I have a good one that just happened today
>At burger king
>Eating a whopper jr near register
>Cashier about 60 years old woman, probably couldn't find a better job since the min wage went up to $15
>Limp wristed blonde haired teenager walks in
>Problematic glasses and a stinky aroma of pot
>absolutelydisgusting.jpg
>"Hi welcome to burger king what...
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Are these going to become the equivalent of /k/'s soccer mom stories?
>>72271943
> things that never happened: the thread
I thought only autists on Tumblr came up with these stories. Did everyone clap in the end too?
>>72271943
Can't someone explain the numale meme in depth to me?
I saw that info graphic but it was still quite vague.
Is Žižek against the Syrian refugee going to Europe, why is nativism leaning against multicultralism in west.
He always seems in favour of it in his interviews. It can be very difficult to understand what he is saying and what he means though.
>>72272049
*sniff* ... and so on.
>>72271673
he goes with whats popular
>Americans
>White
Butts are awesome.
>>72271538
>All the cucked countries like tits more than ass
Also WE
>>72271538
Wait? They get porn in North Korea?
THEY'RE WAKING UP
>>72271423
Why would a German have to search "Sieg Heil" though?
You realise Muslims love Hitler more than whites, right?
Google pls
AMERICA FIRST?!? OY VEY THIS IS ANUDDA SHOAH!
>anti-semitism and US nationalism are equally as 'triggering'
I wonder who's behind this
>>72271574
A flithy roach
>>72271330
>but the phrase also refers
Does it, though? Does CNN have any actual fucking proof that was his intention?
>free healthcare
>'I've got 6 DAYS to save my husband's life': Wife's desperate race to raise £400,000 so 31-year-old can travel to America for life-saving cancer treatment
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>>72271147
Yeah our healthcare is shit generally, but at least we get free ambulance and emergency care, they won't just leave us dying in the street if we don't have insurance.
Free healthcare is the best amirite?
Damaged good. Cut loose now before a child is left without a father.
She is still young enough to find a good life partner
>>72271128
they are gay
>>72271128
The fact that ever "homosexual" person who ever existed pretends to not be attracted to the opposite sex for so long that they actually believe it.
>>72271128
Your family genes are not passed on
I am an entry level employee at Burger King making 13/hr.
Am I over paid? Am I under paid?
Discuss
>>72271073
>entry level employee at Burger King
>entry level
Is there any other level at a fucking fast food place?
>>72271413
Assistant manager or manager
>>72272255
This
here's one. check em.
>>72270730
???
they're reptillians so that means somewhere they have a reptillian battle cruiser stashed
Why are Asians so self-loathing?
Also are blacks pit bulls?
>>72270549
It's actually true, and I'd say that yes niggers are pit bulls.
>>72270549
they are mostly ugly as fuck
Their women are the only ones worth looking at. Honestly fuck white women; not only are they whores but they are wrinkly manly looking whores.
All white males should interbreed with asian females and their offspring should mate between each other. We will create the master race.
The most /pol/ president.
millard fillmore, god emperor of his time
check em bb
Out of Pennsylvania's unbound delegates, 39 of which have stated they will back Trump on the first ballot.
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/donald-trump-secures-commanding-lead-unbound-delegates-pennsylvania/story?id=38695683
There are no brakes on the Trump train.
El rato and horse-face can't do a thing about it.
>mfw Hillary will win
>>72270473
>actually wanting Merkel 2.0
Name an anthem more epic
>Protip: You can't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB5Nbp_gmgQ
>>72269651
You are being flooded with muslims and niggers
>>72269651
Allah save the queen
>>72270506
Anders has a point. It's got to mean something, otherwise it's just impotent. If you don't have the courage and boldness of the British Empire, then you're just... cosplayers.
I would also add that a woman shouldn't be wearing that. It's a sign of the degeneracy that is the reason your country is not an empire anymore.
Problem solved - no need to thank me
>>72269269
The middle of kansas is not the all revered "holy land" anon
>>72269269
But the Israelis don't want peaceful fertile plains with plenty of natural resources, they want the small patch of inhospitable desert
>>72269269
Cut off a piece of Idaho or Montana and stick them next to Utah. Tbh I really wouldnt care if they actually did this. Would make carpet bombing the middle east much less complicated.
When will manginas learn that a woman who has been around the block a few times is great for pump and dumps but little else.
No man should settle for other men's leftovers.
But hey, maybe you want a woman who has been ridden by "bad boys".
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>Dear Nice Guy, I Wasn’t Ready For You Before — But I Am Now
>I don’t know you yet but I’m so ready to date you. Seriously, I am. For a long time, I dated bad boys. Yes, I was that girl you blame for always...
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Theres gonna be a lot of left over the next few decades in America, Europe and Oceania
>>72269705
Yea. Whoredom hit our shores like a tsunami.
>>72269255
The idea of personal responsibility is so foreign to these women they don't even realize they're fucked no matter what they do. They're gonna be buried in the hole they've dug themselves in to.