What's /x/'s opinion about conspiracy theories?
Also, post what you got!
>>17283532
I will say her teeth are fra
ar different. OG miley has long incisors and new miley does not. her teeth are more level
I read auras. I was always attracted to Miley and it bothered me because ew. One day that changed. Over a year later I learned about this conspiracy, which coincided exactly with the change in aura
Wanted to vomit
I really wish some one would expose the music industry the way they did bohemian grove
just straight up ask miley rihanna katy perry who is Lucifer to them ect
>>17283706
Those women are cute.
Miley needs to gain weight though.
>>17283532
>>17283660
The problems with comparing the nose/chin/teeth is that cosmetic surgery is so common for celebs
if I won even a small amount of money in the lottery, the first thing I would do is buy myself a new set of teeth and a new nose
>>17283720
and also she has her mouth open in one pic and shut in the other. fucking retarded thread.
>>17283665
>I read auras
People like this is why we havent colonized space.
>>17283724
I really am not a fan of this image compilation. It's possible some shady shit went down with regards to Miley/Hannah. Especially with how weird and pedo that Dan Schneider dude is. But those are bad images to be using and cosmetic surgery is far to rampant for a dumbass on /x/ or /pol/ to tell with certainty one person is actually another.
>>17283532
I think the reality of it is much simpler and much more sickening
>tween miley wants to be a big musician like her redneck dad
>dad pulls some strings, her being a young pretty thing didn't hurt
>she quickly loses any chance of a normal childhood, getting the work load/responsibility of an adult
>probably gets exposed to drugs and sex at an early age, more then likely with older men
>all the while she has to keep this squeaky clean Disney image which fucks with her head
>when she gets old enough to break away she tries to catch up on all the normal teenage angst party years by acting like a cocked out slut and blowing off steam to prove she isn't the squeaky clean kid anymore
>is now a shell of a person, even if shes trying to calm down people will think "lol miley that crazy coke head who twerked at the MTV awards" for years
>Britney spears 2.0
anyone who lets their young could try to be famous needs to get their ass kicked
>>17283770
Reptilians colonized space. Then they colonized Earth and blinded us to the truth. You are a slave.
>>17283837
Don't forget about the part where she sold her soul to satan and the illuminati. Now she brainwashes other innocent people with her music.
>>17283773
That pic is so disturbing and wrong. Poor Icarly girl if the rumors are true.
she joked about this on saturday night live
Sure OP starts with 'conspiracy' title, but it's just his nine-hundredth thread to babble about actresses over and over again.
OP is what is creepy, more so than his topic.
>>17284080
your a waste of air
>>17284080
You are so vain, anon.
>>17283770
>thinking the universe is for us to colonize
you are the reason we're destroying ourselves
>>17284080
That´s rigth.
this was debunked immediately on /x/ when it originated, /pol/ just went with it and still won't let it die. (it originated from a /pol/ post)
pics from her youth to her current state were compared, unless she is a clone or some reptilian shape shifter this is the exact same human being (scars, gum line&teeth, nose, eye color, hair line etc etc). happened so long ago I don't have the main comparison pic anymore.
>>17284134
Mattresses the conspiracy from 1880
Tractor beam no longer necessary?
1850s
farmers describe being scanned at night
farmers describe force pulling them up at night
eventually labeled tractor beam
Tractor beam no longer necessary, they've replaced the old matresses with coil array matresses.
Around the time water beds become mass available, an information campaign was started.
>The coil matresses were made cheap, and available everywhere.
>Thousands of dollars were spent advertising coil matresses.
>All the cool kids had a coil matress.
>The rich and elite and media were bragging about the 'luxury' of a coil matress.
>You know the tactic by now... They were forced to be the norm of society.
>It was the Barak Obama of matresses
So important that Mark Twain, wrote the New York Times in an article called "The new church" about how he would run the church. He talks about using water beds for people who are sick, basically for 'possessed people.
MARK TWAIN
New York Times
July 23, 1871
A new ... Church
I make solemn oath that what I am going to tell about the new church is the strict truth.
hospitals should use water-beds ... look after the poor and sick
matresses are coil arrays
google coil array its for
"parallel mri via just RF [radio]"
>thats taking pictures of the guts
A 2012 study confirms the ability to create dream like images using only sound (sine waves aka sin()). [sine wave speech
If thats true, one could use the machine to read the responses / emotions of a person... one could also use sine wave speech to generate a dream, or more importantly ask a question!
all. night. ET. questioning.
>they only watch the activists though
it could also be fore channelling psychic energy or blood letting (dna drinking), who knows
>>17284216
how to tell if they are monitoring your dreams
pic obv
a $12 radio detector would be a good idea if youve had sleep paralysis or cant remember your dreams
theres some obvious other stuff i forgot to mention like those springs conduct radio (b/c they are metal)
>if you cant remember your dreams they are stealing them
>>17284222
oh the other thing i was going to mention was that they figured out how to do parallel mri in 2011 with coils, weve been sleeping on that shit since 1870. assume this is ET tech.
>>17283910
tbf, i start to believe that shit when i see videos like this (one of many)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMldaIoujeo
>>17284247
>dur dur dur dur dur dur
hurr durr
>>17284247
That's not brainwashing, it's just being stupid.
>>17284247
kek at the tongue movement 00:50- 00:52, so she listened to the song before reacting to it. hmmm
>>17284262
youre probably right, but its weird how loads of people are posting reaction vids to the song, and saying how great it is and how drake "killed it" (good thing)....rhianna is the most monotones singer, and drake is auto tuned...
>>17284247
> you need too
her reaction was so over the top to mono toned auto tuned lyrics...
>>17284247
THIS THREAD HAS NOW BEEN DERAILED, THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHGhL_CuY8c
VID RELATED
>>17284267
Because they like shit music.
I know it's unnerving that so many people talk about it like it's something actually good, but it all has to do with musical tastes, and in some cases, trying to fit in.
Sorry if I sound like a dismissive asshole, but in my opinion, that specific video has nothing to do with brainwashing.
>>17284281
Oh yeah bro i agree, just thought i could get /x/ on it nomsayin ;)
>>17284289
yeah, sometimes is kind of discouraging that we're stuck in a shitty reality, and the answer to some mysteries is nothing deep or paranormal, just shitty people.
Come on guys. Can't you obviously see its Caribbean themed? DIR!
durr
>>17284329
isnt rhianna american?
HURR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR HUR WOR WOR WOR WOR WOR
>>17284340
durr durr durr durr durr
>>17284340
>an american can't gender-identify as carribean
narrow minded hetero-normative shitlord
>>17284359
wur wur qur wur wur
>>17284359
>>17284369
Hey now, gentlemen. Let's be civil.
>>17284367
kek, but she cant put on a carribean accent and says thats her accent senpai
>>17284375
DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR
>>17284276
Tbf desu he rekt her, the ones who almost cant breath like >>17284247 are better.
>people actually believe the rap industry gets in serious relationships together
> tfw you are not the jew who came up with this
WOR WOR DUR DUR DUR
>>17284267
kids are fucking stupid, and no with social media think that everything they say is important and the world deserves to hear their thoughts
she likes a shitty song and wanted to tell the world. That's it
>>17284254
>>17284334
>>17284340
>>17284359
>>17284369
>>17284382
>>17284391
...... ??????
in general anything involving individual stars is stupid (Beetles, Michaael Jackson etc are a bit different). if miley dropped dead tomorrow she'd be forgotten within a month and some new young woman would come along showing her goods to all the world while singing crappy pop songs. she isn't much more important to any 'illuminati' than you are to the hamburger industry being a cashier at Burger King. easily replaced and if she decided to turn on them she'd never be taken seriously.
>>17284408
see me wor wor wor wor wor- dur dur dur dur dur
Dirp dirp dirp dirpity dirp dirpage
Amidoingitright?!
>>17284408
> hurr durr durr durr duuurrr see me wor wor wor wor wor
>>17284461
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>>17284461
You misspelled faggot.
>>17284489
why are you not vegan?
What's going on in this fucking thread holy shit I need to take my meds
>>17284506
DUR DUR DUR DUR
>>17284130
the universe is our home... i bet you eat your fellow earthings and wear the skins of them, fund there genoice, rape and exploitation. Youre the reason we are destroying our selves. Literally (greenhouse gases) and spiritually.
wao wao wao
>>17283770
This.
She's a bald little angel, that's what she is.
I think.
>>17283720
Explain this faggit.
i tend to think that the actual celebrities are real victims of the hollywood machine, anon
>>17285589
lol can you really not tell that's a terrible photoshop?
>>17283532
Like all other prophecies, they're meant to be self-fulfilling.
>>17285589
photoshop
i think that you cannot know a person unless you know them in person, and the two interact with eachother like humans have been doing since we stepped out of the jungles
>>17283770
There is no space. The masons convinced you the earth is a globe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdoGTeM0koQ&feature=youtu.be&t=41m15s
and that space travel isn't fake (it is) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdoGTeM0koQ&feature=youtu.be&t=21s
That the sun is big and far and not small and near https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lchtwf5Fvhc&feature=youtu.be&t=29m3s
It's the biggest conspiracy in the world and here's why https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdoGTeM0koQ&feature=youtu.be&t=44m12s
the coolest thing about hollywood is the movies made about hollywood
>>17285664
people with sensory processing disorders often have a really hard time with that kind of thing.
>>17285708
>this nigger spamming his faggot channels again
Time to stop advertising, Eric.
>>17285741
IT's not my channel.
>>17285741
Also each link is a different time stamp for when that topic comes up. I watched the video and decided to bookmark specific time stamps so I can explain it to other people and maybe save them watching the full 1hr 50m if they just want to get their toes wet.
>>17285742
Sure thing spammer.
>>17285754
How am I a spammer? The topic is conspiracy and globe earth is a freaking conspiracy.
>>17284222
the last time I did remember a dream it was me flying from the FBI.
>>17285741
>>17285754
I made a comment on both videos under the name Androgyn.E to prove I'm not afiliated with the channel and that I'm my own person. Now the vids have timestamps.
>>17284340
That escalated fast
Back on the conspiracy stuff
I recall a thread from 2013 in which someguy said he was the manager tour for... I think Snoop, Sting and Paul McCartney, he said that everyone of them were involved with some satanic symbol called the Sigil of Beleth.
Edgy stuff desu, but it was kinda cool, anyone remember?
>>17284216
>>17284222
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Nigga dont bullshit me with that shit! NOW where am i supposed to SLEEP?!?
you gotta love /x/ lol
There's only one conspiracy theory that I believe is 100% real, and it's the global elite pedo network. There are millions of wealthy, powerful people fucking children, some for "esoteric" reasons. Child trafficking is 100% real.
I've been going down this particular rabbit hole for a while now. I'm starting to believe the people who claim the real reason the Catholic church was even founded was to create a means for the wealthy and powerful to fuck children. Lure in the plebeian, unwashed masses with promises of a blissful afterlife, then indoctrinate high-octane guilt into them so they don't rat in you after you fuck them.
There are allegations that the US CPS engages in child sex trafficking. CPS has had multiple instances where thousands of children in their custody literally vanished from their system/the planet and their response was essentially "WE DUNNO LOL SHRUG EMOJI"
Humans are dark, dark creatures.
>>17284216
Fox?
>>17285708
B.o.B. or Cuck of Suckdicki?
>>17285708
>>17283532
You want to talk real conspiracy anon? A french water distributor owns most of the western entertainment industry and state funded orphanages are kept running because senators can make a buck on human trafficking.
>>17289312
French water distributor? Throw me a bone here, I have no clue what you're talking about. What does it have to do with the entertainment industry?
>>17287813
I believe this as well. Whenever news of elite pedophiles are exposed, there is brief media attention (far too brief for the scale and monstrosity of the crime) and then it is completely silent. I also believe that some crises, such as the refugee crisis are manufactured to divert public interest from such events.
>>17287813
I mean I can understand that over time the church got some fucked up practices but to say the church came to be just to get their hands on kids is almost unbelievable. The implications mang.
(wikipedia)
Conspiracy (civil), an agreement between persons to deceive, mislead, or defraud others of their legal rights or to gain an unfair advantage
Conspiracy (criminal), an agreement between persons to break the law in the future, in some cases having committed an act to further that agreement
Conspiracy (political), an agreement between persons with the goal of gaining political power or meeting a political objective
conspiracy theories are often ridiculed, and the theorists often portrayed as delusional. this is supported by coorporations, politicians, and the media to deter people from considering conspiracies. it is also supported by the crazy delusional theorists too.
>>17283770
Sure. It could be because colonizing space is fucking difficult.
Maybe you're actually one of the people at SpaceX trying to put us into space, in which case I sympathize with your frustration and need to lash out... but there is no need for scapegoating. Everyone knows you picked a tough job, and if nobody read auras it would still be a tough job.
Seriously though, if you're worried you'll run out of money you'll have a lot of mine as fast as you can say 'gofundme'.
Unless you're not working on space travel. But you are, right?
>>17286045
Futons FTW.
>>17290482
waaah, he insulted my aura reading
>>17283770
There is a dome over us, we can't go into "space". You are a fool
i remember this thread.
that is all.
Worth the read. If it is true, we got about a week.
>>17291329
Got a bigger version? On mobile and it's blurry as fuck
>>17284065
/b/ needs to gather up and fucking ruin him. Disgusting pedo.
>>17283532
Why would they go out of their way to make a duplicate of this whore when her current career is owed to the fact she's been in the industry long enough to know the ropes?
>>17291329
>don't go to the Star Wars premier
Super Scneiders Ding Dong Diddley, starring Miley "dry as papyrus" cyrus.
>>17283532
1. Insert random nonsensical occult imagery into video and preformance.
2. Conspiracy loons watch the over and over again to find secret messages.
3.Profit.
Metal bands have been using this routine for year. It just spread to pop music.
>>17291329
theres a part of me that wants this to happen for some reason.
>>17291329
So that pdf real or not?
>>17287813
what was that documentary that never got aired because it about high level government fucking kids? someone posted it on here the other day but i cant find it.
>>17292222
it will
>>17284065
>$180,000 per episode on a kids show
>+100 episodes
Don't feel sorry for her. She is set for life thanks to Dan Schneider.
>>17284222
weed makes you forget your dreams
Can't we put a thick line between the likely conspiracies such as the Bildenburg (come on they can't be talking about golf) and the crazy David Icke type of bullshit.
>>17292253
Franklin documentary related to the Finders Cult
>>17283837
Thats' pretty much what happened for a while with Justin Bieber tired of playing the kind potential boyfriend and who acted like a thug for some years
>>17285708
Take an IQ-test and see that you're close to clinical retardation so I don't have to convince you that you are.
>>17284073
got a link?
what did she say?
>>17289638
>>17289312
Nestlé?
>>17283901
Yeah, and the reptilians aren't aura reading shitheads.
>>17283910
Just like Louis Armstrong.
>>17283910
If I was a brainwashing satanist I would not chose Miley. Too obvious. I'd chose a gospel singer.
>>17284065
HE CAN'T
KEEP GETTING
AWAY WITH IT
>>17293007
Sorry, searched for dan, saw the long titled webm, and misposted that one instead of this one.
>>17283532
I'm just gonna say it, I like new Miley more.
>>17292709
HIIIIIIIIS
>>17285784
thats bad. the way they do it is little by little, pretty soon u dont remember any dreams, and think its normal.
i would try something else fast.
>>17286045
hammock? couch coushins on floor.
>>17293007
Foot fetish Dan
>>17293050
>>17283532
>Miranda Cosgrove attempted to testify in court last year on the grounds of sexual assault. Which Hollywood executive(s) convinced her not to. HINT: dan wasnt alone
Holy shit!! Poor girl was passed around at Nickelodeon CEO's parties like a rag doll probably. Dan, Dan, Dan...
>>17284109
You probably think this thread is about you
>>17284247
How does this pass as music?
Yoko Ono tier bullshit
Is there like...a grand unified conspiracy? A conspiracy theory so massive retarded that it combines every conspiracy theory together in seamless fuckery?
Much like the theory physicists work on that unify GR and QM. Because if there isn't, someone should work on it. You could probably even write a book on it and name it "The Grand Unified Conspiracy." Wont even charge you for using the name.
>>17284276
At first I thought this was a man in a wig doing a joke video then I noticed the fingernails. Are these faggots for real? Is this real life?
>>17284369
>>17284065
>>17291860
>fucking ruin him
you mean praise his genius
>>17292594
Sane people can but for others it is difficult
>>17284222
I'm an alcoholic and never dream, jokes on them and my liver.
Zika is man made to curb the growing population. It's currently being tested with insects in Latin America and will spread across other climates that the mosquito can live in.
Then it will be introduced everywhere else in food as food often contains insects.
>>17293003
Like Rhianna, Katey Perry and Beyonce?
>>17284377
shes from barbados tho....
>>17286000
interesting
>>17295013
lol
>>17294841
Don't you?
Don't you?
>>17285758
>being this fucking retarded.
some of them surely have merit and impact on our lives, but they are awash in a sea of irrelevant false theories so we will never know which ones are real or not until its too late.
>>17294922
The trouble with this is that it will require constant expansions & erratas.
That said, some youtubers have come close.
>>17283532
How about the one where Christopher walken killed natalie wood?
That one actually makes sense
>>17297803
Drop a link will ye matey?
>>17287813
what exactly do they gain by doing that? If you are willing to risk your public image there must be sth more we dont know of
>>17298188
>conspiracy
Nigga, Robert Wagner and Christopher Walken pretty much confirmed they killed her.
>>17285589
My great uncle tried to convince a judge that his wife was cheating on him by cutting up pictures of her and another guy and taping them together. They were outside, and they were from two different seasons. He put in almost no fucking effort.
It was still more convincing than what you posted.
>>17291979
Glad I'm not the only one who's not a retard.
>>17295135
I actually kind of hope so. Ever since I read "Inferno" I've been all for this type of worldwide repair.
I believe some are actually true, but the problem is someone says media what to say and then the majoraty of the public takes that as the truth. And then even if it's false truth the smaller public that denies the truth can't get the media to say otherwise. Therefor it becomes conspiracy. And which does the major public believe more? Media.
>>17298503
Also in the mix there are some really stupid conspiracys that lower the credibilty of all conspiracys.
The conspiracy theorist as a word itself is lead to believe you are a nutjob, a tinfoilhead or even enemy of the state. Who wants to be any of those? So there are some amount of actual people that believe the same as conspiracy theorist but are too afraid to open their mouth. Therefore the amount of people openly questioning the "truth" is smaller.
Sometimes conspiracytheorist have actual proof, but it is usually debunked somehow. And being the underdog to begin with the others believe the debunkers more. These are all the reasons that make it hard to believe in conspiracys.
>>17291329
>the virus will be released in Italy
>spreading west into Russia and Asia
>spreading west
>west
Wut. That's going east
Anyone got the Pedowood pastebin? Preferably a fairly updated version?
>>17298750
There were at least three when I googled it last year.
>>17298666
I know, I fucked up when I wrote it. By the time I'd realised it was too late.
Nothing will happen. it was based on a lecture by Ian Crane who thinks that the WHO are secretly running the world and are in cahoots with the Illuminati to exterminate 80% of the population. It was an RP. And you all bought it.
I chose Italy as the starting point because supposedly Italy was the first country to report a UFO crash back in the 1920's.
It was all horseshit.
>>17298932
Why would you RP like that, Onee-senpai?
It's just mean.
>>17298889
Googling "pedowod pastebin" yields nothing I can use.
>>17291329
>believing any happening after the September fiasco
>>17284222
What the fuck am I looking at?
Neither of those feel like my dreams. I've never dreamed about red tron shit nor being in a cave.
I think it boils down to misconceptions. I believe that something like the illuminati exists, but they don't know they exist. They're just a bunch of rich cunts who got to know a bunch of other rich cunts because of their status, and influence each other the way your friends influence you and vice versa.
People outside that inner circle see this and think they're conspiring. They see a bunch of companies with close ties doing the same things as each other and blame it on lizardmen or whatever. But think about it like this: Would you call it a conspiracy if I went to go see the movie all my friends were talking about? Would you claim we're a dastardly organization if I went and bought a video game so I could play it with them?
>>17292253
Conspiracy of Silence, nigga?
>>17283837
This, most likely. She was just a young teen that wanted to be famous and was most likely abused by those in power. When she was old enough, she rebelled and wanted to do her own thing and have no part of the Hollywood Stepford model anymore.
>>17299189
what September fiasco?
>>17293011
I don't have webms, but there is a scene in Victorious of a giant crab spanking Victoria Justice, There is a scene in Zoey 101, where a girls got inflatable boobs, and in Amanda Bynes Show, there is a scene where Amanda is shown like a puppet and someone is grabbing her boobs from behind.
>>17299385
The Bildenburg council.
>>17298666
goddamn upside down earthers ruining my sense of direction.
>>17291329
I'll shit myself if this happens.
>>17299569
die
>>17283665
No you don't. You know, if you actually found something you liked and practiced it often you wouldn't have to lie about imaginary talents.
