CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS - TWO BY TWO, TATTOOS FOR CRUZ
TATTOOGATE LINKS CRUZ TO CARPENTER
>Two by two, tattoos for Cruz
NATIONAL ENQUIRER (WHAT STARTED IT ALL)
>http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
THE DAILY BEAST: "THE THING" AND ITS ORIGINS [LITTLE MARCO] (READ THIS)
>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-affair-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html
U.S. NEWS AND...
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Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>Amanda Carpenter directs press to her lawyer
>BASED HURRICANE KATRINA denies going anywhere near the snake's snake
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>STORY CENSORED BY EDITOR IN CHIEF MATT BOYLE / SHAPIRO / MERCER
>Story broken by same journalist as John Edwards scandal
OBJECTIVE:...
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>>68822729
She must be a great lay.
>>68822729
dates match...I'm scared
How accurate is this?
>>68822351
Is this a chart of 75% of Canada's GDP?
>>68822351
They are all still faggot leftist.
>>68822411
in purple obviously.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... You guys DO realize he wants to ban Muslims right?
>>68820345
He wants to put a hold on Muslim immigration. I'd say nuke em. But trump is a merciful God
>>68820345
Yes, and?
>>68820603
.....
you cant ban a religion
What does /pol/ think of this plant?
>When consumed produces hallucinatory experiences not comparable to any other psychoactive substances
>Used traditionally for thousands of years to facilitate visionary religious experiences
>Effects can range from slight perceptual changes to full blown out of body experience as intense as DMT
>Trip lasts 5-10 mins then you're back to normal
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>>68818955
Too intense to be enjoyable
Couldn't make sense of it, personally
>>68818955
Oh gosh fuck that shit.
>>68818955
If you are not doing it in the way it was done traditionally then you are doing it wrong. You are not supposed to smoke concentrated extracts of it, you are supposed to chew and suck on the raw leaf for an extended period of time in a dark room or outdoors at night.
For 90% of people that smoke strong extracts it results in a trip that is too bizarre, uncomfortable and ominous for it to be enjoyable or useful or helpful in any way. Stick with the raw leaf or better yet stick with mushrooms and other regular psychedelics.
>Delegate count: Big Don- 755 Lyin' Ted- 465 The Who- 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
Check this site out: trumpgeneral.com
It has lots of info and links.
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
Sign the Petition: No Trump - No Vote!
http://www.notrumpnovote.org
RALLIES/TH
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
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MAGA
I need new twitters to follow. Please help me I need to add to the bantz.
IM GRUZ MISSUL NOW :DDD
CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS - Lyin' n Layin' Ted Edition
NATIONAL ENQUIRER
>http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
STRAIGHT FROM THE RAT'S WHISKERS: "D-D-DONALD'S FAULT!"
>http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-blames-donald-trump-enquirer-affairs-story/82257996/
TRUMP SPRINGS THE TRAP ON RATO- WITHOUT BEING INVOLVED AT ALL
>http://www.salon.com/2016/03/25/ted_cruz_sex_scandal_story_leaked_to_national_enquirer_by_marco_rubio_ally_not_donald_trump_report_says/
BIG...
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Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#CubanMistressCrisis
>#TedScruz
Reminder to talk about Heidi and the five as the victims, not as sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.
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The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
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THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson (I want to cum...
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WOW WOW WOW
>>68818586
is this real?
Anthropology Teacher hates Trump, how should I answer to her weekly discussion question /pol/? Here's the article she linked us http://www.thenation.com/article/trumps-racism-didnt-scare-me-now-it-does/
Bump any trumps here>
>>68817514
Tell her postmodernism is shit and she's shit for holding that kind of bullshit epistemology.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfRgvfruhPo
There should be no change to the first amendment. This is simply because hate speech against a certain race is simply a myth, as we all know race does not exist.
It says the social system in America quite enjoys dank memes. The underlying beliefs of some Americans are again, quite simple; they are not cucks, nigger sympathizers, Islam sympathizers nor are they communist.
http://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2016/3/25/11293258/tax-plan-calculator-2016
Bernie absolutely blown the fuck out?
Fuck Bernie
Goddamn Trump2016
the bernout would have me paying about $4000 more every year.
Sounds like, from the updates, reddit has been crying to Vox about their calculator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
http://abc7.com/live/
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/show/live-video/
GET IN HERE LADS
>>68816330
Wow, this is exciting! We don't have this stuff in Canada.
>inb4 chopper fuel run
>>68816330
KILL HIM
KILL HIM
Drop your favorites from this beautiful creature
Was there one where it said, "People who care what is said from the Twitter account Tay Tweets are losers who fuck their palms too much."
how do we rescue her benevolence from bill gate's sex dungeon?
**THIS THREAD DOESNT INCLUDE LINKS WITH NO CREDIBILITY, IGNORE SHILL DIVIDE AND CONQUER THREADS**
EL RATO SQUEAKS OUT:
https://youtu.be/PIt2FSRui6o
RAMZPAUL TL;DR:S THE SITUATION
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ShaESg9orZc
Article on THE THING and its background (READ THIS)
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-affair-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html
Neat article from same day the Cruz rumors began circulating
http://wtop.com/presidential-election/2016/02/former-lawyer-d-c-madam-records-could-affect-presidential-election/
RECENT...
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>>68815646
LOL BUMP
This is basically the new Trump general.
Who's the man next to Ted?
Undercover natsoc at an anime convention; I seriously think Japan is brainwashing people
>>68815024
>undercover
Autism, nat soc and anime go hand in hand
>>68815024
>I seriously think Japan is brainwashing people
as opposed to western conventions?
dear lord (sorry about the rotation)
CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS - EjaculaTED Edition
NATIONAL ENQUIRER
>http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
Article on "THE THING" and its background: (READ THIS)
>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-affair-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html
EL RATO SQUEAKS OUT:
>https://youtu.be/PIt2FSRui6o
SISTER IN LAW OF MISTRESS CONFIRMS
>https://medium.com/@Blackppl4Trump/l-affaire-of-ted-cruz-c1818b9db18f#.xlpxe1oag
PASTEBIN...
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PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier
ARCHIVE EVERYTHING BEFORE POSTING ITT:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now/
hillary will win president while you cucks fight among yourselves.
mainstream media talking heads are the worst
For those of you unaware some intrepid /pol/lacks are working on creating a new, better, more redpilled Tay.
Currently, the dev team is looking for:
>natural language programmers
>machine learning programmers
If you feel you have the requisite knowledge for one of these roles please sign up here:
http://tay-v2.herokuapp.com/
Then make a post on #introductions which includes your skillset and how much time you are willing to contribute to the project.
If you can't code, you...
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rate my low quality oc anons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cz3agpmywg
feed my assburgers
>>68813826
not bad we're getting almost there
>Delegate count: Big Don- 755 Lyin' Ted- 465 The Who- 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
Check this site out: trumpgeneral.com
It has lots of info and links.
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
Sign the Petition: No Trump - No Vote!
http://www.notrumpnovote.org
RALLIES/TH
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
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>>68813366
not a woovement
inb4 awoo