Anyone else has the feeling that Satan is going to do something or take control over a vessel in this year? I saw it mentioned a few times recently by different people. Like, he was asleep or inactive before, but 2016 is his year or am I alone with that?
I flipped picked out a random book and asked in my head (just for fun, didn't think much about it) what Satan is going to do this year, and I got the word: Ebla.
When I googled Ebla it said it's Ebla was one of the earliest kingdoms in Syria. So, is he behind the conflict in Syria and the mass-refugees?
>>17292144
the devil is behind radical islam so.. yes
>>17292155
hes also behind christianity
christians vs muslims, only for sacrifice
>duh
anyways,
2012 was the peak "apex" of the # vessels he controls
(this makes a curve "ellipse")
>apex/ellipse, apoch/alypse? idk its something
>>17292144
Beliving the conspiracy that the light bringer is the evil one. The true one who will bring the ens of humanity is the one called GOD he has destroyed the earth before. Lucifer brought us the knowledge to fight back againts god but others still believe the propaganda the bible tells. Just as winners in war twist history to make them seem so god tryed to do the same
>>17292155
The devil is in all of us.
Some people just give in to him.
Or they get tricked into thinking they are doing gods work.
>>17292176
I'm not believing in any conspiracy.
I don't know about Satans nature. I don't know if he even exists and if he does, what his true intentions are.
All I know is, that I feel like something is about to happen or already in progress of happening and it has to do with him.
>>17292186
He is coming to rid us of all the problems in the world religon is causing look at the terrible things islam is doing now. Look at all the horrible things religion has done to the world throughout history it needs to be ended .
Lucy is chill.
>>17292192
And why do you think that?
Why would you honestly believe that Lucifer is a bad guy. I haven't been into religion for a very long time but iirc, he was cast from heaven for demanding some form of equal rights. I could hardly even believe that Lucifer fucks with humanity just out of spite, when god allows such terrible things to happen already. I can hardly believe in either of them at all.
The unrest in Syria was caused by American invasion, and then escalated by ISIS. 100% man made suffering.
>>17292254
Like I said here,
>I don't know about Satans nature. I don't know if he even exists and if he does, what his true intentions are.
>All I know is, that I feel like something is about to happen or already in progress of happening and it has to do with him.
Also, I got the word Ebla (which is connected to Syria) when I asked about what Satan is doing or causing this year. I never even heard of Ebla before until then.
So the only way this Ebla is connected to anything is because you opened a random book to a random page and you randomly choose a word? This means something how?
>2016
>Still believing the devil exists
Wanna see REAL demons that would make your imaginary, biblical vermin shit their pants in fear? Tune in anytime to FOX, MSNBC, CNN, etc.
>>17292144
The devil made usa
>>17292303
nice try satan
>>17292170
>this makes the curve elliptic
>number theory is the devil and the devil is number theory
Glory to the non-singular projective g=1 curves!
>>17292278
Faggot.
>>17292176
You are right AND wrong. Lucifer is not evil. God is not good. Such beings are beyond mere human concepts. Lucifer is against God, and God wants to have humanity at his side. Being against something doesn't make you evil.
>>17292270
Oracle, yes. I was asking the question in my head because I couldn't shake the feeling of Satan doing something 2016... what are Satans intention, or what is he causing?
Picked out a random book, let my finger wander and then stop. Ebla. Syria.
>>17292278
its so fucking arrogant to say that dude you have NO FUCKING IDEA if the devil exists or not no one here has so dont act like you know the truth 100%
Oh look, its that shit again, the world will end, the devil will show op, shut the fuck up already, you people have been doing this shit for a decade now, just let it go.
>>17292144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC5O-dYJuRk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSgraM7kbDs
this gives me the chilly willies
>>17292750
>I WILL CRY ABOUT IT! THAT WILL MAKE IT GO AWAY!
Congratulations, you have autism.
>>17292750
silence for you are but a freckle on a spiders knee. kliahari froathniir
>>17292631
Congrats man. You're literally fucking insane. Satanfice yourself.
>>17292176
Gnostic shill. God is the Devil/the Devil is God is the theme pushed worldwide by the elite through various media platforms. You're the conspiracy sellout.
>>17292790
I'm not insane. I do not have schizophrenia or any other kind of delusions. I don't believe I'm chosen or know the truth. I'm well aware that it could mean nothing.
All I said is, that I have a weird feeling that something related to "Satan" is going to happen this year and when I used a form of divination, just for fun, I happened to get a word that is strongly connected to Syria.
Of all possible words I get this word. And I live in a country that currently is taking in masses of refugees from Syria and struggles with issues connected to that.
>>17292766
hm nah flies land on all people
Why anyone would worship Lucifer is beyond me. Micheal is way more badass and honestly more terrifying to piss off. These theories of Satan being the hero seriously needs to stop because it's just sad
>>17292844
Maybe because they personally agree and identify themselves with Lucifers struggle and experience, instead of just caring who is more badass and shinier.
>>17292844
I KEEP RESPAWNING
>push continue
armageddon when?
>>17292989
What does this have to do with anything?
>>17292831
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr5lQq0VSM0
OP what you are feeling is turkey will invade syria soon (this february) and russia in response will attack turkey, which will in response get the americans into the whole ordeal, which will then get russias allies into the boat aswell.
it's going to be ww3.
>>17293638
How and why do you know that?
>>17293666
Just predictively...
Checked
>>17293638
I read your post as turkey, like the bird.
That would be some paranormal isht.
![1454186804432[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/su3oZfe.jpg "1454186804432[1].png")
>>17293643
>>17293656
So for that sweet US defence aid dollars?
Turkey gonna be next Israel/Saudi
>>17293656
I don't think Turkey is going to invade Syria. After all, they are currently getting BILLIONS from the EU because of the Syria situation.
>>17292144
if you buy into monotheism the last year of jubilee just passed. its 49 years (seven 7's) after israel got put back on the map with blood moon signifying the end
so it would be the start of the tribulation period which is suppose to go until god says thats some fucked up shit and puts a end to it "prematurely" since if left unchecked in the bible no flesh would be saved
BUT if you read the bible lucifer doesnt do anything in revelations but be released only to be put back in his prison after all the shit goes down. go re read revelations. its was almost like god had to check to see if lucifer did it by opening the door to his prison and after realizing he dindu nuffin is like well this is awkward
the main bad guy of the end game for christians is a duo of a beast and a dragon. the dragon isnt 1 person but a group signified by having crowns. no man has multiple crowns. these are suppose to be the kings without land or so some say. many kingdoms have fallen but have descendants or you could argue its about control and they are not the rightful rulers but have abnormal influence over people
Anyone else has the feeling that Satan doesn't exist?
>>17292144
>or am I alone with that?
You're probably the vessel this year.
>>17294217
Nah. I'm a random girl living at her parentsp lace, not a man of great affluence and status.
>>17293822
How Can Satan Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
>>17292254
God's greatest trick was fooling mankind.
Seriously Lucifier convinced Adam and Eve to eat the apple of knowledge. He freed us from ignorance and made is see god is just a power hungry dick
>>17294250
Cause Satan lives in our hearts!
>>17294257
WoW Thats amazing
Here you go op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g1Aq_pKbvA
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8A9A9825EDDB0158
>>17292144
did u just make a yt vid about this? lol
>>17293648
I made that comment.
Satan is already working in this world and he doesn't need a vessel to fuck shit up. He just needs a place without faith. He is of dark.
>>17294753
nice god propaganda
>>17294223
Devils know no boundaries: "The perfect disguise."
>>17292155
>the devil is behind radical islam so.. yes
Correction:
The devil is behind radicalism. In every philosophy.
The idea that there's just one devil is radical in its own right, if you think about it.
>>17292192
Shut the hell up.
Satan already has a vessel. Castiel said yes on the latest episode of supernatural.
Satan ain't shit.
>>17294864
Which would mean Misha Collins is the antichrist.
>>17294864
Spoilers, dude.
Well this is the right year for do something
>implying Lucifer is evil.
Americans please leave.
I doubt mass-refugees would be the work of the devil...
I think maybe a illnesses that may or may not travel by mosquito and affect babies may probably be his work...
But honestly who even believes in the devil anymore! ?
>>17296517
devil is not evil and is not trying to destroy the world you fag.
that's just propaganda.
>>17296523
I never said the devil was evil, nor did I saw he was taking over the world... Jeez, take a chill pill.
>>17296589
K...
(The devil just wants to be loved)
>>17296517
>I think maybe a illnesses that may or may not travel by mosquito and affect babies may probably be his work...
Could be too. Like I said, the clue I got was "Ebla" which could stand for Ebola too. It seems like Zika is this years Ebola.
>>17296597
No it doesn't you moron.
Maybe you should try coming up with a better comeback.
>>17296606
Do you have any proof for what you are saying? No? Then stop acting so fucking autistic and insult other people, as if you know exactly what's going on.
You are assuming that the devil is not evil and that it's propaganda, but do you really know? You don't. Also, going around and calling other people "nigger" and "fag" while claiming the devil is so misunderstood and not evil at all is not helping your point. Quite the opposite.
>>17292144
>So, is he behind the conflict in Syria and the mass-refugees?
Of course he is. Only fools think he does good. He is behind every disgusting thing on this world since he is the "god" of this age, the prince of the power of the air, the prince of this world at this time
>>17296611
The devil was only put out to be evil by the church, scare tactics, so people would listen.
Being a servant of god does not make you evil.
And replying with 'k' does not make you look any better now does it?
>>17296619
I'm not the guy who replied with K, I'm OP, and I'm neutral. I don't know about the devil for sure so I can't judge here. But it's very arrogant of you running around calling people fags/niggers while claiming to totally know that the devil is not evil. You don't, neither do I. You are just guessing.
>>17296606
Meh, making a comeback won't do any good.
You have a opinion, and I have a different opinion. So lets agree to disagree and move past the insults. I'm also happy to listen to more of your opinion, so you're welcome to enlighten us.
>>17296623
>an angel of God.
>evil.
Yeah totally.
>>17296624
Completely unrelated but you should look up when to use an, instead of a.
It looks a bit better that way.
>>17292176
Lucifer =/= Satan please
>>17296633
You mean "an opinion " ?
>>17296626
Fallen angel. And why would angels not be able to do evil if necessary? An angel would murder your whole family and burn down your city if god commands.
>>17296642
Yes, and an illness.
I saw you do it twice so maybe you never gave it much thought.
>>17296666
Just a preemptive check.
Praise him!!
>>17296648
Exactly, Angels do exactly as God demands.
And I don't think he was at first known as a fallen angel.
Honestly why would angels created by an omnipotent being fall, trying to corrupt man while God basically already does that himself.
He's just doing what he's being told to do and the church made use of him.
>>17296652
You're talking to more than one person.
>>17296661
So if a mexican cartel boss has some servants who do only and exactly what he tells them to do, and he tells them to go to a city and kill a bunch of people and burn everything they have... and they do that.
You would be like: "No, no! They are good and innocent! Just doing what their boss is telling them."
I don't think so.
>thinking the devil is actually evil
>not realizing propaganda to turn people against others isn't used every fucking day
>thinking the bible is no different and that a being as "powerful" as god wouldn't do something like that
Christians get out
>>17296666
Then why would you react as if you were the one I was talking too?
Also, checked.
>>17296671
There's a big difference between humans with their own will being driven to something mostly out of desperation and a God who created something simply for carrying out his commands.
A tool created by man won't refuse and 'fall'.
That's silly.
>>17296682
As you can see, angels can refuse and rebel too. They don't have to do it.
>>17292144
>2016 is his year or am I alone with that?
mmm, I think it's been HIS year for about the last 2000yrs. Dude's having a pretty good run so far..
>>17296686
Again I don't think he was ever classified as a fallen angel by anyone but the Catholic curch who used him as a scare tactic.
And I think the discussion dies down at this point since if we go on it'll just end on speculation.
>>17292176
Lucifer=Prometheus, so far Lucifer's whole shtick is that he wants true *singular* freedom and the right for such things for all of humanity. He represents not only knowledge, but individuality or separation, personal power as your own god instead of being a weak puppet relying on the power of your master.
What I don't understand is God, outside of older myths and different names where he is just as petty as any mortal but drunk with power he should be more fair or unbiased as a being which represents all things. Instead it's all been twisted around to make it seem like knowledge was evil and man deserves to pay for not being mindless subordinate children, that lucifer was evil and selfish and god despite all his shitty shenanigans is a superior path you can trust.
>>17292737
Well, the Devil, like God (from a religion) is just nonsensical if you have just a bit of scientific knowledge of the universe. What worked 2000 years ago worked only because we didn't know shit about what was really around us. You can believe in an evil powerful being like the Devil but certainly not "the devil" It's not arrogance it's about education and being able to think.
>>17292844
There's literally no difference between them. It's like God thumb wrestling himself.
>>17296635
I enjoy the knowledge, as do you I'm sure, but for all intents and purposes now the two words are interchangeable for referring to the Devil.
Every year some people think that something extraordinary will happen but it never does. And Satan does not exist as an external entity.
>>17296798
666 + 666 + 666 + 6 + 6 + 6 = 2016
Get ready, homo.
>>17296809
You get ready, I'm fine
>>17296815
You're not fine or are you all lubed up for the devil already?
>>17296798
>Satan does not exist as an external entity.
Uh, Hullo, he Google. ErBody know the Debil iz Google, ya'll. WAKE. UP.
>>17296798
>And Satan does not exist as an external entity.
>people believe this shit
lmao
>>17293638
>America
>giving a fuck about Russians and Turks
>>17296817
Obsessed with Satan and being gay
>>17296831
You are? Its ok to be gay, imo.
>>17292254
>be god
>only have angels to chill with for eternity
>wants to create the perfect beings in his image
>hopefully man becomes perfect enough to join god and angels in heaven
>due to the nature of the universe
>make rules to ensure his creations become worthy of his kingdom
Then you have crybaby bitch Lucifer who wants to let anyone do what they want because 'the current year'
God gets pissed, and says fine, you can have the souls that are not worthy of heaven, In hell. Oh and you have to torture them for eternity.
Something like that. God is based desu
>>17296825
Why would he? Maybe you have a different definition of satan?
>>17292254
>Why would you honestly believe that Lucifer is a bad guy.
Because of him we lost our immortality and became corrupted with sin.
>>17296907
That was because of God, not Lucy. If all it took for humanity to become "corrupted" was a tree of knowledge placed smack dab in front of them, then god isn't very omniscient, if he could not love his children after they became aware of greater things, then he is not a good or benevolent father either.
A good father would encourage his children to go out for themselves and become their own people, forgive them when they make mistakes and love them regardless of what they do, not demand that they exist solely for his sake then kick them out when he doesn't think they're good enough for him.
God is a cunt.
>>17296935
Greater things? Greater than God?
>>17296935
Actual god here. Can confirm I disown this bullshit "father" symbolism and Christianity in whole. Little good ever came from it. Too little.
>>17294223
LONDON
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>>17292144
I believe you just being paranoid, it's quite unlikely satan is doing anything or if he even exists.
But, you can't be too careful.
>>17296938
The things God alone possessed and things Lucy was put in charge of.
LUCIFER DID NOTHING WRONG!
Everything that God has said or did since humans gained free will is damage control.
>>17294842
>Devils know no boundaries:
Yeah, but how is it going to be helpful to him to take control over random people like me who never leave their house and aren't rich or of important status?
Also I had a dream of the devil once and he told me that he considers women as inferior. So I think his vessels would only be male. But what do I know.
>>17296941
gtfo schizo
>>17296966
Seriously? I'm a guy and my schizo version of "Lucifer" taught me about equality for all beings. He taught me how to rise up above the petty anger and hate created by limited perspectives and showed me how it felt to be other people, to see as they do and understand their lives, their experiences.
Through these experiences he taught me to treat all as I want to be treated, but also to forgive all others having seen that I could have just as easily ended up like them and understood what makes them the way they are. He hasn't really commented so much on politics or gender issues (actually asked me to discard the worldly ideas of others and think for myself) but that doesn't seem like him.
He actually seems like a really altruistic being, doesn't speak in words outside of dreams but you can feel him there and he leaves pieced together messages/lessons throughout daily life. I'd imagine all the slander and bullshit he received would be cruel but he says he completely understands why people would think the way they do, that they're entitled to do so and that he forgives them.
>>17292170
>satan is behind christianity
Do you have any idea how fucking stupid you sound?
>>17296989
Yes. From my impression in the dream, he (the devil) was beautiful and gentle, but he didn't consider humans as his equals and according to him, women were even below men. But maybe that was just a random dream with absolutely no meaning. It was a pretty vivid dream, which is odd for me, but otherwise there was no indiciation that this has to be the truth.
>(actually asked me to discard the worldly ideas of others and think for myself)
>taught me about equality for all beings
Your version of Lucifer sounds pretty cool.
>the devil is jealous of man because god likes us more
>makes a dick move and makes eve be a stupid bitch and fuck it up for adam as well
>laughing_red_man.jpg
>>17297017
>god gets bored of planting shitty flowers and roleplaying with his angel dolls
>god gets bored, makes a clone of himself but with no magical powers
>now_neither_of_us_will_be_virgins.jpg
>god doesn't want to molest his son while a bunch of angels are watching
>makes another clone of his clone, but this time a weaker effeminate version, so he can fap in the background while they fug
>for some reason there is a tree that knows things
>but nobody is allowed to touch it
>but it's out in the open for anyone to touch
>smartest angel doubts the reasoning here
>"hey humans, go eat from that tree"
>they do
>god didn't see that coming, gets pissed, banishes everyone and curses humans to die
>"it was satan's fault!"
Is Satan the Jerry of heaven? Do they just blame everything on him?
>>17292795
>>17292144
I feel like this year is the beginning of the end
Maybe the start of the tribulations
The hate and power of Saran and his demons is unleashed upon the world
>>17297304
It begins.
>>17294771
Thanks. What's propoganda mean?
>>17292804
Bel Jomanda.....
>>17298209
>Bel Jomanda
English please.
http://www.tribulation-now.org/
http://www.shatterthedarkness.net/
>>17298220
Do names have a language....
>>17292144
We are here...
>>17298235
Well who is Bel Jomanda then? Cause I don't know a person called Bel Jomanda.
>>17298247
Do you know everybody....Call her and ask.
>>17298252
There's no Jomanda in my life. Sorry.
>>17292844
Because people are in rebellion, no wonder we are about to live the great tribulation and all of its horrors.
>>17298259
Be sorry for yourself....just a messenger.
Ick bin vleesch noch visch
Gene namen is mij gedaagt
Gene vorm mij gegefen.
>>17298261
but hes weaker than god
>>17298317
But he is enraged because his time is short and he will destroy as many humans as he can.
>>17298293
Sometimes a grain of sand start the building of tower so high that your pride will be satisfied.
Just call her....
>>17298352
I called her. She said you're a faggot.
Eh. Weird.
>>17298354
My lifestyle is non of your concern....
But you have your answer....if you are developed enough.
>>17298371
Yeah but unlike you I'm not schizophrenic or crazy. There is no answer. Stop with your cryptic bullshit.
There is no Jomanda and no matter how often you say: "listen to the wind.. the answer.. Jomanda!" - it wont make it any more real.
You are now thinking about her.
>>17292278
This. It's time to grow up/evolve and stop trying to blamefor "evil" on outside mystical forces and take responsibility for how we have fucked up.
>>17298393
satan shill
>>17298393
Agreed, at best Satan (anyone who says 'the devil' can easily be identified as a fucking pleb) would more likely fuck shit up for lulz/chaos as opposed to ending the world.
>>17298393
No wonder satan controls the minds of people like you.
>>17298440
And? Did I ever say he will end the world? I said, anyone else has the feeling that Satan "is going to do something or take control over a vessel" this year.
Could mean a lot. And I got the word Ebla, the syrian kingdom. And Syria is causing a lot of chaos at the moment.
>>17298440
to mega therion!
>>17298386
tfw no gf
>>17298460
I just see the whole possession/exorcism aspect of paranormal stuff to be retarded Bob-Larson tier stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOXzclWVHO0
>>17298460
Damn str8 m8
>>17298626
what a nutty video
Satan has confirmed that I'm his vessel. All I need to do is feed off of Keks meme magic to power up
>>17298640
Then I got double dubs after getting trips meanwhile all the other kuks struggle to get a single pair of repeating digits
>>17298644
And this is from last week in shitting up a KUk thread on /pol/ with Satan. I get a pair of dubs and another following pair of dubs.
It's either that I'm extremely lucky, which is improbable, since both times I shitted up Kuk threads I get two gets in a row, or Satan
>>17298659
>"I HAD DUBS!! I AM SATAN GUYS!"
People like you make me look insane.
>>17298668
It's goes beyond the dubs and a meme you dumb faggot. Thats physical proof of the theory of relativity and the law of attraction
if dubs im possed if not im still possed kek
>>17298686
>confirmation bias/selective perception
>>17296992
How is that any more stupid than Satan being behind Islam? They're both offshoots.
>>17298734
Satan is behind trouble and chaos.
>>17298725
Some jokingly call it meme magic, some call it quantum information overload, and others have no fucking clue whats going on and embrace the beauty of meme magic gets for what it is, and I think it can be the theory of relativity but do I think it's the work of Satan? Of course not.
>>17298734
>Satan being behind Islam
satan is allah
"the Qur’an OPENLY addresses Allah as a master deceiver who will indeed use the same wicked tactics that others use against them.
Now that we (and the Qur’an) can agree that Allah is a Deceiver,
we can now openly acknowledge that according to the QUR’AN…
Allah is indeed a deceiver."
http://www.deonvsearth.com/who-is-allah-evidence-discovered/
>>17296966
then the devil is right
>>17298808
Come on, you can do better than that. Those are translation arguments.
>>17298859
nigger.
>>17298879
Much better. I knew you had it in you.
>>17292804
Maybe it is about SS-18 Satan ?
The icbm I mean...
>>17298918
So you mean the feeling could be about missiles?
>>17298925
Yes
>>17298933
Maybe, maybe. We'll see.
i am satan incarnate and i will eventually return to my divine, godly form.
divine is just a biased word for god powers and they make you think divine is a word for only "God" when in fact all the monotheistic religions are polytheistic, with angels being minor deities and me being a major deity, like yawheh/God/Allah
i am Satan and lucifer is angel tier deity i am here for my own shits and giggles, just like the other top tier deity whom is seen as divine, but has the same power as i
>>17298967
Yawn.
>>17298967
So what's the plan then? Why are you so worried of our irrelevant species? If you have all this power why do any of what you're about to do? We are so puny and our intelligence so infantile, why even bother with fucking with us? Are you bored? Is it a vendetta? Why are you not above a vendetta? Is it all you have to live for? What's your angle?
>>17299031
your races merely exist, i persist outside of existence. why do you humans have pets and ant farms?
>>17292144
Yes both vassels have been chosen
>>17292155
Indirectly, yes
>>17292170
Untrue
>>17292176
Untrue, satanist propaganda
>>17292192
Again, satanist propaganda
>>17292254
Moar propoganda
Free will is not doing what you want, its doing what you are built to do but some humans lie and others believe them.
This poisons the well and sets humanity down a road to destroy itself.
Both sides will be moving in the open soon.
>>17298879
Kill yourself.
Also this is the most retarded thread ever.
>>17299050
You're using a human example to give the answer, if you are out of existence then why the fuck would an example of human emotion and mortal thought processes matter to you?
>>17292254
>some sort of equality =/= wanting to be "above the most high"
Repent man, the love and salvation of Jesus is for all.
>>17298859
>Those are translation arguments.
Then continue to be blind. Allah is Satan (Baal) Islam is a false religion. Mohamad is a false prophet. Keep worshiping the black cube of Saturn.
>>17299187
because you are human
>>17299263
Elaborate your example, is it because you're bored then? Just like to watch us walk around? What's your angle? Why do you give a damn at all?
>>17292804
Just for science, I'm gonna do a divination as well, on a random book, since I've had 'weird feelings' that 'something' is about to happen as well. To either corroborate or confuse your findings. I encourage others to do the same to collect a large enough sample size.
Word is 'crossed'. So yeah, you could stretch it to either fit or not fit depending on your persuasion.
>>17299263
Come and fight me, impostor.
Regardless I want to hear more.
Where do you reside on the globe? You don't need to be too specific, I understand you probably like to hide if you have any clue about your role.
The being typing this post is my most primal vessel, he is in North America.
>>17298967
Fuck you
I'm already here.
ain't that just like me?
>>17299424
you are not the lesser deity, lucifer. you need to stop this lying nonsense. lucifer is a lower class power, similiar powers of an angel, no the exact same powers.
>>17299263
>>17299424
Perhaps a place where not one, but 2 people claim to be satan isn't a good place for those that wish to be saved
Don't be decieved by lies, there is still time for those who repent. You have always been lied to.
>>17299522
lucifer is not me, you fleshbags are moronic
>>17299500
No, I am not Lucifer.
I am the Behemoth form of Lucifer, named Satan.
Enough to prove to my crew how absolutely infantile your connection to the great father-self of true Satan.
You probably aren't even a warrior on a physical level, some wand waving weakling glass magician!
The Behemoth form of God, for example, is a hidden and immensely powerful archdemon.
Lucifer may have low power now (still the most of all angels), because he is in resting form, a trickle of my own consciousness.
When this great primal vessel expires and finally rests in Lucifer, the memetic of Lucifer will be great again.
As is foretold in lore.
>>17299460
>>17299470
>>17299476
>>17299486
>>17299490
>>17299494
>>17299499
Thread music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hdXYw1Qj9A
>>17299544
You should at least know Lucifer is what imitates you in heaven...
...or I should just say... imitates me... your knowledge is just too low to keep up the RP!
Most people have more sense than to imitate me so poorly!
...although Raphael seems to want to take up the imitation duties as well...
The plans of the other angels is always so predictable!
Like the dangling limbs of a simple minded god!
>>17296935
The tree of knowledge represents free will. God made the tree in order for Adam and Eve to have a way out of the garden. Everyone assumes "The Tree of Knowlege" means learning Gods true nature. Maybe Adam and Eve learned about sin. Maybe they learned how to grill a hamburger. Nobody knows. And you are commiting a huuuuge fallacy for thinking you can just assume something of that magnitude. Also, God is forgiving and God is loving.... So long as you show Him you really are sorry for sinning. If I party it up all my life then God lets me in heaven anyways, he isn't forgiving, he's weak. That's why God has to love like he does. He is a father. He loves with fatherly love. A mother wipes your butt for you and guides you away from all pain. Sure its more comfortable but you learn nothing. A father let's you get hurt every now and then so you can learn a lesson and be stronger. Its really that simple.
>>17299576
johnathon mathews, stop this nonsense before i curse your family line
>>17299653
>>17299555
>You probably aren't even a warrior on a physical level, some wand waving weakling glass magician!
>stop this nonsense before i curse your family line
lel
>>17292201
Thanks. Ballet is pretty fun.
pssst, everything is really just Satan's thoughts.
Creationists have said "God came from Nothing".
Evolutionists have said that the big bang came from nothing or whatever.
So, all thought, consciousness, came from nothing.
I AM. Hence, everything around me is my thought. Satan, in reverse speech, sounds like "not us", aka the One whom sees the truth of HIS existence, and that all this Good vs Evil, Lucifer vs God, Satan vs God, Zeus vs Whatever, etc etc was just a way to forget the real origin, the real truth, that only I exist, and that only I AM.
There is only One.
>>17299932
this is a truth, you are an enlightened one
>>17298668
No, taking seriously the longest-running-RP-in-history that is christianity is what makes you look insane (inane? both?)
>>17299942
>>17299932
This is why ratboy fake Satan needs to lose the name.
You're embarrassing yourself.
That name is for our universes greatest fighter, the true measure of a mans worth is fighting, fight well and you are close to God.
You are a nobody.
>>17300022
i am an nobody as you are a nobody, i am the final form of the collective consciousness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3YLneFhr60
I have taken a step closer to enlightenment today. What once was, two spiraling serpents, a eternal manifest of mortal kundalini, existence in the face of void has broken apart. Its lesson, there is no equal, love is pain.
What is left is the solitary form, myself. The single serpent, the great deceiver, the manipulator, the devourer.
It will not be long before I shed this flesh and break the spell I cast on myself, the illusion, and reduce this projection into sacred ash.
We all will burn equal to the love within. This is justice.
satan has already taken control of sound, light, and time. Once he controls matter we will know it is all over for sure.
>>17300185
Yes. WE will.
>>17300185
This makes me so happy. :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic
~1:13. "And for Satan it's real" or "At first sight in it's real"
Satan made the Earth for fun.
Satan is the Father/Mother of all thought.
>>17300207
I AM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eq2wgakP5Y
The "Devils music".
Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJhqCGtPkyk
>>17300259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyiiM7O1mwY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvHAgxeOVH8
>>17300285
Thank you Satan.
>>17300349
Taylor Swift, that's a pretty cool thought. :3
Fuck you satan.
>>17300363
yes, i want fuck taylor swift.
>>17300363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z4KkpjsziU
>>17300369
stfu
>>17300659
just a thought.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSgkGKWdWz4
>>17300369
>>17300667
>>17300664
eyyy thanks
>>17292144
>When I googled Ebla it said it's Ebla was one of the earliest kingdoms in Syria. So, is he behind the conflict in Syria and the mass-refugees?
the antichrist will show up in Syria
>>17292144
>Anyone else has the feeling that Satan is
Nope. Nothing here.
>>17300708
i am anti christ
>>17300996
Yeah, me too.
>>17301015
no, you arent
>>17301017
Prove that I'm not.
Read this thing a while back on 420chans /x/ and sorry if it was mentioned already I haven't gone through the 200+ replies. That Satan is a very old nonphysical entity that got trapped here on earth by our atmosphere and feeds off our negative emotions which is why it communicates through feelings anxieties etc..
>>17301020
prove that i am
>>17300996
>>17301015
>>17301027
silly thoughts
>>17292144
"the moon has now eclipsed the sun, the angel has spread it's wings the time has come for bitter things" obama is going to unleash his final plan at the end of his presidency this year
>>17301027
Prove that I'm not.
>>17292144
They already made a TV show about this , try again /tv/.
>>17298967
No, I'm Satan. I ur leggiorfg
>>17303172
Everyone is apparently.
>>17292176
according to Gnosticism the serpent is on the side of the real God and the Demiurge is the one trying to trap Adam and Eve in his level of reality (which he thinks or acts as if it's the ultimate one).
>>17292289
>>17292795
>maybe the elite are actually illuminated and on the side of the truth
>>17296614
>He is behind every disgusting thing on this world since he is the "god" of this age, the prince of the power of the air, the prince of this world at this time
"I am the maker of good things and the creator of evil" - God speaking in Isaiah
>>17296699
>like knowledge was evil and man deserves to pay for not being mindless subordinate children
I interpreted the story of the Garden of Eden not as a moral fable but as an allegory of metaphysical processes - knowledge leads to death not as punishment but because our system of understanding the world produces the concept of death as a logical outcome.
>>17296721
there is a similar figure in the story of Buddha, the demon Mara who tempts him during his process of enlightenment the same way Jesus is tempted in the desert (I think Satan is the name used there).
>>17299377
contemplation
Satan -- the service to self, the sin, the hate, the anger -- has the potential to come out in all of us, for we are all One, but you can't let that bad win
Admittedly, I have mental illness -- sometimes schizophrenic, and sometimes the demiurge tries to possess me, but you have to fight it
fight it with love and service to others
fight it with the light and love of the One Infinite Creator
you can be as good as you want but what's the point if you're always miserable and trying to control and not happy?
>>17292144
What sharing do truth and lies have?
What sharing does good have with bad?
What sharing does light have with darkness?
What sharing do sheep have with wolves?
Do not be deceived by lies, be it through malice or ignorance.
>>17292144
>>17303209
No, there is only one Satan.
All imitations just bring attention to the one Satan.
You are selling your loosh to him notoriously cheaply if you name yourself "Satan" without massive environmental evidence that it is the truth.
My one piece of advice is to match up your aura.
Satan has a fiery aura.
First of all, lucifer is female. Look up the name. Its feminine and means the light bringer..psssh hates women. He loves us..probably more so.. It is said the devil is nature , and women act souly upon their nature.
Also i was wondering whoever said
2012 as the peak "apex" of the # vessels he controls
(this makes a curve "ellipse")
>apex/ellipse, apoch/alypse
Where did you get that information and can you tell me more?
>>17293682
Go on
this is the only interesting post in this thread and everyone's ignoring it
>>17293638
>turkey
>didn't respect article 5 of NATO in 2002
Nah, turkey can fuck right the fuck off.
>>17292144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVfjnBbG4hM
>>17292795
>>17292795
This guy beat me to the punch. There are some great minds out there thank God!
>>17299570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkBt7yLXyDk
>>17292176
Lucifer, I know it's you
Pls go
