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West Indies 6/207 after Day 1. Rain expected tomorrow.
England 5/566. Shit Efrica on genocide watch.
Next BBL Game: Hobart Hurricanes vs
Melbourne Renegades
>>64642721
1st for West Tendies
>>64642721
get some new pics for OP you autist
My last three digits is stokes final score
>declaring before Stokes gets his 400
fuck off
>>64642727
That sounds brutal m8. Just how chronic and intense is the pain?
I hope you get better m8, I really do. You're one of the very few /cric/ posters I'd actually like to meet irl,
Is Bin Stukes going to make 400?
>>64642748
Maybe someone attractive like Elysse LOL
>>64642718
long after you die of obesity.
> 7 posters
kek, nice poomunity
thread counter's back
>>64642721
seen any faces today?
>>64642757
#formingfriendships
>>64642754
>Stokes is the highest run scorer in test history
>>64642727
thats shit mate
daniel asked >>64642757 what I was going to anyway
Can you still play sport and run? How much does it restrict you?
>>64642764
james pls go before i release all your personal details
>>64642768
Shut the fuck up dickhead.
>>64642767
>pajama cricket webm
Fitting filename I guess
>>64642762
Ellyse literally married a shitskin. Holly is pure
>>64642762
elite truth bombs
>>64642771
>LE FUG LE STATSGOOK HE CANT INTO EMPATHY
kys
>>64642782
>>64642776
>>64642784
everyone knows asians have no emotions
Bairstow going ham too
No 300 for Stokes unless Cook really pushes the declaration out
>>64642768
> being a nice person is something to mock
>>64642792
>>64642802
omg she is literally perfect
>>64642721
Who is this stump grinder?
>>64642807
>>64642802
>look mum i posted it again
Absolutely lost the plot. This bowling is just embarrassing.
Bairstow can feel content when he hangs up his gloves at the end of his innings
Can a human literally hit out to 400 off 300 balls?
A man only has so much steam, you can't swing all day without it taking a huge toll on your body. Yours first 6 is easier than your 40th without a doubt.
It's incredible he's just come back from a dislocated shoulder as well.
In terms of next records, whats the highest ever team innings (like 900 iirc?), highest ever partnership, highest score for a 6, best 6th wicket partnership, has anyone ever got 200 and 5 wickets in a game? Most runs in a day?
How much history will we see today? I'm excited.
>>64642809
Holly mate
>>64642809
scroll up two posts
>>64642815
are you, dare I say it, on suicide watch?
>>64642815
It wasn't that shit yesterday
Oiled my bat 4 times today lads
>>64642818
>"Stokes is approaching the highest score by a no.6 in Tests - currently 250 by Doug Walters vs NZ in 1977. Oddly, higher scores have been made at no.7 (270 by Bradman) and 8 (257* by Wasim Akram)"
lol statpadding bradman at 7
>>64642818
They are about to break the highest 6th wicket partnership I can tell you that much. If he gets to 300 it'll be the fastest one ever easily, a good chance he will have the largest amount of 6s in any test innings ever too.
>>64642816
He barely made a hundred, pretty pathetic effort really
>>64642820
Thanks mate
>england's best partnership in 50 years
top lol
which franchise is the blue team with the lions helmet?
Now the world record 6th wicket partnership
Bane and Watling on pooicide watch
>>64642830
I enjoy Bradmans asshole mentality and statpadding tbqh
Not quite, taking perverse pleasure in watching Stokes' knock to be honest
Bairstow goat
>>64642844
Voges+SOS > this
Why don't Sauth Efrika just bowl England out?
>playing ICC
>opposing team always declares after 600
>even when a batsman is on 99 on debut
I'm convinced Steve Smith coded that game.
why did james stop posting
Had a cry today lads
reminder that this literally isnt even the best partnership in the last month
>>64642858
I've got other team declaring at 298 not out, TWICE
And yes, my bowlers are that shit.
>>64642865
This is literally the greatest partnership this year
can someone webm that sudden zoom on Cook with glasses? Right after the 124th over. will be the best meme reaction ever
>>64642858
>>64642867
Is ICC 2015 decent?
>>64642859
kek, he's literally shitting himself right now
do it lad
>>64642860
You okay lad, want to have a talk?
Hows life going for you at the moment, death of anyone close or what?
>>64642830
He did it a lot when the conditions meant early wickets would be sacrificial lambs. Don't blame him though as Bradman scoring big runs meant Australia wins desu.
the only test matches should just be the ashes
every other shit cunt team can fuck off
lmfao
>MORKILL
>MORKLEL
>dropped
>runs away for 4
TOP
FUCKING
KEK
>seth afrika
>>64642878
well i did tell him to go so maybe he has
Mornay just wanted to keep watching this
>SNORKEL
ahahaahahahahaa
JUST
>>64642877
it's the same
If you feel like getting addicted to it again then yeah get it for the new stats but otherwise it's identical
s2b Morkel tbqh senpai
Now we all know this is fixed.
>batting past 600 and not declaring
now THIS is statpadding
>>64642885
Steve Smith is so good he also has the highest partnership
>>64642879
Thinking of Phil Hughes brah
>>64642898
The last one I played was 2010. Anything new since then at all?
you've literally got to be shitting me
wow
>LE IRONIC SNORKEL CHEERS
food plate lads
>>64642907
Why declare when you're scoring like this and it's not even tea day 2?
Stokes is tired as fuck I dont think he cares anymore.
>>64642894
do it anyway
>>64642912
It's okay lad, you will make it through.
death is a natural part of life. people will die, it is a sad part of life but think of the fun times you had watching him play.
>>64642920
because on the other team are two of the best blockers in the game?
>>64642913
A bit, but fuck all in comparison to what you'd expect.
>>64642907
It's all happened so quickly there is no reason to declare. THis is pure mental disintegration, forcing all the Saffers to stay out there in the sun chasing the ball all day.
>>64642907
>declaring now and denying your teammate a deserved triple
hello steve
>>64642926
Amla and Cruella have both peak
England Ashes victory confirmed desu senpai
>>64642930
he's fucking ages away and Bairstow's memeing it. I'd declare at tea regardless of what he's on. 700 is probably too much.
>>64642922
Thanks lad
>>64642922
>it is a sad part of life but think of the fun times you had watching him play.
but I have very few good memories of him playing
Even though he made those debut series centuries, my memories of him are mostly 'c Guptill b Martin' and being a rabbit in the 2010/11 Ashes
going to fuck a 9/10 Japanese chick tonight.
>>64642912
You need to get a Phil Hughes tribute tattoo mate
>>64642938
Who says he can't get 300 by tea
>this chubby MILF blowing bubbles
i would tbqh lads
>>64642941
getting in your last few shitposts ay?
>>64642941
Hello James.
>>64642757
>>64642771
Well I could've barely walked for a while. Thankfully school vacation after so had 2 months in bed, gained a shit tonne of weight though lel.
As of now (5 years later) I'd say it's chronic but isn't intense pain, well at the least I will feel pain after say 5-10 minutes of running but I stop immediately before it gets to a restricting point. Don't do anything but casual things now really, like going to the nets with my friends or just a small divegrass sweat where I just body people instead of having to keep up with them lol.
Tbf I took bowling trials last year when I went Barbados with my cousin who just wanted me to get back into it, and I did well, didn't feel pain much at all that week.
>fastest 250 of all time
Keep 'em coming
>>64642941
You have a tripcode on 4chan, I sincerely doubt that
fucking hell
>>64642948
just letting you guys on why I won't be doing any karaoke tonight
>Drops catch
>Runs him out anyway
What the fuck man
>>64642945
he'll get it in the next over at this rate
what the fuck is happening.
>dropped
>run out
Shit end
>drops him
>runs him out instead
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>DE SHITTIERS
chokes all round kek
Jesus fuck.
memey finish
fucks sake I was laughing too hard at the drop
>>64642961
you will be committing sudoku though
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
YOU CAN'T
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
>>64642930
>not declaring before Bairstow can get his maiden century
SEETHING casual spotted.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/743961.html
There was still an hour left to play but he wanted to get back to the hotel early.
>this dismissal
meme as fuck
>>64642958
>everyone on 4chan is a fat neckbearded virgin, just like me!
>boy if I dared to don the trip, there is not a snowballs chance in hell I would ever get laid!
I'm not going to tell you to kill yourself, that's not my style. Instead I'm creating a new meme. SYSO (sort yourself out).
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>TFW The South African betting syndicate has run out over 250 so had to be dropped off dollies twice.
Momeme pls send the score to 666
>miss literally every ball so far today
>stokes out first ball I watch
You're welcome guys
>>64642940
Then focus on those fun times, or other fun times involving him with other people
>>64642939
No problem lad, i am always here if you want to talk
jesus fucking christ that is the biggest meme dismissal
>NO DECLARATION >NO DECLARATION >NO DECLARATION >NO DECLARATION >NO DECLARATION >NO DECLARATION >NO DECLARATION >NO DECLARATION >NO DECLARATION >NO DECLARATION >NO DECLARATION >NO DECLARATION >NO DECLARATION >NO DECLARATION
Cook you fucking madman
>tfw listening to extremely pretentious skramz and not knowing how to feel about it
72 fours (seventy two)
>>64642953
That's nice to hear, I thought the injury was recent.
voges and marsh confirmed for best partnership in the last month
>>64642985
Why do you call yourself Reality Check when you're such a freak?
>Stokes
>Run out
Colour me surprised
>>64642999
Screamo is fucking great lad don't be a muh cred pleb
And don't call it scramz
>declaring before Bairstow's 200
fuck off cook
>>64642998
You were saying?
Welsh flag, u wot?
>>64642998
Guess he was reading your posts m8
England have once again shown a complete lack of respect to GOAT Moeen Ali, and I hope he turns his back on them and returns to his native Pakistan as soon as possible.
>>64643011
i have called it skramz since 2009 lad
jesus christ what a meme declaration
no need to declare, they've batted so fast they should have batted into tomorrow and score 700+
>>64643017
Rasheed.
>>64643014
Welshies support England too mate. Ashes are played at Cardiff for a reason lad.
> Declaring before Bairstow's 400
>>64643005
It's irony because he needs a reality check. Also because all he does is post ficticious stories about himself.
RC is so desperate for attention I wouldn't be surprised if it was a woman.
>>64643005
Yes I am a freak, a freak of nature. Not many people are like me, not many have the intellect I do and can cut directly through the bullshit without giving a fuck. The name in a way is a metaphor for my existence. While others are bogged down in the prison of their own delusions, I break out beyond the realm to see the nature of mankind as it really is. When I post, it's usually in response to some idiotic comment someone's made, so I give them a bit of pic related.
should have sent jimmy out just to declare on him getting a century again
>>64643022
Why? It seemed a pretty good time to declare?
Will de Villiers score 400?
Is the captain waving from the players box really all he does to declare? Is it a signal to the umpires or his batsmen? How to the umpires or batsmen even see it? Is the captain relying on the ground to have a camera on him and show him waving on the big screen?
>14 year old skramz
KEK
When did South African cricket die lads?
Was it at Memeden Park when they got memed out by rain?
Was it on the dustbowl that was Nagpur?
or was it right here?
>>64643037
See, it's this sort of shit.
why do SA choke so much? more than other teams.
AB is the safest fielder yet under pressure drops that catch. Also goes missing in knockout matches after hitting meme centuries of 50 balls.
>>64643042
0 (400) desu
I am SEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING he didn't get his triple Tbh. Also SEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING that the partnership was 399, not 400.
What a fucking waste.
>>64643037
Satanism doesn't work out in the end. Its good for a while but it ultimately leads to emptiness. You know what you need to do
>>64643014
>>64643029
It's England AND Wales, technically.
They might as well just give up
>>64643042
I don't think there's 3000 balls left in the match
If we can make at least 250 for a change, all will be redeemed
312 runs in 39 overs today.
>>64643049
New Zealand's Brave Grant Elliott killed it once and for all desu
>>64643049
South African cricket hasn't been good since Apartheid
>>64643049
It started dying when Smith retired, but this is the killshot. Literally, because this will send them down from the #1 rank.
shame i missed out on the fantasy bbl
i thought of a good name for a team; CuttingLinguists
broad 7fa
>>64643059
It's because Henry VIII was part Welsh. Once again it's up to Australia to educate people about history.
>>64642767
>filename
TOP kek
>>64643074
>leave the #1 ranking to me
>no.1 test team
>>64643074
>because this will send them down from the #1 rank.
and guess WHO will replace them
>>64643068
That's pretty good I guess
>>64643086
nope, >we're going 1st after the Windies series
>>64642767
>saw file name
expected ball to go into the crowd desu
>>64643074
Why did Smith become captain at like 22 but retire at 30?
>>64643089
Why is Smoth so fucking weird
>>64643095
That's assuming we can beat WI this test, which is only a 99% chance
i fucking hate steve smith and i cant believe he is our captain
i want to murder him and give the captaincy to watto
>>64643082
Got nowt to do with cricket that m8
>>64643100
Couldn't handle Bitchwide pooiciding his career.
Literally the same reason Bitchwide retired after Kane pooicided his career jej
fuck me can cricinfo cucks go a session without mentioning sachin
>>64643101
> Blue eyes
> Professional sportsman
> Good hairline
Handsome accomplished pic
sad I went for a run and missed that elite RC outburst complete with a 2005 macro in real time.
I really doubt the intelligence of someone who writes like that, let alone can't seem to gather an insult beyond "fat" "virgin" or "teenager"
>>64643113
But he make the Kingdom of England, which is different to England and includes Wales. Google it.
>>64643095
According to the rankings predictor, India go to #1 if England win this series.
http://www.icc-cricket.com/rankings-predictor/test
>>64643100
you've answered your own question
>>64643100
Because he saw the future of south african cricket and didn't want to sully his good name with it
>current ICC Test player of the Year
>no1 in Test cricket
>Reigning, 5(FIVE) time WORLD CHAMPIONS
>Best opener in the world
>LITERALLY Four-horseman tier fast bowling once Starc, Pattinson, HazleGOD and Cummins are all fit
>best spinner in the world
>best allrounder in the world
>best wicket-keeper in the world
>best coach in the world
>best Paki in the world
prepare YOUR angus
THIS is the beggining of the next Australian Golden Generation. The previous one began against the West Indies in 1995. The new one begins against the West Indies in 2015.
>>64643130
australia go above india if they win in sydney
>>64643135
>best Paki in the world
Meme Ali plays for us m8
>>64643135
>best allrounder in the world
who?
What will the SA 1st innings score be lads?
320 imo. de Villiers gets 88.
>>64643135
>best coach in the world
But that's not Hesson.
>>64643135
still lost the ashes though didn't you cunt
>>64643148
watson
>>64643149
very plausible
>>64643135
yeah but our captain's shit
>>64643126
Still don't see the connection to cricket
>>64643148
I'm baffled
>>64643151
>UNIRONICALLY picked Craig in ALL THREE Tests
nope, its not
>>64643162
So ponting era then?
Was out this morning wtf happen did SA bowling attack just not turn up this morning? 629 holy shit i did not see that coming
>>64643148
Steve Smith you casual
>>64643162
Khawaja will literally be captain by the next Ashes. Cap this post.
>>64643148
must be talking about starc
>>64643149
SA's first innings will be 204. After they're followed on, they'll score 600 and win.
>>64643168
You're right, its not like he picked New Zealand's MVP in the World Cup. He needs more genius, like Lehmann who unironically picked Maxwell over Hughes, unironically picked Siddle in the UAE, unironically picked Cummins for the Ashes and unironically picks Joe Burns as an opener.
Hesson has made one blunder in his career so far, and that has been Mark Craig. Lehmann has dozens.
>>64643155
That doesn't count because it wasn't on channel 9
>tfw need to move out by the end of the month really and too scared to message people about houses because my German is terrible. I can't just smile and nod now, I have to make the move.
Google translate is shite as well right?
Going to be odd without my hippy housemate and his hot boxxed room, shit reggae and organic bio save the environment products everywhere whilst he has 2 computers a tv, phone and tablet running.
>>64643165
Well test cricket is played by nation states. Once of those nations states is England and Wales
lyl
Shambles
literallly kill me
>>64643194
Darren Lehmann:
>Won the World Cup
>took his team to No1 Test team in the world
Mike Hesson:
>Beat Sri Lanka at home
know your stuff
>VAN LYL
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>6463148
James Hopes lad
>SHIT AFRICA
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
HAHAHAHA
0-2
>>64643220
>>64643219
>>64643214
what happened lads?
>>64643194
Cummins has only played 1 test and it was back in 2004
>van Lyl
>>64643209
>taking #2 team to #1 vs taking #8 team to #3
desu senpai
>>64643186
>no 5fers
>best all rounder
>>64643228
Run out for the first wicket.
>>64643215
Meant for >>64643148
>can't enjoy the cricket because I have work tomorrow
Who /back to work/ here?
>>64643219
You can't make up a run out?
this isnt a defeat
this is disintegration
only time i've ever seen anything like this was the 13/14 Ashes.
But this is at HOME
KEK
>>64643238
>vs taking #8 team to #6
fixed
lelgar's fault 2bh
>>64643176
>>64643204
...because Henry VIII's grandad was Welsh?
Smith looks like that lesbian man off glee
>>64643209
>YUH results
Top kek. I bet you think John Buchanan was the GOAT coach.
Hesson has pretty much transformed the culture of the team, while laying the roots for the future generation, while achieving unprecedented results with New Zealand. All Mememann has done is further the status quo for the past 15 years: homebabby results, win the pyjama cup, win in South Africa and suck dick everywhere else. Top kek. Nice "influence" he has there.
>b-b-b-but he has beers with the boys and slags off Broad on the radio
I could have coached Mitchell Johnson to winning the Ashes or Starc to winning the Cup. This is an objective fact. I don't care what damage control you have in retort, but this is the actual truth and only a literal PPSB would disagree.
I genuinely know you're a lobotomised Channel 9 casual if you are unable to acknowledge the superior influence Hesson has had on his team in contrast to Lehmann. You and your parents should be ashamed for such "opinions" to be posted here.
>>64643257
>>64643238
ignore him
He will offer rational analysis on any other team, but when it comes to his precious Poo Peelia logic goes out of the window and memespouting comes into the fore.
It's genuinely embarrassing.
>>64643271
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2615995392/nm0635851?ref_=nm_ov_ph
>>64643272
This is some powerful autism right here
>>64643281
Why are kiwis so jealous of us?
>>64643272
Don't use my gimmicks if you're going to post crap like that.
>>64643272
>MUH CULTURE
kek
KEK
K E K
>>>/reddit/
>while achieving unprecedented results with New Zealand
name them. The New Zealand team under Ross Taylor did better against Australia than the one under #ForeverFaster
>All Mememann has done is further the status quo
Australia was in disarray when he tookover. he took over after #homeworkgate which was the absolute all-time nadir of Australian cricket. he took Australia from no5 to no1 and won the CWC after >we had been PTFO'd last time
>>64643272
>I could have coached Mitchell Johnson to winning the Ashes
NO you couldn't have
Johnson's career was finished. he was about 7th in the pecking order before Lehmann came in. LEHMANN brought Johnson back LITERALLY because of his muh pace meme.
New Zealand has achieved nothing
Mike Hesson has achieved nothing
Brendon McCullum has achieved nothing
Kane Williamson will NEVER achieve anything
>>64643311
>>>>/reddit/
>you of ALL PEOPLE typing this unironically
kys
>>64643272
i'll give you johnny, that team didn't need a coach
symonds got dropped because he would never read the 500 page essays he gave out to individuals
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64643337
Shane Warne detected
>>64643342
>P-P-PLEASE NOTICE ME BIG STRONG REALITY CHECL
>>64643337
AND turning up hungover to ODI's
Inb4 ICC harbhajan conspiracy
