I have a good one that just happened today
>At burger king
>Eating a whopper jr near register
>Cashier about 60 years old woman, probably couldn't find a better job since the min wage went up to $15
>Limp wristed blonde haired teenager walks in
>Problematic glasses and a stinky aroma of pot
>absolutelydisgusting.jpg
>"Hi welcome to burger king what can I get for you?"
>"Mph, yeah, can I get a diversity burger with some black lives matter fries and a mlk shake?"
>Cashier looks super confused
>"We don't sell diversity burgers here..? if you're looking for starbucks it's two blocks down"
>kids face turns red
>lets out a prominant yet squeeky "REEEEEEE!!!!"
>"WHITE PRIVLEDGE WHITE PRIVLEDGE EXCUSE ME MAM DONT YOU THINK BLACK LIVES MATTER???"
>cashier yells back
>"If you're going to scream you can get out of my store! I did not take my heart thinning medication today and I can't deal with this stress.."
>liberal grabs old lady by the shirt
>"You're fuckin old!"
>Gotta think fast
>Jump out of my seat
>"Leave the woman be, punk!"
>he lets go of ladies shirt and smirks
>"Punk?... I AM A FUCKIN PUNK!"
>Pull out my lasso
>Hatch onto his legs with my rope and swing him onto the ground
>"wah!"
>tie him up like a hog put him unto my horse
>"Yeeeehaw!!"
>ride him to the county jail
>turns out he was wanted for a bounty of $10,000
>Achieve money
>Kid now in jail for the rest of his life
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png
Are these going to become the equivalent of /k/'s soccer mom stories?
>>72271943
> things that never happened: the thread
I thought only autists on Tumblr came up with these stories. Did everyone clap in the end too?
>>72271943
Can't someone explain the numale meme in depth to me?
I saw that info graphic but it was still quite vague.
Is Žižek against the Syrian refugee going to Europe, why is nativism leaning against multicultralism in west.
He always seems in favour of it in his interviews. It can be very difficult to understand what he is saying and what he means though.
>>72272049
*sniff* ... and so on.
>>72271673
he goes with whats popular
>Americans
>White
Butts are awesome.
>>72271538
>All the cucked countries like tits more than ass
Also WE
>>72271538
Wait? They get porn in North Korea?
THEY'RE WAKING UP
>>72271423
Why would a German have to search "Sieg Heil" though?
You realise Muslims love Hitler more than whites, right?
Google pls
AMERICA FIRST?!? OY VEY THIS IS ANUDDA SHOAH!
>anti-semitism and US nationalism are equally as 'triggering'
I wonder who's behind this
>>72271574
A flithy roach
>>72271330
>but the phrase also refers
Does it, though? Does CNN have any actual fucking proof that was his intention?
>free healthcare
>'I've got 6 DAYS to save my husband's life': Wife's desperate race to raise £400,000 so 31-year-old can travel to America for life-saving cancer treatment
>Mike Brandon was diagnosed with acute lymphoblastic leukaemia in 2014
>Found a donor for a stem cell transplant after a national campaign
>Soon after his dream wedding was told cancer returned and is terminal
>Wife is raising £400,000 so he can travel to the US for specialist therapy which may put him into remission - and the pair then hope to have a baby
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3561991/I-ve-got-6-DAYS-save-husband-s-life-Wife-s-desperate-race-raise-400-000-31-year-old-travel-America-life-saving-cancer-treatment.html
>>72271147
Yeah our healthcare is shit generally, but at least we get free ambulance and emergency care, they won't just leave us dying in the street if we don't have insurance.
Free healthcare is the best amirite?
Damaged good. Cut loose now before a child is left without a father.
She is still young enough to find a good life partner
>>72271128
they are gay
>>72271128
The fact that ever "homosexual" person who ever existed pretends to not be attracted to the opposite sex for so long that they actually believe it.
>>72271128
Your family genes are not passed on
I am an entry level employee at Burger King making 13/hr.
Am I over paid? Am I under paid?
Discuss
>>72271073
>entry level employee at Burger King
>entry level
Is there any other level at a fucking fast food place?
>>72271413
Assistant manager or manager
>>72272255
This
here's one. check em.
>>72270730
???
they're reptillians so that means somewhere they have a reptillian battle cruiser stashed
Why are Asians so self-loathing?
Also are blacks pit bulls?
>>72270549
It's actually true, and I'd say that yes niggers are pit bulls.
>>72270549
they are mostly ugly as fuck
Their women are the only ones worth looking at. Honestly fuck white women; not only are they whores but they are wrinkly manly looking whores.
All white males should interbreed with asian females and their offspring should mate between each other. We will create the master race.
The most /pol/ president.
millard fillmore, god emperor of his time
check em bb
Out of Pennsylvania's unbound delegates, 39 of which have stated they will back Trump on the first ballot.
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/donald-trump-secures-commanding-lead-unbound-delegates-pennsylvania/story?id=38695683
There are no brakes on the Trump train.
El rato and horse-face can't do a thing about it.
>mfw Hillary will win
>>72270473
>actually wanting Merkel 2.0
Name an anthem more epic
>Protip: You can't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB5Nbp_gmgQ
>>72269651
You are being flooded with muslims and niggers
>>72269651
Allah save the queen
>>72270506
Anders has a point. It's got to mean something, otherwise it's just impotent. If you don't have the courage and boldness of the British Empire, then you're just... cosplayers.
I would also add that a woman shouldn't be wearing that. It's a sign of the degeneracy that is the reason your country is not an empire anymore.
Problem solved - no need to thank me
>>72269269
The middle of kansas is not the all revered "holy land" anon
>>72269269
But the Israelis don't want peaceful fertile plains with plenty of natural resources, they want the small patch of inhospitable desert
>>72269269
Cut off a piece of Idaho or Montana and stick them next to Utah. Tbh I really wouldnt care if they actually did this. Would make carpet bombing the middle east much less complicated.
When will manginas learn that a woman who has been around the block a few times is great for pump and dumps but little else.
No man should settle for other men's leftovers.
But hey, maybe you want a woman who has been ridden by "bad boys".
------------------------
>Dear Nice Guy, I Wasn’t Ready For You Before — But I Am Now
>I don’t know you yet but I’m so ready to date you. Seriously, I am. For a long time, I dated bad boys. Yes, I was that girl you blame for always coming in last. I guess I dated bad boys because, somehow, I liked their unavailability, sexy sideways glances, and late-night calls. I fed off the chase and mystery they provided me. I saw them as a challenge that I always happily accepted. Let me tell you, I’ve dated so many jerks throughout the years. A lot of times, I ended up being disappointed with how it ended with them, and wondered why I always had such blind optimism about these guys I clearly knew were jerks to begin with. But to be honest, I don’t regret any of it now.
>With all that being said, I’m ready to date a Nice Guy. I’ve learned all the lessons I need to learn from bad boys.
http://thoughtcatalog.com/isabel-chalmers/2014/04/dear-nice-guy-i-wasnt-ready-for-you-before-but-i-am-now/
Theres gonna be a lot of left over the next few decades in America, Europe and Oceania
>>72269705
Yea. Whoredom hit our shores like a tsunami.
>>72269255
The idea of personal responsibility is so foreign to these women they don't even realize they're fucked no matter what they do. They're gonna be buried in the hole they've dug themselves in to.
