CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS - Lyin' n Layin' Ted Edition
NATIONAL ENQUIRER
>http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
STRAIGHT FROM THE RAT'S WHISKERS: "D-D-DONALD'S FAULT!"
>http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-blames-donald-trump-enquirer-affairs-story/82257996/
TRUMP SPRINGS THE TRAP ON RATO- WITHOUT BEING INVOLVED AT ALL
>http://www.salon.com/2016/03/25/ted_cruz_sex_scandal_story_leaked_to_national_enquirer_by_marco_rubio_ally_not_donald_trump_report_says/
BIG DON'S RESPONSE: LYIN' TED IS HAVING A "MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS"
>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/713471400082874368
THE DAILY BEAST: "THE THING" AND ITS ORIGINS [LITTLE MARCO] (READ THIS)
>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-affair-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html
U.S. NEWS AND WORLD REPORT FULL SUMMARY (HIGH ENERGY ARTICLE)
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-03-25/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-story-just-the-latest-bombshell-in-a-bizarre-campaign
EL RATO SQUEAKS OUT: HATES THE "SLEAZE" (BUT LOVES HIS CHEESE)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIt2FSRui6o
PASTEBIN EXPOSING LINK BETWEEN BEN SHAPIRO, CRUZ, AND BREITBART COVERUP:
>http://pastebin.com/YJfyUCEb
BREITBART IS OWNED BY CRUZ CAMPAIGN
>http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/01/21/ted_cruz_donor_robert_mercer_profiled.html
WASH TIMES COLUMNIST CONFIRMS STORY
>https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>Amanda Carpenter directs press to her lawyer
>BASED HURRICANE KATRINA denies going anywhere near the snake's snake
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>STORY CENSORED BY EDITOR IN CHIEF MATT BOYLE / SHAPIRO / MERCER
>Story broken by same journalist as John Edwards scandal
OBJECTIVE: KEEP THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER
OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE EVERYTHING
OBJECTIVE 3: GET DRUDGE AND BREITBART ON THE CASE
Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#CubanMistressCrisis
>#TedScruz
Reminder to talk about Heidi and the five as the victims, not as sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.
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The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
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THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson (I want to cum on her toes)
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier
ARCHIVE EVERYTHING BEFORE POSTING ITT:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now/
WOW WOW WOW
>>68818586
is this real?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vV5jLoSmko
Anonyoose released a video, but the last little bit threw me off -- they included "candy wrappers" as part of their teasing of information. Didn't Diamond and Silk say "Lollipop"?! What the fuck is going on?
>>68818586
SHUT IT DOWN
>>68818586
Not the same. Dress is short sleeved as opposed to the real long sleeved dress.
UPDATE ON TATTOOGATE
APRIL 1 2014 WAS A TUESDAY
>APRIL 1 2014 WAS A TUESDAY
>>68818715
There's definitely something to lollipop/candy wrapper. Just what it is, though, is anyone's guess.
>>68818368
Wait until bump limit next time, OP. Just better that way
>>68818586
Dat ass. Proof that even if you are a creepy zodiac killer rat, money and power can get you access to sexy things.
>>68818586
it's from her goddamn instagram, why are you posting this, it's not some secret image
>BREAKING: TED CRUZ ACCUSES DONALD TRUMP OF MAKING HIM HAVE AFFAIR WITH AT LEAST FIVE WOMEN
>>68818586
scoliosis?
tranny?
>>68818902
My bad fambreh
Image dumping
>>68818715
Reposting this from last night.
Might help, didn't do any other digging myself and I think things were going too fast for others to really notice.
Of particular note is the DATE of the articles.
https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/2016/03/16/cruzs-thot/
>An attorney from Texas, Mr. Hail relinquished a phone to Ted Cruz which has direct contact with a prostitute known as Felicia
https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/2016/03/17/why-is-cruzs-candy-man-a-democrat/
>Today’s short and sweet leak is about Cruz’s candy man. We were instructed to look up through Open Secret and review the firm that employs Mr. Hail.
>The excerpt below is from this firm’s lobbying for the 2009″Farm Bill”
LEADS TO
https://uabt.org/index.php?q=node/61
>please feel free to contact Bert with any questions at Hunton & Williams LLP
LEADS TO
>https://www.hunton.com/Eric_Hail/
Oh, and of interest from one of the articles
>Candy Man must be very busy with all the boys and girls!
Add to that D&S's
>lollipop, thorn in your flesh
Shemale hooker anyone?
>>68818873
>>68818873
>>68818873
GUYS PAY ATTENTION
IT'S LITERALLY HAPPENING
>>68818873
OH SHIET does someone has the pic of them two with the tattoo. I'm going to put the two images together
>>68818873
>>68819106
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
sup. https://imgur.com/FeZYt5l
https://twitter.com/itsmesonjaj
>>68818368
>straight from the rat's whiskers
>>68818437
>@BretBaier
Nobody gives a fuck about that kek...most of Faux's main staff is off for the Easter Weekend
As far as Faux is concerned, most of this stuff needs to be sent to Hannity, Van Susteren, Eric Bolling, etc...those on Faux who are friendly to Trump
>be Trump campaign spokeswoman
>sleep with Ted Cruz
I don't understand this meme
>>68818715
>We have over 9000 members and they all have shit taste in music
>>68818873
Drunken misadventures with his mistress? The Rat is being more and more humanized as this scandal keeps going
>>68819048
don't spread this image with retarded speculation in the white boxes
>>68818997
The Donald defense
>>68818873
WE HENCHMEN AND SHIEETTT
>>68819039
It's ok, just not optimal if we still have posts left until the bump limit. Other than that you're a good OP
>/pol/ still trying to make this happen
I respect the effort but give up m8s
All trump haters will just say it's a made up story by a tabloid trump hired and cruz's retarded religious followers won't believe it.
>>68819048
The gif version is clearer. Also, leave the depression report out of it, thus should be made all about Ted and Heidi should be portrayed as a saintly wife that got crossed
Help me search "exclusive" and VIP escort services in NYC and Washington DC.
Rato is too hated to be in with someone like Heidi Cruz. HE got his hookers over the net, I can promise you.
Good ones in NYC will have a 212 area code. Need a DC fag for info on DC Escorts. Those pictures are on an escort site, 100%. Not even dark web bc Rato isn't tech savvy enough for that.
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE UP
>>68819261
Ok Dan, thanks for the cool post
>Katrina Pierson - Trump Spokeswoman, ran for Congress (32 district) in 2014 in Texas and was endorsed by Ted Cruz. When Cruz won in 2012, she was on stage with him during his speech. @KatrinaPierson
>?
>?
>Sara Isgur Flores - Deputy Campaign Manager for Carly Fiorena, Legal Advisor for Mitt Romney's Official Super PAC, worked as political director for Ted Cruz's PAC, Texans for Ted Cruz. @whignewtons
>Amanda Carpenter - Was on staff with Ted Cruz in 2014, currently shills for him on CNN as an 'analyst'. @amandacarpenter
>>68819261
hi ted
19 fucking pages and not one single word describing what the scandal is even about. CNN is useless shit following their shit agenda
>>68819101
If the tattoos are real then how is it even in question?
>>68819106
>set of two
>yfw by the end of the weekend Rato runs away to the canadian border on a stolen car full of hookers
>>68819234
Headlines tomorrow:
Ted Cruz Stumps Toe, Accuses Trump of Moving Chakr in Front of Foot.
>>68819359
>henchmen
ROFLLOLOLOL
#3?? Is this #3?
>>68819365
they're temporary tattoos, can you read?
>>68819236
So we've been upgraded from "Internet People" to "Henchmen"?
>>68819106
Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii----
>>68819202
She was on Cruz's campaign before she joined Trump.
>>68819433
She lives in Dubai false flag
KEK?
>>68819401
top kek
>>68819157
No proof that's Cruz room, or its Amanda
>>68819444
idk that is what cruz called us.
>>68819329
Thanks. That will be in the next OP.
>>68819359
Don't worry Mohamed, this is almost a good thing. CNN is trying their hardest not to give credence to the accusation, but in the end it will only give more interest to those who read the article. It'll taunt their readers with a desire to find out more. So she'll google 'Ted Cruz Sex Scandal' and end up on a less reputable website that will have far more insinuations and proof, however limited there is.
They can't win and report on this at the same time.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2016/03/25/more-convincing-ted-cruz-sex-scandals-than-the-one-in-the-national-enquirer/
>Ted Cruz reproduces asexually by budding.
>Ted Cruz possesses a bulbous, red throat sac that he can inflate with 20 minutes of effort to impress females in the vicinity. If they are sufficiently impressed he will cover their eyes with his wings and begin the mating ritual.
>Once in a bar five women reported seeing a “very animated” Ted Cruz promiscuously expelling seed-like spores.
>Ted Cruz can care for up to 16 pouchlings at a time.
>Each winter, Ted Cruz releases thousands of eggs into a marsh.
>Ted Cruz ate one of his own spores in the course of a debate.
>Zookeepers have shown Ted Cruz footage of pandas mating in the wild.
>>68819440
I mean if it really happened, leaf. Temporary tats on the same Tuesday is pretty damning
>>68819510
That is Amanda. Dress has been confirmed. Cruz room not confirmed. This image isn't on google
>>68819444
Trips, kek has promoted us amongst the God Emperor's ranks
>>68818873
FIND WORKERS OF THE CAPITOL GRILL ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND ASK THEM
>FIND WORKERS OF THE CAPITOL GRILL ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND ASK THEM
FIND WORKERS OF THE CAPITOL GRILL ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND ASK THEM
>FIND WORKERS OF THE CAPITOL GRILL ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND ASK THEM
FIND WORKERS OF THE CAPITOL GRILL ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND ASK THEM
>FIND WORKERS OF THE CAPITOL GRILL ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND ASK THEM
FIND WORKERS OF THE CAPITOL GRILL ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND ASK THEM
>FIND WORKERS OF THE CAPITOL GRILL ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND ASK THEM
>>68819510
Wish there were proof I was in that room.
are the """"consultants""""" just high priced escorts? Is that how they avoid a prostitution scandal?
>>68819489
@itsmesonjaj has this as the profile picture on twitter. From Dubai, this isn't a source.
>>68819510
It's the same dress she's worn multiple times on CNN.
But you're right, no proof it has ties to Cruz. I'd also doubt she's dumb enough to post something like that online
>>68819579
i hope you're joking, that's megyn kelly
>>68819433
What's wrong with her face?
>>68819579
No worries. I put that together last night. I've got more if needed.
DAILY REMINDER
THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER DISCOLORED THE CLOTHING OF THE MISTRESSES IDENTIFIED SO FAR
DO NOT SEARCH BY CLOTHING COLOR
LOOK FOR OTHER MARKERS
THANK YOU
>This has been a /pol/ public service announcement
>>68819433
>>68819489
No. This is shilling false flaggery.
>>68818368
Hey what about this page? Is there a bigger version?
>>68819620
It's her Instagram you stupid goy
>>68819359
Even CNN seems like they're not buying Cruz's bullshit.
>Donald Trump actually controls the media, trust me.
-Rafael Edwardo Cruz
>>68819510
It's Amanda Carpenter - check the dress - but it could very well just be a hotel room.
>>68819721
Dump what you've got. I'm trying to get all the hard evidence we have into the rolling OP.
She lived in Dubai for 6 years fags. Where was she prior?
>>68819737
disinfo ignore that
Rate my OC, lads.
https://www.austinisd.org/schools/rodriguez/directory
https://twitter.com/itsmesonjaj
HER NAME IS IN AN AUSTIN SCHOOL LIST
>>68819644
Which one though? There's several
>>68819048
fuck off Cruz shill with the pedo shit.
>>68819785
Look at the eyebrow on the cover then google her pics. Same eyebrow styling.
>>68819365
The Cruz tat isn't real. It was an April fools thing in response to this shooped poster he was fond of.
find out if you share Cruz's tastes
http://strawpoll.me/7185606
http://strawpoll.me/7185606
>>68819740
>stupid goy
I don't see you dumping any help
>>68819488
>She lives in Dubai false flag
That doesn't mean shit. Oil Arabs treat money like water, they can be on a coke binge and see a girl and just fly her out.
We need a DC fag for the local escort services there, the pricey ones. I'm searching DC escorts now, but could easily have been in NYC.
>>68819737
That is a joke / bullshit. Don't go chasing rabbits. Stay focused.
>>68818873
damn those $50 entrees sound tasty
tfw single anime masturbation fan
>>68819644
I've been to capitol grille multiple times.
They get tipped way too much to spread that info for free.
>>68819864
OH SHIT FOR REAL????
>>68819444
It's a fun mystery game. Who fucked Ted Cruz?
>>68819157
from instagram you retard https://www.instagram.com/p/BCbf0p3Ae9Q/?taken-by=_amandacarpenter
>>68819864
shillllll
THE RAT LOVES TO TAKE IT UP THE ASS
>>68819423
>>68819359
Donald trump confirmed for supervillainy
![The Venture Bros - 210 - I Know Why the Caged Bird Kills.avi_snapshot_11.38_[2016.03.25_19.20.21].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CLK90uN.jpg "The Venture Bros - 210 - I Know Why the Caged Bird Kills.avi snapshot 11.38 [2016.03.25 19.20.21]")
>>68819444
OOH
WE NEED RANKS
I CALL 24
I need to work on my Ray Romano voice.
>>68819737
fake and gay?
>>68819985
Fake and gay. Stay on the real published one. Kthx.
>>68819666
cruz confirmed check them digits.
>>68818873
THERE IT IS|
THE 5 WOMAN FUCK
>>68819985
>sapiosexual
what kind of disgusting shit is this?
>>68819864
WE GO DEEPER
>>68819686
I'm the anon that posted the pic
Check the texas school districts, or maybe one of their law schools with that name?
>>68819949
>I've been to capitol grille multiple times.
If you are near DC, what's the "upper" class area code there? What area code would a rich, connected person in Georgetown have?
>>68819985
joke from twitter, ya dope
https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/713377442665091073
>>68820135
Name them.
>>68820149
Someone turned on by intelligence.
GLENN BECK DAMAGE CONTROL
>GLENN BECK DAMAGE CONTROL
GLENN BECK DAMAGE CONTROL
>GLENN BECK DAMAGE CONTROL
>http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/03/25/cruz-national-enquirer-sex-scandal-story-is-garbage-peddled-by-sleazy-donald/
>http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/03/25/cruz-national-enquirer-sex-scandal-story-is-garbage-peddled-by-sleazy-donald/
>http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/03/25/cruz-national-enquirer-sex-scandal-story-is-garbage-peddled-by-sleazy-donald/
Sonja Jiminez of Twitter is in the Austin Texas school system
https://www.austinisd.org/schools/rodriguez/directory
>>68820182
>Check the texas school districts, or maybe one of their law schools with that name?
It would be University of Texas Austin Law school.
>>68818715
LOL that FUCKING ENDING
>>68819898
The fake tattoo comes in a set of 2.
So either she got the extra one from Cruz - or she coincidentally had one - or paid for same-day shipping to order one for herself.
>>68819359
Donald Trump confirmed Saturday Morning Cartoon Supervillain. Jeb was right. And we're his henchmen.
/sonia.s.jimenez.9 on kikebook. pics suggest nothing about being a teacher.
>>68818873
OH SHIIIIIIIIT
>>68819925
I'm correcting false info to prevent us from wasting our time
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO FIND THE CAPITOL GRILL OR HOTEL BATHROOMS NEARBY
>>68819864
>https://twitter.com/itsmesonjaj
Wrong Sonja
https://www.linkedin.com/in/sonja-jimenez-8416551a
>>68819106
Holy shit does he really have a tattoo?
NPR PICKED UP THE STORY. IT'S GAINING MOMENTUM
>>68820304
That guy needs to commit suicide already, and I'm not kidding
He's literally a mental case
>>68820332
>>68819864
Try to cross reference where his daughters went to school or her political activities
>>68820444
>image literally says temporary tattoo
are you actually retarded?
>>68818873
Dat filename
>>68818956
It's not money and power per se. It is confidence, which gets you sex, money, power, etc.
>>68820332
There are multiple jiminez. It's in fucking Texas.
Match the images, then we can start
>>68820439
rip
I'd let her teach me english if you know what I mean
https://www.austinisd.org/schools/austin/directory
we need people to go through this directory and find teacher
>>68819884
Look at this shill, maybe it is the pedo woman after all?
>>68820427
That does look more like a public restroom than a residence
>>68819898
He really showed off the same fake tat as Amanda Carpenter on the same day.
>>68819261
>cruz's retarded religious followers won't believe it.
already spoke with them and they believe it, they're calling Ted as we speak
nobody expects a politician to follow the word of the gospels, they expect politicians to fuck prostitutes and lie their ass off
I wonder if this cuck is still smiling now
>>68819949
Do the bathrooms look like this?
>>68820427
What about hotels?
>>68820633
>https://www.austinisd.org/schools/austin/directory
https://www.austinisd.org/directory
You want this if you want a list of all staff. Other anon didn't really deliver
Jeb Bush was right. Donald Trump really is a chaos candidate.
And that's why we love him so much.
>>68819416
>Stumps Toe
>>68820538
Not just confidence, you need confidence paired with either looks or intelligence, preferably both. The Rat is a cunning specimen.
>>68818437
Still includes the "I want to cum on her toes" part
Top kek
Does anyone have a gif or YouTube link of Ted's daughter not wanting anything to do with him?
>>68818715
Hard candy
>>68820773
>>68820633
there's no pictures
http://www.ratemyteachers.com/stephen-f-austin-high-school/18751-s/3?commit=&q=
If she is isn't a teacher anymore this site could still have her name. Reviews go back to 2002.
Isn't there a single politician that can keep it in his pants? Apart from Jeb! but nobody would even want to have an affair with him.
>>68820773
And for the DC escort she goes out for $1000
>>68819106
>Set of 2
>>68820530
Issuing a denial was a massive fuckup on Cruz's part. The networks can't ignore the story if a candidate is talking about it.
>>68820452
>it turned out to be true
Oh boy
Did anyone listen to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast today? How did it go?
>>68820819
>Hard candy
That was my thought too
>>68820833
Yeah, fuck that. Get r9k on it
>>68820960
ghost is kill
>>68820684
thats a public bathroom
>>68819106
Wow.
Did she actually have legit feelings for him at some point?
That would explain why she shills for him hard on CNN
http://www.amazon.com/Tattify-Winston-Churchill-Temporary-Tattoo/product-reviews/B00FN4R8HQ
UH OH
>SET OF 2
SET OF 2
>SET OF 2
SET OF 2
>>68820966
Pardon my ignorance but what is 'hard candy' supposed to mean?
>>68819510
That pic is from her Instagram.
>>68820960
as expected
>>68820530
Libruls gonna attack now like they aren't all whores anyway
>>68821052
so, good?
>>68821041
Pedo porn you disgusting normie
>>68820903
Exactly. What kind of idiot brings this shit up unpromted? He just lit his whole campaign on fire.
Considering that the pictures of the girls used by the National Enquirer must necessarily have come from the public domain, has anyone tried simply cropping them and reverse image searching them?
Not sure on the legality of it but someone based enough should start a crowdfund for evidence backed info!!!
It was beyond stupid for Cruz to even comment now
That just gave tv media a free shot to speak on it
>>68821064
Don't make them out to be whores. Make Ted out to be a liar and unfaithful man.
>>68821042
>>68820734
And that's her king cuck husband
>>68820788
His kikebook response to all this today was perfect, and true- he literally has no idea what's going on as /pol/ works their magic
But he made sure to keep referring to Cruz as 'Lyin' Ted', and give him the company of OJ Simpson and John Edwards
Trump's gonna sleep like a baby all weekend, and Rato's campaign will continue to burn like a dumpster fire
Trump's first rally in Wisconsin next Tuesday will be off the charts for energy after all that's happened
>>68821108
He thought it he couod tie it to Trump and shame him, but it has nothing to do with Trump so he's scruzed
>>68818873
So?
if cruz met his mistress always on Tuesday and thursday shouldn't they have the temporary tattoos to show on a Wednesday or Friday if they got it together at the same time?
>>68821041
cheese pizza
>>68821100
I thought we called that cheese pizza
>>68821100
Oh fug!
>>68821139
exactly he tried to play it down in completely the wrong way
>>68821118
It was tried last night with no success. They are edited so even changing color schemes didn't work.
>>68821140
Why not both, anon?
>>68819106
Let's just dispel the notion that he doesn't know...
...wait.
>>68818368
We're winning this Jew game
>>68821139
He handed the media another Trump vs Cruz story on a silver platter. Fucking idiot
Amanda Carpenter's Daughter
>>68821170
Not seeing this posted here enough
>>68819106
/pol/ please stop. Ever since you've discovered meme magic you've been going off the deep end.
FOR MORE REFERENCES TO CANDY, AND PROSTITUTES SEE HERE YOU SCRUBS.
>>68819073
>>68820734
He's a cuckservative so it's just par for the course
>>68821092
Ghost got #CANNED
>>68821311
Omg
>>68820427
#cruztattoo with that image on twitter?
>>68821199
Not if they met up again later.
See
>>68820427
>>68821248
Then the media will pick up even harder and come to cruz defense that Trump supporters are slut shaming them along with false accusations. Right now all they are doing is saying it's false
>>68821311
I don't like bringing kids into this, but is she married? I thought she was single
>>68821340
Now all we need to do is find his sister for conformation
>>68821318
The world will be recreated in our image or destroyed
It's a brave new world anon
>>68821318
Don't you get it anon
There are no brakes on this train
>>68821318
But has /pol/ discovered that meme magic is no mwams to an end? That kek is solely chaos for chaos' sake?
>>68819433
No
(Protip: we all were in the last thread too)
>>68821415
Nope, cucked her husband. She went silent on Twitter for ~14 hours then said "you can talk to my lawyer" on air
But I tip my hat to the Rat -- she's a damn good pull
>>68821415
>>68821149
See here
>>68819918
>http://strawpoll.me/7185606
>those fucking options
>those fucking results
>>68821108
The best explanation for it is that Cruz panicked when the story broke because he knows at least some of it is true.
>>68820427
Add the "Comes in packs of two" screenshot to the pic and I think it's ready for dissemination. Only the most diehard #CruzMissiles can deny this circumstantial evidence.
Going through old tweets.
>CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>68821504
>THIS
They are victims afraid to come forward
>>68820182
Already checked. One in directory is completely different from the one in Dubai and scrubbing through the A&M one's twitter, instagram and facebook yielded nothing even close to the pixelated pic.
>>68821030
She was still shilling really fucking hard for cruz last week
>>68821199
No, not always. I sometimes upload selfies now even though I took those selfies back in summer when I was still fit and tanned. Girls are notorious for saving selfies and pictures and uploading them when they run out of other content to upload just for the sake of uploading something.
>>68818368
>CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS
>>68820081
Yes, Ted Cruz is fake and gay.
>>68821504
who wrote this shit?
the blurbs under the 2 blurred pictures are complete fabrications
>>68821318
POWER! UNLIMITED POWER!
>>68821311
AHHHHHH STOP!!!!!
no, no, what am i saying. I need more.
>>68821504
>These poor WOMEN*
Fucking americucks I swear
I can't wait for you to be Great Again so you guys get a decent education
>>68821494
You seem to think that Kek isn't on our side. And that it matters
>>68818873
GET THIS GOING ON TWITTER NOW. ALL SHILLS ARE A GO OPERATION "KEK THE RATO" IS IN ACTION
Looking through high class hooker photos in DC area to try to match up middle photo on Inquirer Story. That came from a hooker website.
We have to be fast, these cunts are going to delete/make privates all their twatters.
>>68821311
This feels weird, anon. Let's leave the woman's child out of this.
>>68821311
Holy shit. Cuck husband will get a DNA test.
>>68821149
Whats the husbands name we need to mentally break him
Like we broke rubio and jeb
>>68821504
Is the teacher an elementary school teacher or a college professor?
>>68820903
El Rato took the cheese and triggered Trump's trap.
>>68821031
ayy
Not sure if true, someone claiming to interview the hooker.
https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/2016/03/26/interview-with-a-candy-wrapper-the-lollipop-edition/
>amanda follows rato to jury duty
kek
>>68821705
They've had plenty of time to do so already. Good luck finding it.
>>68821318
I WILL BEND THE WORLD TO MY DESIRES
OR DESTROY IT FOR EVERYONE
>>68821401
Hmm, so at what time was the interview where cruz sowed his tattoo?
Do you mean he got it first and then
at the meet-up in the evening Amanda got it and posted it later on Instagram/Twitter?
If you can get the room size for the bathroom. You can check the blue prints to see if they match on public records.
>>68821311
KEEP THE CHILDREN OUT OF THIS YOU MASSIVE CUM GUZZLER.
>>68821300
god, thats fucking creepy
>>68821318
We're going to end this ride, sit tight buddy. Almost over
>>68819106
ADD THE HOTEL
AND GO GO GO.
WE NEED TO BACK THE CLAIMS WITH REALITY AND THIS SON OF A BITCH WILL TAKE OFF SO FAST YOU WONT BELIEVE IT. SHILL THIS ON TWITTER, IT WILL TREND ON ITS OWN
DEUS KEK
MAGA
>>68821311
Heh hehe hehehehe hehehehahaha ahahahahahahahaha ahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
TELL HER HUSBAND TO GET A PATERNITY TET
>>68821555
what an annoying "conservative" weirdo
>>68821737
I'm still sleuthing
>>68821031
OMG
Clip from supposed Lollipop interview.
https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/2016/03/26/interview-with-a-candy-wrapper-the-lollipop-edition/
>>68821705
I spend like 3 hours doing this last night, came up with nada.
Holy Shit, this "Amanda Carpenter" is a goldmine. Literally tweets each time she takes a shit. That's the one who will sink him.
Matching up their schedules.
>>68821780
That look he gives her is the kind of look he should be giving his wife.
REMINDER THAT EDWARDS DENIED IT AT FIRST TOO: http://abcnews.go.com/US/john-edwards-denied-affair-balked-signing-affidavit/story?id=16268768
>>68821318
POWER UNLIMMMMITEEEDD POWER
>>68821545
Confirmed on amazon
>>68821780
Why do so few American politicians invest in well fitting tailored shirts?
Always walking around in those lumpy potato sacks.
>>68819106
holy shit.
>set of 2 temporary tattoos
>each had one on the same day
>what are the odds
also hers is in a place she could not have applied alone
>>68821879
#CRUZPATERNITYTEST
>>68821311
Holyshit
>>68821318
Taya 2.0 will make meme magic real
>>68821738
>Is the teacher an elementary school teacher or a college professor?
She'll be a college professor or law student at UT Austin. Rato was "teaching" there.
>>68821918
At least you got three hours of solid fap time in, amiright?
>>68821508
And that is why we must tell him and rip that family apart. Literally cuckservatives. Life imitates memes.
>>68821913
Could there be any truth behind this or is it fake and gay?
>>68821913
Sounds fake
>>68820715
What should we hash tag it as on twitter
#tattoogate #cruztatoo
>>68821763
>https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/2016/03/26/interview-with-a-candy-wrapper-the-lollipop-edition/
Holy fucking shit.
And remember these guys were all over this shit almost two weeks ago.
i fucking hate hate guy
>all of the pro-Trump shit including this one mirrors The_Donald completely
When are you guys going to get tired of trolling the world with this Trump shit? He's never going to be nominated, however now you are just making Kasich and Cruz weaker against Hillary. Is this your ultimate plan? I mean you idiots can't possibly unironically support Trump can you? I can see inbred redneck racists support Trump but you guys seems smarter than those bunch...
What the fuck is the establishment GOP's plan? Even if they can get Cruz to stop Trump, Trump has done such a good job of branding Cruz as a liar he is toxic in a general election. The anti trump people always talk about Trump's high unfavorability ratings, but Cruz is almost as bad (Trump 63% unfavorable to Cruz 55% unfavorable)
>>68821931
I tried to scroll back, but got to like 4 days after 5 mins of scrolling down
>>68821666
Nice trip 6's. Kek has spoken
>>68821555
Any woman who claims to be an conservative is doing it for social value.
>>68822073
most likely fake
>>68821708
The child needs to know her real father...
>>68822073
If Kek wills it, they found her. There's always a way
BREAKING: INTERVIEW WITH CRUZ HOOKER
https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/2016/03/26/interview-with-a-candy-wrapper-the-lollipop-edition/
https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/2016/03/26/interview-with-a-candy-wrapper-the-lollipop-edition/
https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/2016/03/26/interview-with-a-candy-wrapper-the-lollipop-edition/
>>68821555
>25 Mar 2014
That was a Tuesday.
>CNN trying to pin Cruz's filthy canadian values on Trump
the audacity of these rats
>>68821529
This is exactly my thought. And the way Amanda Carpenter blew up on CNN this morning is also very suspicious. And then Katrina's tweet saying, "I only speak to myself" is odd as well.
Guilt as fuck if you ask me. We've hit the jackpot.
>>68821780
Fucking hell, Ted. Does the man not own one tailored suit? What the fuck? He's the worst dressed politician I can think of.
>>68821913
Glorious. Now all we need to do is confirm it.
>>68818368
Between all this and the chawin' on of boogers, I feel a bit like vomiting
>>68820427
GO GO GO
This will cause the investigations to take off. Let's roll boys, this is our chance right here. Do it while we have the spotlight, and tag #cruzsexscandal
>>68822135
nice fan fiction
>>68822105
>all stops have been pulled
>shilling intensifies
>>68821318
>going off the deep end.
You mean winning?
In that case, no. We're not going to stop. We are going to win, win, and we are going to win.
>>68822105
You're hilarious
>>68822036
You overestimate my virility
So let me get this straight:
-CarlyForAmerica and The SuperPac that posted Melania's Nude photos have the SAME Mailing address
- The Campaign Manager of CarlyForAmerica Has been reported to fuck Lyin' Ted
And then shit starts to get more real:
- Amanda Carpenter is reported to have fucked Lyin' Ted
- Amanda then goes on the news and reponds by saying 'Talk to my lawyer'
- Meanwhile Katrina straight up calls bullshit and says tht part about her is completely false
- Daily Beast Reports about Lyin' Ted and 'a female that is not his wife' to have been spotted outside a hotel every tuesday and thursday
- One of those tuesdays happened to be the 1st of April the day when both Amanda 'talk to my lawyer' Carpenter and Ted Cruz have shown to have had the same Winston Churchill Tattoo
- Anonymous claims that they have evidence of Cruz sleeping around with prostitutes
- So does the National Enquirer
Jesus Christ I wouldn't wanna be Ted right now.
>>68822105
The "you're better than that argument" doesn't work COMING FROM A KEK!!
VERY LOW ENERGY
BTW, looks like enquirer did not change the womens' skin tones for cover shot, but did for the inside.
You get a better idea of race/ skin tone of the Rato mistresses from cover shot.
>>68820191
Most rich upper class people would love in Vienna or Arlington, not DC itself. 22201 is where I worked, which is right near the bridge. It's in the Ballston area, which is the "newly" developed part of Arlington. "Cherry hill?" is a pretty popular residential area
But, like I said, most people who work in DC, don't live in DC. (unless they're young upstarts)
Phone codes are 703 and 202.
Literally none of this will help I'd imagine.
But, my advice? Look for Maryland postal codes. Follow the metro lines
Amanda's husband, and possible profile https://www.linkedin.com/in/kinnan
>>68822143
No, it was a Monday?
>>68821985
You can't reach your own shoulder?
But yeah, packs of two
>>68819884
I agree. I'm not a Cruz shill. By adding pedo shit, it dilutes the argument and makes you all seem Alex Jones tier. The man obviously like legal poon, there's no need to do with the pedo shit. Where does it even come from - the fact that he bagged a teacher? If so, you are all nigger tier retards.
>>68821318
Nobody taught us how to stop anon.
>>68822105
>Thailand
I can see why your mad friendo
>>68822135
this is going to need alot more evidence to back it up if this is potentially true.
>>68821318
The end justify the memes, anon
>>68819444
Embrace it.
NEW THREAD GOES UP AT 300 POSTS
>NEW THREAD GOES UP AT 300 POSTS
NEW THREAD GOES UP AT 300 POSTS
Underrated trips
>>68821666
>>68822324
Shall we urge him to get a paternity test?
What did she mean by this?
>>68822368
http://www.wincalendar.com/March-Calendar/March-2014-Calendar.html
>>68821763
>https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/2016/03/26/interview-with-a-candy-wrapper-the-lollipop-edition
Yeah, that's about as fake as it gets. The detective talking too much is the give-away, it reads like a bad thriller novel written by a 12yo.
>>68822073
They were posting about this woman weeks ago.
>>68822476
She meant Cruz just dumped a Canadian load in her cunt in the green room.
>>68822447
we shall
>>68822261
Pretty fair assumption except:
Anonymous has been an FBI front since the take down of Lulzsec.
Anonymous alleged they had information regarding Cruz and was to release it in 24 hours- this was over a week ago. Instead, they launched a DDOS attack on Trump which resulted in fuck all.
>>68822476
OH FUCK
>>68822557
this desu
fags, keep on amanda carpenter, help me, so much shit here. That tattoo says it all-- passive aggressive mistress who was in love with/possessive of rato.
They always leave clues.
>>68822476
Fucking Tuesday.
http://www.wincalendar.com/April-Calendar/April-2014-Calendar.html
>>68822476
Really... Fun mood today? They definitely just got done sharonf a 2 pack of temporary tats iykwis
>>68822197
>implying
>>68822278
Okay mistah.
>>68822396
Okay UK .Jr.
>>68822324
>https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/2016/03/26/interview-with-a-candy-wrapper-the-lollipop-edition/
Let's tell him paternity test.mn Tell him his daughter looks strikingly similar to Cruz. Tell him his wife has been implicated in a presidential candidate sex scandal.
Now I really wanna bury this bitch.
>>68821311
This is ridiculous, some of these crap speculation posts have to be from dan gabriel.
>>68822476
She must've given terrific head.
>>68822476
shes a c a n a d i a n c u m c a n n i s t e r
>>68822599
But now that beans are spilled they will rat out rato to save face with their teen army of scriptkiddies.
heard there might be a sex tape
>>68822476
Yep, they fucked.
VOL 4 IS UP
>VOL 4 IS UP
VOL 4 IS UP
>VOL 4 IS UP
>>68822729
>>68822729
>>68822729
>>68822729
>>68822729
>>68822729
>>68821555
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>68821555
GAHHHH PORN.
Oh shut up you fucking yuppie bitch. Just move the fuck away.
>>68822105
Nice proxy you got there Berniefag. Fuck off back to where you came from and cry over how many delegates Bernard needs to win some more you fucker
>>68822456
if this is real, this will actually destroy Cruz's campaign
>>68822324
That your mum's messenger profile pic, m8? She single?
>>68822384
Fuck off moral police
>>68822093
Doesnt rick wilson let his daughter fuck niggers?
Rick wilson should apologise to the world for his daughter being a nigger fucker
>>68822016
I thought it said she was a teacher though, why would it be a student?
>>68818368
>national enquirer
>>68822284
>ost rich upper class people would love in Vienna or Arlington, not DC itself. 22201 is where I worked, which is right near the bridge. It's in the Ballston area, which is the "newly" developed part of Arlington. "Cherry hill?" is a pretty popular residential area
>But, like I said, most people who work in DC, don't live in DC. (unless they're young upstarts)
>Phone codes are 703 and 202.
>Literally none of this will help I'd imagine.
>But, my advice? Look for Maryland postal codes. Follow the metro lines
thanks. going through the "eccort review" bc Rato is way too hated by his colleagues to be in any sort on exclusive mistress list.
Shit, Eliot Spitzer was caught sending postal money orders to his hookers on Saturdays with his kids at Post Office to pay hookers.
It's not like "Eyes Wide Shut," certainly not for cuckservatives like Cruz.
>>68822476
>I gave it to him good today anons. Swallowed his boogers and everything.
BUMP LIMIT
>>BUMP LIMIT
BUMP LIMIT
>BUMP LIMIT
>>68822729
>>68822729
>>68822729
>>68822729
>>68822729
>>68821555
THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN
>>68822765
Isn't there always?
>>68822476
>1 April
Yup, she sucked him off.
>>68822476
>What did she mean by this?
she means she fucked him previous night. I know the type, passive-aggressive, jealous female, hates the wife...shit, the affairs probably gave the wife the breakdown in August.
>>68819359
Perfect, rather than CNN putting their spin on it, listeners will have no choice but to google the story themselves
>>68822261
Was ted cruz named on the ashley madison website? Or is that just a myth
>>68822105
>I can see inbred redneck racists support Trump but you guys seems smarter than those bunch...
where the fuck do you think you are m8?
>>68822135
I really doubt this is true
The husband of one of the women involved found my tweets and has been creeping on my LinkedIn. Awk.
>>68821979
we need room to expand.
Also, for extra room to hold money for tipping
>>68823119
do you think she is the type to brag about it to the wife? I do.
>>68821484
CONDUCTOR
WE HAVE A
KEKOLD
>>68821318
There are no brakes on this train.
>>68822261
the shared address is because a lot of PACs use the same company to handle their accounting paperwork.
http://www.electioncfo.com/contact/
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