>Drinking tap water like a dog
Americucks
>>69320273
our water doesn't give you liquid shit for two weeks, paco.
Tubgirl?
>>69320273
I don't drink tap water. Not enough HFCS in it for my tastes.
i don't get it
>>69319768
Here we go again.
Trump is like a Ron Paul that succeeded
Nothing about worship, nothing about authoritarian. He believes in America which is saying a lot more than any other candidate.
And all the real authoritarians, the fascists, the communists, the islamists, they all hate him.
He's a good guy, seriously. The last hope.
>>69319768
Ron Paul was controlled opposition
your answer?
>>69280945
USA.
>>69280945
Who is Mexico is silently invading as we speak.
>The transcript:
Prokhorenko : command I am compromised, I repeat I am compromised.
Command: Please say again and confirm.
Prokhorenko : They have spotted me, there are shooting everywhere, I am pinned, requesting immediate extraction.
Command: Extraction request acknowledged.
Prokhorenko : Please hurry I am low on ammo, they seem to [be]everywhere, I can’t hold them for too long please hurry.
Command: Confirmed, hold them off, continue returning fire, retreat to a safe position, air support is monitoring,...
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>>69497513
>Cont:
Prokhorenko : Negative, I am surrounded, they are so many of these bastards!
Command: Extract ETA 10 minutes, return to the green line.
Prokhorenko : I can’t they have surrounded me and are closing in, please hurry.
Command: return to the green line, I repeat return to the green line.
Prokhorenko : They are outside, conduct the airstrike now please hurry, this is the end, tell my family I love them and i died fighting for my motherland.
Command:...
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F
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Why aren't you in Syria right now fighting ISIS?
because im fisting my boi pussy
>>69319590
I'm going to swim there next week. Good thing SAA territory is on the mediteranean coast
>>69319590
Because I'd have to fight for communists
How important is sex in a husband and wife relationship?
A friend of mine is married to a girl who he met when she was 19. She was a virgin and after almost a year they finally fucked. Anyways they got married some years later and he's now telling me how bad she is at sex. I was quite surprised because she is a full on 10/10 with a nice ass and boobs. They both love each other but he seems pretty wiped out over it. They got in a fight after he brought it up and she obviously didn't take it well (so he's staying at my place for a few days).
Would...
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I have sex with my wife everyday. Women don't fuck when they are mad at you. It's about as simple as that. Your friend is either an asshole or his dick doesn't work right anymore.
I'm 33, I still fuck like a 14 yr old. Does he smoke?
Men: not even once
>>69319507
Honest communication goes a long way if you have the right partner. Otherwise, show your marketability to other women and once your wife/girlfriend feels competition creeping in she'll be hopping on your dick like it was made of money, handbags or stupid emoji.
This is a new Marvel comic
Notice anything /pol/?
>>69280442
Plummeting sales?
White men are sexist and racist by default so they cannot be allowed depiction or existence any longer.
Nobody reads that shit anymore, their sales are plummeting.
They are so desperate to be relevant and PC.
Won't be missed.
Updates on the Sex Scandal: http://cruzsexscandal.com/
SIGN THIS PETITION: https://www.change.org/p/chairman-reince-priebus-republican-national-committee-we-will-walk-from-the-rnc
>Delegate count: Big Don- 755 Lyin' Ted- 465 The Who- 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
Check this site out: trumpgeneral.com
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
Sign...
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>Operation #DropDeadTed
News outlets like to report on petitions if they gain enough attraction. If we get this one enough signatures the media may not be able to resist. We need to keep this in the news and fresh in peoples minds.
https://www.change.org/p/ted-cruz-ted-cruz-drop-out-of-the-presidential-race-for-unfaithfulness-to-your-wife
MAGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN9-2ZzsIIk
#feelthebern
Blacks give 25% more of their income to charities than whites.
http://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm/bay/content.view/catid/38/cpid/414.htm#.VvtsHeKkdwg
Why are niggers so much more generous? I always hear /pol/ say white people are too nice, but stats don't bare this out.
the entire article says blacks only give to black related charities. selfishness disguised as empathy
>>69319007
A lot of people in my area don't give to charities at all because they're wise to the fact that most charities pocket 80% of what they collect. I'm in an area full of niggers and spics.
Money the burger bros gave them in the first place.
You thought Cruz sex scandal was over???
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-03-28/dc-madams-attorney-says-call-log-bombshell-could-upend-presidential-race
D.C. Madam's Attorney Says Call Log Bombshell Could Upend 2016 Race
By Steven Nelson March 28, 2016, at 2:55 p.m.
A lawyer who represented the so-called “D.C. madam” says he has phone records that could influence the outcome of the presidential election, and he’s threatening to release one or more names on the steps of the U.S. Supreme Court if he’s denied a hearing on his right...
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>>69318981
OH SHIT.....TED THA PLAYA STRIKES AGAIN!!
GIRL NUMBER 2?
>>69318981
EXTERMINATOR IN-BOUND
RAT ON SUICIDE WATCH
https://twitter.com/AriMelber/status/715034305718788096
>Dear Chairman:
>I write this letter to inform you that the decision to suspend my campaign for President of the United States is not intended to release any National Convention Delegates bound to me as a result of the 2016 delegate selection process that took place in your state. It is my desire at this time that the delegates allocated to me by your rules remain bound to vote for me on at least the first nominating ballot at the National Convention.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Maybe he's coming back because Cruz is going to get his dick run in to the dirt with the sex scandal
>Mr. Peter Goldberg
>>69318834
This shit pisses me off. It's like you're in the middle of losing a poker game, reach across the table to take your chips from the pot only to come back later and try to get back into the game when there are fewer players.
Links updated for Mar 29
http://pastebin.com/7MbBDnjq (everything you'd ever need is here)
Thread for discussion of Syria, Yemen, Iraq, and Libya
>/sg/ game
http://quizup.com/topics/_171dddbd-c880-4792-a863-92cc5d28ed7d
>Interview w/ Assad
http://youtu.be/wELCDCPsw6M
>Thread theme
http://youtu.be/tsBKYMSr3YI
>Fratured Video
http://youtu.be/VVhPcyjg7TY
PERMA MAPS
>Live hohol with ticker
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ON MY POSITION
>>69279416
first for /yys/
>>69279506
Good to know, thanks.
Why doesn't the US have a high speed rail system? I though the US was a first world country
Ask Casey Ryback
True story
>>69276532
But they do have at least one.
Acela Express in the Northeast United States between Washington, D.C., and Boston via 14 intermediate stops.
We are in no position to judge others by their rail network
So I've been watching pornography numerous times a week for the past years, and these past few months I've noticed an explosion in certain ''catgories'' and fetishes of pornography being dumped all over various porn websites, exemplified best perhaps with this ''BLACKED'' thing, owner is a jew of course, where white women have sex with black men. Besides that, there's been an explosion of accounts on porn websites with the ''cuckold'' fetish, specifically black men with white women. And on top of all...
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A lot of content on the internet is catered to the user based on prior searches and such; that's my guess.
>>69318053
um ok
>>69317907
lol.
Fuck humans, I can't wait until we get rekt by aliens.
Or maybe if we are lucky transcend our mortal bodies and embrac transhumanism.
Homo saipen saipens days are numbered.
Everyday we move close to something better, race doesn't matter.
People who are hung up on race will always be plebs
Islas Malvinas lie in Argentinian waters, UN commission rules
>https://archive.is/HbHGm#selection-1716.0-1716.1
POST YFW PAKIS GONNA LOSE THEIR SMUG YELLOW-TEETHED SMIRK
>>69274468
Lurk more
>UN
>Mattering
Might makes right. If you want it you're going to have to go take it.
>>69274468
I miss cristina...