>Australia 1st Inn - 9/559
>New Zealand 1st Inn - 624 All Out
>Australia 2nd Inn - 5/331
lfwrlabm
poo
>284 posts early
Comfy edition
>spilled my beer
JUST
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>63622047
>>63622047
>>63622047
Starc is literally a better all rounder than marsh and its not even his job
>>63623243
Not true
Marsh is much better at being all round shit
Let's get this bad boy to 1000
Walkcunt on pooicide watch.
Kek
>having a go at the little fellas batting form
>>63624116
Rood thh
I am loading up Obesitygoose on the catapult I built AS WE SPEAK
except to hear about an earthquake where daniel lives soon
>>63624115
>4K or Ultra HD is the bare minimum now
Enjoy your gimmick resolution, you dumb faggot. Literally the only good thing about the new 4k BDs is the prospect of 10bit, HDR, and 60fps. 4k is useless garbage.
Also 1080p OLED is significantly better than even the best 4k tvs (bar the Samsung flagship line which is 10bit 4k, and this is only because 10bit tvs have better colours than OLED).
>>63624125
You don't need to watch the other Gundam stuff, though. It's the same "universe", but it has nothing to do with the other Gundam series. You'd be fine watching it with out watching the other Gundam series. It'd be worth it since the new Gundam really is excellent. So much better than all the other Gundam that have aired recently.
It's not that hard to watch a lot of stuff in the season anyway. It's only like 2-3 episodes a day which is manageable.
Is Mitchell Starc related to Ian Healy?
>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him
l assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
>>63622090
I hope you're happy OP. Your shitty early thread made it rain
>>63624161
>muslim is a race
>>63623243
Did you miss his bowling on the second day?
Lad looked solid
>>63624116
>>63624173
>LE FUGG LE SHIDSKIMS XDDDD
lads, unfortunately Obesitygoose broke my catapult and I have to start doing repairs
looks like Daniel lives another day, but mark my words he WILL die in an earthquake
>>63624169
>or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
I used to think this, but the vast majority of my classes have like no people left because everyone kept failing and dropping out.
I think most people are too retarded for uni. Probably why humanities courses are so popular.
>>63624161
kek
>>>/v/316889487
>Australian cricketer
>get into conversation with some other cricketer
>he says he has to train 24/7 but is holding his place in the side
>was quite impressed, asked him who he plays for
>tells me "New Zealand"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his team being hard to get into
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him
l assume there's a few New Zealanders on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your team is good or are you at the stage where you realise any first class Australian player could get in it?
This summer of test cricket is going to be so shit
>no south africa
>no england
What is even the point? Even fucking India would be half decent.
>>63624214
>already deleted
>>63624214
faggot mod already deleted it
>>63624220
Only oldfags will understand this.
>implying we won't get 290 runs in a single session
>ate a packet of sour twisties
>my stomach is now telling me to kill myself
Make it end.
Let's get this to 1000 lads!
sup lads, knitted your sweater today?
>>63624282
>sour twisties
You'll buy just about anything won't you
>>63624244
India's coming for ODI's only lol
>>63624244
Yeah, because we've hardly seen any series between Aus and Eng in recent years
>>63624310
I fucking hate India, god damn.
>>63624317
>no south africa
Which board should we raid next lads?
>>63624325
Feeling like we need a change from /mu/ and /v/ but I honestly have no idea how to bait other boards
who /should be studying for exams but fuck it/ here? Year 2 is piss anyway.
poopeelia on pooicide watch
>>63624310
>Playing against india
Disgusting
>>63624244
Basically the two least relevant nations outside of Bangladesh and Zimbabwe
Truly a shit year
>>63624342
I'm graduating this semester, left myself 2 days of study for each exam and haven't been to uni since week 3.
I have a grad job and have been working so I haven't been completely lazy but still, uni is a piece of piss
>>63624342
One of my second year exams had this for a question
"What is the name of the process where air is drawn into the lungs"
followed by
"What is the name of the process where air is blown out of the lungs"
I'm not even kidding. This is a Big8 uni...
>>63624369
Perspiration?
I want a grilled cheese sandwich but my oven is broken. What the fuck do i use?
>>63624369
maybe you're just a retard who does a retard degree?
>>63624369
1. Breathing
2. Breathing also
>>63624394
Just put it in the toaster and put the toaster on its side
>>63624310
Oh boy is that ODI series number 1059583?
>>63624395
Thats when I figured out I'm doing a joke degree. And there's still people who struggle with it.
Both exams so far this semester I've literally finished in the 40 minutes and left immediately. Its a total joke
>Tfw no more MJ bowling pies
;_;
>>63624394
Microwave tbqh familia
>>63624403
still getting keked by ajay?
Who /tafe/ here?
Similarly, who /shouldprobablykillthemselves/ here?
>>63624403
Pretty rude daniel
@63624403
Report and ignore
>>63624403
dont respond m8 play hard to get
>>63624413
uwa?
>>63624422
How do you live with yourself?
I walk past TAFE every day and the "people" there make me want to pooicide
>>63624403
based as all fuck
she is dripping wet for your cock if you keep this up mate
>>63624422
Trust me senpai, there is little to no difference between tafe students and uni students. Maybe the worst tafe people and the best uni people are different, but the upper and lower ends are identical.
>>63624432
Yep
>>63624437
If you go to a shit university with a TAFE entry pathway, sure
Everyone else gets to bathe in social elitism
>>63624438
Eva Lovia
>>63624438
Kasia
>>63624438
Here's some material
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MLVazQ7IDk
>>63624438
Johnny Sins
>>63624421
All of these "women" are absolutely fucking disgusting.
>>63624438
That meme with the gay spiderman dudes
>>63624447
you look autistic?
I'm gonna miss bitchwide johnshit desu. when players retire, its like they die. most of them anyway. FeelsBadMan. retweet if you will also miss him
>>63624460
>8-62
>8-61
well?
>>63624421
Put a bag over her head and I'd be all over it tbqh
>>63624477
Probably
>>63624465
those are 10/10's in poo peeland
>>63624478
I felt the same about Binga but he's back better than ever
>>63624478
I'm more upset about the memes tbqh
Literally half of my /cric/ folder is dedicated to bitchwide
>>63624482
why are you doing sseh then
>4:20
>>63624492
Seen Unindian yet lad?
I unironically enjoyed it
Whip out the pink ball and turn this into a night test until a result.
>>63624498
Because Marty is the most based person on campus
>>63624394
BBQ or frypan lad
Do you think Johnson has beaten his wife once?
FOUR TWENTY
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>>63624422
I fell for the tafe meme, but honestly i had a blast and have ended up doing ok. I got to make some great friends and fuck around for most classes, did zero study, still ended up with HDs in all subjects. I got a job pretty soon after graduation (at 21) which is fairly stress free and pays well so maybe I've been lucky but don't write it off as a total waste of time
>>63624518
She'd beat him up lad
She's literally a Karate champion
>>63624522
Most people who go to uni just shit talk tafe to inflate their ego.
>>63624522
What did you study m8?
uwa lads I'm literally at the tav right now come in and drop your favourite /cric/ meme to identify yourself
>>63624503
Haven't actually, might make it a thing this weekend with the senpai
did johnson just wait until he had more wickets than brett lee before retiring?
>>63624532
u with your normie friends?
What a boring girl
>>63624522
What job?
>>63624532
Not there rn but what would be the best meme to yell out at an autistic volume?
"Poorious"?
>>63624553
just ask for /milk/ at the bar
>>63624553
Walk in eating crispy strips, he'll know
>>63624553
"Will Smith score a century?"
>>63624531
>>63624547
In broad terms, I did a science-related diplona and I've ended up in food manufacturing
>s-save us big strong rain
kek
ausgaylians
>>63624553
POOPEELIA ON PERPETUALLY PERTURBED AND POORIOUS POOICIDE WATCH
>>63624569
>Hes a chef
Hows the depression?
Australia's MOTM
>the rain
>>63624576
Nah, he could work in a salad factory or some shit
>>63624585
New Zealand's MOTM
>Steve Cheated11!!
>not whitewashing poo peeland
where did everything go so wrong for poopeelian cricket?
They're lucky this isn't a 5 match series now that >we have adapted to conditions.
>>63624589
Are salad factories a real thing?
>>63624598
The ones that make the pre-packaged ones, yes
>implying we wont bowl NZ out
kek all this kiwi faggots celebrating already
>>63624598
Yeah Stove shit has been applying at salad factories because he's going to get dropped
PayPass and PayWave are only available in Australia and New Zealand.
Why don't other countries use this technology for small transactions? Or do they have something similar?
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who think steve won't be captain for the next 10+ years
>>63624609
why would he do that when he could easily just go play for new zealand? he'd literally be their best batsmen.
>>63624598
where do you think they make salad cream? Dumb cunt
>>63624612
They had pay with phone in Japan in 2000
>>63624598
Yeah, for all the pre-packaged salads and semi-prepared veg in supermarkets. A friend of mine did some spin-off science degree and is a supervisor in one or some shit
>>63624561
Will Smith is an actor m8
>>63624621
Didn't one of our rejects become a good player for them?
Play resumes at 4:20. 38 overs remaining.
Required run rate 7.7.
>>63624403
did you get her back on tinder yet?
haven't come across her
gonna chuck her a super like when I do
>>63624631
that is really doable, for both sides desu
>>63624631
NZ better blaze it
>>63624632
Pedo pls go
>>63624629
ronchi defected because he knew he wasnt good enough to secure an aussie spot but could easily get into the pp team
>BITCHWIDE
>>63624634
Yeah. Will need to be a very special performance from either side though.
>>63624631
Steve """sporting declaration"""" Smith
>>63624631
420 BLAZE IT KANE
top lel
WE'RE BACK, BOYS
>>63624642
KEK, they look like they are over the age of consent. Plus they are not great looking
Just got in from work lads
>marsh
when will this meme end
clearly going to be patto and siddle in the next test as well desu
Is there a more JUST hairline in circket than Binga's?
>>63624666
nice trips
horrendous photo
>>63624673
boofs, warnie and punter
Rate my dinner lads, spag and home made meatballs
>>63624666
Who /goingtojail/ here?
Hint: It rhymes with poo
>>63624634
It's not doable for NZ.
http://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/records/283140.html
Highest run rate in a completed test innings is 5.8, and the next is miles behind that. 7.7 is impossible
>>63624676
nah you escape it when you go shaved
>>63624679
team it with a nice red and 8/10 desu lad
>>63624679
Doesn't look like there's enough pasta. Good otherwise.
>>63624679
not bad, just heat it up a bit more
>>63624680
>going to jail for taking a photo of your own door
We really are becoming a police state.
>>63624673
this is literally JUST
steyn from like two years ago
>>63624684
kek. keep deluding yourself you fat manlet wog baldie
>>63624693
>with your dick out the mail slot
>>63624693
Have you somehow missed all the police state laws we have got recently?
>>63624679
That is NOT spaghetti.
Looks like fettuccine or some shit.
Kys.
Is a result likely at the Oval now that it's using pink balls?
COLLAPSE
>POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND
>>63624701
this Tbh
>lathmeme
i guess they need to wallop either way
Brett Lee on puicide watch
>>63624679
Shit in a bowl/ 10
>>63624701
>typing fagucini while on phone
Or nah
>>63624673
leave bitchwide to me
BANE
A
N
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>>63624702
yeah, night sessions could be ultra memey
>>63624711
>damage control
K A N E
A
N
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>>63624679
looks ok
BITCHELL JOHNGOAT
if he can get a cheeky 5 and win the match it would be goat
>>63624711
just letting you know m8, but it looks like your on pooicide watch right now
>>63624542
Literally by myself drowning exam sorrows away
>>63624553
If you can't yell out the whole "I know everything about cricket" copypasta off the top of your head then I WILL ignore you
MITCHLEL BUMCHUM
>>63624723
I'm literally poorious at your truthful assessment tbqh, bit at least I got (You)s
How many overs did we lose
How mad will the Stove Smith hater be when his plan goes perfectly and Australia wins?
>>63624612
Is this a joke?
PayWave is literally the best thing to have ever happened to me
How long before Johnson goes into porn? He's already got the name and the stache
>>63624694
>tfw this is basically my hairline
gotta keep it really long or buzzcut desu
>>63624612
Going to America will be hell because of this
>>63624742
>>63624739
2 from the last delay and 10 from the one before that.
>>63624629
Yes, unironically
The Worst Australian Luke Ronchi is LITERALLY part of the Pee Pooland touring squad
>>63624733
What about the mechanical engineering pasta?
Will be more relevant at uni tav
>>63624745
It's serious.
Only Australia and New Zealand have paypass and paywave.
In fact, the USA only just started getting credit/debit cards with the chips in them.
>>63624745
The states only just recently got chip cards instead of swipe. All of these EFTPOS stuff comes from straya, we literally invented the thing
>Bitchwide starts bowling well when it no longer matters
>Kane Shittinghimself
>>63624767
Literal pooicide
Is Lydia Sarks the greatest advertisement girl of all time?
>>63624762
more like poo all over his trouses
>>63624733
if i was there and already drunk i would probably meet you. What do ya study?
smiddy bowl yourself and get kane out
wil literally cause pooicides across pp
will iamson score a century?
>be studying notes
>see this
You can only reply to this post if you're from the GOAT fielding country in the world
Not so fast poo peeland.
>>63624773
Wait, theres at least 3 of us in ITT?
We should start a club
i hate when commentators cream themselves when their 6 inch, $3000 bat miscues a shot that runs to the boundary
>>63624778
didn't your mum used to work there mate?
>>63624777
Yeah I think so
>>63624783
brave
>>63624781
replying
>>63624781
wew did you watch the first innings la?
>McCullum names his bats
KEK
E_K
KEK
>take my bat for free :)
>don't worry about it :)
>>63624783
>these are the "people" I post with
>>63624778
Based Gong
HAHAHAHAHA Did you hear Charlie Sheen is HIV pos?
MCHUMBLE
>>63624783
Reminds me of MWNN
What do you reckon hes posting about right now?
>>63624801
what the fuck is funny about that?
>>63624801
doesn't matter, had sex
>>63624784
i'm very hateable
>>63624806
He's gonna die lad
I want to see PP go after this total and make a game of it. Some lusty wallops. If it is 150-200 to get with 20 overs to go this game might actually get exciting
>>63624806
Lived an immoral lifestyle for decades and laughed at people who told him to tone it down
>>63624808
Same
We dont have to like eachother, it would just be real life shitposting
>>63624811
life expectancy with HIV, if you take your medication, is roughly the same as somebody without it
>>63624806
He's rich and I'm not.
>>63624801
NO YET HE HASN'T
NOT YET HE HASN'T
>>63624816
/cric/ club of autists. Guild funded
>tfw SFC has been usurped as the GOAT /cric/-tier snack
>>63624824
Who /purple/ here?
genuinely getting suspicious about my gf's Nigerian student lads
He's got ANOTHER surprise exam which makes 12 for this month alone
>>63624823
Meet in the middle of James Oval and try and one up eachother with out assessment of the pitch
>>63624824
>thunder and stars are both lime flavour
oh fuck off that's just lazy
>>63624824
>Heat Lemonade
Sounds awful 2bh
>>63624824
>Thunder Lime
>Stars Lime
Why is this funny?
>>63624824
>Fairy Floss
wot?
>>63624824
I LITERALLY buy Peters icy poles every day, they're too good
KUCKTILL
LGTSS EARLY M8S
>POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND
BASED JOE BURNS ELITE SHORT LEG
JOHNGOAT
BITCHWIDE JOHNSHIT SAVING THE DAAY
LITERAL GOAT PIE CHUCKER
THE GOATENING
ITS UNIRONICALLY HAPPENING TO BE HONEST FAMILY
JOHNGOAT
MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT MJ GOAT
BITCH
WIDE
Once the pressure left he started bowling well again, I wish he wasn't retiring
>>63624833
>>63624837
That's what the big meme league gets for not having a yellow team
kek, boorns finally caught one, right when it didn't matter
>Cuucktill
MJ GOATSON
>Cuucktill
MJ GOATSON
>Cuucktill
MJ GOATSON
>Cuucktill
MJ GOATSON
>Cuucktill
MJ GOATSON
>Cuucktill
MJ GOATSON
>Cuucktill
MJ GOATSON
>Cuucktill
MJ GOATSON
>Cuucktill
MJ GOATSON
>>63624832
I was unironically watching them play first grade there last week
>bitchwide is going to get a 10 fa
>>63624857
thunder is close enough to yellow
I'm literally in the Reid right now lads
>>63624861
>watching first grade
>not even shield
wew lad
not far from picking a county team and following them are you
>slow batsmen getting out
Thanks australia
>>63624861
Its one of the nicest grounds in Perth, no word of a lie. The pitch is always great and the grass is elite
>worst australia thinking that their meetup will be any where near as good as the legendary /gong/ pissups
tip top lel
>>63624868
>implying
>>63624874
No worst australia, just /UWA/
taylor in form to be honest
>>63624673
i just rememember lyon Tbh
>tfw no more pies from MJ after this test
