Liberal/Numale Stories

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I have a good one that just happened today
>At burger king
>Eating a whopper jr near register
>Cashier about 60 years old woman, probably couldn't find a better job since the min wage went up to $15
>Limp wristed blonde haired teenager walks in
>Problematic glasses and a stinky aroma of pot
>absolutelydisgusting.jpg
>"Hi welcome to burger king what can I get for you?"
>"Mph, yeah, can I get a diversity burger with some black lives matter fries and a mlk shake?"
>Cashier looks super confused
>"We don't sell diversity burgers here..? if you're looking for starbucks it's two blocks down"
>kids face turns red
>lets out a prominant yet squeeky "REEEEEEE!!!!"
>"WHITE PRIVLEDGE WHITE PRIVLEDGE EXCUSE ME MAM DONT YOU THINK BLACK LIVES MATTER???"
>cashier yells back
>"If you're going to scream you can get out of my store! I did not take my heart thinning medication today and I can't deal with this stress.."
>liberal grabs old lady by the shirt
>"You're fuckin old!"
>Gotta think fast
>Jump out of my seat
>"Leave the woman be, punk!"
>he lets go of ladies shirt and smirks
>"Punk?... I AM A FUCKIN PUNK!"
>Pull out my lasso
>Hatch onto his legs with my rope and swing him onto the ground
>"wah!"
>tie him up like a hog put him unto my horse
>"Yeeeehaw!!"
>ride him to the county jail
>turns out he was wanted for a bounty of $10,000
>Achieve money
>Kid now in jail for the rest of his life
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