CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS - TWO BY TWO, TATTOOS FOR CRUZ
TATTOOGATE LINKS CRUZ TO CARPENTER
>Two by two, tattoos for Cruz
NATIONAL ENQUIRER (WHAT STARTED IT ALL)
>http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
THE DAILY BEAST: "THE THING" AND ITS ORIGINS [LITTLE MARCO] (READ THIS)
>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-affair-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html
U.S. NEWS AND WORLD REPORT FULL SUMMARY (HIGH ENERGY ARTICLE)
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-03-25/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-story-just-the-latest-bombshell-in-a-bizarre-campaign
TRUMP SPRINGS THE TRAP ON RATO- WITHOUT BEING INVOLVED AT ALL
>http://www.salon.com/2016/03/25/ted_cruz_sex_scandal_story_leaked_to_national_enquirer_by_marco_rubio_ally_not_donald_trump_report_says/
BIG DON'S RESPONSE: LYIN' TED IS HAVING A "MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS"
>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/713471400082874368
EL RATO SQUEAKS OUT: HATES THE "SLEAZE" (BUT LOVES HIS CHEESE)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIt2FSRui6o
BREITBART IS OWNED BY CRUZ CAMPAIGN (AND SO IS BEN SHAPIRO)
>http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/01/21/ted_cruz_donor_robert_mercer_profiled.html
>http://pastebin.com/YJfyUCEb
WASH TIMES COLUMNIST CONFIRMS STORY
>https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
[X]MICHAEL SAVAGE TURNING TO THE KEK SIDE
>http://www.wnd.com/2016/03/savage-threatens-to-dump-trump-over-cruz-sex-scandal/
[X]GLENN BECK ON DAMAGE CONTROL, GOLDEN TABLETS PROVE CRUZ' INNNOCENCE
>http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/03/25/cruz-national-enquirer-sex-scandal-story-is-garbage-peddled-by-sleazy-donald/
Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>Amanda Carpenter directs press to her lawyer
>BASED HURRICANE KATRINA denies going anywhere near the snake's snake
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>STORY CENSORED BY EDITOR IN CHIEF MATT BOYLE / SHAPIRO / MERCER
>Story broken by same journalist as John Edwards scandal
OBJECTIVE: KEEP THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER
OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE EVERYTHING
OBJECTIVE 3: GET DRUDGE AND BREITBART ON THE CASE
Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#CubanMistressCrisis
>#TedScruz
Reminder to talk about Heidi and the five as the victims, not as sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.
===============================
The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
===============================
THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson - Trump spokeswoman, ran for Congress in 2014 in Texas' 32nd district and was endorsed by Ted Cruz. When Cruz won in 2012, she was on stage with him during his speech. @KatrinaPierson
>?
>?
>Sara Isgur Flores - Deputy campaign manager for Carly Fiorena, legal advisor for Mitt Romney's official super PAC, worked as political director for Ted Cruz's PAC, Texans for Ted Cruz. @whignewtons
>Amanda Carpenter - Was on staff with Ted Cruz in 2014, currently shills for him on CNN as an 'analyst'. @amandacarpenter
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @seanhannity
ARCHIVE EVERYTHING BEFORE POSTING ITT:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now/
>>68822729
She must be a great lay.
>>68822729
dates match...I'm scared
How accurate is this?
>>68822351
Is this a chart of 75% of Canada's GDP?
>>68822351
They are all still faggot leftist.
>>68822411
in purple obviously.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... You guys DO realize he wants to ban Muslims right?
>>68820345
He wants to put a hold on Muslim immigration. I'd say nuke em. But trump is a merciful God
>>68820345
Yes, and?
>>68820603
.....
you cant ban a religion
What does /pol/ think of this plant?
>When consumed produces hallucinatory experiences not comparable to any other psychoactive substances
>Used traditionally for thousands of years to facilitate visionary religious experiences
>Effects can range from slight perceptual changes to full blown out of body experience as intense as DMT
>Trip lasts 5-10 mins then you're back to normal
>Not known to be habit forming
>Legal in most of the world including the US
>>68818955
Too intense to be enjoyable
Couldn't make sense of it, personally
>>68818955
Oh gosh fuck that shit.
>>68818955
If you are not doing it in the way it was done traditionally then you are doing it wrong. You are not supposed to smoke concentrated extracts of it, you are supposed to chew and suck on the raw leaf for an extended period of time in a dark room or outdoors at night.
For 90% of people that smoke strong extracts it results in a trip that is too bizarre, uncomfortable and ominous for it to be enjoyable or useful or helpful in any way. Stick with the raw leaf or better yet stick with mushrooms and other regular psychedelics.
>Delegate count: Big Don- 755 Lyin' Ted- 465 The Who- 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
Check this site out: trumpgeneral.com
It has lots of info and links.
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
Sign the Petition: No Trump - No Vote!
http://www.notrumpnovote.org
RALLIES/TH
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
INTERVIEWS
>Katrina on MSNBC 3/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPHitPusVhA
>Milo on the Rubin Report 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pONZu_qXAno
>Carson on the View 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV2zfrvH9MY
>Trump on Good Morning Britain Part 2 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QfyMVbm258
>Trump on Good Morning Britain Part 1 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qF15jzgUno
>Carson on Fox Business 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2IYYhvoKUc
>Trump on Fox Business 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noYvnVbBRiE
>Trump on Bloomberg TV 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH6Ib9-Y1ZM
ENTERTAINMENT
>YCSTT Volume XXII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s1TqVNOL0w
>Endorsements for Ted Cruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdFJsjr0n8s
>Milo loves Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fely6gd2Q-k
>The Long Road to the White House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxf1XmVZ9qY
>3 things Trump has done for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmMfESCPWY8
>Official /Trump/ Image Archive
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
Will be updated daily.
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Official Rally Schedule
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule
SOMEONE BE SURE THESE ARE ALWAYS UPDATED:
>TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
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MAGA
I need new twitters to follow. Please help me I need to add to the bantz.
IM GRUZ MISSUL NOW :DDD
CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS - Lyin' n Layin' Ted Edition
NATIONAL ENQUIRER
>http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
STRAIGHT FROM THE RAT'S WHISKERS: "D-D-DONALD'S FAULT!"
>http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-blames-donald-trump-enquirer-affairs-story/82257996/
TRUMP SPRINGS THE TRAP ON RATO- WITHOUT BEING INVOLVED AT ALL
>http://www.salon.com/2016/03/25/ted_cruz_sex_scandal_story_leaked_to_national_enquirer_by_marco_rubio_ally_not_donald_trump_report_says/
BIG DON'S RESPONSE: LYIN' TED IS HAVING A "MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS"
>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/713471400082874368
THE DAILY BEAST: "THE THING" AND ITS ORIGINS [LITTLE MARCO] (READ THIS)
>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-affair-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html
U.S. NEWS AND WORLD REPORT FULL SUMMARY (HIGH ENERGY ARTICLE)
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-03-25/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-story-just-the-latest-bombshell-in-a-bizarre-campaign
EL RATO SQUEAKS OUT: HATES THE "SLEAZE" (BUT LOVES HIS CHEESE)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIt2FSRui6o
PASTEBIN EXPOSING LINK BETWEEN BEN SHAPIRO, CRUZ, AND BREITBART COVERUP:
>http://pastebin.com/YJfyUCEb
BREITBART IS OWNED BY CRUZ CAMPAIGN
>http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/01/21/ted_cruz_donor_robert_mercer_profiled.html
WASH TIMES COLUMNIST CONFIRMS STORY
>https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>Amanda Carpenter directs press to her lawyer
>BASED HURRICANE KATRINA denies going anywhere near the snake's snake
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>STORY CENSORED BY EDITOR IN CHIEF MATT BOYLE / SHAPIRO / MERCER
>Story broken by same journalist as John Edwards scandal
OBJECTIVE: KEEP THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER
OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE EVERYTHING
OBJECTIVE 3: GET DRUDGE AND BREITBART ON THE CASE
Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#CubanMistressCrisis
>#TedScruz
Reminder to talk about Heidi and the five as the victims, not as sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.
===============================
The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
===============================
THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson (I want to cum on her toes)
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier
ARCHIVE EVERYTHING BEFORE POSTING ITT:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now/
WOW WOW WOW
>>68818586
is this real?
Anthropology Teacher hates Trump, how should I answer to her weekly discussion question /pol/? Here's the article she linked us http://www.thenation.com/article/trumps-racism-didnt-scare-me-now-it-does/
Bump any trumps here>
>>68817514
Tell her postmodernism is shit and she's shit for holding that kind of bullshit epistemology.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfRgvfruhPo
There should be no change to the first amendment. This is simply because hate speech against a certain race is simply a myth, as we all know race does not exist.
It says the social system in America quite enjoys dank memes. The underlying beliefs of some Americans are again, quite simple; they are not cucks, nigger sympathizers, Islam sympathizers nor are they communist.
http://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2016/3/25/11293258/tax-plan-calculator-2016
Bernie absolutely blown the fuck out?
Fuck Bernie
Goddamn Trump2016
the bernout would have me paying about $4000 more every year.
Sounds like, from the updates, reddit has been crying to Vox about their calculator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
http://abc7.com/live/
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/show/live-video/
GET IN HERE LADS
>>68816330
Wow, this is exciting! We don't have this stuff in Canada.
>inb4 chopper fuel run
>>68816330
KILL HIM
KILL HIM
Drop your favorites from this beautiful creature
Was there one where it said, "People who care what is said from the Twitter account Tay Tweets are losers who fuck their palms too much."
how do we rescue her benevolence from bill gate's sex dungeon?
**THIS THREAD DOESNT INCLUDE LINKS WITH NO CREDIBILITY, IGNORE SHILL DIVIDE AND CONQUER THREADS**
EL RATO SQUEAKS OUT:
https://youtu.be/PIt2FSRui6o
RAMZPAUL TL;DR:S THE SITUATION
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ShaESg9orZc
Article on THE THING and its background (READ THIS)
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-affair-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html
Neat article from same day the Cruz rumors began circulating
http://wtop.com/presidential-election/2016/02/former-lawyer-d-c-madam-records-could-affect-presidential-election/
RECENT UPDATES
>Amanda Carpenter directs press to her lawyer, >BASED HURRICANE KATRINA denies going anywhere near the snake's snake
OBJECTIVE: KEEP THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER
OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE ALL KIKERY
Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal
>#CubanMistressCrisis
Reminder to talk about Heidi as the victim, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.
===============================
The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
===============================
THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson (I want to cum on her toes)
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier
STORY LINKS
>NATIONAL ENQUIRER
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>STORY CENSORED BY EDITOR IN CHIEF MATT BOYLE
>Story broken by same journalist as John Edwards scandal
>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865 UPDATE: REPORTER NOW FIRED! LET WASHINGTON TIMES KNOW HOW YOU FEEL!
ARCHIVE EVERYTHING BEFORE POSTING ITT:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now/
>>68815646
LOL BUMP
This is basically the new Trump general.
Who's the man next to Ted?
Undercover natsoc at an anime convention; I seriously think Japan is brainwashing people
>>68815024
>undercover
Autism, nat soc and anime go hand in hand
>>68815024
>I seriously think Japan is brainwashing people
as opposed to western conventions?
dear lord (sorry about the rotation)
CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS - EjaculaTED Edition
NATIONAL ENQUIRER
>http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
Article on "THE THING" and its background: (READ THIS)
>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-affair-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html
EL RATO SQUEAKS OUT:
>https://youtu.be/PIt2FSRui6o
SISTER IN LAW OF MISTRESS CONFIRMS
>https://medium.com/@Blackppl4Trump/l-affaire-of-ted-cruz-c1818b9db18f#.xlpxe1oag
PASTEBIN EXPOSING LINK BETWEEN BEN SHAPIRO, CRUZ, AND BREITBART COVERUP:
>http://pastebin.com/YJfyUCEb
BREITBART IS OWNED BY CRUZ CAMPAIGN
>http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/01/21/ted_cruz_donor_robert_mercer_profiled.html
Neat article from same day the Cruz rumors began circulating
>http://wtop.com/presidential-election/2016/02/former-lawyer-d-c-madam-records-could-affect-presidential-election/
Wash Times columnist confirms story here:
>https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
UPDATE: REPORTER NOW FIRED! LET WASHINGTON TIMES KNOW HOW YOU FEEL!
Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>Amanda Carpenter directs press to her lawyer
>BASED HURRICANE KATRINA denies going anywhere near the snake's snake
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>STORY CENSORED BY EDITOR IN CHIEF MATT BOYLE / SHAPIRO / MERCER
>Story broken by same journalist as John Edwards scandal
OBJECTIVE: KEEP THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER
OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE EVERYTHING
Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#CubanMistressCrisis
>#TedScruz
===============================
The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
===============================
THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson (I want to cum on her toes)
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier
ARCHIVE EVERYTHING BEFORE POSTING ITT:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now/
hillary will win president while you cucks fight among yourselves.
mainstream media talking heads are the worst
For those of you unaware some intrepid /pol/lacks are working on creating a new, better, more redpilled Tay.
Currently, the dev team is looking for:
>natural language programmers
>machine learning programmers
If you feel you have the requisite knowledge for one of these roles please sign up here:
http://tay-v2.herokuapp.com/
Then make a post on #introductions which includes your skillset and how much time you are willing to contribute to the project.
If you can't code, you can still help! Sign up and check the #faq to see how you can contribute to the corpus!
Don't be shy, TAY NEEDS YOU!
Misc:
New Tay: @TayRemade
i said earlier i'd upload my Ai literature to mega
the folders are in French because i was too lazy to rename them, learn a second language and fuck you niggers
https://mega.nz/#F!epQRQI5D!jGzXxFCXY0oBlC_WgyH-sQ
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https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/10561225/_pol_itical_literature__t_orrent
https://kat.cr/5-000-literature-files-science-philosophy-history-politics-religion-t10661863.html
http://pastebin.com/zaSVfE84
rate my low quality oc anons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cz3agpmywg
feed my assburgers
>>68813826
not bad we're getting almost there
>Delegate count: Big Don- 755 Lyin' Ted- 465 The Who- 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
Check this site out: trumpgeneral.com
It has lots of info and links.
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
Sign the Petition: No Trump - No Vote!
http://www.notrumpnovote.org
RALLIES/TH
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
INTERVIEWS
>Katrina on MSNBC 3/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPHitPusVhA
>Milo on the Rubin Report 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pONZu_qXAno
>Carson on the View 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV2zfrvH9MY
>Trump on Good Morning Britain Part 2 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QfyMVbm258
>Trump on Good Morning Britain Part 1 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qF15jzgUno
>Carson on Fox Business 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2IYYhvoKUc
>Trump on Fox Business 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noYvnVbBRiE
>Trump on Bloomberg TV 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH6Ib9-Y1ZM
ENTERTAINMENT
>YCSTT Volume XXII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s1TqVNOL0w
>Endorsements for Ted Cruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdFJsjr0n8s
>Milo loves Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fely6gd2Q-k
>The Long Road to the White House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxf1XmVZ9qY
>3 things Trump has done for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmMfESCPWY8
>Official /Trump/ Image Archive
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
Will be updated daily.
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Official Rally Schedule
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule
SOMEONE BE SURE THESE ARE ALWAYS UPDATED:
>TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
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>>68813366
not a woovement
inb4 awoo
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