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It has lots of info and links.
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RALLIES/TH
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
INTERVIEWS
>Katrina on MSNBC 3/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPHitPusVhA
>Milo on the Rubin Report 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pONZu_qXAno
>Carson on the View 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV2zfrvH9MY
>Trump on Good Morning Britain Part 2 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QfyMVbm258
>Trump on Good Morning Britain Part 1 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qF15jzgUno
>Carson on Fox Business 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2IYYhvoKUc
>Trump on Fox Business 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noYvnVbBRiE
>Trump on Bloomberg TV 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH6Ib9-Y1ZM
ENTERTAINMENT
>YCSTT Volume XXII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s1TqVNOL0w
>Endorsements for Ted Cruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdFJsjr0n8s
>Milo loves Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fely6gd2Q-k
>The Long Road to the White House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxf1XmVZ9qY
>3 things Trump has done for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmMfESCPWY8
>Official /Trump/ Image Archive
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
Will be updated daily.
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Official Rally Schedule
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule
SOMEONE BE SURE THESE ARE ALWAYS UPDATED:
>TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
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>>68813366
not a woovement
inb4 awoo
AROOOOOOO
everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:
https://www.sbstatesman.com/2016/02/23/political-science-professor-forecasts-trump-as-general-election-winner/
guys.... this is bad. 97% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?
that's a 1% - 3% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.
i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.
i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.
i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....
>IN EVENTS STRIKINGLY SIMILAR TO THE POLITICAL MELTDOWN OF PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFUL JOHN EDWARDS IN THE 2008 DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL RACE, NOW REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT FAVORITE SENATOR TED CRUZ (TX) FINDS HIMSELF IN A WEB OF SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES HE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO ESCAPE.
>ON MARCH 23, U.S TABLOID NEWSPAPER "THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER", RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ORIGINAL PUBLICATION OF THE JOHN EDWARDS AFFAIR, FOR WHICH THEY SUBSEQUENTLY RECEIVED A PULITZER PRIZE FOR EXCELLENT JOURNALISM, THE HIGHEST AWARD WITHIN THE FIELD, PUBLISHED THE SHOCKING STORY OF SENATOR CRUZ'S ALLEGED AFFAIR WITH 5 WOMEN FROM HIS PAST.
>IN LIGHT OF THE RECENTLY SURFACED POLICE REPORT OF CRUZ'S WIFE HEIDI'S PURPORTED "BREAKDOWN" AND SUICIDAL DEPRESSION, THE ALLEGATIONS ARE GAINING TRACTION IN WORLD NEWS.
>EVEN MORE SHOCKING IS THE NEWLY PUBLISHED FEDERAL ELECTION COMMISSION REPORT SHOWING A SURPRISING AND SEEMINGLY UNEXPLAINABLE TRANSACTION OF $500,000 FROM A TED CRUZ SUPER-PAC, TO THE CAMPAIGN OF HIS COMPETITOR -- CARLY FIORINA.
>ONE OF THE ALLEGED MISTRESSES IN CRUZ'S AFFAIRS, SARAH ISGUR FLOREZ, IS CARLY FIORINA'S OWN CAMPAIGN MANAGER.
>THE INTERNET AND BLOGOSPHERE IS CURRENTLY BUBBLING WITH ALLEGATIONS THAT CRUZ PAYED THE FIORINA CAMPAIGN HALF A MILLION U.S DOLLARS TO KEEP THE STORY BURIED - EVENTS SCARILY SIMILAR TO THOSE OF FORMER SENATOR JOHN EDWARDS.
>THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER IS ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR PUBLISHING THE AFFAIRS OF O.J SIMPSON, JESSE JACKSON AND TIGER WOODS.
>WE CONTINUE TO FOLLOW WHAT MIGHT ARGUABLY BECOME ONE OF THE MOST SHOCKING MELTDOWNS IN U.S POLITICAL HISTORY.
where were you when el rato died?
MAGA
>NBC female reporter just name-dropped the Red Pill
Who /trump/ here?
>>68813410
This is one of my many, many fetishes.
Left wingers are the liberal Progressives. They want things to move forward and change with the times. They want to help all the citizens be successful rather than a couple select special interest groups. They want equal justice and treatment under the law regardless of race, religion, gender, wealth or connections. They want to ensure that future generations aren't stuck having to deal with problems that should have been addressed and solved generations prior.
Right wingers are the Regressives. They not only want things to never change, but to take things backwards to the 1950s and beyond when women were told to stay in the kitchen, where minorities are still treated as 3/5 of a person with no citizenship or rights. They want a country where they rule rather than govern and where anyone who dares to speak against them can be silenced without question (whether through false arrests or simply making them disappear). They want a country where only a tiny number of obscenely wealthy and/or extremely religious people are in charge. They purposely stoke fear and hatred in their base, usually through blatant lies, to get them to keep themselves in office under the illusion of "safety".
Everything you see done by the fascist government in the film are the exact things being done, or would like to be done, by the Regressive Republicans today, especially the likes of extremists like Donald Trump and Ted Cruz and the mainstream media in the film, just like in real life, is all controlled by groups connected to those Regressives and used as nothing more than propaganda.
Someone please post the brushing one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KijuDhqaLs
>HE MAY BE A RAT BUT I HAVE NO DESIRE TO COPULATE WITH HIM
>LYIN' TEDDY ACTUALLY SAID THIS
>HE IMPLIES THAT HE FUCKS RATS
>>68813523
Cute butt in cute jeans!!
>>68813366
everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:
https://www.sbstatesman.com/2016/02/23/political-science-professor-forecasts-trump-as-general-election-winner/
guys.... this is bad. 97% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?
that's a 1% - 3% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.
i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.
i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.
i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....
Who would have thought the Apex Alpha is the one fighting for the betas against the Alpha oligarchy?
This is truly our Beta Uprising.
Stand up ye victims of frustration
Arise ye prisoners of NEEThood
A better world's in the birth.
>>68813517
fuck off muhammed
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE ORIGINAL OF THIS?
>>68813483
They're scared
>Women won't vote for Trump because some guy on the internet said Heidi looks like a dog
The left relies on the retarded to keep them in power. Incredible.
Why have the rallies slowed down? I realize we don't have too many good states voting soon, we need the energy doe.
Nth for kill all globalists
>>68813468
THERE IT IS THE 25 SECOND MEMORIZED SPEECH
>>68813591
This is the only forecast I've seen that has him beaten hilary.
>>68813671
Security concerns from upstanding citizens who totally aren't lazy brain dead retards
>>68813550
sauce
>>68813483
Context?
Why is Trump loves pecker trending?
REEEEEEE
>>68813753
funnily enough it's the most scientific one.
TRUMP BTFO BY BASED MOVIE
Daily reminder that if the Spanish colonizied 1% less of North Florida than they actually did,Europe would not be on the verge of collapse.
>>68813591
EVERY FUCKING THREAD
>>68813517
t. Ahmed Muhammad
>>68813836
Cruz bots probably
JEEZ OH MAN
I GUESS IT'S ALL UP TO ME
Any updates on this cruz scandal? Haven't been on since last night. Did anyone ever find the teacher?
>>68813852
HES LITERALLY HITLER
>>68813852
>macbook
>>68813713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMYNfQlf1H8
Faire avancer la bannière républicaine!
>>68813852
>Implying Hitler didnt make Germany great again.
Fucked it up by going to war,but still.
>>68813334
I really hope America gets redpilled all over. At the rate we're going their lies are going to seen by everyone.
I'm wondering how long it will take for their loyalists to wake up. It will probably take something big for sense to overcome their envy. Or all the funding avenues to cut off so there won't be hordes of shills and shill programs and corporations everywhere.
>>68813671
check the frequency of primaries
>>68813713
Lady maria literally deserves to be bullied.
>>68813920
Thank you father and god bless the Queen mother!
>>68813852
TRUMP TRAIN DERAILED
KASICH MISSILES ACTIVATE
WE'RE CRASHING THIS ELECTION WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>68813645
>>68813645
>>68813645
>>68813645
please respond
>>68813970
Cruz fugged Hillary too.
>>68813993
>implying Hitler started the war and not England & France by declaring war on Germany
>>68813993
Didn't Prescott Bush help that happen?
I thought the Bushes weren't good people?
>>68813468
everyone. i have some news.. look at this:
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
#NationalEnquirer
guys.... this is bad. 1,2 3, 4 , 5 mistresses ?
that's a 100% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.
i've been a cruz missile since june of 2014, when he renounced his Canadian citizenship ... but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of ted cruz's campaign.
i used to be a cruz supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... trump.
i'm now st-st-eh-stumping for.. Trump
can I have a MAGA hat?
>>68814288
kek
>>68813852
>The subtitles reference Hitler
WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN SUCH A REVELATION
>>68813852
>hans
>>68814288
lmao, and she had the gall to complain about 'tabloid smut' against Cruz on CNN
Fuck her
>>68814198
>...because Germany invaded Poland
?????/
>>68814288
>her face now
>>68814348
has phil fish complained about Trump yet?
>>68814288
oh the ironing
good response tbqh
>Donald Trump loves Britain and wants it to be America's greatest ally, saying he wants to improve the relationship between America and Britain
Someone from a very smelly place just quoted this, is it true? does he really think this?
Wisconsin is WTA and Cruz is leading. What now?
>>68814448
Don't think so. Mainly just post it because it's a fun image.
ITT: White males who have never experienced oppression
“But the fact of the matter is, most of them are childless single men who masturbate to anime. They’re not real and political players. These are not people who matter in the overall course of humanity."
Rick "the cuck" Wilson
try again niggerlover
>>68814629
He wants a lot of allies, Britland included
>>68814564
HE'S ACTUALLY GOING TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
>>68814694
Fuck off Toronto cuck, don't you have some Somalis to be blowing?
>>68814638
I think Trump will be winning every other state next month. It will be a bloodbath.
>>68814638
Drumpflets will flame anyone who brings it up and post more anime memes.
The butthurt when Drumpf is denied the nomination will be glorious.
>>68814448
No he deleted his twitter after gething doxxed
>>68814629
Trump wants to be friends with everyone.
>>68814434
Nah like the original Trump/Taylor one
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
>>68814638
Trump doesn't need it. Hell win CA and NY
Also Wisconsin isn't WTA, it's wta per district
>>68814564
>i certainly hope they are not right about lyin' ted
hehehe
Go Donald Trump
>>68814805
kek what a cuck
>>68814805
X gonna give it to ya
>>68814859
HE PUTS IT DOWN
>>68814789
>Drumpf
haha I posted it again
(You)
>>68814805
Story?
>>68814876
>FUCKING
>>68814906
AND THEN HE LIES!
>>68814906
AND THEN HE LIES
You know, I know the bleeding pinko socialist faggot can never win now, but a part of me feels like he should've gotten elected
With all the bullshit he would try and pull, it might've shown the liberal "WHITE MALES" how fucking wrong they were. With Trump as president, we'll get what we want, but we'll never steer the blind away from their cliff.
In fact, we might be breeding a new brand of radicals, but I'm sure they can't do shit with their malnutrition selves
>>68814380
so did the Soviet Union, at virtually the same time (literally within a wekk of each other).
the German goal to bring back Danzig to German territory. The region was heavily (over 80%) German, and had historically been German but lost after WW1. The German government had even offered a very generous deal to Poland for handing the territory over to them peacefully.
the Polish government under influence from England and France and Jews from the U.S refused the deal and Germany forcefully invaded Danzig, which the world knew beforehand they would if the deal was struck down.
England & France subsequently declared war.
>>68814288
Wait, wasn't she throwing a bitch fit earlier today?
Anyway, reactions to the interview on twitter: https://twitter.com/hashtag/MorganTrump?src=hash
>Trump being very calm, reasonable and civilized
>people still this butthurt
>still attack on appearance first, character second, and policy last
>>68814715
>>68814814
Well that's shit.
>>68814789
Just flame my shit up leaf senpai
>>68813920
That's cultural appropriation shitlordbong
>>68814694
Damn straight.
>>68814694
>FUCKING A WHITE MALE
>>68814987
This
>>68815061
Why's that?
WHY IS #TrumpLovesPecker trending?!
>>68813523
>>68813920
why is the gamergate-tan relevant to a Trump thread?
>>68814638
>Cruz winning anything but a divorce
>>68815222
Applied Memetics and Dan Gabriel are working overtime this weekend under a fresh contract from the Ted Cruz campaign to bury this scandal
>>68815207
wanted special acknowledgement.
genuinely disappointed about this.
>>68815230
Leaf wanted it for his folder
>>68815222
>TrumpLovesPecker
http://popdust.com/2016/03/25/trumplovespeck-and-heres-why/
>>68814827
Only thing I could find on tineye. It was Can't Stump the Trump vol.14 but probably a better one somewhere.
>>68815222
Because we've been stumped my man.
Really tho I think Pecker is the last name of someone at the tabloid that published the Cruz story. Not sure though.
HELP POL
I WANT A TRUMP IMAGE ON MY BANK CARD BUT BARCLAYS HAVE RIDICULOUS REQUIREMENTS.
GIVE ME TRUMP IMAGES THAT ARE OC/NOT COPYRIGHT/NOT DIRECT IMAGES OF HIM.
Can someone tell me what a globalist is?
I dont get it
>>68815222
But it's not tho.
Just another piece of shit meme that won't stick.
REMINDER THAT ALL DRUMPF SUPPORTERS ARE JIDF SHILLS
TRUMP IS THE MOST ZIONIST JEW-LOVING REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE
>>68815284
>winning a divorce against goldman sachs
kek good luck rato
>>68815434
tell me more senpai
>>68815431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKkRDMil0bw
>>68815333
Gotcha. I don't know of anything he's said to that effect but I don't hang on his every word. He did recently say that he thinks Brexit will happen.
>>68815222
cuz you're giving it meme powers with ur dumb trips
[spoiler]checked[/spoiler]
>>68815354
Thanks, it's a great one so I'm not sure why it's so hard to find.
>>68814564
This is like pissing on someone when they're on fire.
>>68814018
I have a bully fetish but I will not consider any communists for that.
------
I need maga desktops please respond
>>68815434
"According to our research /pol/ hates kikes, hit them there."
So is Mexico really sending criminals to the US like Trump is saying they are?
>>68813671
Trump is taking some time since there are no primaries for another week or two
>>68815434
>>68814789
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
>>68814789
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type DRUMPFKIN up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Fat Kid with glasses, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about ""Drumpfkins". Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Reddit NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "DRUMPFKIN DRUMPFKIN DRUMFKIN." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be. Forever...
Can someone with a decent mike and voice make this?
Pokémon parody:
I wanna be the candidate, like no one ever was.
To stump them is my real test, this country is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
To make America great again,
The power that's inside.
(DONALD TRUMP!)
Yeah, it's you and me.
We know it's his destiny.
(DONALD TRUMP!)
Oooh, he's our best friend,
In a world we must defend.
(DONALD TRUMP!)
Oooh, with hearts so true,
His courage will pull us through!
Vote for him, and I will too,
DONALD TRUUUMP
GOTTA STUMP 'EM ALL,
GOTTA STUMP' EM ALL!
DONALD TRUMP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX5dBzxKNOw
no retorts.
>>68815384
You're going to look like such an autist. How are you going to explain that to people?
People will think either you're a racist because this is Britain, or if they're not an idiot they'll still find it weird that you're so involved in another country's politics. You don't need a special snowflake card mate just get a regular one if possible
isnt it pointless now to follow the outcome of republican nomination until June?
>>68815222
Most normies on twitter seem to think it's referring to pecker as in dick, not pecker from NE. Retards, lol
>>68815499
>>68815509
This is exactly how a shill who has been found out would respond.
>>68815629
yes
>>68815230
litearlly who
that's estonia-tan
>>68815431
One world government, nations as figureheads, open borders, infinite supply of cheap labor for corporations. Peddled under the veneer of being free trade and ethical because boo-hoo refugees and illegal immigrants.
That's my understanding, anyway.
>>68815726
is there any proof though?
Why is drudge slacking on the cruz affairs and posting garbage like this
>>68815725
elaborate
>>68815794
>france too lazy to look up proof
No surprise.
>>68815431
Globalists are one of two things:
a) wealthy people who will benefit from third worlders driving down the cost of labour, thus they want to reduce all barriers to this (trade laws that prevent oursourcing, borders, etc)
b) useful idiots who have been convinced to push the cause of a) because they want to be again "racism"
>>68815677
This was Trump's view on abortion in the past.
>Well, I'm very pro-choice. I hate the concept of abortion. I hate it. I hate everything it stands for. I cringe when I listen to people debate the subject. But, you still, I just believe in choice.
He was never exactly a "strong supporter."
>>68815688
i want to trigger people
>>68815746
>estonia-tan
Are you having me on? Her name is Vivian James you fucking newfag
>>68815434
>Ted "If you won't stand with Israel I won't stand with you" Cruz isn't an Israeli shill.
>John "build 6 gorillion holocaust museums" Kasich isn't an Israeli shill.
>Donald "Israel has to pay for their own defense" Trump somehow is.
A FUCKING LEAF.
TED CRUZ SHALL GO DOWN
>>68815798
>>68815851
Because it's a non-story. Just like Benghazi, just like Hillary's emails.
>>68815587
Pizza girl?
>>68814865
>Trump doesn't need it
stop saying this shit. He need to treat every state as necessary. This is the type of reasoning that allowed rat fuck to stick around this long
>>68814434
Lol
>>68815869
i did look but all i could find was article analyzing crime commited by hyspanics in the us and articles saying he was lying
>>68815926
You're right, but there is this one guy from Estonia who always uses that image of Vivian. He does it so much that he is well known for it.
>>68815851
It's a wink to the Nat. Enq. - they post alien shit all the time,
>he's biding his time, but he sees it.
very clever desu
>>68815926
No that's the dumb character the only Estonian on pol posts every single time he's on
stupid fucking idiot
>>68815431
Read the Creature from Jekyll Island. It's huge but worth it.
If not, basically they are the people that have tried to run the world from behind the scenes for at least two centuries starting with the Rothschilds, likely goes back to ancient times but it's hard to know.
Basically when people say globalists they are talking about the people who are engineering all of the problems the US has today so that they can crush Western civilization and gain complete control. There's a lot of different opinions on who they are on their ultimate goals but it's clear to see how they have robbed everyone.
>>68815934
>if we keep saying it isn't relevant, maybe people will believe it.
>>68815989
>He need to
You're talking like you're smarter than Trump. You're not!
>>68815794
>>68816011
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/06/world/americas/a-mexican-manual-for-illegal-migrants-upsets-some-in-us.html?_r=1
>>68815667
Can anyone talented and equipped do this?
>>68816075
Based Italy
Do you think Renzi is a cuck?
>>68815714
Too bad for them. All I hear is cruz's voice: DONALD DONALD DONALD DONALD
The man is ruined
Where can I watch this Piers Morgan interview?
These are great, I appreciate it Trumpteers.
I'm going to contain my shitposting on twitter, just need stuff for it.
>>68815431
A /pol/ bogeyman that doesn't exist. It's just where the Jews in power misdirect goyim anger so that they can stay in control. Muslims are our greatest ally against the Jew.
>>68813366
man I really love that Cruella De Trump and the 101 gorillion illegals photo.
>>68816180
I have no idea. I'm waiting for someone to upload it so I can put it in the OP.
sup /trump/, drawfag here
I plan on drawing Trump dunking an illegal immigrant over the border
picture Trump flying like Vince Carter palming the head of Speedy Gonzales like a basketball about to fling the rat into the ground on the other side
what else can I add?
>>68815851
He's been obsessed with Hillary and the Clintons since forever
Awoooment shirts https://teespring.
com/donald-trump-2016-awooooment
>>68815656
Hey buddy, thanks so much for posting this pasta. It's been months- heck, maybe years- since I've seen this one, and I was really starting to miss it. It truly is one of the great literary works of our time, and this board does get so dull when you haven't seen such a high-quality post in a while.
In fact, just the other day I saw someone make a stupid post, and I thought, "If only I had a witty, masterfully crafted response at the ready, I could reply to that guy and get so many (You)s." That post is long dead, I'm afraid, but no matter. What's important is that you've brought this wonderful reply back to me, and rest assured, I will save it and use it every time I have the chance. And for that, I am ever grateful.
>>68816217
>Muslims are our greatest ally against the Jew.
>>68815629
They come here illegally, they're criminals by definition. Most of them go on to commit further crimes.
>>68816171
He's a textbook example of cucks in politics.
>>68816303
Something with the new Cruz scandal would help us the most.
>>68815629
Their border policy is simply to not enforce it; in an unofficial capacity, they are happy to let all of their criminals, murderers, most-wanted, etc. escape into the United States. When criminals leave Mexico, they are no longer Mexico's problem, and Mexico is perfectly fine with this.
>>68816303
Have some inspiration
>>68816056
>/pol/ is so chocablock full of newfags they don't recognise a character from less than just 2 years ago
beautiful
>>68816322
I really want one. But I already have about 6 other embarrassing shirts in my closet I'm too ashamed to ever wear outside.
Lyin' Ted has disabled comments on his Facebook page. MAXIMUM DAMAGE CONTROL.
TrumpLovesPecker is trending and as expected the CruzCucks don't see irony in there actions
https://www.change.org/p/chairman-reince-priebus-republican-national-committee-we-will-walk-from-the-rnc
>>68816435
that was my inspiration kek
plan on adding Drake in a MAGA hat
>>68816435
Original video?
>>68816465
>newfag doesn't know who Estonia-tan is
lurk more dude, you'll pick up on it one day
>>68816383
I heard one of his speeches live when I was in Italy a week ago.
I spotted his cuckoldry less than two seconds in the speech
DAUGHTERS
>>68815798
>>68816513
wow, he has really thin skin. most comments with many likes were positive to him.
>>68816155
God the troll in the middle is so fucking gross
>>68816640
rapping
TRUMPMAN TRUMPMAN TRUMPN
MAN TRUMPMAN
DAT BOY BUILDIN SOMETHANG
>>68816690
you're so bad at this
>>68816730
>Implying you wouldnt
>>68815989
>every state
What about Ted Cruz taking Louisiana this week even though he actually lost that primary?
I tried to get a couple threads to talk about it but it never went anywhere because of the Cruz scandal thing.
I don't really know what else to say about it, it's just terrible.
Just for how long was the madman planning it?
>>68816690
pic related.
giving them the vote was the first nail in the coffin
>>68816465
Jesus fucking christ. How is that even possible? Especially since /pol/ was one of the reasons we got Vivian in the first place.
>>68816895
Since 1988
>>68816827
You're bad at being a human being
>>68816895
Since the 80s
Trump + Putin vs thought crime
>>68816513
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE DOING IT. GO PESTER HIM ON TWITTER ABOUT BEING HOSTILE TO THE DON.
>>68816056
Nigger, you what?
>12k tweets
>at the top
>>68816613
This is why the story had to be ramped up at full velocity.
The cucks didn't have anytime to mount a proper counter-offense and now they only have the second word.
I even saw old Rick commenting. Can't wait to hear him blast the anime masturbators again for this.
>>68816690
That's like a different guy every 5 days, how's that possible?
>>68815714
If they think that's offensive, isn't that offensive and problematic to them in and of itself?
>>68816690
STFU already.
>>68816946
I knew I was saving this for a reason.
REMINDER THAT ALL DRUMPF SUPPORTERS ARE JIDF SHILLS
TRUMP IS THE MOST ZIONIST JEW-LOVING REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE
Anybody have the webms/gif of Trump driving with his son?
Capcha related?
Everybody here knows Ivanka right?
>>68816946
>/pol/ was one of the reasons we got Vivian in the first place
was it? I'm not really aware of her history, I just know she's not the fucking 'estonia girl'
>>68817230
Obviously paid for by a superPAC.
>>68817269
A FUCKING MUSLIM
>>68816488
>>68816570
Either of you can make the song in >>68815667 ?
New OC: https://twitter.com/CantStumpTrump1/status/713513554641612800
>>68814805
X gonna give it to ya.
>>68815222
>over 90k #cruzsexscandal tweets and it didn't appear for me
>barely 12k #trumplovespecker and it's all over my twitter feed.
Fukkin' wot.
>>68817222
>>68816946
>>68817323
>embarrassing newfags don't know who Estonia-girl is
>>68817269
If this were true is he wouldn't have talked about trying to broker a peace deal between Israel and Palastine.
Zionists don't want peace. Peace would end their expansion. = They hate Donald, and he knows this.
>>68817323
It was a design for the TFYC game.
Trump may be a rat but I don't wanna fuck him.
...
>>68816155
I want to have sex.
rate my video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOr3sG369Wk
>>68815222
Lets hijack it
>>68817540
It's the money.
>>68817583
Okay, I'll bite. That's Vivian. She's just imitating the toothbrushing style of some goddess there. Also, she has the cripplechan hairpin, not the four-leaf pin.
>>68817274
How would you know what a limousine looks like, slopey eyed niggerjew?
>>68817394
Where would you get any indication I can sing the pokemon song for you? lol
>>68817651
that's the gayest belt I have ever seen.
REMINDER THAT ALL DRUMPF SUPPORTERS ARE JIDF SHILLS
TRUMP IS THE MOST ZIONIST JEW-LOVING REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE
>>68817725
aye aye
>>68817583
You're not funny.
>>68813661
It's not about her being ugly. It's about her being trapped in an abuse marriage by a serial abuser of women.
What are Trumps chances on winning against Hillary? Can she actually be beaten?
>>68817784
Original creation of 4chan for gamergate but was taken by cripple after moot decided he didn't want that shit here.
An original 4chan idea o fuck with feminists because.... Well she's a grumpy gamer who just plays games and doesn't care about sexism in gaming.
>>68813624
Being a beta is not a bad thing, it's just sold as a bad thing by feminism and chads. Countries are built in the vision of a strong leader by strong followers Followers who understand their leader. Followers who may have all the same talents as a Leader but who have none of the vision. It is these followers that when filled with pride of their country and pride of their leader that will use their talents to move mountains because they are given purpose and a place.
Politicians, like chads, like to emulate great men. They are not alphas. Their life choices are disgusting and lack discipline. They do not command respect and only through nepotism and manipulating illusion do they gain power and with it they oppress all those beneath them with their terrible and inept rule. This is why betas hate these kinds of men, and why they hate the dumb sluts that follow them.
A beta knows what greatness looks like, and most "alphas" are garbage in disguise. Parasites and Cucks.
A beta is happiest when he is the man of the household following the vision of a great leader. When his head of household status is undermined, or he is forced to follow weakness, he becomes shut in, hostile, uncooperative. Funnier still is when women attack betas for this behavior. They are under the illusion that they are wife material for a leader when most are not even as good as a beta. Feminism is the enemy of modern civilization. It gives power to con artists and takes power from strong followers. So instead of developing into strong followers they shitpost on the internet and avoid women. Because why should they even bother?
>>68817784
>>68817896
I'm laughing hard as fuck. I hope you guys never go to buy a used car.
>>68817877
Not really. I'm just some dude. Also, doesn't he want to broker a deal between Palestine and Israel?
>>68817725
And continue with scandal information?
>>68817651
The point is Roger Stone has developed a dirty political strategy that was dubbed 'ratfucking'. Which is glorious, as he's now using that very strategy to fuck over El Rato
I need people to follow for sick twitter bants. Any recommended people so I can optimally shill/bant for trump?
>>68817964
Drumpf couldnt even beat Ted in a 1vs1 and the Drumpkins know this, which is why they pray to god that Kasich doesn't drop out
>>68818108
of course
>>68817814
Other anon quoted both of us together
>>68814805
X GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
>>68817323
/pol/ was very much involved with /v/ during gamergate. So much so that when the /v/ threads were pruned they were all held on /pol/.
>>68817269
>>68817877
>look mom I posted it again
>>68817987
Yeah. TFYC gave /v/ the opportunity to create a character for their game, and instead of a LOL SO RANDOM XD thing, they went with what would offend the feminazis more.
>>68818074
>>68816937
Trump would be CONFIRMED POTUS if women didnt vote.
Fuck im so angry.
>>68818134
He implied that he would fuck a rat as long as it wasn't Don.
>>68818074
So you were only pretending to be retarded?
>>68813823
http://nhentai.net/g/149617/157/
4 U anon. It took me forever to find it last time
>>68818183
It's 3.25.2016, retard. The Drumpf meme is on the wrong side of history.
>All these shills
>>68818183
Whatever achmed.
damn
Oreilly show without Oreilly. Will Hannity be on later or is he taking holiday too?
TED CRUZ TALKS ABOUT FUCKING RATS AS LONG AS THEY AREN'T DONALD TRUMP:
https://youtu.be/3YSCzik5uPM
https://youtu.be/3YSCzik5uPM
https://youtu.be/3YSCzik5uPM
LYIN' TED OFFICIALLY LOSING HIS SHIT
LYIN' TED OFFICIALLY LOSING HIS SHIT
LYIN' TED OFFICIALLY LOSING HIS SHIT
LYIN' TED OFFICIALLY LOSING HIS SHIT
LYIN' TED OFFICIALLY LOSING HIS SHIT
Guys, Keith Olbermann is coming out of retirement in an attempt to stump Donald. Is this the end? Is it over?
>>68818183
Ted Cruz wants Kasich to leave the race, so he'll get more delegates.
>>68817494
>That Shapiro ref
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LGTSS:
Layin' Ted "The Zodiac Filler" Cruz
>>68818285
What's a gamergate? That's Estonia girl you fucking newfag. I just started using this website this morning & I know more than you.
plz dude plz killing me here man
>>68818359
GOPe is desperate
AND DYING
>>68817879
this guys upper lip is already in hiding
>>68818528
Sad!
>>68816829
If she lost 20 pounds I would. Fuck it, maybe if I was drunk.
OK I WOULD
>>68816937
>Tfw living in Washington
I want these Bernie ads to stop. I want to live in a red state
Is lyin ted done? Will this scandal end him?
>>68818528
Good. I hope it all burns. They're a worthless party.
>>68818381
Yes, this is the end.
I was one of the first people to buy a MAGA hat and got my copy of Art of the Deal signed by Trump but after seeing this guy come out of retirement I realize it's all over.
I'm Kucking for Kasich now.
>>68818376
>Pro-Cruz PAC slut-shames Melania
>Cruz says he has no control over PAC's
>National Enquirer makes a sex scandal story about Ted
>Cruz blames Trump for the attack
Jesus christ Cruz is a hypocrite honestly I want his political career more destroyed than Jeb's and Rubio's combined
>>68818381
he is just an actor reading from a script
>>68817494
meh
>>68818381
Sucker punch that faggot cuck in the mouth and see how much he likes it.
>>68818527
MERELY
PRETENDING
>>68818376
WE /mememagic/ NOW!
NEW THREAD
>>68818849
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>>68818849
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>>68818849
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>>68818849
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>>68818849
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>>68818849
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>>68818849
>>68818183
PREP THE BULL
>>68818615
Easter Sunday is the day the lying rat fades
>>68818594
>tfw Florida
>tfw in the general election this state gets SPAMMED with fucking ads
I SWEAR TO GOD IF WE DON'T GO RED I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF I CAN'T TAKE BEING A KEKSTATE - REPUBLICANS ALREADY CONTROL EVERY FACET OF OUR GOVERNMENT AND WE THREW OUT NIGGER MAYOR IN JACKSONVILLE WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT TAKE TO GO RED
>>68818381
>problematic glasses
>jew
>went so crazy leftis that his own leftist channel canceled him
Literally, the progressive Glenn Beck.
Gee, I'm so fucking scared.
>>68818572
Why doesn't rato just off himself, he's never going to get the nomination. I want it to be the general already so trump can focus on someone who really deserves it
>>68816895
I assume he's been thinking about it as a serious proposition since 9/11.
>>68813859
Explain
>>68813517
Candidate A leans far left on socioeconomic issues but is a military right winger and warmonger and promotes a larger corporate influence on all aspects of American life.
Candidate B is a social libertarian, economic conservative, and despite supporting a larger military, wants to stay out of foreign entanglements and build our nation from within.
Neither is either of the categories you described
>>68819032
I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off!!
