro to ban all Danish posters but DENMARK from /sp/.
>>64658058
Good night
>>64658181
this
>>64658162
We should try and summon the brit webM poster.
>>64658225
Just reactivate your trip
>>64658162
>>64657512
>>64657603
goodnight
>>64658181
yes
Very funny picture from twitter
>>64658419
"""funny"""
>>64658471
meh
>>64656765
my old bf made me go once to meet his "friends"
i hated it
Tomorrow's Kicker:
244 BL-Profis haben ihren Feldspieler der Hinrunde gewählt:
1.) Douglas Costa (30,3%)
2.) Aubameyang (23%)
3.) Müller (14,8%)
244 BL-Profis haben den Trainer der Hinrunde gewählt:
1.) André Schubert (35,2%)
2.) Dardai (27,9%)
3.) Schuster (11,5%)
>>64659965
tids or gid de fug out :DDDDDD
>>64649361
Was that really a question that needed to be asked?
>>64662299
Obviously, mister double dubs.
God, I fucking love this general. You people are amazing.
>>64663209
*blushes*
>>64663209
Whoops wrong thread
>>64663209
I love you too
And you >>64663249
>>64663209
Agreed, we just need some grills and were set
Woah :(
>>64663264
we all love you too denmark
>>64663306
>>64663209
>>64663250
>>64657458
>Bayern would let Lewa go
>Lewandowski would want to go without having won the CL
>>64667687
Good morning
>>64667687
fuck off tuchel
>>64670867
get this fat kid out of here
>>64671118
He's not fat, just still in his growth phase.
>>64671716
well, he is growing
>>64670867
wonder where will he go after this season
>>64673451
dortmund or leverkusen
>>64673933
>dortmund
bitte?
>>64673980
>>64674026
reus doesn't need this traitor.
>>64673933
desu i have no clue where could he go
used to think maybe arsenal but now that özil is actually good there is no way wenger would buy him to play as a winger
night bundes
>>64661007
>no Guardiola
Oh wow. He won vital games with his tactics single-handedly.
Meanwhile other coaches just had a good mind game and told their players to defend and counter attack, defend and counter attack.YAWN
>>64663209
Because those were triple dubs, not double dubs, right?
>tfw flying down to Florida to watch >Schalke
>>64675746
Night
>>64676150
But you're flying to Florida because of Florida, not because of Schalke, right?
>>64676189
I want to see Schalke, Howedes is my favorite player and I like the team. They are playing in this tournament:
http://www.floridacup.com/
I live in Alabama so it's not too far.
>>64676210
Well enjoy your trip
>>64676210
last years florida cup was pretty good
>>64676239
Why
who stuttgart here?
>>64676226
>>64676226
Thank you, I am hoping to somehow get Howedes to sign a jersey for my dad. He would be very happy if I did that. He is a surgeon who is busy and cannot fly down.
>>64676239
Yeah I am hoping it is a good week of games.
>>64676249
köln won it also it was cool to see the brazilian teams
>>64676263
Let's see what kind of broadcastings will be available this training camp season
>>64676150
I was thinking of doing the same, but now it looks like a road trip to other side of of the country came up at the same time.
Spread the memes for me while you're down there, Anon.
>>64676250
I was born there :D
>>64676118
poop pls
The darts final is on all the news sites and they just mentioned it on the radio.
I don't think I've ever heard anyone talk about it before outside the obscure tv station that carries it.
>mfw it's snowing
>>64676210
how come you are such a fan of höwedes?
He is a good and loyal defender but i am still wondering why an american would like höwedes out of all players
>Der Leihwechsel von Bayern-Talent Sinan Kurt (19, Foto) zu Hertha BSC ist so gut wie perfekt. Nach „Bild“-Informationen treffen sich Hertha-Coach Pál Dárdai sowie Manager Michael Preetz am heutigen Montag zu abschließenden Gesprächen mit dem Technischen Direktor der Münchner, Michael Reschke. Der Linksaußen soll bis Sommer 2017 ausgeliehen werden – mit Kaufoption.
>„Er ist eines der größten Talente Deutschlands. Wenn man die Möglichkeit hat, so einen tollen Fußballer zu bekommen, dann muss man das machen“, wird Dárdai von dem Blatt zitiert. Kurt kam in dieser Saison im Profikader der Bayern nicht zum Zug, spielte insgesamt 15-mal für die Regionalliga-Vertretung (1 Tor/3 Assists).
Hertha got screwed over tßh.
ManCity wants to buy Sane for 55 (fifty-five) million Euros.
>>64678705
why don't they shop at aldi like all the normal people
>>64678778
>german humor
>>64678795
what humour? are you just spouting memes?
>>64678829
yes
>>64678705
i dont believe that
>>64678843
give me one of them "why does he wear the mask"s
>>64678919
just to cover the raw flesh
a rather ugly brother with flows thats gorgeous
>244 posts
>36 poster
Nice community you got there
>>64678983
My IP count shows 45 posters.
>>64679000
mine too
>Der frühere Bundesliga-Coach Michael Oenning (Hamburger SV, 1. FC Nürnberg) ist nach über vierjähriger Abstinenz zurück im Trainergeschäft. Der 50-Jährige wurde am Samstag beim ungarischen Erstliga-Aufsteiger Vasas Budapest als Nachfolger von Interimstrainer Simon Antal vorgestellt. Zur Vertragsdauer machte der sechsmalige Meister keine Angabe. Vasas steht nach 19 Spieltagen nur dank der besseren Tordifferenz auf einem Nichtabstiegsplatz.
Totally forgot about him
>>64678983
That's still pretty good. 100 lurkers, 10 posters, 1 Denmark
>>64678983
thanks
>>64678573
Benny is the GOAT.
No one is more handsome, cute, dreamy and dedicated.
>>64679152
M A D A U S M Ü N S T E R
A
D
>>64679259
>No one is more handsome
He's 27 and already balding
why is this league under Mexican meme domination?
Chicha is literally taking a shit on German defenders
>>64679321
You could say the same about Aubameyang, Lewandowski and Müller
>>64679298
That doesnt make him any less attractive.
>>64679350
Well he is kind of attractive, I'll give you that. And now that I think about it he's also quite underrated.
