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Poo Peeland will NEVER EVER beat Australia in a cricket series EVER again. Edition.

India vs Shit Efrica seems to be washed out aswell
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second for >bane
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We don't need a new thread m8

>>63625903
>India showing up in a thread with that many poo words in the OP
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>new thread during dead hours
That's a first.
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>>63625912

>the fact that the next ball is a pink ball game is irrelevant

kek

KEK

K E K

YOU are a fucking joke.
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>>63625867
Hussey was only not selected because of how fucking good the test team was. If he was young right now, he'd be instantly included.
I do think hanging on to players for a while is a good idea in general and has worked for bushman, Voges and Rogers, but you're LITERALLY deluded if you think Marsh will be anything other than a failure, especially considering how shit he's played in EVERY recent international game he's been involved in.
That's especially true given the current state of the Australian team. All the "new" players are old farts and WILL be retiring in the next few years. At that point, the Australian well of old farts will have been milked dry and YOU will be wishing that Autralian had developed Bancroft when they had the chance.
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thoughts on the day night test m80s
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>>63625921

The game was LITERALLY played as a 50/50 game you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING FUCKING CASUAL
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Walkcunt on pooicide watch
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>>63625932
I don't like memes being injected into non-meme cricket
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>>63625933

>the fundamentals of a forward defense change in a meme cricket game

kek

KEK

K E K

No wonder 60 all out happened.
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>>63625937
10/10 male model good looks
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>>63625932
Excited
I genuinely believe that it could renew interest in test cricket if the pink ball works out
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I like poorious better than pooicide lads
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>>63625951

>Poo Peeland incharge of understanding the differences between real cricket and meme cricket
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>>63625965
You don't have to choose because you are already both
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>>63625969
They were almost relevant in meme cricket this year so they're drunk with power
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reminder don't reply to a statsautist post
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Is De Villiers' 149 the greatest meme innings of all time
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>>63626100
Dizzy's 201* will forever be the greatest meme
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no mention of England vs Pakistan

why are colonial scum always SEETHING still poorious over the ashes
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>>63626117
How many Pakis are on the England squad? You can yell me.
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>>63626100
Mcmeme unironicalliy has a test triple century
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>>63626117
It's these pathetic summer of cricket casuals fresh off the boat from Fox Sport's Facebook page.

I am LITERALLY the only /cric/ OP to include other international games, cricket news and miscellaneous trivia and witty comments in the OP.
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>>63626131
Keep making /sp/ great again.
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Is Guptill one of us?
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>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him

l assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
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anyone else enjoying the momeme video cricinfo have kindly provided?
I have no idea why they pay so much attention to such a mediocre player
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>>63626171
>memorize where the penis is
>memorize where the arm is
>memorize what the liver does
>med students

>right hand rule
>math
>engineering students
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>>63626152
i'm not a poofter mate
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>>63625932
Worried about Starc, but glad that it might balance out the road.
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>>63626100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97Bdsiubk8c

One boundary away from beating the fastest test 200 of all time by 20 balls.
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>unironically getting out to Moeen
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>>63626322
>that thinly veiled insult in the cricinfo commentary
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Holly or Ellyse lads?
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>Pakis in charge of running
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>Riz"gone for"Wan
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Pakistan getting blown the fuck out

(by Pakistan B)
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>just lost the 2 guys anchoring your innings
>go for a retarded panic run
bravo
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>getting btfo by England in ODIs
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>the sorid state of Pakistan "cricket"
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>Pakistan without Misbah and Younis
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What's the schedule for matches, I haven't been following recently.
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summoning their inner inzamam right now
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>>63626424
>>63626370
England aren't great, but Pakistan have been pretty shit at ODIs recently. Great Test side, but awful One Dayers.
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Rhys Toplels doing alright
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>>63626605
You can literally say the same thing about England, except that they're shitter in both formats.
Remember that this is a team that got eliminated by Bangladesh in the World Cup while Pakistan almost beat Australia, who are a solid pyjama team
>>63626625
Such an elite name. I can't help but read it in a posh English accent every time I see it.
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>Poolick
>Third fucking runout of the innings

What the fuck is going on?
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>>63626644
Poomeme and Ratshit are yelling out run in Pakistani and confusing their batsmen
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Who /abusingebgamesreturnpolicyforeasyachievementgames/ here?

I'm back into doing it. Finished off the abortion that was Prototype 2 and full G'ed Murdered: Soul Suspect (which in my opinion barely qualifies as a game) in a couple of hours and just gonna fucken return 'em.

Best of all you've got til like the 15th of January to return them if you're a member. Did that once and returned like 80$ worth of games top kek.
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>>63626642
Remember that this is a team that are an entirely different XI than the one that got fucked at the world cup and went 5-5 vs both of the finalists over the summer.
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WALLOP
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>collapsistan
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/cric/ without anzacs is literally pointless
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nth for root being a rich man's bane
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1 wicket in five overs, that's not too bad for England in an ODI
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>/sp/ has a /cricket/ general

just may be the comfiest thread on the whole board... certainly a far cry from the chaotic shitpostfest that is a footy thread.
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>>63627352
Cricket is literally the comfiest sport on earth tbqh
You just sit down for a few hours, shot post on 4chan and replace parts of words with poo
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>>63627372
shitposting should be renamed pooposting desu
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who /cryingoverbitchwide/ here?
he was probably the memeiest test staple the world has ever seen
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>the "best" batsman in the world
Let's be honest lads
ABDV>Kane>Warner>Smith>Khan>Kholi>Root
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I've quite liked what I've seen of Hales so far. What do you lads think his chances of opening for the test team are?
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>>63627551
unfortunately it's almost a dead certain. I really don't think he's cut out for test matches
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>>63627551
I'm still in favour of Lyth tbqh
He played like shit in the ashes, but that seemed more like a case of nerves than anything else.
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>>63627372

god it's like being 7 again
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>pooistan
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>tfw work in half an hour

kill me lads
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>paki's in charge of not screaming at the umpire and threatening jihad if its a not out
wouldn't be surprised if camera's are burnt as effigies soon
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To think if the cricket hadn't been on then we would have had entire days of nothing but that fucking Paris thing. It fucking saved us.

Anyway I'm getting sick to death of people going OMG LIEK DON'T BE ISLAMAPHOBIC YOU STUPID BIGOT and some shit, like there's an imaginary redneck just spewing racial epithets in their head. I mean of course no one outside of /pol/ blames all Muslims because we're not fucking retarded. It's just a manufactured presence to stroke their ego and give them a moral and intellectual high ground. No one fucking cares, Christ. And now that guy from The Project said something we're not gonna here the end of it because OH SO INSPIRING even though it's shit people with half a brain could figure out, without realising just how racist it is to put someone on a pedestal as a proud example of their race like their doing. It's just sickening.

I dunno, are there any Muslims on here with a particular opinion about that?

Also what are we doing aside from cricket? Playing a bit of Dong on the Gamepad (Wii U) in my room myself at three in the morning.
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FUG
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Why are /cric/ threads so depopulated when it isn't an Australia game?
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>>63627916
>>>/reddit/

anyway based mike hosking on pandering watch.
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sup boys
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>You anon might like it more. "Anonymous Documentary - How Anonymous Hackers Changed the World Full Documentary"
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>Buttler doing well

FFUUUCCKKK they're gonna pick him in the test squad again
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>the city of Pakistan
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What's up senpai

Great sport
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Where are the pakis now?
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>>63629240
thanks for noticing us BSA
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>>63630550
No problem lol
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>>63625927
I don't want eithre marsh or bancroft near the team though
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>>63627352
ultimate freshcunt detected
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>letting manlets beat you in pyjama cricket

explain yourself pakistan
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Can >we just drop WORST Marsh for James Hopes already lads?
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>>63634758
i don't think even worst australians are going to fall for that one m80
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>>63628117
because /gong/ runs /nrl/ which runs /cric/ (and they are asleep)
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http://www.espncricinfo.com/page2/content/story/941773.html

wew

WEW

W E W
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>>63635533
I would unironically; prefer a 37 year old than that useless fuck.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendon_McCullum

KEK

they removed the "right-handed manlet"
and "McManlet" but restored the McCullum low picture
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Whats his name again?
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Steve Smith, David Warner, Joe Burns, Josh Hazlewood, Nathan Lyon, Mitchell Marsh, Shaun Marsh, Peter Nevill, Steve O’Keefe, James Pattinson, Mitchell Starc, Peter Siddle, Adam Voges

>S. Marsh (pic related)
>based SOK
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>>63639427
>Shaun Marsh (pic related)
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>>63625898
Until next year on swinging greentops in NZ :^)
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Last three digits are what the speed gun will show one of Starc's deliveries at in order to attract attention to the day-night format.
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that miles or kilometres mate?
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Warner
Cook
Williamson
Smith
De Villiers
Mathews
Ahmed
Shah
Steyn
Boult
Anderson

deal with senpai
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>>63640665
>trnt blt's 130km/h pies
No thanks
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>>63640876
>>63640876
>>63640876
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>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him

l assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
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>>63640807
h-he's just b-back from i-i-injury!
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>>63640983
Literally who?
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>>63641118
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>>63640665
warner and cook would be pretty funny partnership to watch desu
i guess you mean sarfraz ahmed
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Unpopular opinions time.

Richie Benaud was really dire in his last few years as a commentator.
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Hesson on Craig
>We'll look at the surface in Adelaide and we'll see how much grass is on it and look at the balance of the side. But he's certainly an integral member of our side, batting at No.8 and scoring valuable runs and grabbing a few catches at second slip. He's highly likely to play in Adelaide.

I notice that he doesn't mention bowling when he talks about what Craig brings to the team...
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>>63641642
>they're actually going to pick craig again
>AGAIN

kek

KEK

KEK
E_E
KEK
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>>63641699
Enjoy Shaun Marsh :^)
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RIP Bitchwide

http://bcove.me/qe3eq1d4
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>>63643166
literally the best series of fast bowling of the modern era
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>>63640665
>Boult

kek

KEK

K E K

Starc for Boult and this is correct

Now sure how you workout Yasir bats @ 8 tho, he is an absolute rabbit
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>>63641507
Warner and Cook would literally be an unstoppable opening partnership tbqh
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>>63627561
>I really don't think he's cut out for test matches
Reminder people said this about Warner
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>leave Poo Peeland to me
>leave Bitchwide Storcshits pace-record to me
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Objectively speaking:

Warner>Latham
Burns>Guptill
S Marsh>Kane
Smith>Faylor
Voges>McMeme
Nevill=Watling (Watling better at batting, barely, Nevill a much better keeper)
M Marsh>Bracewell
Starc>Southee
Pattinson>Boult
Hazlewood/Siddle=Henry
Lyon>Craig
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>>63644546
>S Marsh>Kane

KEK

obviously meant Marsh<Kane
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>>63643166
Shit music aside, this series and the one against Sputh Africa alone justified the decade of mediocrity and inconsistent line he brought
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>>63638894
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>>63645267
>that flag
>this sport
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>Bitchlel Johnshit
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/afl/ soon lads
Can't wait to abandon this semen slurping sport for another six months
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Is Santner a better option than Craig?

I don't see how he could be worse.
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>>63646199
I'm very happy with Craig's bowling tbqh
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it's fucking hot lads
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>>63646199
he's not really desu.
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>>63646635
Bit nippy where I am Tbh
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who /unironicallylookingforwardtoBBL/ here?
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>>63646989
I just like having cricket on tv, don't care what kind. Would prefer test obviously.
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>>63646989
Can't be worse than the last "test" "match"
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>>63647174
BBL is great drinking cricket too.
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>>63646989
Looking forward to attending, even though it's pretty eh
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have you put your life savings on New Zealand for the next test yet lads?

LRPL isn't blind anymore. Him and Kane are going to pile on another 400 in each innings.
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>>63647279
definitely going to be another draw

>put all of my girlfriend's inheritance on it
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>>63625937
Lipless phaggot tbph
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>>63641007
>LOOK GUISE I POTSED IT AGEN XD XD
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>>63647332
Calm down danny
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>>63647345
Calm down danny
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>>63647279
>implying Pee Pooland's trash bowling can contain Australia
It's just going to be Warner, Taylor and Kane scoring runs and resulting in a draw again
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>tfw no /afl/
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reminder based banana WILL be bowling against pee pooland's "batsmen" and WILL pick up another hattrick
reminder johnmeme's inclusion on the team was LITERALLY the only thing that let PP score
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>>63647404

>63647404
>404
>tfw no /afl/
>404: /afl/ not found
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>>63647404
>>63647425
It's going to be the don's year lads, I can feel it
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>>63644546
Warner
Latham
Williamson
Smith
Voges/McMeme
Nevill/Watling
Marsh/Bracewell
Starc
Southee
Hazlewood/Siddle/Henry
Lyon
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>>63647400
Pink ball will help our swing babbies a lot.

but yeah my money is on a draw tbqh
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>>63647437
laughing_iggle.jpg
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>>63646989
Looking forward to the womens BBL desu, not so much the mens
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>all these easy (You)s
KEK
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>>63648105
Knew this was someone from /cric/
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>>63647437
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What thread is everyone posting in?
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>>63648332
there are no matches on m8
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>>63648332
We're in /v/ m8
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>>63648385
that's not what I asked you fucking cunt
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>>63648332
i'm posting on reddit and facebook tbqhfam
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>>63648424
wheres the kfc thread at family
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>>63648459

Here my friend

>>>/v/317003519
>>>/v/317003519
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>>63648332
GEM lad
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who /depressed/ here?
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>>63648678
I don't like nuggies that much.

Wicked wings are delish though. Better than original recipe even.
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>>63648700
Did you get a summer engineering internship daniel?
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>>63648714
Not with his GPA
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just visited zambrero for the first time lads
went for a 10" tortilla with double rice, salad onion, lettuce and tomato.
I thought the rice was quite nice, but the tomato quality was poor and the difference in heat between the rice and salad made eating it an odd experience. That said, I did enjoy the lightly toasted wrap, and they really do pack a lot of food in there.
Although I was unsure about the aesthetic quality of the alfoil wrap, it definitely helped when it came time to eat, as you could easily peal parts off.

Overall, the experience was quite enjoyable, but I think there are better places to spend your $9.90
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>>63648778
Yeah the hot and cold sides are a little unpleasant.
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>>63648778
Should have bought a KFC wrap for $4.90

Or two for $9.80 if you're that way inclined.
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>>63644481
Daily reminder that Obesitygoose is a big Patto fan and likes him more than Storc.
Daily reminder that you're a pleb casual if you don't do the same.
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>>63644481
Apparently on the weekend in the shield game he was bowling with a few slips that were extremely close in, because the ball wasn't carrying. Can't be that quick anymore.
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FUCK ME LADS THEY CHOSE SHAUN FUCKING MARSH AGAIN
FOR THE FIFTH (5) TIME
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>>63648935
Shaun Marsh is unironically the most talented batsman in Australia outside of the test regulars.
All he needs is to find his feet and get more confidence at international level and he'll do great.

I can guarantee that after S. Marsh scores an impressive century in Adelaide, everyone in this thread including you will pretend that you love him, and that you believed in him all along (a la Smith, Warner, Starc, Siddle, Lyon, to name a few).
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>>63648956
based krazykrejza
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I literally have over 50 (You)s in the gamer fuel thread.
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>>63648895
there was couple of wickets that fell that way. memeswell and someone else were wearing helmets fielding at short slips
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>>63648956
You say this literally every time he gets selected, and he's a disappointment every tome
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Goosey, are you here m8?

Can you pick out the PC parts needed for a computer to play medieval 2 total war at 1440p and the highest settings at 120fps?
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WalkGod on godposter watch
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What's the post limit before a thread autosages on /v/?
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lads we've got some BSAs who are interested in cricket
>>63647919
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>>63648678
>tfw missed this thread
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>>63649201
Based Brit poster dropping elite truth bombs
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walkcunt will literally pooicide
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still can't believe worst marsh has got another go

pick klinger/cowan/bancroft/handscomb/maxwell/literally anyone else
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>>63638520
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>>63640665

never thought i'd agree with krazylebbit but Starc over Boult

Eoot over Sarfraz
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>Not watching PNG v Nepal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm407XRiHEE
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No but seriously, I don't understand why it's so hard for Poo Peelian bogans to accept that Kane Williamson is just better than Meme Shit right now.

What has Meme Shit actually done outside Australia? Make hundreds in English roads, and hundreds in South Africa, the latter of which are practically identical to conditions at home. He has ZERO hundreds in Asia(unlike Bane), ZERO hundreds in New Zealand, ZERO hundreds in proper English wickets, and until today, ZERO hundreds in the second innings. Until he can prove himself to be more than a one-dimensional stat padding cricketer, he just isn't in Bane's level, sorry.

You really can't understate just how awful he was in Trent Bridge and Edgbaston. No, seriously. This was McCullum-in-the-final tier bad. It really was. He KNEW the middle order was a piece of shit, he KNEW Anderson and Broad were good on home turf, he KNEW he had to play sensibly. And what did he do? He didn't reach double figures ONCE in 4 innings, dooming the middle order and sealing Kikeal Kuck's fate so he could gloryhunt as the new captain. I'm sorry lads, it's just true. Kane has proven his calibre against pace, swing and spin. Shit has just done it with the first.

I'm willing to accept in future years that Smith may be the better batsman, but only if he seriously steps up his game from the one-dimensional meme it is right now. And if YOU as Ausfailian cricket bogans cant see that, then YOU are truly lost. Just go to lebbit where you can downboat mean comments you disagree with.
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>>63649346

>not realizing they picked Worst Marsh because they know he'll never play again so dropping him when Khawaja returns is justified

I'm not even a ACB and even I know this
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No but seriously, I don't understand why it's so hard for Poo Peelian bogans to accept that Kane Williamson is just better than Meme Shit right now.

nlike Bane), ZERO hundreds in New Zealand, ZERO hundreds in proper English wickets, and until today, ZERO hun hunrs that Smith may be the better batsman, but only if he seriously steps up his game fromin the second innings. Until he can prove himself to be more than a one-dimensional stat padding cricketer, he just isn't in Bane's level, sorry.

You really can't understate just how awful he was in Trent Bridge and Edgbaston. No, seriously. This was McCullumpt ithe one-dimensional meme it is right now. And if YOU as Ausfailian cricket bog-in-the-final tien future yed. It really was. He KNEW the middle order was a piece of shit, he KNEW Anderson and Broad were good on home turf, he KNEW he had to play sensibly. And what

I'm willing to accecant see that, st. Just go to lebbit where you can downboat mean commeOU are truly losnts you disagree with.
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If you browse /v/ literally kill yourself.
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>>63649474
>LE FUG LE VEE XDXD
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>>63649461
all well and good until we lose the match because marsh is shit
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>>63648956
>impressive century
>on the adelaide pitch
>against new zealand
>impressive
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LADS, AMERICANS ARE TALKING ABOUT AUSTRALIAN CUISINE ON THE SBS FOOD NETWORK RIGHT NOW
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>>63649512
Will Marsh score a century?
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Lads
>Mfw I'm shitposting on /cgl/, /int/, /k/ and /int/ at the same time
>>>/cgl/8723657
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lol no.

With that said, guessing Pattinson as replacement bowler, Siddle being chumped and Klinger @ No. 4.
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>>63649523
>australian cuisine
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Watson should make a comeback 2bh
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>>63648956

>this WA delpoosion

Just like Marsh scored a magnificent century at Trent Bridge, right?

kek

KEK

K E K

There's no winning from this. If Marsh fails, you guys will bitch. If he succeeds, you will endure him in the team.

kek 2bh
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>>63649581
Don't worry Daniel, Worst Marsh has been confirmed so there's a free wicket for your precious Boult
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>Henry will unironically play over Wagner
>Craig will unironically play

WAKE ME UP
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>>63647466

>expecting a result from Captain DUDE DRAWS LMAO
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Wow a 33 Test average and a 38 FC average.

This elite 32 year old can not be denied any more chances with numbers as impressive as those.
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>>63647417

>not Hazleshit

kek

KEK

K E K
E
K
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>>63649637
But not Daniel. :(
Nah, he'd probs run himself out first.

>>63649647
Marist-Harewood rep.
Santner in for Craig desu.
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>>63649674

Honestly if it weren't for the memeball game I'd unironically drop Boult for Wagner. That's how bad Boult has been

I'd still pick Wags ahead of Henbitch tho. Santner should be nowhere near the test team but still a better option than Craig
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>>63649660

At least he's not Martin Guptill senpai
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>Smarsh
>No more G.Bailey being a fucking cheeky cunt under the lid
jdimsa
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>Big Show should be given a go ahead of SMarsh, 100%. Averaged 55 in County this year, is younger, has a better FC record, and is in good form in the shield.

>reddit
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>>63649683
Yeah, I'm clearly showing my MH bias for Henners. Still don't think Bracewell has looked troubling enough though.
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>>63649704

Neither have been particularly impressive and I'm open to dropping either for based Wagner. The only thing that makes me want Doge is the fact that the pitch will have a fair bit of grass.
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>>63649697
bailey would unironically be a better selection, he's in better form and the adelaide pitch suits his game
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Starc/Banana/Pattinson tbqh

Hazleshit was literally serving up a pie every over.

Before >LE FUG LE BANANA XDXDXD, Siddle can actually perform the holding role that Hazleshit can't
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>>63649729
obviously

even before the perth test the selectors were hinting that hazlewood would be 'rested' for adelaide
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>>63649306
Block everything
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>>63649512
With the pink ball, and under the lights, the test will be over within 4 days.
Cap this post.
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>>63649449
> I don't understand why it's so hard for Poo Peelian bogans to accept that Kane Williamson is just better than Meme Shit right now.
It's literally 1 (ONE) person in /cric/ who believes this. Calm down and stop generalizing.
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>>63649636
You are really not very good at determine which posts belong to which posters.
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>>63649807

he's called about 5 different people me ITT and never actually picked me once
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WalkGOAT on nobel prize watch
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>>63649933

>oh look, its memespouter

daniel is working on doxxing you apparently
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WalkPoof on nrlel watch
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>>63649948
If danielle ever even got close to doxxing me (he's too dumb lmao) I would drop info from our days at school that I've been withholding
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>>63649970

there is literally nothing you could 'reveal' about daniel that would make his predicament worse
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>>63649970
Literally makes me hope he doxxes you more now Tbh
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>>63649970
you sound scared m8
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>>63649702
me and him had the same batting coach i think.
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>>63649702
i'd take marsh over maxwell any day.
>batting to save a test
>memewallops out
Unforgivable. The very definition of a pyjamababby. Should never be anywhere near test cricket.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVCIvJdVcgg

Garbage.
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why did he have to go?
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>>63650730
This entire post reeks of underage redditor who tries too hard to be a 'cricket traditionalist' who is 'very mature for his age'.
Please reconsider your choice of website.
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>>63650730
I'd rather someone who might have the ability to play at Test level than someone who it has been proven doesn't.
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Warner
Burns
Smeth
SMarsh
Votes
Neville
SOK
Starc
Banana man
Pattinson
Lyon

Tbh lads
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>>63651406
I actually don't hate this although nevill is a worry at 6
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>>63651447

Worst Marsh a bigger worry at #6 desu senpai
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>Warner
>Bancroft
>Smith
>Burns
>Voges
>Worst Marsh
>Nevill
>Starc
>Pattinson
>Siddle
>Lyon

This is literally the best squad you could choose
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>two spinners when there's LITERALLY one passable spinner in the whole country, while Australia is overflowing with fast bowlers
>Shaun Marsh after his catastrophic performances past his debut, when there's three other choices who are unequivocally better
Has Rod gone senile lads?
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>>63651642
rod is trying to get sacked, it's the only plausible explanation
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What are some quintessential tests matches/series to watch?

Just finished rewatching my 2005 Ashes DVDs and got Fire in Babylon to watch tonight.
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>>63649970
>I would drop info from our days at school that I've been withholding
go ahead m8
>>
lads

Will Kane be #1 by the end of the series?

Also LRPL back in the top 10
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>>63653320
It's the Samson option only. It would completely rek daniel.
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>>63654513
>Kohli is fucking 17th
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>>63650730

so you would take Shaun Marsh over Brendon McCullum literally anyday? Because that is exactly what McMeme was doing in Brisbane
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>>63651406

Two reasons why I don't like it:

1) it won't be a normal Sadelaide pitch, it'll have lots of grass so I'd rather 4 seamers.

2) the tail is simply too long with Nevill @ 6, SOK @ 7, Starc @ 8 and then only really Patto after that.

Losing Bitchwide really lengthens the tail. Pattinson has a decent technique but only really Starc can actually bat out of them
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>>63654513

No.

Warner will be by the end of the Windies tho

Who is PP playing in Tests @ home this summer other than >us?
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>>63655546

I understand, it's certainly not my first choice XI but Hazel wood sucks and has had MUH HIGH! WORKLOAD and SOK is unironically a better bat than Marsh who bowls nothing but pies anyway
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>>63655567
>>63655567
>Who is PP playing in Tests @ home this summer other than >us?
Oh boy it's so exciting man you get fucking ready for the mother fucking event of the summer::::::

SRI LANKA

AGAIN

!!!!!!
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>>63656345
How many ODIs this time? they did fucking eight last year so I can only imagine it's at least 10
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http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-new-zealand-2015-16/content/story/941943.html

I feel like Klinger seriously fucked someone off at some point in time

They're literally just pulling out excuses from anywhere.
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>>63656665
klinger had smith in a chokehold iirc
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>poo peeland cricket ""team"" can't win away from home
>former prime minister Lomu dies in the toilet
>Richie McCheat dead the next day

Sad times for poo peeland.

poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
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>Jonah Lomu died by literal pooicide
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Is Mitchell Starc related to Ian Healy?
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>>63657067
unfortunately he is keked
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/cric/ is kill
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>>63657271
The KFC T20 Big Bash League™ will revive /cric/
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>>63657350
kiwi team when?
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>>63657464
PP aren't good enough to meme with the best
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>>63657720
our meme grounds are second to none
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