Get in here and continue to mourn the loss of mouyes lads
Palace: Hennessey; Ward, Dann, Delaney, Souare; Lee, Jedinak; McArthur, Puncheon, Zaha; Campbell
Chelsea: Courtois; Ivanovic, Zouma, Terry, Azpilicueta; Mikel, Fabregas; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Costa
>John Mikel Obi says Guus Hiddink has told his players to 'play like Chelsea' and has brought back some belief without changing a lot...
Chelsea will finally stop pretending they are shit
>>64643289
#tacticalgenius
"play like chelsea"
Rooting for the meme team.
Literally none of the chelsea 11 impress me at all.
>>64643310
It's pretty clever desu
>crystal phallus
>>64643289
that comment is in line with most of Rodger's gems at Liverpool.
>>64643289
>pretending
>that palace team
Jesus Christ, I think >we might actually win away today
>No Cabaye, Bolasie or Wickham
This is about the best time to face Palace I reckon. Go chelsea
How do you guys think Hiddink compared against your Mourinhos, your Wengers or your Klopps?
He's not done that well since he left Chelsea the first time.
>>64643317
>Fabregas; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Costa
this used to look scary af but now it's just like lel okay then
>>64643397
Wenger
Mourinho
Klopp
Dogshit
Hiddink
Hazard will score 2 (two) goals today
mark my words you turbans
>>64643397
He's a complete meme and has never won anything meaningful as a manager. His greatest accomplishment is managing South Korea when all the games were rigged in their favour.
inb4 muh European Cup. He fluked his way to the final on away goals and won on penalties.
>>64643468
Keep dreaming Eden
>>64643553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSCUhqsy4Nk
Why are they called Crystal Palace if their stadium is made out of steel and concrete? Also is it really a palace if no royalty lives there? Or does one of the princesses live there, probably one of the ones nobody likes/fat, right?
>>64643289
>"play like chelsea"
Utter shit?
Can you place bets on how many dives Palace will complete?
>london
>shithole
pick 2
I'm actually really starting to like Crystal Palace at the moment. Some nice flair players, passionate Ultra fanbase and they're putting together a string of good results.
I'm a Leceister fan at the minute but the way our season is starting to look after the last few results, I may start supporting Palace instead. Where my other Eaglesbros at?
I don't even like football. I just watch it so I have something to talk about with my wife's son.
reminds me abit of the british summer
Palace are a small club with a small mentality.
bet diego won't show up today lads
the guy is a fraud
I love Selhurst Park after Palace have scored a goal.
solid entrance imho
Chelsea win 2-1 fags, screen cap this.
ps. Jose did nothing wrong!
>rain
100% a 0-0
palace are such a meme club
the mascots are just the icing on the meme cake
>a handy team
>a useful team
>commentators in charge of making meaningful statements
is there a minimum stadium capacity for premier league teams? or is it just whatever you've got?
Your zoumas and the like have massive thighs
>be loud, be proud, be palace!
God, might as well be in the MLS with that level of corniness.
HOSAY MOREENO HOSAY MOREENO HOSAY MOREENO HOSAY MOREENO
>>64643670
>Not calling a Mile Jedinak blooter in 76th minute
>South East London
Just fuck off, Palace are basically in Surrey.
Anyone else struggle to make out what the fans are chanting 99% of the time?
I only get it if it's a chant I already know.
>>64643635
I know that feel.
I've started watching it so I'm able to connect with my son. He's always going to games with his step-dad and they always have huge in-depth conversations about players, tactics and managers etc.
>>64643698
>own goal
>1-0 Chelsea victory
This will happen.
>>64643592
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Crystal_Palace
Now go suck on a buger
What's your favourite Chelsea chant?
Mine is
>CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
Football and shitposting is our only solace in this period of no anime.
>oscar
kekking hell what was that
typical scummy palace behaviour
>>64643709
yes, it's because of my shit stream though
>>64643686
Just what you've got. Away allocation is based on % not number too.
>>64643686
There are requirements regarding the facilities, but capacity doesn't factor into it.
You get paid part of your TV money based on how many seats you have thought.
Do it for him Palace!
>>64643720
>YELLOWS YELLOWS YELLOWS
>>64643720
mine is "PUSH THE NIGGER OF THE TRAIN"
Holy shit
>>64643709
yewah
>there are people who genuinely thought Hazard was up there with your Neymars, your Suarezs and your Mullers
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
>>64643742
how many neymars, suarezs and mullers are there?
>frazier campbell is still a premier league footballer
lol wut
>Putting your face down to ball level when someone wants to shoot said ball.
>Asspie
>>64643742
I've been away for a week, is this a brand new meme?
I'll let my friends know
>>64643742
>muller
sneaky.
he's good tho. maybe not neymar.
>>64643748
LITERALLY could have killed him
>>64643749
About three.
>>64643748
>>64643749
more Mullers & Suarezs than Neymars I'd imagine
>>64643748
Nowt wrong with that to be frank.
>>64643750
>Campbell played for England
>>64643749
>>64643742
What is this fucking plural name thing, there's only one of each, die of a painful disease
>>64643728
>>64643729
thanks
Who /beatthestreak/ here?
>>64643748
E COULD AVE DOID
>>64643748
>trying to do a phil jones tier sliding header
deserved it desu
AZZAR DED
Those shorts make your hazards ass look amazing
>>64643777
new meme, gotta keep on top of these things lad
>>64643753
didn't you get the memeo?
Anyone else really fucking bored?
>hazard pretending he has penis
>>64643797
>almost a week into the new year already
i'm fucked.
>>64643797
This
Sure Pardew is doing great but how does he compare to your Mourinhos, Guardiolas and Van Gaals?
What the fuck are these kits, too similar desu
Is there a more plastic club than Chelsea?
>>64643797
I'm going out to get some fags even though I don't even smoke I'm that bored.
>>64643794
>new
Is pluralising names really new to you? We say it all the time IRL.
Am I weird for thinking solitary confinement in prison seems more of a treat that a punishment?
>>64643626
>Here m8
>>64643793
He's still just a shit Ben Arfa
>>64643797
yeah might have a bath desu senpai
>>64643713
Comfy / 10
>>64643816
MANCHESTER CIRTY
Are palace considered a cringe team or a meme team, can't quite decide
could do with Eva to caress that groin tbqh
>>64643819
Edgy
>>64643831
A beautiful team mate.
>>64643819
Get your human psychology right, la
Solitary confinement is like torture
>>64643827
>Amerishot
>valid opinion
No.
Dirty palace, same against Swansea, kicking, diving, shouting handball at anything,
>>64643797
always
Hazard getting completely exposed this game.
>>64643797
Here to shitpost but the thread is so woefully slow that there's no fulfilment in it. Is there a way to shipost IRL?
>le dribble and fall over man
>Hazard
Chelsea literally has no idea what they're doing
>hazard
>shitlard
hazard going off injured
i fucking hate life
>>64643837
I've been watching EPL long enough to be your daddy m8.
>>64643847
Get on a bus and shout at minorities
>>64643831
Fans are becoming increasingly cringey
Sounds like hazard wasn't for to start, waste
>>64643847
Do this. It's as close as you'll get:
http://youtu.be/zmI-hGthrwA
>>64643848
>not loving the rain
Pussy
Is Hazard white or North African? Can't tell
>>64643468
>>64643857
I doubt you could be his dad at 23.
>le dribble and get injured man
>Its Hazard injured episode
What a travesty
>>64643847
Go to India
LGTSS
>AZZARD
>LE CUT RIGHT MAN
>CHELSHIT
>>64643847
Go to a shop, pay in pennies
Eva is back and Hazard going for a cheeky half-time shag?
>>64643848
Who are you quoting, pham?
He couldn't be fucked playing in the rain and went off "injured".
pls be ok hazard :^)
Will hazard score in 2016?
Who /ABC/ here?
>>64643894
to be fair, it really is horrible out there, I'd probably do the same
>>64643873
>saving a thumbnail
>>64643898
no, I got 20 quid on that m8
>>64643468
You (You)
>>64643468
(You)
>>64643901
everyone by the looks of it
>>64643779
i used to play that shit nigga with my m8s
literally the worst shit ever
>all this Hazard hate
why? Torres has had a few bad seasons as well and nobody ever said he was shit...
>>64643909
>>64643901
Is this man a former chelsea player? I see his picture here a lot, but I don't know who he is.
Chelsea literally look like shit. I cant wait for them to be relegated and forever be irrevelant
>>64643919
>>64643468
(You)
>>64643919
>>64643919
He's Belgian.
>>64643889
Pennies are only legal if the total amount is 20p or less. Get it together, Dutchbro.
http://www.royalmint.com/help/help/legal-tender-amounts
>>64643923
No they don't.
>>64643869
Hahaha based hue
>>64643919
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64643468
WIZARD
>>64643919
>le run fast and fall over man
>>64643901
Reporting here
>mikel is still a premier league footballer
>>64643908
I find it comforting
First Palace dive
25' goal tbhwyf
>>64643922
It's Michael Essien lad.
>>64643933
We have rules like that? Breddy smart
>>64643824
Good shit man post more
Christ what an awful 'tackle'
>>64643950
too much forehead
>>64643933
Thats where shitposting begins, quote them a non-existing precedent. Bicker. Shitpost in essence
>>64643950
She doesn't look as pretty outside of the film, fuck damnit
>>64643959
Eyes are pretty wide apart too, like a dinosaur.
>>64643959
More like a *five*head, right!
>>64643177
why isnt chelsea playing white? my stream is kinda shitty and its hard to tell them apart
>>64643950
that one picture of her laughing gives me nightmares
Chelsea still parking the bus
>>64643919
>comparing hazard with based >Torres
>>64643950
She looks like Kristina Rose (pornstar notorious for getting her butthole stretched out by BBC)
Could Barcelona beat Palace on a day like this?
>>64643919
Hazard's problem is that he always looks uninterested in the game. That's his style whether things are going well or not, but his body language is always a bit negative
Him signalling to go off again makes it look like he doesn't really want to be there, and that he'd rather take an early hot shower instead of having to fight for 90 minutes in the rain against Crystal Palace, and that rubs fans the wrong way. He probably really is injured, or was rushed to the line-up too fast, but he hasn't done himself any favours this season
This """"match"""" is fucking awful.
>>64643975
http://www[youknowwhatgoeshere]vivoball.me/file.php?f=4070
this one is alright
terrific challenge, clive
P good tackle that from the nigger desu
>>64643748
Absolutely rapes him.
ZOUMA ZOUMA ZOUMA
what a tackle
>>64643177
I love zoumas' slide tackles
frazier campbell is shocking
holy shit campbell has been gifted 2 great chances god he's fucking shit i cant believe it
fuck him
How can Chelsea expect to climb the table playing like this?
Getting a clean sheet at Selhurst Park is one thing, doing the same at your Etihads and your Anfields is another.
Do British people have breakfast together? What is a common breakfast meal?
Webm of that slide when
>>64644010
>implying they're not confirmed for 15th place
>>64644010
Zouma should stop playing for a meme team
>>64643994
thanks senpai
cmon palace, would be a great result for them if they win this without there 2 best players.
>>64644011
No
Toast or cereals
not racist but zouma facial structure actually looks like a monkey
its fine to say that bale is a monkey because of his face but zouma... thats racist
>>64643898
the winning goal in the Eurocup final desu.
Everything is so shit
Every one is so shit
Fuck me Sosa might be right about Oscar
>>64644011
Black pudding on toast
>>64644011
halal meat
>>64644011
I don't know anyone who has ever had breakfast with their entire family every morning like they show on American TV.
So who's winning the league lads? Shitty or Spuds? (we all know arse will spaghetti)
Fabregas is past it. Literally does nothing every game.
>you now remember Fabregas used to thread the needle passes at Arsenal and Barca
>>64644011
most people just quickly shove something in their mouth before heading to work
>>64643177
chelsea need a total revamp, majority of there players are way below par
> fabreshit
> john obi shit
> nemanja matshit
> Oscshit
> pedshit ( he literally does nothing but run fast )
Dont know why they insist on playing two terrible CM together, john obi and cesc in charge of midfield, what success will that bring?!!?!?!
RIP palace
>>64644037
Like that?
>>64644011
I don't know but when I was in London last they kept giving me fries when I asked for chips. Weird people.
>>64644011
they eat a huge pile of hot slimy beans, toast, 20 kinds of sausages eggs and bacon and even mushrroms. then they all dump it into a bucket, fil ti up with tea and the whole family eats the soggy mess out of the bucket
>>64644037
fuck....
he just goes and does it
>me
OSCAR
Literally never doubted
COSTA COSTA COSTA
Watching this game. My wife just walked in and said "What game is this, Liverpool vs. Your Mom?"
nice goal that
YYYYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
1-0 CHELSEA YOU CHELSEA HATING PATHETIC LOSERS!!!!!
WOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>palace
handing chelsea a goal like that. disgrace
>>64644036
1. City
2. Arse
3. Spurs
4. Utd
5. Leicester
Screen cap, etc, etc.
>>64644040
what's the alternative? fucking ramemeres?
Wew
OSCAR
OSCAR
OSCAR
OSCAR
>ABCS
>ABCS
>ABCS
>ABCS
what a shitty, undeserved goal
OSCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shit
FUCK OFF DELANEY
WERE STAYIN UP LADS
>>64644045
Stop wasting time and post a webm of the goal.
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLL EDEN EDEN EDEN GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLL EDEN EDEN EDEN GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLL EDEN EDEN EDEN GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLL EDEN EDEN EDEN GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLL EDEN EDEN EDEN GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLL EDEN EDEN EDEN
>>64644049
I'm sorry the pork offends you, Abdul.
>>64644049
better than stale bread and flavourless cheese, fritz
CHELSEA
CHELSEA
chelsea.....chelsea
CHELSEA
CHELSEA
does this really pass for cheering in bongistan?
>>64644050
>you
>>64644078
FIGHT
DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO
>
>>64644056
My girl said the same exact thing, no lie
>>64644061
yes of course, id rather cesc with rami someone who has some positive traits unlike john obi who im not sure even understands football.
>>64644087
>5£
Had potential
>>64644063
Grats on 14th m8 :)
>>64644056
My wife's bf said the same exact thing, no lie
>>64644089
Let's hang out.
>>64644084
god that was just horrible what the fuck
>>64644056
>>64644089
REEEEE
>>64644092
ok I get where you're coming from but Ramires' passing though.. not sure that's what they need right now
>>64644025
zouma is a great ape, oscar is a little monkey boy
>>64644056
what about your wifes kid tho?
>>64644104
wet grass is slippery
>>64644111
But where does that leave Bale? His monkey-like features cannot be overlooked just because he isn't black.
>>64644114
he relates with zouma
>le tap in man
absolutely disgusting
>>64644115
It's great to watch them slide on it
Who /cheekyhalftimetug/ here?
Game should be cancelled. Unsafe to play in such conditions.
>>64644056
i dont get it
>>64644139
wow, the shirt isnt even shopped is it?
azpilicueta does not look spanish
>Hazard is the current holder of the title player of the season
J U S T fuck my league up
What was your favourite album of 2015 lads?
